March 29, 2018 • 14 mins
With Froggy staying in a hotel while he is in NY, we talked about our different hotel rituals! After this podcast you'll never look at curtains or coffee machines the same!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents Morning Show. All right, here we go,
we gotta it's all guys. Can we get some women
in here? Let's call him in Danelle, come on, Danielle
(00:23):
birthday girl. But even that, even though it's just one,
it's one, two, three, four or five six against one.
I've been accused of not acting like a guy. No, no,
you act like a guy. Um. I just it's just
we need more women. Will you get salmon here? And Kathleen?
We less guys? Here comes another, scary, here comes another.
(00:45):
We can do less guys, scary get out of here. No, seriously,
it's like, come on your ritza. Can you make room
for your your ritsa? Thank you for coming in. It's
all guys, Thank you. It smells in here a little.
It smells like a bunch of dirty boys. It smells
like dirty boys. A questions that sometimes do do women
(01:07):
appreciate guy's opinions on stuff? Or is that not really accepted?
I don't know. I mean sometimes women want to hear
what guys have. What we have? Women in here? Whnt
you a kind of stuff? It depends on what you're
talking about. Well, I don't know. I just whatever it is,
whatever the topic of my opinion about periods, because you
want to know, but we don't want you to man.
Yeah enough, all right. My point is this, I mean,
(01:32):
it would be nice to have a nice mixture of
men and women. Now we have six guys and two women.
At least that's a little better. I guess I've seen
that movie, all right, So if I said that it
would have been inappropriate. You can say that, and it's
perfectly okay, that would have been appropriate. Okay. Around the room.
Around the room, there's Garret, there's Scary, there's Brody, there's Froggy,
(01:54):
who we love having in New York. There's your Ritza,
there's Daniel, the birthday girl, and there's straight Nati. What
Straight Nate says, he's having a bad day, and so
Daniel says, what's the matter, it's a great day. He says, well,
it's not my birthday. It will be on your birthday.
It was, it was, and I appreciated it, and you
remembered it this year, So thank you for that year.
(02:16):
What are you talking about? It? That one year? A
right first year? Here shall we dig and see while
you're in a low mood. I got a little bit
of a tummy ache. I'll be honest with you, taking
a little bit out of me. He had spicy dinner
last night. It was good, but it was excellent. It
was excellent spicy. Now you had a bunch of chocolate cake.
I'm not doing good things to my body. I'm not
I'm not taking care of my body. So I have
a little bit of a tummy ache and it's affecting
(02:37):
my mood. He's having a bad day when his hair
is messed up, and I need a haircut too. That's
the other thing yesterday. The look on Nate's face all
show is the same look that Froggy had all day.
And I said, I got worried about Froggy for the
same reason. I said, Froggy, Okay, something doesn't seem right.
And Froggy had a hell of a night last night
as well. Yeah. Well, they're jackhammering right outside the hotel.
I'm on the second floor. The jackhammer it felt like
(03:00):
they were under the bed. Okay, may I address that.
See you living in the suburbs of you know, in
South Florida, you don't hear the noise that we and
most of you in this room. Don't live in New
York City. You don't hear it. I hear it. It's
outside my it's outside, it's my windows of my apartment
and on the way to work and at work all
(03:20):
the time. But it gets to you. This morning, I
was walking Maxie into the studio building and there were
trucks like dropping big trash bends and it echoes to
the streets and they'll drive by and hit the metal plates, cucko,
And you can see little Maxi with every noise he gets,
he gets scared and hides, tries to hide under me
(03:42):
or it affects us. And it's to the point this morning,
walking in I hated this city. It's like today I
want New York. I just don't want to be in
this city. New York makes me mad today. It's loud,
it's obnoxious. Sometimes you need to break. So what you
were hearing all night, we hear all the time neat
the bed and like I supposed to be on top
(04:03):
of the bed, right, I'm like, just so you live
in the city, Nate, you know what I'm talking about.
