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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
It is the mittens edition? Are you going to run
the board like that? Oh? I'm a master board runner
with a plum. Somebody get him a cup of coco asap. Mittens.
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Mittens are interesting because I do miss having, you know,
separate phalanges. Your fingers are warmer this way because they're
all the body heat's all pressed up against each other.
There you go have cartoon hands I do I have.
I love these mittens? So who who sent these mettens?
I love these? These were P five radio, remember in Norway.
They're all over the country because that's how radio works
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over there. They came to visit us and I went
to see them when I was in Norway, and they
were just the nicest people, the nicest people. I went
and I talked about radio for like thirty minutes, and
they seemed to think I know what I was doing.
They okay, so if the Norwegians are sending a smittens,
what should we send the Norwegians. Well that was funny
because they gave gave me this package and I got
a paramittans and they said, oh for Danielle, and this
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is my Norwegian accent just like them. It actually does.
Believe it or not, but they said this is this
is a traditional gift in Norway. And then I don't
know what the hell we would give Kathleen. What should
we send the Norwegians. There's nothing more American than a
really good chocolate chip cookie. Yes, I agree with that.
Can you send There's this bakery on the Upper West
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Side and I just sent my uncle these cookies for
his birthday. He lives in California, so he doesn't get
good New York cookies. It's called Levan, have you guys?
And it was on Oprah's Amazing You Know Things that
She Loves list a few years ago. It's a company
from France, isn't it. I believe so, but no, actually
it's it's a kind of a cool story. It was
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a New York City runner and she was running so
many miles a day she couldn't consume enough calories to
keep up with her output. So she developed these amazing
like four dollars a cookie. It's a brick. It'll that's
why I eat. That's why I eat, overeat because I'm
just running so much. I had that problem the ship internationally,
that's a great one. Well, since when did New York
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become famous for our cookies? This is a new pizza.
We got a ship pizza. Well, thank you to our friends,
our Norwegian friends who since he's an incredible Mittens, I'll
go to Times Square and get the I Love New
York shirts. Actually, that's that's pretty pretty stereotypical. I had
a Norwegian stereotypical is great. It's a yeah, I guess,
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but so negative. I think it's a great idea coming
from but I guess our country is so big. There's
there's just different souvenirs from different parts of the country. Right,
how about a New York City snow globe. That's a
good but who's that? Who's that? Hi? You come on
a problem Ideana, you grab that cable, all right, So
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let's talk about the Big Night tonight. Now, it depends
on what time you're hearing this podcast. Well, this is Friday,
December tonight, at around seven o'clock New York time. We're
kicking off Z one hundreds jingle Ball at Madison Square Guarden.
So depending on what time you're listening to this, uh, well,
here's some information. First of all, if you're in the mood.
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Just to check in tonight, We're gonna be live from
backstage all over the place, I mean social media. You
can stream Z one hundred from New York City no
matter where you are on I Heart Radio, and you
can hear are drop ins from backstage. I know that,
Danielle and bets In, you're hosting for an hour. I'm
gonna be dropping in. Scary. You're doing something, aren't you. Yes, yeah,
I'll be roaming around, roaming around. So so as far
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as our social goes, this is where it's gonna be
a big thing. We're all going to be plugging away
at it, right web Grol Cathleen. Yeah. And the hashtag
to remember on all platforms is hashtag Z one d
jingle ball. That's finally something I can remember now. You're
also you're with me all night. I'm going to be
your shadow, my shadow, which is kind of creepy but
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kind of fun. It's like in college when you decide
what you want to major in and you have to
shadow somebody. Right, Stephen Levine has me. He has me
so busy tonight. What are you doing? Tell us? I'm
doing interviews for the Today Show. I'm doing interviews for
Access Hollywood and Entertainment Entertainment Weekly, the magazine is there.
He really overworks me. Can we talk about Kathleen's following
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you all this? What happens if you have to use
the bathroom? Is that where the line gets drawn? Talk
about a shadow? I go in there. I gotta get
all the dirty dtime. The good thing is it's so unpleasant.
If you need to touch up your makeup tonight, you
can use his jacket because apparently it's so shiny you'll
be able to use it as a mirror walking behind you.
It's like a filter. Makeup all you want and have
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fun all you want with my outfit? What do you
guys wearing today? I know you're doing pants tonight? Have
a pants suit? Have a suit that web girl Kathleen
picked out for me. It is um one solid color
and it's awesome. Can you give away the color if
you want? I mean, it's let's say this. It will
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match the Z one D logo quite well. Very nice logo.
