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February 5, 2018 15 mins

Bethany has a problem who getting packages?!?!?! Also Danielle is so EXCITEDa for the 'Spice Girls' reunion!!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show.
There's clearly a sign that says ring every apartment because
someone is home where the outside, So ring every apartment,

(00:29):
someone is home. So when the FedEx dude leaves my
box of whatever I've ordered outside, I know it means
that that dude has not rung every apartment because someone
is always home. And that, Brody, is why I need
your help. I get get me aggravated right now. I
have customer service problem. Could you be more specific? Okay,

(00:51):
because you do? Oh my god, I'm so pissed. First
of all, it's in the morning show. I'm Bethany Brody.
It's not Bethany Brody. We have not consummated that marriage,
not yet. Great Garrett over there, Hey, new dad, new
Dad number two, Danielle and then Scary. Here's the conundrum
that I'm facing right now, Sweet gentle listener, I just
want to say I love conundrum for I just want

(01:13):
to say that it sounds yeah, yeah, no words great, sugar. Yeah. No,
It's it's being in the middle of a of a
situation where you really don't know. It's a complicated situation.
Well you know what I mean, you do you want
to continue to play anything, we can do that, we
can play Gregg to the real guy that knows what
the word conundrum, Yeah, for sure, lots of m's and

(01:36):
that both those. I didn't want to stop your thought
that I do love the word. I like it too.
I like it too conundrum. So I live with a family.
I've said this before in the air. I live with
a family. It's not my family, but my family now.
And so I live in a house, which means there's
always somebody in the house because a lot of people
in this family work from home. And when I order packages,

(02:00):
you are told there is a sign says ring all
apartments someone is home, but my person, the dude, it's
not the regular male person, but like the FedEx person
or whatever, keeps leaving the packages outside. And this really
sketchy neighborhood I live in, so that anybody can just
take them, despite the fact that there's a sign that

(02:22):
says ring every apartment. So we know that this person
isn't reading the sign because they haven't tried to ring
every They just haven't because someone would have heard it.
Because someone's like, so now I don't know who to
reach out to and yell at because it's not our person,
real person, because the no male person is really nice.
Well wait a second. Can't you just say when you
get a package, that must must have a signature. So

(02:43):
therefore they're forced to ring every doorbell to get a signature. No,
because then they won't. They won't. They won't ring it.
They'll just take it back with them. I guarantee you no,
I don't, but I don't want to take it away either.
I want it and you don't pick it up at
the post. I got to be careful that you complain
to because these are the people with your pack. It is.
This is seeing. This is a good point. So if
if they find out and they got in trouble your packages,

(03:06):
say good bye to the mail carry This is the
mentality of scary. Look, don't complain the restaurant still spitting
your food. You're like, don't complain, they won't bring your packages.
They're already not bringing their packages. I do believe that
if it circles back to the delivery guy, he's gonna
go off. That's the one that complained about that. That's

(03:27):
when it's like they have you by the balls, the bulls.
They have you by the bulls or the package. It
works both the way, literally, and I don't know what
to do because it's and you and I'm always at
work when they come and so I can't like have
a friendly face to face with them. So I don't
know when breathing up. Until a year ago, my mom

(03:50):
lived in an apartment building in Brooklyn on the sixth
floor of six. They had an elevators going up the
elevator six floor done, and whenever she got packages, the
mail carrier, whichever service it was, is supposed to buzz
the intercom. They buzzed the door downstairs opens up into
the lobby, and you go up the elevator and leave
the package by the door. You can't leave it in

(04:10):
the hallway with all the little boxes because there's no
place to put a package. So they would constantly leave
notes like, oh nobody rang me in. My mother was
home all day. She wasn't going anywhere. She didn't leave
because she said, oh, I go man, what are you
going today? I can't leave. I'm expecting a package. She's
one of those people. I can't go out. I'm expecting

(04:33):
a package. That recently, with von FiOS installation, I said,
I can't leave because the fires. But that's that's an appointment.
My mother would know there's a package arriving that week,
would go out until I can't Maybe by Thursday, I
can go out, but I can't go out during the week.
So they would leave notes no one was home. My
mother would go, that's bullshit, right yeah, or they go, oh,

(04:55):
the elevator wasn't working. Bullshit. The elevator works every day.
She'd be aware of it if it wasn't work. So
she called the mail carrier company and the post office
because it's two different and she complained, and one guy
got transferred off the route, and one guy never made
that mistake again and brought the package up the elevator.
And she wasn't afraid that. He was just gonna say,

