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All right, so we haven't done this in a while,
and all dudes, fifteen minute morning show podcast. Sausage. It's
a sausage party. I'm your your friend sausage, Elvis sausage
scar Ese. Here, I'm like a meat ball. And there's
what kind of meat are you? Brody? I'm a kosher
sausage with the tip. Cliff, what kind of meat are you?
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Garrett a New York strip? Okay, what about you, great tea?
What kind of meat are you? I would like to
be a bragel? A bragel? Yes, what about you? Nate?
Probably chicken? Is that a meat? Does that count? Chicken?
Could be meat? It's fine. Couldn't it about Mortadella? Because
he kills people? What good doubt? I don't know. I
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was skirt, I think to them a brisket. All right,
it's just us, just the guys. So let's talk about
something girly. Let's be all guys talking about something girly.
I have one for you, even though we're men, manly men,
what do we fangirl over? I bring this up for
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a reason. Yesterday straight Nate and I went to the
Taylor Swift pop up experience fabulous thanks to our friends
at A T and T. It's an interactive experience where
you can learn more about her new album. You can
take pictures with with mannequins wearing her outfits that she
wore in the videos. You can sit on the throne
that she was sitting on in a video. You can.
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I mean, it was pretty cool. It was very cool.
It was an experience they had. It was part store,
part museum, and part theme park ride. Really well, he
sort of. It was very interactive, but it was all
about Taylor Swift and we were the only two guys
there that everyone else there were. They were teenage girls,
girls that ditch to exactly jealous. Well why are you jealous, Brody? Well,
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because you asked about what we fand girl about that
seems out of the norm for us. I'm a Taylor Swifty,
I'm a fan. Girl. Didn't know that I sink fifteen
and twenty two and I'm neither of those because your
daughters were into them. Yeah, so I took my daughters.
I have three daughters, as many of you know, and
I've taken them to the last three or four Taylor
Swift tours and we say a jingle Ball, and I
think I enjoyed the concerts as much, if not more
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than they do because and I know why this is
her manager is uh affiliated with one of my favorite
rock bands, and so the concerts she puts on our
rock band style concerts, costume changes, she flies around the arena.
It's like a heavy metal show. But it's Taylor Swift.
So you love Taylor Swift, love her, so you fan
girl over Taylor's I love that she's a role model
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for my kids, but I love that she rocks. I
love that she the balance. I just love all of it.
I love that. And so I'm tapping my toes and
singing along. And everybody at the concerts like, Hey, look
at that guys singing along? What about you, Garrett, Well,
it's unhealthy. But justin Member Lake, he's, uh, I agree
with you. I mean from the from the day that
I saw him crossing the street after he he I
was going home and I was in my car and
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he was crossing the intersection and I yelled out my window, hey,
justin just to see if he would hear me. He
had your buds in obviously, and so he walked by.
I knew he was here in New York last night,
listening to some new music. I'm trying to find a
way to get to the super Bowl just to see
Justin Timberlake. I don't care about the super Bowl. I
care about Justin Timberlake at halftime. But you fan girling
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over Justin Timberlake and Brodie, you fan girling over Taylor Swift?
Are you apologetic at all? Never? Nothing to be ashamed?
Great tea. Okay, who do you fan girl over? You
can admit it to us. I do find Lebron James
very cool. That's not that's not really a fan girl.
It has to be okay McGregor. That doesn't qualify the
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fan girl. The fan girl, it's not about who's hot.
The fan girl experiences that you are fans of someone
who typically bringing fans that are teenage girls. Oh he's
a fan girl of this is us. I am a
fan girl of this is That's a TV show. That's
not a that's not a teenage girl thing. No, I'll
give you one. Okay, think about it, Okay, think think
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about it. Yes, yes, straight name. It's awkward because he's
gonna be coming back in here. Charlie Pooth, I can't
I can't get over the fact how talented this kid is, right,
I mean he the songs he's got out right now?
Yeah amazing? How can you relate who? But no, he's
got this this video for how long? Right, that new
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song of his and he's wearing this badass suit and
shiny shoes and dancing around downtown l A. Like, this
kid is pretty pretty awesome. I love to hang out,
can you guys see how much? So? Back in a
few months ago when you bought Charlie Pooth Brussels sprouts
just to make like he's him because he was he
he doesn't like Brussell sprouts? Is that the equivalent of
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like pulling his hair and the flowers at night? You're like,
I'm a stalker, I'm a Charlie? What Gary is talking about?