Is pink and blue? Is that blue and white? Sure?
I'm in I can't wait. And Danielle, are you excited
about what you're wearing? I am? I got to work
with d K and Y and they actually made me
address for the event and it is blue, so I
will to match the logo. I've never ever ever been
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asked to, Hey, can we make you something? No, that's
so cool. You only hear it like superstars do that.
I've been working with the funny story about DK. When
I went there, they had just made clothing for Taylor Swift.
So I walk in and they're like, yeah, we just
made three things for tailor. Sit down. I'm like, oh
my gosh, I'm in the wrong. Yeah, it was kind
of it was very very cool. Yeah, that was so
nice too, so nice. Well, okay, so live tonight Friday
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night to eight from the Garden. You'll see our social
media everywhere hashtag Z one h jingle ball if you
want to find us, it's going to be everywhere. But
what about if someone's listening to this after jingle Ball?
All of this stuff is gonna live somewhere, right, it
doesn't die, it's not all live. Oh yeah, well, it's
going to live on Elvis dan dot com. We're gonna
put a photos and videos from there, but also on
our socials like at Elvis durand on Instagram. It's all
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going to be there. People should definitely follow you tonight
to keep staying stand Loop can do me a favor
at Elvis Durand on Twitter, give me questions because I'm
I'm gonna be interviewing Sam Smith. It's your all of them.
I'm interviewing all of them. The problem is that we
have been interviewing them all for the past year. We've
been asking the same questions over and over. I need
fresh holiday Christmas inspired questions. You also know who's good
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to have around for stuff like that, Garrett, Because Garrett
will come up with the most obscure thing that he
found out about artists and celebrities, and I'm like, and
then the artists will go, how did you even know that? Like,
it's amazing to me what he finds, Like Sam Smith, Rita, Aura,
what's the latest you heard about them? So Rita or
Sam Smith. I believe they were here in New York
just the other night and they got drunk together and
having a good time, and they started singing uh Nicki
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Minaj raps in public and people started like going because
they were so drunk, apparently allegedly that they started mumbling
Nicki Minaj versus in public in public, so I should
bring that up. And then and then I think they
broke into when a man loves a woman? Okay, together,
so we'll get into it. See I need a little
tidbits like that. But what are what are some of
those great across the board generic Christmas questions? Oh Christmas questions?
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What do you want for Christmas? What do you want
for the family traditions that you have? What do your
Christmas movie? Christmas movie? Al Right, resolutions? Because people love
to answer those. Is there a game we can play
with them? Maybe ask them if what they're going to
binge over the holiday season? Because there's so many good
news streams, write these down. Many questions? Which relative do
you hate so much? You hope they don't show up? Yeah?
Why is pervy Uncle Murvy coming? Why are you on
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the naughty list this year? And if you're not, would
you like to be? And who would you like to
be on it with? All right, all right, we'll write
these these are good So anyway, so Elvis Duran dot com.
After the fact, it's gonna be where a lot of
this stuff is living. What's up, Bethany? Sorry, it will
change the subject. Okay, I'm ready let's change what's going on.
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Can people stop being giant fucking creeps please? But but
but they could try so so uh producer Sam and
I work with this one charity called Project Hell and
it works with eating disorders and treatment and all of
this great stuff. And for a for an auction, we're charity.
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We're auctioning off a chance to like walk around the
studio meet people and Sam and I will take them
to lunch. You can fit on this and and whatever.
So I tweeted it out and then someone's like, we'll
do it if it's a date. And then someone else
is like, yeah, I get to have lunch and it's
a date, and I'm like, can you can? Can you
not turn this lovely moment? It's but it's like the
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people who are like, agree to the date and I
will go as the date and do the they get
a load of ga. We didn't say who it would be.
It people have to turn things just really creepy and
I don't like it. It's like for charity, please don't
be creepy. Don't mean creepy. If it's not for charity,
don't be creepy. Can we creep Can we just have
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a creep back to me. By the way, great tea.
I just walked in the room when you said creep,
and he creep back out, creeping around. I don't know,
you know what, social media it's getting to the point
now where it used to really bother me, And now
I'll just start laughing at people. Don't I shouldn't. I know,
I shouldn't, But I'm not laughing at them. I'm laughing
at the fact that people can be so shitty. Yeah,
something like you can read all these positives positives positive,
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and then there's one shitty person in between all of it,
and you're like, really, you need to funk my day
up like that. Be aware what account you're you're posting from.
