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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
You're ready, set and and we're just going to hit
the ground with a thud. What's going on? Everybody looks
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like they're dragging their wagons here. Yeah, my wagon is
far behind me. Sam's here, Garrett's here, Brodie's here. Hello,
I'm scary, I'm here. And oh Andy's here. Andrew Andrew
the best assistance. Thank you. Could you eat Seawan Mendez
for this entire podcast if you want people to tune out?
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But let's get so Andrew. Yes. Not many people know
a lot about Andrew, you know, they hear him here
and there. But in the room, I think we should
get this out on the table. Andrew appreciates Andrew. Andy
is one of those names that wait a second, hold on.
I've been calling you Andrew for years until people in
this building said you gotta start calling him Andy because
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he prefers it. It It was Carla Marie Monica he started it.
That's right. Do you not like Andy? Not that he
doesn't like never a fan of that nickname growing up.
It was then like Carla Marie was just like, no,
you're Andy, and I'm like nah, I was right to
begin with ruined things while she was here. She put
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baby Jake his baby take for years and he hated that,
and why did you never say anything to me like
I did? But it just fueled her to just keep
being like, no, you're Andy, you know, Carl, I'm just
not going to take back to calling you Andrew because
people call it like, oh, he likes it, but they
don't know that he really doesn't like it that much.
It happens a lot. But my family, I found out,
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secretly calls me Andy behind my back. They do you,
but not your face though I've always been I mean, obviously,
Anthony's my name and Tony is the obvious nickname, but
I hate when people call me to Tony. Wait a minute,
screwed this? Then what happens when you guys found out
I hated being calling called Sammy, so you decided to
call me Sammy? It's a different different This place is sexist.
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That's it. I was calling you a boy's name. Sexist.
Sammy's not a boy's name, is just the nickname. I
don't like. Why do the guys get to have the
names they like, but I have to get the nickname
I don't like. This is exactly this place is sexist.
You've heard it here, like you because just like Andrew Samantha,
you did the same thing where you just let it
go because people people would call me Gary, and I
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had to make it a point that my name is
not Gary. Not let it go. We had an entire
podcast based around it, and it still happens. Don't you
put this on? I understand one. Gary is also a
completely said that's another different name. It's a whole big
issue where I think I'm mispronouncing my own name when
I say it because people come back with Gary, so
I have to enunciate the tease so they get the
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go with Gary, Yeah, Gary, Gary, but a yeah. David
Broody hates Dave. I'm not a fan of Dave. In fact,
what do you we never got I never understood you
always said you hated it. Why do you hate David?
I hate it in writing, I don't like seeing it.
Like if if I like on the phone, taps are
ahay stay Brodie feldshend the Morning Show because it's faster,
but like nobody says hey Dave, I don't. It's just
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not there's no I in my name, like there's no
Ian David, and I feel like if you have to
add a letter, it just throws me off. Like this,
I don't ever write E. It's not in my name,
it's not my last name. Were you growing up did
you have do Davi or were you still David growing up?
I was David or or my last name, but never Dave.
I don't like it on paper, But like in in
the entertainment business, why didn't you just go with Brody then? Why?
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I sort of do on the show, but like on
the but just in general, Brody for everything I'm with,
I get let's get posters made up to say that.
I kind of like that. Um, I don't know. I
don't know if I'm married to the idea of just
given up my first name, Like when do you do
Brody and scary, Scary and Brodie that whole thing. It's
easier that way to just do the one name thing.
I don't know. I just don't like. I just like
to eat. He's gonna go buy a symbol soon. Rather,
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I'd rather be called Andy than Dave. And he doesn't
like you calling yourself. You'd rather Andrew. By the way,
if anyone was not a Tony, it's this guy Anthony
skery into his real name. As he said, the furthest
thing from a Tony. What qualifies a tony? A mustache
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or like a big, big muscular guy who like, if
you don't pay him, something's gonna happen to your business.
He is a tony? Yeah, and no Tony's when he
met a tony like because he's Italians, Italians, any Italian
even though not Italian? Your Tony? What do you see?
What are you seeing me? That's a tony. Do Let's
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get a talk. Let's you're gonna answer a question with
a question. Have you ever worn a guinea tea or
a muscle tea in your life? No? What about you? Yeah?
Have you ever won a gold horn around your neck? No?
As track suit? Your guys are just describing my wardrobe.
