March 22, 2018 • 13 mins
Nate wants to start his own podcast. Greg T doesn't understand the difference between Ph vs. F.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
represents mining show? All right, welcome everybody, fifteen minute morning show,
Great tea, I T. Garrett, Danielle Brody, Hello, and Scary
(00:26):
shut up Dick. You called his name first. I gotta
give you guys credit. You really figured out a catchphrase
for your podcast. We have nine or ten of them,
but that's our favorite. I think that's the one that
most people don't. It's the thing, what's fedge hands? We
have one damn podcast? What the hell would you like that?
You know? I fed you the week? I kind of
(00:47):
like that. I like fed of the weekend. Fed of
the week can be a positive or negative. Like you
could be like, oh that guy's a fedge or such
a fedge either are It is really a word you created?
Is unlike created it It means nothing, means nothing. We're
just gonna let it grow. We're going to figure it
out as it goes. We were shocked that we had
that many people, like to how many people did we have?
(01:09):
Check we had? We didn't have four or five million?
Check it out that I couldn't believe. For the first one.
That was pretty good. Well, people like to hear just
you being you, you know not. They love entertainment stories,
but they want to know about Danielle Moore, they want
to know about Great Tea, they know Brody. So you
basically can be the person that you are off the
(01:32):
air as well. So Scary doesn't have to date young
girls on his podcast, you know, and yet he does exactly.
So have to what girlfriend is not young? She's older?
Are past? You know, I want to be I've wanted
to do a podcast about traveling, right, I've wanted to
I don't even want to say the title because I
feel like somebody Twitter account here. Great created fedch Hamma
(01:56):
about a year ago. So he was very excited about
fedch ham and then somebody in the morning show took
it and you know, play this game, and then I
have to run around and your biggest problem was issuing
announcing it on the radio that with the name of
your podcast was even He is totally convinced that was
somebody at the radio station, that's right, found out we
(02:19):
were doing it and took the trading. This is what happens,
you know, They're like, let's go do it, and then
they'll have to go get something up. He thinks everybody
is out. Here's the thing. If you were to take
it right, if you took it and you you registered it,
it's funny up until the point where you start your podcast.
Once they start their podcast, you're a dick if you
(02:40):
keep it right. Like let's let's say let's say Scary
and I registered a year ago, which we didn't. But
let's say like, hey, let's register fedch hamp so when
he goes to get it, he won't be able to
get it. We'll laugh about it, and then we'll go here,
here's the password. But once they start your podcast and
a force to use a different account, it's not funny anymore,
which is why I don't think anyone on the show
would do that, because the funny's gone and now you're
just an asshole, right, But you shut it on the air,
(03:02):
and that was your mistakes out there in the universe.
So Nate wants to do a podcast about traveling, I
mean you travel a lot, and not just around the world. Actually, yeah,
I've got a great angle on it. I just I
don't have the time to dedicate to it at this point. Well,
that's the thing. It's like a pet. You have to
keep on feeding. Like I see you guys. You guys
are dedicated. I mean, you're in here at two three
(03:23):
o'clock in the afternoon recording podcasts. I'm like, I don't
have that kind of time. And at ninety minutes yesterday,
these two spent almost two hours. I was like, oh
my god, that's a lot of because I've listened to
a couple of your podcasts minutes long. And when we
do the nineties, we did the nine six minutes, people
said it's not long enough. Keep them coming because they
listen to traffic. We left a message at the very
(03:45):
end of the podcast to say, hey, if you're still listening,
please tweet us. This scaries boxes Box, and everybody tweet
scaries Box say everybody, how many is everybody? Three? A
lot of people. I guess you're right, though, because people
are listening in traffic and it keeps them occupied and
they hear friendly voices. It's nice a suggestion to you
straight name. Yeah, I think, and I think more of
(04:07):
us should be thinking this through. Buy a piece of
equipment with a microphone, do the podcast at your house
at night. No, that's true. When when when you're all
done with all your work and all your email is answered,
and you know, or not answered. Whatever, You just do
your podcast at home. It sounds like a totally different you,
because the pope the podcast is supposed to be a
(04:27):
totally different You're right, You're right, always right. How do
you do a podcast at home unless you have equipment?
