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I'm scary. There's Nate, there's Danielle, there's Greg Tea and
yuh David Brodie. But why am I last? You looked
at me and then deliterally went the other way because
I did it on purpose, by and scary. I got
it fine. Actually he normally goes clockwise. Yeah, yes, he
did purpose, Yeah, yeah, on purpose. He's vindictive. He started
to do things like on purpose. I would have thought jealousy.
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He wants to get under everybody's skin. I think, no,
I know, so he's pulling on you. Well, I think, well,
you know you're you got, you got Nate a little
bit mad. They tell my why you're mad? You know
you listen, listen. I know this is a big thing
between you guys, because big thing. You know, you're scary.
He's not always in your neighborhood, right, but now he's
starting to pass through. He's got some kind of events
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he's doing like every other Friday. So again I said, hey, man,
stop by the house. I'll be outside of a little cigar,
of a drink whatever. Come by. Nope, right past the half.
Not like that. This past week in the m S
Walk you're the Upper West Side of Manhattan. That's you
walked right by my apartment. Didn't even let me know.
What's the what's the issue you have with them? Yeah?
I don't know. Nate and me and Brody, I thought,
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we get don't we get sick of each other from
being here all day every day. If if the person
you're in the person's neighborhood, it's cordial to kind of
reach out. In the case of Nate, I forgot that
that he moved up there. I still think that he
lives in the village. So in the case of Gregg
t I just flat out ignored him. That's rest us.
And I called him to to remind him. I said,
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bro you're gonna come by and nothing. He doesn't even
return a call, like as if like his phone doesn't work.
And you know every phone works now, right, I mean
you how to be many times you call somebody and
they go, oh, I do get the call? Bullshit, you
got the call? Somebody couldn't call. I will say, Greg
T is a little bit much with me. Why don't
you come visit me? Thing? Why don't guess my mom
moved to Jersey about a year and a half ago
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and she lives about twenty minutes away from TEA good point, right,
And if I say, oh, I went to this pizza
place to go, that's my point of me. Wondn't you
come by? You couldn't call. I'm with my mom. I'm
spending the day with Huh. I see her once every
two three weeks. I'm not gonna go, hey, Mom, I
got an idea. Let's go visit Greg T. He never called.
He never says I'll come meet you. He never says
the scary I know you're gonna be I'll come out
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on a Friday night. I'm not going there. He expects
everyone to go to his house. Stop buying. Mom, you
know what instead of lunch today, I know you wanted
a little shopping. We've got a great tea. How smoked
some cigars and his his uncle's shed. I'm gonna I'm
gonna call te out for one second. So T was
working at this twenty four hour fitness working out at
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this twenty four hour fitness no joke. Maybe about two
seconds from my house. You just make a right and
you're at my house five times he was working out
there in the course of a month and a half.
Because then, how many times did you visit your Garrett? Zero?
And Garrett has a new baby. He could have gone
to see the new baitch. I once went to the
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gym to see him. Stopped by? He stop by Garrett
the one time that I had that appearance five minutes
from your house. He was even closer than you. I
was wit, Who did I come visit you? I visited
Gart Scary's defense, he would never do what you did.
Greg Tate never because he would never go to a
gym five minutes. That was no, I visited Garrett. But
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it's kind of cool, Like I can imagine like if
Nate was hanging out and you're like, hey, Nates said,
let me give him a call, you would appreciate that
Nate company on a Sunday morning, surprise company. I would
have appreciated to hey, buddy, just walking by your place.
How would you? How would your girlfriend would have felt?
How was she going to feel at Sunday? She might
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be getting U late. He's sleeping in your pachama top
and he's like, oh, my friends, Scary's coming over. No,
I would have ignored the text. Okay, but sleeping in
your pajama top, but you usually sleep naked. I didn't
mean to imploy you a clothing Nate. I'm sorry. Actually
I've been starting to sleep naked more. It's very colo. Yeah. No, nothing, nothing,
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I just dropped. Everything just reminded me of something. I
live about a block and a half away from a
catering hall, and a couple of years ago, Scary had
an appearance there. He was some reason he was there.
He's djaying where he was making an appearance, making right,
he's doing right right. He calls me like ten thirty
on Uh, I guess it was a Saturday night. He goes, hey,
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I know you live a couple of blocks in here.
