October 31, 2017 • 15 mins
While still in costume , we all stayed behind to talk about our Halloween show. Plus, we talk about Nate being whipped!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm Elvis represents Morning Show. My wings are in the
way because these wings are just costing me lots of
trouble today. Welcome to the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast
(00:24):
The Show After the Show. I'm Elvis, otherwise known as Lectania,
the lactose intolerant drag queen. No, I mean a dairy quaid.
Also here with a beautiful hocus Pocus woman Scary I
mean Bethany, Well wait both of them, Yes, Scary Scary
really leaned into it today. He looks very pretty. I
(00:44):
was Mary Sanderson of the Sanderson Sisters, and I was
Sarah Jessica Parker Sanderson, the Sarah say yeah, Sarah Sanderson,
you know, the sassy one. Yeah, the kind of dumb
one but boys sweet, yeah and sexy and uh and
then yes, Sam our producer, Sam was Winifred Sanderson, the
(01:06):
Bet Midler character and the kind of funny that hocus Pocus.
They came out in what year nine, a long time ago,
but this year there's a huge, huge push for hocus
Pocus this and then and people are watching the watching
hocus Pocus for Halloween. So you guys, hit it right
on the head. It's such a good movie. Uh. And
of course Dave Brody came in as a guy in
(01:26):
a Kylo rent costume made for an eight year old,
so you had to tape it together with duct tape.
That was funny. And then how come you didn't take
the saber out of the box the original package because
now it's returnable? Serious by the way, you were, so
how much is it retail? I'll give you then to
(01:46):
take it off the package? Actually, and it was kind
of funnier on the package. The whole costume is a
little jankie, so right, Usually there's an adjective before, like expandable, extendable,
return Great Tea came in originally dressed as the I
never I never get the words right on this thing,
the inflatable wacky what the wacky inflatable way waving wacky
(02:12):
waving inflatable farm flailing ghost man was right because he
had the boxes on the bottom, which looks like the
pedestal and power cord coming out of it. You know,
it's hysterical. Though in the picture of all of us,
you can't see him because he's behind you, Elvis and
your feathers are so big that we took the picture.
(02:33):
I did my best and I tried to ask everyone
to come ahead. I can't see what's behind. My wingspan
is way too he couldn't see what was in front
of him. So I made it yesterday. Took me like
over like a three or four hours to make that
putting together. And Daniel, you were so beautiful today. Thank you.
I still have your wing you're you're a wig and
your makeup on? Where's your outfit still here? Look I
(02:56):
put on lower boots to go home and that wig.
So you're Ali from Nightmare before Christmas. And your wig
is like the best fake hair wig I've never seen
why it's cosplay. I only ordered my wigs and I
ordered another one in the same color with bangs for
something else. I don't know what. But Beltony's like, oh
she's I mean, is that like a really expensive wig company? No,
(03:18):
it's actually not. They're actually decent prices. I think it
was thirty five dollars. But the people who are serious
about cosplay and like going to all these conventions and stuff,
they get the better quality wigs. And so I only
ordered from companies like that. I had no idea secret
and you take Halloween costuming very seriously. You know these
tricks of the trade, and of course straighten. Nate was
(03:40):
not so straightened today. He was given as a surprise
a Baywatch lifeguard costume. Yes, c J. Wasn't that her name?
That was me? I did not like. So you're wearing
little tiny short shorts and a women's bathing suit. Yes, yeah,
and it was right up my bud. I'm I was
wearing I don't know how you wear it, thong. I
(04:02):
think you gave that to you because she's angry at
you for something. Probably be honest, you're wearing the short
still under your jeans, right. I still think that Nate
made the biggest sacrifice this Halloween, not from the not
from the bay Watch costume, but for what you were
Saturday night. Colonel Sanders. You actually dyed your hair. I
did so. Now you gotta live with this Colonel Sanders hair.
But I liked it. I was telling him yesterday that
(04:24):
I don't know, there's something about it. I love it.
Let's talk about the aftermath of your costume, because well,
the aftermath for a Nate's costume me is he still
has Colonel Sanders white hair, and it looks like Mackmore.
But I know that Danielle, you were having awful back
pains because your costume because of my Sometimes when I
wear a wig for too long, I get a little headache.