I just said, get a quipment and you can do
it in your underwear. That's true. Maybe that's what I'll
call it. What you call it. That's a great name
for a podcast. That's okay, that's gone. Who hasn't done
it in his underwear? What was the podcast name we
(04:48):
came up with last night when we went out a pizza.
We thought it was a great name. I'm not saying
it on this podcast. You remember, I don't remember that.
I'm not going to say, okay, whatever. You got pizza lestment, Yeah,
we went to Salujees. It was sum in the fridge.
If anybody wants the one slice I haven't eaten a
ready va, it's pennyvodka. It's not it's not Penny vodka.
It's just fuck it. There's no penny on it. I
wish they put penny on. No, I wish to put
(05:08):
we should have thought of that slice with vodka delicious.
They have great peacha. You guys on talking about podcast. Wait,
just make sure it didn't stop again? Did it stop?
But it's still because it stopped before me still runing.
I gotta be honest. I like, I like alivandka sau
is better than regular red sauce. You can't have all
of why not with yeah, So you have to have
(05:31):
something before. That's why it's Penny Alivaca because it's Penny.
I like the pink vodka sauce, and I think it's
not you're not listening. You can't say allah without without
having a word before it, because I vanka. SA's like
saying I like with American cheese. I like with America.
Alla means with but you knew what I meant. What
I meant was I don't like the sauce, but you
(05:55):
know what I meant. I'm not in the mood to
argue with you. That's like saying you liked your soup,
but it's just the soup of the day. I asked
a theme restaurant what kind of cheese was on the nachos,
and she said, caeso cheese, just with cheese, cheese with cheese,
cheese it wasn't helpful anyway. Whatever. You can't say anything
(06:15):
with that, know what I meant? You have to speak
to understand him. But you could you can say, wait,
teach me, what does that mean? Well, but who wants
to learn all the time. You could also say you
can also say cheese, me like them, and we know
what you meant, but that wouldn't be right. I like
the pink, so let's come back to that. I think
you should speak like that. You should sound like Frankenstein.
(06:37):
Like vodka. I don't even know what vodka sauce is. Is
Is their actual vodka? And yeah, it's it's a tomato
based with a little cream in there, and there's vodka
in there that actually put body. But the va evaporates
when he cooks. Did you know that is a fallacy
by the way, they say when you cook, when you
cook alcohol, the something with alcohol and at the alcohol evaporates,
(06:58):
and that's not true. There is still a trace alcohol.
So then, but my kids don't get wasted when they
like to have a gallon vat of it. So I'm
not going to get arrested for giving my kids. Just
thinking about that, you really can't give a child in
a olive vodka sauce him rum raising ice. Are you
listening what you just said? Well, you know the alcohol
and that extra, that that much in there. I don't
(07:19):
think you can do it. Yeah, what happens is evaporates.
The alcohol evaporates, but you still have the sweetness that
vodka brings to it. I didn't think that vodka would
really do that in a sauce. I would never think
to put that in a sauce. I think it just
sounds sexier than saying pink sauce like vodka sauce. Oh,
it's got vodka in it, but you don't really taste
of vodka. Now I'm wondering what it would taste like
(07:40):
with just the cream in it, without the vodka. I
need pasta with a bourbon sauce. That would be awful.
You have a wine sauce? Yeah? Well? Who was it was?
Her name? The chef, Julie Child. Julian Child. You always
put cooking sherry in every put That was a joke
with her. She would sit there, drinks are not putting
(08:01):
any in the check. A couple of cookie to stop
the cock. Another great name for a podcast. Stuff. Can
we go back to fedg ham for a second. You know,
I didn't even know how to spell fedge until you
showed me how it's j J. If it was would
(08:21):
be fag ham. I thought you should have taken pH
e J. That's too confusing. Wait a minute, because what
would tell you if we felt that with great T
would never sell it? Because when when when you just
say to somebody fedge, they hear the sound which is
the F, not the pH. You've gotta be really smart
to think about the pieces like phone. I think f right,
(08:43):
someone needs the pH. Who's got the time for pH?
