January 8, 2018 • 16 mins
Does saying 'Happy New year' make you angry?!?! Also who is in YOUR phone?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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step by step recipes right to your door and everything
can be cooked under forty five minutes. The menu changes
every week based on what's in season and totally designed
by Blue Apron's in house culinary team. They offer twelve
new recipes every week and we can pick two, three,
four recipes based on what fits our schedule. And Blue
(00:21):
Apron sends only non GMO ingredients and meets with no
added hormones. And did you know Blue Apron teams up
with Whole thirty to bring you these delicious recipes. Some
of their upcoming meals Steak Diane with mushroom pan sauce
and mashed potatoes, General Sos chicken with box choy and
jasmine rice, Whole thirty approved, Tagarashi chicken lettuce cups with avocado,
or Whole thirty approved Mexican spiced Barramundi with kale, sweet
(00:44):
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me take care of your first three meals. It's a
thirty dollar value with your first order and I'll take
care of the shipping. To go to Blue Apron dot
com slash fifteen. That's blue apron dot com slash fifteen
blue apron a better way to cook? What would you
talk about on your on your podcast morning show? Happy
(01:15):
New Years? No s? Happy new Year? What? Some people
I know happy New Year because they can find New
Year's Eve with New Year's Happy new Year. It's new year.
But if you wish Scottie be a happy new Year,
he gets very angry because I saw him on January
third and I said happy New Year because I had
(01:38):
not seen him since December twenty second. When does happy
New Year expire well? For him? He said, technically I
don't accept happy New Year after January twod and I
was like, okay, go fund yourself. Wait why technically? I
didn't get it. I don't know him. It's different for everyone.
But if you haven't seen the person since the end
of the year, I guess there has to be some
kind of like if you don't see them till March
(02:00):
that I would January Christmas in the room now, Happy
New Year, Happy New Years, I will not accept it.
I have not seen you since December. It was good
to see you. It was January three. The first thing
you say to me is I will use this as
my argument. If you see me two weeks after my birthday,
(02:20):
you're not going to say happy birthday to me. I
know we haven't seen you before your birthday. We might say,
how is your birthday? Happy birthday? What's the cut off? Okay,
I'll tell you. Why are you so upset that people
are wishing you happy things? I just don't want to
hear it anymore. I was that Wait, hold on, I was.
I was. I was a chili the other day with
my kids, and some woman walked in and she said
(02:41):
to the other women at the table, Merry Christmas. No,
it's over for weeks. Sorry, that's fine. This is what
and this is not be all end all. I'm just
saying that if you give it a few days, so
the new year happens on the first, and then a
couple of days of a lull, and then that first
Monday back to work or back to the grind or
(03:02):
back to whatever you're doing, that should be the cut off.
You get to say it that one time for those
people that you haven't seen, and then it's over. So
for me, today is the last day January eight. I
worked the whole week. I don't care I was here.
Here's why Scotty is wrong, and I usually agree with Scotty.
Every other Happy or Mary is a one day holiday
that you're acknowledging. Merry Christmas is one day. Hanik is
(03:25):
eight days, you know. Great? Okay, New Year, Happy New Year.
You're not wishing them a happy January one. You're wishing
them an entire year of happiness. So there is no
cut off point. You can have a miserable fu Scotty,
have a happy entire year. I think if you wait
till May, it's too late. Okay. So in the spirit
(03:47):
of all things celebration, I actually have I'm glad that
everyone's here. I have something important that we all as
a family need to discuss. So, uh, maybe a year
ago we all decided that we had this great idea
for a business, and I bought the website birthday fake
dot com. Yeah. Yeah, we talked about how we were
(04:12):
going to start a company called Birthday Fake, where we
would make other things that we're not birthday cakes. Because Garrett,
by the way, everyone who here, Scary, you're here, I'm here,
in Bethany Brody, you're here, Scottie b Garrett, Danielle Okay, so, Garrett,
you can't have gluten or sugar or anything anything. So
so birthday cakes are pretty problematic for you. And so
(04:33):
we were talking about how maybe like corn bread or
something that was different. So we started birthday fake dot com.
