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January 30, 2018 15 mins

Elvis talked about being medicated when you're sick. Also we chatted about nicknames for different cities around the country that locals would never use

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show. This is why I can't take drugs. I
don't want to do drugs because they made me feel funny,
you know. I guess that's when people do drugs. They
want to feel funny. Yeah, but I don't want to

(00:24):
feel funny, not when you're at work hosting a programs
of people. I don't feel like I'm in my body.
I feel like I'm somewhere else right now. I can't
take that either, that stuff to clears up your mucus,
because I feel like I'm floating above myself and then
I'm looking down at me and there I am doing
my stuff, but I'm really not there. It's terrible. And

(00:45):
I was with you, Elvis this morning in that feeling
because I took my inhaler, and when I take my inhaler,
it's basically like a shot of adrenaline into your lungs
and then the rest of your body. So I was shaking.
You were having coffee as well, well, yeah, because you
got too. But I know that it's just a mix
of isn't going to wake you up? The coffee has

(01:06):
to wake you up. My god, I'm sorry, Brodie. We're
the music's back, like that music. We're bitching ammony on
your birthday. That's okay, I was, I've been sick for
eleven days now, so if you've got the magic cure,
please pass it this. What did the doctor say when
you went to the said stay away from me? Is
that what he says? He did not? Yeah, he said

(01:27):
I had a sinus infection and symptoms of the flu.
That's nice. And then he gave me a Z pack
which costs me a hundred and thirty four dollars. That
your seventy nine and that's the worst part of my illness. Really, Now,
how comes she got it at such a great price? Well,
I guess it's a great prices. He said, where'd you
get it? I said, a major, you know, major drug store.

(01:49):
Just oh, I got it at this this, you know,
third level generic place in her bad neighborhood. And I said, oh,
I should go there? You should. Yeah, that's roughly the
words she used. Isn't it covered under insurances? Not at
the beginning of the year. I'm like, bring it on,
I'm not paying for it right, I haven't gotten how

(02:10):
does that work? I don't understand, because you have a
co pay, and it has a couple of hundred butts,
and until you make it deductible, you pay the whole
thing decible. It's just confusing. I can't keep up up
with all the rules. Oh damn it, I forgot that.
But I don't know. And if if I hadn't taken
that medicine this morning, how would I feel? What? I
feel worse than I do now that I took to medicine.

(02:31):
You know, I don't understand think you'd feel worse because
I think you'd feel achy and yuck and nick tired.
At least this you feel a little you know, a
little whoo whoo. I don't like this feeling at all. Yeah.
I think that you're more concerned about the feeling, so
you're not paying attention to your symptoms. It's probably a
good thing. It's like if your knee hurts, the doctor
hits you on the face with a hammer, and then
you're not worried about your knee. It's very true. But

(02:52):
when I say to my husband, how it hurts when
I do this, he goes, don't do that pretty easy. Hey,
So I'm just looking back over this day. What an
incredible day with koa Settle performing for us with benj
and Justin who wrote the song, who wrote the music
to Dear Evan Hanson. They're just they're brilliant writers, really are,

(03:16):
and they act us like, oh no, we're just guys
who like to write music. And they look like they're eighteen.
They really do. They look they're like eighteen years old.
So much talent. How about the fact that although they
wrote every song for The Greatest Showman and Dear Evan
Hanson and The James and the Giant Peach, they had
to audition for each song for this movie. Like they
wrote the first song and they're like, okay, great, we're
not gonna hire you for the second song. What do

(03:37):
you got? And they had to keep submittings rather than
saying you're hired for the soundtrack even pissed. Yeah, Like
imagine telling George Clooney like, well, you can do the
first scene in the movie, but you have to addition
for the second scene. Like they wrote amazing music that
has one Tony's like trust me, like just trust me,
trust me. I wonder if that's just the process. Maybe

(03:59):
maybe they know that's the process. I don't know. I
don't want to live in a world where that's the process.
But such talented guys and she, of course she has
a spirit. There's no way to describe her. Yeah you can't. Yeah,
she's pretty great. You can't put her in a bottle.
You know, she's just explosive, unbelievable. I'm bored. This is

(04:21):
the most boring podcast. We can't do anything better than
what we did on the show. So he's just pack
it in and go home. I'm just bored this boring podcast.
This is the worst podcast ever. This is the worst
podcast ever to second for a bunch of miserable assholes.

