December 13, 2017 • 16 mins
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about on your on your podcasts show? Thee and gart
(01:18):
web girl Kathleen there she is over there, nobody's here,
Samantha walking in. Everyone's late because we are taking our
holiday picture. Yeah, and my favorite part is so Kathleen
comes in and she takes all the Christmas decorations off
the tree and out of the room to put to
do for the for the you know, for the pictures.
(01:38):
And now she wants to try to put them back
because she's over here shoving back. And doesn't that happen though?
When when the ornaments fall off the tree, just you're
like where did that go? And you don't care and
you just put them on the tree. That's what happens
near like the holidays, Like right when the holidays are
about to hit, you get so you're just like, wherever
it falls, you just throw it. Now entering the studio,
one Scary Jones, who is injured from the holiday. Are
(02:00):
we just took wait a minute, Bethany got injured. To
Bethany got injured her She skinned her knee, her knees
all red and bleeding. Yeah, Scary, how are you feeling? Okay?
What happened to you? Guys? Handed me a bottle of
champagne and said to shake it vigorously. Here's the problem.
Most exercise you've done in a while. When I when
I shook the champagne bottle vigorously, it created a tightness
(02:21):
and a clenching nous of the front of my upper body,
like my chest area, like it worked out. Scary. That
is really sad. Wait a minute, are you sure you're
not having a heart attack? I thought I was for
about the first ten minute. Yeah, no, I'm okay. Now,
Scary is exact quote. Scary and I were sitting in
the studio before we even pressed play on the podcast.
(02:41):
His exact quote was, I popped the bottle wrong. But
you have a lot of practice. This is a wake
up call. This is your oprah aha moment where you
need to start working out. Please do so, Scary, because
you've been talking about it for so long. My muscles
all tightened up in the front of my upper body,
all across my upper body. What's going on? We know
(03:03):
what happened. We're saying. It's sad, a personal trying to
tell the Wait, my dad had a heart attack and
we didn't know it, like last year, and it was
one of those little, tiny, minor ones that you don't know,
you think it's heartburning. You think it's like a muscle pull.
And when he wound up getting his physical, they said, oh,
you had a minor heart attack last year, and they
(03:23):
wound up and do all these tests. Thank gosh, he's fine.
Everything's fine. But you need to go take an area.
That would be a bad way to go though, popping bottles.
I think Scary wouldn't If he has to go somehow,
that would be a different way, like pop popping a
bottle the wrong way. If you popped the bottle correctly,
I would say, Okay, that's a cool way to go.
But you popped the bottle the wrong way. And by
(03:44):
the way, Danielle said, Scary, you have a lot of
experience popping champagne bottles. No, he does not. Scary gets
bottles and models. But the girls with the sparklers opened
the bottles for yeah, because they do mild workout so
they can. I'm genuinely concerned for you, Scary. You really
think you should go? What is it? E KG check
your heart? Have you had a physical lately? How long
has it been three years? On the level of your injuries,
(04:09):
what is worse this popping bottles incident? Or you getting
injured jumping around to how the pain or when he
got injured yawning, yeah, yeah, yawned wrong. One right, the three?
What's the the least to the worst, right now? Okay,
this was number three, this popping bottle incident. Okay, so
not so bad. Yawning wrong was number two? That was
(04:33):
I just yawned wrong. I threw out I guess I
threw out my back. So how the pain still is
number one house of pain, Carla Marie's I'll never forget
this how the pain caused in pain? It was it
was jumped around and I had these really hard sould
stress shoes on on the dance floor at the Christmas
party for Carla Marie's brother's construction company, whatever he was doing.
And and Garrett was there, and I was captured on video,
(04:55):
and I was jumped up, jump up and get down.
And when I went down, as he was think, I
landed on the balls of my feet and all of
a sudden, I felt this your balls. I felt this
ringing sensation which went right up from my feet all
the way up my body to my to my head.
