July 17, 2018 • 15 mins
Skeery, Brody , Danielle, Greg T and Garrett talk about a company who will pay for lunch as long as you eat Vegan? Also what type of medication does Greg T take?!?!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, Happy Tuesday if you're listening to us on
a Tuesday. But now I find out people just binge
this damn thing. So it could be Saturday afternoon for
(00:22):
all we know. It could be six months from now
on a Tuesday. Work up to like episode two eighties.
Somebody tweeted me and reference something we said an episode
to twenty two am. It could be two am right
now you listen. You're listening to this. But we've talked
about this on on the Brooken Boys podcast, and I
think on the Big Show you can't reference stuff that
happened six months ago. And then go oh man, that
was so funny with the cheese were talking about. I
(00:47):
listened episode to thirty one and you were talking about Okay,
I can't remember yesterday. You know what I heard? I
heard that a lot of people during the summer months
they take off not just on Fridays, but on Monday's
as well. Monday is actually the new Friday. That's correct,
That is exactly I read that just recently. What's orange?
Is it still like Thursday to be the new Friday.
(01:07):
I'd rather have a three day weekend come back on Mondays.
I don't want Saturday Sunday. Monday is Wednesday still Sunday.
At Carville was speaking of like days. A lot of
my friends have optional holidays. They can take unlimited holidays
at their office. Problem is, you know, it benefits the
company because you're more likely not to take off the
full amount of time, unlike us. Uh, so they don't
(01:27):
have to pay you for those vacation days. I heard
a lot of people working earlier hours and extended hours
Monday through Thursday. For real, we'll get at least a
half a day. And you know, if you think about
it on a Sunday, why do you want to cut
your weekend just a couple hours short and then have
to fight this trap to get back. I would actually
like having that Monday off to kind of relax and
(01:48):
then get back. If we had the kind of job
where we had a certain amount of work to get done, well,
I would definitely work four ten hour days rather than
five eight like if people were like eight hours. But
everybody works long now. My mom's job was for a
while and she's retiring though in August, but she she
would work Monday to Thursday and it would be a
(02:09):
little bit longer so that she can have Friday days.
Oh yeah, maybe one fourteen. Maybe. We don't have the
kind of job where you can take off Monday and
just do it on Tuesday. No, we don't, like, oh
I missed the show on Monday. I'll just talk about
that stuff on Tuesday. You can't do the flight attendants, pilots, cops,
they all en firemen. They do tours where they do
(02:30):
they work three days on and then four days off.
I got that schedule. I got a friend that works
in a as a nurse and an e er, and
he works four days on. But you're right, he has
schedules of like twelve hour days, maybe fourteen hour days,
and then he's got four days off like that. Wouldn't
you do that? Um? You know, I I think I might,
(02:51):
But I do think about working those long, long shifts.
I don't know if my body can get you, but
I would do that. They had the great sex in
the closets all the time. What's going on like that?
Having great tea? Wouldn't do He had trouble staying up
at six am this morning all day. I got no
(03:13):
sleep last night, you know, so I injured myself here
at work accidentally and because of my little injury. I
can't really sleep at night right now until it completely heals,
because that to continue to put like a you know,
like a cream on it to let it get better.
So what happens is going to be clear. Well, it's
continues to stick to the sheets, so like my injury,
(03:34):
So I can you know what I'm saying. The bottom
line is that I want to you know, we we um,
we don't have normal jobs. Yesterday I was talking to
Trish about our job and she was saying, how bunch
of you know, we're like a bunch of weirdos and
that normal people. You know, thanks, but she said it
like in a fun way and that that we kind
of like, you know, shrug things off and we're silly
(03:54):
and whatever, and that, you know, she continues to say,
you have to realize the majority of a here does
not work that way. You know, they have normal offices,
normal jobs, normal everything where there is, everything's at normal.
Well no matter where you work. Recently, I went to
my brother in law's office and it was really weird,
Like it's really quiet. There's millions of like, um, you know,
(04:17):
cubicles everywhere. No one talks to anyboy. There's no music
through they piped in through the office. Nobody's shipping on
the cope. They don't do that. They don't do that. Everything.
