April 19, 2018 • 15 mins
Danielle is trying her BEST not to curse for 24 hours! We talk about growing up and cursing!
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dot com slash fifteen. What would you talk about on
your on your podcast firms show, This experiment is not
going very well. Oh five am so so far? So
(01:04):
if you don't know what we're doing, this is Danielle
by the way in the room is Scary and Nate
and Brody, and I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I
just brody and Scary and Nate and me. Okay, So
Elvis and I are trying not to curse for twenty
four hours. I was doing really well until we got
off the air, and now I have cursed since nine
(01:26):
three this morning, four times and it's only ten oh
five and Elvis is on his fifth. Well, so I have,
but I wrote down everything I've said so tomorrow morning
on the show, as long as I remember them all,
I'm gonna I can't say what I said, but at
least I can tell you how many times Danielle and
Elvis both cursed on account of me at least once. Yeah,
(01:49):
because I was the reason. I was the trigger behind
Danielle's curse. Scary has done so well on his Dr
Fat Lost diet, and then I feel like, you know,
he just after he's done, he just throws it to
the wind and just eats everything and been binging the
Tates cookies, brownies and pecan pie things. No, but you
hear you, hear this. This is the rapper from the
(02:10):
Peak Cam Brownie. I wasn't going to eat, but you
and you're dr fetlaw'st guy will tell you everything in moderation.
But when you eat the brownie, the cookies don many
wonderful flavors to eat, yes, but you can eat some tomorrow.
We started this podcast six and a half minutes late
because Scary was sampling all the cookies in these in
(02:30):
these bags of Tates cookies. By had to tell him,
please go, please go run the podcast, and I'm like, oh,
I knew I was forgetting something. Oh, I have to
do that. I find it funny that you can't get
through thirty minutes because I don't a lot of times
I don't curse like at people like you're. I don't.
(02:52):
I don't really call people to cursed to emphasize. So
like I'm like, Scary, you're really going off to bleep
and rails, like it was an emphasis on what you're doing.
Somebody texted, and somebody texted in that people who curse
a lot are unintelligent and unimaginative, and I wrote them
back and I said, that's not correct. A lot of
very bright people, i'd like to think me included, use
(03:14):
profanity to accentuate their feelings and emotion, and they're trying
to convey a thought. I don't say look, du do
I You know? If I say some If I use
the F word, it's to emphasize the uh the noun
that comes after it, well, you know whatever, the or
the or the verb uh. And so it's not that
I don't have a lot of words to think of.
I could go through a thesaurus and use a million
(03:36):
adjectives and verbs and nouns, but I'm still gonna put
the F in front of it. If I want to
show angry, I am like, close that door. No matter
how yell much I yell closed the door, it has
a different vibe to it when I yell closed the
bleeping door. That's how I feel. And it's just games.
What are we trying to prove. I'm just trying to
(03:57):
prove to myself that I can do it if I
put my mind to it, more than anything. But okay,
I remember when I was Yeah, I remember when I
was a kid, and we my mom and dad never
swore ever, and my dad was a truck driver for
crying out loud, and like, I never swore. What is
it about truck drivers that we assume they cursed they
drive in a truck alone all day traffic, like curse
(04:19):
like a sailor. They don't don't curse that much. But
my dad st defying the stereotype, never really swore. But
when I started to swear, even when I said it
in private, like, my heart started to race, and I
would get nervous because I was saying something that I
shouldn't say. So when I would go to confession, because
I was raised cats like, I'm like, I said the
S word four times and I said g D three times,
(04:44):
and then the priests were going to say, a hail Mary,
You'll be fine, right, but I was so nervous. However,
at this point in my life, I'll say it. I
don't give a ship. I'll say it right now. I don't.
I just look, are you gonna play the game? I
get it. My problem with the whole cursing thing is
when people confus whose insults with curses now insults. You
were raised as a child not to say insults and
(05:05):
their rude and you don't want to say him in school,
But that's not what a curses. The word bitch when
you call someone a bitch, is that you're saying that
act like a pressy dog, a bitch is a female dog.
