November 2, 2017 • 14 mins
What is the craziest thing you've done to save your cell phone??
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast? Represents nothing wrong with just
Brody and I hanging out with you. I feel like
(00:21):
we're missing things, like, yeah, but she's a she's in court.
She's in court. What she didn't do anything? She's going
for duty telling everyone they're guilty. Wait, let's play a game.
So if Bethany was in court right now, why do
you think she was in court? Why? Yeah, like crazy theory,
why Bethany would be in court right now. I don't
(00:42):
know what she's suing her landlord, he's always got problems
with where she lives. Always, I think interfering on her
murder case because she's so into and she's into those
stories that she saw. I saw one happening on the
streets of New York City and became a detective and
just interfered with the case. She was witnessed to a crime,
and I could absolutely see her tailing somebody. Yeah, exactly,
(01:06):
nailing somebody, hailing, nailing the same thing, nailing in the
tailing fifteen minute morning show I've been running. My name
is Garrett, along with Danielle and Dave Brody. What is
your problem? Brody's making fun of me, He said, stupid.
I said, hold on, hold on, I said, I was
making fun of people. And then this is what I
don't understand. If you say, like, oh, you know, those
people are such idiots, you're not supposed to go, hey,
(01:28):
I do that. You keep it quiet. You don't say
I'm one of those idiots. So I was saying, I
was at Walmart yesterday, Walmart. I was at Walmart getting
getting getting my Halloween decorations for next year because they're
all like off right, and I noticed they're selling black
and orange storage bins. Black. Can't you just write Halloween
(01:52):
on the bin? Why do you need you have to
have Halloween called bins? Yes, because it's easier for me
when I put it in the storage that you know,
if I put it underneath the storage thing or in
my attic, I know. Okay, there's the orange and black
ben's that's the Halloween bins. For Christmas, I have green
and red because then I go in my attic and
I go the green and red bins mean Christmas death.
It's easier for me. All the bins come in blue. Sofonika,
(02:15):
I just already got blue bins. We have that figured
out you don't celebrate Christmas. Would you buy Christmas things
at the store if they're half off? Yeah, that's a
quandary for me as a Jewish. I'm Jewish, but they're
half off. I also don't get why people love the
Container Store. I get it's a it's a fabulous store
with containers, but people they have people go crazy overgoing
to the Daniel. Are you that excited to put things
(02:36):
in containers? I like the organization when it comes to
putting away my decorations because I just like to know
where everything is for next year. So they opened up
a container store near my house and as a shake
shack across the parking lot. So the shake shack had
like an hour weight. So I'm like, all right, let's
go over the container store. Just open kill some time.
There was a woman buying a large container and then
(02:58):
she was putting little containers in it. She wanted to
see if the big container was the right size to
hold all her small containers. She bought a container container.
You got a problem when you're buying a container container.
It's amazing to me how many things for organization the
container store has. But it's amazing. Have you noticed that
people who buy containers are the most unorganized people. They
(03:18):
have so much crapping he containers for By the way,
you ruined Destinel for me this coming weekend. Larry David's
hosting and all I hear now during the promos or
see is you? I don't. I don't see Larry David.
I don't hear Larry David. If you listen to the
Brooklyn Boys podcast. By the way, thank you very much
for those of you who do, because our numbers were
huge this month. We have a good month. Um. I
(03:39):
ranted last week. Um about the last week? I rant?
I have a rant every week. Did he steal in
my stick? So the first episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Um,
he was having a problem with the soap dispenser in
the shower and he was pumping it nothing. I couldn't
get the thing to pump. There's one of those fancy
bed bath and beyond show up dispensers, right, and he's
like pumping it and he had to break it in
half to get the soap out. Okay, the soap dispenser
(04:00):
in the bathroom out by our front desk by Anita,
same problem. In fact, I have a joke with her.
