May 16, 2018 • 16 mins
Just a few day away from our Dysfunctional Family vacation. We also start thinking about where we want to go NEXT year!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
As we get into the fifteen minute morning show, let's
talk about Blue Apron. You know, we love Blue Apron
and they have this really cool thing going on until
May one. Blue Aprons teaming up with our friends at Airbnb,
so wherever on this earth you can rent an Airbnb.
There's great food from there, inspiring dishes in your deliveries
from Blue Apron until May twenty one. For instance, ce
see this great chef from Shanghai makes this incredible Kung
(00:22):
pound chicken, and now you're gonna make incredible Kung pop chicken.
How about steak free with roasted broccoli and lemon aoli
from Paris, the beef and panadas with roasted sweet potatoes
and creamy zucchini from Buenos Areas. The list goes on
and on. The menus are so great you can take
a trip and never leave the farm. Blue Apron with
twelve new recipes every week. You can choose two, three,
four recipes based on what fits your schedule, and they
(00:43):
don't send food that you don't want to eat. Blue
Apron uses non GMO ingredients and meet with no added hormones,
and you can make these dishes and under forty five minutes.
Check out the menus now blue Apron dot com slash fifteen.
As in fifteen minute morning Show. You get your first
three meals for free if you go to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen. What would you talk about on
(01:06):
your on your podcast? Firm represents minute morning show? Well well, well, well,
well here we go again, another fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi, Danielle,
good morning, him Broading. Hello. You can't say good morning,
good afternoon, to good evening. It could be any whatever.
(01:28):
So it's just the three of us. Yeah, what are
we gonna talk about? We're abandoned. We're the three most
brilliant Brian brains on the show. Well two of you are?
Is it including you know? That's not including me? The
first to tell you, I'm not. I think with the
three of us we should be able to come up
with something worthy of a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
(01:50):
I'll tell you something I've noticed. We're going to Miami
this week for the Dysfunctional Family Vacations. Yes, we're going
to a beautiful hotel eating Rock Miami Beach. In Rock
Miami Beach, and everyone is complaining about how they have
to pack and how they don't have their summer clothes ready,
and they have to buy this and that and the
other thing. Why aren't we more excited about going to
(02:12):
this amazing I'm excited, but people are stressing about packing.
First of all, let me be very clear, I'm not
stressing at all. Okay, I'm stressed and scary was Garrett
because we don't have our warm weather clothing ready? Oh
I got mine ready, mind ready too. And we've we've
been spending time on Norwegian Bliss. We've got we've got
summertime clothes ready to My stuff's in the attic, so
I have to do the spring go up in the attic,
(02:34):
bring the long sleeve thermals up, and then bring the
I think a lot of people are like that because
a lot of people don't have enough room where they
have to do the switch over. I don't have that
kind of room, so I haven't done the full switch
over yet. I'm not stressing at all. I'm so excited.
First of all, Eating Rock Miami Beach is such an
incredible hotel resort. Basically, they've got a new restaurant. I'm
dying to try, and we're gonna be with our friends.
(02:54):
But let's go ahead and can we take a vote
on our idea for next year's Dysfunctional Family vacation. It's original.
So here we are, you know we are. We are
broadcasting from New York. This is our home home, home base,
home Base. We want to do the Elvis Durant Morning
Show Dysfunctional Staycation where you come stay with us. So
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if you live in New York, we all get a
hotel and stay together, or and we can do New
York things. I would we go see a Broadway show,
we go to a nice dinner. I'm sure Bobby Flay
will let us use his restaurant. I'm ready, let's go.
When you first said it, I thought that's kind of weird.
But then I thought, wait a minute. I don't have
to pay for airport parking right right. If I need
more clothing, I can just drive home for a minute
(03:37):
and get something and come back. If I forgot something
like oh I forgot to pack toothpaste, I just go
home and get it and come back. It's a great idea,
So I think we're gonna We're gonna do that next year.
There's got to be a way to pull that off.
So vote now. Uh tweet at Elvis duran at Elvis Duran,
Yes or no? For the Elvis Duran morning show Dysfunctional
Family Staycation. Can I tell you something about the our vacation.
