December 5, 2017 • 15 mins
Men and Women DO EVERYTHING different. Sharing clothes, using the bathroom...and MORE!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms show producer, Sam, I'm so happy you came in
to join us. Otherwise it would have been a sausage
fest today. I'm always happy to join one of those. Yeah,
me too. I'd prefer to be called a meatball, not
(00:25):
a sausage. He's shape alright. So with that said, I
always called it a sausage factory, a sausage factory making
sausage and working at a sausage fest, or two different things. Yeah,
I don't think this is very This isn't a very
party like atmosphere in here. This is more like a factory. Okay,
(00:46):
well call it all right. So Samantha's here, and I'm
sure maybe Danielle will join us in a few minutes.
But Scary is here, there's Brody, the Brooklyn Boys are
here here straight and I'm your host, Elvis durand welcome
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. So you know,
an interesting topic came up a second ago before we
pushed record. Uh Nate looked up and said, Elvis, does
anyone ever just come up to you, like your friends
(01:07):
or colleagues and say, here, I have a box of
clothes that I think will fit you better than me. Here, yes,
and give me clothes that it never happens to me, Brody,
scary not to me, but happened to my wife. See women,
it's a different thing. It happened to Nate. It happened
to me. When I was in l A. I saw
somebody that I used to be really close friends with.
(01:27):
So now I see him maybe once a year, and
when I see him, he gives me his old clothes,
which is great because they're really good clothes, but they
just don't fit well. And it's but you don't feel
odd getting some guy's clothes, I think a little bit,
a little bit okay, But at the same time I
appreciate it. But I think about the point in my
(01:49):
life where I don't need hand me downs. Well, that's
what what they are. But with women, And this is
why I'm glad you're here, Sam, and we can talk
about your wife as well. Brodie. Women love giving each
other clothing like they wear it a few times and
then oh, you know, this will look great on you here,
and you love that, yeah, exactly. I think it's because
women a little bit more than men seem to have
trouble wearing something too much. It seems to be a
(02:10):
bigger deal for women. I don't know why. So it's
not necessarily a hand me down that's like has a
negative connotation. It's just here's something I really loved, but
I think I'm I'm thinking I'm wearing it. It'll look
great on you. Take it like women skive each other
less that if a guy was to give a guy clothes, yeah, yeah,
I don't want to wear a guy's clothes. And I
know and look, I'm the same way. I don't like
wearing the same clothes over and over and over. I
(02:31):
do give my old stuff. It's way too big for
me to Uncle Johnny. That's about the only time I
do this. But you're talking about your wife. She gets
close from her friends too, write Brodie. She they'll go
over each other's houses and go, oh, I could wear
that blouse with this thing, can I borrow it? They
borrow shoes. Women wear each other's shoes. Nate Scary Elvis,
would you ever like wearing shoes? I don't want your shoes,
and you're not wearing that shoes. But he has the problem.
(02:52):
They mentioned that some guy gives them clothes because he
said it would fit the better. Um a woman my
mother knows how her stomach surgery and lost a lot
of weight and then said to my wife, I have
all this clothing, doesn't fit me anymore? Would you like it?
But that's She took that as a very offensive commentary
because the clothing was from a woman who needed stomach
stapling and said, now I can't wear it anymore because
(03:12):
it's too big on me here and it was much
bigger than my wife would wear. So that's doubly offensive.
So you gotta be careful with guys. If I can
gave me an extra large because he's a medium, now,
I wouldn't take a personal and just go I'll try
it on. But I always so careful with giving people clothes.
I always associated that with children, like you do that
for kids, like the hand me down situation because they
grow so fast. But Nate, did this guy give you
(03:35):
underwear too? He didn't give me underwear. Didn't give me
gave me two very nice sweaters. One was Salvador Salvador
fair that it is very nice. It was so soft,
and I felt bad because it didn't fit me. It
was too big for him and it was too big
for me. So you can't wear him, I can't wear
what you do with it? What do you want it?
