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What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. So this is what
the fifteen minute morning show sounds like. If you never
listen to the podcast, it sounds like this. So there,
this is a fifteen minute morning show podcast. We have
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fifteen minutes to do a podcast. Around the table we
always introduced at the top of the show. They're Scary Hello,
there's Dave Brody Hello, otherwise known as the Brooklyn Boys,
Brody and Scary. And there's a Garrett the Good America.
Thank you. There's Danielle, and there's Straight and ad Our
Senior executive producer. And here we go. So you know,
if you've never listened to the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
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this is it. We welcome you. What are the differences. Well,
we can curse, well, no we can't not today, but
the it's about to let it slip. Yeah, the intro
is different. We we we sometimes. The reason why this
is different is we're running this on the main show
so people can get a taste of the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. So you're getting this in both podcast
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form and show for him. Alright, with that said, let's
go behind the scenes. That's another thing we do on
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. After the show we
do on the radio, we come here and sometimes discuss
behind the scenes activity from that morning. Sometimes we do that, Yes, nothing,
I'm waving at someone out the window. And sometimes sometimes
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that's also what you hear. I feel like it's a
little bit more relaxed. It's like casual fridays at work. Here.
He has a microphone acrophone and Brody has a microphone.
The best part by Brodie will not miss a fifteen
minute morning show, like if he sees us about to
record her good and I appreciate that. If my wife
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was in labor, Brodie might have tendance. The Nate forced
a few old girl only podcasts over the years, and
then you almost died sees that you had remember all
the Yeah Zuma's revenge. Yeah he had lost half the
blood in my body. So here we go. It's the
trials and tribulations of doing the fifteen minute morning Show podcast.
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You know, we have all these podcasts. We have the
Acquired Taste podcast with Bethany and web Grol, Kathleen and Samantha.
That is going to continue to run. I don't know
where but it's going to continue to run. It will
make sure you know where it is. We have the
Broken Boys podcast, we have the Walkers and Talkers podcast
that Brody hosts and coming soon on March five. Fedge
ham not happening because it is. We're scheduled to record
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our first episode. Had a date on the table. Who's
on it with you, Greg t, myself and uh and
Garrett And it's basically in New York. We do a
pre show before the Elvis Durand show, and so it's
kind of a continuation of that show for us. Fedge
Hams fed Hams. What does that mean? Exactly? Exactly? So
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Garrett also, you know Garrett's podcast with Rob Shooter that's
been going on maybe the longest out of all the
podcast be about just about but yeah, Rob Shooter and
I sit down and I pretty much steal all the
stories from his website and we talk about it. Not
even nice Rob Shooters and celebrity buzz. We can't forget
our friend bald freak Rannie, who has a podcast called
Independent Minded where he brings a lot of unsigned and
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rarely known artists up and he interviews them. And long
form and Froggy has a golf podcast that if you
search Elvis Duran on I Heart Radio or iTunes, you
will or Google play you will see all of our podcasts. Good.
This isn't like a great ad for our podcast, and
we get some content going. Now this is content, just mayo.
So here's so. So this morning there was a fight
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behind the scenes. Were Greg t as, you know, when
we go on vacation, we run our quote unquote best
of their moments from our show that kind of fill
up space while we're not here. So Greg teas in
charge of scheduling that, and so we're giving him these
best of sequences that we've recorded to put on, you know,
to play while we're on vacation. He doesn't like him.
He says they're not good enough, which I think it's great.
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He has an opinion, and he said, there's not good
enough for your show. Guys. He says, we're not giving
him the meat and potatoes. He's like yeah, He's like,
I want a sandwich. You're giving me bread and mayonnaise
with no meat, which I get his point. Scheduling a
best of show, you're trying to make it sound like
we're here, right, So we're not here. So you've got
to take all of the pieces of different shows that
we've done in the past and assemble them to make
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it sound like a new show on a day that
we're not here. It's very difficult to do. And I
will give you a behind the scenes thought here. When
we're on a vacation for a week and we run
these best of and we're talking about a topic like,
you know, chocolate, chocolate bars or something, um, we'll actually
have people calling in to participate. They think we're lying. Yeah,
totally scary. Who are you calling? When all of a sudden,
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my Twitter blows up and I'm like, oh, what are
we talking about? And I'm like, oh, I don't remember
even talking about that. We'll actually get complaint while we're
on vacation about things we talked about. I'm like, I
don't We're not even there. I was calling Greg and
they told me to shut up. I don't think moved
away from the microphone. But you're like, hey, yeah, okay, okay,
let's all come down. Great, great tea is now in
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the room. And on our fifteen minute morning show podcast,
the guys, we're talking about how we need to give
you more meat for your sandwich. Yes, I need that.
