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December 15, 2017 15 mins

Elvis let Nate borrow his car. We also chat about getting out and traveling!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
represents show there. I just started the opening without anyone
in here. You figured people will come if you build it,
they will come. If you just start the podcast, they

(00:26):
will come. And then you walked in because you saw
me in here starting it. Then then Brody walked in.
I I saw the button, then the lights and everything,
and I'm like, oh, what's going on? Like, I'm not waiting.
It's it's Friday. We gotta get the hell out of here.
We've got things to do. We gotta go home, we
gotta pack, we get ready for Miami this weekend. We're
going down for a jingle ball. I'm excited about going down.
It'll be fun. That weather supposed to beautiful, so that's

(00:46):
all good. I'm running, Brody will be going. I'll be here.
So I mean, do you do you get piste off
that you're not going to things like this? I mean,
if I was you, I'd be like, oh, thank god,
I can stay home and get things done. Uh, you know,
it would be nice if the company wanted to fly
me down. What I have a lot to do this weekend,
a little shopping. It's still hanakah. So I'm good. Right,
So you're to night being Friday, it's night number three,

(01:07):
four four four, night number four. So how many gifts
have you done a gift per night? So far? The
kids get the eight eight eight. I have three kids.
That's twenty four boxes piled up. Wow. And the adults
we're working on that, all right. I may have gotten
more crazy nights for her than the other way around.
But is there a rule where they have to have

(01:27):
the gift on that night or can you just give
them like a stack at the end of everything? Oh? No,
every day they're like, okay, let's go. Yeah. I would
rather do it that way. I'm like, if I'm Jewish,
I want a different gift, and I wanted like at
eight pm every night. But the big controversy is because
people do it differently. Is do you give the biggest
gift on night one and then progressively smaller as you go,
or do you give a small gift the first night?

(01:49):
They have to plan it out strategically. You give like
a medium gift the first night so they know that, oh,
my parents are doing well by mat great, and then
you go like night two is usually yeah, it's okay,
nights having an eight better be big though and big Hello.
We're calling Nate. Hello. Yes, yeah, we're doing the podcast.
I'm with Danielle and Brody. Um, so you're already in

(02:09):
line at the airport. Yeah, but what happened? What happened
in the bathroom? Okay? So I had my knit cap
in my back pocket, and as I was sitting down
and then standing up pulling my pants on, something fell
into the toilet. Your your hat fell into the toilet. Yeah,
you better throw it out. So are you gonna put
it on your head? Now? Well? Are you gonna officially

(02:31):
be a ship head? It's a nick? Go ahead. What
what I did was I managed to grab it when
it was on some paper and it didn't really Yeah,
your hand, go buy a new cap. By the way, Um,
Nate is using my truck while I'm out of town,

(02:53):
and I don't know if I'm fully comfortable with this.
What's the incomfortable? I tell you what, Garrett, you don't
know if he can hear you from over there. But Garretty,
as Garrett explained, right, you gotta listen closely. Go ahead.
So Elvis trusted Nate with his studio and they turned
around and had sex in his studio Yeah. I trusted
you with my studio and you had sex on my board.
Now I'm trusting in my car. Are you gonna have

(03:14):
sex in my car? My truck? Uh you're getting you're
getting onto the plane now? Yeah, and well read between
the lines. I don't want to answer the question. I
will not have your No one knows what you're talking about.
Based on the name of Elvis's car. Are you gonna

(03:35):
bend her rover? Are you driving my range bend her Rover?
I'm not going to do anything. Uhlicits um in your
in your vehicle? Well, thank god, you're not gonna get
a little must tang this weekend. I gotta go goodbye
to see you in Miami. Yeah. Yeah, but he borrows
my truck all the time, and I'm just I'm not