(03:58):
It actually would fit you, I'll tell that. I mean
it might so so you are okay wearing another? It
was it was Alfano from you know, funny. What's the
other one? Mussum? Maybe not? I love all right? So
what are other things that women will do with each other?
(04:20):
Here's another one here in the morning show. Sam Every
once in a while, I'll see Daniel walking and go, god,
I don't think I'll put my deoda on and Daniel
will lift her arm and Samantha will put her nose
right in her armpit to see if she smells. Is
that weird? Yes, it's weird. Yeah. Are we going to
do that? I mean with with Nates on the days
(04:41):
you forget your deodor, we don't. You don't have to
lift your lift your arm. We can smell it down
the hall pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I
think that's like if honestly, if any of you asked me,
I would also do it as well. It's just that
stuff doesn't really bother me. Well, but I think it's
this is another women versus men thing where women are
okay too, Like when you want to take a nap
with each other, you'll cuddle with each other. You know,
(05:02):
these are things that you know. Look, I mean, even
like I'm a gay guy, I still don't cuddle with
my gay friends when we take naps. I think we're
more comfortable in general with personal space and each other.
That's the blanket, Like it sayesn't I'll just grab a
friend and give him a hug in the hallway. Guys
don't really seem to do that as much. And I
don't know why you guys were missing out if we
should start doing it more, Yes, Brody, we talked about
(05:24):
this a couple of years ago on the show we
were I think it was a jingle ball and there
was one bathroom in the back area where we were,
and at the time Calum Re worked here. Calum Ree,
Bethany and Danielle all went in the in the one
room bathroom together at the St. Pete and pooped in
front of each other. No big deal. Guys would never
do that. I wouldn't know, we wouldn't go intentionally. As
(05:45):
a matter of fact, if I go into the man's
room and there's there are people in there, I know,
I don't like to use the bathroom in front of you.
When I'm in a urinal, I have like I dive
in penis first. I don't anybody seeing me going near me.
It's so funny. Guys go to the bathroom and there's
no talking. It's silent. Girls, it's just let's see I
say hi. I'll walk in and say hi to someone
that's already pissing, and and they get them. You can
(06:05):
tell they get uncomfortable. I'm like, what is your problem?
You hear the stream? Stop? Stop? Have you ever going
to a communal dressing room for men men male dressing
room where it's just like it's just one big room
and kind a gym changing in front of each other,
like Amoor department store. Yeah, I've never been to a
communal changing room at a department four. Department stores like
(06:25):
that were built in the sixties and seventies still have them.
Like uh, we were talking about was it sax Or
Lord and Taylor. Some of them had like these where
the benches are along the wall and you all just
go and there's always the old guy. They don't have
that anymore. Give each other advice. We've all I've seen
it recently. Yeah, I will agree. At the gym, there's
(06:46):
always the old guy that is like seventy five years
old just standing around nation. Well, I'm telling your guarantee.
But you know, if, for instance, there's a there's a
spa that like to go to for massage whatever in
Santa Fe and you go into the men's locker room,
you you take everything off, you know, and there's always
(07:06):
like one old naked guy walking around just like swinging
and just just kind of like you'll put one leg
up on the bench, you know, and like I'm like,
everything's kind of dangling like a chandelier, and I just
don't like it. I'd be carrying it. I don't like
being near it. I don't. I just don't like it. Atter, Look,
everyone knows that. Most people know that when you get
(07:28):
a massage typically and you don't have underwear on, you
just have a robot and they cover you as sheets
and they don't look at you whatever. Um, but at
least I'll put my robe on then take my underwear
off so no one can see, you know, like a
little private moment. But women, you don't care. Let you
just let everything just hang out exactly. I mean, I
even had asseus once, just I've had missusas asked me,
are there places I can can't touch? But then I
(07:50):
was I was filming one for a segment, and I
almost wasn't able to post the segment because when she
went from my bottom half, she just literally pulled the
whole sheet up to like my hips, So the whole
kaboo was out, which didn't bother me in a private situation,
but that was not going on social So women and men,
we we just we do have, as you said, Sam,
this these privacy issues that are very different. They're very different.
