November 20, 2017 • 16 mins
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(01:11):
What would you talk about on your morning show? If
you had your own fifteen minute morning show and a podcast,
you would do this. By the way, today's podcast totally fucked.
We have we have no computer that is recording us.
I mean, what's wrong with it? Scary? The computer is freezing,
it's not recording. So we meet where you're using an
(01:33):
ulternate alternate means to record. So we have no sound
effects either, which is why you heard us do. So
we're yeah, as I said, we're fucked. Yeah, you said
your voice. So we have fourteen and a half minutes
left of the fifteen minute morning show podcast, but we
did for the first thirty seconds were amazing. Yeah, nailed in.
(01:55):
So welcome back from your weekend. You have a good weekend.
That's amazing weekend. Thank you. What about you? It was
good until this morning at one when I was awakened
by my boyfriend Alex Yes, who came home from whatever bar,
whatever bar. He was hanging out and I had to
like make stuffing for today's stuff off at one this morning.
So he came home and woke you up, and then
(02:16):
you were just up. Yeah, and then you were drinking
and we drank. You were late this morning? Were you
late because you went back to bed or you just
were up? Now I've been up since one this morning
and I'm now just now, I'm just now coming off
of my my wine buzz. Yeah, just now. We have
a guest here, Jayla sand of All is here. I'm
(02:40):
like recording and we're just all this is all happening
at the same time. So as you know, Jayla works
for I Heart in West Palm Beach and Miami. Yes,
and now you're here in New York. I'm here in
New York and this is like the best Monday surprise
ever ever, like the best way to kick off my week.
Well the way you have a great voice, Thank you
so much. Virus thing going. Really this is the first
(03:04):
time I ever hear this. So yeah, I'm taking it
in right now. You should do radio, I should write.
I think I'll consider it. So Jay's here, Bethany's here,
there's a Dave Brody, and there's Scary, there's Garrett and
of course my little Danielle. Hello. So what a show today?
I mean, Bobby Flake came in and we did the
(03:24):
stuff off. My stuffy sucked. He actually said it was.
It was good. He was but Scotty be stuffing was
fabulous and his was just like a little bit of this,
a little that. He didn't follow a recipe. He just
threw stuff in a bowl and it tasted greats My
mom cooks too, and it's the best food. He must
have eaten it very often and he's just new. He's like, no,
(03:45):
it's missing. This gotta thrown. That's your handful of there.
So Jaylo tell us about you. What's your deal? What's
my deal? It's your deal, pickle, where do you want
me to start? There's a lot of deals, a lot
of drama. Jaylo's born Long Island, Raise out raising bo Caratone, Florida.
I've been doing radio for almost ten years. I have
a two year old. She's absolutely gorgeous and stunning. I
(04:06):
might become the Latina Chris Jenner. So I have to
work very quickly because she might take my job. And
that that's pretty much the consensus of it. I'm Costa Rican,
Salvadorian and very very very Latina. You seem very fiery,
extremely you. Oh yeah, any second. It's just that's it's
a switch on and off, and then I'll hug you
a second later and tell you it's going to be okay.
(04:27):
Hot radio, um man. I So I can't sing. I
definitely cannot play any instruments. So my way of giving
music to the world is telling you know on the radio.
That's the best way to do it. I don't want
to kill anybody's ear drums trying to sing or you know,
but you do do you do karaoke, car car pool,
lip singing. I'm better at lip singing though. Yeah. Yeah,
(04:48):
shower right show Everyone sounds good in the shower. Yeah.
The shower situations changed a little bit with the two
year old because now she comes in trying to sing
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I don't really know all the words yet,
still working on it. Answered the question how did you
get into radio? Now? Did you get started in radio?
I woke up one day and I said that I
wanted to be in radio. I was a preschool teacher
and I told my mom I wanted to do it,
(05:09):
and she said I was going to become a drug
addict and alcoholic. She was right, But I'm still doing it.