We found out that Charlie Pooth he gets physically ill
if he gets near if he's near Brussels pross and
you ordered them for him just kind of to flirt
with it. So did the backstory this There was a
listener learning that scary and I went to and I
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think you were there too, Elvis and Charlie Pooth had
said he doesn't like Brussels sprouts so scary, and I'm like, well,
let's get him Brussels sprouts. And we put these Brussels
sprouts in front of him and he dry heaves at
the table. He ran outside. So I felt bad because
you know, I got a crush on the guy. So
that night he was performing somewhere in the city, so
I sent him flowers. That's the ultimate that's the ultimate
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fan girl experience. So I get a little nervous, and
we were trying to get him in here, and I
keep emailing, but it seems awkward emailing where I'm really like, hey,
when's Charlie coming in for the show. But I can't
do that. I can't send tal Us with flowers, you can't.
She won't get them. I mean. Another backstory with Nate
and Charlie Pooth was that same day after he got
Charlie poop sick from Brussels sprouts, Nay called me up
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and goes, hey, are you buy a liquor store by chance?
Because Charlie Pooth like rock you wanted to lick him
up and buy him for alright, scary who who uh?
It was? It was always Britney Spears and it still
is to this day, in fact, so much so that
I had to make sure that I bought the ultimate
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fan experience. I wanted to see her and meet her backstage,
went to Vegas to see the tour, took pictures with
all of her, all of her uniforms from all of
her videos, every outfit she ever wore. I've got the
entire collection, and I gotta say just I get, I get.
I get crazy just thinking about it, because she is
to me. She's paralleled her music career with my radio career,
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and I just love it. And she keeps bringing out
new music all the time. And I swear to god,
I will. I bought the shirt, the you Better work
Bitch shirt when I was there. I paid top dollar
for it. I will you want to wear it tomorrow?
Do you think Britney spears fangirls over you set? No?
Hell no, she doesn't even know who the hell I am.
I don't know, but you know, I think that's the
thing to great. Who do you fan girl think? I
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don't know. Maybe like maybe you don't Okay, maybe you
don't fand girl over anyway. I I mean I fank
a girl over other things like um, like I just bumped.
I just met this guy, Steve Weatherford over the weekend.
You know, he's an ex punter for the Jets and Giants.
He's ripped and he looks hot. That's not what we're
not talking about people who are hot. We're talking about
you being Okay, you're a grown man. But there's someone
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you're a fan of that typically only young girls are
fans of. Well, the girls that my that my kids
like is like this woman on YouTube, Miranda Sings. You
know you don't like her? Was great? My god, you're
the biggest fan girl in Yeah, so she's coold. She's like,
you know, I like she sing. You're obviously not a
fan girl. Dam I am if Iran walked in. If
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you're a fan girl, you would know her music, don't
I know his it's My Little Pony. Well, I mean
that's what I guess, my Little Pony. But I mean
it's a movie. It was fun. I like My Little Pony.
I think it's fair to admit that you you don't
really fan girl over anything. There's nothing no I'm trying
to really think. I can't. Well, what about you, Elvis,
you haven't given swift. I've becoming devado oh, Demi Levado.
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Every time you say her name, he gets like that.
I I I hold my heart, look at this. I
love everything Demi Levado. I'm just faithful to her. I'm
her number one fan. Anytime here's some here's some inside information.
Anytime something comes up in the company for Demi Levado,
whether it's hosting an album release or a party for her,
Elvis is the first person they asked because they know
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he is such a fan girl. Okay, well back to
Justin timber Like I feel the same about Justin Timberlake.
I'm a massive fan of Justin Timberlake. And last night
I Heart Radio they had a big party, like a
music release party with Justin Timberlake. Everyone was invited, all
the assholes that run this company, Tom Pulman, Nate Mark.
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By the way, I just found out about this too,
you know, and the you know what, we're the ones
who are on the front lines to the music. But
you know, all the executives got invited. Yeah, they should
have invited us. We're the true fan girls of Justin Timberlake.
I saw the same pictures as I was scrolling through
Instagram on the toilet this morning. Current table Chicken jazz.
If that's a place, that's where they were. Why were
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we invited? I don't know. But new music from Justin
Timberlake is coming. Now I'm calling Tom Pulman, the president
of Everything, the president of I Heart Radio, Justin Timberlake.
There's a picture of Martin Medina with Justin Timberlake. We
should have been invited. I fan girl. They go to
Saturn out Live quite often as well. And you know
we don't get invited. But I watched me get like,
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I'll get voicemail because they'll see it's me. Can't come
to the front. Now I'm hanging out with ye. Let
me call his office. You didn't get the FU button though.