(08:12):
We have these these space issues. We have these boundaries
that we have set up where I don't want you
to come over that boundary. I feel, I feel, I
definitely feel like you guys should. It would behoove you
guys to lose the boundary rather than us put it up.
All right, Brody and Scary, go ahead, take your clothes
off in front of each other. That's not gonna happen.
That's not I'll be half of everyone else in the room.
(08:33):
We thank you, by the way. That's that's my gift,
is Scary keeping my clothes on. And my name is
not Greg. Who would glad. I've seen him enough to
never want to see another naked man ever. Well, so,
yea great t he has no problem, no problem just
ripping it off right now. It's one of us. So
with all of the issues that great Ta has navigating
(08:55):
through life, this is when he does not have an
issue with He hung out at your barbecue for four hours.
We had a party for fifty people. He was naked
the entire time, laying in a lounge chair, just sitting there.
We just discussed how older men are more comfortable in
the gym, letting it swing around. There's always the old
guy doesn't care. Great Tea is the way he is
now when he's sight years old, how crazy naked is
(09:16):
he gonna be? He'll be at the mall totally naked.
You know the funny thing I realized just now about
these old guys at the gym in the locker room.
I never see them in the gym. They're just in
the lock area. I've never seen him on a machine,
on a treadmill, just hang out there here, never stretching.
I don't think you noticed them. I think they're invisible
to you because of your ages and problem. You're an agist.
(09:40):
I'm not as you don't see them in the gym
working out, but you see them when they're grossing. But
you can't help it. You walk in and Venus Nate
just left in that sack as a workout. I get it.
They're always straight, They're always drying like this is the
old guy movie. Ready, describe what I'm doing. This is
the old guy move like up on the chair himself,
(10:04):
off with the hair dryer, usually undercarria. You know what.
It's just says I've I've been a modest guy since
I was a kid. When I would go to the
bathroom at home, I would always lock the door, and
I still do even if I'm in the apartment by myself.
I still close the door and lock it. Weird. It's
just I am from this school thought where I just
(10:27):
don't want anyone near my business, you know, urinating, defecating,
being naked, showering. Those are private issues I don't want to. Like.
For instance, Alex when he wants to sit down at
Do number two, he just leaves the door open. I'm like,
and I hear everything. I'm like, shut that door shut,
by bar. It's disgusting to me. It's funny. I don't
(10:48):
shut the door when I shower in my apartment. My
roommates there, but she will shut the door. It doesn't
seem to bother her, or maybe it does. Maybe I
should ask her. I have to constantly shut the door,
and my daughter's they'll go to the bath from and
leave it open like six inches like they just kind
of like close the door, but not hall you're sitting.
So if you go walk by at a certain angle,
you see them on its I go, hey, close the door.
It's closed enough. No, it's never closed enough. No, And
(11:12):
I pulled the door close. We'll see. You live in
a house with four women and one guy, and I've
tried to shame them, but it doesn't. It doesn't matter.
See you're you're out number. They're gonna They're gonna live
the way they will live with or without you there. Yeah,
they expect you to adhere to their their h there's
a different set of rules from me. I have to
make sure I'm dressed fully pants Like if God, for bet,
(11:32):
I wake up in my boxers, i can't leave the bedroom.
I'll put pants on dad when it's like a bathing suit.
Not to us, it's true. Gets scary thinking about being naked. No,
I can't now when you're with your girlfriend, Robin, are
you guys okay being naked with the lights on? Of course? Okay,
just checking. Are you a never nude? No? I like, like,
I like, I like boxer shorts. Where possible? Do you
(11:55):
sleep naked? Sometimes? That's what the boxer shorts on froggy.
He says he keeps his socks on during sex, so
you know what, he can have good attraction. It's actually true.
You do get that attraction with stuff. Oh lord alright,
(12:17):
so okay, so back to the difference between men and women.
Typically these boundaries. Now, women, you guys will do anything.
You'll wear each other's clothing. You you don't mind it all.