We never used it. So here's what's going on. I
just got an email saying that it cancels on March
twenty nine, and it's my birthday and renewal and I
canceled the auto renew unless we are going to do
(04:55):
something with it. I think we should, and I think
we should involve some of our celebrity chef friends and
get get them on board with this. I don't see
that this is the typical bar conversation of hey, let's
open a bar, and you come up with the name
of the bar, which is the easiest part of coming
up with the name of the bar. But then that's
where it ends. Right there at the bar, we have
the whole concept. I'm ready to go. I have a
(05:15):
bunch of those. I have a few websites that I
own that I've never done anything with. Website cheerleaders who
p dot com. No, I got rid of that one.
But I have strange shaped poop dot com. Which I
bought after it what I owned Strange shape poop dot
com because an s came out of me one time
and I thought it was really weird. That's supposed to be, like,
(05:37):
I know, you never see that. There were letters in
shapes and stuff. So I said, you know what, I'm
gonna buy this because I bet stupid guys would love
to see pictures of poop. But I never did anything
with it. I owned scott Saves dot com because I
thought maybe I'd like do some coupon thing or something
on this ship. My other thing was if we wanted
to not do anything with it, we have until March
(05:57):
twenty nine. Do we want to offer for it for
sale to someone? I think the concept and the website,
if you want the concept and the website, we could
sell that. But I think we should give it one
more year. And it does it cost to sit on
in front of the problem. We're gonna sit on it
come next year that much. Come on, come next year,
(06:18):
we're gonna be in the same situation of, hey, we
haven't done you know what. The Google guys had this
conversation and one of them finally said, let's do it.
I don't know what I don't know what you're usually.
I have a coupon code for a few of them
actually that you can get those dot com. Let's see
how much it would cost to renew now it would
be foosh, it would be fifty dollars dollars each. That's
(06:42):
not for a year multiple um two years, Oh, ten dollars,
five dollars a year. If we want to do it
for one year, it goes down to bucks count. We're
not doing anything dollars for one year or if you
act now. Yeah, it's like when my my youth group
was going to New Orleans to help all the New
(07:04):
Orleans build houses. We were selling these crosses that we
made out of nails, and my my youth group leader
went up in front of the entire church and she
was like, you can buy them for cents or four
for a dollar, and we all put our head in
our hands. We didn't sell very many, so my mom,
I don't think we're not going to do anything with it.
(07:25):
Garretts out he doesn't get part of the billions. I
don't know if I'm into it either, because I know
that it's everyone likes to talk talk talk, but nobody
likes to put you have to open up an LLC,
you have to do all this stuff. There's a million
things to do with so much paperwork and crap. I mean,
and who's going to advertise? And already Okay, so we
have a trademark and we have the website. What what
(07:47):
is it that we want to do with it? Well, yeah,
we're going to create a company that we can franchise
for people who don't want cake for their birthday, we
make other things that, like the French, I would have
like twelve things, one of them being like meat loaf, right,
like a meat loaf, and then in sauce you'd write
happy birthdays, but in the shape of a cake. Okay,
(08:09):
I've seen that Birthday Fake. Do they own birthday fake
dot com? Now that sell it to them. Let's let's
sell it to them. That's the best way I'm going
to say on that. You're out too, I think we
just sell it. I'm out. Okay. So it's Garrett and
Brodie and me shark Tank. I had one that I
wanted to do and somebody else took it and they
bought it and now they're making money on it. Wait
(08:30):
a minute, we're friends with Barbara Cochrane to get her
on here and talk about I have her phone number,
but I'm worried that if I text her she won't
know who I am. It's that guy I have you
ever had thats where you have the number but you
never use it because like, oh, yeah, I've got like
seven or eight celebrity phone numbers. But I feel like, yeah, yeah,
new phone, who dies? New Year? Who dies? Okay, So
(08:53):
I guess I just wanted to gauge the temperature. So
I'm not going to renew it right now. We have
a couple of months. We'll just see how we feel. Yeah,
we talk about celebrity phone number, we have it, We
shouldn't call yep. Enrique have Enrique ghe? I have um
Phil Collin, who's the guitar player for def Leppard. Phil
Colin guitar player Phil Collin has sold probably more more,
(09:16):
almost as many records Phil Collins. Anyway, I have his,
but I can't call him. I have Debbie Gibson, have
Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin. I feel like she gives out
in Willy Nilly, Well these days she probably gives it
out to anybody'll take it. Joe Gatto from impractical joke.