I said, Hey, Anita, if anyone asks where the worst
soap dispenser in the world is, it says, I know
it's in there. Right. If you remember when Scary took
me to my steak dinner, which he didn't pay for,
stows me a steak dinner, steak dinner, he walked in,
hold on, I put him in my storage containers. I
(04:22):
have a mental storage container that I got the mental
container store. Scary cut me off and ran to the
table and got the best seat. And I made it
a point on our podcast and on the Big Show
to point out that when you're taking someone to dinner,
they should have the best seat. They should get the
first choice. And I said, you do that with your girlfriend.
He says, yeah, I like to sit facing the door
to old mafia thing growing up in Brooklyn. Right, Okay,
(04:42):
so on curb your enthusiasm. Last week, Richard Lewis gets
to the restaurant a half hour early every time they're
gonna meet for lunch, so you can get the better seat.
I'm telling you, Larry David is now ripping me off.
So you think Larry David is listening, I think he's
listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast and following me on Twitter.
But even so I cannot watch s. And now the
promos just came out with Larry David Miley Cyrus on
(05:04):
an elevator and all I see is Brody and Miley Cyrus. Okay,
don't see Larry David anymore. You ruin Larry David. Larry
David ripped me off again in the promo he and
Miley Cyrus you can't get on the elevator and he says, no, no,
I'm getting him own elevator, and she's what are you doing?
He goes, like my own elevator. I like my own elevator.
I will wait. I let other people go so I
can get that. You ever said that before where he
(05:25):
would have ripped you off? Or was that in your head?
And you think, I think it's in my head, your head?
I think you know what. I think. I think he's
part of the same aura and he senses it. I
think the areas are tied together. Well, either that or
just crotchety jew we got that going for us. And
by the way, I am one, so don't tweet me
that I have offensive I'm a crotch. Oh my gosh.
(05:47):
But I'm crotching in a fun way. I'm lovable. He's
not see I don't like Larry David. I don't find
you like me. I like you, but I don't find
Larry David like I won't watch us because watch but Daniel.
Watch SNL this weekend, But just for the sweaking, for
this experiment, you will not see Timberlake is on it.
I will watch, but you will not see Larry. I'm
telling you will not see Larry David anymore. You'll see David.
(06:08):
And here's another thing. Bernie Sanders is in New York
this week. He was riding the subways on Monday, and
then he did um. I think he did Seth Myers
in one of the shows. So what do you think
he's gonna be honest, I think maybe he's on I
think Larry DAVIDI do like a thing with him again. Hey,
how far have you gone to save your cell phone? Daniel?
What do you mean, like like if you were to
(06:30):
like if you lost your cell phone or like it
it's somewhere, you know, in a weird place, Like what's
the craziest thing you've done to kind of I fished
it out of the toilet so you dropped it in
the toilet and you decided I need to get this
out of the of course you have to say, And
I put it in rice And actually it was okay
for your post use. No, no, no, it was clean.
But even if it wasn't a clean toilet. I think
(06:51):
I would go there anyway. Still, I get that, because
I mean, you can't leave the cell phone in there
all day. Um, I had to get my wife's fly
out of the toilet because women dropped their phones in
the toilet more than men do. I know why that is,
but that's for a different podcasts. I did ride a
train an hour and a half. There's nothing block in
it and just dropped. Well, they keep them in their
back pocket, and then don't we keep it in the
(07:12):
front pocket usually so that it falls forward. It falls
into my underwear when you sit down. Mine just happened.
So you know how you walk to your car and
you cross over sixth Avenue and you go from rat
Park over by the pharmacy, so and there's that crosswalk.
I was walking through that crosswalk to the other side
to to go to my car to get something, and
(07:34):
my phone fell out of my pocket. I only realized
when I got to the other side of the sidewalk.
So what do I do? Idiotically? I go back into
the crosswalk as a bus of tourists are coming up
my direction, and the only superpowers I could think of
is to put my hand up to say, stole, superhand, superhand.
(07:54):
What happened the bus stock? Obviously the phone was out,
and I kind of timed it out after the fact.