The wildest I saw was like a little basketball net
over like a garbage can. Were like somebody had like
a putter next to their desk, you know, with a
(04:38):
couple of golf balls. But that's about it. There's nothing.
And you know, recently we're talking about the stipend that
some companies will actually give you a lunch stipend so
that you stay in your office rather than going out
to eat, or a like one office now won't even
give you the stipend if you're eating meat. How about that,
They're only gonna give you a stipend work if right,
if you stay, if you eat vegan, only that that's
(04:59):
right you. I'll bring the pig on a spit right
into the roasted right in front of body. Daniel to
the same thing, Dannie, almost like, don't push your agenda
on me, right, Danielle, it's not fair. I mean it's like,
I understand if you want me to get more work done,
and so you'll pay for my lens, that's what you
can't tell me what I have to eat for the
rewarding you for eating vegetables. Obviously, they have a thing
(05:22):
about eating. They think that it's it's healthier and you
also save the environment, you know, if you don't eat meat.
But wait, and seriously, I was talking to Garrett this
morning about it, and Garrett actually has a decent spin
on that. I don't know if you guys are going
to a topic and this is a free form thing. Okay,
so that's the story. So so again, there's a company
that says we will pay for your lunch if you
(05:44):
don't eat meat. Darret, go ahead, Well, no, then you
don't eat for free, plain and simple, don't bitch about.
I would have a real problem with that because I
hate vegetables, but I like eating for free, right Would
that make you eat for fruit? Would that make you
eat vegetables even though you had to eat nothing? But
that's what I'm saying, I'm porn. I might have to
dive into. I have to find something neutral, like I
would eat lettuce if I get like a Caesar salad.
(06:05):
Maybe about the anchovies, so you know, vegans, no dairy,
they can dressing. If is a vegetarian and vegan. It's
uh oh yeah, right, good Vegon. There's a do it
But if if I hurt, media was gonna give us all.
(06:26):
But if they were, but they said, we will pay
for your lunch. We'll give you twelve dollars a day,
or you'll pay for your breakfast twelve dollars a day,
but you can only eat non dairy items or items
that don't have dairy andsonally that you know you will
pay for your loss what you have to eat mayo
and everything that's ridiculous, I would tell you I'll pay
for my own you know what, really, why do you
(06:47):
why are you not cursing? It's a it's a podcast
because sometimes you tell me not to curse so that
you can replay this on the big show. Okay, this one,
but sometimes, you know, breakfast here in the Tristate or
in New York City is very expensive, so I might
think about and contemplate it just for breakfast so I
can get a free breakfast. You're gonna eat something you
(07:07):
don't like to eat just to get a free breakfast,
I might. I'm thinking about because it's so expensive. Do
you know much an egg sandwich is here versus like
the rest of the country New York. And not only that.
Great te tips on everything though, Tip on the egg,
right for an egg sandwich, an egg, bacon, cheese, manute?
(07:28):
You tip at the counter, Well, you have to give something.
There's a little tip char it says, give me a dollar.
Where's a tip chop? Put a tip jar next to
where I stand. And when I write a joke, give
me a dollar. Right. Nobody ever tips up, But we're
always tipping everybody else. That's a good quick New York. No, no, no, no, no.
I feel I feel listeners to tip us. That's the
we're here for them. But you should tip me when
I do stuff for you. Well, you know, you know
(07:49):
what I don't like When you go to a cash
read certain it was, go, hi, would you like to
donate a dollar to blah blah blah blah blah, And
then there's people, yeah, and there's people behind you and
you go. When you out a pet go you can't
pay without hitting the button whether you want to give
a dollar? Oh yeah, that's a thing. And you feel
guilty though, because but after a while, I was here
three times this week. I'm not giving another you know
(08:11):
what I mean? Like, yeah, I've been to a sandwich
place where after they make your sandwich and you, you know,
use your your card or whatever you use. It's it
comes up and the person on the casher is looking
right at you and they go, would you like to
give a tip? And it's like it's already set three
percent five percent temper And I'm like and the person
with the person staring right at you, like, what are
you gonna do? What are you gonna do? You gonna
(08:33):
tip me or not? I feel very compelled, like I
guess I have to know what. I went for ice
cream over the weekend, and I like soft serving a
cone because you get that big mountain like the Poopa Moji.