Guys not so much. We're a little little more uncomfortable
about that. You have great clothing, though, Elvis, I which
it was your size. If you were, I wouldn't give
you my clothing we I think would mean if you
(12:40):
guys walked in and you saw Nate walk in, you're like, hey,
isn't that Elvis is? I would have no shame in
that because you have really good clothes. Well I do,
I've got great clothes, but him your most statement sweater.
See if anyone notices it's a small can you were small?
I just look bigger. It would be too tight for you.
That's the point people think I'm huge. Oh anyway, jacked up?
(13:06):
We got two minutes left on this fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Can we just ended early? You're the boss? Well, no,
I'm not the boss. I see we ended early. I'm
not even gonna talk anymore. Yeah, I'm kind of bored.
I think we should stop trying to get blood out
of this turnip. It is it blood out of a
blood out from a rock, Blood, squeeze blood, water from water,
(13:33):
from water into wine. I just did a google. It'said bird,
it's you can't squeeze blood from a turn up the deaf.
It's defined blood from you know what. I'm from the farm,
and this is what we've heard. It says right here,
you can't squeeze blood from a turn up. Definition you
can only get from people they were willing and able
(13:54):
to give. This is from the New Dictionary of Cultural
at Hercy third. So don't make me feel like a
fucking dumbass. Blood from us stone something that cannot be obtained,
regardless of how much it's the same as blood from
a turnip. But don't don't give me ship for saying
blood from a turn must be like a Texas blood
from a stone and it's a pecan. That's it. That's it.
That's the takeaway. Now what is it rudabaga versus a turnip?
(14:16):
I gotta google this now we gott What about a
beat or a radish versus a turn up? Different? Completely different?
Beating A radish is more of like an onion, a thing,
and a beat A beat is a is a head
like a potato. Isn't more like more like a tuber?
Wait a second, No, No No, isn't a isn't a radish
like a turnip? Yeah? I guess they're related. Some rude
(14:38):
barb rue barb is just some stalk pie and you
put it in a pie and it just takes on
the flavor or whatever it's with. I think it's more
of a consistency. All come from the dirt, though, What
are you doing? So? Just don't make fun of me
for saying blood from a turn up? I don't make
fun of you for the stupid ship you say, what
do you do? Fifteen minute morning l
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms show producer, Sam, I'm so happy you came in
to join us. Otherwise it would have been a sausage
fest today. I'm always happy to join one of those. Yeah,
me too. I'd prefer to be called a meatball, not
(00:25):
a sausage. He's shape alright. So with that said, I
always called it a sausage factory, a sausage factory making
sausage and working at a sausage fest, or two different things. Yeah,
I don't think this is very This isn't a very
party like atmosphere in here. This is more like a factory. Okay,
(00:46):
well call it all right. So Samantha's here, and I'm
sure maybe Danielle will join us in a few minutes.
But Scary is here, there's Brody, the Brooklyn Boys are
here here straight and I'm your host, Elvis durand welcome
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. So you know,
an interesting topic came up a second ago before we
pushed record. Uh Nate looked up and said, Elvis, does
anyone ever just come up to you, like your friends
(01:07):
or colleagues and say, here, I have a box of
clothes that I think will fit you better than me. Here, yes,
and give me clothes that it never happens to me, Brody,
scary not to me, but happened to my wife. See women,
it's a different thing. It happened to Nate. It happened
to me. When I was in l A. I saw
somebody that I used to be really close friends with.
(01:27):
So now I see him maybe once a year, and
when I see him, he gives me his old clothes,
which is great because they're really good clothes, but they
just don't fit well. And it's but you don't feel
odd getting some guy's clothes, I think a little bit,
a little bit okay, But at the same time I
appreciate it. But I think about the point in my
(01:49):
life where I don't need hand me downs. Well, that's
what what they are. But with women, And this is
why I'm glad you're here, Sam, and we can talk
about your wife as well. Brodie. Women love giving each
other clothing like they wear it a few times and
then oh, you know, this will look great on you here,
and you love that, yeah, exactly. I think it's because
women a little bit more than men seem to have
trouble wearing something too much. It seems to be a
(02:10):
bigger deal for women. I don't know why. So it's
not necessarily a hand me down that's like has a
negative connotation. It's just here's something I really loved, but
I think I'm I'm thinking I'm wearing it. It'll look
great on you. Take it like women skive each other
less that if a guy was to give a guy clothes, yeah, yeah,
I don't want to wear a guy's clothes. And I
know and look, I'm the same way. I don't like
wearing the same clothes over and over and over. I
(02:31):
do give my old stuff. It's way too big for
me to Uncle Johnny. That's about the only time I
do this. But you're talking about your wife. She gets
close from her friends too, write Brodie. She they'll go
over each other's houses and go, oh, I could wear
that blouse with this thing, can I borrow it? They
borrow shoes. Women wear each other's shoes. Nate Scary Elvis,
would you ever like wearing shoes? I don't want your shoes,
and you're not wearing that shoes. But he has the problem.