The phone would have been all right because the bus
would have been right in the middle. Uh, and the
phone would be right and not have been No, I
would have been very flattened. But I just really after
the fact, I go I almost got run over by
a bus to save my phone. Now, did you think
about kicking it across the streets or be out of
(08:16):
the bus's way? No, because it was face up and
if I kicked it there would have been more damage
to it. Look a little chip on my case right
over there. When did this happen? Just you almost didn't
make it to this podcast? No, you guys would have
been sitting here and going what the hell is wrong
with Garrett? He said five minutes. You would be back
there like, hey, don't ride Garrett out, don't rum under
the bus. You are so lucky that they did. How
(08:41):
close did it get to you? What the bus? Yeah,
I would say about five feet and like it wasn't
like one of those things where my nose was touching
the bus. You. I put my hand up like like
I'm going to stop this bus with my superpowers. He
did stop obviously because he saw me. But when you're here,
and thank god he wasn't texting. Yeah, I I guy
would have thought phone first, Yeah, I would. Yeah, that's what.
(09:03):
I didn't even think about my safety at that point.
I would not at that point. At the same point,
like if if if your phone fell into toilet after
you used it, you said you would go right in.
You wouldn't think about I don't know if I should
go into the toilet there was a poopy toilet. If
it was it was my poop, then I would do it.
If they're handed a glove on you, no, go right in.
Probably you would have to get it right away. There's
(09:24):
no right Like the other day, I was getting my
pedicure and it fell in the pedicure you know pool
thing right away. I grabbed it so fast and it
was fine. I put it in the rice and it
into the pedicure thing on it and answering, So you're
texting done? And I went right in and used this thing.
(09:44):
Everybody went. Does everybody understand is your phone resistance? It
is not. But the most amazing thing happened. It was fine,
and it was it went into I put it in
Rice just to be sure, and nothing happened to it.
He's here, Scotty. We're talking about the weird stuff you
would do to save your cell phone. Have you ever
anything ever happened to you? Like I almost got run
(10:05):
over by a bus. Danielle put her hand in poop
water to go get it. I did not say it
was poop water makes the story more fun. The only
thing that I remember happening is my phone fell through
my legs into the toilet and I grabbed the toilet again.
What was it doing? Between were watching porn. It's the
same thing that happened to the same thing happened to
me with a dollar coin a couple of weeks ago. Oh,
(10:27):
I know you went in for that. You went into
the Toiletlet you have a video. You have to First
of all, it was it was the half of me.
Listen to me, half of me did not want to
claude the pipes. You can't flush a dollar coin because
then I have to call a plumber. It's gonna be
a lot more than a dollar. That's that's that's the
thing you tell everyone. So it's like, oh, that makes sense,
(10:48):
but in reality, we know why you went into the
other half of me was like, I'm not flushing a
dollar and you know, okay, hold on, no, that's bigger.
That'll really understand. I'm saying, okay, quarter went off out
your quarter either penny maybe ye, So don't say it's
about the so. So I put on a rubber glove.
I went in and I got it. Wren't you already
(11:08):
wearing a rubber glove, dude? And then I rushed right
away and I put it in the self checkout land
of the supermarket. I just wanted to get rid of it,
you know. I didn't want to keep it in my house.
Danielle said she would if her phone fell into poop,
she would go right in right away, no thoughts. Just
if it was my poop it was someone else's poop,
(11:28):
I would question it. Well, you got to do it
really fast, because yeah, decision is right. Test the limits
of Danielle's mom nous it was your your son's poop, yeah,
because my poop is my poop. Your husband's poop, yeah,
your mother in love's poop was beautiful, beautiful. So it
(11:51):
seems like the toilet is the is the way that
I've gone in the trash before the dumpster of Wendy's,
because I put it on. It was on the tray,
and I put the tray in the trash and then
I left and and then once I got home. Only
then did I realized my phone was gone. I went
through the garbage in a fest food place for my
daughter's phone. Once I went through the two garbage pails
(12:12):
because we got to the car, She's like, I can't
find my phone. I think I was on the tray
and threw it out. I said, which garbage pail. There
were two next to each other. I don't remember. So
I went through both garbage pails and then she says, oh,
it was in my purse. Such a good dad. You
see the other one. What's the weirdest thing you've searched
(12:33):
for on YouTube? On YouTube? Like m HM, because the
story just came out that the CIA released all of
like bin Laden's like searches on online from his computer.