My old apartment in the West Village, it was the
loudest place ever I lived above the subway. So every
twelve minutes, which was the schedule of the one train,
your home would and it would rumble. It would be loud,
and the building would shake slightly. And sometimes it's great
(04:25):
as the city is. Sometimes you just want to say,
I got woken up by a chainsaw one morning because
they were taking the tree cutting the trees down on
Seventh Avenue. They each other in half next door. One day,
I was trying to book a hotel in New York
so we could stay overnight. And I went on like
one of those Expedia sites and there was this beautiful
hotel right on Central Park. I'm like, oh my gosh,
(04:46):
look how cheap it is, Like this is the what
a deal? So I booked in the prison. It was
so cheap. They were doing construction in it, and so
all night long they were doing the jackammers outside. It's
too my And that's why you see what we deal
with them. Where do you live here, Ri? So I
live in Weehawk in New Jersey, which is technically not
the city, but it's city. Like so I do hear
(05:09):
it sometimes anyway, we'll welcome thanks. Growing up in Brooklyn,
I had a train half a block outside my window.
The elevated trains would go by, and the cars would
cruise up and down the avenue and blast their radios,
and I got used to it. I didn't hear anything,
and it got a gunshots. I slept through it. Whatever
it was, I didn't hear anything. Now I live in
the suburbs. I wake up on a Sunday and I
(05:29):
run to my daughter, how is that neighbor doing. He's
reading his paper on the driveway. He's loudly reading his paper.
Who does that at ten o'clock in the morning. All right, okay,
So so Froggy is in town. He's staying at the hotel,
and uh Nate went over to pick him up to
take him to lunch. Yeah, okay, so you actually got
to walk into his hotel room, and what did you
(05:51):
notice wrong? Like the the instance. I don't know if
anybody else thinks this when they walk into somebody else's
hotel room, but at the instant we walked in, they
were like, Froggy is going to try and have sex
with me. Like, I don't know why. I have been
in Froggy's hotel room many times and we have not
had sex because you're technically in their bedroom. Yeah, that's
what I was thinking. I like, it's so intimate in here.
(06:13):
I was just like, I don't want them to try anything.
I don't know that Tally, they just got out of
the shower and there's weird must garrett in their underwears,
like sitting out in front of you if you were
going to have sex with someone. Is he your time from? No,
I want to talk about hotel room. Okay, you know
people when they go in hotel rooms. I know for me,
(06:35):
I'm like froggy. I go in there and I treat
it better than I treat my own apartment. You couldn't
even tell I had stayed there the bed. I pulled
the sheets back over. I had everything still in my suitcase.
I mean, I keep everything really neat. I fold my
dirty clothes room in a hotel, I am super duper neat.
I know now, when Lisa goes in the hotel room,
it is like a bomb went off. It is there
(06:55):
is stuff everywhere. I mean, we spend twenty minutes just
trying to find everything. When we get ready to pack,
do you do you unpack your bags and put everything
in drawers. I live out of my suitcase and at
the end of the week, it looks like an explosion.
I'll say this. On a cruise ship, I'll do that
because I'm gonna be there for seven days and I'm
(07:17):
gonna be changing closing and out and through a style
that kind of stuff. And plus the rooms are on
on a cruise ship or smaller than your average hotel room.
So in that case, I want to make sure that
I put the suitcase onto the bed. I don't want
to get out. I put everything away so it's nice
put in a hotel room, not live out of this.
I put it on that little stand, whatever that stand
in the closet is, I put it on that, and
I live out of the rits are shaking her head. Yeah, no,
I live out of my suitcase, even if it's two weeks.
(07:38):
Even at home, things getting wrinkled. Aren't you worried about that? No,
I just leave them, leave them out in the suitcase,
already wrinkled, I know, but I like to put them
on the hangar so that they get unwrinkled. You can
do this if you're in a hotel room. Just turn
the shower on really hot and the steam and you
hang up hang up a shirt all the wrinkles will
fall out, because I heard that that somebody could just
(08:02):
like unscrew the bolts and just walk off with the safe.