It's a big mountain and they roll it and sprinkles
get like that mountain of sprinkles like three inches high.
And the girl gives me the out of vanilla ice cream. Uh,
it was like if that free stuff whatever? Anyway, so
she put does the cone and she didn't do like
(08:54):
the swirl swirl swirl. He kind of filled the cone
up and then dip the nub in the sprinkles and
gave it me no top, And I said, shouldn't it
be like three inches higher. God, that's the way. That's
what it is, goes the height of So my wife
and kids were ready to leave. I'm like, I fine,
So I pay her and she it was it wasn't
a register, was an iPad. So she turns the iPad
(09:16):
on the stand around right and has the three buttons
for the tip. Oh man, And I'm like, are you
kidding me? Nipped me off on my ice cream? You're
not getting a tip? And I didn't get a tip
on my cone tip. But then she's standing right in
front of you. You don't feel compelled to happen? Do
you just stand in front of her? She didn't give
me any ice cream on the top, by the way, nothing,
Because the way they can do a soft serve cone
(09:38):
if you really want to get the maximunt of ice
cream is make sure the ice cream feels the bottom
of the cone first, then up and then around. You know,
maybe it fell in, fell in. You should have filled
that ship up to Mr Softy guy used to just
do the rim and it was a whole. When you
say Mr soft the rim, no, Mr Softy used to
(10:00):
just circle the rim and it makes it look like that.
Are you making You're doing with your hands and you
don't have fruity. There's a joke if he was missed
the hardy, he wouldn't have to do the rim. You
know what I'm saying that you don't want you don't
want to hollow out. You don't want to lick the
thing and whole of the what But what kind of
(10:21):
van pulled up in front of your house? You've you've
all seen it before where the Mr softy guy circles
the rim with the ice cream and it makes me
look like a full cone, but the entire goddamn thing
is hollow from bottom to time. So you know, Jada
hates that Jada's come up with My daughter, Jade has
come up with an idea. She wants to put inside
these should I say my idea? Just when I when
I say the idea something, Yeah, I had an idea
(10:43):
about reviews debate. You know what? She I'll just tell
you anything. So she wants to come up with hold on,
she wants to come up with with with an ice
cream cone that has chocolate filled let's say a quarter
of the bottom upward, you know, so it's like a
cone chocolate syrup like a like like a like a
hard chocolate like a base, right, a base inside the cone.
(11:05):
So that like so when you're done with the ice
cream inside is chocolate in there. So you have a
piece of chocolate wrapped in the cone and that makes
it a look like a surprise in the bottom. I
think that's kind of neat, like the ice cream from
dripping Broady. That's right. Stop the ice cream'll wretch to
the website see Chocolate can stopper dot com. There you go,
(11:27):
it's something right there. By the time you heard this podcast,
what's already done. It will be a porn site weekend
doing over the weekend. Trish came up with an idea.
We're outside and it's just set your whole family. Stop
giving away million dollar ideas, you bitch, I have no money.
But do you think this is that's true? Do you
think this is an idea? Wait? So we're at a
soccer game. Daniel convounced because she goes to a lot
of the exert Sun's play. It was so hot outside, right,
(11:50):
so now the big thing at soccer fields. I don't
know if it's by you, Danielle, water bottles. They sit
outside with an umbrella, you know, over so you you
put an umbrella over the chair. So you're hanging out
with an umbrella on the sidelines, right, But it's still
so hot. So the church is like, why don't they
make an umbrella with a fan inside the umbrella so
that it blows cool? Umbrella? Well, you have to make
(12:13):
one with the collapsible blades that can collapse as well,
and then someone gets their hair caught in their hair out.
No turn, But danga, wouldn't it be greater than the field?
He's an idea? Why don't you play soccer indoors? Wait?
Have you heard about the pods? Have you seen the pods?
