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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Fine, okay.
So when you go to let's say therapy or health
class in high school, they teach you different relaxation technique, right,
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Every once in a while you learn like tense up
all your muscles tensum tensum, and then relax them and
that's supposed to relieve stress. Does anybody here have a
stress relief mechanism that you go to that's like your
default stress relief mechanisms? What is it? I go into
my gym, which is my garage, and I we turned
into a little gym, and I shut the door, and
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I put my headphones on and I put on music
and it's usually fifth Harmony, and I just dance songs.
It's usually act Now there's a whole bunch of them,
and it's kind of like a there and I just
don't care. I just dance and I throw myself into it.
I have and I feel so much better afterwards. That's good.
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That's a healthy way to do it. To the top
of my lungs. All right. So it's a fifteen in
the morning show. I'm Bethany. It's the Left. I have
Scary Brody Garrett Danielle's here. Elvis is in the corner,
in the corner, nobody, Yeah, did something happen? Did you
did you turn on the headphones? By your headphones? What happened?
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Did you smell? Nate? He has awful, awful bo I
can sniff in his armpits all morning. Oh it's awful. Well,
earlier Jake walked in and said, what's that awful smell?
And we're like looking around in the trash can, thinking
we've thrown something out, and he forget, maybe he forgot
to put his No, No, here's what he says. It's
the shirt. Yeah, he said he got a new shirt
and he didn't wash it. No, that's what he told me.
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He was brand new. I went to an all boys
high school. That smells smells so familiar and a twelve
year old son bullet that is, I haven't showered maybe
in a day, day and a half. I'll tell you
I was down at Century one years ago and I
bought a new shirt and I took it home and
put it on, and I raked a body odor. So
someone had returned it. Swear to god, brand new shirt,
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you know me, I don't wash them. This is brand new.
You should always wash your shirt. No, this is this
you have an odor to it. No, but someone probably
didn't wear it around and then return it. Yeah. No, no,
we're saying no, no, no. If someone will bring him
back in, Oh no, it's I still smell it in
my nose. It's it's like a cross between onions and grapefruit.
He comes just act like nothing, nothing is going on,
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but like gingerly walk over and sniffing. But don't, don't
give it away here he is. My relaxation technique is
like I will try to take my uh, my thumb
and my pointer finger and pinch the webbing between my
other thumb and pointer finger. It's supposed to help you
stop crying. You supposed to be Do you have do
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you have like a pressure point on your on your body? Oh? No,
you know what I do. I scratched my head. Do
you I will scratch my head. Don't scratch it right now.
Don't lift your arm. I know I think I forgot
deodorant I have. Before you came in, I told Daniel
to like tiptoe over there and sniffy. Did you sniff him? Yea,
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it's really bad. Pretty Did you buy a shirt that
someone else had returned. I think maybe that's it. God,
damn it. Really that doesn't forget deodorant. I have deodorant
in my draw you will take Is that the first
time you're wearing that shirt? Well, it's the first time
I'm wearing the shirt. And then I think deodorant this morning?
I can with you. Well, I saw you earlier this morning, Nate,
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and you were kind of like checking to see if
it was you. You know how you get a whip
or something not bad new piper ye, deodorant, it's charcoal?
Do you want it? I'm not doing man. At this point,
I have to shower straight shower. Can I just underdom
in my apartment? Come over to my house. I'm going
to shower you Okay, So I gotta go buy a
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new shirt. I got a long day. Sorry, you don't
need a new shirt. Need to wash podcasting to do this,
I honestly would not go to a meeting until you
took care of that. We lost We lost Bethany, guys.
I guess you can walked out because she didn't have
to go, but she had to go. No, no, no,
we don't need that. I got the interns to it.
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Why Elvis got half in the room and half out
of the room. Do you not know if you want
to do this podcast or not? You're like walking around
like maybe I want to do it. I can't be
here with myself. Goodness, you have a long day ahead
of you. Still now what now we lost Elvis? Hey,
we have hand sanitizer. You want to rub it under
your pick? Would that word for the time being? But
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the shirts infected, that's weird. That's weird. To go shopping,
that's very Weirders microphone is holding its nose before. Damn it.
I knew it. I knew it, Elvis. Try to calver Foya.
