February 13, 2018 • 14 mins
The show tries to pick a name for the Brooklyn Boys fan army. Listen to Skeery's terrible idea for Valentine's day with his girlfriend.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents Show what Poppy Galentine's Day, Everybody Galantine's Day
with girl Kathleen? Is that hanging today? Are yeah, hanging
(00:24):
out with my galves and Bethany? What's up? You said
gals plural, but Brody and I are not gals. Gals.
You guys are the gals. You know. If Sam were
to come running in right now, this would be an
Acquired Brooklyn Boys podcast or an Acquired Taste of Brooklyn
team in a tease? Do we have? Is that going
to happen? By the way, Yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, we're
(00:46):
gonna working that maybe Thursday. Yeah, we're working to see it,
working on it. Yeah. In case you didn't know, and
you're not a fan of either podcast, yeah, the Acquired
Taste podcast and the Brooklyn Boys podcast two separate podcasts.
But we're going to have a marriage of a podcast
for one episode and do the I don't even know.
People were submitting their ideas on Twitter for the name
of what it should be or yeah, well we're not
(01:09):
We're not going with the Acquired Taste of the Brooklyn
Boys going to happen. What about Brooklyn Taste and we
get a lot of pizzas delivered. Well, we're podcasting, by
the way, you guys, So you guys did the live
Acquired Taste podcast show, which was incredibly successful, nominal and
very kind of you to mention that we were there.
It wasn't important, but he was the thing. Well, I
(01:30):
appreciate that. But I learned that your fan base, you
have a fan club name the Taste Buds, and so
Scary and I were trying to figure out what we
would call our fan club if we had anyone that
liked our podcast, which we have seen have a couple
of people. You have many fans. So the Brooklyn Boys,
you can't be like the boys or the boys. I
(01:52):
don't know if if girls will listen right unless you're
like you wanted the boys. I feel like if they
of the boys, how the girls could be one of
the Brooklyn Knights. The Brooklyn residents call themselves whatever the
funk they want. I call it Brooklyn clan. No, no, dude, no,
(02:14):
no clan references. No, no, I'm tribe. He's not tried.
But by the way, hashtag tribe is a big thing
on our show. That's right. Did Jewish tribe that they
know that's time. Yeah, triun so I think maybe the boys,
like I'm one of the boys. What does your your
(02:35):
fan army has to have sort of like a it
has to be kind of a pun or a plan.
By the way, we did not even give ourselves that
name or our fans that name. Nate did so because
we didn't even think that we were were Okay, but
I named your after show taste Buds is great. Yeah,
they're gonna if they do like a recap show to
recap their podcast, it's gonna be called the Aftertaste. Very clever. Yeah,
(03:00):
it's great. Yeah, that we could work with like that
the word play. So Brooklyn means the land of brooks
so maybe like you're a brook No, it doesn't work
well if it's something to do with pizza, because you
have pizza in your logo. The slices, You're a slice,
slice of Brooklyn, You're a slice. All those slices are here.
(03:20):
Elvis just came in. We're trying to decide what the
Brooklyn Boys fan Army would be called the Taste of
the Taste the Slice Tribe. No, no, no, so yeah,
we went so I said, like one of the boys, like, yeah,
you one of the boys. Like girls, like you know,
like a cool girl in a baseball hat and a
sport in a football jersey. She wanted the boys, but
then we thought maybe like pizza, like, you're a slice
(03:42):
the pizza. You're a part of our show. You're a slice,
You're one of slices. I gotta think this. When I
hear Brooklyn boys, I think you're plumbers or you're an idiot,
Like so, like, you're an idiot, now you know what,
I don't know. I don't know. Like that, well, like
Twisted Sister, their fan army is SMFS, stupid motherfucker's Okay,
so think like the idiots, like you know, you're an idiot.
Listen on our podcast. I don't know what if you're
(04:05):
Sam just came in, Hi Sam. Okay, So now it's
officially an acquired taste of Brooklyn Boys with Elvis. Okay,
so acquired taste. You have the taste buds. So the
Brooklyn boys should have the boy buds the free desserts.
