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November 29, 2017 16 mins

Bethany wants to just make out! We also talk Prince Harry and Megan's Royal wedding!

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(01:15):
What would you talk about on your fifteen minute morning
show podcast around? I'm sorry, making out, making out? All right, Okay,
let's start writing down our topics for today. Making out
his topic? Number one? Who has another topic for today? Me?
I want to talk about Megan Markle and Prince Harry. Okay, Royalty, Okay,
making out Royalty? Yes, Brodie, uh, microphone on, it doesn't work.

(01:38):
Your microphone doesn't work. It's the great team, Mike, all right,
I'll tell you what. We'll go to that one. Yes,
I just want to update everyone on the outfit I
wore yesterday to dinner, because yesterday's podcast was about how
Scary was trying to describe what I should wear, and
it was so funny. Scary could not come up with
every way he was describing. It made sense to him,
but to no one else. Like Brooklyn and Industrial, he's

(02:00):
like bottles and Models meets Noble One steroids. You's gotta
be honest, even people in Brooklyn. People in Brooklyn don't
know what Brooklyn Industrial means. Yeah, it turns out it
was just dressing casual. But may I make a suggestion,
don't get mad at me, all right, which means you're
about to get mad at me. I don't want to
do a Brooklyn Boys podcast here. You guys have your
own podcast YouTube. You know what happens YouTube, Like you

(02:21):
guys start fighting with each other like you do on
your extremely entertaining Brooklyn Boys podcast, and then no one
else can talk. So so we'll get along on this
podcast along. But you don't get along in the Brooklyn Boys.
It's it's it's twenty minutes of him just bitching and
I don't know. Podcast is an hour and twenty minutes.

(02:45):
Absolutely any short of the list listen to it. It's great,
it's it is funny. I mean I can actually pause
it and go back to it. But an our in
twenty minutes seems a lot for a podcast. I like
mine to be long. Now it's the book, and that's fine.
My podcast tend to be an hour. Like every guess
my attention, How long is your podcast? I don't have

(03:05):
one because we cannot, because we cannot get in the
studio to record the damn thing. They have a name
and a logo, They took work, they took pictures and
a photo ship. Just right, we're turning this into the
Brooklyn Boys podcast right now, This is that's what this
Maybe okay, a new observation. Maybe this turned into the
Brooklyn Boys podcast because we like listening to you guys
bitch and moaned each other, I guess, but I know

(03:28):
We've had another podcast on our podcast network that actually
went away because all the members of the podcast would
just really bitch and moan at each other. Yeah, like
like the members of Oasis. Yes, and they didn't get along, which,
in my opinion, that was the podcast people not getting along.
So so they ripped off my idea and started in
Brooklyn Boys podcast. It was Greg t and and bald

(03:50):
Freak Rannie and myself. It was the afair show. They
yelled at each other. Ronnie left first because Ry couldn't
handle the two of them the drama there was, and
then t was just like, freak at it, I don't
want to do this anymore, and then forth Scary was
left on his own. But don't you agree that's arguing
about about getting the podcast on the air is really
the podcast? Yeah, you can't binge it because it gets

(04:10):
to be a little bit wearing. But I do like
listening to people argue if they're funny when they are
gay and you guys are funny when you aren't thank
you exactly. So there you have it. This come about
topic number one, making out. Bethany has suggested making out
as one of our topics. Go it is my favorite
thing to do and recently so I told you guys
that the my like buddy that I make out with

(04:33):
might be moving away, and I recently found out that
he probably is for sure moving away. But we never
see each other to make out, and so I have
to like schedule time to hang out with him. But
I can't be like, hey, you want to hang out
because that's just too obvious. Does it matter? Does it
matter how obvious you are? You better get the last

(04:53):
last licks and true. And he knows that when you
get together you make out. Yeah, but you just want
to be a little bit more as about do you
want to like play the game a little bit. But
he lives he it's a long distance makeout relationship because
he lives in a different borrow and so it's like
takes forever to see each So I was just saying,
you know, I just want to make New Yorkers are
so funny and a different borrow if you were living anywhere,
but New York City. That fifteen minutes you would make it.

(05:16):
But a fifteen minutes train ride in New York City
is forever. It's not fifteen minutes. He lives a mile
away and it takes an hour and a half to
get to him. I'm not telling you. Let's go over
That was a topic on Will and Grace the first
time it was on television where Grace was dating a
guy in Brooklyn and she's like, it's just too far.
I have to pick up at him. It's too far,
it's so far. It's a train. How long does it

(05:36):
take him to get from his door to your door?
It depends, Uh, typically average about an hour. It's nothing
for a makeout session. I bet you would do it
for an hour. I would go for an hour. I'd
go two hours for make out. We're both really busy
and so finding like an hour to travel plus however
long you want to make out, plus an hour to
travel back. You know what, You're over it. You know what.