But that was the worst. So today's incident isn't as bad.
So I'm I'm okay with you just being pained because
(05:17):
I know you're not as much pain as you were
with that. You know, I was in I had a
bulging disc in my back. My L four L five
was like in bad shape for three months. I could
barely walk. And yeah, Kathleen, when can we expect this
holiday card slash video that we can check out scary
being injured in I'm going to post it on Christmas Day?
On Christmas Day, you know, scary, you really shouldn't go
(05:39):
to the Jersey Shore anymore. You could die fist bumping,
Like seriously, you haven't had a physical in three years.
I think this is going to be the Christmas I
get a physical and call oscopy. So why are you
in today? Well, doctor, I was. I was shaking a
champagne bottle and it hit me that I need to
come see you. Basically way aft I thought for you.
(06:01):
I've had one already too. I went up asking. I'm
been asking for a while. I'm going to ask for
one next year too, because I want another one. Not
for those reasons. I wasn't. I wasn't the only injury today.
She had a call to to take, but she skinned
(06:22):
her knee. Her knee was bleeding because from the Christmas
because the rug out there, you had us kneeling down
on it for a long time. And she has a
skirt on with no stockings forsteners. I had on like
a onesie, so I was protected, but her knees were
not protected and so she ripped it over. Matter how
happy we look in this Christmas car screaming at each other,
(06:44):
should sit down or go to a doctor. Stop touching
your movies. You might be making it worse. Friend. And
aspirin because if you really did have a heart attack,
that aspirin will thin your blood. Yeah, and it'll save
your life. Yeah. I really feel like he's just at
a champage. You don't self diagnosy diagnose yourself because you're
saying I think I'm okay. You might feel okay. Go
(07:05):
on web md and look up champagne bottle openings. Somehow
from that, every time you google like something that you
think you know, you're you're symptoms. I've got five forms
of cancer guaranteed. Though, there is like you can go
to Google and you know you feel special when you
go to Google and you type in has anyone died
(07:27):
from popping a bottle. I'm sure I'll check it right now.
I'm sure that hasn't happened, So scary could be the first.
Kathleen's right though, even if it's just pulling a muscle,
aspur is gonna make you feel better. Well, you get too.
Has anyone died from popping? Stop there and let us
know what the autocomplete says. Has anyone died from popping?
That's the first one, because I haven't completed the sentence,
(07:48):
but the rest of the sentences popping a pimple and
then died from popping the bonner. I gotta get it's
too long ago up o people, you can die from
popping up and from a boner if too much blood
goes down there, if the pimbull's on the bon all
butts are off. I have not found died by popping bottle,
(08:10):
So scary, you could be the first. On Google. You know,
my kids freaked out because they had They were online
looking at videos of people that died on the soccer field.
And you know my kids play soccer. That's their best sports.
From boredom, so no soccer whatever party. Anyway, they were
compressed and came to me crying. I'm like, what's the matter,
and he's like, mom, people can die from playing soccer.
(08:31):
And I had trying to explain that that's an extreme issue.
And then why are you watching? This problem is YouTube
because once you start looking at YouTube videos, black hole
of YouTube videos, great point, scary, don't play soccer. Once
you were watching very innocent Mario, you know, Mario and
Luigi videos, and people do funny things with the stuffed animals,
(08:54):
but nothing crazy. All of a sudden, there's a video
of Princess Peach and the I Know office and he's
looking for crabs. Let's let's let's get that videos to
get checked out from She has a fuzzy pea, yea,
she had some problems comfortable right now, Prince, I'm so upset.
(09:15):
Oh my god, did you find a mushroom? Did they
go right in the pipe? Right in the pipe? All right?
What else we talk about? You don't look good? You
look concerned. He looks like that before. I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay, I'm standing, I'm standing up. But doesn't he
look concerned like he knows, like something's wrong. I think
(09:38):
I'm trying to think about what you're going on internally?