And this is Have you have a threatened to give
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someone the backhand? He's not a tony? Well he's not.
He's not very threatening too. It's not a ton But
have you ever gotten to a fight? Like fist fight?
Do you think? Do you think frosted flakes are great? No? Wait,
so you've never you've only gotten into a fistfight? One?
Because you never I could never envision it was an
elementary school. What was it? I don't know it was.
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It was I got into a fight with one of
my best friends, Paul, Yeah, and he the two of
us were just outside and some punches were thrown and
we was broken up and we walked away. It was
kind of uneventful. Hates his name, yeah, greg t hates
being called Gregory. We're talking about names we hate being called.
Oh dude, yeah, I don't want to walk into that
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at all. That's not my thing. That's no way. Well,
I've always been t. I don't. My mother calls me Gregory.
Gregory sucks right, Elvis does because he's the ball. He
gets away with that. There's no way around that. But
as a kid with you Gregory and you hated it.
Not yeah, no, no, I'm not Gregory. No, But what
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was it in your what happened that had been in
an event that your birth certificate doesn't say greg No,
it says Gregory, right, So were you afod someone wants
to call you Gregory? Nobody actually really called me Gregory.
You know, my mother just called me Gregory for no
freaking reasons. It's your birthday, right. I hate it, the
stupidest name. But even so you hate Greg Greg. Greg
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is dead. Seriously, I want you guys to hear this.
Right now, Greg is dead. We should I should get
Can you get the list of shirts? They don't know,
they don't know. Nobody knows about this. So Greg t
comes into the room from time to time where Andrew
sits with Scottie B and he'll say something. It could
be anything, but we found out that it could fit
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on a bumper, sticker or a shirt. So we have
a list of things, notepad. This is like a collection
of things over time. Right now, the list is real.
I used to just say things, and then Andrew used
to say, Oh, that's gonna be great. Is there a
pill that they could give you? Well, you'd come in
one dango call. It's fine. No, there's not's not gonna happen.
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But can I just say I don't have much more
time you have here, but we have a seven minutes. Okay.
Here's the thing, if you really think about it, there
really is such strength in the right name. If you
have this weird name, people don't really respect you. You
have to have in life you're not. There is real
strength in a name. All right, Now, here's your chance.
There is if you're to start over right now and
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convince your mom to call you this, what would it be? Well, okay,
if you wanted to stay in the Greg format, I
wouldn't any name. What what name? Do you feel like
you would be the most successful? Well? No, see those
like those names are slain. While you're thinking about the
names are cool, The recent study came out the most
successful male name. The odds are that you'll get promoted
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and run a company. Thomas, really, now, who look at
one of our presidents and I'll come name? I know,
but I wouldn't think you know, people don't name your
kids Tom anymore? What name? What name would you use
right now? Before? And he does that all the time.
Nobody names their kids that they right from all the
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people who are actually But as of right now, people
are being born right now and nobody is naming their
son Thomas direct direct all your tweets to add Greg
t frat boy. But it's true. Answer the question. These
names don't by the wayside. Now nobody nobody names your
kids married and like names the kid married? One wouldn't
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name expert Now no idea what the names are today?
Think about all the people that we phone tappen. They're
all everybody not being born today. They're all Philip Phillips.
He's double Philip. Love the name so much. I think
Craig is a name Craig. Wait, so you hate Gregory
and greg but you would be Craig, which is very
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similar to your original. There's a little bit more strength
and Craig than there isn't I would love to hear
Craig crying the next time, Craig the front, the next
time he is the evil alter ego. It should be
Craig ta calling. It was like Mario and Warrio. So
getting Andrew. So Andrew has been writing down Andrew also
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list people don't know if that Andrew likes to write
notes of all kinds of things from you, from all
other things as well. I don't want to staring at
this notepad. How many years? How many years is the
past two years? Okay, let's read some of this. Stuffy
are your favorite? So one was when he was abusing Jake.
When Jake was here, Um, Jake was known as hashtag
pledge weasel. That's right, that's right. I like this does
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look that's right. This one actually would be good? Never
be can I curse y. Never be an asshole, just
admit your faults from premeds. He said this one to
somebody who he felt thought was stupid. I don't know
what day this was, but he couldn't get himself out
of a shoebox. That was a good one was going.
