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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show. You know, it just feels like a Friday.
That's why we're not coming in tomorrow. We are coming
in tomorrow. We have a big show. We're going to
talk about that in a second. But we're producing this
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podcast on a Thursday, but it feels like a Friday
because the weather is so perfect. We had a really
festive show full of just lots of cool stuff today. Daniel,
what do you think of today's show? Today was a
lot of fun we had. I loved Cole. He was
so amazing whole reading performed, he was amazing. He his
voice is like ridiculous. He really is so talented and
such a nice guy. Very much so. Now on the
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tomorrow show, if you're listening to this on a Thursday tomorrow,
we have five seconds of Summer dropping by to talk
about their new music, and then as soon as they're
walking out, Backstreet Boys walks in. But between the two
we're doing pri karaoke and we're just kind of hoping
that someone from one of these bands will be a
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part of it. You gotta think, you gotta think that
will happen. Well, I don't know, You're no guarantee. So
around the table right now is scary. And there's Dave Brody,
how do you turn your microphone? There you go, And
there's Garrett, and there's Danielle straight and straight and age
is not going to be here tomorrow. So the cataway
mouse will plays. We don't have to go to commercially say, guys,
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you got you know what? Go for it? Are we
going to cover up Nates mirror? You've got a lot
of a lot to do tomorrow that you're going to
miss the Backstreet Boys? You know it's funny. I'm actually
very upset about that because I have never ever met
the Backstreet Boys. Hey, can we come up with the
new rule? You can't hit the furniture nobody. I'll tell
you why, because the microphones are connected to the furniture.
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The microphones connect to the mic, the mic stands. The
mic stands connected to the furniture. Can we ask if
we're asking where aliquest? Yeah? I was wondering. Okay, so
you're disappointed about I've never really had a full on
conversation with the Backstreet Boys. I'm kind of upset. When
you take a day off, do you secretly wish that
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things go and not awesome, because then you know, you
come back the next day and like you guys need
me here. No, I kind of hope they go well
because if they don't go well, then I still hear
about it. And then that's the other thing. If they
don't go well, then he's not allowed to ever have
a day off, and every will be listening. I will
tell you, I don't listen when I have I have
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to do something, so I'm not gonna be able to listen.
You don't listen when you're here. Now, hold on. I've
noticed something when someone takes the day off, it changes
the energy in the room, and we typically have great shows. Okay,
that's just the way it has always been, and so
I feel I don't want to tell the person who
took to day off that we really had a fantastic show,
but we typically do. So you wait. So every time
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I've not been here and you've said I missed you
so much, you can't leave again, you've been lying to me.
You're different, You're different. Fame question You've always said, scary,
couldn't it was? We needed you here? The show was okay,
but we really it was. It was nice. See I
don't think we can do honestly, when you're not here,
we aren't confused. I think I've been lied to all
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these I don't think so you're different now you'll never know,
I will say, Elvis. When you're not here and you're
on location, it is kind of like when the teachers
away for the class, because everyone dresses down, like given,
we dressed down as it is, but even more so,
you're like, we just rolled out a bait. You're dressed
up right now because this is not pretty. Also, when
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you take a day off, the show sounds like it's
in reruns. Have noticed that very robotic, very repetitive. By
the way, just letting you know, get out of the bag.
We're getting closer and closer to announcing a new show member.
It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen before you know it.
You're gonna give birth to one. I'm gonna give birth
to a new show member. Go get the R in towel.
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Are you heads up? Noop, you'll find out when it happened.
But anyway, exciting show today, Tomorrow, great show, and then
a weekend and then we have another week where but
I would be in Santa Fe and you guys will
be here, So you guys are all gonna dress like
a bunch of freaking slams. You dressed, You dressed down
when you're in Santa Fe. Yeah, I dressed down when
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I'm here. He wears our money only, I really don't
have any our money. You don't go to your will
and pick up on our money. Do you like how
he took your insults and then turn it right back around.
I would never. I really don't. I really don't have
any our money. I have our money exchange I have.
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I have Alfani. I buy Alfani at Macy's because it
looks like our money in the label. I have Alfoni's.
It's a rip off of a rip off anyway. I've
always wanted a Chanel, but I've always been told no,
Oh my gosh, yes, Like I have a Louis which
I got as a gift, and then I asked for
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I think I don't know what it was for. And
I got the phone call and this is the phone call.
