November 17, 2017 • 15 mins
Every guy needs at least ONE fitted suit. We also check in with Nate and his "problem".
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast present.
I'm never cold, but today I'm cold. It's freezing in here.
Guys usually don't get cold. Yeah, then we have a
higher tolerance a layer of fat, and we eat more
(00:26):
red meat, and we don't shave our hair off our body.
There's there's some like great team and we usually have
we have larger, a larger frame. Yeah, that's the lay
or fat. He was not hunting and and uh, you know,
is that really why it's like that? Well, it's also
sixty five degrees in here and outside here in New York.
It's probably about I'm no joke. I'm actually gonna hold
(00:49):
on putting my taking my headphones off, putting on my
coat because I can't take it. Do you have hard nips? Yeah?
They are actually God actually just oh my god, just
left one, not hard one. It looks like you're tuning
your own rating. Scary with hard nips is like a
gum drop laying on top of ice cream. Like you
got a lot of softness around that little hard nip. There.
(01:13):
My coat, it's my coat, This is my this is
I have a coat for for like every season and
every in between season, in between season right now? Do
you guys have coats for different seasons? Yeah? I got
a coat for hot when I don't wear a coat,
and I have a season, I have a coat for
when it's cold. You have one coat? One I have
to maybe is that a g star? It's a star? Yeah,
(01:35):
I have more kids than coats. I just realized that
you really only have one coat to have, like a
medium and a heave choice. How many coats do I need?
It's like shoes. You want to do you have a
coat to match every outfit? I have a coat keeps
me warm. I don't. Kathleen just joined us. So, Kathleen,
are you the type of person that always gets called
no matter what? Yes? Absolutely? Okay, More importantly, how many
(01:55):
coats do you own, like right now? Like seasonable? I
probably eight to ten coats? What what's the average coat? Wait?
What do you think Bertie has? How many coats do
you think Bertie has one? Yes? What do I need
another coat for? Because you need a spring jacket? Yeah? Yeah,
I said, I have like a spring lightweight thing and
I have a coat. Then you need your active wear
(02:18):
winter coat. You know what I buy like a ski
jacket that looks active and that's my winter coat. What
do you go to a winter wedding? Then I leave
the coat in the car and I valley parked the
car and I go in with no coat. So what
about Elvis's Christmas party coming up? What kind of coat
with this? I probably have like a medium weight, decent jacket.
I'll wear over whatever. But I don't. I don't have
(02:40):
like I don't have multiple winter coat. Guys have problems
when it comes to getting dressed up in suits in
the winter, and that is look like idiots. Were like
idiots because we put a coat on and you have
a suit on underneath. And the problem you have problem
with overcoats for men like a long No, like a
long like an overcoat? How does a second part of
(03:00):
the This is what my father used to wear. It's
a little bit larger because you have to fit a suit.
That's the look. The problem is if you're under six
ft tall, it looks like you're wearing your dad's coat
because they come down long. They're like too long, so
you're either kicking them or it looks like you're wearing
like a smock. It's too big. They don't make them
for people in five I can run out of my
(03:23):
house real quick. Yeah, yeah, Nate's outside. If Nate comes
in here, he'll have a coat for every single god
damn cation he even has. He'll have a peak coat.
He's got a murdering coat. He doesn't. He's got a
trench coat to expose himself. You know. The trick is
is that when you buy an overcoat, depending on what
(03:44):
more than a dozen okay, you get a tailored to
your height. We're talking about two things we need your
input on. We all have theories about what your answer
is gonna be. Number one two part question, how many
winter coats do you have? Number number two? What do
you wear over a suit? Do you have an overcoat
to wear over suit? A top coat? I have several
top coats. I love winter coats. I love winter coats. Kathleen,
(04:04):
you'll love this new one. I just got camel. Camel.
Don't think there's nothing sharper than I wore it last
I wore it last weekend. My girlfriend could not stop
staring at me. But I love winter coats and over suits.