That's where it came from. And when you call someone
a jackass, you're not calling them the hole in your butt.
You're saying you're as dumb as a mule, as a donkey.
A jackass is a donkey. So when you call someone
(05:25):
a jackass, that means they're stupid like a farm animal.
It's not a curse as much as it's an insult.
Have you to go. You said jackass on the air,
You said bitch on the air. Bitch, please, you can
say that word on the radio. It's not a curse.
It's just not nice. Damn in that category attends on
your level of religion. You can't say God and damn
to something that get upset it with that because using
(05:46):
God's name in a certain way. But when you say
damn it, you're not meaning it as a curse. You're
just like frustrated by the situation. You're damning the situation.
All these people that were texting in earlier that said
the word jackass and the word our curses, those are
not I said not that they are to some people.
You can't make them curses. You can't say they're a curse.
If I say chocolates a curse. Don't say chocolate. You're like, well,
(06:07):
Brodie's chocolates curse. So it's a curse. That's why the
radio rule is a good barometer. But nobody wanted to
follow that. If you could say it on the radio,
then then it's not a curse. But you technically can
get away with saying things on the radio as long
as they're with the exception of the F word. Uh.
You know, I could scary as a dick, right, But
you can't ever use the C word right any context.
(06:29):
You can't. You can't use the effort in any context.
By the way, if you don't know what to see
where the effort are good for you. I congratulate you
know we're doing right now. We're pretty much like teasing Danielle,
like we're saying here, I can't say them. Garrett just
walked in late. She cursed twice before you walk I've
been writing down, Garrett. So when I was getting my
makeup done for after Elvis, I was cursing. So I
(06:52):
why were you cursing getting your makeup done? Five? Because
we were talking. I was emphasizing a story. I have
curse five times and twenty fun but when I was
a kid, my mom used to tell me I never
cursed until I had children. But they didn't really curse
a lot of my house either, like you were saying,
And for some reason, my friends all cursed. So that's
where I think I got it from. I remember the
(07:14):
neighbors telling my mom your found daughter, and you said, here,
what's coming out of her mouth? My mother was like, sorry.
Up in the Bronx, like Scar and I grew up
in Brooklyn, there was nobody in our neighborhood that didn't
curse or whatever. Like question the fact that you cursed.
Remember everybody curse, which is also, by the way, why Brodie,
(07:34):
I'm kind of shocked that your daughter is like almost
freaks out about cursing because she doesn't. She hear it
around you so much. That's what I was trusting curle things.
So on the Big Show, I said, my fifteen year
old daughter really gets upset when I say, like ship
or clean your ship up. She gets upset. What did
she say? She says, Dad, don't don't don't curse like that,
you know what bothers me. So she wants me to say, like,
clean your crap up. She won't clean up either way.
(07:56):
She would go around in her life addressing everybody that
cours don't know she does at school, I'm telling you,
I'm her father. She doesn't want her father to curse.
Now she listens to uncensored hip hop. That's where and
it's the most this look. I'm not offended by the
hip hop at all, but the singers, the rappers cursed
like crazy, and I'm demeaning to people as part of
the educational lyrics. But she's not offended by that. That's
(08:19):
my point. She's not offended by that because it's a
perform it's art. It's like music is art, but when
it comes from fear being artistic. Yeah, so someone said
I should sing to her when I curse the ship.
It's so funny. When I started in radio Double Standard,
the guy that was teaching me and basically the first
morning show host I ever worked with, he said, a
(08:40):
morning show is a group of friends sitting at the
kitchen table adding a conversation. The difference is your grandmother
is listening in the corner. That's how you don't swear,
and you get through a conversation. Then I remember thinking,
my grandmother swore like a sailor because I remember when
I was like, I was like four years old, and
my brothers and I were jumping down on the bed
and she's links the door open, goes, what do you
(09:01):
assholes doing? And I still remember that's one of my
first memories of my grandm You have the clipper her
mom's so if you remember, I don't know if if
we talked about this podcast or not, but Scary said
that our parents most people's parents would not know what
WTF means, and I said, absolutely, my mom and your
mom are from Brooklyn, they know. So we called well, no, no, no,
(09:22):
not a Brooklyn thing. All just said, when you're from Brooklyn,
you're comfortable with those words if you write it down
on a t if you write it in a text,
w t F. I didn't think my parents knew with that. Man,
you have your dad too. By the way that these
are beaped right, these are we got to beat them.