Can you put your can you put your arms over
your head? Easy? Does it hurt? Does your left on heart?
I'm good? I think you know you might need to
start incorporating some kind of light physical activity in your
regular roots. Now you need a physical friens. I just
want to go to the doctor with scary, just to
hear the words. I was popping a bottle at work
(10:00):
and I injured my I think I jinxed myself though,
because on the radio this morning, I told Nate, how
is it You're about ten times more physically fit than me,
but yet I'm in better shape than you? And that
was the not anymore. You might be in better shape,
but your your health you're falling apart from the inside.
The side looks great, but that dr Fat loss doesn't
he do it? Physical? Does? Well? Yeah? Well, I have
(10:21):
my detox uh session coming up January one. Okay, so
there you go. I love how you looked at a
clock before you said it, because you're so tuned into
when your detoxes are that, like, you can look at
your watch all day. All the oil lists chicken breast
that you get boiled isn't going to help the fact
that you can't do a sit up like you really
need to work and out. And to be honest, the
rest of the year after your detox, you don't eat
(10:43):
healthy at all. You really don't. I maintained somewhat of
a yeah, but that doesn't matter just injures and bruises ease. Look,
it doesn't help that chocolate, right. The problem is scary
if if he finds out the doughnuts have no GMOs
in them, he'll eat seven of them because there's no GMOs.
So he's fine. You are the most knowledgeable person about
(11:05):
food that I know. The thing about working out is
is that when you get gain more muscle, then you
can eat more because muscle will burn the calories faster.
So technically you could work out to eat a lot more.
You're right right, all of you. But this is the
time of season where every day another gift basket rolls
through you. Okay, questions when you when are you out
of that season? When thinking of the year, I usually
(11:29):
treat myself to a tremendous brunch on jan one. No,
I'm not talking about how you eat. I just mean
as far as taking care of yourself on a physical level. Well,
that's what that's when it starts on January and you
start January too. While he's doing the forty day thing,
he's not allowed to work out. That's true. No, do
your thing, but I want you to take better care
of Scary next year. Okay, that's ridiculous. You need to
(11:51):
get some free weights. We should film a video of
Scary with the Rocky theme music playing, and you know
in the movie where he shows he's in shape by
running up the steps and philadel for you. Yeah, were
just Scary with the Rocky theme walking over to a
bottle of champagne and shaking it and then putting it
down and going, yes, it didn't art. That would be
the final scene. Like if I was to go to Vegas,
I would never bet on Scary being injured by popping
(12:13):
a bottle, Like I would say, maybe the cork gets
in his face, like like you know, hit him in
the face and takes out an eye. But like it
almost did to Jake by the way, right hit Jake.
Luckily he was wearing glasses. Lucky for him. He has
a bad vision. Oh my god, he already has one eye.
To begin with, one of them don't work one of
them don't work. No, he can't see out of one
(12:35):
of them does. None of them does forever, but one
of them don't work. He's been hanging out. Darrek caught
you on that way. That's level seven bad, you know what.
I'm good nine days out of ten. So you could
shut your face? How come that you said? Right, I'm
tired of you. She's been holding onto that what I do.
(12:58):
If I was a dick, you'd be whacking me like
that champagne ball with Sam on this because if anybody
did that to Brody when he was trying to be
you know, sassy, he would lose his mind all the time.
All the time. Comedians they make the jokes. They can't
take the chance. Well, I can take a joke to
be creative. It was a joke. You absolutely can't. You
(13:19):
haven't joke. I will laugh. You cannot take a joke.
Your excuse for a joke is not a joke. You
cannot take everyone else last them, Kathleen, you're hurtful. I'm
not hurt. Your means it into Christmas dinner. He's mean girl, Kathleen. Yeah,
this one coming up because you'll be at the hospital. Finally,
(13:46):
major Uber update on the next episode of Brooken Boys podcast.
