January 23, 2018 • 15 mins
Skeery is considering growing a beard. Nate , Bethany and Garrett to him through the pros and cons!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents morning show. I think you should do it. Yeah,
I think you should do it too, but for separate reasons.
Your reason. I think that for the first two days
(00:25):
you're gonna look scary and terrifying. My name is scary differently,
and then I think you'll be good. You guys are
crazy s failure to do it. I think you should
do it because he's never done it. I think he
should do it because he's his age and he's never
done this. I've tried it. Yeah, I didn't like it, right,
(00:47):
I didn't look that good, but he should try it.
But you should definitely try it. All this has been
fifteen minute morning show. No idea what you're talking about.
I'm just gonna come in and assume this is the
audience because we literally just opened it just like this
twenty seconds. I'm going to guess you're talking about tender dates,
and that's actually because I have tried it. But yeah,
(01:09):
we could ask that question too. Now, No, I think
the original how do you want to? I don't know.
I'm just like the listener right now. So we are
talking about should I grow a beard or not? So
Garrett could he grow a beard? No, thank you, what's
your what's your reason? That was a hard note. By
the way, that wasn't just like reaction. I've been through
(01:30):
the scary, let's grow a mustache stage and it was awkward.
He looks like Luigi from Mario Brothers. It was tumultuous,
it was it was creepy and to catch a predator.
It was a lot of things in one that was
just that was just a mustache. So back, so what
Garrett is referencing, guys, and this was long before either
one of you, Bethany or Nate got here. Um. They
(01:51):
challenged me in one of those early novembers, like one
of the no shave novembers. So back when it was like,
let's just grow a mustache, because mustaches were and remember
when the people were growing those handlebar mustaches and putting
at the beginning of November years ago. So Elvis said
put it out there and said, scary, we want you
to grow a mustache. Nothing else, no facial hair, except
for just a freaking mustache. And for two weeks I
(02:15):
was tortured, tortured because I don't look natural with a mustache.
And I've seen him with scruff, and the scruff makes
him look as more homeless than he does at times
when he's cleaned up. But here's the thing. When you
grow a beard as a guy, and you know, Garrett,
because you growing in like thirty seconds, you have a
five o'clock shadow at three in the morning. Yeah, it sucks. Uh.
(02:35):
You have to get past that awkward growth stage. So
right now this is entering the awkward No, No, you're fine.
You have stubble. It looks good, it looks like you know,
you're you're hip and trendy and cool. In about a week,
if you leave it as is, you're gonna look disheveled
people and pleasure losing weight. So people are gonna be
very concerned with you. That something going terribly wrong in
(02:59):
your life right now. Yeah, some people can pull off
like the scruffy look, but you look dirty. I know,
I do know, and I don't know what it is
about you that makes that a different. I'm not going
to call out celebrities, but I say the same thing.
I'm like, certain celebrities look filthy when they're growing their beards.
(03:20):
I'm like, this should not have it. But then you
look at somebody else and they're like. You're like, oh
my god, it looks so good on them. But you've
got to push through. That's the thing, because you've got
that that awkward to what do you think two to
two to three weeks. Probably probably guys like Drake, Drake,
Drake crushes it. Yeah, but Drake is not growing that naturally.
He's also using the creams and the cold Yeah. So like,
(03:44):
for instance, my scruff, I noticed when I try and
grow a beard out, each hair grows at a different rate,
so you have to wait a week, a week and
a half and then trim it all to the same
level so it looks natural, so it looks the same length.
It's like if you're a woman and you of short
hair and you're trying to grow it out too long,
you have this weird phase where it hits like the
(04:05):
bottom of your ear lobe where it's not a real length.
But you gotta push through. A beard too. I'm at
the awkward part where it won't grow. I just think
they're made for some people. I'm made to You've never tried.
You've never tried. If you try, If you try, this
is what you need to do. Don't do it yourself.
Let a barber do it for you. I put it
(04:26):
from up on my insta story by the way, and
I put a pull up and by the way, the
the beard or nah, and by the way, NAT is
winning well. When I last I was the only one
to vote. Here's here's the thing, though, you only have
the option of no beard in that picture. Yes, if
you had the option of you putting up a picture
(04:48):
of you with a full beard that was fully like
trimmed and lined up, people would say, yes, you don't
know until you try it. If you let a barber
do it properly and get your hair cut in a
in a way that go with the beard, you could
look good. If you do it yourself, you're asking for
torture from me. So what are this? What are some
of the things that you guys have have done or
(05:09):
tempted things in the world of style and sad septim pierced,
which I loved, but people were ruthless about it on
social media, so you know, and then I ended up
taking it out because I got a cold and I
wasn't I didn't want to deal with it, but I
wanted to do it. I loved it. I've shaved my
head down to nothing. And yes, it's easy to maintain.
