213 - What's in a Name? 3/9/18

Why can't people get our names right? Plus if we got arrested, who from the show would you call??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, for what would you talk about on your on
your podcast represents show. I feel like a little red
riding food. Again, we're not in our proper beds right now.

(00:22):
Our studio where we normally record this fifteen minute morning
show is being occupied right now. Hold on, do you
mean Goldilocks? Goldilocks? I've been up since I got all
my fairy tales. I didn't. I feel like sleeping Beauty
where I lose my slippery exactly. I feel like snow White,
where I fall in love with a snowman. All right,

(00:44):
this is the fifteen minute morning show. This is right
here along with David Brode, Straight Nate. Can I just
call you Nate? Like Nate, you gotta push your button?
Push your button. He's on guest. I had to push
my bare just like one. People like, oh, do you
do you know straight Nat him? And I go, well,
I call him Nate because like we're having conversation. I'm like, hey,

(01:06):
straight Nate. Yeah, and I really thank you. I actually
appreciate that. You know Greg t the roundheaded fat boy,
because his head is really really see. I call him
Gregory because he hates it, and you know who hates David.
Oh no, wait, which do you hate Dave. I'm not
a fan of Dave, and I don't like it written. See.

(01:26):
That's the thing that confused me because your email says,
you know, David Brodier right, and then people will say
hey Dave like no just and for whatever reason, his
emails saved as Dave Brody in my computer. I actually
change that, changing that. This is your filing system, would

(01:48):
you please change it? Well, I'll tell you. My friend
Jeff hooked up his phone to the car the other
day we were driving and his address book comes up
on the computer on the main the navigation screen and
he was calling somebody, uh, Dennis maybe, And so I
saw my name in his address book on the screen.
He had miss Dave, and I said, hey, listen, can
you can you change that with But it's my phone?

(02:09):
What do I go? Yeah, I don't want to even
be I don't stop my name. There's no E in
my name. I don't want you and be in your
phone book as Dave, because what do you care what's
in my phone? I have to care now. I saw it,
and that was what I said, because it's my computer,
it's an email address. Gregg gives me the same crap.
He sees that his name is Gregg t in the
phone because that's his name. He just wants t. He

(02:32):
just wants t in in my phone. In my phone.
Somebody else did that to me here. I spelled their
name wrong and they just were like, there's no there's
there's no double letters. I'm like, oh, sorry, well you
need to change it. I'm like, well what I'm still
calling the same perfect was it was? Ed? I've I've
got so people have spelled my I have two rs

(02:53):
and two teas and they've spelled it with one R
and one T and I say, oh, it's two rs
to t s. Then they tell me, what's the difference,
that's my name? Well, you have it in my phone.
Who cares? I know? But it's my name, though, what's
the difference. That's a different that's a different Garrett. See,
I hate it when people call me Nat. Well guess
what you how do you spell Nat? And it doesn't

(03:17):
even have a rhyn Mary Kay, it's nothing name. I
could see if your name is Natalie or something that going, Hey,
what's up Nat? But my name is Nathan. Yeah, you
can call me Nathaniel. It's not like name but I've
been Nate my entire life. You know, Nathan's adults are
my favorite. I love Nathan's grandfather would call me Na

(03:39):
when he just got tired in the middle of the
stopped he got tired. I get it because my son's
says that one of my Kansas, Preston and but it's
Preston Jose Chosen called me j aj. But some people
call him Press. And I don't like the nickname Press.
It's nicka press, nicknameable half of a name. I don't
like that, Like dav, Hey, what's up, Dad, it's not

(04:00):
My friends are trying to give my son a nickname.
His name's Hudson, so it sounds that that's a housing
and urban development government. You know. My wife actually said, well,
why don't. She suggested I tell people to put Dave
da V. I said, the problem with that is it's
dav Yeah, because I don't. I don't want to be

(04:23):
in my name, so like we'll just just go dav.
I'm like, that's not my name, David. Yeah. It is
kind of cool, though very artistic. I'm not doing that
calling you. I got well, all my all my friends
growing up was like they wanted to be cool. So
they just got rid of A R R E T
T and just called me G the entire time. So

(04:43):
it wasn't that bad. That was cool on island, it was.
It was a very sen I got an a dog
for years, really, which is funny because you're nowhere, ye
guy on the face of the earth speaking and what
are you doing? Get upset when people would call me
or spell it an A T E D A W

(05:05):
G like, no, it's d dog. Come on, but you
want double g right if you're going to call me
the wrong name. So back in the day when we
all had A L screen names, um, there was a
there there was a basketball player by the name Sean Kemp.
His nickname was Rainman R E I G N Man. Yeah.

