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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis to represent minute morning show. Hello, So he
doesn't want to talk about his relationship anymore? No, no, no, again,
I always miss understood. That's not what I said yesterday's
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fifteen minute Morning. So if he didn't listen, make sure
you do right What I wanted to what I said
right now was I was making a joke. Brody had
a topic and it was a relationship topic, and I
just said, maybe after yesterday, I shouldn't be a part
of a relationship time. But that's not a joke the
way you delivered it. You delivered it in the sense
of I went home yesterday that question did you get
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your nothing like that even happen? Did she know that
you did? What was the fallout from yesterday? It was
exactly like I predicted because she didn't hear it. I
went home, I was pulling it to the driveway. She's
pulling out of the gir and she goes, hey, I'm
gonna go to the call of her stuff in the
trunk before you dig the hole any deeper for yourself.
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We're good. Can we can we talk about because we
obviously I'll talk about our personal lives here. What's the
worst thing that's happened at home from you talking about
it on the show. I just told intern Amy what happened.
So uh many years ago, my in laws was staying
at my house and it was Father's Day weekend, so
we had them to stay at our house in the
guest room. They were up from Florida and my father
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in law. Back in the day when this was a gift, right,
you gonna roll your eyes and go, who does that?
This is early two thousands. He gives me a really
nice soap on a rope, right before body wash existed.
Soap on a rope. So I wanted him to feel
good about giving me a gift, so I hung it
in my bathroom. Now, my personal bathroom is the one
that guests would use because I get dressed in the
hallway so I don't wake my wife up. So this
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was a Friday night he gives me the soap on
a rope. Saturday morning, I sleep late because it's Saturday morning.
My in laws like to get up at like five
in the morning go for a walk. So I get
up at like eight and I got to jump in
the shower and I see he's already used my soap
on a rope. The gift he gave me, he used it,
and it's like he has red hair. There's a red
hair on the soap right now. You guys, the guys
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who have been on the show twenty years, you know, thised.
So I came in and brought this topic. They went
back to Florida. We were not on Y one or
any Florida stations. There's no way they're gonna hear it.
So I tell of us. I go. I had a
fight with my wife because as soon as they left
my house, I threw the soap on a rope in
the garbage. I wasn't gonna use soap that my father
will use. Now I've since matured and I might put
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back then I didn't want to. So my wife was like,
it's soap. It cleans itself. It's soap. I go, it's not. No,
I'm not using soap that he stuck all over the place.
He gave me a gift and then used it. So
we had a great topic on the air. Who was
the best of for years? Uh? The soap clean itself? Right?
You guys remember that it's an all time classic. So
this was in Father's days in June. In August, they
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come back up from Florida for a big family barbecue,
and I'm not thinking anything of it because they could
not have heard it. My mother look comes up to
me and says, so, I understand you were talking about
us on the radio. We were on vacation in our
August vacation and we were running best stubs. So my
so the family in Long Island that we were at
is like, so did you talk to David about being
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on the radio. What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah,
it runs all the time. Apparently you gave him soap,
and so I didn't know they knew the topic. So
my mother was like, so you were talking about us, Oh,
just about how you like to make the bed when
you stay over, and I think it's weird that you
make the bed before you go out. Oh really, that's
what we were you were talking about, really, isn't it. No.
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They were pissed at me, and so my father law
was like, so, how's that gift I gave you? It
was bad? It was bad. It was it was very uncomfortable.
So I didn't get like a fight with my wife
kind of thing, but it was a really bad situation
because I had talked on the radio when I thought,
this is no way they're gonna hear it. And that's
what I was thinking out yesterday was you don't have
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to have the wife here at someone's gonna tell them.
Oh yeah, they were talking about you on the radio
yesterday with the podcast. The problem isn't it's the adult
game of telephone because what Greg T said will not
get back to Trish fully. They'll add their own little
nuance apparently waitress the story. Yes, yes, I want to
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know your stories of wait Hold on a second, Am
I on topic by talking about people that shouldn't have
heard something but they heard. What did you say on
the radio that you didn't think someone would hear that
you got trouble for No, let me go right before
that ninety and let me take you back to when
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I didn't realize the power of radio, and it was
an Elliott was here and it was Elvis of course,
and I went out on a date the night before
with the girl who we ended up, you know, going
out somewhere to a restaurant and we ended up in
a specific park in Queens where we into the park
and then we ended up going into the baseball dug
out because they have dugouts for the little leaguer's right.