I need a lot of meat. I love meat. I'm
a carnivore. Give me meat. A carnivore. What do you
call it? Do you say a cornyvore? Some other things
we do after the show other than the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Then we roll cameras and we do
the after Elvis show that you see on Facebook Watch,
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and you can also hear it in podcast form as well.
So the show isn't over at ten am Eas Coast time.
We keep on producing crap and we're doing phone tips.
I actually have a phone tap scheduled right after this. See,
we're very busy. You can I say something, You can
say whatever you want. You know what. I'm so glad
you mentioned that. Do you mean? My friends They go, man,
you've got such an easy gig. You're done at ten am?
Then you leave, and I go, are you joking me?
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People don't realize how much the work there really is
to be done after the show is we we happily
do it. It's fun to do. It's fun, sure, I
get that, but mean we could seriously be until like
two o'clock in the afternoon. It's a long day, Yeah,
which a lot of time. You were here till two
in the afternoon. Get out of here, Get out of here.
Elvis gregg T is so stressed out. He came to
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me the other day in my studio and goes, hey, listen,
I need to have a serious talk with you for
a second about what you're gonna need to stay later.
Today gregg T was telling me I need to stay
a baby. No less you're telling you're telling people how
to schedule their day. I needed to take charge because
people were, you know, skating earlier. We have a lot
of work. He called from his car to tell people
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to stay late. You've never heard him one of his
rants where he's running around the station. Listen, this isn't
the way it used to be. People have to change
their schedules. You can't leave at eleven. Now you can't
leave it twelve. We need to be here. He's employed
in eighteen hundreds of United States Postal Service system to
be put into play on how we get these bits
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to him. He has these slips that we have to
all out and then leave in a in a physical
mailbox for him. We have to deposit them in. It's crazy.
He just complained to our national audience that some days
he has to work until two pm. Can you imagine,
by the way, I wanted this to be a behind
the scenes show, and it's really turning into like a
really negative show. No, you got you. Guys are all
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just kind of whining. Hush, stop whining. Somebody somebody asking
you for something, Elvis. What's going on over there on
your phone? People seem to begging you for stuff? Yeah,
people are always asking for things. Yeah. I think what
you're seeing, Elvis, is my dedication to making this show.
Number one. Look, you know, going back to the term
you used earlier, skating you you you think people skate
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out of here faster? Yes, yes, no one skates out
of here faster than you, other than Adam Ripon or something.
I like that guy. We all do. My point is this,
everyone's working hard to make the show happen. No one's
worse or better than anyone else. We all do our part. Now,
another thing that happens after the show is, uh, well,
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we we have to schedule stuff for tomorrow. Now. Tomorrow
is national Margarite today. I don't know what day you
are hearing this podcast, but tomorrow is uh it's national
Margarite today. Well you can do that. Yeah, but we
need Uncle Johnny to come in, so we need to.
Let's schedule that live on the Here we go calling
Uncle Johnny. Let's see if he answers. Oh, usually comes
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on Friday, so now we get him on a Thursday.
On Thursday, Uncle Johnny. I think if they said you
recalled me and I said no, must have been a mistake.
I don't know who they is. You're hearing voices again, okay, alright, alright,
so Uncle Johnny. Look we're doing the podcast. You're on
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the podcast right now. All right, I'm getting blood right now,
but go ahead, you're giving blood, not yet, I've they're
going to want to do with test. Okay, okay, So
Uncle Johnny, here's schedule to come in Friday to do cocktails. Now,
is there any way you can come tomorrow? Are you
free tomorrow? Yes? And I'll tell you why. It's National
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Margarita Day tomorrow. Oh, well then we should do that.
So so bring in margarita stuff. Okay, Well, we gotta
bring chips and sauce. He can't hear you use on
my phone. Daniel wants chips and saucer. We'll take care
of that. So so you don't have to do you
don't have to do frozen margaritas. You can just do
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it on the rocks. Good for you, guys. It's fine.
On the rocks is great, regular margarita. That's right, But
don't use that bad tequila. We don't want headaches. We'll
discuss off the here. But we we wanted to show
everyone listening what what we do after the show, and
one of the things is planning for the next show.