Well that's well, that's our Yeah, I think the boys.
It sounds good, but you just eliminated all women at
(04:25):
that point. I think that's a great idea, said the
same thing. We shouldn't do that. We'll let We'll let
them decide what they like. What we were actually going
to talk about is, uh, scary? Is doing something pretty
special for Valentine's Day with your girlfriend? Almost strap in
for this one? Yeah, your girlfriend, I'm gonna strap on.
So what are you doing for Valentine's Day with your girlfriend?
(04:48):
So tomorrow Valentine's Day happens to also be the launch
of the swimsuit edition of the Sports Illustrated Issue. Okay,
and going to launch party tomorrow on Valentine's Day, And
so I was invited to go because, as you know,
this party is like so difficult to get in. It's
(05:10):
like having the Golden ticket with Willy Wonka. I've got
the golden ticket. I'm in. So I asked my girlfriend
Rob and I said, Hey, so after work, maybe we
should go to dinner and then maybe sliding over to
this party. What do you think? I think you're an asshole? Yeah?
What what did she say? She said that? At first? Yeah,
because I guess what you're making Valentine's Day about you?
(05:31):
I'm not you know, you're not you know what else
is hard to get into Robin after you take it
to this party. I'm going to side with Scary on
this because you know the party. You know about this party. Yes,
in terms of getting turned on, I'm more turned on
by the female figure than I am by the male figure.
(05:52):
So like as opposed to like, I don't know the
men's edition of whatever the equivalent for sports illustrative party is,
I would rather go to the email edition because then
I start to feel that tinkle on the inside. See,
I see that. I don't think Scary thought that much ahead,
though I'm not going to give you that much credit.
You didn't think about that, did you? You just wanted
to go to the bathing suit party? No? I figured. Listen,
(06:13):
this party is very difficult. I'm one of those guys
that like, I'm like, I gotta have Pomo, and if
the events going on in New York City and I'm
not invited, which is always I never get invited, I
go crazy. Well, listen, listen, listen, Listen to the last
sentence you just gave us. It was I I la
la la la la la la la la la. I
I really want to go to this party that I've
(06:34):
always wanted to go to. So I got some tickets.
I so here's what I did. So I left it up.
Here's what I did. What did you left it up
to her? I said, Robin, if you don't want to
go to this party, I'm gonna lay this all out
for you. I said, here's this invite to this the
Swimsuit edition party. All these people are gonna be there,
Google YouTube videos. You're still selling it. Let me ask
(06:55):
you a question. Let me can I just say one
thing and I'll shut up. What if you went to
her and said, you know, I thought about it, we
have to just go out, you and me. I would
I don't know what I was thinking. I can go
to that party next year. It won't be on Valentine Day,
I'm sure. Would you mind just the two of us
going out and having a dinner together. Wouldn't it be great?
(07:15):
Can you imagine how great it would make her feel?
He would melt and she knows there's a sacrifice here.
I'm sorry. Go ahead. Know what you did? Scary is
you? You You? You made her have to be the bad
guy from saying, this is this really thing I want
to do? Let's do it. You know what, you make
the decision, because now she knows that if she says no,
she's crushing your dream. She went to Bethany as he
(07:36):
as He said, you make the decision. He put the
invitation out in front of her so she could google
all the celebrities that are going to be there. You
basically made you passive aggressive to her. I feel like, oh,
it's fine, we don't have to go. You decide now.
But it wasn't my intention. My honest intention was here,
all the facts, you make the decisions, and whatever you
want to do. I'll go over Robin. I met a decision.
(07:58):
I hope you're happy with it. Let's just you and
me go out and turn off our phones and just
have a night together. That would have been But when
you showed it to her to google it, right, what
can she google that she's interested in? Because you said,
and I believe you. I believe you're not going because
the swimsuit girls. You just said, I'm going because it's
a hard party to get into, which is not really
(08:19):
the You know, why why don't you share with the
room since it is Valentine's Day? What your backup plan is?