Do you know how much this pirs got? And I
was like, really, town, instead of getting Chanelle, get a
channel channel, I can get a channel bag should this
is my new channel? I was told to buy Valentino
shoes for Christmas. Valentino very expensive. I have a pair
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of Elvis, but yes, I tho dollars shoe. When we
went shoes shopping. When Alice took all the girls shoes shopping,
I remember he gave us a little an amount to
spend and I was being very frugal. I said, look,
I'm going to buy a bunch of lower end shoes
and then I just get a bunch of them. And
he said, no, you have to buy one thing that
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you would never buy yourself. So all the girls had
to buy something. So I got, um, would you just
say vent Valentino because I never buy myself Valentino. They're beautiful, right,
So no, No, if it's a thousand dollar a pair,
it's not five shoe because if you only have one shoe,
it's not worth it's not worth it. That's a question.
And this may be kind of snow flaky or something
to ask. I don't even know the term. What if
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you seriously only have one leg, how do you buy shoes?
You have to buy a pair to someone that has
the other leg and you go half on it. He's
gotta be there's gotta be an app that's kind of
a serious question. How do you deal with it? I
don't know, because we know of people. I think your
father is one of them who has one ft a
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totally different size than the other. My dad's actually been
kicked out of shoe stores by the left foot of
the right foot, No, by the employees, because he would
go there and his left foot is slightly smaller than
the right foot. So he would sit there for hours
and hours and hours. And he was in this one
store called l Press. I'll never forget this. I was
there trying to find something to do because I was
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like seven, and so he's trying on shoes for like
three hours. Finally the owner of the store comes over
and says, get out, just get out and don't come back.
My dad got kicked out of his shoes. That's not nine.
Wait does he have one? Like? I mean, how many
different shoes sizes difference is? It's like a half to
a fold depending on the pair of shoes. It's not
bad because I have that. You can't buy separate size
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shoes that goes Mr. Nine ten. You'd have to buy
two shoes. You buy that nine and a ten and
then just didn't you just buy the bigger size and
then put like two socks on the left foot, sticking
it up. I never thought of that. You know, Brody
has sparkles all over his face. Well, I was going
to say something, but I didn't want to be the one.
I'm so glad you did. I thought it was I
thought it was beads of sweat. That's like you've been
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making out with a clown. Scary. Should we tell him? No, No,
you have sparkles. I mean, but it's not a few,
it's a lot. It's like it's like and it's gold,
gold sparks. I have no idea how that could have happened.
Do we have a birthday card today? We haven't been
to a strip club. Maybe you know what, maybe this
glitter on the counter from where I signed the card yesterday,
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and I may have touched myself that that was a
Disney card and it was so well made that none
was in a strip club boating. I'm not talking I'm
not talking about one or two pieces of glitter. I'm
talking like dozens on your forehead. I've been here for
four hours. You haven't said a word to me. I
think it just has just noticed it. It either just happened,
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or it's it's blinding me into the light. It's either
it either just happened, or you just haven't been in
the proper lighting for that story of my life. It's
very pretty. Hey, can we talk about Cole Reading who
performed for our show today. I was I knew he
was talented. I've heard his stuff before, but when you
meet him, he's just the nicest guy and you just
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want him to do well. He just looks like a superstar.
He really does. His name is a superstar name, Cole Reading,
and he exudes it his body language, He sure of himself,
the way he looks, the way he dresses, and obviously
his singing. It was great. He is the only guy
that warms up like he was on stage. We were
watching him warm up and get his voice ready and
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was doing the hand motions and spinning and like he's
ready to go. He was doing a stage show in
our crappy living room. It is pretty crappy out there.
That brown carpeting is awful. This whole place is to
be white. That's the frightening. You know. They were talking
about giving us a new studio and there it all
just fell I don't know costs money. I have a
question about tomorrow's karaoke. Uh do we have to do that?
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We're doing Pride karaoke tomorrow. So I googled gay anthems
where you m it's now I've narrowed it down to
Kylie Minogue, can't get You out of My Head or
sexy and I know it from that? Is that an anthemis?
I never thought? I never thought of that as at
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Sante Google Lemon party. Don't you hate when this happens?
Someone calls you and they want to face time you.
I don't know. It's an area code nine four number. No,
I'm not answering. That's US Florida, right. It would say
answer No, it would say Froggy on the It was
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a number. I'll investigate. Carry on, it's probably telemarketers FaceTime
now you guys, carry on? Okay? Good? My Pride song?