Aside from the the obvious things, he watched Charlie bit
my Finger. Remember the YouTube video where the little ki
my finger. I cannot see Bin Laden sitting behind the
(12:53):
computer watching Charlie bit my Finger. Now that he actually
searched for it, Like, yeah, it shows the YouTube Charlie
bit my Finger show to the r L and everything.
Maybe he was watching and he was like, what you
may like on the side to click that no suggested videos. Yeah,
he likes to watch the kids coming out of the
dentist office want to crack up. I just found it weird,
(13:15):
like one of those like I don't see a guy
like that watching Charlie bit my finger. Yeah. Maybe that's
why he hated America. Maybe he thought he was getting
his finger bitten off and so he was like, oh,
this is a video for me. That's not what I wanted.
Maybe they'll do a documentary the softer side there there isn't.
But I mean, that's one of those weird things. I'm like,
(13:36):
I don't I just don't see a guy like that
watching videos like that. What time is it? You got?
You got sixty seconds? You could fill the void with
six sixty seconds learned that you would go after your
phone for for any fecal manner, not for any fecal matter.
Family adding to the story, and that's like scary. Scary says,
if a hot girl PE's in the pool, he's fine
(13:57):
with it. But if a girl isn't attractive, P's in
the pool. You got video the co he's got his
glove on, to put her glove on, and they're poping there.
It's good. Well why did you film that? I want
to approve to everybody that I actually want to do it.
I think you need to get your poop check. By
the way, at Z Scottie B you can ask him
(14:19):
to send you the video on Twitter. I honestly think
you need to get your check. That fact that you
put a glove on, You put a glove on, and
then wait the one you want to see it. This
is who we work with, ladies. That good thing. He's attractive.
I'm gonna vomit. I'm gonna get a container and then
vomit into the container. Green The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
All right, here we go. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast? Represents nothing wrong with just
Brody and I hanging out with you. I feel like
(00:21):
we're missing things, like, yeah, but she's a she's in court.
She's in court. What she didn't do anything? She's going
for duty telling everyone they're guilty. Wait, let's play a game.
So if Bethany was in court right now, why do
you think she was in court? Why? Yeah, like crazy theory,
why Bethany would be in court right now. I don't
(00:42):
know what she's suing her landlord, he's always got problems
with where she lives. Always, I think interfering on her
murder case because she's so into and she's into those
stories that she saw. I saw one happening on the
streets of New York City and became a detective and
just interfered with the case. She was witnessed to a crime,
and I could absolutely see her tailing somebody. Yeah, exactly,
(01:06):
nailing somebody, hailing, nailing the same thing, nailing in the
tailing fifteen minute morning show I've been running. My name
is Garrett, along with Danielle and Dave Brody. What is
your problem? Brody's making fun of me, He said, stupid.
I said, hold on, hold on, I said, I was
making fun of people. And then this is what I
don't understand. If you say, like, oh, you know, those
people are such idiots, you're not supposed to go, hey,
(01:28):
I do that. You keep it quiet. You don't say
I'm one of those idiots. So I was saying, I
was at Walmart yesterday, Walmart. I was at Walmart getting
getting getting my Halloween decorations for next year because they're
all like off right, and I noticed they're selling black
and orange storage bins. Black. Can't you just write Halloween
(01:52):
on the bin? Why do you need you have to
have Halloween called bins? Yes, because it's easier for me
when I put it in the storage that you know,
if I put it underneath the storage thing or in
my attic, I know. Okay, there's the orange and black
ben's that's the Halloween bins. For Christmas, I have green
and red because then I go in my attic and
I go the green and red bins mean Christmas death.