(03:58):
So this is really a girl old thing. But you
know how for years I have been the most uncomfortable
person when it comes to buying bathing suits. And then
last year I got the breast reduction done right for
the first you know whatever, but still it was kind
of in the settling stages and whatever. This is the
first year did I am actually comfortable wearing a bikini
(04:18):
out in public because of my breast eyes. Now we
have a company that's actually one of the sponsors on
the Dysfunctional Vacation, Coco Rave Swim or Coco Rave. They
sent bathing suits for all of us to try, all
the girls on the show. I put them on and
I couldn't believe. I was just like I almost cried
because I was like, oh my gosh, my boobs actually
look normal and I'm comfortable and I'm okay. And I
(04:40):
went outside to my husband, I said, Shell, what do
you think and he goes, that looks so good. It
is such a different feeling when you're comfortable for something
like that. It was just look, I'll tell you and
I'll tell everyone listening. You know, we've known Danielle, she's
been our sister for over twenty years, and every summer
you would get that, you would get that sadness when
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it came time to try on bathing suit, and it
was it's a different It's a when you're comfortable in
your own skin. Look, whether you're skinny or heavy, or
big boobs, a little boobs, it's great to be comfortable
in your own skin. On the other side, for Dave
Brody in his bathing suit, you need to get that
penis enlargement you've been thinking about. You put a banana
and if I could have your leftover stuff that they
(05:23):
took out of your breast, I would put that in
like a little packet and put that in there. That'd
be great. Okay, we've got work to do, all right,
So what do we need to cover from the show
we did earlier on the Wednesday show. Well, Barbara Corkorand
was here. She was amazing. He's amazing, And she's trying
to take your boyfriend and set him up with someone else. Yeah,
that part I'm not into. But by the way, a
(05:43):
lot of people were texting in saying that she was upset,
and they were upset at her talking to me like that.
So she made fun of you. She said, Alex only
likes you for the money. He could do better. You're
he's too young, you should find and she was poking
fun at you, and you were laughing it off, but
she was harsh. She was kind of like it was
almost like an overstrand roast. And people were texting in,
that's so mean. Why she being mean? She's a guest
(06:04):
while you're putting up with her. And I said, well,
she's joking. That's how we joke. And they said, well,
that's not how we joke. Where I'm from, we wouldn't
do that. And it reminded me of a conversation I
had last week while we're on vacation. I had to
call our medical benefits company. I was trying to log
in and it said invalid log in. I've been using
them for years, so I called them up and the
man said, well, you haven't logged in before you need
(06:25):
to set up an account, is it, sir? You're not
listening to me. I've logged in a few times. In fact,
I logged in two weeks ago now it's saying I
don't have an account. Well, I checked my records. You
don't have an account. You've never logged in before, and
this one back and forth. I said, sir, please, I
just need you to understand. I totally get that I'm
not in there, but I was, so we get addressed
the problem. And he says, well, sir, you don't need
to get rude with me. I'm just trying to help you.
And I wasn't. I was being nice me And I said, oh,
(06:48):
let me explain, sir, I'm from New York and I
sometimes sound like I'm in a hurry where I sound agitated,
but that's just me trying to get to the point.
I wasn't trying to be rude. And he says, oh,
that explains we're not really good at sure coding things right,
and uh and and Brody, you are more that way
than a lot of people. Absolutely absolutely. I you could
probably sense my frustration level with people aren't getting what
(07:12):
I'm saying. But I wasn't being rude per se. But
as soon as I said I was from New York,
he went, oh, I've dealt with New Yorkers before. There
are there are situations here at work, we don't have
to get into details. Where there are people here who
are New Yorkers who you rubbed the wrong way sometimes
with with your communication skills, I would say it's their
lack of understanding of my communications skill. Okay, look, you
(07:34):
guys know me. People listen to me on the podcast,
they know it's a it's a, it's stick. I am
a genuinely nice person. Yes, I genuinely sometimes come up
a little sarcastic and intentionally, and sometimes I come up
sarcastically very intentionally, but usually I'm just speaking and like
Jaw said to me, goes Brodie, why why did you
come in here and like snap at me about the chair?