(04:43):
I think it's gonna be a red bull, say is it?
You know? I yell at her and take them away
and go naughty girl, give me that. Because Daniel is
convinced I have an underlying heart condition that will make
my heart stop if I drink red ball. Yes, I
am convinced to find up get the girl a now
I will say this. Oh, speaking of medical bills, Okay,

(05:04):
so I learned the hard then easy way that if
you see a therapist UM and your insurance doesn't cover it,
make sure that you find out if you can submit
afterwards to try and get reimbursed. Because I didn't know
I could do that, and then I did that, and
then I got a check for thousands of dollars. So yeah,

(05:26):
that's free money. If you have to pay any of
these like out of network or uncovered doctors, just check
to see if there's like a clause in your insurance
that lets you resubmit. I know nothing about any of
that mental health stuff. A lot of times is not covered,
but then is covered after the fact, So just just
check it's worth it, because holy crap, I paid rent
with that money that I never would have known I

(05:47):
had had until my doctor was like, why are you
not submitting these things? Also, if you do that, then
it means you're going to therapy, which means the a
for you, because you're learning about yourself. When you have
you when's the last time you went to therapy? Brody,
what is it? Then I'm not a go to therapy
type of person because I self analyze because he would
tell them what he already know what's wrong with me.

(06:08):
And then I go home and I, bro do you
you really need to open up about your feelings? And
then I open up about my feelings and then I
analyzed what I just said to myself, and then I realized,
now I'm going home every day talking to myself. Perhaps
I do need a therapist. I have a question for you. Yes,
are you used to do it? I should see a therapist.
I think everyone should. I think it's just a part
of your upkeep. Do you do you think Brodie, your

(06:31):
mental health is better now that you do the Brooklyn
Boys podcast and you get to rant on every epis
And I think my home life is better because I'm
not ranting at home about what happened to me at
the Theme restaurant when they put scions on my nachos.
I said that in front one of our podcasts. I
said to scare, I said, this is my therapy if
if I was going to therapy, because I can complain

(06:51):
and rant and or just vent or you know, I
had an experience at CVS which you heard me talk about,
which I didn't have to go home and tell my wife,
you're not gonna be happy me Ae. Yes, She's like,
oh yeah, I can. I know what happened, Like my
wife already knows my stick, but I have a whole
new audience now of people who don't know my stick,
who are still amused by it. It's like being married
all over again to new listeners when you tell his
wife and she goes, yeah, yeah, I live with it.

(07:15):
It must be amazing living with a guy who's funny
and he's a comedy writer, like, oh yeah, it's a must.
Alex gets it all the time. Alex gets said, oh
my god, you must laugh and laugh and laugh. He's like,
I don't know what you're talking about. No, living with
this is a lot different than barely knowing us. Yeah.
That's when people say when when they say, Danielle, will
you laugh for me, oh my god, it's so funny,

(07:36):
I go ask my husband, yeah, and then he's like, honey,
really Sometimes now we find I go, oh yeah, well,
Trish underscore twenty three things. I'm funny thing Daniels laugh.
This has worked for me before. It's like the human
equivalent of putting a bell on your cat. Because I
have been in places where I don't know where Danielle is,
but you need to find her and I will hear
her laugh. You know where it's Marco Polo. No, absolutely,

(07:57):
we always it's it's that's how we tracked you. That's
when my dinner when we didner Lion King appearance, and
it was like in this downstairs bar or something, and
I was late and I didn't know where you were
and I couldn't find something. And then I knew you
were there because I heard your laugh my big mouth straight, Nate,
I don't know what you've been talking about. The worst podcast.
It is the worst, and how much I don't know.

(08:18):
I love you and think you're so sexy. That's what.
That's what we're talking about, you guys. Okay. The topic
was guys who are good looking don't know how to
cook breakfast the next morning for women because they're so
confident that the sex was great. Is that legitimate? Yeah,
exactly what we're talking I do know how to cook
one breakfast dish. What is it that? It's it's Persian eggs, right,
So you get like a hash going yeah, and then

(08:39):
you put the eggs and you let the eggs bait.
That sounds made that when that trip say something, trip
to my apartment for a night? God? What the problem is?
I would never when I was single. I never had
the ingredients in my house so I could have to
make it once. Do you have to break up with
her because you can't have her like over a second time,
persian eggs, then make dinner. I could actually let me

(09:02):
ask you a question. Okay, what if Bethany and Danielle
and Brodie and I just all got up and left
the room and left you alone with this computer recording this,
and you had five minutes to do a podcast. You
had to sit here and just talk to yourself. Could
you do it? It would be muttering. You would hear
a lot of what would you talk about? I honestly,
I have so much on my brain today. What tell us?