(05:30):
But then people start looking at you funny, whether you're
in a gang or I'm a drug dealer, because I
already get it as it is that I smoke a
lot of weed, even though I don't know. Having to
shave the last person I would write. But with a
shaved head, Then people started assuming I was I was
a dealer too on top of it. So I stopped
shaving my head for that fact. Only I used to
(05:52):
do when I was little because it was cool, and
you play baseball, you'd have a shaved head, rub your
head for good luck, you know, get a home run, whatever.
But as older shape of dad's not so much. I tried, I, well,
i've done a lot with my hair, as you can see. Uh.
And then I got my ear pierced I did when
I was eighteen. It looked awful. I did not look
(06:13):
at stud. I just had a stud as a little
silver stud and I had it in for a day
and I just looked. I didn't look good with it.
I think if I did it now, I probably look
a little better. I think. So I just had such
a innocent What was the difference back then? Why did
it look bad that I think my hair was a
(06:34):
lot shorter. I don't think i'd really grown into my
face yet. I was totally clean shaven. Was this when
you were back home living with your parents? Yeah, and
I was also in Pennsylvania. Did you hid it from
mom and dad? Oh? Yeah, yeah. I actually took it
out before my dad got home because I couldn't. So
when I first when I first met my wife, Ali,
were on a she came along our family vacation, like
(06:55):
almost a year into our relationship. She had a belly
button ring at the time, and she were at the
I was picking her up from the airport. She took
out the belly button ring mid uh, coming coming out
of the airport because she didn't want my parents to
see because the misconception of having a belly button ring
meant that she was a slut. So she took out
the belly button ring and said, I don't know what
(07:16):
to do with this, and she just put it in
her pocket and that was the last time she had
a belly button ring. Wow, who are you guys trying
to emulate? Like, for instance, Nate, who are you emulating
when you got the ring? Who are you inspired? By
Bethany When you got your septum? My friend, uh, my
friend Rhino, the guy that got me into radio when
I was eighteen. He had name yeah R on the
(07:37):
radio and he had an ear ring. So I decided,
you know what, I started doing shifts. I started to
pretend to be cool even though I wasn't cool. And
I got an ear ring and it just did it.
Did you go to the mall or you go to
the pagoda Pagoda? You want a four year old sitting
next to each other? Yeah, and I was crying, Oh
(07:57):
my god, that hurts so bad. Yeah, I got my
septant just because I would see so many makeup looks
on Instagram, like sort of more alternative or like gothy
or punk makeup, like yeah that I loved um but
and they always had a septum ring. Like it would
be bright blue lipstick, like a closeup of the lips
with a septum ring, and it looked so cool and
(08:19):
I loved it. And that's why I that's why I
got it. Fascinating What about you, I've never been inspired.
You never felt like I've emulated anyone. I've never felt
like I've been inspired by anyone's like dying for you
to change up your hair, dud, just try it just works, okay,
So now provins if your hair grows out before before
(08:44):
the witness speaks, Dina, let me just put this down.
Scary has had the same hairstyle now for almost twenty
plus years now as a as a stylist of hair,
would you suggest that maybe he goes out on the
him wants just to see what his options could be
if you were to grow out his hair. No, if
(09:05):
it ain't broken, don't fix it. Okay, now look at me, Dina,
am I broken? You're not broken? So I don't fix it.
Thank you and do something else. You're gonna look like
the mayor of douche City. So but he has to
try that. He doesn't know he looks like the mayor
of Douchey City. I mean, thank you. Your hair when
it grows out, it does what it's doing right now,
what you're looking at, because it's just straight course see
(09:28):
that with a beard right now? Yeah? No, I I
think it'll look good because look your hair with the beard.
I think you guys are steering me down a path
that I don't want to go down. If the professional
in the room Dina, who's she does hair and make
up for a living. She's seen millions of heads before
the right. You know, if someone needs an updated haircut.
(09:51):
If you if you saw me walking down the street,
would it look like I needed a haircut or a
new style? I know that guy, and I definitely wouldn't
get a beard because the maintenance is crazy. And what
you see on Instagram, these guys are using cosmetics to
fill their beards so they look like it would just
look so insane on you. Yeah, especially if you were
trying to grow it. Instagram like exactly what you want.