I said, no, no I didn't. I just said I
need the chair right away. I had to get back
(07:56):
in the studio. No, you come in here and you
all like huffing and puffing, and I well, I just
speak fast sometimes, and so everyone listening and everyone I
work with, if you listen to the party, it's never
my intention to be rude or hurtful or snippy. Usually
my face will tell you if I'm like, I'm really
being snippy, if I'm angry. But if you're like I
(08:16):
wonder how he meant that. I didn't. So the question
is this go ahead. That's how it is with Scary.
I feel like a lot of people think Scary's always
yelling at them, and but he's not. But that's that
he's not yelling you in the mean way though that's Scary.
He doesn't know how to talk. He gets passionate, and
he gets crazy and he starts screaming. But okay, here's
my question that Danielle. Do we want Brody our brother
of twenty years. Do we want him to be brody
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and sometimes rub us the wrong way? Pure honesty, pure, pure, pure,
pure Brodie, or do we want him to think about it,
be careful, be measured with how he responds to things
like I don't know, I don't know, I want pure pure.
It reminds me of a lot of times you'll see
um singers, people creative people, and they may have like
(09:00):
depression problems whatever, and they'll take medication, but then that
stifles their creativity and then I can't write music, I
can't paint, I can't I can't write books. Whatever they do.
I feel like if I would have toned down or
to be that careful, then what I'm good at, which is,
you know, quick thinking and fast responses. If I lost that,
then it wouldn't be who I am and I so
(09:21):
sometimes I would say, let's say, seventy percent a time
I say something very quickly and it's funny, and thirty
percent a time I say something very quickly and it
was you should before he said that. Well, which leads
me to another thing that happened this morning when I
told a listener to shut up look but saying that,
you know it was it was something that everyone does,
(09:43):
like you got frustrated and then your frustration came out,
but that happens to everyone. The majority of the listeners
who texted in were very very upset that I said that.
Brody will tell you he was watching the same text
messages I saw. They were very upset that I and
I and as I after I said it, I'm like, wow,
that was that was a bit hard, Yeah, And then
I paid the price. I think a lot of times.
(10:03):
I mean, because we're on the air, obviously you know
you notice it more. But if we do it, but
people do that in their everyday life, always say something
and later on you go, oh my gosh, why did
I here's the difference. When you're in your everyday life,
right you you're having a conversation with someone, yea, you
you're you're mostly kind of slow talking. You're thinking about
what you're saying, and you probably wouldn't say to your
friend if you just shut up, I can get a
(10:24):
word in. But when you're running a morning show, speaking
live for four hours and talking to a total strange stranger,
hands Scar, he's on your shoulder trying to pass your
notes and Nate. Once you go to commercial and you
get to play a song, sometimes your your inside brain
comes out your mouth and you don't mean it to
and you can't always think. And the same way with me.
I could be at a funeral and if there's an
opportunity to tell a great pun, I might like, oh
(10:47):
my god, that's why she's stiff, you know, and like,
oh god, how could you say that? Now? It was
funny on the way out, but and like ten seconds later,
when the average person would have had time to think
about it, they wouldn't have said it. I don't have
time to think about what I say, because that's what
makes me good at my job is I don't think
about it. I just write it down here. I say, well,
the majority of the time I'm safe, and the things
that dude just come out without thinking are okay. But
(11:08):
this time it wasn't. And I do genuinely, genuinely regret
using the words shut up. Oh your face dropped after
you said it. Well, there was a little silence. Yeah anyway, Yeah, whatever,
I gotta move on, you do. I'm trying to find
her and give her a thousand dollars. We did. We
(11:29):
even put her phone number in Facebook, figuring if you
because you register your phone number when you sign him
for an account, and when you put in her phone
number on Facebook, it says not found. Can when you
call someone you can't make your phone number not a
real number? Right, Yeah, you can't do on the phone.
