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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms morning shows, they know that we record the fifteen
minute morning show podcast at this time, so they and
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they know that the text message screen is still open,
so they start texting us topics. A lot of times
they're like, broody, you were right, or your right. Somebody says,
here's a fifteen minute morning show topic for y'all. So
it is scary doing the e D commercial or what? Well,
we haven't spoken about it on the big show yet,
we're saving it. I will just remind everyone that Joey
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from Friends did the VD ad that ran. It was
in the subway and v D stands for venerial disease
and e D stands for function. Just in case you
were wondering, And just to clarify, Joey was on a
TV show called Frames. Scary is talking about real life. Yeah, no,
I don't have that real life. It's not, by the way, scary.
It's not bad if you have it, there's nothing to
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be ashamed of. Scary, It's okay. I'm just I'm just
trying to be a team player. And I'm sure it's
at some point you're you're an older man. I'm sure
at some point in your life you have you have
had it at least once. You're not that much younger
than I. Listen, I'm almost forty. I admit it. I've
had it once or twice. It's happened, I guess on occasion.
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I guess we've all don't get a chance that if
the car is in the garage. I have no idea
whether it's thoughts or not. Would you like me to
call your wife and have a talk. I really thought
you were about to say, would you like me to
help you out? I have to get permission for saying sucky.
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I'm lucky. I have you luck, you have a husband
that might approve. I think Daniel was saying it to
be nice, but in reality she would hope that Sheldon
be like no. But you know what, if Sheldon was
in on the joke, sheldn like, go for it. You
can't do that's you go ahead and do bro. If
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you won't go ahead, pity sucks. That's not that's not cool. Okay,
give it time, scary, give time, that beautiful scary. The
day girls that only dated you for certain things they
were giving you pity lays, jingle ball tickets, accept a
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pity lay and go into it. Why not if you
haven't had it in a long time and you went
exactly you traded ticks for licks. I don't know if
we're doing the eaty commercial or that. Okay, but you've
had it or not have but either way it's me.
It's not a recurring problem. Gods another easy okay forget.
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So why can't you say in the text you're coming
in it's almost like we're doing this. You did the commercial.
Don't you cannot do it like I'm asking for a friend.
You should say in the commercial, look, it's happened to couple.
It's all. We've all been there. Or if you want
to put some extra extra muscle behind you want to
put some rocket fuel behind the engine, sometimes you could
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just you know, people, I don't know what they're gonna say.
That's why my mind is open to it. I want
to see what the angle is. You know what, I'm
gonna one up you. I'm gonna steal this endorsement because
there has been times I've had it, and you know what,
I'll take a pill. I want you to write now
and say you'll do it. I'm gonna say I'm doing it.
I'm not I'm not doing as I think you should
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do a tanting. It's Gay Pride month and there's nothing
wrong with doing. You guys gonna run a train on
that commercial? He scary? Let me check out? Yeah, you
need to get Roman know how great with that Roman Health? No? No,
this is which is great Roman Roman candas jetro Man.
That's the website Roman Bath. No, no, I've actually tried
that product. Okay, then why don't we do it? Double? No?
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I think scary? Where this is when you need to
be the bigger man, not there's no chance to say.
You need to say, Nathaniel, you've used the product, you've
had the problem, you should do the endorsement. Scary, I'll
give it to the Hima. I'm just getting the hand
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stand up guy most of the time. Would it be
if two guys got in on the shame? I think
we're like sitting in in you know, in the bathroom,
having a conversation. Why is it so hard for you
to admit nature? Why was two guys sit in the
bathroom talking about I want to sit in the bathroom.
There's only one seat in the bathroom. How are you
guys stacking up? Where would you talk about this. I
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want to see the appearance though. I want to see
the appearance with Nat and Scary. Where do you go? Everybody?
You know how the commercial goes? Hey? Nate? Yes? Not hey,
you have to have one of those not so hard days.