That's crazy? pH and F they take the same amount
of time. Yeah, but it's like because podcast, I do
all the works, trust me, you don't. It's just using
what The F is so much easier than the pH,
(09:04):
you know, so much easier. I don't want to do pH.
It's so complicated and it's like extra letters. And then
the H is so ugly compared to the F. The
emphasis like one two lines. Sometimes sometimes he's exhausting, but
I love him to death, But sometimes but the F
is just there. It's so easy. It's like you have
to wonder whoever created the English language, why we needed
(09:25):
to be enough bros. Right, Why pH? Why is there
a P before pterodactyl means no sense? Why silent tas
silent B makes no sense? Silent? I don't know where's silent? Allied? Dumb?
(09:47):
Do you m B? Or like do you m N?
It's like crazy, like why do you spell like that?
And then we settled it. Yeah, I now get it.
Like the word damn it. When I was reading B.
He's the child reading like hardy Boys books and that's
the that's the biggest swear where they would have in
Hardy Boys books. Joe would say damn and I would
pronounce it damn it. And I didn't know that the
(10:10):
end was silent. I agree with you. I don't. I
don't like the silent letters. And then why does people
spell doll a d A l E. I don't even
know what because at that time that I thought it
was a somebody's name. They gave me the script out
on stage story, So they give me the script to
go out on stage, and I was bringing pimple out
(10:31):
and I go, oh, he's bringing Dale with him. Who
is Dale? Ship? Ye know our friend Dennis Clark did
he had a picture. He's not He's not really on
social media, but he posted a picture of him in
pit Bull and the caption was just Dolly and the
whole time, I'm like, I don't this guy looks like
pit Bull but apparently it's from Dale. I don't know
(10:53):
it was your Daniel moment. I don't get it. Why
does he spelled p I T but Pittsburgh's p I
T T. I don't understand that because it's the guy
William pitt If I'm not mistaken, and the dog is
spelled pitbull with one T. Why why don't you spell
your name with two geese at the end instead of one? Well,
I don't because that's the lawyer that he hates. Yeah
(11:15):
to jee is the way you can't see it's there's
no need for I'm leaving. This is the dumbest podcast
I've ever heard of. This is the worst podcast ever.
When we did the fedgam podcast, asked how many times
I tried to get up several under six episodes? By
the way, Oh my god, how old high school friend was? Okay?
(11:36):
Who was it? Danny Shapiro? What does Danny Shapiro want?
I don't know what I'm on the podcast now? It's
a girl that the one that you had the restraining order.
That was Kim. That's different. Do you have her number? Yeah,
we have her number? Yes, you do. You have the
phone number the person you ever that has a restraining
order against you? Well, it's not anymore. It's when we
were in high school. Oh my god, an answer him,
(12:02):
answer it, answer it answering you say I told you that?
When he says, she's on the face time. Hi, you
see what are you doing? I'm in my pajamas? See,
God must be nice. Would I tell you every element?
(12:24):
Why are you calling? We want we want to know
why you're calling? What's going on? How you? Why? Why
are you calling? What's going on? I just feel like
I'm in sunny Florida. You're the I know. It really sucks.
I know her, of course, you know. But someone we
(12:46):
know did get any dat her sister, not her elliot right.
Oh my god, I gotta go. See. This is why
I mentioned the phone and she calls you see, I
try to tell you in Florida. No, she lives, Yes,
(13:07):
she lives in Florida. Yes. Let me tell you something.
Danny grew up right around the corner from me, right
in a very modest neighborhood. Yeah yeah, So now Danny
married this guy who made an absolute fortune and now
they live on a golf course in home from school.
And where do you live in Boca Raton on the
golf course in Boca Country Club. We gotta go to
(13:34):
podcast Ascending, like to apologize everyone for this. Goodbye, thank you.