She wouldn't have done that. I mean, no, there's there's
a glitch somewhere. We'll find her. Jacqueline, if you're listening,
I owe you one thousand dollars. And she didn't hang
(11:52):
up upsets. So my guess is I think she was
staying a little bit. But what do you you're on
the radio, where are you gonna do? Be really faster
in your feet and say, how dare you Elvis. That
was really rude. She was probably just didn't know what
to think. She's probably in shock that someone a total
stranger said shut up. Maybe her friends called her and said,
I heard you on the radio until that man told
you to be quiet. But people, Daniel, people were texting
(12:12):
and they were very upset. They called me, may I
use the words? They called me an asshole, they called
me a dick. Well, the worst part is you apologized, right,
but because we have a delay, they were still giving
you nasty text Plus we're on in four time zones,
so every hour the insults were coming in. I said,
I told her to shut up four in four different
times I had When that happens when I get a
story wrong in the entertainment report of my shit, four
(12:36):
different time zones are going to hear that. But how
often does that happen? Every every day? Because I make
up most of this stuff? I got to tell you
and I and I admitted today that I regret it
doing it. I just I've lived this life where I
just rarely ever regret anything. There are some things I
wish I would not have done, and but I learned
(12:56):
from them. But I regret to me as something different
to me. Regret is really truly wishing you could rewind
any race and every mistake I've made in my life typically,
and I don't want to rewind any race, but that
one I wish I could. We've all snapped at people
like I'll like, say, I yelled at somebody, and I'll go,
you know what, strangers, Yeah, strangers are like scary, and
(13:17):
I'll go, hey, scary, Sorry yelled at you. But I
don't regret how I felt when I yelled at him.
You genuinely regretted how you like that whole thing. Yes,
it wasn't like you're like, yeah, you know what, she
deserved it, but I shouldn't said it. No, No No, you
were like, she didn't deserve it and I shouldn't have
said it. But you know, heat to the moment you're like,
I know you meant you know, if I can't wear
an edge wise ha ha ha, And it came of
like if you just shut up, because you know, because
(13:42):
sometimes you look at the listeners as our friends and
and we're very right, and sometimes when you cast, that's
what makes you good at what you do is you
treat the listeners like people, you know, but sometimes they're
not really people you know, but you like the way
Barbara Cochran talked to you. She talked that way to
you because you've had dinner with her, your friends with her,
and so you talk to the listeners like the same
way you asked them about oh my god, how's your
(14:03):
how's your husband doing? Or you you you commend a
police officer. You were talking to her like she was
like a friend on the phone. But you can't always
talk to friends like gonna do, Danielle. I do it
all the time at home. If Sheldon and I have
a fight, and I'll go I never think before I speak.
When it comes to that, which is terrible. I will
(14:23):
walk upstairs and I'll go, ship, I really shouldn't have
said that, And then he and I later on, like
I'll say I'm really sorry, and he goes, I know,
but you can't take that back. You've already said it.
You've already done the damage, and like, I know it's
the true, though, Danielle. We hurt the ones we love
the most because we feel like, well, they're stuck with me.
I can say what I want. Yeah, well we'll figure
it out. We'll iron it out. We're gonna have more
(14:44):
differences later, but we'll figure it out. But with her,
I don't. We may lose her as a listener. We
may lose other people as as listeners because they didn't
like how I told her to shut up. Now, the
reason I told her to shut up is she didn't
kind of go on and on. She did, But I
think I honestly think that she was trying to in
her because she's thinking of it not in the normal
(15:05):
speech that we would understand, like she's thinking of it
a professional speech you're trying to explain. I think she
was trying to explain it to us, but she was
having a hard time of explaining it to us and
breaking it down in layman's terms. Do you know what
I mean? There was a tough explanation, but people don't
speak when they call the way we talk, and people
expect to hear. So she maybe gave more of an
NPR explanation or a cable news explanation. And this is
(15:26):
fast paced. Let's go play Seawan Mendez. I gotta get
to work, so they look. There were people in Elvis's defense.