Where did you make a reservation to take her to dinner?
In case this didn't work out. We're doing dinner and
then we're going, yeah, well, well you have you have
dinner reservations, so you're gonna take it a nice dinner.
They're going to Hooter and then take it to a
strip club. Part we were gonna go, We're gonna go
(08:40):
see a show or something we're gonna do. I was
gonna try And what show did you get? No? No,
we didn't get the tickets because we chose the part
cub So you'll get Hamilton's tickets if she changes her
mind and says she doesn't want to go, do you
at all doubt her affections for you at all? We
all know how strong her affections are for you, right
like Robbins Very, you know she's she lets that she's
(09:02):
going to say yes because she wants to make you
happy on Valentine's Day more than she's going to want
to not go to the and you're going to say
yes to going because you also want to make you
happy on Valentine So you both love Scary is what
you have in common this day. You know we really
are being rough, Okay, I don't think you We all
know Scary Scary is not trying to be an asshole. No, no, no,
(09:25):
we know you aren't. Has a big heart sometimes and
we're all guilty of it. Scary sometimes we do things
not thinking them all the way through. It sounds like
we really, as your friends, want you to think this
through and you'll come up with a right decision. All right,
what else we wanna talk about can go in? Honestly
scary for me, going to that party would be an aphrodisiac.
(09:46):
So I don't think you did the wrong thing to
take Kathleen Wow with you. Actually, I would much rather
go to a female strip club than a male strip club,
absolutely with my girlfriend she loves because male strippers, like
I have to be attracted to the man in order
to be attracted to his body, right, Like, if you're
just like a dude walking around that a shirt on,
(10:07):
even if you're ripped, it really does nothing for me.
But if you're a guy that I'm attracted to and
you're maybe semi in shape, I'm more attracted to you
than I am to there ripped do. But like like
when I see fifty Shades of Gray, I'm more into
when Anastacia Steel takes her clothes off. As opposed to
Christian gray for sure, Hamton's Hamilton is better. I want
(10:29):
to have sex with Hamilton's. Would do that ponytail? I
don't care. Just off, we had a woman come to
the Acquired Taste event. When she came onto the stage
to meet us for the Meat and Great, I had
a moment. I very much was aware of me being
(10:51):
on that sliding scale of sexuality. What was it? Well,
what I mean, can you pinpoint it? Is this something
you can even vocalize. I have a thing for women
who trend a little bit more to the masculine side,
um who are like kind of a deeper voice, have uh,
just are kind of vibe into that more masculine area.
(11:14):
And there was just something about her. She First of all,
she's the first thing she did a smile, She had
a great smile, and then she had dimples, which kind
of killed me. And then she was wearing like this
outfit that fit her perfectly, and she was completely The
crazy thing is she was completely covered up. You didn't
see legs, you didn't see arms, you didn't see anything,
but what she was wearing Taylor fit her so well.
(11:37):
I was like, oh my god. And I was so
attracted to her and like stumbling over my words. Attracted
to her? Isnything great when you can read a person
through the way they dress, because we forget that is
so important. It's so important. You look at you playing
with your hair over there. Bethany described the women that
(11:57):
turned her on because no one asks a question. If
he's like, oh, there's this guy that turns me on,
he's really hot, people accept it. But with women, you're like, okay,
explain why, and it's then it's just fun to watch
you break it down a little bit. He was real pretty,
you're blushing, real pretty. Yeah, when she walked away, you
were like mumbling to yourself, You're like, oh my god. Yeah,
she was amazing. But you know, what are you gonna do? Brody?
(12:18):
When is that time you saw a guy that did
that to you? Ever since he's been on Dr Fat Loss,
he drives me crazy, look at that? Can I tell you?
I was listening to a podcast and they were referencing
guys who hug, like friends who hug, And there was
some show they were talking about, and I don't I
wish I could remember what it was, but it's not
(12:38):
a big deal. These are just two male friends on
the show who just hug and oh it's um it's
a master of none. Sorry and his friend on the show.