(05:57):
You just can't admit that you're just over it. You
you well, no, you need a new makeout partner. You
need to start thinking for the future. The guys moving
cut bait find a new one. A new victim. We
need a new person for you. Everyone who lives downtown, preferably,
so you just I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
So you you pretty much you call somebody just to
have him come over and make out. Well, it's all

(06:17):
under pretense. We both know we're gonna make out, but
just make out and then it just stops there at makeout.
I'm confused. How further are you getting personal? No? I
just want to how you how you not go further?
How do you prevent yourself? It's like, okay, make out
session and seen and I'll see you next week. I

(06:37):
don't know, because it's like, if you don't necessarily just
want to have sex at that point, hang out, it's
like yeah, it's like a respectful like that's that's I
get it. I totally get it. You know you actually
Amazon Prime and chill. Yeah nice? If you could Amazon
Prime a new makeuput Mount partner I've been saying for

(06:59):
you is we need make out brothels you want if
you have a Caesar salad and you love Caesar salad
as rappetizer, this is where there's a steak dinner sitting
on the stove. How do you go, I'm just have
a salad. Oh it's easy to have a caesar salad,
but better. But that's why it's so hard to find
a make out buddy, because most guys are like Bets,

(07:20):
only craving the caesar salad. She doesn't want the steak.
It sounds like this guy doesn't caesar salad. I'm sorry, No,
caesar salad can be an entree, first of all. Secondly,
if he if he just wants to make out as well,
there are guys that just want to make out. You
need you need to assume that there are guys that
just want to make out. You think you're representing all
guys out there, only representing me. I want the steak.

(07:42):
I just I wonder if the caesar salad or the
making out is like a promissory note, like I'm gonna
make out three times and then but they have they
have a mature relationship where they can draw a line.
I scary and eye clearly as only all speaking, I
can't draw that line right. But I'm not just saying
that guys. We are trying to represent guys. I think
women are like that as well. Some but we're talking

(08:05):
about Bethany we're talking about Bethany and she's losing her
makeout partner who happens to call her his makeout partner. Okay,
that's all agreed between the two of them. We need
to find her a new guy who wants to make
out make out, yeah, because I just I don't like Yes, absolutely,
do you get all hot and bothered? Yes, that's kind
of part of the fun of it. Wow, it's and
then if you want to, then the nice thing about him.

(08:27):
And this is why it's been so hard to find
somebody like this is because we are able to have
those conversations and be like, do we want to? And
then you can have that conversation that's a part of
the make out. I do sort of miss when you were,
you know, fifteen sixteen and would make out with someone
for like three hours until your mouth hurt. Because you
need a makeout partner that's closer, that lives closer. Okay, wait,

(08:52):
hold on, okay, makeout conversation is now table. We'll bring
this back for because we need to keep up on this. Okay,
the bell rang. Also, we're changing topics because straight and
Nate walked in because we don't want to talk about
making out in front of you. What would he know
about making out with Bethany not. Next topic on the
agenda is Merrill Markel. Yes, Megan Market. Okay, So there's

(09:18):
an article out in the Post today is saying that
she's always been fascinated by the royal family, and one
of her friends from when she was fifteen has come
forward and said, you know, Megan may say she doesn't
know anything about the royals or she really didn't know
how important they were, but when we were fifteen, she
basically was obsessed with them when we went to London.
She's always wanted to be the next Princess Diana, and

(09:40):
she's getting exactly what she wants. So what are your thoughts?
So my thought is does this make Prince Harry step
back a moment and go, oh, ship, let me look
into this and make sure that she's not with me
for the wrong reason. She's been she's been tracking. Yeah,
Like does that change your mind? It's yes, a little bit,
But you also have to think, like, this girl was
her friend when she was fifteen. Yeah, how much do

(10:01):
you change from that time to now? And also maybe
she was obsessed and then stopped being obsessed and now
she's like, oh, this is fun. Another thing, Danielle, I
don't know. I don't think it's that unusual for people
to fantasize about being with the Prince. I know I
fantasize about it, especially that one. I was hoping Harry
would wait for me, but no, Katie Holmes, that fantasized

(10:24):
about being and then that happened, and then he jumped
on the couch. That well anyway, so you you think
that maybe she willed it to happen, and because she
is a celebrity, she actually had the means to get
closer to the Prince than the rest of us could
could be. So maybe there was some premeditated I'm just scary.

