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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fun show. I don't think we've got in response to
a podcast like that in a long time. Yeah, yesterday's
was fun that Rext held this function. This function is
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always was it because people have that problem? Some thought
it was funny. Let's not. Okay, guys, I think both.
It was a mixed bag. It was fun at some
people's expenses around here. You know, six months from now,
that thing's going to stand up. Well, he's still going
to be good. You've been thinking about coming up? I'm Sam,
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So what everybody doesn't know? Scary and I left yesterday
and we went we went to do an appearance, and
someone approached Scary to test out their product yesterday. So
Scary at one point yesterday realized that if he does
this product, you would be doing a product, a product
that would enhance his sex life on top of taking
his uh speaking about his E D medication. Oh my god.
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But let's let's clear the air. I don't have this issue.
This is something that I got that yesterday. A message
if you were not listening to yesterday's podcast, one is
admitting the problem. Okay, guys, Okay, listen to yesterday's podcast.
I don't have the issue. I just wanted to do
it was I wanted to do an endorsement for it
because it was given to me and they said, hey, scary,
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you can really helpful. Lot of guys out there that
listen and can relate. Again, it's hard to pass up,
but you usually do an endorsement if you know someone
who's used it or you've used no but that's how
yesterday podcast came about, right because Nate and I were
talking about, how about we do it dual commercial for it.
I would love to I've taken the product fully endorse
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and or use it. That's a commercial I would need
to hear. I would want to hear something someone that
you trust that experience. I'm doing a mercial now for
sitters only dot com and I my kids won't. My
kids are a lily so actually somebody at the radio
station used sitters Only. I can't even talk to you
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choked up, very emotion product about it. I'll have some
water choking take care of your kids and almost so
somebody else at the station is using them so that
I know how good they are and I can talk
about them because I know somebody who's personally used dates.
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I'll be right back to the watch to take a pill, Like,
I don't see that this copt sitters only and take
take this E D medication. Oh my gosh, it's gracious,
that's right. Look how mad scary is? I'm not mad?
I'm just are you upset that you didn't get the
sitters only? That would have been creeping creep star. No,
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I'm good. I'm good on sitters only. I just wanted
to know because because people have been texting me and
I've gotten some stuff on Twitter, people have been giving
me crap about this potential you could take a pill
for that. Yeah, how are they giving you crap? What
does that mean? A pill for everything? Anything? What time
was this? Were you still up? Are they wrong? Are
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they wrong? We? Are they wrong? What's wrong? Elvis was
in here yesterday saying why is such a taboo topic?
Why can't we Why can't we just talk about things
out topics aside? The question was is there something you
won't indoors? There are things I want tell us something
I don't know, stuff that's illegal. Okay, he endorses stuff
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on the air by the wedding halls. He's never getting
married a woman walked up A woman walked up to
him yesterday with a powder and said, this enhances your
sex life, and scary goes, I'm gonna try it. I
thought you didn't need it. It was it was called
happy coffee. It was called it's called enhanced Happy Coffee,
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and it was a powder, and I'm like, so I
went home and I started started, No, it's an MLM company,
which we all know are a little sketchy multi layer
companies where they're like Ponzi schemes, pyramids, you can't get
out of it. So this coffee, this powder coffee, this
happy coffee, is supposed to make you excited and happy
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and less anxious throughout the day. It's not supposed to
enhance your sex life. It just happens too. It happens to,
as a side effect, enhance your sex life. So I'm like, huh.
So I went home and I started googling it to
see if they're any harmful ingredients in it, because I
don't want to I don't want to like throw white
powder in my coffee. This is a strange woman. You
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never met, that idiot. We're sitting in the schoolyard. We're
sitting in the schoolyard yesterday at a carnival. First of all,
he shouldn't be in a schoolyard. It's cold, handspids. Would
you like some sex coffee? So coffee? And before I
even would say anything about it, or if I would
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endorse it or whatever, or even drink it myself or snorted,
I would. I had to look it up to see
if there's any harmful ingredients. I cannot find one negative
article about it. You're a harmful ingredient. But what was
the packaged? Was it like a zip bag like one
of those ice tea packet. It's like you know what
go gurt looks like in the long tubes, like string cheese. Yeah,
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they had a picture of the Latin kings on the bag.