We all have Joe gattos one. I have Alex Elvis's partner.
I have Jack from Fun remember him when he was here.
(09:38):
He always wanted to do a phone tap on his dad,
so we kept going back and forth talking about doing
a phone tapp and it just never happened. Let's see.
I don't know when I'm just an a Barbara Corcoran.
Have Debbie Gibson? Did I say Davide Gibson? Yeah, I'm sorry,
m this is the best part of the shows. We
all with through our phones. Hold on, I'm going to
call one Bobby Flay. We'll have body flies who don't
(10:03):
count because he's front of ours about boys. Hold on,
hold on calling, hold on Garrett, come on, have the CVS.
I have Dr Oz's phone number. Ye, hold on another
the bottom celebrity won't pick up. Dr Mike. Oh, I
have Sharon Osborne. I have Joined for Tone. You're joined
(10:25):
the tone. I have Darren Chris. They might have me on.
Why you called too much? No? I hate talking to him.
You're calling. I have de Snyder from Twisted Sister's phone up. Yeah?
Who that who? That? You didn't even get a call?
(10:45):
I called scary. You called me number, you want to
call my house? Nope, called your mobile. Try it again, mobile,
it's not coming through. Yeah, there's Joe Gato. I have
Josh Grobin. I have a girl's phone number from a
rap group that broke up? Does that count? Which is
one Wild or Kids? No? So close? Wild podcast day?
(11:05):
They were really good. Yeah, I thought it was the
girls he loved started that started strong alright, so that
two minutes left the continue phone Who should we call Ghostbusters?
Cane from The Cane Show. Of all of our friends,
we can't count radio people. Their celebrities. Well, he was
(11:31):
a relationship relationship expert, but I'm not sure is he's
still doing this then? No, he turned to VH one
to become a reality star relationship expert, and uh kind
of fell off the tracks from there the show. At
one point, uh, at one point when he was on
our show very frequently, him and Greg t got into
a big fight where he had to be restrained in
(11:52):
the back office because he wants to do fight. Our
guest Stephen flows Ballast from Dancing with a Star. Oh,
I just get married Mark Bell last year. I have
Vali from We All Have To Oh yeah, Tony to
(12:14):
some of must have k Adams phone numbers, your fantasy
football show on TV now if some of our if
some of our interns and now on television stations around
the country, like doing reports that count number number. I
just streamed past my ex who I have a restraining
order against as he tried to kill me. Was not
(12:34):
famous killing my car. Lisa Lampanelli have our phone number,
Lucas product, Lucas Love Lucas. I have phone numbers of
people who have passed that I won't get rid of,
like John Pinette. Johnette one of the greatest stand up
comics of all time, and she's not a celebrity. But
I have Irsa, the girl in Sweden who helped me
(12:55):
figure out how to use the train ticket machine and
then helped me to come over to her house to
eat like dinner. I still have her phone number just
because of the memory. What if you go on vacation
and you call her and be like hey about that
dinner that we were talking about? Probably would if so
she found me in Norway. But if I ever went
to Sweden, I would probably text and be like hey,
(13:16):
But she was so nice, she just like I will
never forget. I was looking down at my feet crying
because I had no phone signal. I was in Oslo.
I had a map in my hands and no idea
what to do, and I didn't speak the language, and
I was just crying into like staring down at my shoes,
and I see these two shoes just shuffle up and stop.