Just the radio station and say hey, I want to
be on this. No, my parents are very traditionally like
sound like Central Americans, so to them it was like, wait,
what do you want? What do you mean you want
to do this? I was like, hey, I'll go to
school during the day, I'll work in between, and then
I'll do like radio broadcasting school at night. And that's
(05:32):
what I did. So I did broadcasting. I started in promotions,
then I did overnight and weekends, and I've just been
working my way up and I love it. And and
it doesn't matter. It could be English, i could be
in Spanish. We'll make it happen. That's awesome. And that's
that's what it is. It's like you decide you want
to do something, you just go do it. I know
somebody who's been in med school and they're like in
(05:52):
their last year of actual med school and they suddenly
realized they have no desire to do this, and that hurts,
and it's like what do I do? But it's it's yes,
you've invested a lot of money, but you also have
the rest of your life, and do you want to
be miserable the rest of your life? I would assume
the best day of your life is when you realize
what you're doing is awful, because that's when you make
(06:14):
your decision to do the right thing. Hey, the guys
over there, they're scary. There's Brody and Garrett. They're not
saying one word. My friend actually just went through this
about a year and a half ago. He was working
at a hedge fund here in New York City where
he was just managing millions upon billions of dollars for
other people. He said, all right, that's fun. You know,
I'm not seeing as much money as that's coming into
(06:34):
my job. So his wife's family owns a spring mixed
slash onion farm, and what he did over the last
year and a half was take that company, which was
sold in local supermarkets and now sold to the Chipotles.
And he's pretty much bringing in what he would put
into a head head fund people would put into a
hedge fund. Now he's making that a year and I
have onions, a big business and onions. Hello, who is here?
(07:00):
What celebrity was here? Artists was here? And they had
a tree farm. So that was not John Mayer the one. No,
not John Mayor. I was Jason Moratt from shows Avocados
to Chippotla. So anyway, that's that's good to know. That's
a fun fact. That's a fun party fact. Thank you guys.
It was only six minutes into this web the podcast,
(07:24):
and we've talked about so much. We've talked about onion farming,
were talked about Jayla and how she started in radio.
It's been that kind of a day. This has been
the most erratic I think show that I have been
a part of. It was nuts today because there were
so many people in here and as we were finishing
up with Jack anton Off, than we had Bobby Flay
come in and then Jack and Bobby start talking on
the air, and then it was madness, and then we
(07:44):
had the stuff off and then we had another day
at the office. It makes it go fast, though. Four
hours on flying today. So you guys take over. Look
at the scream. You guys are just like loud today.
See their faces their three D Brody, you've never been
this cliet before? Making you nervous a little bit? Yeah? Really? Yeah,
(08:06):
I feel like she's checking me out. I might be
I might be. You know, you know what. Today was
a crazy day. But I have to say Jack anton Off,
I mean I'm a fan of but not like Gregg
t was like using, um, I have one playlist on
my I Heart Radio app and it's Bleachers, and so
the wh when he came in today and saying don't
take the money, that is that is my favorite song.
When we did the tunes of the week on on
(08:27):
on our Instagram account, I held up Bleachers last week
two weeks ago. I love that song. Love him. But
when I went over to say hi to him, the
fact that he was saying hi to us by our
names before we introduced ourselves was it was great. I
was like, hi, Mindy, I know who you are. Like,
he's such a fan of you, Elvis and this show
and everybody on the show. And he was like, he
was like, can I get pictures with you? Guys? He
went up to Greg Teams like can we getta picture you?
(08:47):
Great to the frat boy. I loved that he was
such a fan of us and we're like, no, you
wrote for Taylor Swift that you wrote for He's like
the most talented guy. We went We went out in
the hallway by Anita in the big waiting area where
people come to visit the couches, and there's a big
TV set that shows like clips of I Heart events.
So when I was showing him out to the elevator,
there was a Taylor Swift concert from when she um
(09:09):
did the rooftop concert for I Heart Radio for her
album release. I said, oh, there's your friend, and he goes, oh, geez.
That reminds me. I got a caller later whose life
is that? And yet he likes us, so that's pretty cool.
He is such He is the backbone of today's best music,
the biggest hits. People don't understand Jack Antonoff works with
the biggest superstars in the music business. So when he
(09:32):
comes in and sings his own song, we're like, oh,
that's great. Ja. The guy's a genius. I mean, he
he's America's at Hearing, you know, he even he still
wants to America's at Shearing, is really exactly who he is.
You know that Greg T said Bob Dylan, He's going
to be up there with the likes of Bob Dylan.
That's what Greg T said on his Instagram account. Know
what I've been thinking about though. Jack Antonof was talking
(09:53):
about writing Taylor Swift's current album in his apartment in Brooklyn,
and they came over and had a bottle of wine.