Let's let's do a commercial. So we're talking about Scary
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doing the e D commercial the errectile dysfunctions. So Nate
admitted that he has had this problem at times, and
so he said yes, So he said, maybe I'll do
the commercial instead. So then I said to Scary, well,
I think at this point you know that Nate can
do it. You should give it to Nates. Scary wants
to do dad deep commercial function. Well, I think hearing
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a hearing a couple of guys talking about it. Man,
Scary just had a rough night, did you what was
going on in You know? I was with my girlfriend.
I just couldn't. I couldn't perform. Really, that's happened to
me sometimes too. Would you do about it? You know
there's this great roman health you have trying to go
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to jetro Man, you've been I haven't heard about Tell
me more. My buddies told me about it. If you
want to put some rocket fuel behind your act. I
don't have any fuel to begin with. I don't have
a rocket. I'm about ready to try it. It's worked
for me, work, Scar, Can you show me why we wish?
Can you show him what kind of buddies do Scary
have if they all have a role function. My buddies
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were telling me I said, it's gay Fried month, and
I'd like to hear them. My friends talk about it
all the time. Maybe you couldn't function because you're into guys.
Maybe well, he's scary kind of getting turned out into guys.
I'm just saying I think it would be great if
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if two guys can have a candid conversation on a
commercial about it. I don't think it's been First of all,
it's not candid. If it's on a commercial, you've got
ten million people listening. Where would a real life scenario
take place where two guys are talking about where is
the last place you talked about? Direct? Look, I'm sure
guys have these conversations drinks in the bar. I don't
know if any guy who tells another guy, hey, Jim,
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how you doing good? You watch the game? Nope, you
can't get my dick. I want to hear scary testimonials.
So it really my lawn is bad? Hey wait do
we have to do social posts with this account? Stop
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beating the version. Look, this is a very this is
a very relevant topic. It is a little taboo. It's
not talked about the masses, it's not. But you know,
thanks to you scary, they're about to start hearing about it. Well,
we'll see about that, you know what. I think, just
like other things in life, we should stop sweeping things
like this under the rug. Agree what it is. So
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you can't get hard, okay, then here's something that can
help you. I love that. That's perfect. We use that.
Why don't you do the spots Elvi? Because I don't
because I don't want to vision scariest commercials. So I
was in bed Sunday morning watching CBS. Early morning. I
was to have sex with my girlfriend and I just
couldn't get it up. Well, it was was vaping, since
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he does the vacant. So after after I finally did
get it up because I used jet row whatever hell,
I vaped on my blah blah blah vaporing thing. Nate
doesn't need a pill to get hard, He just needs
a mirror. Mirrors ate yourself. Does somebody explain why those commercials?
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And there's a couple sitting in beth hubs on the beach.
They give you this scenario and like, I've never been
anything't her bathtubs, but they're on the bath on the
beach and get this function. Do you think Robin would
do the social post with you thumbs up with a
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big smile on her No, no smile on her face.
Imagine that boomerang before are you going to do the commercial?
I'd like to see their angle mindy degrees. I'd like
to see some information. You know, they put words on
a paper. We call that copy. I'd like to see
what the messages and make sure it's tastefully done. About
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the assessment, I'll make my assessment after I, you know,
take a look. I just want to be fair and
honest about it. Heart on the products. I don't want
it to be hokey. I don't want it to be,
you know, jokey. I wanted to be you know, I
guess wanted to come from the heart. Would you test
the product? What? I don't know? Maybe you have to,
you have to try it. He's been going to dr
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blood loss. I don't know if you read a second,
we weren't even gonna talk about this. What was our
topic to movie? I don't know. This has been way
better than I'm glad I walked in on the best
podcast ever. You know. I feel like I'm a girl
like in the bathroom listening to the boys conversation, I
want you to hang out in the mens room today,
and started just talking to random guys about this function.
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Everybody comes in like, hey, if you're doing research, Len
Berman from the sports station, go ask judge to be honest,
and whoever asked this question earlier? No, I've I've never
heard two guys just having this conversation. I've never heard
two guys saying, hey, Phil, Okay, we'll call him, can't Phil, Phil?
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So it's awkward. It's your job to make it less awkward.