But they're just men who hug. And it's never a
big deal. It's never like a no homo. It's just
you know, I'm a hugger. I love it when guys
to arm hug each Other's not a hugger. I am
a hugger. I'm not a hugger of other men. I'm
(13:01):
a backpack But I for me. I know Bethany says
she likes to cuddle and make out. I would say
the hug is the greatest act of emotional connection I
have with a human being. The only physical the only
physical interaction with Brody I've ever had was yesterday when
I gave him that soft jab on that no no no.
You hug and kiss me when you're drunk at the
first fifteen minutes of the holiday party every year, when
(13:24):
you when I come in and you go, oh, Rody,
I love you. I'm so glad you're here. Do you
really I know? Do you dread that to it that
you're not nice to be the rest of the year.
So I was I meant like affection that you're not
you don't kiss me the rest of all. I'm gonna
show more affection for the rest of you. I actually,
I'm gonna be honest. I don't like affection from Scary,
(13:47):
but I know it's genuine from you, and it means
something different when you give affection to me. I want
to blow you. I'm in No, that's not what it is.
You know what, and it's I know what it is.
It's genuine. You don't have you don't have the trappings
of the straight heterosexual. That's Scary and I have is
that there's that feeling like we shouldn't be doing this.
(14:07):
When you hug and you show affection to me or
other straight men, there's a different vibe from you. It's
genuine as if Bethany was hugging me. There's no there's
no preconceived notion. There's a reason why Bethany hugs you.
There's a reason I hug you. It's because every time
we hug you, it's it's our history together. It's how
much we respect you for all the great things you
bring into our lives. It's not just a like an
(14:28):
empty handshake. No, I know that, but I sense that
when you and I do hug there's a different vibe.
It's different than Scary and Eye. Okay, we're done. You're
feeling it? Yeah, Bertie, say you were over Elvis's house
or Scary's house and they had both taken an ambient Oh. Shoot,
the podcast is all you know. That's a fair question.
That's a fair question. Here's what I would do. I
(14:49):
would wait until they were completely in the haze, right
The Shifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents Show what Poppy Galentine's Day, Everybody Galantine's Day
with girl Kathleen? Is that hanging today? Are yeah, hanging
(00:24):
out with my galves and Bethany? What's up? You said
gals plural, but Brody and I are not gals. Gals.
You guys are the gals. You know. If Sam were
to come running in right now, this would be an
Acquired Brooklyn Boys podcast or an Acquired Taste of Brooklyn
team in a tease? Do we have? Is that going
to happen? By the way, Yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, we're
(00:46):
gonna working that maybe Thursday. Yeah, we're working to see it,
working on it. Yeah. In case you didn't know, and
you're not a fan of either podcast, yeah, the Acquired
Taste podcast and the Brooklyn Boys podcast two separate podcasts.
But we're going to have a marriage of a podcast
for one episode and do the I don't even know.
People were submitting their ideas on Twitter for the name
of what it should be or yeah, well we're not
(01:09):
We're not going with the Acquired Taste of the Brooklyn
Boys going to happen. What about Brooklyn Taste and we
get a lot of pizzas delivered. Well, we're podcasting, by
the way, you guys, So you guys did the live
Acquired Taste podcast show, which was incredibly successful, nominal and
very kind of you to mention that we were there.
It wasn't important, but he was the thing. Well, I
(01:30):
appreciate that. But I learned that your fan base, you
have a fan club name the Taste Buds, and so
Scary and I were trying to figure out what we
would call our fan club if we had anyone that
liked our podcast, which we have seen have a couple
of people. You have many fans. So the Brooklyn Boys,
you can't be like the boys or the boys. I
(01:52):
don't know if if girls will listen right unless you're
like you wanted the boys. I feel like if they
of the boys, how the girls could be one of
the Brooklyn Knights. The Brooklyn residents call themselves whatever the
funk they want. I call it Brooklyn clan. No, no, dude, no,
(02:14):
no clan references. No, no, I'm tribe. He's not tried.