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And we were just there alone at night and we
were making out and then you know, I took her
home whatever I get, you know, I dropped her off
the next morning. I feel like, you know, she never
listens to the radio. She's you know, forget about it.
It's fine, I got. You know. Elliott's like tells me, hey, scary,
you look a little tired today. Where were you yesterday?
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Come on in here. I go to the microphone and
I say, I was out on a date last night.
I wants tell us what's why? Why are you so tired?
Why are you dragging your wagon? I said, well, I
was with this girl last night. We went out and
I went and I told him the story of what
would happened. Meanwhile, being driven to work by her father
was the girl. And she was like, he was like,
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because she's not all enough to drive, I don't know,
she's being driven to the train stations stags. Hey, honey,
where were you last night? Oh? Yeah, I went out
on a date with this radio guy. Oh I think
this is him on the radio right now, let's turn
it up. It turns up the radio at the very
moment I'm talking about her and saying, oh, yeah, I
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made out with this girl. Were you know, I had
to handle up for the radio. So I said we
did more than we really did. And her father heard
the whole fucking thing. She said, never call me again.
This is like again, I'm going back to the nineties
on this, and I was like, you know, okay, that's
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the first and last time I will ever kiss and
tell on the air. Elliott got me in trouble too.
Speaking of Elliott, who used to be the co host,
he's now at DC one on one in Washington, d C.
So we had a bachelor party for one of the
guys and promotions back in the day again early late nineties,
and I they said we were going to a restaurant.
So I told my wife, Yeah, we're going to restaurant
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for this guy. Everyone's going I'm new at the station.
I was here like six eight months. I'm like, okay,
I'm going out. We end up going to a strip club.
It was a craziest night. People were just it was
mayhem and I, you know, I may have had someone
removed a dollar bill from my mouth with their boobs.
I don't remember whatever it was, but I'm pretty specific.
Well that's what was said on the radio. I don't
remember doing that, but I may have. Right. So the
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next day, now this was way before I ever talked
on the radio at all. I just stood in the
corner road jokes. I didn't say a word for four hours.
So I'm thinking, no one's gonna talk to me. It goes, Hey, bro,
Jeff the strip club last night? How crazy was that? Yeah? Bro?
How great was that? That girl? That stripper with the
dollar bills in the hall come out to the mic.
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It was notorious for that. By the way, I don't
think I spoke on the radio in like weeks. I
didn't talk at all. So I got home and my
wife was like, so you had a restaurant last night.
Really kind of restaurant has strippers and it's a strip club.
I got that was a night. It was a bad night.
Filter because he thought I lied about the restaurant. What
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about Oh yeah, you brought the question to the table.
I'm really trying to think I'm reckoning my brain here.
Um that time you talked about your ex girlfriend and sure,
what a song about you? That was a good song.
I hate to say it, but that had a lot
of hit attention City Lights. I think we still have
it in the system. It is, but you know, I
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think there's been times where I haven't had true honest
you're my girlfriend girlfriend for a long time until my
my current one. So there would be times I would
be talking about a date and then the girl that
I was kind of seeing heard me talk about the
date I went on with somebody else and said, so
what about this x y Z. I heard you went
to the restaurant last night. Uh No, I just made
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that up for the show. We make stuff all the time,
like it's good for it's good for a bit. I
heard so many I pawned it off as my own story.
I used that excuse a lot so but I kind
of always dodged those bullets. Danielle. Mine was like when
we first started doing like the show back when I
it was because that's when I started SKIP together with
my now husband and we were doing Pajama Party and
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we had to talk about hot guys on the air
all the time. He's just part of it, and he
he was with me before I started Pajama Party. He's
been with me before I was on air, so I'd
be like, you know, man, that guy is so hot
and this, that and the other thing, and he would
get a little angry at me. He would be like, well,
I don't understand why you have to go on the
air and be talking but constantly about hot guys. But
we would do a segment called Hottie of the Week
and this then the other thing. And it took a while,
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took we have many little spats about it for him
to realize that, Okay, she's not running away with David Beckham.