On the Brooklyn Boys podcast episode one or two, we
called our our parents one thank you famless plug episode one.
There's an episode zero by the way, real fans know
(09:43):
that episode one we called them and and are all
three of our parents were like, absolutely, I can't can't
find anyway. My mother was like, yeah, it means what
then and Scarce fathers like, it means, what the funk?
You want to talk to your mom? Is Anthony's on
the phone. He wants to know ask you a question,
why Anthony I'm is? He Well, I'm from Brooklyn. I
mean's what the fuck? See, my mom wouldn't say that.
(10:06):
The F word does not come out of here. Your
parents are weird being from the bronx They're not Bronxie. No,
they're not Bronxie at all. And when I talked to
my mom on the phone and if I let one stuff,
she's like Danny and I'm like, I'm sorry, mom. Oh wow,
did she have punishment for you if you too much
in the house. I didn't really swear in the house
in front of them, It was more with my friends outside.
Imagine your mom met the pope and then that's the
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first time she cursed, Oh my godness, probably Chris in
her head because she can't believe she met the pope.
When when I went to England. So in England, there's
a lot of different words that are not you know,
like you can't say like fanny in England, means something
totally different. Right, it's the C word here. So even rubber,
Like if you say rubber in there is an eracer here,
(10:47):
it's a condo, right, so it's different. So there's a
word bollocks, which there. It's kind of like a slang
curse word. I guess, like, you don't you don't really
say it. You don't really say something like that, all right,
it can be have a couple meetings. Well, We're sitting
around the table with Grandma in England and all the
you know, and I wanted to show that I knew
weren't from England. So we're all sitting there and I
(11:10):
let bollocks come out of my mouth or or one
of those words, and Ma and it was like the
record player. Everyone at the table just stopped eating looked
up at me. Oh wow, Dan, Yeah, like I curson on.
I said something like bollocks or wanker or something like
that in front of Grandma And you don't say that there,
(11:30):
And it was bad. And I it was the first
time I was meeting sorry what husband, It is British
and you know, and I'm trying to make a good
impression the first time I meet everyone and yet I
didn't not going well, not good? Is he also sensitive
over here? This is why all people left? Why do
you sound so weird over here? Sound nothing like you
(11:52):
do back home? And we played the Curdie b song
earlier this morning to start show and everybody's sexing it.
Oh my god, there's so many Spanish wear words and
don't like I don't sorry, John Ivy doesn't know Spanish. Yeah,
he's not our master censor. Yeah, well there's there's either slang.
(12:13):
So the guy that you know, John Ivy, who beas
he's our top forty director. I think he's a great guy.
He was my boss for a long time. He's the
one that kind of oversees the music that goes into
our system when people text in and say why did
you bet? And every once in a while one will
get by him because it's slang that's just coming out
that he doesn't know about this. So there was I
(12:33):
think it was and the East Side Boys it was
get low yeah, and the words as skeets, skeet, skeats keat.
So this thing is just blaring over the radio for months,
skeet skeat skates. So then one person goes up to
John because I can't believe you left that in there.
I mean, you're usually pretty good with these things. He's
(12:53):
what are you talking about, like skeet? What about skeet? Well,
you know what's it is and I'm not gonna say
what it is, but just go to Urban Dictionary and
when he found he goes, I can't believe we left
that in the song. Gonna take ski out someone. If
someone decides, like a rap song, if you make up
a word and then tell you fans this is what
it means, it doesn't suddenly become a curse. No, that's true.
(13:16):
That's a good point. You know. It's like on fleek
wasn't a thing to let girl on the web on
the video was like my eyebrowser on fleek and people like, oh,
they became a viral video. But let's say her fleek.