But by the way, hashtag tribe is a big thing
on our show. That's right. Did Jewish tribe that they
know that's time. Yeah, triun so I think maybe the boys,
like I'm one of the boys. What does your your
(02:35):
fan army has to have sort of like a it
has to be kind of a pun or a plan.
By the way, we did not even give ourselves that
name or our fans that name. Nate did so because
we didn't even think that we were were Okay, but
I named your after show taste Buds is great. Yeah,
they're gonna if they do like a recap show to
recap their podcast, it's gonna be called the Aftertaste. Very clever. Yeah,
(03:00):
it's great. Yeah, that we could work with like that
the word play. So Brooklyn means the land of brooks
so maybe like you're a brook No, it doesn't work
well if it's something to do with pizza, because you
have pizza in your logo. The slices, You're a slice,
slice of Brooklyn, You're a slice. All those slices are here.
(03:20):
Elvis just came in. We're trying to decide what the
Brooklyn Boys fan Army would be called the Taste of
the Taste the Slice Tribe. No, no, no, so yeah,
we went so I said, like one of the boys, like, yeah,
you one of the boys. Like girls, like you know,
like a cool girl in a baseball hat and a
sport in a football jersey. She wanted the boys, but
then we thought maybe like pizza, like, you're a slice
(03:42):
the pizza. You're a part of our show. You're a slice,
You're one of slices. I gotta think this. When I
hear Brooklyn boys, I think you're plumbers or you're an idiot,
Like so, like, you're an idiot, now you know what,
I don't know. I don't know. Like that, well, like
Twisted Sister, their fan army is SMFS, stupid motherfucker's Okay,
so think like the idiots, like you know, you're an idiot.
Listen on our podcast. I don't know what if you're
(04:05):
Sam just came in, Hi Sam. Okay, So now it's
officially an acquired taste of Brooklyn Boys with Elvis. Okay,
so acquired taste. You have the taste buds. So the
Brooklyn boys should have the boy buds the free desserts.
Well that's well, that's our Yeah, I think the boys.
It sounds good, but you just eliminated all women at
(04:25):
that point. I think that's a great idea, said the
same thing. We shouldn't do that. We'll let We'll let
them decide what they like. What we were actually going
to talk about is, uh, scary? Is doing something pretty
special for Valentine's Day with your girlfriend? Almost strap in
for this one? Yeah, your girlfriend, I'm gonna strap on.
So what are you doing for Valentine's Day with your girlfriend?
(04:48):
So tomorrow Valentine's Day happens to also be the launch
of the swimsuit edition of the Sports Illustrated Issue. Okay,
and going to launch party tomorrow on Valentine's Day, And
so I was invited to go because, as you know,
this party is like so difficult to get in. It's
(05:10):
like having the Golden ticket with Willy Wonka. I've got
the golden ticket. I'm in. So I asked my girlfriend
Rob and I said, Hey, so after work, maybe we
should go to dinner and then maybe sliding over to
this party. What do you think? I think you're an asshole? Yeah?
What what did she say? She said that? At first? Yeah,
because I guess what you're making Valentine's Day about you?
(05:31):
I'm not you know, you're not you know what else
is hard to get into Robin after you take it
to this party. I'm going to side with Scary on
this because you know the party. You know about this party. Yes,
in terms of getting turned on, I'm more turned on
by the female figure than I am by the male figure.
(05:52):
So like as opposed to like, I don't know the
men's edition of whatever the equivalent for sports illustrative party is,
I would rather go to the email edition because then
I start to feel that tinkle on the inside. See,
I see that. I don't think Scary thought that much ahead,
though I'm not going to give you that much credit.
You didn't think about that, did you? You just wanted
to go to the bathing suit party? No? I figured. Listen,
(06:13):
this party is very difficult. I'm one of those guys
that like, I'm like, I gotta have Pomo, and if
the events going on in New York City and I'm
not invited, which is always I never get invited, I
go crazy. Well, listen, listen, listen, Listen to the last
sentence you just gave us. It was I I la
la la la la la la la la la. I
I really want to go to this party that I've
(06:34):
always wanted to go to. So I got some tickets.