It's easier for me. All the bins come in blue. Sofonika,
(02:15):
I just already got blue bins. We have that figured
out you don't celebrate Christmas. Would you buy Christmas things
at the store if they're half off? Yeah, that's a
quandary for me as a Jewish. I'm Jewish, but they're
half off. I also don't get why people love the
Container Store. I get it's a it's a fabulous store
with containers, but people they have people go crazy overgoing
to the Daniel. Are you that excited to put things
(02:36):
in containers? I like the organization when it comes to
putting away my decorations because I just like to know
where everything is for next year. So they opened up
a container store near my house and as a shake
shack across the parking lot. So the shake shack had
like an hour weight. So I'm like, all right, let's
go over the container store. Just open kill some time.
There was a woman buying a large container and then
(02:58):
she was putting little containers in it. She wanted to
see if the big container was the right size to
hold all her small containers. She bought a container container.
You got a problem when you're buying a container container.
It's amazing to me how many things for organization the
container store has. But it's amazing. Have you noticed that
people who buy containers are the most unorganized people. They
(03:18):
have so much crapping he containers for By the way,
you ruined Destinel for me this coming weekend. Larry David's
hosting and all I hear now during the promos or
see is you? I don't. I don't see Larry David.
I don't hear Larry David. If you listen to the
Brooklyn Boys podcast. By the way, thank you very much
for those of you who do, because our numbers were
huge this month. We have a good month. Um. I
(03:39):
ranted last week. Um about the last week? I rant?
I have a rant every week. Did he steal in
my stick? So the first episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Um,
he was having a problem with the soap dispenser in
the shower and he was pumping it nothing. I couldn't
get the thing to pump. There's one of those fancy
bed bath and beyond show up dispensers, right, and he's
like pumping it and he had to break it in
half to get the soap out. Okay, the soap dispenser
(04:00):
in the bathroom out by our front desk by Anita,
same problem. In fact, I have a joke with her.
I said, Hey, Anita, if anyone asks where the worst
soap dispenser in the world is, it says, I know
it's in there. Right. If you remember when Scary took
me to my steak dinner, which he didn't pay for,
stows me a steak dinner, steak dinner, he walked in,
hold on, I put him in my storage containers. I
(04:22):
have a mental storage container that I got the mental
container store. Scary cut me off and ran to the
table and got the best seat. And I made it
a point on our podcast and on the Big Show
to point out that when you're taking someone to dinner,
they should have the best seat. They should get the
first choice. And I said, you do that with your girlfriend.
He says, yeah, I like to sit facing the door
to old mafia thing growing up in Brooklyn. Right, Okay,
(04:42):
so on curb your enthusiasm. Last week, Richard Lewis gets
to the restaurant a half hour early every time they're
gonna meet for lunch, so you can get the better seat.
I'm telling you, Larry David is now ripping me off.
So you think Larry David is listening, I think he's
listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast and following me on Twitter.
But even so I cannot watch s. And now the
promos just came out with Larry David Miley Cyrus on
(05:04):
an elevator and all I see is Brody and Miley Cyrus. Okay,
don't see Larry David anymore. You ruin Larry David. Larry
David ripped me off again in the promo he and
Miley Cyrus you can't get on the elevator and he says, no, no,
I'm getting him own elevator, and she's what are you doing?
He goes, like my own elevator. I like my own elevator.
I will wait. I let other people go so I
can get that. You ever said that before where he
(05:25):
would have ripped you off? Or was that in your head?
And you think, I think it's in my head, your head?
I think you know what. I think. I think he's
part of the same aura and he senses it. I
think the areas are tied together. Well, either that or
just crotchety jew we got that going for us. And
by the way, I am one, so don't tweet me
that I have offensive I'm a crotch. Oh my gosh.
(05:47):
But I'm crotching in a fun way. I'm lovable. He's
not see I don't like Larry David. I don't find
you like me. I like you, but I don't find
Larry David like I won't watch us because watch but Daniel.
Watch SNL this weekend, But just for the sweaking, for
this experiment, you will not see Timberlake is on it.
I will watch, but you will not see Larry. I'm
telling you will not see Larry David anymore. You'll see David.