(05:28):
I didn't know the difference between rain and rain, so
my A O L name was Rainman like Dustin Homail
until later someone explained to me the difference between spelling rain. Yeah,
I see it. Yeah, so funny over there, buttons on

(05:50):
the board my dad. My dad always says, though, when
someone pronounces your name incorrectly, you have to correct them
because that is your name and you should be proud
out of it. It's a good point so when you
spell it wrong in saying right, right, it's my name,
I'm not saying you know how to spell it correctly,
it's your name right. I just can't believe how many

(06:12):
people tweet and text in about you and right Daniel?
How do you not learn Daniel and Daniel? A lot
of people, well, don't send it then as long as
they're saying nice things. A lot of speaking of tweeting,

(06:34):
Twitter moving on. People love it. You're your favorite female
on the show. Right now, you're an asshole. Um. Twitter
needs to fix the reply all problem. Remember before the

(06:55):
recent update, when you hit reply all, all the addresses
would be in the box and you could just delete
them if you want it. Now you have to click
on the link which you don't know unless you know,
and then unchecked the ones you don't want. So every
time I tweet about someone else or company whatever, people
reply and the company sees the replies. So I wrote
something about a company yesterday that I had a small

(07:17):
customer service problem with the people right back to me
and that company. You should put them on the air.
You should have him on the podcast. You should try
to get him as a sponsor. You could stop talking
about them. They see it and learn how to use Twitter.
Somebody you went down the road, I have to ask,
what what did this company do to you? Now? Okay,

(07:40):
it's a quick one. It's quick one. Broken Boys podcast
for the full story. So my daughter, who is vegetarian,
half vegan, depends on her mood right and lactose intolerant.
But I think she's lying just such, don't have to
drink the milk. Oh conveniently happened to be like those
A tolerant. Even though I said I don't want cows
to be milked anyway, she's milk because she she read

(08:03):
somewhere that it was painful for the cow. I thought
it was. I thought it was relief cow that you
could pull on my movies all day. I thought, all right.
So she ordered a pizza with cauliflower, but I can't
eat it because I'm gonna you know, I don't even that.
And she but it's white. It's not great, that's true.

(08:26):
I don't eat that healthy ship. That cauliflowers the worst,
and it stays. I come home after she cooks cauliflower
and I have to open the windows and the doors,
and I can't. I offend her because if I go, oh,
then she'll make some conna. How eating the dead animals,
it just gets so anyway, I'm glad you have this
great relationship with your daughter. I wouldn't use the word

(08:46):
relationship a great she was stop it. So she ordered pizza,
a large cauliflower pizza, noche ease, and she now she drives.
She went and picked it up. She comes home, opens
the box, Wat want this cheese on it? So now

(09:07):
she can't eat it. I'm certainly not gonna eat it.
So I had to call them up and let them
know that they left up my vegan ish daughter's pizza,
and so at again she not well like okay, so
she eats shrimp right, but she won't eat lobster because
they mate for life, so I said, so, I said,
then just eat both of them, and she's got I

(09:31):
think she doesn't want to take the spouse away from
the spouse. I think you missed a teachable moment in life.
When you pick up food, you've got to check it
at the restaurant. I understand that she said they were
very busy and because the roads were bad last night
where we live, she wanted to get home and so
she didn't check the pizza, and because she got two pizzas,

(09:52):
a small and a large, the small was on top
and she was walking with him, so she didn't check
really take the meat out of meat sauce and needed
your virgin So anyway, we're just trying to help you.
It wasn't teacher a moment. I did explain to her,
and I said you should call back and get your
money back. I used your credit card so memorized by

