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May 24, 2018 15 mins

Garrett , Jake and Yaritza fill in on today's podcast. Dating , not showering and Jake learns Spanish!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bringing into that, what would you talk about on your

(00:05):
on your podcasts show. Well, it's it's not the normal
fifteen minute morning show. It's the big crew. It's the
big crew like z listeners. But it's a guy. It's
all right, my name is Garrett along with Ja yahyah.

(00:27):
What call you people? Tell you ya? You know it's funny.
So yesterday Scary and I were talking about, well, but
that's the thing. We were talking about names for rich
guys and he goes, oh, yeah, I hear your It's
calling people yadi and zadi all the time. So he

(00:49):
thought it, Yeah, he thought your name was like some
term for some rich white guy. Oh that's no, I
call people zadi what because it's like daddy, but like zaddy.
I don't get it. Are you trying to start something?
Are you trying to start fetching nuts? Is this a
millennial thing? That's why millennial to That's why I don't know,

(01:10):
calmed out, you're a millennial to my friend, I'm proud.
I'm a proud millennial. All right, So you're to. I
think you and I are on the same page with this.
You know, how if you if you own an animal
like a dog or a cat you no, no, but
but you've heard of it before though, where you start
to look like your animal or your animal looks like you.
Oh my god. Yeah, so Jake is transforming into someone

(01:33):
around here. Oh so jac is someone's animal, Jacob. Some
of the Jake is Jake is is morphing into a
mini straighten. Okay, you're saying that I'm dressed like him today,
but I don't think I'm dressed like him today. Okay, No,
yes you are. I'm wearing blue shorts that are above
my knee and a light blue button down weekend in Miami. Same,

(02:00):
I don't know. And you're wearing socks with no shoes.
But can we can ask you a serious question? Shoes
you're just wearing? You know, I've been walking around the
office today and everybody's like, oh, nice outfit. As like
if I'm like wearing something really odd, well, you are
wearing something is there? Probably is your chest cold? Know?

(02:21):
Then why you have a long sleeve shirt. It's seventy
degrees in New York City. It's because he's freezing in here.
I mean, at least I'm wearing long sleep But like,
my is it like a fashion faux pad? To wear
shorts and a long sleep. But yes, yes, what I mean,
I don't think so what if I roll the sleeves.
I think it'll look maybe if you roll the sleeves,
but then it'll be awkward because you've got a long

(02:42):
sleeve shirt that you're trying to make a short sleeve shirt.
You should have just warn a short sleep. But anyway,
you are starting to look like Nate. You're starting to
morph into night a little bit. We always dressed very well.
That's the thing. You hang out, you've been hanging out
a lot, and you start to absorb his traits and
his style. We hang out on the weekends. I don't
hang out with them outside of the song. I saw
you together this weekend. Yeah. But even so, when when

(03:05):
we are, when we are away or doing stuff, you
you and Nate kind of just you know, you come
together and hang out. Yeah, and it's so weird, like
you even share a bed. I don't even understand. Oh
they've done that for dressing like him. So I've noticed it.
I don't know if you noticed it, but as a friend,
I feel like I should tell you. I don't think
pets a like notice it. People tell me that I

(03:29):
look like my dog. You do. Bailey looks like you? Well,
why would you look like her? No, she looks like you.
I don't understand that. Maybe that's really what That's what
you're saying so messed up? Why would you say that
about your jobs? Can we curse on this? You can?
It's a podcast. Just remember frowned upon what It's not illegal,

(03:49):
it's frowned upon, like masturbating on airplane from the hangover?
You ever seen it? Yes? I have? But also, like,
what out of all the hangover lines, that's the one
that sticks out to you? Yeah, I don't remember sticking
out what. He just wants to talk about penis. That's
his favorite thing? Is that? What's on your mind right now?
I had a topic and then you started talking about

(04:11):
me looking like about penisomatically. So it was the first
time I got to meet your girlfriend Colby uh in Miami.
We're like, really got to like hang out and she's great.
She loves when we talk about her. Well, a lot
of people though, a lot of people didn't realize you
guys were dating, because a lot of people I heard
from on the trip I thought you brought your sister.

(04:32):
So apparently I just look like everybody that I surround
myself with, including my dough. Maybe that's the thing. You
love your family so much that you need to surround
yourself with people that remind you of your family. Or
I just love myself so much that I have to
surround everybody in my life with myself. But maybe maybe
that's a good fit of without getting like very uh
you know, gross, But maybe that's a good thing you
like a certain type of person. Yeah, well do they say?