That you're supposed to do is you're supposed to take
anything valuable and just like put it in pockets and
bury it, because it's easier for somebody to just walk
in do the job quickly because it's the safe, and
get it. Just walk into your hotel. But nobody's going
to take the time to rifle through your clothes. That's
what you get for seeing at an hourly hotel. That's
(08:24):
not true. And you've never seen the videos of people
rifling through stuff and the like cleaning service comes in,
they do, and they go through it a lot of stuff.
Sometimes I put the first thing I do when I
check into a hotel, I put the donut disturbed son
on the door, and I fend for myself. Nobody goes
in my room. If I'm with my wife and kids,
(08:45):
they insist on it. But if I'm there for three
or four days, I'll just get toilet paper from the
whole way. Some hotels, that's not legal. Now after the
whole Vegas incident, they have made it where now they
have the right to come into your room. Everything I
have to be able to come into your room. And
I love it. When I check into a hotel, they said,
if you have anything of rate value, let us keep
it in the hotel safe. And I'm thinking I have
nothing worthy of a hotel, saying no, I mean what
(09:07):
do they want to move auto? I mean what do
I have? I mean, what would you like? What kind
of crown jewelry would you need to give to the
guy at the front desk? Does anyone have a nice
phone charger? Is my Apple watch and that's the only thing.
Sometimes I'll lock that up, but that's it. I don't know.
But yeah, hotels, we we do become different creatures when
(09:29):
we check into hotels because I know in our business
we we spend a lot of time in hotel rooms
by ourselves, by ourself, without without our partners, without whatever.
And so yeah, I I tend to keep mine kind
of messy. Yeah really, yeah, I mean, I just I
don't really go out of my way to and but
I'm with Brody. I I only want them in for
a limited time every day to clean it and then
get out and then no more stuff. I don't go
(09:51):
near the curtains, because I'd like they don't clean those
like you know how much filth and disgusting like stuff
is on those curtains where the penis on the currain.
You know what? Yes, you think who walks around rubbing
their dick on the curtain? First of all, do you
do you wipe your dick on the How do you
(10:13):
touch them? Oh? No, take block bag and put it
in Daniel, what say? I just say I'm never touching
the remote rooms like their pitch. What do you think
they get in the bed and rub their asser? Do
you rub your penis on your bench? But I'm just
saying the people don't taking care of the hotel room.
They do the exact opposite of what He wipes their
(10:35):
ass on the duvet cover. Okay, so I mean I
do tend. I tend to treat my hotel room with respect,
but I just I don't. I don't do like Froggy
does and make my own bed. I've never made a
hotel bed. Do you sleep? You sleep with your shoes on?
Because the carpeting could be dirty, because I would imagine
stuffs on the floor more than on the curtains. People
are wiping their dick on the carpet. Can we make
(10:59):
this a topic? Drain topic? What have you wiped your dick?
Come on, Garrett, when you check into hotel room, what's
the slippery spot on the floor. I drank my ass
along the carpet like a dog in the front yard.
This explains why the TV set was mounted to the curtains.
It just sucked. You know what I do do you
not do at home? I will take when I take
(11:21):
my makeup off, my makeup off, and I will never
get it on my towels at home. But when I'm
in a hotel, I don't care. I want the day
they cleaned the hell out of those. The one weird
thing I do in a hotel room which I don't
do at home, is I don't close the bathroom door. Yeah,
you can do that the bathroom door. You close the
(11:43):
bathroom door in the bathroom at a hotel, even if
you're the only one in the room. I remember the
one time I'm in the show you know how they
have the towel wreck in shower. So I finished showering,
I go to take the towel down. When I take
it down, I go to undo the todd to let
it fall out and it's stuck together in one spot.
I'm like not using you know what they say, never
ever used the coffee maker in your hotel room because
(12:04):
people put condoms in the maintains. You don't. Don't make
your own coffee in hotel people. I've heard people the
first place I think I put my curing. If you
if you put your dick on a Mr Coffee, does
that make you gay? I don't know. People are experimental? Yes?
Why why? Why is Scotty being listen? This is the
(12:27):
guy that that has rituals when he goes into a hotel.