But my problem is going to be do you see
(04:44):
these um stitches I have on my face? But they're
actually tattoos that someone made me on Etsy, And to
take them off it's going to take a long time
and baby oil. And yes, I wouldn't think I would think,
and I'm sure you guys agree with me. Daniel takes Halloween,
so seriously, I thought she'd go to a surgeon and
get real stitches. Not this time, not this time like Staple, Staples, Staples.
(05:06):
What about your costume injury? Bethany, So I was wearing
a real corset and um, so my ribs were like
they felt sort of squished in and I was starting
to get back pain because for some reason, wearing a corset,
you would think it would help your posture, but it
hurts really bad. It bends you where it wants you
to bend. Yeah, so my back is really really hurting me.
So I had to take that off. And I know, Elvis,
(05:28):
your neck is hurting you from the wing. You know,
these wings have a they have metal clamps that go
over your shoulders and it's crushing my what's this bone
right here? Cla crushing me clavical. So anyway, but I'm
having fun, yeah, because once it comes off, it's not
going back on. I'm sorry. It's so funny at work
(05:48):
if you come to work and dress up, or even
if you go to Halloween parties after about an hour
or two to see the costumes start to come off
or fall off, or like someone's like, oh screw it.
They take their wig off. That's it. They take off
their costume, but they keep on their wig and people
just sort of start to like wilt masks and goggles
they come right off and uh straight And you had
(06:09):
a question, what's that? Have you ever dressed in drag? Yes?
I mean not in serious I've never tried to look
good in drag because I don't have I don't have
features on my face. You're very elegant. He walks very elegantly,
don't That's natural? I know, I have this weird walk.
(06:31):
There's sometimes I'll walk down the hallway and Alex behind
me him and go, hey, you want some fries with that? Shake.
I'm like, really, he said, he said, you you have
kind of a like a sexy little walk sometimes. Are
you kidding me? You put the hay in seset. Know.
The thing is the first time I ever I don't
have heels on today, The first time I ever put
on heels. I just it just took about sixty seconds
(06:54):
and I was a natural. Yeah. Nice. Yeah it's a
skill and you definitely have a bit of that too. Yeah,
it's part of the gene. I guess is that when
your mom came home and caught you in her panty hose. Yeah,
that's another story. We don't have to get into that today.
Let's talk about Halloween now. I know that scary is
going to be up after the world famous Greenwich Village
(07:14):
Halloween Parade at a club called Slake, where they're actually
on stage, they have a performance the Revenge of the Virgin.
That's right, what could that be? Well? In years past,
the stage show consisted of sacrificing a virgin. There's nudity
on stage, there's fire breathers, there's acrobats. They do this
crazy seance and the music is always like there's fire pits,
(07:40):
it goes. It's really dark. In the place. I mean,
they do it every year, so this year they changed
the stage to show around a little bit, so I'm
kind of curious to see and that goes on. It's
about time the vision, you know, gets even exactly. People
keep picking on the Virgin. I think she kills everybody
on set. That's part of it. Sounds like a fun
festive evening. It was good. Well, I'm gonna be home
(08:01):
alone tonight, just me, Max and uh and Stranger Things.
I mean, I'm excited about. I'm gonna order a pizza,
light candles turned down, all the lights. And even though
our New York City Greenwich Village Halloween parade will be
on TV, they broadcast Live or Dead, I think on
New York One here in New York. Uh No, I'm
gonna watch Stranger Things and just kind of hang out
and have a bottle of wine. Yeah, I'm not leaving
(08:23):
my apartment because I am in the path of the
parade and so there is no getting out of my building.
So you've been obviously. Yeah, that Halloween parade in New
York City is the biggest of its kind in the world,
and I mean the only way to witness it is
to be in it, otherwise you'll never get through it.
I once was trying to get across the street, like
across the street from one end of the sidewalk to
(08:44):
the other end of the sidewalk, and I could not
get there. It took me thirty minutes to meet my
friend who I was waving to, because the parade goes
through and then there's stanchions all the way around, and
then you have to like go block out of your way,
come back up. There's crowds everywhere. You can't get anywhere.
It's like, nope, I'm gonna sit in my house. I'm
not leaving. Can anybody be a part of it, to
be with an organization? No, you can. You can march
(09:04):
in the absolutely street and walk by the way. This
Texas came through Hi fifteen minute morning show. Scary by far.