Because I posted a picture on Instagram and someone tweeted,
I think I see a nipple now my face, my
my chest wasn't even in the picture on your lip? Yeah,
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your this creep Instagram. But he commented from his work
Instagram accounts. So it was like Tom's lumber yard. It
was like, and that makes your business look really great,
Thanks Tom, He's not going to buy wood from you.
You want to get account positive count to follow tank
good news. He finds all the positive stories around the internet.
So where's that on Instagram? Tank t a n K
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good news. So like some good news story right here.
The homeless man. A woman in New Jersey, I believe
raised some money for a homeless man that gave her
ten dollars to fill up her gas. He got three
thousand dollars from the go fund me campaign that she
started for this homeless man. That guy took the money
and helped other people buy houses with the money that
he got. It's a positive good news, Tank good news.
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Thank thanks. Yes, Actually Tank Sinatra, who actually he started
this account where he would got memes and actually credit
the person that created the meme. I'm unlike and uh
he's actually very funny. Great Tom following here now he's
Tank s good news six d thousand followers so much
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so far, and that's that's good. He's right here in
New York. He deserves that. Yesterday we're talking about stupid
crap that Dad's say. So I'm following like this other
this other account. It's like like stupid ship, Dad says,
I got that's not the name of it. And it's great. Yeah,
it's awesome. Still love my dad, he texted me. Yesterday
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Danny Love Daddy. I'm like, Dad, it's a text. I
know it's you. I'm like, so cute. It's like he's
writing an email via text. That is cute. But you
know what when I text my nephew because I don't
text him all the time, sometimes I do that Love
and Kathleen, now a dad. Oh See. The thing is
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I am I'm so locked into you guys on social
I can see when you're talking to other people. For instance,
someone just paid Betsany a great compliment and I just
saw bets and he say, well, thank you. I'm so flattered.
I'm actually following you guys. Nice. That is really cool. Yeah.
The majority of people, honestly are so so, so nice.
So it's a shame that what exactly did this guy say?
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I'm just did he say it in a creepy way?
Or what did the original guy? Original guy? Original? Did he?
By the way, what was his default picture? It was
he did? It was just it was like a gray shadow.
It was a shadow. Well, that's the thing. The people
that say the meanest things you never they never show
you their picture, which I think it is interesting. Anyway, Okay,
we'll move on. Let's keep it positive. I think it's
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so great to have the time to be able to
go on and respond to people who say great things.
We should actually be rewarding people say thank you. If
you were here right now, I would shake your hand
and go, come on, I'll buy your lunch. I mean like,
I've made friends with listeners on social media because we
love all the same things and they have a very
funny sense of humor. And if you're funny on social media,
I will follow the hell out of you. There you go.
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Can we do something about the constant influx of food
coming into our morning? Yes? Please? In two eighteen, only
healthy food up here? Please? We say that very Kathleen,
And it never happened, zero willpower. I'm someone who's in control. Elvis,
you have to put your foot down. I have, and
it's not working. You want to pizza, though pizza wants
to make an exception of pizza. I would never say
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no to pizzas the thing. So when we have somebody
offer to bring us food, I always say, make it healthy,
make it like no, I seriously do you don't? Don't
I applaud you for Child'll say, hey, give us a
yogurt bar. Get us something, you know, bring us juices
or something. And then all of a sudden, you know,
somebody's friend or something says, hey, my friend's got a
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store opening up and it sells hamburgers with pizza and
shrimp cocktail on it. Let's have him up here. Like,
I don't want that or shrimp cocktails. I don't see
you say no when it comes to But the thing is,
you didn't just say that that he did. I can
eat anything, melts right off. You know that. That doesn't
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make you sound in any way likable. I know that,
But you know what, He's right. His metabolism is so quick.
He works the same amount and I end up with
a freaking spare tied around Mike, do you take a nap?
He works out by the way, And it's true, he's
always in the gym, don't you see the selfies? Nate
is coming over to take a shower at my house today. Yeah, well,
I don't want to go all the way uptown, and
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I'm like, like, I don't know if I want you
using my towels? Can you bring your own? Can you
go get some paper? Can you get paper towels and
just dry off? What is to me have you ever
had to dry off on with like a paper towel. Yeah,
I'm gonna dry off with paper towels. I'm gonna bring
a roll of paper towels. Given the hand towel, give
him a hand towel dry off, or when you forget
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your towel and by the time you walk to the
other side of the house to get a new when
your dryer, and it's the point, and then I always
get yelled at by my husband. Did you just drip
on the carpet? No, that wasn't me. That with the kids.
I don't want you walking around with nothing but a
towel on. I don't want I don't I don't want
that locker room. Look at my part, all right? Follow
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