Talk about it? What do you do? This is the
after show? Right? Yeah? Okay, Well, hotels are the only
place where I shave my balls. Ever. I've get myself
into the bathtub and I put my legs up in
the air and manscape. If you're staying in a hotel,
I'll trim from time to time in my shower, But
in a hotel is the only place where I'll get
(12:48):
in there with a razor. And I don't care why
because I don't want all that in my in my house?
Should you put it in Howard Johnson's house? Yeah? And
you know, let me tell you something else, which is
also really strange. Hotel is the only place I use
a washcloth. It's really your balls for anything. I don't
use a washcloth in a hotel, so you have you
have different like cleaning rituals because I really dig the
(13:10):
washcloth in there. So the way, if you work in
a hotel, my apologies. After you shave your balls in
the hotel, do you your dick on the curtains? No,
I put it in the coffee machine. Scotty is the
exact person that I've described earlier. You're the reason, the
(13:33):
reason why, the reason why black lights in a hotel
room line up like a Christmas watch. The headboard in
the room that I stay at. Don't touch it. That's
why I wipe it off. I just don't touch it.
Is that why they call it a headboard? But not
by myself? And funny every time Scottie stays in the hotel,
(13:55):
knowing his rituals, I see in the next day and
I asked him how his balls are. Yeah, they're nice
and smooth. Why but we but we had the winter
storm recently. Oh my god. I love staying here and
I always get a room on this side. You guys
can watch me. I did want to stay. All right, Well,
there's your hotel ritual. You were perfect. No, but I
did stay in the holiday and expression. I love how
(14:17):
Froggy's ritual is folding his clothing and making his bed right,
and you're in there humping the coffee and they're making
fun of me because I don't want to touch the curtains.
And for the reason why I don't blame you've like
on the curtains about on the floor. Can you give
us the address of that hotel in the room? All right,
(14:38):
well there you go. So once again, if you work
in the hotel industry, you probably know this is going on.
We're not telling you any I bet you know what
you're rich. So I bet people who work in the
hotel have seen things that we can't even imagine that
are happening. I've never met attractive curtains before. My God,
I love Venetian bl
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents Morning Show. All right, here we go,
we gotta it's all guys. Can we get some women
in here? Let's call him in Danelle, come on, Danielle
(00:23):
birthday girl. But even that, even though it's just one,
it's one, two, three, four or five six against one.
I've been accused of not acting like a guy. No, no,
you act like a guy. Um. I just it's just
we need more women. Will you get salmon here? And Kathleen?
We less guys? Here comes another, scary, here comes another.
(00:45):
We can do less guys, scary get out of here. No, seriously,
it's like, come on your ritza. Can you make room
for your your ritsa? Thank you for coming in. It's
all guys, Thank you. It smells in here a little.
It smells like a bunch of dirty boys. It smells
like dirty boys. A questions that sometimes do do women
(01:07):
appreciate guy's opinions on stuff? Or is that not really accepted?
I don't know. I mean sometimes women want to hear
what guys have. What we have? Women in here? Whnt
you a kind of stuff? It depends on what you're
talking about. Well, I don't know. I just whatever it is,
whatever the topic of my opinion about periods, because you
want to know, but we don't want you to man.
Yeah enough, all right. My point is this, I mean,
(01:32):
it would be nice to have a nice mixture of
men and women. Now we have six guys and two women.
At least that's a little better. I guess I've seen
that movie, all right, So if I said that it
would have been inappropriate. You can say that, and it's
perfectly okay, that would have been appropriate. Okay. Around the room.
Around the room, there's Garret, there's Scary, there's Brody, there's Froggy,
(01:54):
who we love having in New York. There's your Ritza,
there's Daniel, the birthday girl, and there's straight Nati. What
Straight Nate says, he's having a bad day, and so
Daniel says, what's the matter, it's a great day. He says, well,
it's not my birthday. It will be on your birthday.
It was, it was, and I appreciated it, and you
remembered it this year, So thank you for that year.