He said, you bought a new shirt and probably somebody
had tried it on. It is a new shirt. I
haven't worn it yet, so I'm assuming maybe the body
odor from them is combating my body, or someone returned
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warming some super but maybe somebody like went to work
out in that shirt. Admit that you didn't use your deodorant.
Then you've been good. Here comes produce your yeah, goes
sniff Nates Pitts and tell us what do you think that,
s Nates Pitts. I'm smelling that it's not that swell
from over there already made a tweet at that stide
of the room. Musty apricot, cover yourself. At least last
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time you showered was this morning, because my body odor
start that quickly. Who did you see that smells like
it smells like you dinner? Did you guys see the
mosquito that went towards Nate? They just dropped Scars got
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that look on his face. You know those old cartoons
with a pie would be on the window cell and
there would be the hand. You're like floating towards lunchtime
in an elementary school cafeteria. You know it's bad when
Scary said that smells good. Honestly, think there's food on there.
I think that smells like a cab, smells like a
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chicken patty ever wore that before you? It smells like
they were like over a grill, like over Yeah, they
were like hanging out inside of a fried fried Daddy
or something. I gotta say, So, here's my plan. I'm
going to I gotta go shopping, buy a new shirt
because I'm not gonna be until like nine or ten tonight,
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and then I gotta go buy deodorant. I gotta buy
some sort of a white white, the baby white. Do
my arms, apply deodorant, put on clean shirt? All right,
that's the plants the plan I got for breeze. You
probably for breeze the shirt because now here's the thing
I have taken my If I forgot to, like, say,
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wash my son's jersey from something, I will try the
breeze thing and then put it in the dryer. Does
not work. I know what it smells like. It smells
like a hockey bag. It just smells like, Yeah. I
smelled early stages the other day at my house, I
walked downstairs into the laundry room and I'm like, what
the hell is that? Smell it? No, it smells like urine.
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I'm not even kidding. Do you know what it was?
My kids cleats. That's how disgusting cleat smells get. So
no matter what you do, you can't go to the
cleats have to stay outside of the house. I have
three daughters and a wife who wear ugs without socks,
and I can tell you now, by February, the house
is gonna be just smell smell, yeah, because you don't
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wear socks and the sweat goes into the material and
it sits in there. And then festers and its worse.
Corn chips is by mid December. By February, it's like
Nate's shirt. Thanks, guys, Can we talk about something else?
Who else smells? We can? Let you go early to go. Oh,
I'm gonna do that show even minutes left. I'm doing that.
He's got seven minutes to you. Guys, don't want this smell.
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Let's watch everyone drop as Remember the day that Elvis
said to me, scary. In all my years knowing you,
you never had under arm alarm, but today you do.
And it was because I was using that new deodorant.
Remember it was like an organic gar leak. I started
going because you know, deodorant is bad, the crap that
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you put in your body, but I don't want to
hear the thing is and when you are directly applying
it into your under your arms and right into your bloodstream,
it's all chemicals and deodorant is bad. So you need
alternative solutions. I switched to this organic deodorant, which had
like mint chips in it. It was like it was
some weird nature Did you eat your own? It was
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some weird organic deodorant? Did you lick it? But it failed?
No it fold. It failed on me. Okay, what's the
next line, Danielle, You gotta get itself to know. It's okay,
but scary. Don't like Tom's is one of those deodorants.
But to be honest, Tom's is pretty. Toms is good.
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I know they're good. But they also make shoes. Okay,
you know too well, No, that's different Toms, do you know?
H the shoes ms the shoes. So wait, so the
other thing, No, Tom's makes toothpaste and one of them
as an h The other thing is I know because
my son, you know, twelve years old. They say you're
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not supposed to use deodorant and anti perspirant until you're
like in like sixteen seventeen. They said, just try to
use the deodoran without the end of person. But let
me tell you something. Deodorant does not work anything. Anything
that says anti perspirant is bad for you. I swear
this is a known fact. Are you gonna start telling
me how I should need egg rolls? Like? I know,
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I don't be that guy. I don't want to be
that guy. I'm just telling you. So. I switched over
to this charcoal stuff and it's great. But but before
the same stuff you put on your face to get
blackheads off. It's called piper Way. You had three bagels
this morning, w A I piper Y dot com. Check
it out. Sponsored by the Way sponsor. They were on
they were on Shark Tank. They absolutely work and it
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freaking works. This stuff is amazing and it's it's a
charcoal based deodor. And I know you're gonna be like,
that's disgusting. It's charcoal, but it actually works. And this
was the solution after Elvis told me that I stank
like we cook a burger on your pits. The organic
stuff didn't work. Have a question, what if they find
out that charcoal is bad for you at a certain time. No,
it's all natural ingredients. There's no it's all nature stuff.