And I looked up and it was just this beautiful
(13:38):
woman who was like, Hi, do you need help? And
she brought me down to the train ticket machine and
helped me buy everything. Was so nice, total stranger. We
just wrote a lifetime movie right there. Not to change
the topic, but text message just came in. They wanted
to know this burning question from the text one. Here's
a topic for fifteen minute morning show. Love snow or
(13:59):
hates Now? Which are do you on? And why? Depends
on this scenario. On a Saturday, when there's a hill
and I have a sled love it, and I'm home
when it says Sunday night and I have to work
the next day and I have to shovel my driveway.
Hey you go sledding by yourself? Yeah? You do? Not
like my kids, kant by yourself or not. I often
(14:21):
feel like I'm alone because my kids like snow in
the first twelve hours and then it gets dirty and
disgusting and brown. So it's every day. Well, you're from Wisconsin,
that's like air, it is. It's pretty great. I'm moren
not getting the amount of snow that I used to
get growing up. We once lost my sister. You guys
are white when we first you know, when we first
(14:43):
when we first got my younger sister, she was toddling.
She's so little, and we picked her up and we
put her in a snowbank and she went into it
and disappeared because it was so tall it was over
her head. We pulled her out, we preshed her off.
And speaking of sledding, did you the video of the
dog Australian shepherd. The Australian shepherd so smart. He literally
(15:06):
carries the sled up the hill with his teeth and
then he gets on it, goes down a big slope
and then repeats carries it back up. He did it
like ten times in a row. Are so great. Shepherds
especially are so super smart. How much time do we have,
by the way, only that thirty seconds. So thank you
so much for bearing with us on this kind of
screaky getting back into the swing of it. It's very hard.
(15:31):
I feel like my mouth didn't work at all today,
Like all morning, I felt like in quicksand you know,
you feel like the first day back, like I just
can't get anything out. I can't say the right things.
So I felt all morning. So for all the people
that have spent the last five days tweeting at us,
oh my god, I've listened to every one of your
podcasts and shows. I need you back. This probably wasn't
what you're waiting for. We're sorry, thank you, We'll be
(15:51):
back tomorrow. I'm gonna call it dr os Nowift Minute
Morning Show, Elf,
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step by step recipes right to your door and everything
can be cooked under forty five minutes. The menu changes
every week based on what's in season and totally designed
by Blue Apron's in house culinary team. They offer twelve
new recipes every week and we can pick two, three,
four recipes based on what fits our schedule. And Blue
(00:21):
Apron sends only non GMO ingredients and meets with no
added hormones. And did you know Blue Apron teams up
with Whole thirty to bring you these delicious recipes. Some
of their upcoming meals Steak Diane with mushroom pan sauce
and mashed potatoes, General Sos chicken with box choy and
jasmine rice, Whole thirty approved, Tagarashi chicken lettuce cups with avocado,
or Whole thirty approved Mexican spiced Barramundi with kale, sweet
(00:44):
potato and avocado salad. So you're listening to us, let
me take care of your first three meals. It's a
thirty dollar value with your first order and I'll take
care of the shipping. To go to Blue Apron dot
com slash fifteen. That's blue apron dot com slash fifteen
blue apron a better way to cook? What would you
talk about on your on your podcast morning show? Happy
(01:15):
New Years? No s? Happy new Year? What? Some people
I know happy New Year because they can find New
Year's Eve with New Year's Happy new Year. It's new year.
But if you wish Scottie be a happy new Year,
he gets very angry because I saw him on January
third and I said happy New Year because I had
(01:38):
not seen him since December twenty second. When does happy
New Year expire well? For him? He said, technically I
don't accept happy New Year after January twod and I
was like, okay, go fund yourself. Wait why technically? I
didn't get it. I don't know him. It's different for everyone.
But if you haven't seen the person since the end
of the year, I guess there has to be some
kind of like if you don't see them till March
(02:00):
that I would January Christmas in the room now, Happy
New Year, Happy New Years, I will not accept it.