(03:57):
sure if I'm comfortable with that. I don't know. I see,
I don't trust him because do you think he does
with it? He lives in New York City, so he
you know, he drives out to Pennsylvania family, and I
get that. Okay, that's what he tells you. My truck
just sits in the garage. I haven't driven it in
like five months, so then it's getting some action, but
I don't want to get any action. So all right,
so getting ready for jingle Ball. So Danielle and I

(04:19):
will be in South Florida for jingle Ball Sundays. You know,
I'm so afraid because the stomach virus is going around,
and I am petrified that I'm going to get on
the plane and start throwing up. I don't know why
I'm so scared of this. Thrown up on a plane once.
It is the worst feeling you have coming home from
coming home from my honeymoon. The bag. No, I had

(04:39):
to go into the bathroom, thank god. But the problem
was I was throwing up when we were landing. So
you know, you're supposed to be seated with your seatbelt on,
so so everyone was like, please sit down. I couldn't.
If I went to go sit down, vomit would have
been all over the place. Did they understand that, No,
they didn't because they were knocking on the door as
I was mid vomit. Or did they land the plane
while you were vomiting? They were on their way down. Yeah,

(04:59):
we're landing coming back home. So as we were coming
back home, landing at JFK, I was vomiting, holding the
toilet on, as if that's my seatbelt. Now, I have
seen them, like we're about to land. There's always some
idiot on the plane who doesn't understand that you have
to be in your seat. If you're vomiting, it's another thing.
But you can feel the plane descending and going down,

(05:20):
and everyone's buckled up, and you know, the flight attendants
worked hard to get everyone ready, seatbacks up, trade tables, whatever,
and then some old guy we'll start walking up the
aisle to the to the bathroom. You're like, sir, you've
got to sit down, sir. So I've seen them actually
pick up the phone and call the pilot, and the
podot will have to call um the air traffic control

(05:43):
and then we have to circle. It added another twenty
minutes to our trip because this asshole. You know, look,
when they tell you to sit down, stay seated, and
then when you land, you're not supposed to get up
until they tell you to get up. People started standing up.
Sorry an active taxi white play. I'm like, well, you
were never flown before. Seriously, that's ridiculous. Once the pilot

(06:04):
comes on, it's like dad yelling at you. Though, it's like,
you know, you're in trouble when the pilot comes on
and everyone looks and we'll all look behind her in
front of us always Okay, who's the idiot. That's because
there's two hundred people on the plane and everyone has
the they don't mean me itis that they mean everybody else. Yeah,
I don't have to try. I don't have to stow
my luggage. My trade table can stay down. They mean
everybody else. Yeahah, they tell you a thousand times, put

(06:24):
your tray table up, put your seat back up, and
they don't do it. I've had so many people like,
go to put their bag above my seat if I'm
on the aisle seat and I've got like people's private
parts right in my face, Like could you excuse that? Please?
Have you ever been sitting there and you're you're in
a window seat and then all of a sudden, on
your arm rest back behind you, you see a sock

(06:45):
and a foot coming up and they're using your arm rests.
There is their foot rest. Yes, go away. I don't
I sound like I mean old man? I was. I
was traveling is just the worst yet. I was on
a flight and a little kid was sitting in front
of me on the window side. He turns around and
I didn't hit his seat at all, but he was
about five six years old. You mind not hitting my seat,

(07:07):
and so it kind of puts me in the awkward
position where the parents think I'm kicking his seat where
he didn't do anything. So I'm left I'm left out
there going, I didn't hit your seat. I'm arguing with
the five year old before we even took off. But
then again, you know what, then I kicked the seat.
He kicked it. Now. Thank god for flights, Thank god
for airplanes, because it's so good to get away. And
this is the positive about flying. It is a look.