They're actual You know how you sit in the chair
when you're when you're at a game, Well, these are
(12:33):
actually chairs. But there's like a zip over pod that
you can zip over so that if it's cold, if
it's hot, whatever, you are protected inside this little pod.
No watching the game. You know what I did when
my kids play soccer. I sat in my car and
I just sad the air conditioning on, and because they
didn't score anyway, they just picked plants and flowers in
(12:53):
the Wait. That sounds like my drunken father that would
beat me. That's crazy. Did find every every us to
pass out of the soccer field for the car. Well,
but you're sat in the car just like he did.
What a bum of dads that I was sober and
I watched the game for we had one step up
on him. He sat and beat my kids two steps
(13:18):
up on him, two steps up on him. Man, what
did you go from zero to sixty? Well, that mean
when you tell me you sat in the car while
instead of watching the kids play, he used to sit
in the woods in the car and the words yeah,
he would say, pass out. You know what a bomb? Man?
That's the soccer pods. But it's all roads lead back
(13:42):
to greg T's dad. We're talking about baseball this morning.
But I don't get angry anymore. He Alexa pro helps me. Now,
I just have an Alexa PROB. That's what it's called,
Alexa Please help medicine. The medicine called Alexe pro helps
me out. Alexa prob. You said, Alexa pro that is
what it's called. It's alex. Oh there's an A. There's
an and you think, so I know, so I take it.
(14:03):
Look it up. You'll see alegra pro. No, Alexa pro
Whi's with an ada? What were you saying no, no,
here's this soccer pod. Oh look at that, So it exists,
and you know that's so cool to you. I'm trying
to get my husband to buy them for the team
and put his logo on the back the kids. You
know what, you're actually right, I'm looking at you. It's
(14:24):
Alexi pro your idiot. Where is it? You idiot? It
is not like the commerce don't even take the ship.
But I watched the nightly news. What is he taken? Then? Yeah?
What used to find drugs? I'm showing you right now.
Look you're typing Alexi pro. It says, do you mean
Alexa pro? It does say alexipro. Alright, so it's not
(14:44):
like you in your just everything was Alexa. I'm also
taking Foxy cut Alexa, do with the medicine, Alexa do everything?
Oh godft minute Morning show Elf,
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, Happy Tuesday if you're listening to us on
a Tuesday. But now I find out people just binge
this damn thing. So it could be Saturday afternoon for
(00:22):
all we know. It could be six months from now
on a Tuesday. Work up to like episode two eighties.
Somebody tweeted me and reference something we said an episode
to twenty two am. It could be two am right
now you listen. You're listening to this. But we've talked
about this on on the Brooken Boys podcast, and I
think on the Big Show you can't reference stuff that
happened six months ago. And then go oh man, that
was so funny with the cheese were talking about. I
(00:47):
listened episode to thirty one and you were talking about Okay,
I can't remember yesterday. You know what I heard? I
heard that a lot of people during the summer months
they take off not just on Fridays, but on Monday's
as well. Monday is actually the new Friday. That's correct,
That is exactly I read that just recently. What's orange?
Is it still like Thursday to be the new Friday.
(01:07):
I'd rather have a three day weekend come back on Mondays.
I don't want Saturday Sunday. Monday is Wednesday still Sunday.
At Carville was speaking of like days. A lot of
my friends have optional holidays. They can take unlimited holidays
at their office. Problem is, you know, it benefits the
company because you're more likely not to take off the
full amount of time, unlike us. Uh, so they don't
(01:27):
have to pay you for those vacation days. I heard
a lot of people working earlier hours and extended hours
Monday through Thursday. For real, we'll get at least a
half a day. And you know, if you think about
it on a Sunday, why do you want to cut
your weekend just a couple hours short and then have
to fight this trap to get back. I would actually
like having that Monday off to kind of relax and
(01:48):
then get back. If we had the kind of job
where we had a certain amount of work to get done, well,
I would definitely work four ten hour days rather than
five eight like if people were like eight hours. But
everybody works long now. My mom's job was for a
while and she's retiring though in August, but she she
would work Monday to Thursday and it would be a
(02:09):
little bit longer so that she can have Friday days.