I have not seen you since December. It was good
to see you. It was January three. The first thing
you say to me is I will use this as
my argument. If you see me two weeks after my birthday,
(02:20):
you're not going to say happy birthday to me. I
know we haven't seen you before your birthday. We might say,
how is your birthday? Happy birthday? What's the cut off? Okay,
I'll tell you. Why are you so upset that people
are wishing you happy things? I just don't want to
hear it anymore. I was that Wait, hold on, I was.
I was. I was a chili the other day with
my kids, and some woman walked in and she said
(02:41):
to the other women at the table, Merry Christmas. No,
it's over for weeks. Sorry, that's fine. This is what
and this is not be all end all. I'm just
saying that if you give it a few days, so
the new year happens on the first, and then a
couple of days of a lull, and then that first
Monday back to work or back to the grind or
(03:02):
back to whatever you're doing, that should be the cut off.
You get to say it that one time for those
people that you haven't seen, and then it's over. So
for me, today is the last day January eight. I
worked the whole week. I don't care I was here.
Here's why Scotty is wrong, and I usually agree with Scotty.
Every other Happy or Mary is a one day holiday
that you're acknowledging. Merry Christmas is one day. Hanik is
(03:25):
eight days, you know. Great? Okay, New Year, Happy New Year.
You're not wishing them a happy January one. You're wishing
them an entire year of happiness. So there is no
cut off point. You can have a miserable fu Scotty,
have a happy entire year. I think if you wait
till May, it's too late. Okay. So in the spirit
(03:47):
of all things celebration, I actually have I'm glad that
everyone's here. I have something important that we all as
a family need to discuss. So, uh, maybe a year
ago we all decided that we had this great idea
for a business, and I bought the website birthday fake
dot com. Yeah. Yeah, we talked about how we were
(04:12):
going to start a company called Birthday Fake, where we
would make other things that we're not birthday cakes. Because Garrett,
by the way, everyone who here, Scary, you're here, I'm here,
in Bethany Brody, you're here, Scottie b Garrett, Danielle Okay, so, Garrett,
you can't have gluten or sugar or anything anything. So
so birthday cakes are pretty problematic for you. And so
(04:33):
we were talking about how maybe like corn bread or
something that was different. So we started birthday fake dot com.
We never used it. So here's what's going on. I
just got an email saying that it cancels on March
twenty nine, and it's my birthday and renewal and I
canceled the auto renew unless we are going to do
(04:55):
something with it. I think we should, and I think
we should involve some of our celebrity chef friends and
get get them on board with this. I don't see
that this is the typical bar conversation of hey, let's
open a bar, and you come up with the name
of the bar, which is the easiest part of coming
up with the name of the bar. But then that's
where it ends. Right there at the bar, we have
the whole concept. I'm ready to go. I have a
(05:15):
bunch of those. I have a few websites that I
own that I've never done anything with. Website cheerleaders who
p dot com. No, I got rid of that one.
But I have strange shaped poop dot com. Which I
bought after it what I owned Strange shape poop dot
com because an s came out of me one time
and I thought it was really weird. That's supposed to be, like,
(05:37):
I know, you never see that. There were letters in
shapes and stuff. So I said, you know what, I'm
gonna buy this because I bet stupid guys would love
to see pictures of poop. But I never did anything
with it. I owned scott Saves dot com because I
thought maybe I'd like do some coupon thing or something
on this ship. My other thing was if we wanted
to not do anything with it, we have until March
(05:57):
twenty nine. Do we want to offer for it for
sale to someone? I think the concept and the website,
if you want the concept and the website, we could
sell that. But I think we should give it one
more year. And it does it cost to sit on
in front of the problem. We're gonna sit on it
come next year that much. Come on, come next year,
(06:18):
we're gonna be in the same situation of, hey, we
haven't done you know what. The Google guys had this
conversation and one of them finally said, let's do it.
I don't know what I don't know what you're usually.