(02:16):
What are you talking about? It? That one year? A
right first year? Here shall we dig and see while
you're in a low mood. I got a little bit
of a tummy ache. I'll be honest with you, taking
a little bit out of me. He had spicy dinner
last night. It was good, but it was excellent. It
was excellent spicy. Now you had a bunch of chocolate cake.
I'm not doing good things to my body. I'm not
I'm not taking care of my body. So I have
a little bit of a tummy ache and it's affecting
(02:37):
my mood. He's having a bad day when his hair
is messed up, and I need a haircut too. That's
the other thing yesterday. The look on Nate's face all
show is the same look that Froggy had all day.
And I said, I got worried about Froggy for the
same reason. I said, Froggy, Okay, something doesn't seem right.
And Froggy had a hell of a night last night
as well. Yeah. Well, they're jackhammering right outside the hotel.
I'm on the second floor. The jackhammer it felt like
(03:00):
they were under the bed. Okay, may I address that.
See you living in the suburbs of you know, in
South Florida, you don't hear the noise that we and
most of you in this room. Don't live in New
York City. You don't hear it. I hear it. It's
outside my it's outside, it's my windows of my apartment
and on the way to work and at work all
(03:20):
the time. But it gets to you. This morning, I
was walking Maxie into the studio building and there were
trucks like dropping big trash bends and it echoes to
the streets and they'll drive by and hit the metal plates, cucko,
And you can see little Maxi with every noise he gets,
he gets scared and hides, tries to hide under me
(03:42):
or it affects us. And it's to the point this morning,
walking in I hated this city. It's like today I
want New York. I just don't want to be in
this city. New York makes me mad today. It's loud,
it's obnoxious. Sometimes you need to break. So what you
were hearing all night, we hear all the time neat
the bed and like I supposed to be on top
(04:03):
of the bed, right, I'm like, just so you live
in the city, Nate, you know what I'm talking about.
My old apartment in the West Village, it was the
loudest place ever I lived above the subway. So every
twelve minutes, which was the schedule of the one train,
your home would and it would rumble. It would be loud,
and the building would shake slightly. And sometimes it's great
(04:25):
as the city is. Sometimes you just want to say,
I got woken up by a chainsaw one morning because
they were taking the tree cutting the trees down on
Seventh Avenue. They each other in half next door. One day,
I was trying to book a hotel in New York
so we could stay overnight. And I went on like
one of those Expedia sites and there was this beautiful
hotel right on Central Park. I'm like, oh my gosh,
(04:46):
look how cheap it is, Like this is the what
a deal? So I booked in the prison. It was
so cheap. They were doing construction in it, and so
all night long they were doing the jackammers outside. It's
too my And that's why you see what we deal
with them. Where do you live here, Ri? So I
live in Weehawk in New Jersey, which is technically not
the city, but it's city. Like so I do hear
(05:09):
it sometimes anyway, we'll welcome thanks. Growing up in Brooklyn,
I had a train half a block outside my window.
The elevated trains would go by, and the cars would
cruise up and down the avenue and blast their radios,
and I got used to it. I didn't hear anything,
and it got a gunshots. I slept through it. Whatever
it was, I didn't hear anything. Now I live in
the suburbs. I wake up on a Sunday and I
(05:29):
run to my daughter, how is that neighbor doing. He's
reading his paper on the driveway. He's loudly reading his paper.
Who does that at ten o'clock in the morning. All right, okay,
So so Froggy is in town. He's staying at the hotel,
and uh Nate went over to pick him up to
take him to lunch. Yeah, okay, so you actually got
to walk into his hotel room, and what did you
(05:51):
notice wrong? Like the the instance. I don't know if
anybody else thinks this when they walk into somebody else's
hotel room, but at the instant we walked in, they
were like, Froggy is going to try and have sex
with me. Like, I don't know why. I have been
in Froggy's hotel room many times and we have not
had sex because you're technically in their bedroom. Yeah, that's
what I was thinking. I like, it's so intimate in here.
(06:13):
I was just like, I don't want them to try anything.