There were people texting and saying we get it, stop,
move on, or goodbye, ma'am. And so you know, not
everyone's radio professionals like we are. Is that it? Yeah,
we're done what we talked for fifteen minutes. Yeah, well
(15:46):
that's why Elvis looked at us and held up a
sign and said, if you could, you shut up. I
did not. Tomorrow. Liam Pain's on with us. We're gonna alright, alright,
shut up. The fifteen minute Morning Show
As we get into the fifteen minute morning show, let's
talk about Blue Apron. You know, we love Blue Apron
and they have this really cool thing going on until
May one. Blue Aprons teaming up with our friends at Airbnb,
so wherever on this earth you can rent an Airbnb.
There's great food from there, inspiring dishes in your deliveries
from Blue Apron until May twenty one. For instance, ce
see this great chef from Shanghai makes this incredible Kung
(00:22):
pound chicken, and now you're gonna make incredible Kung pop chicken.
How about steak free with roasted broccoli and lemon aoli
from Paris, the beef and panadas with roasted sweet potatoes
and creamy zucchini from Buenos Areas. The list goes on
and on. The menus are so great you can take
a trip and never leave the farm. Blue Apron with
twelve new recipes every week. You can choose two, three,
four recipes based on what fits your schedule, and they
(00:43):
don't send food that you don't want to eat. Blue
Apron uses non GMO ingredients and meet with no added hormones,
and you can make these dishes and under forty five minutes.
Check out the menus now blue Apron dot com slash fifteen.
As in fifteen minute morning Show. You get your first
three meals for free if you go to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen. What would you talk about on
(01:06):
your on your podcast? Firm represents minute morning show? Well well, well, well,
well here we go again, another fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi, Danielle,
good morning, him Broading. Hello. You can't say good morning,
good afternoon, to good evening. It could be any whatever.
(01:28):
So it's just the three of us. Yeah, what are
we gonna talk about? We're abandoned. We're the three most
brilliant Brian brains on the show. Well two of you are?
Is it including you know? That's not including me? The
first to tell you, I'm not. I think with the
three of us we should be able to come up
with something worthy of a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
(01:50):
I'll tell you something I've noticed. We're going to Miami
this week for the Dysfunctional Family Vacations. Yes, we're going
to a beautiful hotel eating Rock Miami Beach. In Rock
Miami Beach, and everyone is complaining about how they have
to pack and how they don't have their summer clothes ready,
and they have to buy this and that and the
other thing. Why aren't we more excited about going to
(02:12):
this amazing I'm excited, but people are stressing about packing.
First of all, let me be very clear, I'm not
stressing at all. Okay, I'm stressed and scary was Garrett
because we don't have our warm weather clothing ready? Oh
I got mine ready, mind ready too. And we've we've
been spending time on Norwegian Bliss. We've got we've got
summertime clothes ready to My stuff's in the attic, so
I have to do the spring go up in the attic,
(02:34):
bring the long sleeve thermals up, and then bring the
I think a lot of people are like that because
a lot of people don't have enough room where they
have to do the switch over. I don't have that
kind of room, so I haven't done the full switch
over yet. I'm not stressing at all. I'm so excited.
First of all, Eating Rock Miami Beach is such an
incredible hotel resort. Basically, they've got a new restaurant. I'm
dying to try, and we're gonna be with our friends.
(02:54):
But let's go ahead and can we take a vote
on our idea for next year's Dysfunctional Family vacation. It's original.
So here we are, you know we are. We are
broadcasting from New York. This is our home home, home base,
home Base. We want to do the Elvis Durant Morning
Show Dysfunctional Staycation where you come stay with us. So
(03:15):
if you live in New York, we all get a
hotel and stay together, or and we can do New
York things. I would we go see a Broadway show,
we go to a nice dinner. I'm sure Bobby Flay
will let us use his restaurant. I'm ready, let's go.
When you first said it, I thought that's kind of weird.
But then I thought, wait a minute. I don't have
to pay for airport parking right right. If I need
more clothing, I can just drive home for a minute
(03:37):
and get something and come back. If I forgot something
like oh I forgot to pack toothpaste, I just go
home and get it and come back. It's a great idea,
So I think we're gonna We're gonna do that next year.
There's got to be a way to pull that off.
So vote now. Uh tweet at Elvis duran at Elvis Duran,
Yes or no? For the Elvis Duran morning show Dysfunctional
Family Staycation. Can I tell you something about the our vacation.