(10:14):
the way my phone number though, like, why didn't you
call me? Because when her phone died she was one
you something else phone. I don't know your number. Yeah,
I don't know anybody's numbers. Really. I don't even know
my wife's number. If it's that's a problem. I know
my husband's number just in case. The only number I
know my parents don't even have the number that we
grew up with anymore because they moved. The only number
I know is Uncle Johnny's house phone. How often do

(10:37):
you call it? Good luck with that? I need your help.
Who is this? I gotta go some kind of telemarketer.
It's not calling me. He would come get it would
cost you though. You can't even give the guy money today?

(10:58):
How bad do you think it is. If you have
to call uncle, need to really sunk to a new law.
If I gotta call Uncle Jo and and then you
hear the phone ring in the next cell right here,
right they gave me a phone. Yeah, they took my
two pay but they I could see the cops going

(11:19):
excuse me. So you have one phone call and you're
like knowing that you only know Uncle Johnny's I'm good,
I'm good, I didn't stay here if your spouse wasn't available.
Who on this show would you call? Is your one
phone call? Oh shoot, that's a good question, Elvis, but
he wouldn't answer the phone. Great team, I would. I
would say Froggy, but he's in Florida. But you gotta
understand like that person would also connect you to whatever

(11:42):
you need it. Yeah, so Brodie, who's ears? I don't
think anybody you wouldn't call me called Danielle because she
worries and she cares, and she'd get nervous and she
would she would make sure everythingody was. She wouldn't do anything.
She'd be worried for you. I would call, I would
call Ronnie doesn't have a car, and Nate doesn't have
a car. Right. I would call Scary, but he'd bet

(12:04):
a claw will I'll do it. I can't. I'm going out.
You can't call Scary because I mean Greg t had
an allergic reaction right to apples right in front was
that to whatever? Right in front of Scary nuts like that?
It's a story. I am in the room with a

(12:27):
bunch of douchebag the way. So, so he he had
an allergic reaction at an appearance, and Scary basically left
him there. He thought he thought he had to leave
and go to the hospital, and Scary state at the appearance,
didn't even take tea to the hospital. So, I mean,
I have to understand thing about Scary. If he pays attention,

(12:47):
he'll do anything for you. The problem is when you
call him, what he calls you doesn't pay attention. He'll
go hey, bro, he's going, hey, I'm in the middle
of dinner. So anyway, I'm having a problem with my computer.
My life just chopped off. By the way, have you
called If you called Scary and said, Hey, Scary, I'm
in jail, I'm about to get raped, you gotta come
help me, could be like yeah, oh, anyway, So have
you seen the new Snapchat filters I was talking to

(13:09):
before the same thing. Like I would, my five minute
phone call would be up before I was able to
tell him why I needed to call it. By the way,
you want to go hit the Avenue tonight if I'm
gonna call somebody else March ninth, tenth, and even afternoon
on the March eleventh, and you're in the New York area.
You want to see something special, go to Long Island,

(13:31):
Nassau Colisseum to watch Scary attempt to try to play basketball,
even though he's in assistant's playing put him in the
last year he fell down backwards onto somebody. Yeah, he's
like the last kid picked in the Okay, I'm gonna
tease this because I don't great on the On the
next episode of The Brooken Boys podcast one, Scary got

(13:53):
a I'm getting a bell every time you say fine, no,
Scary got in the neighborhood. The if you pick Scary,
you get points on your team handicap. It was called
it was called the Scary handicap because if anyone shows
him he's so bad, it's all sports. They got points.
I played I played basketball with him once about six
years ago. He showed up. We're all in basketball shorts,

(14:16):
except scary. He's still in his draw string sweatpants from
high school and his LA jacket. We're all in basketball clothes,
and they're scary. He shoots like the like the old school,
like underneathe not when you're shooting a three pointer. It's
also how he bowls. Oh gosh, it's unfair that he's

(14:42):
not here to defend himself, but it's all true. You
guys make fun of people when they're not here from it.
And on that note, have a great weekend. Thank you
for listening. Morning Show go on Cancer Too. By the way,
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