I don't think so. I think I get more hate.
(10:12):
I think you should do it. Try it. Peer pressure.
Here's the thing. How many days do you have with
Dr fat? Loss left? About about a little more than
the third to go? Two thirds to go? Actually three weeks.
I have three weeks. Yeah, three weeks left. I think
for the next three weeks to coincide with Dr Fat
laws New year, knew. You just just grow it, just
(10:34):
try it. And here's the thing with a beard too.
Once you shave that beard after a three week period,
you'll look skinnier than you are. Oh my god, it's true.
Really that's an illusion. Yeah, if you I second, filling
in facial hair makes a person looks looks. If you
have a beard, it makes you look bigger, right, makes you,
I don't want to say fatter, but it makes you
(10:55):
look like a bigger person. So when you shave, you're shaving.
I mean you're losing weight and then also losing mass
on your face. Right. I think for no other reason
than you should just try new things. Life is about
trying new things. What have you tried that new? I
shoved a rod through myself. Look at her? Okay, Bethany
(11:16):
has pink hair. You tried that my hair be pink? Bad?
Did this and Bethany match their hair? Is that they're
both have they both have pink hair. I'm wearing a
damn poncho. Try it scary, I'm in for I'm in.
I'll go. I'll match the growed out until you're done
(11:40):
with that week starting from today. I don't want to know.
I don't want to do it. Then don't don't up,
Then don't put a pull up. Already people are hating
on it, so it's just scruff at this point. So
we have somebody photoshop of beard onto you to see
what you would look like. Let's do that right after
this podcast. Take a picture, Kathleen will put it on.
It'll look like what's that game where you could you're
all the beard on. The guy with the wily Willy
(12:08):
doesn't looks a great teath, looks just like you should
make an app. Oh my god, Wooly Wooly, that's like that.
That's like the with the little iron shavings that you
had the magnet and you would drag him over his head,
give him hair or a beard. I haven't played with
Wooly Willie since I was a kid. Dude, he looks
(12:30):
so much like you do. There's an app called beard Me.
Downloaded and tried different beards on yourself. Beard Me, by
the way, really looks more like great teeth than me.
I'm not Wooly Willy. Beard Me also sounds like a
gay dating app. You trying to hang on and they
have gotten the names mixed up. The grinder you guys,
(12:56):
three weeks, hundred fifty bucks. Oh my god, this up.
It's hilarious. Beard Me. I'm gonna download beard me right now.
There's women with beards. It's hilarious. That's hysterical. Okay, I
just got a new app Danielle on there exactly. He's
not here to defend herself beard me. The app here
it is. You're gonna put up or shut up. I'm
(13:18):
not doing it. I'm not doing it. But yet you
won't eat for forty days practically just to leave because
I'm working on something positive for myself. A beard isn't
necessarily positive. But you don't know what you look like.
I ain't gonna look good. I'm gonna beard you. And
why did you bring it up if you aren't going
to do it? Because I was considering it until this part.
(13:41):
So what if we said no and then you said
you know what, you all said no, and I'm not
gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. No, I'm not.
I don't play that game. That's it. It's over not
doing it. Okay, all right, what do you want talking
about the story? Alright? We got a minute left? Yeah? Great,
So you're gonna shave today? Oh? Absolutely, I can't. I
can't deal with this. I have a question. So where
(14:04):
do you draw, like literally draw the line of a beard,
like does it end at your jawline or wear on
your neck doesn't you gotta go a little bit underneath
the neck because if you do the jaw line, barber
could do it properly and get the edges correctly. If
you're at home doing it, you want to go a
little underneath so it doesn't look like you're coming up
to your cheekbone. Is there a rule of thumb, because
like for women, there's rules of thumb for how to
(14:26):
like shape your eyebrows, like where to draw the lines
from different points on your face. For guys, is there
like two inches below the jar or what? It's different
for every guy because I know I don't have a
very defined jawline, so I kind of have to write eyeball.
It's not like it's it's it's different for every guy.
You know. Have you ever seen someone who like has
ah they shave it too high it looks bad or
(14:48):
beard thing? Yeah, that would be That would be me
because I can't style my own stuff. Well, you need
a neck first, yeah, filled with this is this is
a friend I'm bird. I'm being honest with him. If
he wanted to grow a beard, I'm giving him the
options of how to grow a beard properly. But he
does not want to do it all right? Go on
Scary's Instagram at Scary Jones and Beards on the Fifteen
(15:13):
Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents morning show. I think you should do it. Yeah,
I think you should do it too, but for separate reasons.