I don't know that Tally, they just got out of
the shower and there's weird must garrett in their underwears,
like sitting out in front of you if you were
going to have sex with someone. Is he your time from? No,
I want to talk about hotel room. Okay, you know
people when they go in hotel rooms. I know for me,
(06:35):
I'm like froggy. I go in there and I treat
it better than I treat my own apartment. You couldn't
even tell I had stayed there the bed. I pulled
the sheets back over. I had everything still in my suitcase.
I mean, I keep everything really neat. I fold my
dirty clothes room in a hotel, I am super duper neat.
I know now, when Lisa goes in the hotel room,
it is like a bomb went off. It is there
(06:55):
is stuff everywhere. I mean, we spend twenty minutes just
trying to find everything. When we get ready to pack,
do you do you unpack your bags and put everything
in drawers. I live out of my suitcase and at
the end of the week, it looks like an explosion.
I'll say this. On a cruise ship, I'll do that
because I'm gonna be there for seven days and I'm
(07:17):
gonna be changing closing and out and through a style
that kind of stuff. And plus the rooms are on
on a cruise ship or smaller than your average hotel room.
So in that case, I want to make sure that
I put the suitcase onto the bed. I don't want
to get out. I put everything away so it's nice
put in a hotel room, not live out of this.
I put it on that little stand, whatever that stand
in the closet is, I put it on that, and
I live out of the rits are shaking her head. Yeah, no,
I live out of my suitcase, even if it's two weeks.
(07:38):
Even at home, things getting wrinkled. Aren't you worried about that? No,
I just leave them, leave them out in the suitcase,
already wrinkled, I know, but I like to put them
on the hangar so that they get unwrinkled. You can
do this if you're in a hotel room. Just turn
the shower on really hot and the steam and you
hang up hang up a shirt all the wrinkles will
fall out, because I heard that that somebody could just
(08:02):
like unscrew the bolts and just walk off with the safe.
That you're supposed to do is you're supposed to take
anything valuable and just like put it in pockets and
bury it, because it's easier for somebody to just walk
in do the job quickly because it's the safe, and
get it. Just walk into your hotel. But nobody's going
to take the time to rifle through your clothes. That's
what you get for seeing at an hourly hotel. That's
(08:24):
not true. And you've never seen the videos of people
rifling through stuff and the like cleaning service comes in,
they do, and they go through it a lot of stuff.
Sometimes I put the first thing I do when I
check into a hotel, I put the donut disturbed son
on the door, and I fend for myself. Nobody goes
in my room. If I'm with my wife and kids,
(08:45):
they insist on it. But if I'm there for three
or four days, I'll just get toilet paper from the
whole way. Some hotels, that's not legal. Now after the
whole Vegas incident, they have made it where now they
have the right to come into your room. Everything I
have to be able to come into your room. And
I love it. When I check into a hotel, they said,
if you have anything of rate value, let us keep
it in the hotel safe. And I'm thinking I have
nothing worthy of a hotel, saying no, I mean what
(09:07):
do they want to move auto? I mean what do
I have? I mean, what would you like? What kind
of crown jewelry would you need to give to the
guy at the front desk? Does anyone have a nice
phone charger? Is my Apple watch and that's the only thing.
Sometimes I'll lock that up, but that's it. I don't know.
But yeah, hotels, we we do become different creatures when
(09:29):
we check into hotels because I know in our business
we we spend a lot of time in hotel rooms
by ourselves, by ourself, without without our partners, without whatever.
And so yeah, I I tend to keep mine kind
of messy. Yeah really, yeah, I mean, I just I
don't really go out of my way to and but
I'm with Brody. I I only want them in for
a limited time every day to clean it and then
get out and then no more stuff. I don't go
(09:51):
near the curtains, because I'd like they don't clean those
like you know how much filth and disgusting like stuff
is on those curtains where the penis on the currain.