You have to wear a top coat. You can't wear
how tall you ate? I said, your coat? I can't.
(04:25):
It looks like I'm wearing my dad's cone. You know,
it looks like I looked like Tom Hanks in Big
when he's shrunk down and he's wearing like adult clothes.
I can't. They don't make top coats in my size.
I will go exactly and then the pockets are never
in the right they're not the right length. Down. You
have to go. You have to go shopping at a
place where they sell these things. Here's the here's the
(04:46):
problem where when you're not built like Nate, you can't
get clothing because if you, let's say, you need a
dress shirt and you need a bigger neck, they assume
you're taller and bigger, so you get a bigger neck.
But then the pocket is down, it's down by a
belly button and it's a long shirt. I get probably
half of my stuff tailor. Yeah, how many kids I
(05:08):
have to talk about the tailoring? How many how many
winter coach do you have? Five? Seven? Yeah? Like I said,
already called the whole thing that the thing is this,
I didn't listen, and I want to say this. I
had never in my life I thought that it would
(05:30):
make any freaking difference in the world if I had
a suit tailored to me when it comes to suits,
I had no clue. I'm like, get out of here.
That's a bunch of crap, and wasted my time getting
measured in eighteen places. No I was. I used to
have stuff that used to hang off of me, and
we used to It was like kind of like I
used graed off the rack. Yeah, straight off of a rack,
that's what he's talking. That's because mannequins don't look like.
(05:52):
One day, somebody bought me a suit for Christmas and
it was a tailored a tailoring for a suit, and
I'm like, I'm not you gonna go in. I'm gonna
redeem this voucher for tailoring. I went in. The guy
took twenty minutes with me, and he says and all
the while as he's measuring me's like, trust me, everyone
is gonna notice that the next party you go to
and I'm like, get the hell out of here. Guys
were freaking suit tie. Nobody's nobody comments maybe on a tie,
(06:15):
they don't comment on your suit and whatever. Well, I
took that tailored suit and I wore it to the
next wedding I went to. Everybody in the room was
like that's a great suit. You look amazing. And I
swear to God, up until that point, I'm coming back
to only about a year and a half, I had
no clue up until that point that it really gave.
That it really matters. Telling you a hundred dollars in tailoring, hemming,
(06:37):
pulling your pants and alow, taking the sides and on
a jacket makes a can make a hundred dollar suit
look like a thousand dollars. Let's go around the room
for the men in the room. Scary, how many suits
do you want? Four? Hold on, hold on, Garrett six,
Brody Brodie to Nate. I just I just bought it
(07:00):
tuxedo yesterday. You needed different way you need a summer suit?
How many tuxedo? Only one? Only one? However, Yeah, I
I really had been needing one for such a long
time because they're just coming to different occasions where I
need a tuxedo. But yeah, I love having suits. I've
got three summer suits. I've got a sear sucker which
I've never had a chance to wear, thank you. Um yeah,
(07:22):
I've got three piece suits. I love suits. I don't
have any double breasted anymore because they kind of went
out of Vogue for a while, and nobody really buttons
their suits, and and I taught scary they always sometimes
never rule, but sometimes never always sometimes a three button suit,
which a three button suit, and not really need fashion anymore.
But the middle ones always the tops sometimes and the
(07:44):
bottom you never button when somebody buttons up their suit.
The whole way, I used the same rule. I always
should wear a suit to some events. I sometimes don't
go because I don't have a suit, and I always
regret going because I'm never dressed. Right, that's my I'm
gonna tell you we should get a tailor in here,
because you will love wearing a suit if you feel good.
