189-What Common Thing Have You Never Done? - 1/26/18

Bethany is doing something tonight she has NEVER done before! Plus Skeery has never done a KEG STAND!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show? Okay,
have you ever done that thing where you don't want
to do something for the first time until you know

(00:22):
for a fact you're going to do it perfectly? Yes,
Like what kind of a thing. I Am going to
a bar tonight for a friend's birthday and they have
a mechanical ball. I've got done it before. Come on,
you got to do that in private? Easy? So I'm
not right. So I'm on YouTube looking up tips on

(00:44):
how to ride a mechanical ball because I don't want
to be that girl at the bar that's like I
gotta ribe a calcul balls fella. Okay, well, first first
rule is do it before you have any drinks in
You're not You're not drinking. If you can, I give
you tip number two, don't do would have been wearing
a skirt like I did? Okay? Not smart alligh. So

(01:05):
it's sorry, it's not an acquired taste. It's a fifteen
minute morning show. This is Bethany. To the left is
David Brody from the Brooklyn Boys podcast Brooklyn Boys Podcast
and Garrett from from from Here and you have Celebrity
Buzz podcast and Daniel Mani podcast on the Way and
Scary Job from the introduced me again and Brody from

(01:30):
Walkers and Talkers. Brody's got to plug both podcasts anyway.
So this is the fifteen minute morning show. Welcome, Welcome
to the family. Thank you for joining UM. How to
ride a mechanical ball Tips, It's all in the thighs, Garrett, Yes,
it's all in the thighs because that's where you can
you hold on the most people would think it's in
the hands, but the hands you're you could be easily

(01:52):
thrown off because your legs would you know, come over
your head and you're off the ball. You gotta pretty
much try to like squeeze. Oh, it's like a kegel exercise.
But use your legs and your thighs to hold onto
the bowl as long as you can. Are there footstraps
for me to put my feet in the You know
that that that's the thing. If you have footstraps, then
it's easy to stay on the on the mechanical ball.

(02:13):
And and also another thing is getting on it. You
want to try to get on it looking a little
not like a dufus, like a little eloquent. I guess
just to own it. No matter how you get on.
So I've I've done it twice. So you kind of
want to grab by the rains kind of the front
and like throw your leg over, but without looking like

(02:36):
like like you're gonna fall off at anymore, you know
what I mean. Here he's playing that song, so I
has him to chew it up. Here's what you need
to do. You tell the guy running the ball to
play that song that's scary is playing, and you just
sexy it up and he keeps it on slow because
he's interested in watching you sex it up. And it
never throws you off, and you just like drop the
mic after that. Wait, there's a guy in charge of it. Yeah,

(02:59):
it depends a pen. There's either a guy like the
bull mechanic mechanical bull owner, or your friends could do it. Normally,
your friends do it and they try to just funk
with you, and you gotta be you got you gotta
take a look at who is controlling, because sometimes it's
pervy Peter, and pervy Peter likes to do exactly He

(03:19):
likes to bounce the bull on its back, so he'll
keep the he'll keep a woman up there. That's what
I'm saying. And he'll bounce it. So all of a sudden,
your butt starts bouncing, your control and your boobs are bouncing. Yeah,
so it's it's you gotta look at who the bull
controller is. You know, very specific details because as soon
as a guy comes on, because I've done this before,

(03:41):
I jumped on the ball and I don't want to
see this fucker and he throws me off. Ye, get
the next woman up about you don't wear a low
cut shirt because you could have a booby pop out. No,
I'm actually wearing this body suit. Here's the other thing.
It's going to start out slow for you on the ball.
The is gonna start out super slow. You're gonna be

(04:01):
like I got this, and then about five seconds in
that's where it turns up a little bit more. Okay,
so get cocky. Don't get cocky in the first few
seconds because it goes slow to make you feel like
I got this, but you won't buy like you know,
five six seconds in, I would get to the bar
before it opens, you know, call the guy the day
before and see if you can slip them like a

(04:22):
twenty spot to let you win a couple of hours.
Was just about while they're cooking and get into place
ready and practice on it, and then don't tell anybody
and then show up. Go oh, dear, I've never been
on one of these before, heavens, and then ride that
or just take Kevin right on the spot, just give
him ten bucks. Hey, look, we just don't don't embarrass
me in the first Bethany, here's the here's the other
thing about the ball too, And it happens at every bar.