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
represents mining show? All right, welcome everybody, fifteen minute morning show,
Great tea, I T. Garrett, Danielle Brody, Hello, and Scary
(00:26):
shut up Dick. You called his name first. I gotta
give you guys credit. You really figured out a catchphrase
for your podcast. We have nine or ten of them,
but that's our favorite. I think that's the one that
most people don't. It's the thing, what's fedge hands? We
have one damn podcast? What the hell would you like that?
You know? I fed you the week? I kind of
(00:47):
like that. I like fed of the weekend. Fed of
the week can be a positive or negative. Like you
could be like, oh that guy's a fedge or such
a fedge either are It is really a word you created?
Is unlike created it It means nothing, means nothing. We're
just gonna let it grow. We're going to figure it
out as it goes. We were shocked that we had
that many people, like to how many people did we have?
(01:09):
Check we had? We didn't have four or five million?
Check it out that I couldn't believe. For the first one.
That was pretty good. Well, people like to hear just
you being you, you know not. They love entertainment stories,
but they want to know about Danielle Moore, they want
to know about Great Tea, they know Brody. So you
basically can be the person that you are off the
(01:32):
air as well. So Scary doesn't have to date young
girls on his podcast, you know, and yet he does exactly.
So have to what girlfriend is not young? She's older?
Are past? You know, I want to be I've wanted
to do a podcast about traveling, right, I've wanted to
I don't even want to say the title because I
feel like somebody Twitter account here. Great created fedch Hamma
(01:56):
about a year ago. So he was very excited about
fedch ham and then somebody in the morning show took
it and you know, play this game, and then I
have to run around and your biggest problem was issuing
announcing it on the radio that with the name of
your podcast was even He is totally convinced that was
somebody at the radio station, that's right, found out we
(02:19):
were doing it and took the trading. This is what happens,
you know, They're like, let's go do it, and then
they'll have to go get something up. He thinks everybody
is out. Here's the thing. If you were to take
it right, if you took it and you you registered it,
it's funny up until the point where you start your podcast.
Once they start their podcast, you're a dick if you
(02:40):
keep it right. Like let's let's say let's say Scary
and I registered a year ago, which we didn't. But
let's say like, hey, let's register fedch hamp so when
he goes to get it, he won't be able to
get it. We'll laugh about it, and then we'll go here,
here's the password. But once they start your podcast and
a force to use a different account, it's not funny anymore,
which is why I don't think anyone on the show
would do that, because the funny's gone and now you're
just an asshole, right, But you shut it on the air,
(03:02):
and that was your mistakes out there in the universe.
So Nate wants to do a podcast about traveling, I
mean you travel a lot, and not just around the world. Actually, yeah,
I've got a great angle on it. I just I
don't have the time to dedicate to it at this point. Well,
that's the thing. It's like a pet. You have to
keep on feeding. Like I see you guys. You guys
are dedicated. I mean, you're in here at two three
(03:23):
o'clock in the afternoon recording podcasts. I'm like, I don't
have that kind of time. And at ninety minutes yesterday,
these two spent almost two hours. I was like, oh
my god, that's a lot of because I've listened to
a couple of your podcasts minutes long. And when we
do the nineties, we did the nine six minutes, people
said it's not long enough. Keep them coming because they
listen to traffic. We left a message at the very
(03:45):
end of the podcast to say, hey, if you're still listening,
please tweet us. This scaries boxes Box, and everybody tweet
scaries Box say everybody, how many is everybody? Three? A
lot of people. I guess you're right, though, because people
are listening in traffic and it keeps them occupied and
they hear friendly voices. It's nice a suggestion to you
straight name. Yeah, I think, and I think more of
(04:07):
us should be thinking this through. Buy a piece of
equipment with a microphone, do the podcast at your house
at night. No, that's true. When when when you're all
done with all your work and all your email is answered,
and you know, or not answered. Whatever, You just do
your podcast at home. It sounds like a totally different you,
because the pope the podcast is supposed to be a
(04:27):
totally different You're right, You're right, always right. How do
you do a podcast at home unless you have equipment?