I feel so great when I'm wearing. If you're listening
(08:05):
to the podcast and you're someone who tailor suits, and
you would love to to make a suit for me,
that I will social media all about feel free not
even make your suits. Like bringing a suit and they
will tailor it. Tomate's point, you could spend fifty nine
dollars on the suit you get a tailored. To spend
that extra money, it will look like a thousand dollars
and you'll feel more cocky than you are now. It's
(08:25):
just easier not to go to things where I need
to suit You need to do this before Elvis's party
so you can debut your tailors. I'm not gonna have
every other year. It's times like this. I feel like
I wish I was a woman. We get everything tailored. Everything,
do you really? Danielle and I had the same tailor.
And because Danielle and I are very short, we're only
(08:47):
five to everything needs to be tailored. Wow. Even some
of my stuff that like I get from Forever twenty one,
like cheapy stuff, I get tailored. Why did they just
discovery this like a year ago? But even shirts like
your shirts that you wear, you wear a button down shirts.
What I'll do is I'll take them and I'll buy
him for fifty bucks or whatever. And then they're bagging
the back. What they good they can do is they
dart the back, so they just suck all the excess
(09:10):
fabric in r What happens when, well, then you got
a shirt. You know, Ronnie's girlfriends just got him a
gift certificate to a place near our office where he
got he got a tailored shirt. They took his measurements
and made the shirt to fit his body against So
I got one in two thousand fourteen for my birthday,
and the voucher is still sitting on um, you know,
(09:31):
on my counter. I have not taken take it. You
should do it. What are you waiting for? I don't
know what I'm waiting for. I'm also curious about Nate's hemorrhoids. No,
I's been thinking about you, right, you know. Oddly enough,
this is really too much information. They're not that it's
it because there's one. It's not that painful. Him a
(09:51):
roid doesn't really itch, but it's I thought I thought
it was a tum I'm not even kidding. Like, you know,
when you're washing yourself and I don't know how invasive
you guys get when you're washing your backside, And I'm like,
what the fun is that? What is that? Lufa? No?
I uh, I use one of those, not lufa. Would
(10:12):
you call them the shower sponge not a sham? Wow,
it's the ball the gelballer. Yeah yeah, And I was
getting back in there. I'm like what everybody on social
media said, there's this thing called tucks. It's like pads.
It's like witch hazel pads called what the old people?
(10:33):
You talk to them somewhere. Now, I I've used trust me,
they make three different kinds of preparation. H I'm on
like Z right now. I'm like, I've tried every formula.
So when Nate was talking to Dr Oz about his hemorrhoid,
started googling hemorrhoid songs on YouTube. Do you want a
good left today? There's a thousand songs just of guys
(10:58):
either singing about hemorrhoids or hemorroid or cartoons about hemorrhoid song.
So if you want a good giggle, look up hemorrhoid
song on YouTube. Yeah, it's a cartoon. And I'm telling you,
(11:24):
unless you have there's just no joke. Like I know
you guys are making fun of it because I don't
ever want that. What is it? What does it look like?
It looks like bubble gums stuck on my ass? I
don't know what to tell you. Think. Hemorrhoids are sometimes
caused by um like buck clenching or a lot of pressure,
like pregnant women get them when they push out of baby,
they get they get hemorrhoids from the So what have
you been doing with your butt's been clenching so much
(11:45):
that you know, like I eat a lot of fiber.
I don't think I really strained that much when I'm
are you waterfalling? Did you waterfall? No? It wasn't from
waterfa I haven't had sex this one. I'm I'm just
kind of like a passionated Do you think it's the James?
I thought it might have been the jeans, as the
jeans were a little bit tighter, so I thought maybe
because I was wearing tighter jeans. What if it's a
(12:06):
friction blister just from the tight jeans. Friction blister? I
show them in concert list. They're awesome, up and coming
rock band. By the way, that bands a band that's
gonna pop seconds. I don't think lest he needs to
make a bath full of Epps and salt your butthole.
(12:28):
But won't that release everything out of my butt hole?
You don't you need that? Calumine? Calumine, that's that's for
if I have like mosquito bites on my ass? Right,
you try pepto bismal animal chicken pox? Is that you
making that? I'm not putting anything up there. It's bad enough.