And that's what we're doing now by calling you, Oh,
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that will be fabulous. That all right? All right, we
love you, Uncle Johnny. Have some margharita jokes right for tomorrow. Alright,
I love you guys. Alright, go give bloody alright, give
bloody marries, said we again. When they take blood from Johnny,
it is a bloody mary. It's like your blood is vodka. Now,
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Uncle Johnny gives his blood sample, they put it, they
put a salary stick in it. All right, So now
what do we need what do we need to do
to a plan for the next show. You're in the
senior executive producer. Hello, I just kind of comes together. Yeah,
and that's the beauty of our show. Right. Well, no, well,
we have four minutes to go on this podcast, so
we've better make up something fast. No. I think that's
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the great thing is that we come in and everybody's
got a different topic. Everybody's got something that they want
to talk about, and you, as the master of ceremonies,
decide what you exactly want to talk about, which is great.
How do you compile everything? I mean, stuff comes in.
I see people tweeting stuff. It's a great question. I
see people emailing take tech to you. How how do
you what does it all formulate to come together to
do a show, And what's the best way to get
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your attention to get to take your pants off. I'll
tell you what doesn't work is calling you. I don't,
I don't. I don't answer my phone calls. Daniel's different.
Daniel's different. Here's what how it works on this show.
It's a free for all. You know, if web girl
Kathleen comes in and says, oh my god, my girlfriend
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just broke up with her boyfriend and they were they
were supposed to go to a on a trip to Hawaii,
So we're going to take her on a trip to Hawaii. Anyway,
I'm like, that's a great conversation. Bring that in you're
having a breakup vacation. No, but that's not the way
it works, because you do get that pitch in, but
then it's the last pitch right before the break starts
that you actually go with because I noticed Brody is
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better this than anybody, like the Jedi mind trick in
you eBay, Yeah, the last bit, And that's exactly what
it is, because all three to still money in my drawer? Okay, Stney,
is that really what works from Nope, Nope, that's not
what works. All seriousness there's and not knocking your topics
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because they're all great topics. We have a ton of
great topics. Everybody brings great topics this show. But there's
been times where there's a great topic. We even have
calls up it's gonna be home see what you're saying,
And then Brody'll say something like, oh my god, what
will happen? I will say, coming up next, we're talking
about your favorite Campbell soup in the can. Okay, they'll
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line up phone calls. We'll have like fifteen calls from
around the country. Maria likes tomato soup, Johnny likes chicken
noodle soup. They're all lined up, so we play commercials,
we play a song, and then right before the song ends,
Brody will say I had to take my daughter's door
off the hinges. I'm like, let's talk about that. And
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then we go directly into the conversation about how he
got into a fight with his daughter and took the
door off the hinges so she couldn't lock her door.
And then all these people from around the world are
on the hole to talk about camp suit Stephanie and
Philadelphia is like, I just wanted to tell him about
my Campbell's chunky. They're gonna get to me any second now.
Then we'll do that break like next hour. I think
the reason is is because you get so much thrown
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at you and it's hard to remember everything. So whatever
you hear last is what that last in wins. I
write stuff down nice and me for you and the
point format, and we talk about you guys are screaming
so much. Isn't it like eBay where you can biddle
you want? But the last person that's waiting that last second,
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can I tell you what scary secret is? At the
last minute, Scary will tell you remind you of a
topic you liked, even though he's never told you about
it before. I know that you both do. I will
legitimately say, yesterday you told me to hold on to it.
He'll go, hey, Alice, remember that thing about me being
at the club you want them to talk about. You're like,
I don't remember. Let me remind you. He's never told
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never told you. Okay, now I know you guys do
that because you've on that too. Now wait, there's something else.
When Scary wants Mike time, he stands behind me, like
so if he's he would talk like this because he's
he'll be this far from my microphone. We'll be talking
about something and I'll hear him go, uh, he'll make annoys,
you know what I'm talking about? He'll go. He'll start
laughing in the middle of our conversation. We'll be talking
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about daisies or whatever on the show, and I'll hear
Scary go or you're hear this? Do I do that?
And I'll go, what Scary? He'll go, oh, you know,
I was at a car wash yesterday. I'm glad you have.
So he will take over the conversation because he starts
laughing and I'm like, what are you doing? I need
to get your attention somehow. Froggy in Miami has a
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light that goes off like he he like, it's a
light that blinks finger. He puts the finger up like, Oh,
I have something to say. We're in the middle of
talking about daisies. He want to talk about a freaking
car wash. Anyway. That's just some of the behind the
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