You're the best looking. Sanders and Sister the Fighting Words
give presents in their house for Halloween or just me,
do you really that sounds fun what you're doing here?
I give Halloween themed presence, and then I actually gave
(09:25):
it a little bit of a Thanksgiving theme present as well,
because that's the next holiday. And little those little chat
keys and stuff like that you guys really have a
lot of fun on help. My mom comes down and
she dresses up and goes out with us tonight. And
there's a Marti Gral block we hit every year. And
then there's h all the celebrity houses because we get
the big handy bars there so we know which houses
to hit, so it'll be it's it's a day Halloween.
(09:48):
So much fun, it really is. It gives everyone an
opportunity if you so choose to participate. It gives you
an opportunity to be who you want to be. Who
do you want to be, how do you want to act?
What do you want to look like? You can do
it today, you have you have license to do so.
I also like it because it's the one time of
year that a lot of guys understand, like what kind
of clothes women often wear. Scary was talking about that earlier. Yeah,
(10:11):
the shoes, the course, it's the underwear, Nate, like everybody,
you guys kind of wings. I mean, I never thought
about how how much preparation goes into your outfits, your
accessories and and all your makeup and everything like that.
You guys just show up. And it makes me think,
because you know, sometimes. You know a lot of women,
I know they take an upwards of an hour or
(10:31):
more to get ready, and I'm like, what's the big deal.
I'm just like, I washed my hair and comb I
put some product in, and I walk out of the house.
Is that why? Is that why you came up with
me and said, Oh my god, tampons really do hurt.
They're a little too far. That's probably taking it too
false scary, so to speak. But you know, I totally
(10:52):
get it now. I'll never make fun of a woman
holding her shoes at the end of the night in
a nightclub. I cut Okay, hold on, I'll still do that. Yeah,
don't take off your clothes, your your shoes at the
end of the night. That's the same thing would being
a guy. You don't take your tie off. If you're
wearing a tie, you commit to it for the entire evening.
You can't loosen your shoes. You should leave it. Leave
(11:14):
it tied. When my next shrinks in half, I'll worry
about that, And anytime I gotta loosen that, I'll die.
So okay, Other than scary going out tonight, is anyone
else going out tonight? Yes? Yeah, we go trick or treating.
We take the girls out, we meet up with a
lot of friends of ours that have their kids, and
we do a lot of really big trick or treating.
Event will be out, I don't really I guess about
eight o'clock and then we'll go back to our friends
(11:37):
wild Man now and then and then our friends have
a party at their house afterwards that we party over
there like a Halloween gonna wake up until eight o'clock.
I have to be I don't want to do that.
I want no part of going to a club and
doing not that at all. I really I live vicariously
through the kids. I really enjoy watching them and enjoying it.
It's their turn, and I really enjoy watching them. A
part of my kids that they're vicariously living through me. Yeah,
(12:00):
they got a cool mom. Come on, straight day, don't
you going out tonight? I went out. We threw a
party on Friday night. We went out Friday night. We
also Saturday. Hold on, Hold all right, there's a story.
Hold on. I wanted to invite you to the story.
So we were throwing a party. It was kind of
a housewarming slash Halloween party, and I wanted to invite everybody, right,
(12:24):
So so she says to me, all right, I'm gonna
invite some friends. You invite your friends. So she goes
ahead and just throws out the invite to twenty people,
her friends, her friends. I'm like, our apartment can only
sustain like maybe fifty tops. I don't get any people
to invite were invited. I got three friends I got
to invite. That was it. And how many people in
(12:46):
this room were invited? Nobody? I couldn't afford it. Huh huh.
I'm telling you, I want the same way for the wedding.
Let me tell you to cover your whip box. Guys.
I wanted to invite you, but I didn't. I couldn't.
I couldn't invite everybody at that way. So what I'm
going on here is they just moved in with each other.
(13:07):
It's a new relationship with straighten aid and that woman,
and so they throw a party. She quickly fills up
the apartment and he has no room for his friends.