What kind of wine do you think they brought to
the dinner table before they started writing expensive line? Well, no, like,
I mean, I think it was like a Marlow, like
something deep and like low, like so deep red. I
think I can't drink Merlow. Don't get me started. And
in my head all I'm thinking I might just be
(10:14):
a bubbly muscato from all right, you guys finished the
show you have, you have like five and a half
minutes left. You're going to leave and leave. That's that's
how you're gonna do with me. And now you're leaving,
you know, I like, and I leave the elevator. You
guys keep going up. I'm a little butt hurt that
(10:36):
I came in second to Scotty b but hurt. No,
I'm a little but hurt about coming in second place
in the stuff off because I took Bobby Flays recipe
and I and I followed it to a t. I'm
like this a little bit drunk when you did it?
And why should you win. You used his recipe. By
the way, that's next year's no more Fla recipes because
you know he likes that food. He's gonna like his
(10:58):
own food, so no more of that. Well, the point
is he didn't like it enough because he came in second,
but boored by it. I second place. Shut the funk up.
I didn't get a prize for that was the grand prize.
There was five from butter ball. I told Amy, Scotty's wife, Hey,
he just want a big gift card. She goes, oh,
really that part I didn't know. By the way, you
(11:19):
know Scotty one because it was a five hundred dollar prize.
He must have paid some chef through to fifty and
was like, I'll split it with you, and he got
some gourmet stuffing. He said he made it himself. Now
I believe he made it. I believe he used coupons
for every ingredient in there. We've been wrong with you.
Scotty was on extreme couponing. He is a king of
(11:41):
like he can buy five hundred dollars with the groceries
for fifty cents extreme coupon. We need to have a
conversation later. We're talking about coupons and how you probably
bought every ingredient and that stuffing with coupons, and then
and then and then, uh, we were talking and our
guests said, oh, not rong coupons. No there's not, and
I said not. Are you a coupon user? You're the
king of coupon And now now I said, I we
(12:03):
need to have a conversation afterwards. I need, I need.
I have a two year old. Coupon comes very handy.
Have you seen him on Extreme Coupon? No, I'm going
to have to sit down. And but wait, I have
I have an issue with the stuffing thing because I
guess I won the prize. Yeah, you won my wife.
My wife didn't know. Danielle told her by her stuff
with it and now he was gonna buy her stuff
(12:25):
with a gift. I was going to buy her presence
with it. What the second, he's the one, he's the
one who entered, he's the contestant. It's his prize. That's
by the way, Brodie is convinced that you paid somebody
half the prize money to make you probably got you
hard a chef like I did. It was all on Twitter.
I did. I did. That's why that's why I can't
(12:45):
give Kathleen the rest of because I don't remember what
the hell I did. I just put your stuff in.
That's very good. She tried that more often with food.
That means they don't have to cook, and still she did.
You tweeted and she texted me your wife, and she said,
tell him he has to cook tonight. And I told her,
you said, no, I cooked yesterday, and she said, she
cooks every day. Well, you know I used to. I
used to make big CD for her, and that's when
we were dating, and she pretended to like it. I
(13:07):
didn't know that she pretended to like it all these
years until not too long ago. Should do that tasted
like ship I was just because just like she used
to like going to the circus, she hates clowns. Just
like she used to like going to strip clubs. She
thinks it's disgusting all these things. When you guys first met,
you guys would be at the strip club all the time.
She would get she would get lapt We did all
(13:27):
this stuff that she loved, and now that we're married,
ten years later, this is all stuff apparently she hated. Well,
that's so unusual that a wife would stop liking everything
she liked when you fell in love with her. That's
so weird. I've never heard of that. Welcome to know
I haven't done. Okay, well you're you know what, God
bless you, I guess because you're the lead dog. Guess.
Sheldon has changed his song why married again? What do
(13:51):
you mean again? Again? Again? Meaning again to get married?
Like you've been telling me for twenty years to get married.
Here's what I'm thinking, I should get married? Why he's
you should do? Married a girl who likes nothing you like,
and then when she changes, she'll like everything. You know.
I think that's the move, with this invisible switch that
happens when you married the perfect woman, beautiful. She's like
(14:14):
going a baseball game, she used to keep the score.
Love Chinese food, concerts. A year and a half later, No,
not me. The year and a half later, Oh, I
hate baseball, don't like Chinese food, don't like going to concerts.