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It's the coolest thing to do. In the first twenty minutes.
Then the rest of the night, the same three people
will be on the ball for the entire night. Everyone
does it first ko, the same three people carry and
if somebody flies off after a second, you want to
go next, okay, because because if you last five seconds
you look better. And there is a handle right, yes, yes, yes,

(05:09):
the steering wheel. Now, the front of the shadow is
usually there's like a little there's a handle there. Yeah, yeah,
on the right side, the right start up. It could
be the left, but usually it's the right. If you
push down on the right start up, it slows the
bull down. It's like a break. No, it's not, it's not.
Who is the one who's been loving on you? You've

(05:31):
been sick and texting. Hey, you guys have something going on.
I'm watching a video of a woman right now standing
on the ball as she rides it. Ye are you
going cow cow cowboy hat, cowgirl hat? No, she's wearing
Daisy Duke. You should try, Garrett is onto something. You
have to treat your legs like a spring, your entirely,

(05:53):
so like, yeah, so you kind of. I would. I
would lift yourself up off it a little bit so
you don't feel the impact of every tilt and shake
and that's all five muscles and then and I would
just let your let your legs bounce and be the
springs and absorb the shock of the way the bull
is gone. That's really the way to do it. You
could borrow Nate's hemorrhoid tushy pad and put that under

(06:15):
you for cushioning. I think I'm gonna nail this, you guys.
I would lift up, do a little lift off the
off the seat a little bit. I'm either going to
nail this or I'm going to lose all confidence and
not even attempted. But you'll know tonight. But like, how
long do you I'm curious to find out, Like like
I just said, I think everyone's going to do it
in like the first like twenty minutes, and then the
bull is just going to be sitting there for the

(06:36):
rest of the night. When I get on it and
stand on it and go fly in and break your face,
I have impeccable balance. Gosh, you gotta stay low as well.
By the way that bull that she's standing on that
slow right, I think she's like trying to prove PBR
rock bars, carry shares, bull riding tips. Well. The best

(06:56):
is when you sign the disclaimer just in case something
were to happened to you on the bowl, So you're
literally signing away your life before you get on an
inflatable mechanical bowl case you break your neck. Yeah, it's
one of those It's one of those bucultas things. And
I think we all have those things that like are
a part of social life that you've maybe never done,

(07:16):
Like I've never done a keg stand for example. Really
you probably get thrown off the stands. That's not even
on my like man I did back in bel mar Off.
You got your feet up in the air off the
bottom of the Z one Hummer. It was one hunter

(07:37):
had this this vehicle, our radio station and people. They
were standing on the roof of the hummer with a
funnel and I was actually at the bottom of it.
Wand you didn't do anything acrobatic. You've done a bed Yeah,
I did have a shotgun to beer. Yeah, of course,
that's when you cut a hole on the side of it.
And the hole the second that you implied you use

(08:01):
your own arm strength to prop your body up in
a vertical position with your feet in the air. You
do do astandnk down, but funnel right keg stands. Two
people are holding your feet, so there could be the possibility.
What did you think it meant you was standing next
to a keg? Or you opened up like a lemonade stand,

(08:22):
opened up a kegstand? Sulted sent beer stand next to
the keg and take a selfie. Here in my I
think we need to do this on the show one Friday.
Things that we have like like doing a keg stand, shotgun,
shotguning and beer. I think as a group, I think
it will be interesting. You get you get like natty
light or something that's not everything. I mean, it can
be things that you know, don't involve booze too true

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but that's not it's fun scary. Did you go bungee jumping? Yeah?
I was at a bar and they played this rapper
named Bungee and I was jumping that I've done bungee jumping.
Bungee jump, Yes, I have, and it was unbelievable, really
very scary. Funneled beer and you repelled off the off
a building. I've fled off a building to building. Yes,

(09:05):
that's when you started the roof and you climb down
right that. Yeah, that was scarier than bungee jumping repelling
because you know what it was, the bungee Yeah, a
charity event right outside scary's doorstep. Pretty much, when you
when you bungee jump, you just go and you that's it.
When you're repelling, you're in charge of the tension on

(09:29):
the thing that you're climbing down. And so I just
kept thinking they tell you to relax because you can
sit in it, and all I kept thinking was, oh
my gosh, if I sit in and I let go,
I'm going I'm done. I'm gonna fall all the way
down the building. Oh yeah, that's right in your head.
Your It psychs you out because I love the relax
thing where it's like you're so nervous you're about to