We've got all day to call these numbers, so yeah,
it's time to call him. Can be completed. Oh you
know what? These are people who run our company. They
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don't even answer their phone when we try to. I'm
sure you would pick up for Justin Timberlake right now.
I don't think I fan girl over like people. I
think a fan girl over items like things. Okay, okay, okay,
what give us an example like land Rover trucks. I
think the land Rover that's not fan girl. Teenage. Teenage
girls are not into land rover truck. What does a
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teenage girl like you fan girl over the same things
as a teenage girl they like, you know crap, I
don't know. Those aren't teenage girls? Are living year old
girls like alright, okay, so you're not a fan girl,
and we've made it very clear. I like your shoes,
your style, Like the sweatshirt you're wearing. I want a
fan girl over the sweatshirt you're wearing. Whose is this?
I don't he gives to If this fits you, you
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can have it. No, because you're going your slender I'm
not I'm too junkie. Alright, So the question is if
you're if you're a woman listening, if you're a woman
or anyone who's a friend of a guy, who's who
actually fan girl someone, you should appreciate them and say, look,
there's nothing wrong with you admitting you like this artist
or whoever that you typically wouldn't like it in your
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age group. Like Stubbs Steak Sauce. You know that's not
a fan girl. I don't know that any teenage girls like,
oh my god, stub there's another vetter than barbecue. Apparently,
apparently Tee thought you said list everything you like that
isn't related to the topic was supposed to be doing.
That's okay. I like old, like your white movies, like
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power Tools. You are very weird. And what we love
about Great Tea is he's very, very passionate about many things,
but none of them are things that teenage girls are
passionate about. But I bet you between now and tomorrow,
if you think about I think you're gonna come out
like it's something that your daughters are almost pants. I
love yoga paints, Okay, not for the same reason like
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milf porn. I don't know. I really want a fifteen
year old love stuff. There has to be one listening.
There has to be one listening to this. I just
don't know if they're as passionate about steaksauces hi Hi, Laurie,
Line five, Line five, Laurie, Yes, I like to smoke
a cigar ing whiskey on. I love cigars. I love
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cigars over Okay, Okay. I guess what's interesting about the
fact that you were not a fan, girl, and there
are many guys your age who don't fand girl, anything
that really proves that we are you know in our
own little group over here, the fan girl there's nothing
wrong with these fan girl moments, right, I don't think
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something not at all. Well, I will tell you that
we we were at a Taylor Swift concert one night.
We had to go backstage to do some business and
then we were gonna watch a few songs and hang
out and leave because I had something, something else to do.
On the second row was one guy who's probably in
his forties, and he was surrounded by nothing but kids.
And I was thinking, well, that's he's a cool dad.
Maybe he brought his his kids to the show. Whatever.
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Then I realized he wasn't. He was by himself. He
really loved Taylor Swift. It was so easy to assume
creepy things. Put at the same time, why isn't he
allowed just to enjoy the music and go If he
can find a taken on Segment or Third Road, do it.
And if people make fun of him, screw them, you know,
let him be a fan. Let me go alone, though
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I would have to find another fan girl. You can't
do anything alone. Yeah, no, but I know, But yeah,
I don't know if it would be better if I
brought somebody. Oh you know there there is, but he's
on a satellite radio station. Jack, No, there's a there's
a guy on a rock station. I like a fan
girl over him. I sometimes tweet him and stuff like that. Yeah. No,
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it is a teenage girl. Like all teenage girls like him,
and I don't think anybody you know he's pretty cool.
Do you understand the concept of what we're talking about.
I don't understand girl over things, you know, like like
I fan girl. I like watches, rose colored watches, rose gold,
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rose gold. Okay, you're onto something. There are teenage girls
do love rose gold, jewelry, rose gold, golf clubs, my
rose gold, I love that. I love that. Yeah. I
like a lot of feminine things. I mean you have
deodorate like secret leak. Okay, what do you like? What
you like that? We only have a few seconds to
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come up with something like I like my foot pumas
at home. I have a pumise like a Thomas my feet.
I do like that. Um. I like glue for sponges.
I like um. Yeah. I love razors and shaving. I
love good perfume obsession, perfume fan girl over there to
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wear it well for women and they driving nuts right,
I don't think we're really getting to this. Okay, do
some homework. What is something that teenage girls are into
that you actually are into as well? Fifteen minute morning
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