I have one too, not for your podcast. Come on,
come on, you never update, Come on, because you can't
and you don't have the correctly and I'm not funny.
We have the grammar police segment on our fantastic usually
I'm pretty good with that. Don't look at me like that.
(14:06):
I just want to say. I used to edit the
captions for Walkers and Talkers, Brodie's podcast that he wrote,
and there were mistakes, not grammatical hours. You're supposed to
take that to the grave, not typos, gradical listen, commas,
sentence syntax, very bad stuff. You know what I'm talking about.
(14:29):
You don't have the original, man, I wouldn't even I
wouldn't even like. I feel like I right now, like
because everything is a text to everybody, and it's so quick.
Even when I write an email, I feel like I
write it in text form and then I have to
go back and go I can't send this to my
kids teacher. This is the letter you the letter of
where's Elvis to corral this whole podcast? I think he
was injured too. He was in a meeting. He was
(14:50):
mad because because no one was paying attention to Jake,
and then Nate yelled, hey, keep it down, listen to
Jake and always said, oh look who's ruining the fund
for everybody. We really turned it into a true family,
absolutely totally was everybody was fighting by the end of
the PHO. Well, greg t didn't want to look short
next to Josh and next to me and the Garrett,
so he was standing on his tiptoes the whole photo.
(15:10):
He was standing on my legs, standing on your legs.
So every time they were like hold on, we're not
ready yet, he's like, damn, my feet hurting. So these
are all the bts things about our photo that you
can look for. A nice use of the uh the
Asian music group pts, yes, exactly, so you can look
for those when Kathleen posts that photo around Christmas New Year's,
so we'll have the Christmas photo, the holiday photo, and
then the New Year's video. By the way, Champagne, we
(15:31):
filmed the video in the same clothes that we were
wearing for the Christmas No, no, no, we still we
came a week later. We just put the same place
and I didn't think that different days. But if we
asked you to do that two days in a Row, everybody. No,
we would have brought to elpits today. I feel closer
to you guys now everyone. Fifteen minute Morning Show
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about on your on your podcasts show? Thee and gart
(01:18):
web girl Kathleen there she is over there, nobody's here,
Samantha walking in. Everyone's late because we are taking our
holiday picture. Yeah, and my favorite part is so Kathleen
comes in and she takes all the Christmas decorations off
the tree and out of the room to put to
do for the for the you know, for the pictures.
(01:38):
And now she wants to try to put them back
because she's over here shoving back. And doesn't that happen though?
When when the ornaments fall off the tree, just you're
like where did that go? And you don't care and
you just put them on the tree. That's what happens
near like the holidays, Like right when the holidays are
about to hit, you get so you're just like, wherever
it falls, you just throw it. Now entering the studio,
one Scary Jones, who is injured from the holiday. Are
(02:00):
we just took wait a minute, Bethany got injured. To
Bethany got injured her She skinned her knee, her knees
all red and bleeding. Yeah, Scary, how are you feeling? Okay?
What happened to you? Guys? Handed me a bottle of
champagne and said to shake it vigorously. Here's the problem.
Most exercise you've done in a while. When I when
I shook the champagne bottle vigorously, it created a tightness
(02:21):
and a clenching nous of the front of my upper body,
like my chest area, like it worked out. Scary. That
is really sad. Wait a minute, are you sure you're
not having a heart attack? I thought I was for
about the first ten minute. Yeah, no, I'm okay. Now,
Scary is exact quote. Scary and I were sitting in
the studio before we even pressed play on the podcast.
(02:41):
His exact quote was, I popped the bottle wrong. But
you have a lot of practice. This is a wake
up call. This is your oprah aha moment where you
need to start working out. Please do so, Scary, because
you've been talking about it for so long. My muscles
all tightened up in the front of my upper body,
all across my upper body. What's going on? We know
(03:03):
what happened. We're saying. It's sad, a personal trying to
tell the Wait, my dad had a heart attack and
we didn't know it, like last year, and it was
one of those little, tiny, minor ones that you don't know,
you think it's heartburning. You think it's like a muscle pull.