Everything out. They got divorced after two years. I don't
get why you would do that because eventually the truth
is going to come out, So why would you fake
that you like something? I love? My wife? Put a
(14:35):
strip club every once in a while, have you seen
Scotty Naked? How your great? Now I know what it
was after the two years and I know it's like,
that's not happening. No, Matt, you were married. What did
you like when you before you got married that you
didn't like anymore after you're married a year or so?
(14:57):
Besides your husband, um, watching so many movies. I used
to love like sitting at home watching movies on time off.
And I think for two years, like almost four years,
like being together in general, that was all we ever did.
And I was just like, I never want to see
another movie at home ever again. Take me to the
movie theater, take me to a drive in, but I
(15:18):
want to see it at home anymore. This is not happening. Like.
Part of it for me is that in relationships, when
you first start, you do things that the other person
wants to do because you think that you would do
it every once in a while, but after two years
realized that that's like all they like to do, and
you thought it wasn't every once in a while or
right or possibly. And I can't speak for your your husband,
(15:38):
but he must have thought you really liked that, so
he's like, oh, she likes it we'll do it more,
she'll like it more, which is not the case. You
liked it a little. Well. The problem is that if
it was like one of those things where you kind
of just like go along with it and you never
say anything, it's different. But if you clearly look at
somebody and you're like, can we not? Okay, so we're
still doing this? Okay, alright, cool, alright, I don't love it.
(15:59):
Though I don't love it, I think we should leave
it right there. Actually ended without music because we don't
have to do Let's just make it awkward, okay, awkward ending.
Do you want to go get married? Here? Just talking
about marriage? It's gonna go get married. You said make
it awkward. Sound effect. You gotta end on the sound
effect
As we roll into the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
let's talk about Blue Apron. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives and I am in love. They write up
all the recipes on these easy to follow instruction cards.
They provide all the shopping with fresh regional ingredients. You
can choose from a variety of new recipes every week,
or let Blue Aprons culinary team surprise you recipes not
(00:21):
repeated within a year so you'll never get bored. Customize
your recipes every week based on your preferences. They have
several delivery options you can choose from, and there's no
weekly commitment. You get your deliveries when you want them.
And of course, Blue Aprons Freshness Guarantee promises every ingredient
in your delivery arrives ready to cook or they'll make
it right. How about this cheesy broccoli baked pasta with
crispy time breadcrumbs, or roasted chicken and fall vegetables with
(00:43):
cranberry and ginger compote. Or seared steaks and garlic butter
with oven fries and romaine salad. So tasty. Check out
this week's menu and get thirty dollars off with free
shipping at blue Apron dot com slash fifteen, as in
fifteen minute morning show. That's blue Apron dot Com slash
fifteen Blue Apron a better way to cook. Flip the
headphones over. We don't know headphones music ready? One? Two three?
(01:11):
What would you talk about on your morning show? If
you had your own fifteen minute morning show and a podcast,
you would do this. By the way, today's podcast totally fucked.
We have we have no computer that is recording us.
I mean, what's wrong with it? Scary? The computer is freezing,
it's not recording. So we meet where you're using an
(01:33):
ulternate alternate means to record. So we have no sound
effects either, which is why you heard us do. So
we're yeah, as I said, we're fucked. Yeah, you said
your voice. So we have fourteen and a half minutes
left of the fifteen minute morning show podcast, but we
did for the first thirty seconds were amazing. Yeah, nailed in.
(01:55):
So welcome back from your weekend. You have a good weekend.
That's amazing weekend. Thank you. What about you? It was
good until this morning at one when I was awakened
by my boyfriend Alex Yes, who came home from whatever bar,
whatever bar. He was hanging out and I had to
like make stuffing for today's stuff off at one this morning.
So he came home and woke you up, and then
(02:16):
you were just up. Yeah, and then you were drinking
and we drank. You were late this morning? Were you
late because you went back to bed or you just
were up? Now I've been up since one this morning
and I'm now just now, I'm just now coming off
of my my wine buzz. Yeah, just now. We have
a guest here, Jayla sand of All is here. I'm
(02:40):
like recording and we're just all this is all happening
at the same time. So as you know, Jayla works
for I Heart in West Palm Beach and Miami. Yes,
and now you're here in New York. I'm here in
New York and this is like the best Monday surprise
ever ever, like the best way to kick off my week.