(06:08):
And here's another thing. Bernie Sanders is in New York
this week. He was riding the subways on Monday, and
then he did um. I think he did Seth Myers
in one of the shows. So what do you think
he's gonna be honest, I think maybe he's on I
think Larry DAVIDI do like a thing with him again. Hey,
how far have you gone to save your cell phone? Daniel?
What do you mean, like like if you were to
(06:30):
like if you lost your cell phone or like it
it's somewhere, you know, in a weird place, Like what's
the craziest thing you've done to kind of I fished
it out of the toilet so you dropped it in
the toilet and you decided I need to get this
out of the of course you have to say, And
I put it in rice And actually it was okay
for your post use. No, no, no, it was clean.
But even if it wasn't a clean toilet. I think
(06:51):
I would go there anyway. Still, I get that, because
I mean, you can't leave the cell phone in there
all day. Um, I had to get my wife's fly
out of the toilet because women dropped their phones in
the toilet more than men do. I know why that is,
but that's for a different podcasts. I did ride a
train an hour and a half. There's nothing block in
it and just dropped. Well, they keep them in their
back pocket, and then don't we keep it in the
(07:12):
front pocket usually so that it falls forward. It falls
into my underwear when you sit down. Mine just happened.
So you know how you walk to your car and
you cross over sixth Avenue and you go from rat
Park over by the pharmacy, so and there's that crosswalk.
I was walking through that crosswalk to the other side
to to go to my car to get something, and
(07:34):
my phone fell out of my pocket. I only realized
when I got to the other side of the sidewalk.
So what do I do? Idiotically? I go back into
the crosswalk as a bus of tourists are coming up
my direction, and the only superpowers I could think of
is to put my hand up to say, stole, superhand, superhand.
(07:54):
What happened the bus stock? Obviously the phone was out,
and I kind of timed it out after the fact.
The phone would have been all right because the bus
would have been right in the middle. Uh, and the
phone would be right and not have been No, I
would have been very flattened. But I just really after
the fact, I go I almost got run over by
a bus to save my phone. Now, did you think
about kicking it across the streets or be out of
(08:16):
the bus's way? No, because it was face up and
if I kicked it there would have been more damage
to it. Look a little chip on my case right
over there. When did this happen? Just you almost didn't
make it to this podcast? No, you guys would have
been sitting here and going what the hell is wrong
with Garrett? He said five minutes. You would be back
there like, hey, don't ride Garrett out, don't rum under
the bus. You are so lucky that they did. How
(08:41):
close did it get to you? What the bus? Yeah,
I would say about five feet and like it wasn't
like one of those things where my nose was touching
the bus. You. I put my hand up like like
I'm going to stop this bus with my superpowers. He
did stop obviously because he saw me. But when you're here,
and thank god he wasn't texting. Yeah, I I guy
would have thought phone first, Yeah, I would. Yeah, that's what.
(09:03):
I didn't even think about my safety at that point.
I would not at that point. At the same point,
like if if if your phone fell into toilet after
you used it, you said you would go right in.
You wouldn't think about I don't know if I should
go into the toilet there was a poopy toilet. If
it was it was my poop, then I would do it.
If they're handed a glove on you, no, go right in.
Probably you would have to get it right away. There's
(09:24):
no right Like the other day, I was getting my
pedicure and it fell in the pedicure you know pool
thing right away. I grabbed it so fast and it
was fine. I put it in the rice and it
into the pedicure thing on it and answering, So you're
texting done? And I went right in and used this thing.
(09:44):
Everybody went. Does everybody understand is your phone resistance? It
is not. But the most amazing thing happened. It was fine,
and it was it went into I put it in
Rice just to be sure, and nothing happened to it.
He's here, Scotty. We're talking about the weird stuff you
would do to save your cell phone. Have you ever
anything ever happened to you? Like I almost got run
(10:05):
over by a bus. Danielle put her hand in poop
water to go get it. I did not say it
was poop water makes the story more fun. The only
thing that I remember happening is my phone fell through
my legs into the toilet and I grabbed the toilet again.