(09:50):
repel off the building or do something crazy like jump
out of an airplane. Just relax and there's a fail safe.
There's a fail safe. Planes have fail safe too. They
crash some I want to do the repelling off a building,
but like walking down the side, but where you're facing down? Oh,
do they do that too? Yeah? Where you go you
walk forward off the building. By the way, do you

(10:12):
guys know why scuba divers when they when they go
into the water, why they go backwards? They lean backwards
to go in. Yes, so the pressure of the war
doesn't knock your mask off. No, because if they went forward,
they would land in the boat. Oh, it's a joke,
well crafted, well crafted, it's a joke. All the things

(10:32):
haven't you done. I'm kind of curious now. I've never
smoked pot ever. We've covered this, never filed the cigarette
in my life. But they don't it and there's a
reason for it. I mean, my grandfather had lung cancer.
Everybody's grandfather that that's fine, whatever works. What are you, Brodie?
I feel like you have I've done nothing, and there

(10:53):
are some things that I haven't done in so long
I've restarted the clock on them. Have you who here
has not played Spin the Bottle? Me? Yeah, so I
told you the story that one the couple of times
I wanted to play, they made me be the guy
watched the door about seven minutes in Heaven you they

(11:16):
go down the list. I'll be honest with you. Anything
involving girls as a teenager, I didn't do any of it.
I didn't until college. I'm with like, I didn't do
Spend the Bottle until college because I was not popular
or tractive at all in high school, so I didn't
have that kind of like a social life. But in
college I was a theater major, so we just got

(11:37):
naked at all parties, and the theater parties with us
betties the girls were We would dance grind with each
other on the girls and the girls and oh so
many women in If you're listening to this and you're
you're a guy in high school, let me tell you
because this is this was me. Senior year. I finished
a bunch of classes, had nothing to do, so I

(11:58):
signed up to be a part of Hello Dolly Um.
We started auditions where there was forty guys. By the show,
I was one of four guys in the cast. I
played several parts in Hello Dolly, but but I was
the guy in in school. If you're a straight guy
in the theater department and you are going to get
so much as we're talking about Broadway shows, sorry department,

(12:23):
and they're not you. Is there something in life that
you have not done, like a part of social life,
like Scary has never done a keg stand. I've never
played seven minutes in Heaven. Danielle has never shot gun
to beer. Is there something you have missed out on?
I want to ballroom dance? Comes he's been humble. He
can come and talk about that. Will you ballroom dance

(12:47):
with me? Oh? You want to waltz? Right now? Walts
with you? Nate. We're talking about things that you've never
done before, and we all gave our example common things
that like, how could you not have done that? Well?
I actually believe speaking of dancing, I took ballroom dancing
in college. I can fox truck. So what haven't you done?
I just wanted to dance, gone out with messy hair.
I don't know. I've never played seven minutes in Heaven.

(13:10):
Daniels never shotgun the beer scar he's never done a
Kike stand? What really? All those things? But what haven't
you done is bungee jumped. I have not bungee There's
one thing. Is there anything we can do in the studio?
We create the studio. You haven't done bungee jumping. Trying
to put together a bit here, But don't you jump
with a noose? We are We're on the third floor.

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Is that far enough to bungee jump? It depends if
you repelled off the side of the building. I will
tell you seeing on a stage on Broadway would be great.
But that's not a common thing you're talking about, like
everyday things like Kike stands seven college that a lot
of people did. I did it all. I have no
brain cells. Man. Yeah, we want to do it one day,

(13:52):
and that we want to bring it in a bunch
of beer and either do a Kike stand or shotgun
beers on a Friday. So they want to They want
to hold me by my ankles and turned me upside
down and make me not gonna be I've I've never
been to a toga party. Are we having a toga
party on that Friday? It's a great one. I never

(14:12):
understood the importance of toga parties looking all Roman and everything.
It's the Greek life style of fraternities and probably easy
to take off the toga. Yeah, Rent Caligula, you'll understand
Nate was in a fraternity. Did you ever do a
toga party party? It's a staple. Yeah, bad, I mean
it's it's I don't know, drinking games or something. I
never really have taken part and I just drink. You

(14:33):
spin the bottle years ago about seven minutes in Heaven. Yeah,
I've done that. I have, I haven't never did it.
I spun the bottle. Yeah, plenty of time. I've spent
seven minutes doing stuff. Seven minutes doing stuff is not
really a game. We got stuff to do this weekend. Alright, Bertie,
play seven minutes and Heaven this weekend, but with your

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life fifteen minute Morning Show