I have to Oh it's Friday, right, traffic jams. He
(12:49):
needs to stay away from dairy man really looks like
you have my diet. Maybe that's the thing. Well, it's
it's Yeah, I'm scared to go to the bathroom. Just
think if you think you're gonna have a bad weekend
this weekend, just thinking Nate, he hasn't even worse weekend
ahead of him. Do you have a female doctor that
you're gonna go to see you on this? Like a
guy in a college is scary? Yeah, go by a squatty?
(13:12):
Would you? Would you allow? Would you allow? No? I
don't even like going down there myself. I mean I'm
not going to get invite anybody down there. Yeah, you
know what I've I've has every guy in this room
had an exam. Yes, no, I haven't yet. I'm not
forty yet on a scale not okay, Uh, it's not
(13:34):
I don't know if it's I think it's I don't
know if it's worse. Like as as I felt awkward
having a guy do it, but I think I would
be more awkward having a woman do it. Like I
feel guilt. I feel guilt, like I'm really sorry, Like
the guy wasn't sorry. I was just awkward. I wasn't
apologizing to him. And there's no warning. He's just like
put your elbows on the table, And I was like, yeah,
(13:56):
because it's routine for him. Right. But here's the thing.
I think I told the story once. Um when I
turned around, like, I didn't hear the gloves snap, when
the gloves come off. I didn't hear it, And there
was no garbage peel near him, So I think maybe
he didn't use gloves. Oh my god, like he may
want to be like one of these guys who like
he needs to feel everything, because I was way waiting
for the snap, but there was no snap and gloves
(14:18):
coming off. Which name it? Like, what do you think
it's name would be? Oh my god, I don't probably Elvis.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, I think Hermann,
Herman Roid, Herman Herman. By the way, if it's here
on Monday, I'm definitely gonna give it a name, as
(14:42):
a user of this kind of phone, name it, and
then it'd be Android Android Joe, feel Better, Don't Done
Pepto fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast present.
I'm never cold, but today I'm cold. It's freezing in here.
Guys usually don't get cold. Yeah, then we have a
higher tolerance a layer of fat, and we eat more
(00:26):
red meat, and we don't shave our hair off our body.
There's there's some like great team and we usually have
we have larger, a larger frame. Yeah, that's the lay
or fat. He was not hunting and and uh, you know,
is that really why it's like that? Well, it's also
sixty five degrees in here and outside here in New York.
It's probably about I'm no joke. I'm actually gonna hold
(00:49):
on putting my taking my headphones off, putting on my
coat because I can't take it. Do you have hard nips? Yeah?
They are actually God actually just oh my god, just
left one, not hard one. It looks like you're tuning
your own rating. Scary with hard nips is like a
gum drop laying on top of ice cream. Like you
got a lot of softness around that little hard nip. There.
(01:13):
My coat, it's my coat, This is my this is
I have a coat for for like every season and
every in between season, in between season right now? Do
you guys have coats for different seasons? Yeah? I got
a coat for hot when I don't wear a coat,
and I have a season, I have a coat for
when it's cold. You have one coat? One I have
to maybe is that a g star? It's a star? Yeah,
(01:35):
I have more kids than coats. I just realized that
you really only have one coat to have, like a
medium and a heave choice. How many coats do I need?
It's like shoes. You want to do you have a
coat to match every outfit? I have a coat keeps
me warm. I don't. Kathleen just joined us. So, Kathleen,
are you the type of person that always gets called
no matter what? Yes? Absolutely? Okay, More importantly, how many
(01:55):
coats do you own, like right now? Like seasonable? I
probably eight to ten coats? What what's the average coat? Wait?