(03:58):
So this is really a girl old thing. But you
know how for years I have been the most uncomfortable
person when it comes to buying bathing suits. And then
last year I got the breast reduction done right for
the first you know whatever, but still it was kind
of in the settling stages and whatever. This is the
first year did I am actually comfortable wearing a bikini
(04:18):
out in public because of my breast eyes. Now we
have a company that's actually one of the sponsors on
the Dysfunctional Vacation, Coco Rave Swim or Coco Rave. They
sent bathing suits for all of us to try, all
the girls on the show. I put them on and
I couldn't believe. I was just like I almost cried
because I was like, oh my gosh, my boobs actually
look normal and I'm comfortable and I'm okay. And I
(04:40):
went outside to my husband, I said, Shell, what do
you think and he goes, that looks so good. It
is such a different feeling when you're comfortable for something
like that. It was just look, I'll tell you and
I'll tell everyone listening. You know, we've known Danielle, she's
been our sister for over twenty years, and every summer
you would get that, you would get that sadness when
(05:02):
it came time to try on bathing suit, and it
was it's a different It's a when you're comfortable in
your own skin. Look, whether you're skinny or heavy, or
big boobs, a little boobs, it's great to be comfortable
in your own skin. On the other side, for Dave
Brody in his bathing suit, you need to get that
penis enlargement you've been thinking about. You put a banana
and if I could have your leftover stuff that they
(05:23):
took out of your breast, I would put that in
like a little packet and put that in there. That'd
be great. Okay, we've got work to do, all right,
So what do we need to cover from the show
we did earlier on the Wednesday show. Well, Barbara Corkorand
was here. She was amazing. He's amazing, And she's trying
to take your boyfriend and set him up with someone else. Yeah,
that part I'm not into. But by the way, a
(05:43):
lot of people were texting in saying that she was upset,
and they were upset at her talking to me like that.
So she made fun of you. She said, Alex only
likes you for the money. He could do better. You're
he's too young, you should find and she was poking
fun at you, and you were laughing it off, but
she was harsh. She was kind of like it was
almost like an overstrand roast. And people were texting in,
that's so mean. Why she being mean? She's a guest
(06:04):
while you're putting up with her. And I said, well,
she's joking. That's how we joke. And they said, well,
that's not how we joke. Where I'm from, we wouldn't
do that. And it reminded me of a conversation I
had last week while we're on vacation. I had to
call our medical benefits company. I was trying to log
in and it said invalid log in. I've been using
them for years, so I called them up and the
man said, well, you haven't logged in before you need
(06:25):
to set up an account, is it, sir? You're not
listening to me. I've logged in a few times. In fact,
I logged in two weeks ago now it's saying I
don't have an account. Well, I checked my records. You
don't have an account. You've never logged in before, and
this one back and forth. I said, sir, please, I
just need you to understand. I totally get that I'm
not in there, but I was, so we get addressed
the problem. And he says, well, sir, you don't need
to get rude with me. I'm just trying to help you.
And I wasn't. I was being nice me And I said, oh,
(06:48):
let me explain, sir, I'm from New York and I
sometimes sound like I'm in a hurry where I sound agitated,
but that's just me trying to get to the point.
I wasn't trying to be rude. And he says, oh,
that explains we're not really good at sure coding things right,
and uh and and Brody, you are more that way
than a lot of people. Absolutely absolutely. I you could
probably sense my frustration level with people aren't getting what
(07:12):
I'm saying. But I wasn't being rude per se. But
as soon as I said I was from New York,
he went, oh, I've dealt with New Yorkers before. There
are there are situations here at work, we don't have
to get into details. Where there are people here who
are New Yorkers who you rubbed the wrong way sometimes
with with your communication skills, I would say it's their
lack of understanding of my communications skill. Okay, look, you
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guys know me. People listen to me on the podcast,
they know it's a it's a, it's stick. I am
a genuinely nice person. Yes, I genuinely sometimes come up
a little sarcastic and intentionally, and sometimes I come up
sarcastically very intentionally, but usually I'm just speaking and like
Jaw said to me, goes Brodie, why why did you
come in here and like snap at me about the chair?