Strain cheese look like two totally different things. It's a
long cylinder. It looked like ice tea mix, like when
when you put the ones that you put in the
water bottle powder crystal like it? And how did they
approach you? Like wearing a rain coat. Three women approached
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there was a school. You know, he was wearing a
rain Three women approached it and they were like, hey,
well it's working already. You got three women. Guess what
I lost weight on this? I lost like fifty pounds
and it makes you happy and less anxious. Did they
start acting out an infomercial? Pretty much? Pretty much watched
more and he fell for it, of course anything. I
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was the guy that goes, this is not no no,
this is a little sketchy, scary though, please tell me more.
Little guy who made fun of great team for buying
drugs out of the back of a car. School. So
she hands me a cellophone sample of it. She goes,
hold on, I'm going to go back to my car
and I'm gonna show you. She came back from her
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car and my witness and then you're going to witness.
I guess it's better than he's saying. Hang on, I
lifted under my seat on the bus. And then she's
showing me on this. Her two friends come as testimonials friends.
They're probably her sisters. And then she puts three cars
downces find the red one dared tell them what the
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you know on the street when like, you know you're
doing the cups and you know you and then they
always there's always people working with the person. Did he's
a nice guy? Problem is he's a nice guy, he
cannot say no, decreases the dopamine in your brain, you
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increase the mean they said that that that, But here's
the thing they sold you. They sold you on what
the product was, which was quote unquote weight loss and
help your sexual abilities. But they they were like, you
know what, those sexual abilities, you'll feel great after it.
And then that's when you said, you know what, I
will think about it. I'm sorry if it increases serotonin
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and doorphins like they were throwing all these orphan words
at me. It was just a weird situation we were
in yesterday and it was and and and then Oneman
was like, one of the side effects is you lose
a lot of weight. And then someone else said one
of the other side effects is it increases your sex life.
But it definitely is the coffee, this happy coffee. After
just drinking a couple of these coffees with this powder
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in this mystery white powder will make you happy throughout
your day, less anxious, less stressful. And I'm like, huh,
I can use less stress in my life. Didn't you?
Were you listening because you're a really nice person and
you didn't want to say no, are we listening at
I was shaking my head, yes, yes, but at first,
and then she said you don't get some, and I said, okay,
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she'll try it. No, not yet. I don't know if
I ship it's at home. I was going to bring
it in today. No, I'm not yet. What sold me
on it though, was when two other women then came
in and said, you're talking about you. Okay, coffee. You're
talking about coffee. Oh my god, I do I drink
it too. Let me tell you it works. So one
woman came in out of nowhere and goes, you know,
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we make a million dollars a month, and then Scary goes,
oh the wait when these two women came up to
one of them go, oh my god, I drink that too.
It is the best. I lose weight all the time
on it. Smile at guy, wink winky wink. I'm saying,
is that To bring it back to what I was saying,
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people are giving me crap for endorsing stuff. I like
to research stuff before I endorse it. And if I
think that it's cool and I think it's safe, that
I'm gonna go for it and I'm gonna put it
out there to everyone. If it's harmful. I'm not going
to That's fine. You just gotta don't. You can't make
it seem like you do it when you don't. I
think that's the difference. Like that's the spot for babysitting.
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She's not gonna she'll say, my friend uses black and
my friend if it's just a straight read, I'm just
reading it and not reading it from a first person.
You know. Let me let me turn it this way.
What is the one product that you probably haven't endorsed
for it because they don't need to spend the money
in advertising, Like for me, laser eye surgery. I would
pay a jillion dollars for that. Yeah, I'm telling you,
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anybody that needs glasses go get laser eye surgery. Like
that's one thing in my life. Seriously. Yeah. Mine would
be breast production. Really, mine would be like I would.