(09:25):
Do you have a meeting? INTI another meeting? You guys
were great. By the way, there's a lot of stuff
that goes on behind the scenes. Everybody thinks, oh, you
just do a podcast on radio show. Now, there's a
lot that goes into These guys were really great, Like
we put on a little show. Well, what do you mean?
They were great at doing what they were. They're just
I forget how great you guys are sometimes because I

(09:47):
just because they're always usually just awful. I think I
take it for granted, but I forget how nice you're
such nice people because I sometimes forget how how nice
you actually are until I see interacting with somebody else,
because you know I'm an asshole sometimes. I know you
treat me that way, but we never thought Ale and

(10:09):
I could be an asshole. But when you're trying to
wrangle seventeen people and remember things that have to happen
in sequence, that's why, that's why you that's your job.
I know it's my job, but I'm not always friendly,
and I apologize. Those days where everything has to go
according to a clock and if you miss one minute,
you're screwed, are the worst. The worst. It's like Danielle's

(10:31):
in charge of our birthdays, right, so she gets the
cake and she'll always ask me, so what time for
the cake? What time for the cake? And I'll say,
I don't know. I think he's got something else here.
But my day, I tried to explain to Danielle, is
like I have eight birthday cakes every day that I
need to make sure get delivered at the right time.
So birthday cakes are fun. Though, that's a great way analogy.

(10:51):
You probably just get nervous that we run out of
time and then the poor person doesn't get their birthday
cake or it's forgotten, like that happened to me that time.
That was one fucking year. You never let me down,
which is why you know it passed. And then the
next day Elvis comes in because I think you're out,
and you're like, oh, hey, by the way, happy birthday.
And Danielle, listen to me. Who was your birthday? I'm like,

(11:14):
I don't care. I remember this year you got red
velvet cake and you got oreos, so you'll be remember
the year you forgot. We had old bone pond in
our basement, the old buildings, and then I ran down
and got to play the brownies and cookies. And then
and then Elvis ran to his office and gave me
a bookmark and they all signed a bookmark. That's my
birthday card. Had of cat cards. Those are the emergency,

(11:36):
emergency and brownies. Elvis would come to me, go, I
need a cat card. It's not good. Sometimes I get
a little overwhelmed and I forget something and I'm like, shag,
I forgot? Was that the same was that the same
studio where you would like the police would come and
look for bodies in the back bog in C Caucus
tiling the caucus or C Caucus they both. I hear

(12:00):
people who live there call it Sea Caucus. You know,
how it's New Orleans, New Orleans. If you live there,
that's New Orleans. If you live there at Sea Caucus,
and if you don't care, like me, it's so Caucus
Caucus has great shopping Caucus. You know what. This weekend
a friend of mine was in town for the Grammys

(12:20):
and he said, I love visiting the Big Apple. And
I looked a him. I said, I said, we don't
call it that. He's like, you sure, sure you call
it the Big app. It's a big Apple. Everyone knows
it's the Big Apple. What do you stupid? I said,
we don't call it that. It's like if you live
in San Francisco, you never call it San France. They
get so mad. You in Atlanta you don't call it hot?

(12:43):
Did you? Somebody did that one time? I said, never
say that ever again. That is the most embarrassed, Anthony.
What's Wisconsin besides cold? No one refers to themselves as
a cheesehead ever, Yeah, there's no cheeseheads. We know the
mis cheeseheads is Chicago, the Windy City, shy Town. But
I don't think they call it the winter City. If

(13:03):
you're in Chicago, you don't here. We are in the
city Yeah. It's like Australian people when you say put
another strump on the bobby, They're like, we don't. We
don't say I have a foster. You don't have any
of that. It's Australian for beer, Daniel, have you ever
asked anyone, because we're we were both born in New York,
have you ever said, can I have a cup of coffee? No? No,
you don't leave a toy. Toy and toy. Don't hear

(13:27):
that all the time. They don't say no. One says
what street is this sound? Here? It's sixth Avenue, sixth Avenue,
that's right, the America whatever. So it's an avenue of
the America's or is it sixth Avenue? Where are you from? Well,
I'm well you're a New Yorker. Now it's sixth Avenue.
Avenue of the America's. Is like a hoity toity want

(13:48):
of the buildings with a sixth Avenue addressed to sound Fonsier. Yeah,
but it's sixth Avenue. I'll see this. Call it sixth
avenue because I once told the cab dra is a
little inside baseball. But like I once called told the
cab driver to go to Walker and anew of the
America's and so he's he just heard avenue and then
a letter, and so he started driving me into the
East Village to Avenue A. And I'm like, oh no,

(14:11):
it's kind of numbered. Manhattan is numbered. It's numbered left
to right, it's numbered south to north. Use the numbers.
Who puts words in there? Broadways of sort of a
famous little street we have, but of course diagonally it's
not really part of the grid. It is true, it
is yeah, it's it's not an up and down, it's
a it's a reverse s, it's a you know things.

(14:32):
This is the only place I've ever lived where I
haven't gotten lost every day, like because it is such
a grid, which is crazy because it's a huge city
and you would think, but living in when I lived
in Dallas, I was never able to drive around without
my GPS. When in d to my house, I put

(14:53):
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