Your reason. I think that for the first two days
(00:25):
you're gonna look scary and terrifying. My name is scary differently,
and then I think you'll be good. You guys are
crazy s failure to do it. I think you should
do it because he's never done it. I think he
should do it because he's his age and he's never
done this. I've tried it. Yeah, I didn't like it, right,
(00:47):
I didn't look that good, but he should try it.
But you should definitely try it. All this has been
fifteen minute morning show. No idea what you're talking about.
I'm just gonna come in and assume this is the
audience because we literally just opened it just like this
twenty seconds. I'm going to guess you're talking about tender dates,
and that's actually because I have tried it. But yeah,
(01:09):
we could ask that question too. Now, No, I think
the original how do you want to? I don't know.
I'm just like the listener right now. So we are
talking about should I grow a beard or not? So
Garrett could he grow a beard? No, thank you, what's
your what's your reason? That was a hard note. By
the way, that wasn't just like reaction. I've been through
(01:30):
the scary, let's grow a mustache stage and it was awkward.
He looks like Luigi from Mario Brothers. It was tumultuous,
it was it was creepy and to catch a predator.
It was a lot of things in one that was
just that was just a mustache. So back, so what
Garrett is referencing, guys, and this was long before either
one of you, Bethany or Nate got here. Um. They
(01:51):
challenged me in one of those early novembers, like one
of the no shave novembers. So back when it was like,
let's just grow a mustache, because mustaches were and remember
when the people were growing those handlebar mustaches and putting
at the beginning of November years ago. So Elvis said
put it out there and said, scary, we want you
to grow a mustache. Nothing else, no facial hair, except
for just a freaking mustache. And for two weeks I
(02:15):
was tortured, tortured because I don't look natural with a mustache.
And I've seen him with scruff, and the scruff makes
him look as more homeless than he does at times
when he's cleaned up. But here's the thing. When you
grow a beard as a guy, and you know, Garrett,
because you growing in like thirty seconds, you have a
five o'clock shadow at three in the morning. Yeah, it sucks. Uh.
(02:35):
You have to get past that awkward growth stage. So
right now this is entering the awkward No, No, you're fine.
You have stubble. It looks good, it looks like you know,
you're you're hip and trendy and cool. In about a week,
if you leave it as is, you're gonna look disheveled
people and pleasure losing weight. So people are gonna be
very concerned with you. That something going terribly wrong in
(02:59):
your life right now. Yeah, some people can pull off
like the scruffy look, but you look dirty. I know,
I do know, and I don't know what it is
about you that makes that a different. I'm not going
to call out celebrities, but I say the same thing.
I'm like, certain celebrities look filthy when they're growing their beards.
(03:20):
I'm like, this should not have it. But then you
look at somebody else and they're like. You're like, oh
my god, it looks so good on them. But you've
got to push through. That's the thing, because you've got
that that awkward to what do you think two to
two to three weeks. Probably probably guys like Drake, Drake,
Drake crushes it. Yeah, but Drake is not growing that naturally.
He's also using the creams and the cold Yeah. So like,
(03:44):
for instance, my scruff, I noticed when I try and
grow a beard out, each hair grows at a different rate,
so you have to wait a week, a week and
a half and then trim it all to the same
level so it looks natural, so it looks the same length.
It's like if you're a woman and you of short
hair and you're trying to grow it out too long,
you have this weird phase where it hits like the
(04:05):
bottom of your ear lobe where it's not a real length.
But you gotta push through. A beard too. I'm at
the awkward part where it won't grow. I just think
they're made for some people. I'm made to You've never tried.
You've never tried. If you try, If you try, this
is what you need to do. Don't do it yourself.
Let a barber do it for you. I put it
(04:26):
from up on my insta story by the way, and
I put a pull up and by the way, the
the beard or nah, and by the way, NAT is
winning well. When I last I was the only one
to vote. Here's here's the thing, though, you only have
the option of no beard in that picture. Yes, if
you had the option of you putting up a picture
(04:48):
of you with a full beard that was fully like
trimmed and lined up, people would say, yes, you don't
know until you try it. If you let a barber
do it properly and get your hair cut in a
in a way that go with the beard, you could
look good. If you do it yourself, you're asking for
torture from me. So what are this? What are some
of the things that you guys have have done or
(05:09):
tempted things in the world of style and sad septim pierced,
which I loved, but people were ruthless about it on
social media, so you know, and then I ended up
taking it out because I got a cold and I
wasn't I didn't want to deal with it, but I
wanted to do it. I loved it. I've shaved my
head down to nothing. And yes, it's easy to maintain.