What was it doing? Between were watching porn. It's the
same thing that happened to the same thing happened to
me with a dollar coin a couple of weeks ago. Oh,
(10:27):
I know you went in for that. You went into
the Toiletlet you have a video. You have to First
of all, it was it was the half of me.
Listen to me, half of me did not want to
claude the pipes. You can't flush a dollar coin because
then I have to call a plumber. It's gonna be
a lot more than a dollar. That's that's that's the
thing you tell everyone. So it's like, oh, that makes sense,
(10:48):
but in reality, we know why you went into the
other half of me was like, I'm not flushing a
dollar and you know, okay, hold on, no, that's bigger.
That'll really understand. I'm saying, okay, quarter went off out
your quarter either penny maybe ye, So don't say it's
about the so. So I put on a rubber glove.
I went in and I got it. Wren't you already
(11:08):
wearing a rubber glove, dude? And then I rushed right
away and I put it in the self checkout land
of the supermarket. I just wanted to get rid of it,
you know. I didn't want to keep it in my house.
Danielle said she would if her phone fell into poop,
she would go right in right away, no thoughts. Just
if it was my poop it was someone else's poop,
(11:28):
I would question it. Well, you got to do it
really fast, because yeah, decision is right. Test the limits
of Danielle's mom nous it was your your son's poop, yeah,
because my poop is my poop. Your husband's poop, yeah,
your mother in love's poop was beautiful, beautiful. So it
(11:51):
seems like the toilet is the is the way that
I've gone in the trash before the dumpster of Wendy's,
because I put it on. It was on the tray,
and I put the tray in the trash and then
I left and and then once I got home. Only
then did I realized my phone was gone. I went
through the garbage in a fest food place for my
daughter's phone. Once I went through the two garbage pails
(12:12):
because we got to the car, She's like, I can't
find my phone. I think I was on the tray
and threw it out. I said, which garbage pail. There
were two next to each other. I don't remember. So
I went through both garbage pails and then she says, oh,
it was in my purse. Such a good dad. You
see the other one. What's the weirdest thing you've searched
(12:33):
for on YouTube? On YouTube? Like m HM, because the
story just came out that the CIA released all of
like bin Laden's like searches on online from his computer.
Aside from the the obvious things, he watched Charlie bit
my Finger. Remember the YouTube video where the little ki
my finger. I cannot see Bin Laden sitting behind the
(12:53):
computer watching Charlie bit my Finger. Now that he actually
searched for it, Like, yeah, it shows the YouTube Charlie
bit my Finger show to the r L and everything.
Maybe he was watching and he was like, what you
may like on the side to click that no suggested videos. Yeah,
he likes to watch the kids coming out of the
dentist office want to crack up. I just found it weird,
(13:15):
like one of those like I don't see a guy
like that watching Charlie bit my finger. Yeah. Maybe that's
why he hated America. Maybe he thought he was getting
his finger bitten off and so he was like, oh,
this is a video for me. That's not what I wanted.
Maybe they'll do a documentary the softer side there there isn't.
But I mean, that's one of those weird things. I'm like,
(13:36):
I don't I just don't see a guy like that
watching videos like that. What time is it? You got?
You got sixty seconds? You could fill the void with
six sixty seconds learned that you would go after your
phone for for any fecal manner, not for any fecal matter.
Family adding to the story, and that's like scary. Scary says,
if a hot girl PE's in the pool, he's fine
(13:57):
with it. But if a girl isn't attractive, P's in
the pool. You got video the co he's got his
glove on, to put her glove on, and they're poping there.
It's good. Well why did you film that? I want
to approve to everybody that I actually want to do it.
I think you need to get your poop check. By
the way, at Z Scottie B you can ask him
(14:19):
to send you the video on Twitter. I honestly think
you need to get your check. That fact that you
put a glove on, You put a glove on, and
then wait the one you want to see it. This
is who we work with, ladies. That good thing. He's attractive.
I'm gonna vomit. I'm gonna get a container and then
vomit into the container. Green The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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