(02:52):
They mentioned that some guy gives them clothes because he
said it would fit the better. Um a woman my
mother knows how her stomach surgery and lost a lot
of weight and then said to my wife, I have
all this clothing, doesn't fit me anymore? Would you like it?
But that's She took that as a very offensive commentary
because the clothing was from a woman who needed stomach
stapling and said, now I can't wear it anymore because
(03:12):
it's too big on me here and it was much
bigger than my wife would wear. So that's doubly offensive.
So you gotta be careful with guys. If I can
gave me an extra large because he's a medium, now,
I wouldn't take a personal and just go I'll try
it on. But I always so careful with giving people clothes.
I always associated that with children, like you do that
for kids, like the hand me down situation because they
grow so fast. But Nate, did this guy give you
(03:35):
underwear too? He didn't give me underwear. Didn't give me
gave me two very nice sweaters. One was Salvador Salvador
fair that it is very nice. It was so soft,
and I felt bad because it didn't fit me. It
was too big for him and it was too big
for me. So you can't wear him, I can't wear
what you do with it? What do you want it?
(03:58):
It actually would fit you, I'll tell that. I mean
it might so so you are okay wearing another? It
was it was Alfano from you know, funny. What's the
other one? Mussum? Maybe not? I love all right? So
what are other things that women will do with each other?
(04:20):
Here's another one here in the morning show. Sam Every
once in a while, I'll see Daniel walking and go, god,
I don't think I'll put my deoda on and Daniel
will lift her arm and Samantha will put her nose
right in her armpit to see if she smells. Is
that weird? Yes, it's weird. Yeah. Are we going to
do that? I mean with with Nates on the days
(04:41):
you forget your deodor, we don't. You don't have to
lift your lift your arm. We can smell it down
the hall pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I
think that's like if honestly, if any of you asked me,
I would also do it as well. It's just that
stuff doesn't really bother me. Well, but I think it's
this is another women versus men thing where women are
okay too, Like when you want to take a nap
with each other, you'll cuddle with each other. You know,
(05:02):
these are things that you know. Look, I mean, even
like I'm a gay guy, I still don't cuddle with
my gay friends when we take naps. I think we're
more comfortable in general with personal space and each other.
That's the blanket, Like it sayesn't I'll just grab a
friend and give him a hug in the hallway. Guys
don't really seem to do that as much. And I
don't know why you guys were missing out if we
should start doing it more, Yes, Brody, we talked about
(05:24):
this a couple of years ago on the show we
were I think it was a jingle ball and there
was one bathroom in the back area where we were,
and at the time Calum Re worked here. Calum Ree,
Bethany and Danielle all went in the in the one
room bathroom together at the St. Pete and pooped in
front of each other. No big deal. Guys would never
do that. I wouldn't know, we wouldn't go intentionally. As
(05:45):
a matter of fact, if I go into the man's
room and there's there are people in there, I know,
I don't like to use the bathroom in front of you.
When I'm in a urinal, I have like I dive
in penis first. I don't anybody seeing me going near me.
It's so funny. Guys go to the bathroom and there's
no talking. It's silent. Girls, it's just let's see I
say hi. I'll walk in and say hi to someone
that's already pissing, and and they get them. You can
(06:05):
tell they get uncomfortable. I'm like, what is your problem?