What is it? Are you ready for it? Super califrate
to let Pride? Mary Poppins. A couple of days ago
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we had for Tuesday Tunes. We had to pick songs
that were for Pride Week. Scary tell you when the
song you picked? Better? Now? From post Maloney, they got
me on this because they just said, here pick a
Tuesday tune. And then when it appeared later on Instagram
on the Elvista Ran show, it said, here are our
Pride tunes. I'm like, wait a second, who made this graphic?
And no, you never told me to pick a Pride tune.
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You just told me to pick a tune. So I
picked a Tuesday tune. That's the song of the summer.
I can't figure out who this was. That was face
timing call from my phone. Well, no, because it wouldn't
be a bill collector because they would they wouldn't face
time already have the number. It's also not a landline.
It's definitely a cell phone. Gotta be. Speaking of landlines,
do you know Scary has a landline and you have
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to call him on it when you call his house. Yeah,
I get no service except on my balcony. He yelled
at me a couple of last week on the podcast,
he yelled at me for using a Bluetooth piece. And
then he yells at me because I tell I tell
people don't text me in the middle of things, and
I shouldn't control people call his cell phone when he's home.
Don't call me on my cell phone when I'm home,
call my landline. He never yelled at me when I
call him. How often you call him? I've talked to
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him a couple of times. Sheldon know about this? Yeah, well,
you know, he's not worried about scary you. On the
other hand, that's right, he's saying, there's a chance. Okay,
when we had the last snowstorm and we went for dinner,
you had a couple of drinks and then she she
texts me and she says, you know, I I feel
weird in the hotel room. It's so big and empty,
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and there's an extra bed here. She says, you know,
if this hotel is nicer than when you're staying at,
you want to come over and stay here? Is that
exactly what I said? My I thought there was a chance.
He really did. No, no, no, I didn't want to
go having a discussion about our hotel. And he said
the one I was in was nicer than the one
he was in. And I said, you're more than welcome
to use the other bed in the room. I don't care,
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which Sheldon wouldn't care. And that that's how the conversation was.
It seems like a little more Brody interpreted it as hey,
I have a chance to sleep with him. Danielle just
read her own text and just said, hey, I'm being friendly.
Here you go. Didn't mention Sheldon in the text. She said, Oh,
you can come sleep in my room. That's what she said,
that you could use the other bed. I have the text.
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How insulting is it to you, Brody? If Danielle's husband,
Sheldon says, I don't care if you sleep with Brody.
Nothing's gonna happen. And by the way, I'll just make
him look better Froggy. If Froggy and I are someplace
and Froggy is a hotel room and I go, I
need to stay somewhere, he goes, just stay with Froggy.
He's the one who recommends who on our show. Would
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he go? No, I'd rather not stay with him, Nate. Probably,
I think you'd be more worried if I was hanging
out with your husband. I have an extra mirror. I
don't think you care about anybody to be gone. If
you were a vampire, would that drive you crazy because
you couldn't look at yourself in the mirror? Because no
one looks at himself in the mirror. More than straight
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and night. And if you were, if you were listat, yeah,
you go, you go to the mirror and just go.
That's a great point. If you were Edward Cullen and
you knew everybody was saying how hot you were, but
you couldn't see it for yourself. You never know. That's
a brilliant point. Do vampire show up in pictures? No?
So everyone Colin never knew how hot he? Who else
couldn't be a vampire because they can't go to a
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garlic scary would be screwed. Yeah, you can't go near garlic.
I'm not sure that's the truth. When you're walking in
the street in New York City and you see your
reflection in like a store front, do you stop like
it is a mirror? No? Stop, I don't stop. I
just walk a little bit for sah here, I'm gonna
leave you guys alone. There's only one minute left, but
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have to go. You have to say it. Don't say it.
This is the worst podcast and you were part of it.
You contributed to this craft problem. All right, carry on?
I love you, okay. Forty five minutes to kick off
of the World Cup. I cure in Russia, right, Yeah,
what do you mean? Where is forty five minutes to
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kick off? Seven days until some scores? No, that's not true.
How's that cake? Did you like? Sheldon wouldn't mind if
came over your own. Who's the favorite. It's like my
brother Germany. And to be honest, he wouldn't care about mate.
What about great tea? Well that he might worry that
wants you. He might worry that t would try something.
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He would try. You know, that's not doing anything. Nobody's
running the controls of the board. It's just from the board.
You know. He would come up with the hotel room
with his wedding ring. Off day, fifteen minute morning show
off