We're gonna stop by. It's nice. Come on man, No,
it's Saturday night. It's like ten thirty family. He come out.
I'm off from like eleven thirty. I'm gonna get out
of it. What was you go out? Like? What are
you talking about? That mentality On the flip side of
him not calling name, he sometimes calls you when you
don't want to call. But he doesn't realize that family
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is a It's a different line. It's a different line.
Like yesterday, for instance, when we were doing the MS Walk.
Greg was hosting the walk and I was walking in
the walk, right, So we got a big terry slowly
twelve person brunch planned afterwards. So he said, t come on, man,
we got extra seats at the table. Why don't you
join us for brunch? I had to soccer did That's
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where I had to go consideration for Oh yeah, consideration.
So I'll talk about this. So here I am. I'm
hosting the event right up the ze one table and
everything right, and I'm like, you know, hanging outside T
shirts whatever, what's scary? Do scary? Just he comes over,
stays there and now all of a sudden he's shaking
hands and he won't leave. Now he's he's crushing on
my event. So there I am. We're holding court with
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all the fans, right. I'm like, hey, upstage, you didn't
ask you to go on stage with you to go
on stage? All the pictures on Instagram were scary and
Greg and I was like, what is that about? That
you were hosting and you didn't go on stage? Kidding
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you tell them what they said. People from the National
MS Society said to Great T, Hey, we're gonna come
and get you to make your stage announcement, so you
could intro the walk and yell into the mic and
call out to all the team names on the signs.
How did that go? Um? They decided to go with
their hired DJ who was sitting there screaming out the names,
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and hey, let's hear the wild Wednesday, let's hear it
for Mama's team. Now, in all defense, Greg T was
dressed up like a ninja because he had his ninja
mask on because it was very cold. I wouldn't be
able to find him in a crowd. That is so embarrassing?
Is it embarrassing? Because here we are, you know, from
the radio station. You know we it's what we do.
And yet they decided to go with the with the
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bar mits for DJ guy that screamed other names instead.
It was such like me, what what what did you
take the stages? I didn't want to upstage you. That's
why I left. Can we go back to you? Not?
What time? Did? You can't upstage if they're not on
stage ceremonies. Actually, this this kind of brings up a
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funny topic, which the most Okay, we've all been doing
radio for what twenty some years? Five years? What's the
most embarrassing thing you've done in radio? I remember my
first radio station, Jet one O tow an ere E
p A doesn't exist anymore. Weekend contest. I was giving
away six packs of pepsi. That was the prize. Had
to give away a six pack of pepsi and people
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were excited to get it. Did they had to pick
it up or ship it. They had to come pick
it up. They had to come pick up a six
pack of pepsi, which retail values like dollar ninety nine.
I don't even know what the I was at an
event once where they we didn't have any prizes to
give away, so the people that were there were like,
well what you have not No. I went in the store,
used my own money and bought a couple of things,
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so I stuff to give away. It was so ridiculous
when I when I first started working here, Greg t
wanted to break a world record of whoopee cushions, so
we bought all these whoopy cushions and we went to
a big parking lot and we decided how are we
going to get people into the parking lot. Let's buy
a whoopee cushion costume. I was standing on the side
of a road dress as a whoope cushion, waving cars
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into the parking lot to get them to hit whoopee
cushions to break a world record. I will say I
was in Times Square one time, and we're supposed to
have like a whole stage and megaphones and and uh
and oh we just have like you know, like speakers
and the whole thing. And the salesperson I guess never
got things, you know, past through permits, so we had nothing.
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So they made me stand on a ladder were like
paper and roll it up like a megaphone and then
shout over my lungs like come on like this, I mean,
like a cornal barker, so embarrassing, on on a on
a ladder in Times Square telling people the deals that
you can get in the store right now, come on in.
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It was I did an appearance that wasn't through the
radio station. My daughter says to me, Hey, they're doing
a take your parents to work day. They're doing like
a job seminar. So you calm, you stand at a table,
you decorate it with whatever company stuff you have, and
you talk to the kids about what you do. I said,
I'm in I got the coolest job of anybody. You know.
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I'm going. So I get from I get that. So
we're here in New York. Was one hundred. I get
one hundred banners, I get ZEE a hundred bump of stickers.