You know what? Yes, you think who walks around rubbing
their dick on the curtain? First of all, do you
do you wipe your dick on the How do you
(10:13):
touch them? Oh? No, take block bag and put it
in Daniel, what say? I just say I'm never touching
the remote rooms like their pitch. What do you think
they get in the bed and rub their asser? Do
you rub your penis on your bench? But I'm just
saying the people don't taking care of the hotel room.
They do the exact opposite of what He wipes their
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ass on the duvet cover. Okay, so I mean I
do tend. I tend to treat my hotel room with respect,
but I just I don't. I don't do like Froggy
does and make my own bed. I've never made a
hotel bed. Do you sleep? You sleep with your shoes on?
Because the carpeting could be dirty, because I would imagine
stuffs on the floor more than on the curtains. People
are wiping their dick on the carpet. Can we make
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this a topic? Drain topic? What have you wiped your dick?
Come on, Garrett, when you check into hotel room, what's
the slippery spot on the floor. I drank my ass
along the carpet like a dog in the front yard.
This explains why the TV set was mounted to the curtains.
It just sucked. You know what I do do you
not do at home? I will take when I take
(11:21):
my makeup off, my makeup off, and I will never
get it on my towels at home. But when I'm
in a hotel, I don't care. I want the day
they cleaned the hell out of those. The one weird
thing I do in a hotel room which I don't
do at home, is I don't close the bathroom door. Yeah,
you can do that the bathroom door. You close the
(11:43):
bathroom door in the bathroom at a hotel, even if
you're the only one in the room. I remember the
one time I'm in the show you know how they
have the towel wreck in shower. So I finished showering,
I go to take the towel down. When I take
it down, I go to undo the todd to let
it fall out and it's stuck together in one spot.
I'm like not using you know what they say, never
ever used the coffee maker in your hotel room because
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people put condoms in the maintains. You don't. Don't make
your own coffee in hotel people. I've heard people the
first place I think I put my curing. If you
if you put your dick on a Mr Coffee, does
that make you gay? I don't know. People are experimental? Yes?
Why why? Why is Scotty being listen? This is the
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guy that that has rituals when he goes into a hotel.
Talk about it? What do you do? This is the
after show? Right? Yeah? Okay, Well, hotels are the only
place where I shave my balls. Ever. I've get myself
into the bathtub and I put my legs up in
the air and manscape. If you're staying in a hotel,
I'll trim from time to time in my shower, But
in a hotel is the only place where I'll get
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in there with a razor. And I don't care why
because I don't want all that in my in my house?
Should you put it in Howard Johnson's house? Yeah? And
you know, let me tell you something else, which is
also really strange. Hotel is the only place I use
a washcloth. It's really your balls for anything. I don't
use a washcloth in a hotel, so you have you
have different like cleaning rituals because I really dig the
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washcloth in there. So the way, if you work in
a hotel, my apologies. After you shave your balls in
the hotel, do you your dick on the curtains? No,
I put it in the coffee machine. Scotty is the
exact person that I've described earlier. You're the reason, the
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reason why, the reason why black lights in a hotel
room line up like a Christmas watch. The headboard in
the room that I stay at. Don't touch it. That's
why I wipe it off. I just don't touch it.
Is that why they call it a headboard? But not
by myself? And funny every time Scottie stays in the hotel,
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knowing his rituals, I see in the next day and
I asked him how his balls are. Yeah, they're nice
and smooth. Why but we but we had the winter
storm recently. Oh my god. I love staying here and
I always get a room on this side. You guys
can watch me. I did want to stay. All right, Well,
there's your hotel ritual. You were perfect. No, but I
did stay in the holiday and expression. I love how
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Froggy's ritual is folding his clothing and making his bed right,
and you're in there humping the coffee and they're making
fun of me because I don't want to touch the curtains.
And for the reason why I don't blame you've like
on the curtains about on the floor. Can you give
us the address of that hotel in the room? All right,
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well there you go. So once again, if you work
in the hotel industry, you probably know this is going on.
We're not telling you any I bet you know what
you're rich. So I bet people who work in the
hotel have seen things that we can't even imagine that
are happening. I've never met attractive curtains before. My God,
I love Venetian bl
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