She said it was a curse, and people saying fleak,
you're not really cursing. It's not a word. Skeates not
a word. You go skeate shooting, you're shooting the clay pigeons.
I'm not buying that as a curse. It's a slang
(13:37):
word for sexual slang word. Alright, But if you ask
most people to go, what do you think skeet means
they're not gonna go. Well, that's that thing. You depends
how rich they are. Skate shoot, scap shoot all the time, bullocks,
then yeah, quit being a winker and take off your
fanny path passed me a fag by the way, that
(13:58):
means cigarettes in England, and they say blow a fag.
That's to smoke a cigarette. Afterwards. When my husband's my
husband first came over to the States, he came over
in college and he was sitting in school taking a
test and he goes to the lady, the girl next
to him, excuse me, could I borrow your rubber? And
(14:19):
she's like, what like? Because in the face England, she
it was an eraser and so he needed her a racer.
But to her, she was like asking he was asking
for a condom. He had no idea, and he didn't
know why she was upset with him, and he even whispered,
it's her, excuse me, I need to borrow a rubber.
She would like. Back back in the day, from what
(14:41):
I understand, when you'd say you wear rubbers, they were
what we call galoshes. Now it's the rubber you put
over your shoe. Don't nobody wears those, but people would
put like a rubber covering over your shoe you go
out in the rain. They're called galoshes, but people used
to call the rubbers put your rubbers on. Totally different
galoshes anyway. Yeah, so guys would like, yeah, I need
(15:02):
to put my rubbers on before I go out. Now
you wouldn't say that, like, how many rubbers do you need? Dude? Actually,
it's funny the reverse. For me, I knew what rubbers were,
the rubber boots prior to knowing it was a condom. Yeah,
imagine messing those two up there, like rubbers. Why would
you put that on your paenis rubber size twelve place? Now,
(15:23):
if a song had rusty trumbone in the lyrics, would
you have to beat that? I don't know, Depending on
how you're singing about it, you would not like the
guy says, she gave me a rusty trumbone, It was
hard to play like those are fifteen minute morning show
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dot com slash fifteen. What would you talk about on
your on your podcast firms show, This experiment is not
going very well. Oh five am so so far? So
(01:04):
if you don't know what we're doing, this is Danielle
by the way in the room is Scary and Nate
and Brody, and I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I
just brody and Scary and Nate and me. Okay, So
Elvis and I are trying not to curse for twenty
four hours. I was doing really well until we got
off the air, and now I have cursed since nine
(01:26):
three this morning, four times and it's only ten oh
five and Elvis is on his fifth. Well, so I have,
but I wrote down everything I've said so tomorrow morning
on the show, as long as I remember them all,
I'm gonna I can't say what I said, but at
least I can tell you how many times Danielle and
Elvis both cursed on account of me at least once. Yeah,
(01:49):
because I was the reason. I was the trigger behind
Danielle's curse. Scary has done so well on his Dr
Fat Lost diet, and then I feel like, you know,
he just after he's done, he just throws it to
the wind and just eats everything and been binging the
Tates cookies, brownies and pecan pie things. No, but you
hear you, hear this. This is the rapper from the
(02:10):
Peak Cam Brownie. I wasn't going to eat, but you
and you're dr fetlaw'st guy will tell you everything in moderation.
But when you eat the brownie, the cookies don many
wonderful flavors to eat, yes, but you can eat some tomorrow.
We started this podcast six and a half minutes late
because Scary was sampling all the cookies in these in
(02:30):
these bags of Tates cookies. By had to tell him,
please go, please go run the podcast, and I'm like, oh,
I knew I was forgetting something. Oh, I have to
do that. I find it funny that you can't get
through thirty minutes because I don't a lot of times
I don't curse like at people like you're. I don't.
(02:52):
I don't really call people to cursed to emphasize. So
like I'm like, Scary, you're really going off to bleep
and rails, like it was an emphasis on what you're doing.