(05:30):
But then people start looking at you funny, whether you're
in a gang or I'm a drug dealer, because I
already get it as it is that I smoke a
lot of weed, even though I don't know. Having to
shave the last person I would write. But with a
shaved head, Then people started assuming I was I was
a dealer too on top of it. So I stopped
shaving my head for that fact. Only I used to
(05:52):
do when I was little because it was cool, and
you play baseball, you'd have a shaved head, rub your
head for good luck, you know, get a home run, whatever.
But as older shape of dad's not so much. I tried, I, well,
i've done a lot with my hair, as you can see. Uh.
And then I got my ear pierced I did when
I was eighteen. It looked awful. I did not look
(06:13):
at stud. I just had a stud as a little
silver stud and I had it in for a day
and I just looked. I didn't look good with it.
I think if I did it now, I probably look
a little better. I think. So I just had such
a innocent What was the difference back then? Why did
it look bad that I think my hair was a
(06:34):
lot shorter. I don't think i'd really grown into my
face yet. I was totally clean shaven. Was this when
you were back home living with your parents? Yeah, and
I was also in Pennsylvania. Did you hid it from
mom and dad? Oh? Yeah, yeah. I actually took it
out before my dad got home because I couldn't. So
when I first when I first met my wife, Ali,
were on a she came along our family vacation, like
(06:55):
almost a year into our relationship. She had a belly
button ring at the time, and she were at the
I was picking her up from the airport. She took
out the belly button ring mid uh, coming coming out
of the airport because she didn't want my parents to
see because the misconception of having a belly button ring
meant that she was a slut. So she took out
the belly button ring and said, I don't know what
(07:16):
to do with this, and she just put it in
her pocket and that was the last time she had
a belly button ring. Wow, who are you guys trying
to emulate? Like, for instance, Nate, who are you emulating
when you got the ring? Who are you inspired? By
Bethany When you got your septum? My friend, uh, my
friend Rhino, the guy that got me into radio when
I was eighteen. He had name yeah R on the
(07:37):
radio and he had an ear ring. So I decided,
you know what, I started doing shifts. I started to
pretend to be cool even though I wasn't cool. And
I got an ear ring and it just did it.
Did you go to the mall or you go to
the pagoda Pagoda? You want a four year old sitting
next to each other? Yeah, and I was crying, Oh
(07:57):
my god, that hurts so bad. Yeah, I got my
septant just because I would see so many makeup looks
on Instagram, like sort of more alternative or like gothy
or punk makeup, like yeah that I loved um but
and they always had a septum ring. Like it would
be bright blue lipstick, like a closeup of the lips
with a septum ring, and it looked so cool and
(08:19):
I loved it. And that's why I that's why I
got it. Fascinating What about you, I've never been inspired.
You never felt like I've emulated anyone. I've never felt
like I've been inspired by anyone's like dying for you
to change up your hair, dud, just try it just works, okay,
So now provins if your hair grows out before before
(08:44):
the witness speaks, Dina, let me just put this down.
Scary has had the same hairstyle now for almost twenty
plus years now as a as a stylist of hair,
would you suggest that maybe he goes out on the
him wants just to see what his options could be
if you were to grow out his hair. No, if
(09:05):
it ain't broken, don't fix it. Okay, now look at me, Dina,
am I broken? You're not broken? So I don't fix it.
Thank you and do something else. You're gonna look like
the mayor of douche City. So but he has to
try that. He doesn't know he looks like the mayor
of Douchey City. I mean, thank you. Your hair when
it grows out, it does what it's doing right now,
what you're looking at, because it's just straight course see
(09:28):
that with a beard right now? Yeah? No, I I
think it'll look good because look your hair with the beard.
I think you guys are steering me down a path
that I don't want to go down. If the professional
in the room Dina, who's she does hair and make
up for a living. She's seen millions of heads before
the right. You know, if someone needs an updated haircut.
(09:51):
If you if you saw me walking down the street,
would it look like I needed a haircut or a
new style? I know that guy, and I definitely wouldn't
get a beard because the maintenance is crazy. And what
you see on Instagram, these guys are using cosmetics to
fill their beards so they look like it would just
look so insane on you. Yeah, especially if you were
trying to grow it. Instagram like exactly what you want.