What do you think Bertie has? How many coats do
you think Bertie has one? Yes? What do I need
another coat for? Because you need a spring jacket? Yeah? Yeah,
I said, I have like a spring lightweight thing and
I have a coat. Then you need your active wear
(02:18):
winter coat. You know what I buy like a ski
jacket that looks active and that's my winter coat. What
do you go to a winter wedding? Then I leave
the coat in the car and I valley parked the
car and I go in with no coat. So what
about Elvis's Christmas party coming up? What kind of coat
with this? I probably have like a medium weight, decent jacket.
I'll wear over whatever. But I don't. I don't have
(02:40):
like I don't have multiple winter coat. Guys have problems
when it comes to getting dressed up in suits in
the winter, and that is look like idiots. Were like
idiots because we put a coat on and you have
a suit on underneath. And the problem you have problem
with overcoats for men like a long No, like a
long like an overcoat? How does a second part of
(03:00):
the This is what my father used to wear. It's
a little bit larger because you have to fit a suit.
That's the look. The problem is if you're under six
ft tall, it looks like you're wearing your dad's coat
because they come down long. They're like too long, so
you're either kicking them or it looks like you're wearing
like a smock. It's too big. They don't make them
for people in five I can run out of my
(03:23):
house real quick. Yeah, yeah, Nate's outside. If Nate comes
in here, he'll have a coat for every single god
damn cation he even has. He'll have a peak coat.
He's got a murdering coat. He doesn't. He's got a
trench coat to expose himself. You know. The trick is
is that when you buy an overcoat, depending on what
(03:44):
more than a dozen okay, you get a tailored to
your height. We're talking about two things we need your
input on. We all have theories about what your answer
is gonna be. Number one two part question, how many
winter coats do you have? Number number two? What do
you wear over a suit? Do you have an overcoat
to wear over suit? A top coat? I have several
top coats. I love winter coats. I love winter coats. Kathleen,
(04:04):
you'll love this new one. I just got camel. Camel.
Don't think there's nothing sharper than I wore it last
I wore it last weekend. My girlfriend could not stop
staring at me. But I love winter coats and over suits.
You have to wear a top coat. You can't wear
how tall you ate? I said, your coat? I can't.
(04:25):
It looks like I'm wearing my dad's cone. You know,
it looks like I looked like Tom Hanks in Big
when he's shrunk down and he's wearing like adult clothes.
I can't. They don't make top coats in my size.
I will go exactly and then the pockets are never
in the right they're not the right length. Down. You
have to go. You have to go shopping at a
place where they sell these things. Here's the here's the
(04:46):
problem where when you're not built like Nate, you can't
get clothing because if you, let's say, you need a
dress shirt and you need a bigger neck, they assume
you're taller and bigger, so you get a bigger neck.
But then the pocket is down, it's down by a
belly button and it's a long shirt. I get probably
half of my stuff tailor. Yeah, how many kids I
(05:08):
have to talk about the tailoring? How many how many
winter coach do you have? Five? Seven? Yeah? Like I said,
already called the whole thing that the thing is this,
I didn't listen, and I want to say this. I
had never in my life I thought that it would
(05:30):
make any freaking difference in the world if I had
a suit tailored to me when it comes to suits,
I had no clue. I'm like, get out of here.
That's a bunch of crap, and wasted my time getting
measured in eighteen places. No I was. I used to
have stuff that used to hang off of me, and
we used to It was like kind of like I
used graed off the rack. Yeah, straight off of a rack,
that's what he's talking. That's because mannequins don't look like.
(05:52):
One day, somebody bought me a suit for Christmas and
it was a tailored a tailoring for a suit, and
I'm like, I'm not you gonna go in. I'm gonna
redeem this voucher for tailoring. I went in. The guy
took twenty minutes with me, and he says and all
the while as he's measuring me's like, trust me, everyone
is gonna notice that the next party you go to
and I'm like, get the hell out of here. Guys
were freaking suit tie. Nobody's nobody comments maybe on a tie,
(06:15):
they don't comment on your suit and whatever. Well, I
took that tailored suit and I wore it to the
next wedding I went to. Everybody in the room was
like that's a great suit. You look amazing. And I
swear to God, up until that point, I'm coming back
to only about a year and a half, I had
no clue up until that point that it really gave.