(07:28):
Airports make people stupid. I know my i Q level
goes down in the airport. We're all guilty of it
because you're you're in a her. You gotta get here,
you gotta get there. You're like cattle. You get on
the plane, you're like sitting there and you're squinched up. Whatever.
But you know what, we get to travel, We get
to go see new in different places. That's why I
don't get great tea, he says. I don't travel well.
I just need to stay tethered to my house. He
doesn't like going anywhere. He hates it, and you know,

(07:49):
but there's there's a world out there. I used to
be more like that. I used to be afraid that,
more afraid to fly than I am now. And I've
gotten better because I realized now the destination is more
important to me than the fear. But that's how I
fell in love with going on cruises, because you just
get on the ship and there's no plane if they
leave out of New York. So I fell in love
with cruises. Now I can fly to a cruise. I'm

(08:10):
more comfortable with that. Now, there you go. Yeah, but
planes are better. Tea. He's the worst. He cried that
time we flew to Iowa together. He cried when the
plane took a little dip right. And I'm not sure
if he's as afraid of the actual flying as he
is just leaving home. I think it's more of that. Well,
there's a lot of people who just don't even lead
leave the house because they have they have issues they're

(08:32):
dealing with. And I get that, and I'm and I
would never ever poke fun at anyone. But unfortunately, with
our job, you know, we've got to travel. But luckily
we have you know, people on the show, So there's
always someone who's ready to get on a planing. Yeah,
what are you gonna do? But Scary it was like
that too. Scary doesn't like to travel, but he only
goes to four destinations in the entire world, Miami Atlantis.

(08:55):
It's the same thing that with people who only go
to the same four restaurants, because I don't look, there's
nothing long with being comfortable with the same dish at
the same restaurant. So you go there over and over,
and I get that. I get that, But sometimes don't
you want to try something different. My friend's neighbor, he
comes home at the same time every day to watch
the same program and he has to eat dinner at

(09:15):
the same time every single day. He won't. He will not.
Nothing can take him away from his routine. That's his journey.
I hated that in high school, I had Bologny sandwiches
every day for about four months straight, and I just why.
It was the easy sandwich my mom made, okay, and
and bye bye bye months number four. I despise and
I still despise Bologny for having it for four months

(09:38):
in a row in high school. Yeah, she turned you off.
I don't have that problem. I can eat the same
food every day for a month. We know what, so
do you for the taste of it, or just for
the nourishment of it, or just to fill up your stomach.
If it's something I like, then I don't mind liking
it again. Like people alway had pizza tod I can't
have pizza tomorrow. I can have pizza every day. I
can have pizza every single day, no different toppings, different

(09:58):
styles of pizza around square. I'm in, I'm in. I'm
with you. But there are a lot of people who
do live this life of routine, and there's nothing wrong
with that. It's great to live on a planet that
people think differently and act differently and live differently. It'd
be boring if we know who would you make fun
of if everyone was the same. This is true, and
it's something else. It's all about making fun of people. Right.

(10:19):
You were like, oh, look at that person with the
blue shirt. You're like, hey, I'm wearing a blue shirt,
then it's no good. But if they're wearing like a
rainbow shirt with like flames shooting out of it and wings,
you go, wow, that person is kind of unusual. Do
you think Bethany felt like she was playing hookey for
two days in a row. When you're out sick, it
is great to stay at home and not have to
get up and get out of it. But at the
same time, don't you feel like, m I'm wondering what
I'm missing out? Of course you get that fault. What

(10:43):
a little bit. She's going to be disappointed that she
didn't get to me. BEB eight from Star Wars there, well,
they took a video for her and said he said
happy birthday to her. Not the same and someone just
said this picture of me on Instagram with b B
eight says, I look very very happy. You caught me
at that unusual moment where you know what, celebrities do
this all the time though you weren't doing it, and
the photo celebrities will act like they're talking, like Jay

(11:04):
Z and Kevin Hart got caught doing this where they're like, hey,
act like I'm saying something funny. So they both smile.
The photographer gets to smile and it looks like they're
having the best time ever. But they just forced the
smile to get a good picture. But smiling is something
that Brody rarely does in photos. But in this one
with b B B eight, you were smiling. You look so happy, Brodie. Yeah,
you know what, I'm getting a little tired of people