You hear the stream? Stop? Stop? Have you ever going
to a communal dressing room for men men male dressing
room where it's just like it's just one big room
and kind a gym changing in front of each other,
like Amoor department store. Yeah, I've never been to a
communal changing room at a department four. Department stores like
(06:25):
that were built in the sixties and seventies still have them.
Like uh, we were talking about was it sax Or
Lord and Taylor. Some of them had like these where
the benches are along the wall and you all just
go and there's always the old guy. They don't have
that anymore. Give each other advice. We've all I've seen
it recently. Yeah, I will agree. At the gym, there's
(06:46):
always the old guy that is like seventy five years
old just standing around nation. Well, I'm telling your guarantee.
But you know, if, for instance, there's a there's a
spa that like to go to for massage whatever in
Santa Fe and you go into the men's locker room,
you you take everything off, you know, and there's always
(07:06):
like one old naked guy walking around just like swinging
and just just kind of like you'll put one leg
up on the bench, you know, and like I'm like,
everything's kind of dangling like a chandelier, and I just
don't like it. I'd be carrying it. I don't like
being near it. I don't. I just don't like it. Atter, Look,
everyone knows that. Most people know that when you get
(07:28):
a massage typically and you don't have underwear on, you
just have a robot and they cover you as sheets
and they don't look at you whatever. Um, but at
least I'll put my robe on then take my underwear
off so no one can see, you know, like a
little private moment. But women, you don't care. Let you
just let everything just hang out exactly. I mean, I
even had asseus once, just I've had missusas asked me,
are there places I can can't touch? But then I
(07:50):
was I was filming one for a segment, and I
almost wasn't able to post the segment because when she
went from my bottom half, she just literally pulled the
whole sheet up to like my hips, So the whole
kaboo was out, which didn't bother me in a private situation,
but that was not going on social So women and men,
we we just we do have, as you said, Sam,
this these privacy issues that are very different. They're very different.
(08:12):
We have these these space issues. We have these boundaries
that we have set up where I don't want you
to come over that boundary. I feel, I feel, I
definitely feel like you guys should. It would behoove you
guys to lose the boundary rather than us put it up.
All right, Brody and Scary, go ahead, take your clothes
off in front of each other. That's not gonna happen.
That's not I'll be half of everyone else in the room.
(08:33):
We thank you, by the way. That's that's my gift,
is Scary keeping my clothes on. And my name is
not Greg. Who would glad. I've seen him enough to
never want to see another naked man ever. Well, so,
yea great t he has no problem, no problem just
ripping it off right now. It's one of us. So
with all of the issues that great Ta has navigating
(08:55):
through life, this is when he does not have an
issue with He hung out at your barbecue for four hours.
We had a party for fifty people. He was naked
the entire time, laying in a lounge chair, just sitting there.
We just discussed how older men are more comfortable in
the gym, letting it swing around. There's always the old
guy doesn't care. Great Tea is the way he is
now when he's sight years old, how crazy naked is
(09:16):
he gonna be? He'll be at the mall totally naked.
You know the funny thing I realized just now about
these old guys at the gym in the locker room.
I never see them in the gym. They're just in
the lock area. I've never seen him on a machine,
on a treadmill, just hang out there here, never stretching.
I don't think you noticed them. I think they're invisible
to you because of your ages and problem. You're an agist.
(09:40):
I'm not as you don't see them in the gym
working out, but you see them when they're grossing. But
you can't help it. You walk in and Venus Nate
just left in that sack as a workout. I get it.
They're always straight, They're always drying like this is the
old guy movie. Ready, describe what I'm doing. This is
the old guy move like up on the chair himself,
(10:04):
off with the hair dryer, usually undercarria. You know what.
It's just says I've I've been a modest guy since
I was a kid. When I would go to the
bathroom at home, I would always lock the door, and
I still do even if I'm in the apartment by myself.
I still close the door and lock it. Weird. It's
just I am from this school thought where I just
(10:27):
don't want anyone near my business, you know, urinating, defecating,
being naked, showering. Those are private issues I don't want to. Like.