I have a coupon code for a few of them
actually that you can get those dot com. Let's see
how much it would cost to renew now it would
be foosh, it would be fifty dollars dollars each. That's
(06:42):
not for a year multiple um two years, Oh, ten dollars,
five dollars a year. If we want to do it
for one year, it goes down to bucks count. We're
not doing anything dollars for one year or if you
act now. Yeah, it's like when my my youth group
was going to New Orleans to help all the New
(07:04):
Orleans build houses. We were selling these crosses that we
made out of nails, and my my youth group leader
went up in front of the entire church and she
was like, you can buy them for cents or four
for a dollar, and we all put our head in
our hands. We didn't sell very many, so my mom,
I don't think we're not going to do anything with it.
(07:25):
Garretts out he doesn't get part of the billions. I
don't know if I'm into it either, because I know
that it's everyone likes to talk talk talk, but nobody
likes to put you have to open up an LLC,
you have to do all this stuff. There's a million
things to do with so much paperwork and crap. I mean,
and who's going to advertise? And already Okay, so we
have a trademark and we have the website. What what
(07:47):
is it that we want to do with it? Well, yeah,
we're going to create a company that we can franchise
for people who don't want cake for their birthday, we
make other things that, like the French, I would have
like twelve things, one of them being like meat loaf, right,
like a meat loaf, and then in sauce you'd write
happy birthdays, but in the shape of a cake. Okay,
(08:09):
I've seen that Birthday Fake. Do they own birthday fake
dot com? Now that sell it to them. Let's let's
sell it to them. That's the best way I'm going
to say on that. You're out too, I think we
just sell it. I'm out. Okay. So it's Garrett and
Brodie and me shark Tank. I had one that I
wanted to do and somebody else took it and they
bought it and now they're making money on it. Wait
(08:30):
a minute, we're friends with Barbara Cochrane to get her
on here and talk about I have her phone number,
but I'm worried that if I text her she won't
know who I am. It's that guy I have you
ever had thats where you have the number but you
never use it because like, oh, yeah, I've got like
seven or eight celebrity phone numbers. But I feel like, yeah, yeah,
new phone, who dies? New Year? Who dies? Okay, So
(08:53):
I guess I just wanted to gauge the temperature. So
I'm not going to renew it right now. We have
a couple of months. We'll just see how we feel. Yeah,
we talk about celebrity phone number, we have it, We
shouldn't call yep. Enrique have Enrique ghe? I have um
Phil Collin, who's the guitar player for def Leppard. Phil
Colin guitar player Phil Collin has sold probably more more,
(09:16):
almost as many records Phil Collins. Anyway, I have his,
but I can't call him. I have Debbie Gibson, have
Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin. I feel like she gives out
in Willy Nilly, Well these days she probably gives it
out to anybody'll take it. Joe Gatto from impractical joke.
We all have Joe gattos one. I have Alex Elvis's partner.
I have Jack from Fun remember him when he was here.
(09:38):
He always wanted to do a phone tap on his dad,
so we kept going back and forth talking about doing
a phone tapp and it just never happened. Let's see.
I don't know when I'm just an a Barbara Corcoran.
Have Debbie Gibson? Did I say Davide Gibson? Yeah, I'm sorry,
m this is the best part of the shows. We
all with through our phones. Hold on, I'm going to
call one Bobby Flay. We'll have body flies who don't
(10:03):
count because he's front of ours about boys. Hold on,
hold on calling, hold on Garrett, come on, have the CVS.
I have Dr Oz's phone number. Ye, hold on another
the bottom celebrity won't pick up. Dr Mike. Oh, I
have Sharon Osborne. I have Joined for Tone. You're joined
(10:25):
the tone. I have Darren Chris. They might have me on.
Why you called too much? No? I hate talking to him.
You're calling. I have de Snyder from Twisted Sister's phone up. Yeah?
Who that who? That? You didn't even get a call?
(10:45):
I called scary. You called me number, you want to
call my house? Nope, called your mobile. Try it again, mobile,
it's not coming through. Yeah, there's Joe Gato. I have
Josh Grobin. I have a girl's phone number from a
rap group that broke up? Does that count? Which is
one Wild or Kids? No? So close? Wild podcast day?
(11:05):
They were really good. Yeah, I thought it was the
girls he loved started that started strong alright, so that
two minutes left the continue phone Who should we call Ghostbusters?