I just said, get a quipment and you can do
it in your underwear. That's true. Maybe that's what I'll
call it. What you call it. That's a great name
for a podcast. That's okay, that's gone. Who hasn't done
it in his underwear? What was the podcast name we
(04:48):
came up with last night when we went out a pizza.
We thought it was a great name. I'm not saying
it on this podcast. You remember, I don't remember that.
I'm not going to say, okay, whatever. You got pizza lestment, Yeah,
we went to Salujees. It was sum in the fridge.
If anybody wants the one slice I haven't eaten a
ready va, it's pennyvodka. It's not it's not Penny vodka.
It's just fuck it. There's no penny on it. I
wish they put penny on. No, I wish to put
(05:08):
we should have thought of that slice with vodka delicious.
They have great peacha. You guys on talking about podcast. Wait,
just make sure it didn't stop again? Did it stop?
But it's still because it stopped before me still runing.
I gotta be honest. I like, I like alivandka sau
is better than regular red sauce. You can't have all
of why not with yeah, So you have to have
(05:31):
something before. That's why it's Penny Alivaca because it's Penny.
I like the pink vodka sauce, and I think it's
not you're not listening. You can't say allah without without
having a word before it, because I vanka. SA's like
saying I like with American cheese. I like with America.
Alla means with but you knew what I meant. What
I meant was I don't like the sauce, but you
(05:55):
know what I meant. I'm not in the mood to
argue with you. That's like saying you liked your soup,
but it's just the soup of the day. I asked
a theme restaurant what kind of cheese was on the nachos,
and she said, caeso cheese, just with cheese, cheese with cheese,
cheese it wasn't helpful anyway. Whatever. You can't say anything
(06:15):
with that, know what I meant? You have to speak
to understand him. But you could you can say, wait,
teach me, what does that mean? Well, but who wants
to learn all the time. You could also say you
can also say cheese, me like them, and we know
what you meant, but that wouldn't be right. I like
the pink, so let's come back to that. I think
you should speak like that. You should sound like Frankenstein.
(06:37):
Like vodka. I don't even know what vodka sauce is. Is
Is their actual vodka? And yeah, it's it's a tomato
based with a little cream in there, and there's vodka
in there that actually put body. But the va evaporates
when he cooks. Did you know that is a fallacy
by the way, they say when you cook, when you
cook alcohol, the something with alcohol and at the alcohol evaporates,
(06:58):
and that's not true. There is still a trace alcohol.
So then, but my kids don't get wasted when they
like to have a gallon vat of it. So I'm
not going to get arrested for giving my kids. Just
thinking about that, you really can't give a child in
a olive vodka sauce him rum raising ice. Are you
listening what you just said? Well, you know the alcohol
and that extra, that that much in there. I don't
(07:19):
think you can do it. Yeah, what happens is evaporates.
The alcohol evaporates, but you still have the sweetness that
vodka brings to it. I didn't think that vodka would
really do that in a sauce. I would never think
to put that in a sauce. I think it just
sounds sexier than saying pink sauce like vodka sauce. Oh,
it's got vodka in it, but you don't really taste
of vodka. Now I'm wondering what it would taste like
(07:40):
with just the cream in it, without the vodka. I
need pasta with a bourbon sauce. That would be awful.
You have a wine sauce? Yeah? Well? Who was it was?
Her name? The chef, Julie Child. Julian Child. You always
put cooking sherry in every put That was a joke
with her. She would sit there, drinks are not putting
(08:01):
any in the check. A couple of cookie to stop
the cock. Another great name for a podcast. Stuff. Can
we go back to fedg ham for a second. You know,
I didn't even know how to spell fedge until you
showed me how it's j J. If it was would
(08:21):
be fag ham. I thought you should have taken pH
e J. That's too confusing. Wait a minute, because what
would tell you if we felt that with great T
would never sell it? Because when when when you just
say to somebody fedge, they hear the sound which is
the F, not the pH. You've gotta be really smart
to think about the pieces like phone. I think f right,
(08:43):
someone needs the pH. Who's got the time for pH?