I mean, I would only do the doctor that I
went to, but was one of the best things I've
ever done for myself for many many reasons. Yeah, well,
you know the truth is about the Dr fatloss thing
which changed my life. And I'm not this is not
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an endorsement. Um, he I did this. I did the
program first, long before he started spending money on this
radio station and became a client. So it's a perfect
fit for you because you believed in it far before
it approached you as a potential, because I think that's
the God's honest truth. And then I'm like, okay, well,
I guess I got some weight loss out of this
and I paid for this program and and see you later.
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But then he just came back around and said, well, wait,
we want you to talk about it, because that's I
think you as fat scary trying to sell Dr Fat
loss wouldn't work, but since it worked for you, it
made it that much better for for the campaign. NAT's
original question is who what will you never get paid from?
And I never thought in a million years that I would,
But yeah, truth is now I do endorsements for them,
and they are a client at the station. But I
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worked out when and it wasn't supposed to work out,
It just happened. Certain Netflix is another one. I know
we they don't you too. They really don't need to.
I mean Netflix, we I think at one point they
gave us some subscriptions to give away or something, and
then never again. It's another one. We talked about Target
all the time. But we don't lead shop there. I mean,
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there's tons of stuff, and you know what I like
to help out. I'd like to help out a lot
of our listeners because a lot of our listeners have
these startup companies like little jewelry companies and whatever, and
they don't make any money and they send you a
bracelet here or there or whatever, and it's if it's
a good quality. I loved to give them a shout
out because they don't have the money to advertise, and
maybe one day when they do, they'll think back to
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us and think, you know what great helps me. When
I was starting to know, you know who, I would
love to endorses Apple iPhone anything compared to Froggy thing
Bogy would get the Apple endorsement. If you took that
from Froggy, you get hunt. But I will agree. Look,
I have three Apple products right in front of me.
I use them religiously, but right there, that's why they're
not advertising. You have three Apple When the iPhone first
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came out, Scary did talk about the iPhone when it
first came out, right back in the day exactly that
because no one, not as many people had the eye.
That was back when Apple used to spend. But they
don't have to do that anymore. Remember when they spent money.
Danielle and I used to do commercials, spend money on yeah,
back in the day, a long time ago on Tuesday.
But now now they won't. It worked too well. Yeah,
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good jobs, worse at your jobs, and then maybe people
will keep coming back. I'd like to do endorsements, like
a shoe company something, I mean, really, I mean, I
buy every single damn shoe that was. They don't advertise anymore.
They stopped advertising Steve Madden, bastard. But I like, but yeah,
but you know, if you got an endorsement for a
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shoe manufacturer, you could only wear their shoes. That's not
how it works, that's what that's not. Like Coca Cola
and PEPSI like, if I did endorsements for Coca Cola,
I would only drink Coca Cola because then then remember
that that was a Britney and then Britney Fair's god,
but with another product in her hand. How's doing? Who's
the tennis you millions? Who's the tennis player Andy Roddick? Yeah,
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he got signed by Lacosset the Alligator company. Can only
wear that when he's out, Well, if they're paying me
millions of dollars to just wear Adidas, then I would
just wear They're not paying us millions of dollars. Everybody's
got their price. But that even means when you go
out to like a gala with you know, Sheldon, you
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have to wear something Adidas. You can't wear a dress.
They would make something I was doing DK and Why,
which I might start doing again, and they wanted me
to wear DK and Why and DK Why is a
less dressy company. So for jingle Ball, they made me
address so that I could wear their company. Yeah, because
they really wanted to promote it's brilliant, So that was
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that was smart on their part. Yeah, so it looks
really hot in address? Do you want to borrow it?
I still rectile function? Yeah. I just had to look
at myself a women's clothing and then instantly baby. Yeah.
So it was really weird yesterday sitting in the parking
lot watching Scary get pitched on Drug Deal almost go down.
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Have you ever turned down, like I've turned down a
clothing line because I was like, I looked at it
online and I was like, yeah, I wouldn't wear that.
And in fact what you're supposed I know, but I
felt guilty because I didn't want to tell them I
didn't like their clothes. It's not really my style, Like
that's what I said. Yeah, perfect answer. You're true to you,
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you're true to their brand, and you're not feeding the
listener's crap, which is like the most important part. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Well I've done walking down. Well, I'm here for the podcast.
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