Cane from The Cane Show. Of all of our friends,
we can't count radio people. Their celebrities. Well, he was
(11:31):
a relationship relationship expert, but I'm not sure is he's
still doing this then? No, he turned to VH one
to become a reality star relationship expert, and uh kind
of fell off the tracks from there the show. At
one point, uh, at one point when he was on
our show very frequently, him and Greg t got into
a big fight where he had to be restrained in
(11:52):
the back office because he wants to do fight. Our
guest Stephen flows Ballast from Dancing with a Star. Oh,
I just get married Mark Bell last year. I have
Vali from We All Have To Oh yeah, Tony to
(12:14):
some of must have k Adams phone numbers, your fantasy
football show on TV now if some of our if
some of our interns and now on television stations around
the country, like doing reports that count number number. I
just streamed past my ex who I have a restraining
order against as he tried to kill me. Was not
(12:34):
famous killing my car. Lisa Lampanelli have our phone number,
Lucas product, Lucas Love Lucas. I have phone numbers of
people who have passed that I won't get rid of,
like John Pinette. Johnette one of the greatest stand up
comics of all time, and she's not a celebrity. But
I have Irsa, the girl in Sweden who helped me
(12:55):
figure out how to use the train ticket machine and
then helped me to come over to her house to
eat like dinner. I still have her phone number just
because of the memory. What if you go on vacation
and you call her and be like hey about that
dinner that we were talking about? Probably would if so
she found me in Norway. But if I ever went
to Sweden, I would probably text and be like hey,
(13:16):
But she was so nice, she just like I will
never forget. I was looking down at my feet crying
because I had no phone signal. I was in Oslo.
I had a map in my hands and no idea
what to do, and I didn't speak the language, and
I was just crying into like staring down at my shoes,
and I see these two shoes just shuffle up and stop.
And I looked up and it was just this beautiful
(13:38):
woman who was like, Hi, do you need help? And
she brought me down to the train ticket machine and
helped me buy everything. Was so nice, total stranger. We
just wrote a lifetime movie right there. Not to change
the topic, but text message just came in. They wanted
to know this burning question from the text one. Here's
a topic for fifteen minute morning show. Love snow or
(13:59):
hates Now? Which are do you on? And why? Depends
on this scenario. On a Saturday, when there's a hill
and I have a sled love it, and I'm home
when it says Sunday night and I have to work
the next day and I have to shovel my driveway.
Hey you go sledding by yourself? Yeah? You do? Not
like my kids, kant by yourself or not. I often
(14:21):
feel like I'm alone because my kids like snow in
the first twelve hours and then it gets dirty and
disgusting and brown. So it's every day. Well, you're from Wisconsin,
that's like air, it is. It's pretty great. I'm moren
not getting the amount of snow that I used to
get growing up. We once lost my sister. You guys
are white when we first you know, when we first
(14:43):
when we first got my younger sister, she was toddling.
She's so little, and we picked her up and we
put her in a snowbank and she went into it
and disappeared because it was so tall it was over
her head. We pulled her out, we preshed her off.
And speaking of sledding, did you the video of the
dog Australian shepherd. The Australian shepherd so smart. He literally
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carries the sled up the hill with his teeth and
then he gets on it, goes down a big slope
and then repeats carries it back up. He did it
like ten times in a row. Are so great. Shepherds
especially are so super smart. How much time do we have,
by the way, only that thirty seconds. So thank you
so much for bearing with us on this kind of
screaky getting back into the swing of it. It's very hard.
(15:31):
I feel like my mouth didn't work at all today,
Like all morning, I felt like in quicksand you know,
you feel like the first day back, like I just
can't get anything out. I can't say the right things.
So I felt all morning. So for all the people
that have spent the last five days tweeting at us,
oh my god, I've listened to every one of your
podcasts and shows. I need you back. This probably wasn't
what you're waiting for. We're sorry, thank you, We'll be
(15:51):
back tomorrow. I'm gonna call it dr os Nowift Minute
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