Well the way you have a great voice, Thank you
so much. Virus thing going. Really this is the first
(03:04):
time I ever hear this. So yeah, I'm taking it
in right now. You should do radio, I should write.
I think I'll consider it. So Jay's here, Bethany's here,
there's a Dave Brody, and there's Scary, there's Garrett and
of course my little Danielle. Hello. So what a show today?
I mean, Bobby Flake came in and we did the
(03:24):
stuff off. My stuffy sucked. He actually said it was.
It was good. He was but Scotty be stuffing was
fabulous and his was just like a little bit of this,
a little that. He didn't follow a recipe. He just
threw stuff in a bowl and it tasted greats My
mom cooks too, and it's the best food. He must
have eaten it very often and he's just new. He's like, no,
(03:45):
it's missing. This gotta thrown. That's your handful of there.
So Jaylo tell us about you. What's your deal? What's
my deal? It's your deal, pickle, where do you want
me to start? There's a lot of deals, a lot
of drama. Jaylo's born Long Island, Raise out raising bo Caratone, Florida.
I've been doing radio for almost ten years. I have
a two year old. She's absolutely gorgeous and stunning. I
(04:06):
might become the Latina Chris Jenner. So I have to
work very quickly because she might take my job. And
that that's pretty much the consensus of it. I'm Costa Rican,
Salvadorian and very very very Latina. You seem very fiery,
extremely you. Oh yeah, any second. It's just that's it's
a switch on and off, and then I'll hug you
a second later and tell you it's going to be okay.
(04:27):
Hot radio, um man. I So I can't sing. I
definitely cannot play any instruments. So my way of giving
music to the world is telling you know on the radio.
That's the best way to do it. I don't want
to kill anybody's ear drums trying to sing or you know,
but you do do you do karaoke, car car pool,
lip singing. I'm better at lip singing though. Yeah. Yeah,
(04:48):
shower right show Everyone sounds good in the shower. Yeah.
The shower situations changed a little bit with the two
year old because now she comes in trying to sing
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I don't really know all the words yet,
still working on it. Answered the question how did you
get into radio? Now? Did you get started in radio?
I woke up one day and I said that I
wanted to be in radio. I was a preschool teacher
and I told my mom I wanted to do it,
(05:09):
and she said I was going to become a drug
addict and alcoholic. She was right, But I'm still doing it.
Just the radio station and say hey, I want to
be on this. No, my parents are very traditionally like
sound like Central Americans, so to them it was like, wait,
what do you want? What do you mean you want
to do this? I was like, hey, I'll go to
school during the day, I'll work in between, and then
I'll do like radio broadcasting school at night. And that's
(05:32):
what I did. So I did broadcasting. I started in promotions,
then I did overnight and weekends, and I've just been
working my way up and I love it. And and
it doesn't matter. It could be English, i could be
in Spanish. We'll make it happen. That's awesome. And that's
that's what it is. It's like you decide you want
to do something, you just go do it. I know
somebody who's been in med school and they're like in
(05:52):
their last year of actual med school and they suddenly
realized they have no desire to do this, and that hurts,
and it's like what do I do? But it's it's yes,
you've invested a lot of money, but you also have
the rest of your life, and do you want to
be miserable the rest of your life? I would assume
the best day of your life is when you realize
what you're doing is awful, because that's when you make
(06:14):
your decision to do the right thing. Hey, the guys
over there, they're scary. There's Brody and Garrett. They're not
saying one word. My friend actually just went through this
about a year and a half ago. He was working
at a hedge fund here in New York City where
he was just managing millions upon billions of dollars for
other people. He said, all right, that's fun. You know,
I'm not seeing as much money as that's coming into
(06:34):
my job. So his wife's family owns a spring mixed
slash onion farm, and what he did over the last
year and a half was take that company, which was
sold in local supermarkets and now sold to the Chipotles.
And he's pretty much bringing in what he would put
into a head head fund people would put into a
hedge fund. Now he's making that a year and I
have onions, a big business and onions. Hello, who is here?
(07:00):
What celebrity was here? Artists was here? And they had
a tree farm. So that was not John Mayer the one. No,
not John Mayor. I was Jason Moratt from shows Avocados
to Chippotla. So anyway, that's that's good to know. That's
a fun fact. That's a fun party fact. Thank you guys.
It was only six minutes into this web the podcast,
(07:24):
and we've talked about so much. We've talked about onion farming,
were talked about Jayla and how she started in radio.