And when he wound up getting his physical, they said, oh,
you had a minor heart attack last year, and they
(03:23):
wound up and do all these tests. Thank gosh, he's fine.
Everything's fine. But you need to go take an area.
That would be a bad way to go though, popping bottles.
I think Scary wouldn't If he has to go somehow,
that would be a different way, like pop popping a
bottle the wrong way. If you popped the bottle correctly,
I would say, Okay, that's a cool way to go.
But you popped the bottle the wrong way. And by
(03:44):
the way, Danielle said, Scary, you have a lot of
experience popping champagne bottles. No, he does not. Scary gets
bottles and models. But the girls with the sparklers opened
the bottles for yeah, because they do mild workout so
they can. I'm genuinely concerned for you, Scary. You really
think you should go? What is it? E KG check
your heart? Have you had a physical lately? How long
has it been three years? On the level of your injuries,
(04:09):
what is worse this popping bottles incident? Or you getting
injured jumping around to how the pain or when he
got injured yawning, yeah, yeah, yawned wrong. One right, the three?
What's the the least to the worst, right now? Okay,
this was number three, this popping bottle incident. Okay, so
not so bad. Yawning wrong was number two? That was
(04:33):
I just yawned wrong. I threw out I guess I
threw out my back. So how the pain still is
number one house of pain, Carla Marie's I'll never forget
this how the pain caused in pain? It was it
was jumped around and I had these really hard sould
stress shoes on on the dance floor at the Christmas
party for Carla Marie's brother's construction company, whatever he was doing.
And and Garrett was there, and I was captured on video,
(04:55):
and I was jumped up, jump up and get down.
And when I went down, as he was think, I
landed on the balls of my feet and all of
a sudden, I felt this your balls. I felt this
ringing sensation which went right up from my feet all
the way up my body to my to my head.
But that was the worst. So today's incident isn't as bad.
So I'm I'm okay with you just being pained because
(05:17):
I know you're not as much pain as you were
with that. You know, I was in I had a
bulging disc in my back. My L four L five
was like in bad shape for three months. I could
barely walk. And yeah, Kathleen, when can we expect this
holiday card slash video that we can check out scary
being injured in I'm going to post it on Christmas Day?
On Christmas Day, you know, scary, you really shouldn't go
(05:39):
to the Jersey Shore anymore. You could die fist bumping,
Like seriously, you haven't had a physical in three years.
I think this is going to be the Christmas I
get a physical and call oscopy. So why are you
in today? Well, doctor, I was. I was shaking a
champagne bottle and it hit me that I need to
come see you. Basically way aft I thought for you.
(06:01):
I've had one already too. I went up asking. I'm
been asking for a while. I'm going to ask for
one next year too, because I want another one. Not
for those reasons. I wasn't. I wasn't the only injury today.
She had a call to to take, but she skinned
(06:22):
her knee. Her knee was bleeding because from the Christmas
because the rug out there, you had us kneeling down
on it for a long time. And she has a
skirt on with no stockings forsteners. I had on like
a onesie, so I was protected, but her knees were
not protected and so she ripped it over. Matter how
happy we look in this Christmas car screaming at each other,
(06:44):
should sit down or go to a doctor. Stop touching
your movies. You might be making it worse. Friend. And
aspirin because if you really did have a heart attack,
that aspirin will thin your blood. Yeah, and it'll save
your life. Yeah. I really feel like he's just at
a champage. You don't self diagnosy diagnose yourself because you're
saying I think I'm okay. You might feel okay. Go
(07:05):
on web md and look up champagne bottle openings. Somehow
from that, every time you google like something that you
think you know, you're you're symptoms. I've got five forms
of cancer guaranteed. Though, there is like you can go
to Google and you know you feel special when you
go to Google and you type in has anyone died
(07:27):
from popping a bottle. I'm sure I'll check it right now.