I don't think so. I think I get more hate.
(10:12):
I think you should do it. Try it. Peer pressure.
Here's the thing. How many days do you have with
Dr fat? Loss left? About about a little more than
the third to go? Two thirds to go? Actually three weeks.
I have three weeks. Yeah, three weeks left. I think
for the next three weeks to coincide with Dr Fat
laws New year, knew. You just just grow it, just
(10:34):
try it. And here's the thing with a beard too.
Once you shave that beard after a three week period,
you'll look skinnier than you are. Oh my god, it's true.
Really that's an illusion. Yeah, if you I second, filling
in facial hair makes a person looks looks. If you
have a beard, it makes you look bigger, right, makes you,
I don't want to say fatter, but it makes you
(10:55):
look like a bigger person. So when you shave, you're shaving.
I mean you're losing weight and then also losing mass
on your face. Right. I think for no other reason
than you should just try new things. Life is about
trying new things. What have you tried that new? I
shoved a rod through myself. Look at her? Okay, Bethany
(11:16):
has pink hair. You tried that my hair be pink? Bad?
Did this and Bethany match their hair? Is that they're
both have they both have pink hair. I'm wearing a
damn poncho. Try it scary, I'm in for I'm in.
I'll go. I'll match the growed out until you're done
(11:40):
with that week starting from today. I don't want to know.
I don't want to do it. Then don't don't up,
Then don't put a pull up. Already people are hating
on it, so it's just scruff at this point. So
we have somebody photoshop of beard onto you to see
what you would look like. Let's do that right after
this podcast. Take a picture, Kathleen will put it on.
It'll look like what's that game where you could you're
all the beard on. The guy with the wily Willy
(12:08):
doesn't looks a great teath, looks just like you should
make an app. Oh my god, Wooly Wooly, that's like that.
That's like the with the little iron shavings that you
had the magnet and you would drag him over his head,
give him hair or a beard. I haven't played with
Wooly Willie since I was a kid. Dude, he looks
(12:30):
so much like you do. There's an app called beard Me.
Downloaded and tried different beards on yourself. Beard Me, by
the way, really looks more like great teeth than me.
I'm not Wooly Willy. Beard Me also sounds like a
gay dating app. You trying to hang on and they
have gotten the names mixed up. The grinder you guys,
(12:56):
three weeks, hundred fifty bucks. Oh my god, this up.
It's hilarious. Beard Me. I'm gonna download beard me right now.
There's women with beards. It's hilarious. That's hysterical. Okay, I
just got a new app Danielle on there exactly. He's
not here to defend herself beard me. The app here
it is. You're gonna put up or shut up. I'm
(13:18):
not doing it. I'm not doing it. But yet you
won't eat for forty days practically just to leave because
I'm working on something positive for myself. A beard isn't
necessarily positive. But you don't know what you look like.
I ain't gonna look good. I'm gonna beard you. And
why did you bring it up if you aren't going
to do it? Because I was considering it until this part.
(13:41):
So what if we said no and then you said
you know what, you all said no, and I'm not
gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. No, I'm not.
I don't play that game. That's it. It's over not
doing it. Okay, all right, what do you want talking
about the story? Alright? We got a minute left? Yeah? Great,
So you're gonna shave today? Oh? Absolutely, I can't. I
can't deal with this. I have a question. So where
(14:04):
do you draw, like literally draw the line of a beard,
like does it end at your jawline or wear on
your neck doesn't you gotta go a little bit underneath
the neck because if you do the jaw line, barber
could do it properly and get the edges correctly. If
you're at home doing it, you want to go a
little underneath so it doesn't look like you're coming up
to your cheekbone. Is there a rule of thumb, because
like for women, there's rules of thumb for how to
(14:26):
like shape your eyebrows, like where to draw the lines
from different points on your face. For guys, is there
like two inches below the jar or what? It's different
for every guy because I know I don't have a
very defined jawline, so I kind of have to write eyeball.
It's not like it's it's it's different for every guy.
You know. Have you ever seen someone who like has
ah they shave it too high it looks bad or
(14:48):
beard thing? Yeah, that would be That would be me
because I can't style my own stuff. Well, you need
a neck first, yeah, filled with this is this is
a friend I'm bird. I'm being honest with him. If
he wanted to grow a beard, I'm giving him the
options of how to grow a beard properly. But he
does not want to do it all right? Go on
Scary's Instagram at Scary Jones and Beards on the Fifteen
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