I so here's what I did. So I left it up.
Here's what I did. What did you left it up
to her? I said, Robin, if you don't want to
go to this party, I'm gonna lay this all out
for you. I said, here's this invite to this the
Swimsuit edition party. All these people are gonna be there,
Google YouTube videos. You're still selling it. Let me ask
(06:55):
you a question. Let me can I just say one
thing and I'll shut up. What if you went to
her and said, you know, I thought about it, we
have to just go out, you and me. I would
I don't know what I was thinking. I can go
to that party next year. It won't be on Valentine Day,
I'm sure. Would you mind just the two of us
going out and having a dinner together. Wouldn't it be great?
(07:15):
Can you imagine how great it would make her feel?
He would melt and she knows there's a sacrifice here.
I'm sorry. Go ahead. Know what you did? Scary is
you? You You? You made her have to be the bad
guy from saying, this is this really thing I want
to do? Let's do it. You know what, you make
the decision, because now she knows that if she says no,
she's crushing your dream. She went to Bethany as he
(07:36):
as He said, you make the decision. He put the
invitation out in front of her so she could google
all the celebrities that are going to be there. You
basically made you passive aggressive to her. I feel like, oh,
it's fine, we don't have to go. You decide now.
But it wasn't my intention. My honest intention was here,
all the facts, you make the decisions, and whatever you
want to do. I'll go over Robin. I met a decision.
(07:58):
I hope you're happy with it. Let's just you and
me go out and turn off our phones and just
have a night together. That would have been But when
you showed it to her to google it, right, what
can she google that she's interested in? Because you said,
and I believe you. I believe you're not going because
the swimsuit girls. You just said, I'm going because it's
a hard party to get into, which is not really
(08:19):
the You know, why why don't you share with the
room since it is Valentine's Day? What your backup plan is?
Where did you make a reservation to take her to dinner?
In case this didn't work out. We're doing dinner and
then we're going, yeah, well, well you have you have
dinner reservations, so you're gonna take it a nice dinner.
They're going to Hooter and then take it to a
strip club. Part we were gonna go, We're gonna go
(08:40):
see a show or something we're gonna do. I was
gonna try And what show did you get? No? No,
we didn't get the tickets because we chose the part
cub So you'll get Hamilton's tickets if she changes her
mind and says she doesn't want to go, do you
at all doubt her affections for you at all? We
all know how strong her affections are for you, right
like Robbins Very, you know she's she lets that she's
(09:02):
going to say yes because she wants to make you
happy on Valentine's Day more than she's going to want
to not go to the and you're going to say
yes to going because you also want to make you
happy on Valentine So you both love Scary is what
you have in common this day. You know we really
are being rough, Okay, I don't think you We all
know Scary Scary is not trying to be an asshole. No, no, no,
(09:25):
we know you aren't. Has a big heart sometimes and
we're all guilty of it. Scary sometimes we do things
not thinking them all the way through. It sounds like
we really, as your friends, want you to think this
through and you'll come up with a right decision. All right,
what else we wanna talk about can go in? Honestly
scary for me, going to that party would be an aphrodisiac.
(09:46):
So I don't think you did the wrong thing to
take Kathleen Wow with you. Actually, I would much rather
go to a female strip club than a male strip club,
absolutely with my girlfriend she loves because male strippers, like
I have to be attracted to the man in order
to be attracted to his body, right, Like, if you're
just like a dude walking around that a shirt on,
(10:07):
even if you're ripped, it really does nothing for me.