I'm sure that hasn't happened, So scary could be the first.
Kathleen's right though, even if it's just pulling a muscle,
aspur is gonna make you feel better. Well, you get too.
Has anyone died from popping? Stop there and let us
know what the autocomplete says. Has anyone died from popping?
That's the first one, because I haven't completed the sentence,
(07:48):
but the rest of the sentences popping a pimple and
then died from popping the bonner. I gotta get it's
too long ago up o people, you can die from
popping up and from a boner if too much blood
goes down there, if the pimbull's on the bon all
butts are off. I have not found died by popping bottle,
(08:10):
So scary, you could be the first. On Google. You know,
my kids freaked out because they had They were online
looking at videos of people that died on the soccer field.
And you know my kids play soccer. That's their best sports.
From boredom, so no soccer whatever party. Anyway, they were
compressed and came to me crying. I'm like, what's the matter,
and he's like, mom, people can die from playing soccer.
(08:31):
And I had trying to explain that that's an extreme issue.
And then why are you watching? This problem is YouTube
because once you start looking at YouTube videos, black hole
of YouTube videos, great point, scary, don't play soccer. Once
you were watching very innocent Mario, you know, Mario and
Luigi videos, and people do funny things with the stuffed animals,
(08:54):
but nothing crazy. All of a sudden, there's a video
of Princess Peach and the I Know office and he's
looking for crabs. Let's let's let's get that videos to
get checked out from She has a fuzzy pea, yea,
she had some problems comfortable right now, Prince, I'm so upset.
(09:15):
Oh my god, did you find a mushroom? Did they
go right in the pipe? Right in the pipe? All right?
What else we talk about? You don't look good? You
look concerned. He looks like that before. I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay, I'm standing, I'm standing up. But doesn't he
look concerned like he knows, like something's wrong. I think
(09:38):
I'm trying to think about what you're going on internally?
Can you put your can you put your arms over
your head? Easy? Does it hurt? Does your left on heart?
I'm good? I think you know you might need to
start incorporating some kind of light physical activity in your
regular roots. Now you need a physical friens. I just
want to go to the doctor with scary, just to
hear the words. I was popping a bottle at work
(10:00):
and I injured my I think I jinxed myself though,
because on the radio this morning, I told Nate, how
is it You're about ten times more physically fit than me,
but yet I'm in better shape than you? And that
was the not anymore. You might be in better shape,
but your your health you're falling apart from the inside.
The side looks great, but that dr Fat loss doesn't
he do it? Physical? Does? Well? Yeah? Well, I have
(10:21):
my detox uh session coming up January one. Okay, so
there you go. I love how you looked at a
clock before you said it, because you're so tuned into
when your detoxes are that, like, you can look at
your watch all day. All the oil lists chicken breast
that you get boiled isn't going to help the fact
that you can't do a sit up like you really
need to work and out. And to be honest, the
rest of the year after your detox, you don't eat
(10:43):
healthy at all. You really don't. I maintained somewhat of
a yeah, but that doesn't matter just injures and bruises ease. Look,
it doesn't help that chocolate, right. The problem is scary
if if he finds out the doughnuts have no GMOs
in them, he'll eat seven of them because there's no GMOs.
So he's fine. You are the most knowledgeable person about
(11:05):
food that I know. The thing about working out is
is that when you get gain more muscle, then you
can eat more because muscle will burn the calories faster.
So technically you could work out to eat a lot more.