Oh yeah, maybe one fourteen. Maybe. We don't have the
kind of job where you can take off Monday and
just do it on Tuesday. No, we don't, like, oh
I missed the show on Monday. I'll just talk about
that stuff on Tuesday. You can't do the flight attendants, pilots, cops,
they all en firemen. They do tours where they do
(02:30):
they work three days on and then four days off.
I got that schedule. I got a friend that works
in a as a nurse and an e er, and
he works four days on. But you're right, he has
schedules of like twelve hour days, maybe fourteen hour days,
and then he's got four days off like that. Wouldn't
you do that? Um? You know, I I think I might,
(02:51):
But I do think about working those long, long shifts.
I don't know if my body can get you, but
I would do that. They had the great sex in
the closets all the time. What's going on like that?
Having great tea? Wouldn't do He had trouble staying up
at six am this morning all day. I got no
(03:13):
sleep last night, you know, so I injured myself here
at work accidentally and because of my little injury. I
can't really sleep at night right now until it completely heals,
because that to continue to put like a you know,
like a cream on it to let it get better.
So what happens is going to be clear. Well, it's
continues to stick to the sheets, so like my injury,
(03:34):
So I can you know what I'm saying. The bottom
line is that I want to you know, we we um,
we don't have normal jobs. Yesterday I was talking to
Trish about our job and she was saying, how bunch
of you know, we're like a bunch of weirdos and
that normal people. You know, thanks, but she said it
like in a fun way and that that we kind
of like, you know, shrug things off and we're silly
(03:54):
and whatever, and that, you know, she continues to say,
you have to realize the majority of a here does
not work that way. You know, they have normal offices,
normal jobs, normal everything where there is, everything's at normal.
Well no matter where you work. Recently, I went to
my brother in law's office and it was really weird,
Like it's really quiet. There's millions of like, um, you know,
(04:17):
cubicles everywhere. No one talks to anyboy. There's no music
through they piped in through the office. Nobody's shipping on
the cope. They don't do that. They don't do that. Everything.
The wildest I saw was like a little basketball net
over like a garbage can. Were like somebody had like
a putter next to their desk, you know, with a
(04:38):
couple of golf balls. But that's about it. There's nothing.
And you know, recently we're talking about the stipend that
some companies will actually give you a lunch stipend so
that you stay in your office rather than going out
to eat, or a like one office now won't even
give you the stipend if you're eating meat. How about that,
They're only gonna give you a stipend work if right,
if you stay, if you eat vegan, only that that's
(04:59):
right you. I'll bring the pig on a spit right
into the roasted right in front of body. Daniel to
the same thing, Dannie, almost like, don't push your agenda
on me, right, Danielle, it's not fair. I mean it's like,
I understand if you want me to get more work done,
and so you'll pay for my lens, that's what you
can't tell me what I have to eat for the
rewarding you for eating vegetables. Obviously, they have a thing
(05:22):
about eating. They think that it's it's healthier and you
also save the environment, you know, if you don't eat meat.
But wait, and seriously, I was talking to Garrett this
morning about it, and Garrett actually has a decent spin
on that. I don't know if you guys are going
to a topic and this is a free form thing. Okay,
so that's the story. So so again, there's a company
that says we will pay for your lunch if you
(05:44):
don't eat meat. Darret, go ahead, Well, no, then you
don't eat for free, plain and simple, don't bitch about.
I would have a real problem with that because I
hate vegetables, but I like eating for free, right Would
that make you eat for fruit? Would that make you
eat vegetables even though you had to eat nothing? But
that's what I'm saying, I'm porn. I might have to
dive into. I have to find something neutral, like I
would eat lettuce if I get like a Caesar salad.
(06:05):
Maybe about the anchovies, so you know, vegans, no dairy,
they can dressing. If is a vegetarian and vegan. It's
uh oh yeah, right, good Vegon. There's a do it
But if if I hurt, media was gonna give us all.