It's been that kind of a day. This has been
the most erratic I think show that I have been
a part of. It was nuts today because there were
so many people in here and as we were finishing
up with Jack anton Off, than we had Bobby Flay
come in and then Jack and Bobby start talking on
the air, and then it was madness, and then we
(07:44):
had the stuff off and then we had another day
at the office. It makes it go fast, though. Four
hours on flying today. So you guys take over. Look
at the scream. You guys are just like loud today.
See their faces their three D Brody, you've never been
this cliet before? Making you nervous a little bit? Yeah? Really? Yeah,
(08:06):
I feel like she's checking me out. I might be
I might be. You know, you know what. Today was
a crazy day. But I have to say Jack anton Off,
I mean I'm a fan of but not like Gregg
t was like using, um, I have one playlist on
my I Heart Radio app and it's Bleachers, and so
the wh when he came in today and saying don't
take the money, that is that is my favorite song.
When we did the tunes of the week on on
(08:27):
on our Instagram account, I held up Bleachers last week
two weeks ago. I love that song. Love him. But
when I went over to say hi to him, the
fact that he was saying hi to us by our
names before we introduced ourselves was it was great. I
was like, hi, Mindy, I know who you are. Like,
he's such a fan of you, Elvis and this show
and everybody on the show. And he was like, he
was like, can I get pictures with you? Guys? He
went up to Greg Teams like can we getta picture you?
(08:47):
Great to the frat boy. I loved that he was
such a fan of us and we're like, no, you
wrote for Taylor Swift that you wrote for He's like
the most talented guy. We went We went out in
the hallway by Anita in the big waiting area where
people come to visit the couches, and there's a big
TV set that shows like clips of I Heart events.
So when I was showing him out to the elevator,
there was a Taylor Swift concert from when she um
(09:09):
did the rooftop concert for I Heart Radio for her
album release. I said, oh, there's your friend, and he goes, oh, geez.
That reminds me. I got a caller later whose life
is that? And yet he likes us, so that's pretty cool.
He is such He is the backbone of today's best music,
the biggest hits. People don't understand Jack Antonoff works with
the biggest superstars in the music business. So when he
(09:32):
comes in and sings his own song, we're like, oh,
that's great. Ja. The guy's a genius. I mean, he
he's America's at Hearing, you know, he even he still
wants to America's at Shearing, is really exactly who he is.
You know that Greg T said Bob Dylan, He's going
to be up there with the likes of Bob Dylan.
That's what Greg T said on his Instagram account. Know
what I've been thinking about though. Jack Antonof was talking
(09:53):
about writing Taylor Swift's current album in his apartment in Brooklyn,
and they came over and had a bottle of wine.
What kind of wine do you think they brought to
the dinner table before they started writing expensive line? Well, no, like,
I mean, I think it was like a Marlow, like
something deep and like low, like so deep red. I
think I can't drink Merlow. Don't get me started. And
in my head all I'm thinking I might just be
(10:14):
a bubbly muscato from all right, you guys finished the
show you have, you have like five and a half
minutes left. You're going to leave and leave. That's that's
how you're gonna do with me. And now you're leaving,
you know, I like, and I leave the elevator. You
guys keep going up. I'm a little butt hurt that
(10:36):
I came in second to Scotty b but hurt. No,
I'm a little but hurt about coming in second place
in the stuff off because I took Bobby Flays recipe
and I and I followed it to a t. I'm
like this a little bit drunk when you did it?
And why should you win. You used his recipe. By
the way, that's next year's no more Fla recipes because
you know he likes that food. He's gonna like his
(10:58):
own food, so no more of that. Well, the point
is he didn't like it enough because he came in second,
but boored by it. I second place. Shut the funk up.
I didn't get a prize for that was the grand prize.
There was five from butter ball. I told Amy, Scotty's wife, Hey,
he just want a big gift card. She goes, oh,
really that part I didn't know. By the way, you
(11:19):
know Scotty one because it was a five hundred dollar prize.
He must have paid some chef through to fifty and
was like, I'll split it with you, and he got
some gourmet stuffing. He said he made it himself. Now
I believe he made it. I believe he used coupons
for every ingredient in there. We've been wrong with you.