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I swear to guy guys and I'm wearing it right now.
And I never have any problems sniff pits. It's a
roll on. I've sniffed enough pits today. Did you think
coming into work like I would, I would be sniffing
people's armpits today. That's great. Tea's job, not mine. What
about Scotty B Scotty always smells good. Yeah, the guy
showers at least three times a day. He's actually a
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germophobe big time. He's the only guy that comes in
and the second he starts his shift, he windexes everything down.
You put How many showers do you do a day? Too?
We're talking about how sanitary you are. I'm not that sanitary.
Is just here this places? No, I don't. I'm very clean.
Nate smells today because he forgot what You didn't see him.
He was in your studio sniffing his arm. How do
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you forget to use deodoran? Don't you have a routine
every morning? Yeah? Some people maybe if in a hurry.
But Scary says he uses charcoal and it's better charcoal
deodorant cold piper Y his sponsor. Okay, you don't keep
mentioning every heard. I mean everything works, I mean whatever,
not everything you use. You're gonna laugh. I use Degree
for women. Oh that's good for you. Out of the
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clinical No, I don't. I don't use the clinical one.
But what happened was I've been using Degree Shower clean
for years, and a couple of years ago they decided
it smells like a woman. We're gonna change it to
Degree for women. But it's the same exact formula, but
it's it's it's for women. He's built like a man.
Smells like yeah, you know, I hear that every once
in a while, you have to change because doesn't it
stop working after a few year? Do you shave with
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a venus razor? Don't? It's just it's just packaging. You
know that, it's just packaging. Who cares? It's all the same.
You shave your packaging with venus. I only do that
in hotels, don't you. Guys? Well, I learned about marketing
and branding of products. It's all the same stuff. It's
just different color packaging. It's also scented differently. Well, see
like my my wife only the body wash she likes
is Dove for men. She uses the Dove men cares.
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That's the excuse for when you come home and you
go you smell like a guy. Used blacks and oranges
for guys, but meanwhiles the same product. Yeah, but the
colors of the packaging the right guard like all that
stuff that you know they make. They make an Irish
spring soap for men and it's all black packaging instead
of that green stuff Irish spring for men. It's green. No, no,
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Irish and even the boxes green. No, they have this
stuff out now. It's like it's like a male lot.
It's a different thing that Spring is men's soap. All
the commercials as men's all all beauty products could be unisex.
It's just the way that we the way that it's
it's marketed. The guy says, strong enough for a man,
but I like it too, Lucky Irish, I was Spring
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It's but I like it too. The girl, Yes, I
remember what a messed up smelly day this is. This
is pretty awful. I think Nates threw a soft here.
This wasn't what a smell could really throw us. I
I do like to use Summer's Eve. Oh my god. No,
the bottom mouthwash, it's just a brand. No, the body
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I don't use the douche the body washes in the shower.
I use it Summers. Who cares. There's nothing wrong with this.
It's not called vagina care. I mean it's do use
fds like. That's right. You're the victim of the marketing brody.
You've been brainwashed it. It's always scary to use tampons,
but yeah, I know they are for a bloody nose
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that has no applicator. Yeah, this is is that so
small because it doesn't have an applicator, it's that organic tampon. Yeah,
you want it because it's organic. I know, but this
is good to stop blooding. You're not careful, you could
get toxic shock syndrome, but not this. This is the
know How do you even describe what this is? B
O N certified organic tampons? How do you described organic?
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It looks like a bullet, it looks like a depository.
Those your bullet and it's tiny, and it's it's portable,
and it's supposed to be organic, and there's no applicators,
so that means you, well, as long as it's organic,
scary put it inside that no applicator means it hurts applicating.
I hope you cut to whales. You know what. I
have a story. I don't know if I should get
into it now, but I haven't you already mentioned Summersive.
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We're wrapping up. No, no, this is for another guy.
I'll come back to it. That's what she said the
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