That it really matters. Telling you a hundred dollars in tailoring, hemming,
(06:37):
pulling your pants and alow, taking the sides and on
a jacket makes a can make a hundred dollar suit
look like a thousand dollars. Let's go around the room
for the men in the room. Scary, how many suits
do you want? Four? Hold on, hold on, Garrett six,
Brody Brodie to Nate. I just I just bought it
(07:00):
tuxedo yesterday. You needed different way you need a summer suit?
How many tuxedo? Only one? Only one? However, Yeah, I
I really had been needing one for such a long
time because they're just coming to different occasions where I
need a tuxedo. But yeah, I love having suits. I've
got three summer suits. I've got a sear sucker which
I've never had a chance to wear, thank you. Um yeah,
(07:22):
I've got three piece suits. I love suits. I don't
have any double breasted anymore because they kind of went
out of Vogue for a while, and nobody really buttons
their suits, and and I taught scary they always sometimes
never rule, but sometimes never always sometimes a three button suit,
which a three button suit, and not really need fashion anymore.
But the middle ones always the tops sometimes and the
(07:44):
bottom you never button when somebody buttons up their suit.
The whole way, I used the same rule. I always
should wear a suit to some events. I sometimes don't
go because I don't have a suit, and I always
regret going because I'm never dressed. Right, that's my I'm
gonna tell you we should get a tailor in here,
because you will love wearing a suit if you feel good.
I feel so great when I'm wearing. If you're listening
(08:05):
to the podcast and you're someone who tailor suits, and
you would love to to make a suit for me,
that I will social media all about feel free not
even make your suits. Like bringing a suit and they
will tailor it. Tomate's point, you could spend fifty nine
dollars on the suit you get a tailored. To spend
that extra money, it will look like a thousand dollars
and you'll feel more cocky than you are now. It's
(08:25):
just easier not to go to things where I need
to suit You need to do this before Elvis's party
so you can debut your tailors. I'm not gonna have
every other year. It's times like this. I feel like
I wish I was a woman. We get everything tailored. Everything,
do you really? Danielle and I had the same tailor.
And because Danielle and I are very short, we're only
(08:47):
five to everything needs to be tailored. Wow. Even some
of my stuff that like I get from Forever twenty one,
like cheapy stuff, I get tailored. Why did they just
discovery this like a year ago? But even shirts like
your shirts that you wear, you wear a button down shirts.
What I'll do is I'll take them and I'll buy
him for fifty bucks or whatever. And then they're bagging
the back. What they good they can do is they
dart the back, so they just suck all the excess
(09:10):
fabric in r What happens when, well, then you got
a shirt. You know, Ronnie's girlfriends just got him a
gift certificate to a place near our office where he
got he got a tailored shirt. They took his measurements
and made the shirt to fit his body against So
I got one in two thousand fourteen for my birthday,
and the voucher is still sitting on um, you know,
(09:31):
on my counter. I have not taken take it. You
should do it. What are you waiting for? I don't
know what I'm waiting for. I'm also curious about Nate's hemorrhoids. No,
I's been thinking about you, right, you know. Oddly enough,
this is really too much information. They're not that it's
it because there's one. It's not that painful. Him a
(09:51):
roid doesn't really itch, but it's I thought I thought
it was a tum I'm not even kidding. Like, you know,
when you're washing yourself and I don't know how invasive
you guys get when you're washing your backside, And I'm like,
what the fun is that? What is that? Lufa? No?
I uh, I use one of those, not lufa. Would
(10:12):
you call them the shower sponge not a sham? Wow,
it's the ball the gelballer. Yeah yeah, And I was
getting back in there. I'm like what everybody on social
media said, there's this thing called tucks. It's like pads.