Scotty was on extreme couponing. He is a king of
(11:41):
like he can buy five hundred dollars with the groceries
for fifty cents extreme coupon. We need to have a
conversation later. We're talking about coupons and how you probably
bought every ingredient and that stuffing with coupons, and then
and then and then, uh, we were talking and our
guests said, oh, not rong coupons. No there's not, and
I said not. Are you a coupon user? You're the
king of coupon And now now I said, I we
(12:03):
need to have a conversation afterwards. I need, I need.
I have a two year old. Coupon comes very handy.
Have you seen him on Extreme Coupon? No, I'm going
to have to sit down. And but wait, I have
I have an issue with the stuffing thing because I
guess I won the prize. Yeah, you won my wife.
My wife didn't know. Danielle told her by her stuff
with it and now he was gonna buy her stuff
(12:25):
with a gift. I was going to buy her presence
with it. What the second, he's the one, he's the
one who entered, he's the contestant. It's his prize. That's
by the way, Brodie is convinced that you paid somebody
half the prize money to make you probably got you
hard a chef like I did. It was all on Twitter.
I did. I did. That's why that's why I can't
(12:45):
give Kathleen the rest of because I don't remember what
the hell I did. I just put your stuff in.
That's very good. She tried that more often with food.
That means they don't have to cook, and still she did.
You tweeted and she texted me your wife, and she said,
tell him he has to cook tonight. And I told her,
you said, no, I cooked yesterday, and she said, she
cooks every day. Well, you know I used to. I
used to make big CD for her, and that's when
we were dating, and she pretended to like it. I
(13:07):
didn't know that she pretended to like it all these
years until not too long ago. Should do that tasted
like ship I was just because just like she used
to like going to the circus, she hates clowns. Just
like she used to like going to strip clubs. She
thinks it's disgusting all these things. When you guys first met,
you guys would be at the strip club all the time.
She would get she would get lapt We did all
(13:27):
this stuff that she loved, and now that we're married,
ten years later, this is all stuff apparently she hated. Well,
that's so unusual that a wife would stop liking everything
she liked when you fell in love with her. That's
so weird. I've never heard of that. Welcome to know
I haven't done. Okay, well you're you know what, God
bless you, I guess because you're the lead dog. Guess.
Sheldon has changed his song why married again? What do
(13:51):
you mean again? Again? Again? Meaning again to get married?
Like you've been telling me for twenty years to get married.
Here's what I'm thinking, I should get married? Why he's
you should do? Married a girl who likes nothing you like,
and then when she changes, she'll like everything. You know.
I think that's the move, with this invisible switch that
happens when you married the perfect woman, beautiful. She's like
(14:14):
going a baseball game, she used to keep the score.
Love Chinese food, concerts. A year and a half later, No,
not me. The year and a half later, Oh, I
hate baseball, don't like Chinese food, don't like going to concerts.
Everything out. They got divorced after two years. I don't
get why you would do that because eventually the truth
is going to come out, So why would you fake
that you like something? I love? My wife? Put a
(14:35):
strip club every once in a while, have you seen
Scotty Naked? How your great? Now I know what it
was after the two years and I know it's like,
that's not happening. No, Matt, you were married. What did
you like when you before you got married that you
didn't like anymore after you're married a year or so?
(14:57):
Besides your husband, um, watching so many movies. I used
to love like sitting at home watching movies on time off.
And I think for two years, like almost four years,
like being together in general, that was all we ever did.
And I was just like, I never want to see
another movie at home ever again. Take me to the
movie theater, take me to a drive in, but I
(15:18):
want to see it at home anymore. This is not happening. Like.
Part of it for me is that in relationships, when
you first start, you do things that the other person
wants to do because you think that you would do
it every once in a while, but after two years
realized that that's like all they like to do, and
you thought it wasn't every once in a while or
right or possibly. And I can't speak for your your husband,
(15:38):
but he must have thought you really liked that, so
he's like, oh, she likes it we'll do it more,
she'll like it more, which is not the case. You
liked it a little. Well. The problem is that if
it was like one of those things where you kind
of just like go along with it and you never
say anything, it's different. But if you clearly look at
somebody and you're like, can we not? Okay, so we're
still doing this? Okay, alright, cool, alright, I don't love it.
(15:59):
Though I don't love it, I think we should leave
it right there. Actually ended without music because we don't
have to do Let's just make it awkward, okay, awkward ending.
Do you want to go get married? Here? Just talking
about marriage? It's gonna go get married. You said make
it awkward. Sound effect. You gotta end on the sound
effect
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