So I don't know, he's a little concerned. Is this
what it's going to be like from now on? Is
she going to take up the entire closet? How does
this work? Danielle I mean, does she just get carte
(13:28):
blanche to do whatever she wants in my house? It
doesn't work like that. It's kind of fifty fifty. He
would invite friends, and I would and you would consult
on the list prior to the invitation, and I would say,
if I invite this person, that person has to come,
So let's not invite them. We of course, Okay, you
got it wrong. Yeah, I think it's I think you say,
I want, you know, these people to come. How many
(13:50):
do you want to invite? Okay, I'll invite I'll invite twenty,
or I'll invite ten and you invite ten and we
work through it. Unless you're single, then it's one hundred
slash zero. I know, you get the bad you get
the whole client times Nate invited us over to his
old place when he lived alone. Yeah, I couldn't fit
(14:10):
myself in my apartment. Garrett just walked in. Yes, Hi, Garrett, Hey,
welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I love
that you're still in costume. Of course, No, I'm never
taking this now like that. Yeah, absolutely make sure. Oh yeah,
you know, Garrett's still relatively new living with a female.
You should ask him that situation. If you're throwing a party,
(14:30):
there's does Ali make the entire guest list? Or do
you Ali makes the whole guest list? All right? Is
that because you share all your friends or because you
like vaginas? Uh? Yeah, no, she's in charge. I just
sit back and enjoy the part. We're both whipped, all right.
I feel better now we're whipped together, Nate, Well, there
you go. I hope you have. I hope you and
yours have a fantastic Halloween and a happy birthday tomorrow.
(14:54):
Froggy and I want to thank you guys for making
this a fun minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm Elvis represents Morning Show. My wings are in the
way because these wings are just costing me lots of
trouble today. Welcome to the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast
(00:24):
The Show After the Show. I'm Elvis, otherwise known as Lectania,
the lactose intolerant drag queen. No, I mean a dairy quaid.
Also here with a beautiful hocus Pocus woman Scary I
mean Bethany, Well wait both of them, Yes, Scary Scary
really leaned into it today. He looks very pretty. I
(00:44):
was Mary Sanderson of the Sanderson Sisters, and I was
Sarah Jessica Parker Sanderson, the Sarah say yeah, Sarah Sanderson,
you know, the sassy one. Yeah, the kind of dumb
one but boys sweet, yeah and sexy and uh and
then yes, Sam our producer, Sam was Winifred Sanderson, the
(01:06):
Bet Midler character and the kind of funny that hocus Pocus.
They came out in what year nine, a long time ago,
but this year there's a huge, huge push for hocus
Pocus this and then and people are watching the watching
hocus Pocus for Halloween. So you guys, hit it right
on the head. It's such a good movie. Uh. And
of course Dave Brody came in as a guy in
(01:26):
a Kylo rent costume made for an eight year old,
so you had to tape it together with duct tape.
That was funny. And then how come you didn't take
the saber out of the box the original package because
now it's returnable? Serious by the way, you were, so
how much is it retail? I'll give you then to
(01:46):
take it off the package? Actually, and it was kind
of funnier on the package. The whole costume is a
little jankie, so right, Usually there's an adjective before, like expandable, extendable,
return Great Tea came in originally dressed as the I
never I never get the words right on this thing,
the inflatable wacky what the wacky inflatable way waving wacky
(02:12):
waving inflatable farm flailing ghost man was right because he
had the boxes on the bottom, which looks like the
pedestal and power cord coming out of it. You know,
it's hysterical. Though in the picture of all of us,
you can't see him because he's behind you, Elvis and
your feathers are so big that we took the picture.
(02:33):
I did my best and I tried to ask everyone
to come ahead. I can't see what's behind. My wingspan
is way too he couldn't see what was in front
of him. So I made it yesterday. Took me like
over like a three or four hours to make that
putting together. And Daniel, you were so beautiful today. Thank you.
I still have your wing you're you're a wig and
your makeup on? Where's your outfit still here? Look I
(02:56):
put on lower boots to go home and that wig.
So you're Ali from Nightmare before Christmas. And your wig
is like the best fake hair wig I've never seen
why it's cosplay. I only ordered my wigs and I
ordered another one in the same color with bangs for
something else. I don't know what. But Beltony's like, oh
she's I mean, is that like a really expensive wig company? No,
(03:18):
it's actually not. They're actually decent prices. I think it
was thirty five dollars. But the people who are serious
about cosplay and like going to all these conventions and stuff,
they get the better quality wigs. And so I only
ordered from companies like that. I had no idea secret
and you take Halloween costuming very seriously. You know these
tricks of the trade, and of course straighten. Nate was
(03:40):
not so straightened today. He was given as a surprise
a Baywatch lifeguard costume. Yes, c J. Wasn't that her name?