(11:24):
saying smiling I saw, Yeah, So I don't love my
smile anyway, The robot a great smile. The droid made
me smile. I just I welled up with like boyhood
childhood emotions that a Star Wars droid was here. So
I I lost. I lost the concerns I normally have.
That's nice, you know, whether you are a store Star

(11:45):
Wars fan or not, We'm Almo. We almost agree. It's
really great to have these events like this is a
movie event and it brings people together and people get
excited about going to the theater and going out as
the holidays and everything's decorated and another reason to get
out with your friends and go check it out. I
I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but I don't
detest it. It's just not, you know, in my top five.

(12:06):
But I'm looking forward to when I spend time alone
over the holidays, I'm gonna see some movies and this
is definitely at the top of my list. Yeah, well,
for me, it was great because you can't spell Hanako
without Han, that's a big joke. Han solo. Yes, I
got yeah. I listened a weird seeing b B eight
here after What is he in the movie? Oh? Yeah,
he's in the movie. It was weird. So two years ago,

(12:27):
in the last New Star Wars in the trilogy open
came out The Force Awakens. They sent R two D
two to many of the theaters so you'd go and
R two D two was there. And so we went
last night to the movie theater and we were very
disappointed that b B eight wasn't there. And then and
I'm wearing my Star Wars shirt today, I did not
know he was coming, So it was it was a
big deal. It was like when you see someone in
television and then you see them the next day on
the street. He's famous because if David Beckham showed up

(12:50):
kicking a Saga ball, I get excited. Whould you get
excited about Garrett? And they showed up, probably Justin or
Bruno Mars. Oh, if Justin Timberlake showed up, we would
have to lock Garrett up because he too we have
to fight over. I mean, I would be so excited
if Rosally and Russell, the famous actress showed up she's dead.
That would be freaky first, to be kind of weird

(13:10):
love her. We got about a little less than two minutes.
We do have a text that just came in from Tucson.
What's up all the way from Tucson. I love the
fifteen minute morning show. I hope you enjoy your holiday break.
We're not on break till until next Thursday. People are
thinking of our old school schedule. We used to go
on vacation this week and then have two weeks off,
and now we have that extra week, which, by the way,
is in my mind, the worst week ever. I mean,

(13:32):
I feel like we should be on vacation. I'm with
the listeners like we did jingle Balls, and I think
we should be on vacations. Well, we still get the
same amount of weeks per year off, which is a lot,
but we're moving that the week that we're not taking
off now to like spring, because now we're taking spring vacations.
And a lot of people don't know this. In our
business and radio typically you're you were always forbidden to
take spring and fall vacations because that's when important rating

(13:55):
seasons are going on. And so since I was fifteen
years old, I never took a vacation. Was it was
summer or winter, hot or cold. And now I'm like, no,
we're gonna go when we want. So we're taking some
springtime all. But actually we're on next week Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday. Here's then, but I'll be in. No,
we're definitely Thursday. Stop it. Well, that's the thing. Everyone's
starting to talk. Well, it's not next week yet, so

(14:16):
he's gonna falter on that Thursday and we're gonna work.
Going to do that the Jedi Mike ty today, you
always like to take off the Thursday before we go
on vacation. On the Friday. No, he said, Oh my god,
I'm so excited. We don't have to work three days
next week. I said, no, we're on four. I'm I'm
not here, but I'm gonna. I'm in a studio. We're on.
Kathleen's already starting outside that she's betting on the fact
that you're gonna call out on Thursday and say Merry Christmas.

(14:38):
Now we're on. We have to be on. I understand,
I think we should be off Monday box, but I'd
rather have the Thursday late. You're signed up for the years.
All right, So if you're listening to this before Sunday,
we are at bb and T Center and Sunrise for
Why One Jingle Ball. We'll see you there, Garrett, Rody,
Danielle have a great weekend. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show

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