(10:47):
Say somebody is only with you because you're on the radio,
but you think they liked you for you they find
out that that's not the case. Does that make a difference.
He's a bad example. He's actually a good example because
a lot of you said in the past, a lot
of women wanted to use him for jingle ball tickets
in the past, and he would get them jingle ball tickets,
never to hear from them again. Exactly. So now, being

(11:10):
older and more mature, would it make a difference. Maybe
it might. Okay, in fairness, Scary's current female friend, her
email address is a Z one hundred email address, and
they met at a girl friend. Your girlfriend her email
address is has one hundred in the wording of the
email addresses. I don't even know that. Yeah, yeah, it's

(11:33):
like if Megan Markle's email address hart COM's basically here.
I say that, But after getting to know this person,
after I got to know all these years, I know
that there's more to it than that. But that makes

(11:53):
sense where the patience comes in. Okay, okay, to be fair,
to be fair, you can meet someone through your work
and you can get to know them and start to
date that. But but she's on a different continent. Oh yeah,
and you know what I'm saying, So maybe there is
something screwing. But he also went after her. She didn't
come after him, so he did. She put herself in

(12:15):
front of him. It says, wasn't it. Yeah, it says
here that somebody introduced them, a friend introduced But you're saying, Garrett,
you heard that he pursued her. Yeah, he was pursuing
her because he's seen her on television and that was
part of her game Garrett to get on television that
somebody introduced them, and then she started playing hard to

(12:35):
get That was part of her game. Can you imagine
if her long game was I'm going to go from
being a dealer, no deal girl, dealer, no deal girl
to getting on a TV show. So one day Prince
Harry will see me and then he'll pursue me. Princess, Okay,
you look, I know, if I know you have a
great imagination, it could happen. It's a round about way

(13:00):
to get to a long game that well, I know,
but if you can maneuver your your way of living
every day to move you closer and closer to the prize,
it could work out that way. Oh so I hear
Prince Harry's going to a friend's party in England next week.
I'm going to rearrange my schedule and make sure I'm there.
And when you see him walking across the living room

(13:20):
at the party, you can actually like walk in front
of him and he notices you. You You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
you know what, Stranger things have happened. And she's very smart,
She's beautiful and smart, and you know what, Okay, here's
another way of looking at it. Who cares? They're together now?
They obviously love each other very much, so okay, so
maybe she'd maneuvered a little possibly, I know. And you

(13:43):
don't think the prince maneuvered to get her attention. No,
I'm not saying a prince. I just this article just
made me really think about it, and I think that
you apply it to like every day Ronnie. I was
talking to Ronnie, who is, you know, the lead singer
in his band? And I said, what have you found
out that the girl you were dating he's just obsessed

(14:04):
with lead singers of band and you just fit the
profile and that's the only reason she's with you? Like,
would that make a difference? And he said, no, that's
and he said, no, it's fine. It's different if he's
the lead singer of Maroon five. But it would bother
me found out that somebody was only dating me because
of the radio station. I would break up. What if
you then fell in love and you guys fell love

(14:25):
with each other, and I think you're selling yourself short.
It doesn't matter how you got to know them, what
are they what are they using you? But I would
always think, like, okay, what if the radio station went
away one day, they can still be around. Well, they
met you, now they know you meet look. Meeting someone
and knowing them are two different things, right, But but

(14:45):
I would always question do you really love me as
much as I love you? Or do I love you
and you love my job? Right? It's harder to tell
when a guy's got a palace. I think girls think
differently than guys several ps. Like Honestly, when I was
single working here, I never picked up listeners on the phone.
I know all the guys around here that picked up
girl listeners on my dad on the overnight. Think the

(15:06):
mentality certain guys and girls like you know. I think
if Harry looked like his dad, then we would have
this conversation that she was in it for the wrong reasons.
I do because Middleton is it for the wrong reason. No,
I think he's a I think I think Williams a
good looking guy. No we're talking about But if they

(15:30):
look like his dad and a younger woman like Megan
would marry their father, then that would be the story,
like she's in it just to become princess. If you're
saying if there was the age, if there was an
age difference, hold on one second. As my dad always said,
there's a there's an ask for every chair, true chair

(15:51):
for a throw anyway, I've helped the Royal CuPy. A
couple is happy, and I hope Bethany gets to make
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