It's not gonna happen. Blah blah blah. And now he
just laughs it off, like if someone comes over to
him and goes, you are what your wife was saying
about that hot guye he goes, uh huh whatever. Those
are the people that are the worst, by the way,
the people surrounding right, yeah, because it never it never
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gets back to them the way that it came out. Never. Yeah,
That's what I'm saying with great t story. But Danielle,
all right, let's just say David Beckham does finally come
into your life forever and says I want to marry you. Okay, okay,
but you're with Sheldon, I'm not gonna know you would
tell David Beckham thanks, but no thing. Of course I would.
I have a life with my head. What if he
was shirtless when he said, I mean, I'd say, you
look good. I'm not going there. No, no, thank you.
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Never got in trouble for anything you said on the
radio right today. No, the hicky bit, that's exactly the
only one that ever on the train. That was ties
for Hi hikies for ties and that yeah, tickets and
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I forget you know, Elvis sent me out to this
parking lot and it was out out in Jersey somewhere.
And if you come up to me and you give
me a hicky anywhere on my body, Hicky got the ticket,
you get tickets. Yeah, and and and girls were sucking
on my body, on my stomach. And then when I
came home, I really had like marks, like bite marks
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on my body. And Trish just said, listen, you know
I have never ever ever said anything about you being
naked and doing stupid things. She's like, but you know what,
this just bothered me that these girls were giving you
hickeys on your body, So can we not do that anymore?
So I just said, I have no problems, and it
really was the only time she's ever asked me anything.
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So that's not true. What do you mean why what
was the other one? Can we talk? Yeah? Put it on.
Remember the picture of you naked standing in front of
uh member of the show, was it, Calum Marie? Yeah?
They were, they were right, and allegedly in the picture
she was cradling your manhood. Okay, I mean there was
that kind of look look at Calm. I think she said,
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like you I made a call and she was just like,
do we need to have somebody grabbing your your ball? Dun?
You know? Yeah, I look at that photo. I think
there was a rolling stone photo. I'm not sure. But
what about the breast pump? That was fine? She didn't wait,
he did not breast right right? No, I think she
found it to be disgusting. But I don't know what
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she's like, why are you drinking some of a girl's breastboards?
Upset at the times you've made out with at least
three male members of this morning show. No, I don't
think that was She didn't mind. I mean, I would scary.
It was fine. You're made out with, to my knowledge,
at least three male matter, don't think I look, I
just said listen. Yeah, and Carl Murie had to grab
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your job. That was the picture, right, that's the picture
right the way there was no cloth in between you. No,
there was no cloth. It was making right. Why she
grabbed your penis she just kind of put her hand
on I have picture. Really, you know, that's it. It
was actually a big deal. She was kneeling in front
of him. Trish is really different. I swear to you,
like this stuff doesn't bother her. She always looks at
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it like she's got other things to worry about in
her life. That doesn't she have to worry about. That's
more than video. Like, like I said, when I was
coming into the garage, she was pulling out with rolled
her windows down, and she shouted across her car and
she goes, you know, I'm going to the car washed,
You're gonna go to weggings. And I'm like, all right, great,
how much of your stuff was on the lawn burning
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at that point. She doesn't have time to listen to
the podcast. She doesn't have time to the audio. It's
fine she doesn't. She doesn't pay attention to the show.
I really think if she heard yesterday she would have
something to say to you, I would just tell her.
I'd be like, Trish, it's stupid, bit we did, you know, Mama?
And she was like, okay, well like not even even
my husband, who isn't shocked at anything you do, said, oh,
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what about that? What about the time you had pictures
of you at a club without your wedding ring and
you came on and talked about how you take your
wedding ring off a club gig? But she knew that
I had to get tootings that time. There was a
time where Elvis didn't want to talk about that I
was married. So I had two wedding rings made. One
that would literally come off all This one just comes
up now, but one that would very quick and if
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you don't even have a tan line for that one,
this one comes off right and it is what it is. Listen.
You know Trish has got very strong skin. This doesn't
bother I'm telling you because I'm a different person. And
by the time when you were making listeners at once,
we were at nobody knows that we were at before
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he was dating Trish. Before ye no a Trish he was.
We were at a club somewhere. No, we were not.
I looked with it with hell girl. Hey. On one side,
he's making up and he turns to trying to back
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and forth. I'm like, what the hell was serious? That
wasn't was it was not? It was Tim Louis, nobody.
What's the difference. No one knows the girl's names, and
it's just never happens. The care standing Cares, a fifteen
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minute morning show