Somebody texted, and somebody texted in that people who curse
a lot are unintelligent and unimaginative, and I wrote them
back and I said, that's not correct. A lot of
very bright people, i'd like to think me included, use
(03:14):
profanity to accentuate their feelings and emotion, and they're trying
to convey a thought. I don't say look, du do
I You know? If I say some If I use
the F word, it's to emphasize the uh the noun
that comes after it, well, you know whatever, the or
the or the verb uh. And so it's not that
I don't have a lot of words to think of.
I could go through a thesaurus and use a million
(03:36):
adjectives and verbs and nouns, but I'm still gonna put
the F in front of it. If I want to
show angry, I am like, close that door. No matter
how yell much I yell closed the door, it has
a different vibe to it when I yell closed the
bleeping door. That's how I feel. And it's just games.
What are we trying to prove. I'm just trying to
(03:57):
prove to myself that I can do it if I
put my mind to it, more than anything. But okay,
I remember when I was Yeah, I remember when I
was a kid, and we my mom and dad never
swore ever, and my dad was a truck driver for
crying out loud, and like, I never swore. What is
it about truck drivers that we assume they cursed they
drive in a truck alone all day traffic, like curse
(04:19):
like a sailor. They don't don't curse that much. But
my dad st defying the stereotype, never really swore. But
when I started to swear, even when I said it
in private, like, my heart started to race, and I
would get nervous because I was saying something that I
shouldn't say. So when I would go to confession, because
I was raised cats like, I'm like, I said the
S word four times and I said g D three times,
(04:44):
and then the priests were going to say, a hail Mary,
You'll be fine, right, but I was so nervous. However,
at this point in my life, I'll say it. I
don't give a ship. I'll say it right now. I don't.
I just look, are you gonna play the game? I
get it. My problem with the whole cursing thing is
when people confus whose insults with curses now insults. You
were raised as a child not to say insults and
(05:05):
their rude and you don't want to say him in school,
But that's not what a curses. The word bitch when
you call someone a bitch, is that you're saying that
act like a pressy dog, a bitch is a female dog.
That's where it came from. And when you call someone
a jackass, you're not calling them the hole in your butt.
You're saying you're as dumb as a mule, as a donkey.
A jackass is a donkey. So when you call someone
(05:25):
a jackass, that means they're stupid like a farm animal.
It's not a curse as much as it's an insult.
Have you to go. You said jackass on the air,
You said bitch on the air. Bitch, please, you can
say that word on the radio. It's not a curse.
It's just not nice. Damn in that category attends on
your level of religion. You can't say God and damn
to something that get upset it with that because using
(05:46):
God's name in a certain way. But when you say
damn it, you're not meaning it as a curse. You're
just like frustrated by the situation. You're damning the situation.
All these people that were texting in earlier that said
the word jackass and the word our curses, those are
not I said not that they are to some people.
You can't make them curses. You can't say they're a curse.
If I say chocolates a curse. Don't say chocolate. You're like, well,
(06:07):
Brodie's chocolates curse. So it's a curse. That's why the
radio rule is a good barometer. But nobody wanted to
follow that. If you could say it on the radio,
then then it's not a curse. But you technically can
get away with saying things on the radio as long
as they're with the exception of the F word. Uh.
You know, I could scary as a dick, right, But
you can't ever use the C word right any context.
(06:29):
You can't. You can't use the effort in any context.
By the way, if you don't know what to see
where the effort are good for you. I congratulate you
know we're doing right now. We're pretty much like teasing Danielle,
like we're saying here, I can't say them. Garrett just
walked in late. She cursed twice before you walk I've
been writing down, Garrett. So when I was getting my
makeup done for after Elvis, I was cursing. So I
(06:52):
why were you cursing getting your makeup done? Five? Because
we were talking. I was emphasizing a story. I have
curse five times and twenty fun but when I was
a kid, my mom used to tell me I never
cursed until I had children. But they didn't really curse
a lot of my house either, like you were saying,
And for some reason, my friends all cursed. So that's
where I think I got it from. I remember the
(07:14):
neighbors telling my mom your found daughter, and you said, here,
what's coming out of her mouth? My mother was like, sorry.