I get ZE one hundred shirts, and I set up
the table. I get there early, and the principles like
a big fairly the birth phone top roll. The job. Okay, great,
so he said, And I said, I look around. I go,
I'm next to an accountant. You know, I'm next to
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like a librarian. Boring job, great jobs. But I figure,
like I got it, I own this. My kid's gonna
be so proud. All of a sudden, the firefighter walks in, right,
he goes across the gymnasium, and I'm like, you can't
compete with a firefighter, that's first of all. But I'm like, God, still,
I'm the guy from the radio station. Well, the middle
school my daughter goes to I went to a couple
of years ago was basically a hip hop school, so
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none of the kids there had ever heard of Z
one hundred. They so they come over, they go, what's
what's Z one hundred? I said, you know, it's the
radio station. It is. Yeah, it would you like a
bump of sticker? No, man, nobody wanted a bump of sticker.
Nobody knew who we were. And my daughter hid in
the corner by the accountant like that was the worst,
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just to like, nobody knows who you want, like scary.
If you went out, You're like, hey, I'm screwed Jones.
They were like, I don't know what that is. Yeah,
just deflating. Yeah, I was just trying to jog my memory.
By the way, I got a better response at the
school than just now anybody in this room. You've got
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to have some embarrassing things. It was hands. It was
hunka bunker was crazy just because you were drunk. He
was drunk. No hands. I was drunk on stage and
at a club bun bunk and I called hunka bunka
and I just grabbed the mic and I just started talking.
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I was like, pelvic, yes, exactly, Pelvic. Don't you just
do it? No, no, no, do it as if you're
on stage, go ahead, everybody, you let the story. I'm
scared by the way. I've been working at Ze hundred
for about maybe like a month. No, no, no, it
was a few years. I was there, wasn't I still
it wasn't like weird today going and and we were like,
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I just want to say, everybody hanging out one hund
you guys got crazy. Yeah, I came to put the
hunker the bunker. It was you put the hunker in
the Yeah. To me, that was the second most embarrassing
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thing at an appearance for this morning show. The most
embarrassing thing was the movie theater screening. We went to
Great Tea Nose so uh and I coming in here
no more. He and I are up in the front
with scary Elvis, a few of us in the front,
and he's sort of the mcs trying to get people
to win whatever we were giving away. It was a
summer time. Mr Movie Phone was there. Yeah. Mr Phone
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was there. So he goes, who's got a leather jacket?
Who's gotta leather jacket? Come up? Yeah, and I'll give
you a prize, So we gotta leather jacket whatever. He goes,
all right, anybody got white socks? The socks so the
entire movie theater comes up and stampedes him everywhere, and
his face was he was like, to go back to
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hunker in the bunker. Isn't that the place where you
were making out with the two listeners at one team.
He's standing there and he's got one girl on the
left and one girl in the right, and he's just
making out with one, turning around making out with the other,
turns back the other making out with that. I'm like,
what the and he was Jackie was single and he
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was having a great time. So you're supposed to do
those things. That's what you do. People in front of
me when I did that hunk up bunk of there
weren't anyone. You were done. Opening of Club Miami and
New Rochelle. It was crazy New Rochelle. How do you
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say New Roche Miami with Scary Jones live on. I
showed up. There was two people that showed up, and
I felt embarrassed for the two people that showed up,
and I apologized profusely. I'm like, I'm sorry, guys, I
don't know why there's nobody in this club on a
Saturday night, prime time and it was promoted all week
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and I found out. It is because that they for
whatever reason, the message didn't get out there. Whatever closed
about three weeks later, Club Miami and Neroschelle Nerochelle, if
you're from there, you say, if you're Rochelle, okay, I'm
not from there. From the Bronx, thank you for embarrassing
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me and reminding me that, yes, I was trying to
get out without anybody even noticing that they that they
hired the Barman's for DJ instead of myself to get
up there on stage and calling them correct. And then
you start the guy starts making out with two girls
at the same time, the scary streams who wants to
put the hunk in the bunk? It never makes sense
to me because they asked us to host these things,
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and then all of a sudden they have somebody, And
I always go, well, I don't understand, Like, if you
want us and you're paying me be here, why do
you have so and so that you company you stand
behind the table and yeah, we're doing doing Somebody wanted
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