(05:18):
or she I don't know, have you met me. That's
a different world. We're in a different world now there
was last year. I don't know what what's changed. You
think our government change is going to affect that. I'm
saying nothing else has changed. Bill wouldn't do it. I
mean I would do it, but I would be careful
about how I didn't do that. Your packaging. She'll get

(05:38):
a refund if they don't deliver the package, she'll then
she'll get a refun from the company. We want to
constantly chase down packages. Well, the alternative is they're not
bringing our package. She's already not getting a package. The
thing you don't know is there's a middleman in this message.
So like, if if I was able to talk to
the package delivery person, I could say, look, can you
really help me out? I know that you know it's

(06:00):
called out and whatever, but it would really help me
out if you would just make sure to ring everything,
like be nice to them and get them on your side.
But if I'm giving the message to their boss, I
don't know if their boss is gonna be like, Yo,
this bitch said that she's not getting her packages. What
the funk you doing? God that I like the way
you went from Wisconsin Bethany now living in New York, Bethany.

(06:21):
So you don't know how they're going to say the
message and then it might get you in trouble in
your package is gonna be kicked down? The said fragile. Yeah,
but here's the thing. If you call up nicely and say,
you know, I just I really need my medical supplies,
and if I don't get those packages. There's no way
you know that that middle That manager is not going

(06:42):
to call up and go, yeah, it's bitch called up,
so you might as well not be nice. Doesn't matter.
He's gonna say what he wants to say. But the
manager may say, you're making me look bad. This is
the fifth complaint we've got about you, right, and you're
gonna be in trouble. Ring the woman's bell, you can
be sure if he's not ringing your bell, he's not
ringing o the bells. That's a good point. See this

(07:02):
is why I like you guys. You're like my Emily post.
And if FedEx doesn't keep ringing the bell, I'm just
using fedais an example. I'm not saying this FedEx, then
you're gonna call ups next time? Or haven't forbid? To
go off the board and call the t mobile of
Delivery Services DHL. How many other people living like like that?

(07:22):
Third choice? I like Arci Cola. By the way, how
many people there's a handful. Okay, so there's multiple there's
like a bunch of different What if you put notes
under or left notes and said, is anyone else having
this problem? And see how many other people are having
the problem, and then if if it's a lot of people,
then complain about it. It's so it's interesting. So it's
a it's one it's it's a bunch of different apartments

(07:46):
inside a home. So but it's all one family. And
so we're all on an email loop like it's literally
this whole family. And then me got it, so we
all know that, like mine are the only ones too
that they're not ringing for. You need a ring doorbell
and with a camera that has a motion sensor. Can
you use those on apartment buildings? You put them on
the front. Yeah, it's like a sticker that that you

(08:08):
put out there pretty much. And then and then you
replaced the button with a ring button and has a
camera in it. And then you could be sitting anywhere
you want and you go, hey, idiot, ring the bell.
I'm watching you. Don't walk away from me. Ring the bell.
Come back with my package you yes, you're with the
gray hair, Go back and ring the bell like a

(08:28):
side tie. That's what you need. A ring doorbell that's
not a paid advertisement, not a sponsor. Yeah, Scotty b
has that he monitors all day. Scotty sits in his studio.
My husband I like yelling at people, comes up on
his phone and he's like Joey and he scares the
crap out of my front my kid's friends, Joey Spencer

(08:49):
is not home. Okay, we'll come back. I haven't never
seen a commercial where these two kids are loitering like
they're gonna break in the house and the guy says, hey,
what are you doing there? And they run off because
they heard a voice out of nowhere. Thank thing with Bethany.
Hey what are you doing with my package back here? Oh?
Don't you know I need that package? A That was
a terrible Midwestern act. I was not doing a Midwestern accent.

(09:09):
You do Chinese. No. I was watching an episode of
Twin Peaks over the weekend and this woman was doing
the most offensively bad Midwestern accent, and I was so pissed.
She was supposed to be like in North Dakota, and
it was so bad. It was like South Dakota. I
mean like, it wasn't even close to it was the accent.
I just did my interpretation of a Wisconsin accent, the

(09:31):
equivalent of when Danielle Scary and Garrett and I hear
a bad New York acc Yes, like couldn't get a
cup of coffee over year nuts. Yeah, And then people
tell me, well, they're not they're doing a commercial, but
they're not from New York. Well, then why don't you
get somebody from New York do your commercial? Even my
husband will say, Okay, that person is not British and
she's doing a British commercial, and I, well, why don't