For instance, Alex when he wants to sit down at
Do number two, he just leaves the door open. I'm like,
and I hear everything. I'm like, shut that door shut,
by bar. It's disgusting to me. It's funny. I don't
(10:48):
shut the door when I shower in my apartment. My
roommates there, but she will shut the door. It doesn't
seem to bother her, or maybe it does. Maybe I
should ask her. I have to constantly shut the door,
and my daughter's they'll go to the bath from and
leave it open like six inches like they just kind
of like close the door, but not hall you're sitting.
So if you go walk by at a certain angle,
you see them on its I go, hey, close the door.
It's closed enough. No, it's never closed enough. No, And
(11:12):
I pulled the door close. We'll see. You live in
a house with four women and one guy, and I've
tried to shame them, but it doesn't. It doesn't matter.
See you're you're out number. They're gonna They're gonna live
the way they will live with or without you there. Yeah,
they expect you to adhere to their their h there's
a different set of rules from me. I have to
make sure I'm dressed fully pants Like if God, for bet,
(11:32):
I wake up in my boxers, i can't leave the bedroom.
I'll put pants on dad when it's like a bathing suit.
Not to us, it's true. Gets scary thinking about being naked. No,
I can't now when you're with your girlfriend, Robin, are
you guys okay being naked with the lights on? Of course? Okay,
just checking. Are you a never nude? No? I like, like,
I like, I like boxer shorts. Where possible? Do you
(11:55):
sleep naked? Sometimes? That's what the boxer shorts on froggy.
He says he keeps his socks on during sex, so
you know what, he can have good attraction. It's actually true.
You do get that attraction with stuff. Oh lord alright,
(12:17):
so okay, so back to the difference between men and women.
Typically these boundaries. Now, women, you guys will do anything.
You'll wear each other's clothing. You you don't mind it all.
Guys not so much. We're a little little more uncomfortable
about that. You have great clothing, though, Elvis, I which
it was your size. If you were, I wouldn't give
you my clothing we I think would mean if you
(12:40):
guys walked in and you saw Nate walk in, you're like, hey,
isn't that Elvis is? I would have no shame in
that because you have really good clothes. Well I do,
I've got great clothes, but him your most statement sweater.
See if anyone notices it's a small can you were small?
I just look bigger. It would be too tight for you.
That's the point people think I'm huge. Oh anyway, jacked up?
(13:06):
We got two minutes left on this fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Can we just ended early? You're the boss? Well, no,
I'm not the boss. I see we ended early. I'm
not even gonna talk anymore. Yeah, I'm kind of bored.
I think we should stop trying to get blood out
of this turnip. It is it blood out of a
blood out from a rock, Blood, squeeze blood, water from water,
(13:33):
from water into wine. I just did a google. It'said bird,
it's you can't squeeze blood from a turn up the deaf.
It's defined blood from you know what. I'm from the farm,
and this is what we've heard. It says right here,
you can't squeeze blood from a turn up. Definition you
can only get from people they were willing and able
(13:54):
to give. This is from the New Dictionary of Cultural
at Hercy third. So don't make me feel like a
fucking dumbass. Blood from us stone something that cannot be obtained,
regardless of how much it's the same as blood from
a turnip. But don't don't give me ship for saying
blood from a turn must be like a Texas blood
from a stone and it's a pecan. That's it. That's it.
That's the takeaway. Now what is it rudabaga versus a turnip?
(14:16):
I gotta google this now we gott What about a
beat or a radish versus a turn up? Different? Completely different?
Beating A radish is more of like an onion, a thing,
and a beat A beat is a is a head
like a potato. Isn't more like more like a tuber?
Wait a second, No, No No, isn't a isn't a radish
like a turnip? Yeah? I guess they're related. Some rude
(14:38):
barb rue barb is just some stalk pie and you
put it in a pie and it just takes on
the flavor or whatever it's with. I think it's more
of a consistency. All come from the dirt, though, What
are you doing? So? Just don't make fun of me
for saying blood from a turn up? I don't make
fun of you for the stupid ship you say, what
do you do? Fifteen minute morning l
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