(04:54):
A lot of people date people that look like their parents, right,
like their mom or their dad. So I'm just happy
she doesn't look like one of my parents. All right,
that's fair enough. Like, I feel your brother's name but
like you, and she also has a sibling name, So
do you think about it like that? No, I mean,
you know, like, at least my boyfriend and my brother
looked completely differently, but your boyfriend looks like Gregg to
a little bit. They also have the exact same Your

(05:15):
brother and your boyfriend have the same first and last name. Yes,
that's the only think that my boyfriend and Greg T
shares the height, that's it, and the head like in
the body shape, no, his muscles kicking m Sorry, you
talk about my boyfriend. That's what I noticed him. You
miss him? Wait, so if you get married to him,

(05:36):
you is this the guy? Is this the guy you're
gonna get married to? You think? Yeah, she's never said
that before, now did? You're just saying this on the podcast?
You shut the funk up. I tell you that all
the time. You never literally have never said that before.
Well no, I'm well, she's opening up now and letting
us know that. So this is this is this is
your number one. He's the one, my number one for
seven years, seventy seven. We've dated for two years when

(05:59):
we first started high school high school, and then we
broke up for four years, and now we're dating again
for almost two years. So seven years. So in high school,
I went to this girl's house party. Hated it. A
lot of people I didn't like. Um, you know, crazy
alcohol like I wasn't. I didn't drink until I was
in college. But yeah, crazy alcohol, crazy party. Police were

(06:22):
showing up. So I walked out of the house. Um,
about four six years later I showed up at that
house to ask that same girl out on a date.
Wait how many years later? Six years later it was
Allie's Ali's house. When I showed up to the house party,
totally hated the house party. I thought, like, who who

(06:43):
has a house party with this many people? And it's
not fun this much. I detest this. So I walked
out the house uh that I now have pretty much
lived in for the last twelve years of my life.
I have so many questions, how did you? How did you?
Six years later? Like, what what happened that you decided

(07:04):
to ask her out? Well? She she guys, were you
friends or something? Well, no, she was. She sent me
a message and just said, hey, you know, I haven't
seen you in a while. Blah blah blah. I didn't
think of stom before that was a thing. Yeah, she
she slid in him into my space. She slid into
your space. Very creative. Yes, um, you just air high

(07:26):
fives on the radio, which is a podcast. But yeah,
so yeah, she hit me up and that's how it started.
But I didn't realize it until I actually went to
her parents house and I go, I had that deja
vu moment. So funny, this is the party that I
didn't like. Now I'm here. Now what made her reach
out to you? I mean, obviously you're incredibly what wouldn't
make her reach out to me? Apparently now from what

(07:50):
I understand in the fairytale story in high school, that
same party, Uh, she knew who I was. Didn't know
who she was at all on a sleep, total, total
full disclosure. Um, I was in a play at her school,
my fair Lady, and she apparently had, you know, a

(08:11):
crush on me. Still didn't know at all, no idea,
couldn't I couldn't pick her out in the lineup in
high school, and honestly, at the time I knew of her,
I didn't know her. So, yeah, that's so cute. Yeah,
I heard that story. I don't think I've ever really
shared it, but that's it. That's so cute. My acting
career failed after that. Yeah, it doesn't look like Greg.

(08:35):
He does they talk first of all, my boyfriend. He
does when you when you tongue kiss him later tonight.
Definitely doesn't look like Greg t and not in you
call him. No, I don't call him daddy, God, I
just call him babe, babe, baby. I can't call him
Kevin because that's my brother's name. So like, if I

(08:56):
call I get, I get, you gotta call him something else.
But babe, Hey, babe, Babe, babe. That would get annoying.
I think I called Colby babe, but not like you can.
But I call her most of the time cold, yeah. Cold.
I heard that I can't call keV keV because that's
my fucking brother's name. What do they call you, Jake
because j j j Ja. Well, there's no everyone calls

(09:18):
me Jake, except there's these people that have those ridiculous
nicknames for me. What's the most ridiculous Jakie, Jackie, Jake baby.
Oh yeah, there's baby Jake, Baby Jake. That that's no,
that's really it. It's really just Ja. So here's a
little mission to oh Jake, if you're listening to this
fifteen minute morning show, I want you to tweet at