(06:26):
But if they were, but they said, we will pay
for your lunch. We'll give you twelve dollars a day,
or you'll pay for your breakfast twelve dollars a day,
but you can only eat non dairy items or items
that don't have dairy andsonally that you know you will
pay for your loss what you have to eat mayo
and everything that's ridiculous, I would tell you I'll pay
for my own you know what, really, why do you
(06:47):
why are you not cursing? It's a it's a podcast
because sometimes you tell me not to curse so that
you can replay this on the big show. Okay, this one,
but sometimes, you know, breakfast here in the Tristate or
in New York City is very expensive, so I might
think about and contemplate it just for breakfast so I
can get a free breakfast. You're gonna eat something you
(07:07):
don't like to eat just to get a free breakfast,
I might. I'm thinking about because it's so expensive. Do
you know much an egg sandwich is here versus like
the rest of the country New York. And not only that.
Great te tips on everything though, Tip on the egg,
right for an egg sandwich, an egg, bacon, cheese, manute?
(07:28):
You tip at the counter, Well, you have to give something.
There's a little tip char it says, give me a dollar.
Where's a tip chop? Put a tip jar next to
where I stand. And when I write a joke, give
me a dollar. Right. Nobody ever tips up, But we're
always tipping everybody else. That's a good quick New York. No, no, no, no, no.
I feel I feel listeners to tip us. That's the
we're here for them. But you should tip me when
I do stuff for you. Well, you know, you know
(07:49):
what I don't like When you go to a cash
read certain it was, go, hi, would you like to
donate a dollar to blah blah blah blah blah, And
then there's people, yeah, and there's people behind you and
you go. When you out a pet go you can't
pay without hitting the button whether you want to give
a dollar? Oh yeah, that's a thing. And you feel
guilty though, because but after a while, I was here
three times this week. I'm not giving another you know
(08:11):
what I mean? Like, yeah, I've been to a sandwich
place where after they make your sandwich and you, you know,
use your your card or whatever you use. It's it
comes up and the person on the casher is looking
right at you and they go, would you like to
give a tip? And it's like it's already set three
percent five percent temper And I'm like and the person
with the person staring right at you, like, what are
you gonna do? What are you gonna do? You gonna
(08:33):
tip me or not? I feel very compelled, like I
guess I have to know what. I went for ice
cream over the weekend, and I like soft serving a
cone because you get that big mountain like the Poopa Moji.
It's a big mountain and they roll it and sprinkles
get like that mountain of sprinkles like three inches high.
And the girl gives me the out of vanilla ice cream. Uh,
it was like if that free stuff whatever? Anyway, so
she put does the cone and she didn't do like
(08:54):
the swirl swirl swirl. He kind of filled the cone
up and then dip the nub in the sprinkles and
gave it me no top, And I said, shouldn't it
be like three inches higher. God, that's the way. That's
what it is, goes the height of So my wife
and kids were ready to leave. I'm like, I fine,
So I pay her and she it was it wasn't
a register, was an iPad. So she turns the iPad
(09:16):
on the stand around right and has the three buttons
for the tip. Oh man, And I'm like, are you
kidding me? Nipped me off on my ice cream? You're
not getting a tip? And I didn't get a tip
on my cone tip. But then she's standing right in
front of you. You don't feel compelled to happen? Do
you just stand in front of her? She didn't give
me any ice cream on the top, by the way, nothing,
Because the way they can do a soft serve cone
(09:38):
if you really want to get the maximunt of ice
cream is make sure the ice cream feels the bottom
of the cone first, then up and then around. You know,
maybe it fell in, fell in. You should have filled
that ship up to Mr Softy guy used to just
do the rim and it was a whole. When you
say Mr soft the rim, no, Mr Softy used to
(10:00):
just circle the rim and it makes it look like that.
Are you making You're doing with your hands and you
don't have fruity. There's a joke if he was missed
the hardy, he wouldn't have to do the rim. You
know what I'm saying that you don't want you don't
want to hollow out. You don't want to lick the
thing and whole of the what But what kind of
(10:21):
van pulled up in front of your house? You've you've
all seen it before where the Mr softy guy circles
the rim with the ice cream and it makes me
look like a full cone, but the entire goddamn thing
is hollow from bottom to time. So you know, Jada
hates that Jada's come up with My daughter, Jade has
come up with an idea. She wants to put inside
these should I say my idea? Just when I when
I say the idea something, Yeah, I had an idea
(10:43):
about reviews debate. You know what? She I'll just tell
you anything. So she wants to come up with hold on,
she wants to come up with with with an ice
cream cone that has chocolate filled let's say a quarter
of the bottom upward, you know, so it's like a
cone chocolate syrup like a like like a like a
hard chocolate like a base, right, a base inside the cone.