I said, no, no I didn't. I just said I
need the chair right away. I had to get back
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in the studio. No, you come in here and you
all like huffing and puffing, and I well, I just
speak fast sometimes, and so everyone listening and everyone I
work with, if you listen to the party, it's never
my intention to be rude or hurtful or snippy. Usually
my face will tell you if I'm like, I'm really
being snippy, if I'm angry. But if you're like I
(08:16):
wonder how he meant that. I didn't. So the question
is this go ahead. That's how it is with Scary.
I feel like a lot of people think Scary's always
yelling at them, and but he's not. But that's that
he's not yelling you in the mean way though that's Scary.
He doesn't know how to talk. He gets passionate, and
he gets crazy and he starts screaming. But okay, here's
my question that Danielle. Do we want Brody our brother
of twenty years. Do we want him to be brody
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and sometimes rub us the wrong way? Pure honesty, pure, pure, pure,
pure Brodie, or do we want him to think about it,
be careful, be measured with how he responds to things
like I don't know, I don't know, I want pure pure.
It reminds me of a lot of times you'll see
um singers, people creative people, and they may have like
(09:00):
depression problems whatever, and they'll take medication, but then that
stifles their creativity and then I can't write music, I
can't paint, I can't I can't write books. Whatever they do.
I feel like if I would have toned down or
to be that careful, then what I'm good at, which is,
you know, quick thinking and fast responses. If I lost that,
then it wouldn't be who I am and I so
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sometimes I would say, let's say, seventy percent a time
I say something very quickly and it's funny, and thirty
percent a time I say something very quickly and it
was you should before he said that. Well, which leads
me to another thing that happened this morning when I
told a listener to shut up look but saying that,
you know it was it was something that everyone does,
(09:43):
like you got frustrated and then your frustration came out,
but that happens to everyone. The majority of the listeners
who texted in were very very upset that I said that.
Brody will tell you he was watching the same text
messages I saw. They were very upset that I and
I and as I after I said it, I'm like, wow,
that was that was a bit hard, Yeah, And then
I paid the price. I think a lot of times.
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I mean, because we're on the air, obviously you know
you notice it more. But if we do it, but
people do that in their everyday life, always say something
and later on you go, oh my gosh, why did
I here's the difference. When you're in your everyday life,
right you you're having a conversation with someone, yea, you
you're you're mostly kind of slow talking. You're thinking about
what you're saying, and you probably wouldn't say to your
friend if you just shut up, I can get a
(10:24):
word in. But when you're running a morning show, speaking
live for four hours and talking to a total strange stranger,
hands Scar, he's on your shoulder trying to pass your
notes and Nate. Once you go to commercial and you
get to play a song, sometimes your your inside brain
comes out your mouth and you don't mean it to
and you can't always think. And the same way with me.
I could be at a funeral and if there's an
opportunity to tell a great pun, I might like, oh
(10:47):
my god, that's why she's stiff, you know, and like,
oh god, how could you say that? Now? It was
funny on the way out, but and like ten seconds later,
when the average person would have had time to think
about it, they wouldn't have said it. I don't have
time to think about what I say, because that's what
makes me good at my job is I don't think
about it. I just write it down here. I say, well,
the majority of the time I'm safe, and the things
that dude just come out without thinking are okay. But
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this time it wasn't. And I do genuinely, genuinely regret
using the words shut up. Oh your face dropped after
you said it. Well, there was a little silence. Yeah anyway, Yeah, whatever,
I gotta move on, you do. I'm trying to find
her and give her a thousand dollars. We did. We
(11:29):
even put her phone number in Facebook, figuring if you
because you register your phone number when you sign him
for an account, and when you put in her phone
number on Facebook, it says not found. Can when you
call someone you can't make your phone number not a
real number? Right, Yeah, you can't do on the phone.