You're right right, all of you. But this is the
time of season where every day another gift basket rolls
through you. Okay, questions when you when are you out
of that season? When thinking of the year, I usually
(11:29):
treat myself to a tremendous brunch on jan one. No,
I'm not talking about how you eat. I just mean
as far as taking care of yourself on a physical level. Well,
that's what that's when it starts on January and you
start January too. While he's doing the forty day thing,
he's not allowed to work out. That's true. No, do
your thing, but I want you to take better care
of Scary next year. Okay, that's ridiculous. You need to
(11:51):
get some free weights. We should film a video of
Scary with the Rocky theme music playing, and you know
in the movie where he shows he's in shape by
running up the steps and philadel for you. Yeah, were
just Scary with the Rocky theme walking over to a
bottle of champagne and shaking it and then putting it
down and going, yes, it didn't art. That would be
the final scene. Like if I was to go to Vegas,
I would never bet on Scary being injured by popping
(12:13):
a bottle, Like I would say, maybe the cork gets
in his face, like like you know, hit him in
the face and takes out an eye. But like it
almost did to Jake by the way, right hit Jake.
Luckily he was wearing glasses. Lucky for him. He has
a bad vision. Oh my god, he already has one eye.
To begin with, one of them don't work one of
them don't work. No, he can't see out of one
(12:35):
of them does. None of them does forever, but one
of them don't work. He's been hanging out. Darrek caught
you on that way. That's level seven bad, you know what.
I'm good nine days out of ten. So you could
shut your face? How come that you said? Right, I'm
tired of you. She's been holding onto that what I do.
(12:58):
If I was a dick, you'd be whacking me like
that champagne ball with Sam on this because if anybody
did that to Brody when he was trying to be
you know, sassy, he would lose his mind all the time.
All the time. Comedians they make the jokes. They can't
take the chance. Well, I can take a joke to
be creative. It was a joke. You absolutely can't. You
(13:19):
haven't joke. I will laugh. You cannot take a joke.
Your excuse for a joke is not a joke. You
cannot take everyone else last them, Kathleen, you're hurtful. I'm
not hurt. Your means it into Christmas dinner. He's mean girl, Kathleen. Yeah,
this one coming up because you'll be at the hospital. Finally,
(13:46):
major Uber update on the next episode of Brooken Boys podcast.
I have one too, not for your podcast. Come on,
come on, you never update, Come on, because you can't
and you don't have the correctly and I'm not funny.
We have the grammar police segment on our fantastic usually
I'm pretty good with that. Don't look at me like that.
(14:06):
I just want to say. I used to edit the
captions for Walkers and Talkers, Brodie's podcast that he wrote,
and there were mistakes, not grammatical hours. You're supposed to
take that to the grave, not typos, gradical listen, commas,
sentence syntax, very bad stuff. You know what I'm talking about.
(14:29):
You don't have the original, man, I wouldn't even I
wouldn't even like. I feel like I right now, like
because everything is a text to everybody, and it's so quick.
Even when I write an email, I feel like I
write it in text form and then I have to
go back and go I can't send this to my
kids teacher. This is the letter you the letter of
where's Elvis to corral this whole podcast? I think he
was injured too. He was in a meeting. He was
(14:50):
mad because because no one was paying attention to Jake,
and then Nate yelled, hey, keep it down, listen to
Jake and always said, oh look who's ruining the fund
for everybody. We really turned it into a true family,
absolutely totally was everybody was fighting by the end of
the PHO. Well, greg t didn't want to look short
next to Josh and next to me and the Garrett,
so he was standing on his tiptoes the whole photo.
(15:10):
He was standing on my legs, standing on your legs.
So every time they were like hold on, we're not
ready yet, he's like, damn, my feet hurting. So these
are all the bts things about our photo that you
can look for. A nice use of the uh the
Asian music group pts, yes, exactly, so you can look
for those when Kathleen posts that photo around Christmas New Year's,
so we'll have the Christmas photo, the holiday photo, and
then the New Year's video. By the way, Champagne, we
(15:31):
filmed the video in the same clothes that we were
wearing for the Christmas No, no, no, we still we
came a week later. We just put the same place
and I didn't think that different days. But if we
asked you to do that two days in a Row, everybody. No,
we would have brought to elpits today. I feel closer
to you guys now everyone. Fifteen minute Morning Show
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