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Then there was oh, this this is it. I'm Greg
t the Lebron James of radio. That was today, that
was days. That was to you almost win. But then
you don't wait, all right, let's get the backstory on
that one. No, no, there was a context. Why did
you say that? I just felt like it was it
was time for me to stake that claim. I'm I'm
the Lebron James over you guys. Remember the Twitter account
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that turned into a short lived TV show William Shatner
called sh My dad says, yeah, where the guy wrote
down all the stupid ship his father said for years
and they made made a career out of it. We
have a new show you Lebron. Lebron's going for free
agency this year. I am following the story. Howpe you
believe this? There's something in common? This one was good.
Don't cry. Yeah, he was convinced that people weren't doing
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enough walkathons. Yeah, so his was, we I need to
make a shirt that says not enough walkathons because there's
just I mean, in October, there's one every weekend, Every
Saturday and Sundays are doubled up. But why not spread
out the walk of Can I just come on real
quick and just give your friends the money anymore? Honestly,
don'tate the money to charity. There you go, Okay, go ahead,
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here's more. He said, I love everybody, but then in
the same sentence said I can't walk around with the
shirt that says I love everybody. You can't do it.
How about the other one with the cash but you
don't love everybody? Serial Cereal one. There's other ones in there.
Cash World bro, cash World Bro. It's Cereal for Life bro. Cereal.
It's not a cash Life bro because she's an Apple
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page way. It makes fun of people. Though. If he
doesn't like somebody I learned, he's like, I hope they
eat Cereal for Life. That's right. That's what he thinks
is that I got married. Do you have supers for
poor people? I don't know. Put that in the book.
But you can't understand the backstory. It's not supers for
poor people. My grandmother came to this country with a
nickel in her pocket, and she had nothing and everything day.
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She come from Poland with an American nickel. Yeah, that's
a bad story, I think not really. The Nazi soldiers.
Nazi soldiers killed my grand my grandmother's father. Listen, he
was on a horse and shot him dead in cold blood.
They listen. Then they took her into a concentration camp
where my mother, where my grandmother had lived for three years.
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This is true story. I just wanted how she got
an American nickel. I'm gonna tell you so that she
lived there for three years in a concentration camp, gave
birth to my father in the woods, biting down on
a stick that she finally was able to get out
of the concentration camp come to America. They had a
nickel in their pocket and then my father was like,
I have to have that drink. My grandfather gave up
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his last nickel to buy him this drink. And they
had nothing. And then when she had enough little bit
of money, she would make soup for the rest of
the family. So every Sunday would go to her house
to eat lunch, and she'd always start us out eating soup.
And my grandmother was so old and frawled, she said, good,
you want this soup. And so whenever I have soup,
I think of my grandmother going, that doesn't have any
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call you, No, it's good good Egg is polish, guys
missing the really important parts. Thank you, sam Te. I
will never ever ever press your soup on you again?
Right you want? The whole story could fit on a sweatshirt,
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you guys, did the Nazis have the nickel list? I
got a roll. I wanted to come in and tell
you guys, have you guys done any research on combos lately? Like,
don't ruin this for me? Man, like when two guys
take one girl out there dinner combos for like this,
not as a delicious have you learning about them? The
pretzel to cheese ratio is completely off. I've never had
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a combo really alright, me too. So the other day
I went to the gas station. As we all know,
I like to eat gas station food, not my red
bull and slim gim and combos. Do they have a
heart attack? I don't know. I'm not soup cheddar Okay.
I love the pizza field but cheddars. All right, well,
and I'm chewing on him. And I noticed that, like
I could not get enough cheese out of the pretzel.
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You want a combo, you need more cheese. I think
he's right, that's right. So I'm gonna pring the school
formula they had double the cheese one. Has the ratio
gone down over time? Because I'm convinced that went down
in size too. Yes, I think cheese cheese cannot be
coming combo. It's even cheese to pretzel. If you a cheese,
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it becomes a cheese. Staring the works out of my mouth,
I told that the garrett I said, when combos first
came out of the market, they stuffed that son of
a bit with cheese. That it's not a combo anymore.
Yes it is. It's still comes a cheese burrito. I
grew up knowing as a combo. That's right. And now
you can get combos. There is less cheese, the cheese.
The pretzel ratio one they make less cheese, a bigger pretzel.
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Don't buy a hunk of cheese and eat it, then,
why don't you go on fifteen minute morning show