(11:05):
So that like so when you're done with the ice
cream inside is chocolate in there. So you have a
piece of chocolate wrapped in the cone and that makes
it a look like a surprise in the bottom. I
think that's kind of neat, like the ice cream from
dripping Broady. That's right. Stop the ice cream'll wretch to
the website see Chocolate can stopper dot com. There you go,
(11:27):
it's something right there. By the time you heard this podcast,
what's already done. It will be a porn site weekend
doing over the weekend. Trish came up with an idea.
We're outside and it's just set your whole family. Stop
giving away million dollar ideas, you bitch, I have no money.
But do you think this is that's true? Do you
think this is an idea? Wait? So we're at a
soccer game. Daniel convounced because she goes to a lot
of the exert Sun's play. It was so hot outside, right,
(11:50):
so now the big thing at soccer fields. I don't
know if it's by you, Danielle, water bottles. They sit
outside with an umbrella, you know, over so you you
put an umbrella over the chair. So you're hanging out
with an umbrella on the sidelines, right, But it's still
so hot. So the church is like, why don't they
make an umbrella with a fan inside the umbrella so
that it blows cool? Umbrella? Well, you have to make
(12:13):
one with the collapsible blades that can collapse as well,
and then someone gets their hair caught in their hair out.
No turn, But danga, wouldn't it be greater than the field?
He's an idea? Why don't you play soccer indoors? Wait?
Have you heard about the pods? Have you seen the pods?
They're actual You know how you sit in the chair
when you're when you're at a game, Well, these are
(12:33):
actually chairs. But there's like a zip over pod that
you can zip over so that if it's cold, if
it's hot, whatever, you are protected inside this little pod.
No watching the game. You know what I did when
my kids play soccer. I sat in my car and
I just sad the air conditioning on, and because they
didn't score anyway, they just picked plants and flowers in
(12:53):
the Wait. That sounds like my drunken father that would
beat me. That's crazy. Did find every every us to
pass out of the soccer field for the car. Well,
but you're sat in the car just like he did.
What a bum of dads that I was sober and
I watched the game for we had one step up
on him. He sat and beat my kids two steps
(13:18):
up on him, two steps up on him. Man, what
did you go from zero to sixty? Well, that mean
when you tell me you sat in the car while
instead of watching the kids play, he used to sit
in the woods in the car and the words yeah,
he would say, pass out. You know what a bomb? Man?
That's the soccer pods. But it's all roads lead back
(13:42):
to greg T's dad. We're talking about baseball this morning.
But I don't get angry anymore. He Alexa pro helps me. Now,
I just have an Alexa PROB. That's what it's called,
Alexa Please help medicine. The medicine called Alexe pro helps
me out. Alexa prob. You said, Alexa pro that is
what it's called. It's alex. Oh there's an A. There's
an and you think, so I know, so I take it.
(14:03):
Look it up. You'll see alegra pro. No, Alexa pro
Whi's with an ada? What were you saying no, no,
here's this soccer pod. Oh look at that, So it exists,
and you know that's so cool to you. I'm trying
to get my husband to buy them for the team
and put his logo on the back the kids. You
know what, you're actually right, I'm looking at you. It's
(14:24):
Alexi pro your idiot. Where is it? You idiot? It
is not like the commerce don't even take the ship.
But I watched the nightly news. What is he taken? Then? Yeah?
What used to find drugs? I'm showing you right now.
Look you're typing Alexi pro. It says, do you mean
Alexa pro? It does say alexipro. Alright, so it's not
(14:44):
like you in your just everything was Alexa. I'm also
taking Foxy cut Alexa, do with the medicine, Alexa do everything?
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