That's crazy? pH and F they take the same amount
of time. Yeah, but it's like because podcast, I do
all the works, trust me, you don't. It's just using
what The F is so much easier than the pH,
(09:04):
you know, so much easier. I don't want to do pH.
It's so complicated and it's like extra letters. And then
the H is so ugly compared to the F. The
emphasis like one two lines. Sometimes sometimes he's exhausting, but
I love him to death, But sometimes but the F
is just there. It's so easy. It's like you have
to wonder whoever created the English language, why we needed
(09:25):
to be enough bros. Right, Why pH? Why is there
a P before pterodactyl means no sense? Why silent tas
silent B makes no sense? Silent? I don't know where's silent? Allied? Dumb?
(09:47):
Do you m B? Or like do you m N?
It's like crazy, like why do you spell like that?
And then we settled it. Yeah, I now get it.
Like the word damn it. When I was reading B.
He's the child reading like hardy Boys books and that's
the that's the biggest swear where they would have in
Hardy Boys books. Joe would say damn and I would
pronounce it damn it. And I didn't know that the
(10:10):
end was silent. I agree with you. I don't. I
don't like the silent letters. And then why does people
spell doll a d A l E. I don't even
know what because at that time that I thought it
was a somebody's name. They gave me the script out
on stage story, So they give me the script to
go out on stage, and I was bringing pimple out
(10:31):
and I go, oh, he's bringing Dale with him. Who
is Dale? Ship? Ye know our friend Dennis Clark did
he had a picture. He's not He's not really on
social media, but he posted a picture of him in
pit Bull and the caption was just Dolly and the
whole time, I'm like, I don't this guy looks like
pit Bull but apparently it's from Dale. I don't know
(10:53):
it was your Daniel moment. I don't get it. Why
does he spelled p I T but Pittsburgh's p I
T T. I don't understand that because it's the guy
William pitt If I'm not mistaken, and the dog is
spelled pitbull with one T. Why why don't you spell
your name with two geese at the end instead of one? Well,
I don't because that's the lawyer that he hates. Yeah
(11:15):
to jee is the way you can't see it's there's
no need for I'm leaving. This is the dumbest podcast
I've ever heard of. This is the worst podcast ever.
When we did the fedgam podcast, asked how many times
I tried to get up several under six episodes? By
the way, Oh my god, how old high school friend was? Okay?
(11:36):
Who was it? Danny Shapiro? What does Danny Shapiro want?
I don't know what I'm on the podcast now? It's
a girl that the one that you had the restraining order.
That was Kim. That's different. Do you have her number? Yeah,
we have her number? Yes, you do. You have the
phone number the person you ever that has a restraining
order against you? Well, it's not anymore. It's when we
were in high school. Oh my god, an answer him,
(12:02):
answer it, answer it answering you say I told you that?
When he says, she's on the face time. Hi, you
see what are you doing? I'm in my pajamas? See,
God must be nice. Would I tell you every element?
(12:24):
Why are you calling? We want we want to know
why you're calling? What's going on? How you? Why? Why
are you calling? What's going on? I just feel like
I'm in sunny Florida. You're the I know. It really sucks.
I know her, of course, you know. But someone we
(12:46):
know did get any dat her sister, not her elliot right.
Oh my god, I gotta go. See. This is why
I mentioned the phone and she calls you see, I
try to tell you in Florida. No, she lives, Yes,
(13:07):
she lives in Florida. Yes. Let me tell you something.
Danny grew up right around the corner from me, right
in a very modest neighborhood. Yeah yeah, So now Danny
married this guy who made an absolute fortune and now
they live on a golf course in home from school.
And where do you live in Boca Raton on the
golf course in Boca Country Club. We gotta go to
(13:34):
podcast Ascending, like to apologize everyone for this. Goodbye, thank you.
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