But if you're a guy that I'm attracted to and
you're maybe semi in shape, I'm more attracted to you
than I am to there ripped do. But like like
when I see fifty Shades of Gray, I'm more into
when Anastacia Steel takes her clothes off. As opposed to
Christian gray for sure, Hamton's Hamilton is better. I want
(10:29):
to have sex with Hamilton's. Would do that ponytail? I
don't care. Just off, we had a woman come to
the Acquired Taste event. When she came onto the stage
to meet us for the Meat and Great, I had
a moment. I very much was aware of me being
(10:51):
on that sliding scale of sexuality. What was it? Well,
what I mean, can you pinpoint it? Is this something
you can even vocalize. I have a thing for women
who trend a little bit more to the masculine side,
um who are like kind of a deeper voice, have uh,
just are kind of vibe into that more masculine area.
(11:14):
And there was just something about her. She First of all,
she's the first thing she did a smile, She had
a great smile, and then she had dimples, which kind
of killed me. And then she was wearing like this
outfit that fit her perfectly, and she was completely The
crazy thing is she was completely covered up. You didn't
see legs, you didn't see arms, you didn't see anything,
but what she was wearing Taylor fit her so well.
(11:37):
I was like, oh my god. And I was so
attracted to her and like stumbling over my words. Attracted
to her? Isnything great when you can read a person
through the way they dress, because we forget that is
so important. It's so important. You look at you playing
with your hair over there. Bethany described the women that
(11:57):
turned her on because no one asks a question. If
he's like, oh, there's this guy that turns me on,
he's really hot, people accept it. But with women, you're like, okay,
explain why, and it's then it's just fun to watch
you break it down a little bit. He was real pretty,
you're blushing, real pretty. Yeah, when she walked away, you
were like mumbling to yourself, You're like, oh my god. Yeah,
she was amazing. But you know, what are you gonna do? Brody?
(12:18):
When is that time you saw a guy that did
that to you? Ever since he's been on Dr Fat Loss,
he drives me crazy, look at that? Can I tell you?
I was listening to a podcast and they were referencing
guys who hug, like friends who hug, And there was
some show they were talking about, and I don't I
wish I could remember what it was, but it's not
(12:38):
a big deal. These are just two male friends on
the show who just hug and oh it's um it's
a master of none. Sorry and his friend on the show.
But they're just men who hug. And it's never a
big deal. It's never like a no homo. It's just
you know, I'm a hugger. I love it when guys
to arm hug each Other's not a hugger. I am
a hugger. I'm not a hugger of other men. I'm
(13:01):
a backpack But I for me. I know Bethany says
she likes to cuddle and make out. I would say
the hug is the greatest act of emotional connection I
have with a human being. The only physical the only
physical interaction with Brody I've ever had was yesterday when
I gave him that soft jab on that no no no.
You hug and kiss me when you're drunk at the
first fifteen minutes of the holiday party every year, when
(13:24):
you when I come in and you go, oh, Rody,
I love you. I'm so glad you're here. Do you
really I know? Do you dread that to it that
you're not nice to be the rest of the year.
So I was I meant like affection that you're not
you don't kiss me the rest of all. I'm gonna
show more affection for the rest of you. I actually,
I'm gonna be honest. I don't like affection from Scary,
(13:47):
but I know it's genuine from you, and it means
something different when you give affection to me. I want
to blow you. I'm in No, that's not what it is.
You know what, and it's I know what it is.
It's genuine. You don't have you don't have the trappings
of the straight heterosexual. That's Scary and I have is
that there's that feeling like we shouldn't be doing this.
(14:07):
When you hug and you show affection to me or
other straight men, there's a different vibe from you. It's
genuine as if Bethany was hugging me. There's no there's
no preconceived notion. There's a reason why Bethany hugs you.
There's a reason I hug you. It's because every time
we hug you, it's it's our history together. It's how
much we respect you for all the great things you
bring into our lives. It's not just a like an
(14:28):
empty handshake. No, I know that, but I sense that
when you and I do hug there's a different vibe.
It's different than Scary and Eye. Okay, we're done. You're
feeling it? Yeah, Bertie, say you were over Elvis's house
or Scary's house and they had both taken an ambient Oh. Shoot,
the podcast is all you know. That's a fair question.
That's a fair question. Here's what I would do. I
(14:49):
would wait until they were completely in the haze, right
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