She wouldn't have done that. I mean, no, there's there's
a glitch somewhere. We'll find her. Jacqueline, if you're listening,
I owe you one thousand dollars. And she didn't hang
(11:52):
up upsets. So my guess is I think she was
staying a little bit. But what do you you're on
the radio, where are you gonna do? Be really faster
in your feet and say, how dare you Elvis. That
was really rude. She was probably just didn't know what
to think. She's probably in shock that someone a total
stranger said shut up. Maybe her friends called her and said,
I heard you on the radio until that man told
you to be quiet. But people, Daniel, people were texting
(12:12):
and they were very upset. They called me, may I
use the words? They called me an asshole, they called
me a dick. Well, the worst part is you apologized, right,
but because we have a delay, they were still giving
you nasty text Plus we're on in four time zones,
so every hour the insults were coming in. I said,
I told her to shut up four in four different
times I had When that happens when I get a
story wrong in the entertainment report of my shit, four
(12:36):
different time zones are going to hear that. But how
often does that happen? Every every day? Because I make
up most of this stuff? I got to tell you
and I and I admitted today that I regret it
doing it. I just I've lived this life where I
just rarely ever regret anything. There are some things I
wish I would not have done, and but I learned
(12:56):
from them. But I regret to me as something different
to me. Regret is really truly wishing you could rewind
any race and every mistake I've made in my life typically,
and I don't want to rewind any race, but that
one I wish I could. We've all snapped at people
like I'll like, say, I yelled at somebody, and I'll go,
you know what, strangers, Yeah, strangers are like scary, and
(13:17):
I'll go, hey, scary, Sorry yelled at you. But I
don't regret how I felt when I yelled at him.
You genuinely regretted how you like that whole thing. Yes,
it wasn't like you're like, yeah, you know what, she
deserved it, but I shouldn't said it. No, No No, you
were like, she didn't deserve it and I shouldn't have
said it. But you know, heat to the moment you're like,
I know you meant you know, if I can't wear
an edge wise ha ha ha, And it came of
like if you just shut up, because you know, because
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sometimes you look at the listeners as our friends and
and we're very right, and sometimes when you cast, that's
what makes you good at what you do is you
treat the listeners like people, you know, but sometimes they're
not really people you know, but you like the way
Barbara Cochran talked to you. She talked that way to
you because you've had dinner with her, your friends with her,
and so you talk to the listeners like the same
way you asked them about oh my god, how's your
(14:03):
how's your husband doing? Or you you you commend a
police officer. You were talking to her like she was
like a friend on the phone. But you can't always
talk to friends like gonna do, Danielle. I do it
all the time at home. If Sheldon and I have
a fight, and I'll go I never think before I speak.
When it comes to that, which is terrible. I will
(14:23):
walk upstairs and I'll go, ship, I really shouldn't have
said that, And then he and I later on, like
I'll say I'm really sorry, and he goes, I know,
but you can't take that back. You've already said it.
You've already done the damage, and like, I know it's
the true, though, Danielle. We hurt the ones we love
the most because we feel like, well, they're stuck with me.
I can say what I want. Yeah, well we'll figure
it out. We'll iron it out. We're gonna have more
(14:44):
differences later, but we'll figure it out. But with her,
I don't. We may lose her as a listener. We
may lose other people as as listeners because they didn't
like how I told her to shut up. Now, the
reason I told her to shut up is she didn't
kind of go on and on. She did, But I
think I honestly think that she was trying to in
her because she's thinking of it not in the normal
(15:05):
speech that we would understand, like she's thinking of it
a professional speech you're trying to explain. I think she
was trying to explain it to us, but she was
having a hard time of explaining it to us and
breaking it down in layman's terms. Do you know what
I mean? There was a tough explanation, but people don't
speak when they call the way we talk, and people
expect to hear. So she maybe gave more of an
NPR explanation or a cable news explanation. And this is
(15:26):
fast paced. Let's go play Seawan Mendez. I gotta get
to work, so they look. There were people in Elvis's defense.
There were people texting and saying we get it, stop,
move on, or goodbye, ma'am. And so you know, not
everyone's radio professionals like we are. Is that it? Yeah,
we're done what we talked for fifteen minutes. Yeah, well
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that's why Elvis looked at us and held up a
sign and said, if you could, you shut up. I
did not. Tomorrow. Liam Pain's on with us. We're gonna alright, alright,
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