(09:52):
they get acase they're actors, they've been cast in that commercial.
There's one Japanese car company. It's a big Japanese car company,
and they have a guy for a long time. Hey,
when you're driving in New York and you hit potholes,
you want a car it's gonna hold up. And I'm thinking,
you idiot, piece of crap California voiceover actor. I got

(10:13):
a Japanese car company trying to get a New York
guy to do a voice over. Stop it yer. But
that guy, put on his resume, can do an East
Coast New York dialect, and then the person casting him
doesn't know any different so assumes that it sounds normal.
There's one commercial. I have to try remember who it is,
but it's a Boston guy doing a New York accent
and and and it's it's blatant. He's like when you're

(10:35):
in the streets over it's like, I can't do Boston.
But it's like, you know, the pact the cat. It's
like when you're driving a cat in New York. You know,
I'm like, oh my god, it is a Patriots fan
New Yorker is going to Boston. And but some guy
in l A was like, we need a Northeastern accent.
The guy's resume musta can do a Northeast accent. Let
me tell you something, if you're not from the Northeast,

(10:56):
you drive five blocks, it's a different accent. And see
to me, they still all sound the same. Danielle's bronk
sounds nothing like my Brooklyn different and our Brooklyn and
bronk found nothing like Long Island or Statn Island, you
know that Jersey that's British too, Like my husband's dialect
is different. And if you listen to the Spice girls talk,
there's five of them and they're all from different parts

(11:18):
of the UK and they all have different dialects, and
you can you can hear it how excited are Oh
my gosh, I have a heart attack. I cannot wait.
Who's your favorite? Ginger was always my favorite, then she
left the group, and then scary became no, and then
scary became my favorite. We're so conditioned to say scary

(11:40):
that when you meant scary, you still scary. Scary publicity
it looks really different. It looks amazing, awesome. I needed
to see this, not to bring back to Twin Peaks,
but did anyone else else here ever watch Twin Peaks?
Probably a Twin Peaks the way Danielle is so. The
only reasons it is because I had never seen it before,

(12:02):
so I binged the seasons and then immediately watched the season.
And so it is people aging twenty five years very poorly,
very quickly, and it was really sad. And so because
this was shot back in the nineties when people were
still smoking a lot, people weren't wearing sun protection as much,

(12:23):
so it's only right. So it's good to see publicity
shots of people who have aged well because otherwise it
makes you fear time. And even if they've had workedne
it's not overdone. It's not like, oh my gosh, they
can't move their faces. You know how this happens to
a lot now teenagers that are binge watching old TV shows.
So my kids, um, about a year ago, watched all

(12:45):
the episodes of Friends that they don't know the actors.
They didn't know them at the time. They was like, oh, Friends,
everybody's watching it. They binge watched Friends. Then we're watching
the Tonight Show one night and Matthew Perry walks out,
What the hell happened to Matthew Perry. I that at home,
nothing happened to him. He did Friends twenty years ago.
Oh my god, he looks terrible because because I've grown

(13:09):
with Matthew Perry, I watched Matthew Perry age. So it's
not like shocking, but like what Bethany's saying when you
see like, uh, you know Matthew Perry well with with
what's what's the with? Um with Monica? And uh Chandler Bing.
You watch Chandler Bing and and all of a sudden
he's so much older, you know, like, oh my god,

(13:31):
you know I do it on purpose, I'll go, you
want to see what they look like now? So like
we were watching TV show Full House and the kids
are watching them, I go, you want to see what
they used to look like? We did the Oven and
they're like, oh my gosh, it's so crazy. There was
one actress that I did not recognize. Like, there's this
scene where seen where these four women are sitting in

(13:54):
a bar booth and they're having this whole scene that
you know that was just plugged in because they wanted
to have these actresses, isn't it. I didn't know who
the actresses were or why they were there until I
looked it up and I'm like, oh crap, that's one
of them. Well, that's that's Will and Grace. They all
aged well eleven years later, they'll look the same full
house to they all aged really bast will you watch

(14:16):
they're bringing Rosanne back. That cast does not look like
they did years ago. I feel like new Becky still
looks like she used to. Boy. Yeah, both Becky's are
on it. Which one plays Becky Becky? I don't know Becky.
What's Becky two playing? I I don't know, but they
were both in the They made one of them I think,

(14:39):
like a neighbor a friend, but they worked into the show.
They're not gonna pull the Alston Twins with Becky want
and Becky two. No, they're not the same girld. They
could make it that it's fantasy, could do anything. Watch
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