(09:39):
Jake the producer and your best nicknames, your best nicknames
or just one of the nicknames he already said, like Jakie,
or just let him know that you care, because I'm
sure he would love the attention and names to be
called that. I think that's bad though, like calling your
boyfriend or girlfriend babe then, but it becomes like a

(09:59):
crutch though, al which is weird because her dad's names
alex so so every time I say al, both heads
turned like I gotta say no, no, I'm talking to her,
And then sometimes I know I'm just talking to him,
but yeah, al Ali Allison's you guys ever used pet names?
Why are they called pet names? We talked about we
talked about this. Yeah, we talked abo us the other day.

(10:20):
But yeah, no, I used to call her mush mush. Yeah,
and she called me mush. But that makes me think
of like my boyfriend called me. But see, he could
deliver it in like a sexy way, Jake, Jake, call
uh you it's no your it's a buy me on
more No, just like typical conversation. All right, So you

(10:44):
just came home from work, come through the front door.
I had the worst day today. I had to talk
to your It's all day, all right, you're but you
know what we can do here, you teach Jake is
something he could deliver to his girlfriend Colby in a
sexy way in Spanish. Um, Spanish, you look beautiful, oh Jake,

(11:08):
go ahead, Mosa, that's sister. Look you're telling someone who
speaks Spanish. Have you say, sister, mana, I'll see this, sister.
It's like, man, I'm thinking of it. Alright, alright, alright, alright,

(11:31):
so say it again, Mosa. Yeah, you look gorgeous today,
thank you. All right, Now tell him something totally random.
It could be great, it could be horrible, hideous, it
could be funny, it could be bad. And then after
he says it, we'll tell him what he just said. Okay,

(11:52):
where is the library? At least he knows Spanish. One
that is Spanish, the one without a doubt. But tell him,
so tell me something that's not Spanish. One. Let let
him deliver it, and then we'll tell him what it is. Colby, Colby, No, no, mae,

(12:14):
ban boy, I didn't go to the bathroom today. No,
I didn't shower today. Well, you were close. You didn't
shower because you didn't go to the bathroom. What's the
longest you guys have gone without showering? Are you serious?
Like like a maybe? Like a day at best? Really?
Go ahead, go ahead, dirt bags back find your nickname? Alright,

(12:38):
tweet at Jake producer, dirtbag, dirt bag. All right, dirt bag,
how long have you gone without four days camping? No,
I was in Israel and we were like staying in
the desert. I guess that was camping. I guess that's camping.
How much powder did you have? Well, not enough. Let
me tell you there was one smelly bust at the
end of that trip. I'm vomitings. Where do you sleep?

(13:04):
He's like, biggest tents. I mean, I get it, you
can't shower in the desert. But still, yeah, it was
pretty grass. Yeah, it wasn't like, what's the second longest
time you've gone out without showering, I don't know, probably
two days. It's just like in your home, Like I
don't understand your home and shower for two days. I

(13:26):
don't know. By the way, we're adding dirt bag to
the repertoire of nicknames. We're calling your foot. That's my
main nickname now, Jake dirt Bag the producer. So gross.
Would you tell your girlfriend Colby that you haven't showered
in four days? Yeah, but I would never not shower
in four days and then see her. So that that's
the exception, not any other day, any weekend. You're like,

(13:49):
you know, I'm just not shower Saturday Sunday, like a weekly.
It's not like if I had her on the phone
right now, you would you would have the balls to
tell you say hello, Hello, say hello hello. Jake's not there.

(14:12):
You know. It's nice we can have dead air because
it's a podcast. But but Jake was waiting for someone
to say hello, like I can't hear anybody. I can't
hear anybody because you're also deaf too. Yeah, yeah you are.
I'm a deaf dirt dirt bag Jakie boy producer. Your
new nicknames are Jake, but make sure baby Jake's in there.
So you guys really have never gone an extended period

(14:34):
of time with no You always find a shower Dominican Republican. Now,
what does that have to do with it? I lived
in like well in my town was fine, but like
in other places, there's no showers. I would just take
the water that I'm drinking and I'll shower. I can't
do it. I'm sure the effort a lot today, quite
dirt bags fun. That was minute more fifteen minute morning show.

(15:00):
It is really bad. I cursed too much. It's

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