Up in the Bronx, like Scar and I grew up
in Brooklyn, there was nobody in our neighborhood that didn't
curse or whatever. Like question the fact that you cursed.
Remember everybody curse, which is also, by the way, why Brodie,
(07:34):
I'm kind of shocked that your daughter is like almost
freaks out about cursing because she doesn't. She hear it
around you so much. That's what I was trusting curle things.
So on the Big Show, I said, my fifteen year
old daughter really gets upset when I say, like ship
or clean your ship up. She gets upset. What did
she say? She says, Dad, don't don't don't curse like that,
you know what bothers me. So she wants me to say, like,
clean your crap up. She won't clean up either way.
(07:56):
She would go around in her life addressing everybody that
cours don't know she does at school, I'm telling you,
I'm her father. She doesn't want her father to curse.
Now she listens to uncensored hip hop. That's where and
it's the most this look. I'm not offended by the
hip hop at all, but the singers, the rappers cursed
like crazy, and I'm demeaning to people as part of
the educational lyrics. But she's not offended by that. That's
(08:19):
my point. She's not offended by that because it's a
perform it's art. It's like music is art, but when
it comes from fear being artistic. Yeah, so someone said
I should sing to her when I curse the ship.
It's so funny. When I started in radio Double Standard,
the guy that was teaching me and basically the first
morning show host I ever worked with, he said, a
(08:40):
morning show is a group of friends sitting at the
kitchen table adding a conversation. The difference is your grandmother
is listening in the corner. That's how you don't swear,
and you get through a conversation. Then I remember thinking,
my grandmother swore like a sailor because I remember when
I was like, I was like four years old, and
my brothers and I were jumping down on the bed
and she's links the door open, goes, what do you
(09:01):
assholes doing? And I still remember that's one of my
first memories of my grandm You have the clipper her
mom's so if you remember, I don't know if if
we talked about this podcast or not, but Scary said
that our parents most people's parents would not know what
WTF means, and I said, absolutely, my mom and your
mom are from Brooklyn, they know. So we called well, no, no, no,
(09:22):
not a Brooklyn thing. All just said, when you're from Brooklyn,
you're comfortable with those words if you write it down
on a t if you write it in a text,
w t F. I didn't think my parents knew with that. Man,
you have your dad too. By the way that these
are beaped right, these are we got to beat them.
On the Brooklyn Boys podcast episode one or two, we
called our our parents one thank you famless plug episode one.
There's an episode zero by the way, real fans know
(09:43):
that episode one we called them and and are all
three of our parents were like, absolutely, I can't can't
find anyway. My mother was like, yeah, it means what
then and Scarce fathers like, it means, what the funk?
You want to talk to your mom? Is Anthony's on
the phone. He wants to know ask you a question,
why Anthony I'm is? He Well, I'm from Brooklyn. I
mean's what the fuck? See, my mom wouldn't say that.
(10:06):
The F word does not come out of here. Your
parents are weird being from the bronx They're not Bronxie. No,
they're not Bronxie at all. And when I talked to
my mom on the phone and if I let one stuff,
she's like Danny and I'm like, I'm sorry, mom. Oh wow,
did she have punishment for you if you too much
in the house. I didn't really swear in the house
in front of them, It was more with my friends outside.
Imagine your mom met the pope and then that's the
(10:27):
first time she cursed, Oh my godness, probably Chris in
her head because she can't believe she met the pope.
When when I went to England. So in England, there's
a lot of different words that are not you know,
like you can't say like fanny in England, means something
totally different. Right, it's the C word here. So even rubber,
Like if you say rubber in there is an eracer here,
(10:47):
it's a condo, right, so it's different. So there's a
word bollocks, which there. It's kind of like a slang
curse word. I guess, like, you don't you don't really
say it. You don't really say something like that, all right,
it can be have a couple meetings. Well, We're sitting
around the table with Grandma in England and all the
you know, and I wanted to show that I knew
weren't from England. So we're all sitting there and I
(11:10):
let bollocks come out of my mouth or or one
of those words, and Ma and it was like the
record player. Everyone at the table just stopped eating looked
up at me. Oh wow, Dan, Yeah, like I curson on.