It's like witch hazel pads called what the old people?
(10:33):
You talk to them somewhere. Now, I I've used trust me,
they make three different kinds of preparation. H I'm on
like Z right now. I'm like, I've tried every formula.
So when Nate was talking to Dr Oz about his hemorrhoid,
started googling hemorrhoid songs on YouTube. Do you want a
good left today? There's a thousand songs just of guys
(10:58):
either singing about hemorrhoids or hemorroid or cartoons about hemorrhoid song.
So if you want a good giggle, look up hemorrhoid
song on YouTube. Yeah, it's a cartoon. And I'm telling you,
(11:24):
unless you have there's just no joke. Like I know
you guys are making fun of it because I don't
ever want that. What is it? What does it look like?
It looks like bubble gums stuck on my ass? I
don't know what to tell you. Think. Hemorrhoids are sometimes
caused by um like buck clenching or a lot of pressure,
like pregnant women get them when they push out of baby,
they get they get hemorrhoids from the So what have
you been doing with your butt's been clenching so much
(11:45):
that you know, like I eat a lot of fiber.
I don't think I really strained that much when I'm
are you waterfalling? Did you waterfall? No? It wasn't from
waterfa I haven't had sex this one. I'm I'm just
kind of like a passionated Do you think it's the James?
I thought it might have been the jeans, as the
jeans were a little bit tighter, so I thought maybe
because I was wearing tighter jeans. What if it's a
(12:06):
friction blister just from the tight jeans. Friction blister? I
show them in concert list. They're awesome, up and coming
rock band. By the way, that bands a band that's
gonna pop seconds. I don't think lest he needs to
make a bath full of Epps and salt your butthole.
(12:28):
But won't that release everything out of my butt hole?
You don't you need that? Calumine? Calumine, that's that's for
if I have like mosquito bites on my ass? Right,
you try pepto bismal animal chicken pox? Is that you
making that? I'm not putting anything up there. It's bad enough.
I have to Oh it's Friday, right, traffic jams. He
(12:49):
needs to stay away from dairy man really looks like
you have my diet. Maybe that's the thing. Well, it's
it's Yeah, I'm scared to go to the bathroom. Just
think if you think you're gonna have a bad weekend
this weekend, just thinking Nate, he hasn't even worse weekend
ahead of him. Do you have a female doctor that
you're gonna go to see you on this? Like a
guy in a college is scary? Yeah, go by a squatty?
(13:12):
Would you? Would you allow? Would you allow? No? I
don't even like going down there myself. I mean I'm
not going to get invite anybody down there. Yeah, you
know what I've I've has every guy in this room
had an exam. Yes, no, I haven't yet. I'm not
forty yet on a scale not okay, Uh, it's not
(13:34):
I don't know if it's I think it's I don't
know if it's worse. Like as as I felt awkward
having a guy do it, but I think I would
be more awkward having a woman do it. Like I
feel guilt. I feel guilt, like I'm really sorry, Like
the guy wasn't sorry. I was just awkward. I wasn't
apologizing to him. And there's no warning. He's just like
put your elbows on the table, And I was like, yeah,
(13:56):
because it's routine for him. Right. But here's the thing.
I think I told the story once. Um when I
turned around, like, I didn't hear the gloves snap, when
the gloves come off. I didn't hear it, And there
was no garbage peel near him, So I think maybe
he didn't use gloves. Oh my god, like he may
want to be like one of these guys who like
he needs to feel everything, because I was way waiting
for the snap, but there was no snap and gloves
(14:18):
coming off. Which name it? Like, what do you think
it's name would be? Oh my god, I don't probably Elvis.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, I think Hermann,
Herman Roid, Herman Herman. By the way, if it's here
on Monday, I'm definitely gonna give it a name, as
(14:42):
a user of this kind of phone, name it, and
then it'd be Android Android Joe, feel Better, Don't Done
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