Film cracking. You can't. That's the problem. You can't kill
my cracking. I'm sorry, call call the guy, Wouody, what's
going on? Sorry, you're leaning thies or sixties. It's gonna
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be a long spot, short one. I think it's scary.
I think it's going to be fifteen. You know, if
you don't do the commercial, well, they'll sack you. I'm sorry,
it's we're going to get into Really, I want to
know your parents reaction when they hear that commercial. Don't
love it. It's a fifteen, but you take the pill.
It's a sixty, lasting a longer. Call a doctor, Anthony.
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I didn't know you had these problems when you come
to me. And by the way, can you get me
and your mother a couple of little pills? Hey, ro
I'm getting those pills that make you hot? So what
else are you gonna talk about today? There was something,
because always was was do you interrupt the celebrity while
they're eating in a restaurant? Oh? We didn't even get
to that. They're like, hey, are you scary Jones? Did
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this happened? They were sitting next to CC Sabathia pitching
from the New York You shouldn't interrupt thee when they're
having I didn't. Nate and I were very cool about it.
We didn't say anything. But you know, I'm not a
Yankee fan, so I was thinking if it was a
Mets pitch or would I say something? And I think
I might have. Oh, if it was me, I would
have said, I I go check a treating at your
house every Halloween, but they're having dinner. Doesn't matter. People
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were but there were other people going over there. Okay,
so you want to add to that the parade. Huh.
If you came up to me and said, hey, I
want trick or treating at your house and I happened
to be sitting next to you at lunch, I would
find you creepy because C. C. Sabathia throws a party
for the entire town and he has open doors for
everyone to come. Took a treating at his house? Yes,
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would you live two states away, it doesn't matter. I
know where the good places are to go check or treating.
I went to Christ Bronx House as well last year. Elvis.
When people come up to you at a restaurant you're eating,
are you like, okay, no problem? Where you like? You know, well,
I'm not really a celebrity. But what it happens to
you more often than not? Well no, actually no, you know.
We go to Walkers a lot and there's a lot
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of people. A lot of people go there that listen
to the show, and they will wait until we get
up to leave or go to the bathroom or something.
Then they'll say, hey, Hey, I just want to say
hi to you. But no one's ever come over to
the table. It only happened to me once, and I'm
certainly not a celebrity. But I was at a steakhouse
and somebody that excuse me you I heard you talking
to recognized your voice, and they came out to high
but didn't ask for anything. They didn't want to pictures.
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I was just I was thrilled. Everyone's always really cool,
unless there's been drinking. Sometimes, like if you've been drinking
or they've been doing Sometimes when someone's been drinking, they
get a little little crazy, little grabby, little grabby, little
kissy Nate, is this someone that you could be eating
next to it? You'd have to like interrupt them, you know.
Tom Hanks is probably the only person I would say,
but I know, but you wouldn't want to interrupt him
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eating I would do. I would wait until I was
about to leave and then just do. I actually had
the one time somebody recognized me. They came up to
my table and said, I'm sorry, I'm leaving, but I
just wanted to say hi, I love the show and
why that's that's a tasteful way to do it, but
It doesn't always happen that quickly, No, it does. Remember
we were at Bobby Flays and we bumped into Chris
Berman from the ESPN. Yeah, and we we went over
to say hello to him, and he was not happy.
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I don't even know who he was. I don't care. Yeah,
you were the best of us because we were like
Chris Berman, like hey, Mr Burman, how you doing? We
just want to say hi, And he's like, I'm eating.
They did a couple of girls too. Yes, yeah, I
still don't know who he is, nor do I care.
They call him Boomer, but he's no longer on the networks.
He's the guy that started. Yes, he's one of the one.
He wasn't friendly. It's really my point. You couldn't expect me, though,
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to sit next to like a David Beckham and knock
go over and my chance, it's my only chance to
go over and say hi. I mean, I'm not going
to give that up. If he got off, if he
got up and left, would you eat off his plate? Yes?
I posted for every picture by the way, people, would
you would you sniff his seat? Well, he was still sitting.
He doesn't have This is the weirdest conversation over fifteen
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minute morning show off