I said something like bollocks or wanker or something like
that in front of Grandma And you don't say that there,
(11:30):
And it was bad. And I it was the first
time I was meeting sorry what husband, It is British
and you know, and I'm trying to make a good
impression the first time I meet everyone and yet I
didn't not going well, not good? Is he also sensitive
over here? This is why all people left? Why do
you sound so weird over here? Sound nothing like you
(11:52):
do back home? And we played the Curdie b song
earlier this morning to start show and everybody's sexing it.
Oh my god, there's so many Spanish wear words and
don't like I don't sorry, John Ivy doesn't know Spanish. Yeah,
he's not our master censor. Yeah, well there's there's either slang.
(12:13):
So the guy that you know, John Ivy, who beas
he's our top forty director. I think he's a great guy.
He was my boss for a long time. He's the
one that kind of oversees the music that goes into
our system when people text in and say why did
you bet? And every once in a while one will
get by him because it's slang that's just coming out
that he doesn't know about this. So there was I
(12:33):
think it was and the East Side Boys it was
get low yeah, and the words as skeets, skeet, skeats keat.
So this thing is just blaring over the radio for months,
skeet skeat skates. So then one person goes up to
John because I can't believe you left that in there.
I mean, you're usually pretty good with these things. He's
(12:53):
what are you talking about, like skeet? What about skeet? Well,
you know what's it is and I'm not gonna say
what it is, but just go to Urban Dictionary and
when he found he goes, I can't believe we left
that in the song. Gonna take ski out someone. If
someone decides, like a rap song, if you make up
a word and then tell you fans this is what
it means, it doesn't suddenly become a curse. No, that's true.
(13:16):
That's a good point. You know. It's like on fleek
wasn't a thing to let girl on the web on
the video was like my eyebrowser on fleek and people like, oh,
they became a viral video. But let's say her fleek.
She said it was a curse, and people saying fleak,
you're not really cursing. It's not a word. Skeates not
a word. You go skeate shooting, you're shooting the clay pigeons.
I'm not buying that as a curse. It's a slang
(13:37):
word for sexual slang word. Alright, But if you ask
most people to go, what do you think skeet means
they're not gonna go. Well, that's that thing. You depends
how rich they are. Skate shoot, scap shoot all the time, bullocks,
then yeah, quit being a winker and take off your
fanny path passed me a fag by the way, that
(13:58):
means cigarettes in England, and they say blow a fag.
That's to smoke a cigarette. Afterwards. When my husband's my
husband first came over to the States, he came over
in college and he was sitting in school taking a
test and he goes to the lady, the girl next
to him, excuse me, could I borrow your rubber? And
(14:19):
she's like, what like? Because in the face England, she
it was an eraser and so he needed her a racer.
But to her, she was like asking he was asking
for a condom. He had no idea, and he didn't
know why she was upset with him, and he even whispered,
it's her, excuse me, I need to borrow a rubber.
She would like. Back back in the day, from what
(14:41):
I understand, when you'd say you wear rubbers, they were
what we call galoshes. Now it's the rubber you put
over your shoe. Don't nobody wears those, but people would
put like a rubber covering over your shoe you go
out in the rain. They're called galoshes, but people used
to call the rubbers put your rubbers on. Totally different
galoshes anyway. Yeah, so guys would like, yeah, I need
(15:02):
to put my rubbers on before I go out. Now
you wouldn't say that, like, how many rubbers do you need? Dude? Actually,
it's funny the reverse. For me, I knew what rubbers were,
the rubber boots prior to knowing it was a condom. Yeah,
imagine messing those two up there, like rubbers. Why would
you put that on your paenis rubber size twelve place? Now,
(15:23):
if a song had rusty trumbone in the lyrics, would
you have to beat that? I don't know, Depending on
how you're singing about it, you would not like the
guy says, she gave me a rusty trumbone, It was
hard to play like those are fifteen minute morning show
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