That was me? I did not like. So you're wearing
little tiny short shorts and a women's bathing suit. Yes, yeah,
and it was right up my bud. I'm I was
wearing I don't know how you wear it, thong. I
(04:02):
think you gave that to you because she's angry at
you for something. Probably be honest, you're wearing the short
still under your jeans, right. I still think that Nate
made the biggest sacrifice this Halloween, not from the not
from the bay Watch costume, but for what you were
Saturday night. Colonel Sanders. You actually dyed your hair. I
did so. Now you gotta live with this Colonel Sanders hair.
But I liked it. I was telling him yesterday that
(04:24):
I don't know, there's something about it. I love it.
Let's talk about the aftermath of your costume, because well,
the aftermath for a Nate's costume me is he still
has Colonel Sanders white hair, and it looks like Mackmore.
But I know that Danielle, you were having awful back
pains because your costume because of my Sometimes when I
wear a wig for too long, I get a little headache.
But my problem is going to be do you see
(04:44):
these um stitches I have on my face? But they're
actually tattoos that someone made me on Etsy, And to
take them off it's going to take a long time
and baby oil. And yes, I wouldn't think I would think,
and I'm sure you guys agree with me. Daniel takes Halloween,
so seriously, I thought she'd go to a surgeon and
get real stitches. Not this time, not this time like Staple, Staples, Staples.
(05:06):
What about your costume injury? Bethany, So I was wearing
a real corset and um, so my ribs were like
they felt sort of squished in and I was starting
to get back pain because for some reason, wearing a corset,
you would think it would help your posture, but it
hurts really bad. It bends you where it wants you
to bend. Yeah, so my back is really really hurting me.
So I had to take that off. And I know, Elvis,
(05:28):
your neck is hurting you from the wing. You know,
these wings have a they have metal clamps that go
over your shoulders and it's crushing my what's this bone
right here? Cla crushing me clavical. So anyway, but I'm
having fun, yeah, because once it comes off, it's not
going back on. I'm sorry. It's so funny at work
(05:48):
if you come to work and dress up, or even
if you go to Halloween parties after about an hour
or two to see the costumes start to come off
or fall off, or like someone's like, oh screw it.
They take their wig off. That's it. They take off
their costume, but they keep on their wig and people
just sort of start to like wilt masks and goggles
they come right off and uh straight And you had
(06:09):
a question, what's that? Have you ever dressed in drag? Yes?
I mean not in serious I've never tried to look
good in drag because I don't have I don't have
features on my face. You're very elegant. He walks very elegantly,
don't That's natural? I know, I have this weird walk.
(06:31):
There's sometimes I'll walk down the hallway and Alex behind
me him and go, hey, you want some fries with that? Shake.
I'm like, really, he said, he said, you you have
kind of a like a sexy little walk sometimes. Are
you kidding me? You put the hay in seset. Know.
The thing is the first time I ever I don't
have heels on today, The first time I ever put
on heels. I just it just took about sixty seconds
(06:54):
and I was a natural. Yeah. Nice. Yeah it's a
skill and you definitely have a bit of that too. Yeah,
it's part of the gene. I guess is that when
your mom came home and caught you in her panty hose. Yeah,
that's another story. We don't have to get into that today.
Let's talk about Halloween now. I know that scary is
going to be up after the world famous Greenwich Village
(07:14):
Halloween Parade at a club called Slake, where they're actually
on stage, they have a performance the Revenge of the Virgin.
That's right, what could that be? Well? In years past,
the stage show consisted of sacrificing a virgin. There's nudity
on stage, there's fire breathers, there's acrobats. They do this
crazy seance and the music is always like there's fire pits,
(07:40):
it goes. It's really dark. In the place. I mean,
they do it every year, so this year they changed
the stage to show around a little bit, so I'm
kind of curious to see and that goes on. It's
about time the vision, you know, gets even exactly. People
keep picking on the Virgin. I think she kills everybody
on set. That's part of it. Sounds like a fun
festive evening. It was good. Well, I'm gonna be home
(08:01):
alone tonight, just me, Max and uh and Stranger Things.
I mean, I'm excited about. I'm gonna order a pizza,
light candles turned down, all the lights. And even though
our New York City Greenwich Village Halloween parade will be
on TV, they broadcast Live or Dead, I think on
New York One here in New York. Uh No, I'm
gonna watch Stranger Things and just kind of hang out
and have a bottle of wine. Yeah, I'm not leaving
(08:23):
my apartment because I am in the path of the
parade and so there is no getting out of my building.
So you've been obviously. Yeah, that Halloween parade in New
York City is the biggest of its kind in the world,
and I mean the only way to witness it is
to be in it, otherwise you'll never get through it.
I once was trying to get across the street, like
across the street from one end of the sidewalk to
(08:44):
the other end of the sidewalk, and I could not
get there. It took me thirty minutes to meet my
friend who I was waving to, because the parade goes
through and then there's stanchions all the way around, and
then you have to like go block out of your way,
come back up. There's crowds everywhere. You can't get anywhere.
It's like, nope, I'm gonna sit in my house. I'm
not leaving. Can anybody be a part of it, to
be with an organization? No, you can. You can march
(09:04):
in the absolutely street and walk by the way. This
Texas came through Hi fifteen minute morning show. Scary by far.
You're the best looking. Sanders and Sister the Fighting Words
give presents in their house for Halloween or just me,
do you really that sounds fun what you're doing here?
I give Halloween themed presence, and then I actually gave
(09:25):
it a little bit of a Thanksgiving theme present as well,
because that's the next holiday. And little those little chat
keys and stuff like that you guys really have a
lot of fun on help. My mom comes down and
she dresses up and goes out with us tonight. And
there's a Marti Gral block we hit every year. And
then there's h all the celebrity houses because we get
the big handy bars there so we know which houses
to hit, so it'll be it's it's a day Halloween.
(09:48):
So much fun, it really is. It gives everyone an
opportunity if you so choose to participate. It gives you
an opportunity to be who you want to be. Who
do you want to be, how do you want to act?
What do you want to look like? You can do
it today, you have you have license to do so.
I also like it because it's the one time of
year that a lot of guys understand, like what kind
of clothes women often wear. Scary was talking about that earlier. Yeah,
(10:11):
the shoes, the course, it's the underwear, Nate, like everybody,
you guys kind of wings. I mean, I never thought
about how how much preparation goes into your outfits, your
accessories and and all your makeup and everything like that.
You guys just show up. And it makes me think,
because you know, sometimes. You know a lot of women,
I know they take an upwards of an hour or
(10:31):
more to get ready, and I'm like, what's the big deal.
I'm just like, I washed my hair and comb I
put some product in, and I walk out of the house.
Is that why? Is that why you came up with
me and said, Oh my god, tampons really do hurt.
They're a little too far. That's probably taking it too
false scary, so to speak. But you know, I totally
(10:52):
get it now. I'll never make fun of a woman
holding her shoes at the end of the night in
a nightclub. I cut Okay, hold on, I'll still do that. Yeah,
don't take off your clothes, your your shoes at the
end of the night. That's the same thing would being
a guy. You don't take your tie off. If you're
wearing a tie, you commit to it for the entire evening.
You can't loosen your shoes. You should leave it. Leave
(11:14):
it tied. When my next shrinks in half, I'll worry
about that, And anytime I gotta loosen that, I'll die.
So okay, Other than scary going out tonight, is anyone
else going out tonight? Yes? Yeah, we go trick or treating.
We take the girls out, we meet up with a
lot of friends of ours that have their kids, and
we do a lot of really big trick or treating.
Event will be out, I don't really I guess about
eight o'clock and then we'll go back to our friends
(11:37):
wild Man now and then and then our friends have
a party at their house afterwards that we party over
there like a Halloween gonna wake up until eight o'clock.
I have to be I don't want to do that.
I want no part of going to a club and
doing not that at all. I really I live vicariously
through the kids. I really enjoy watching them and enjoying it.
It's their turn, and I really enjoy watching them. A
part of my kids that they're vicariously living through me. Yeah,
(12:00):
they got a cool mom. Come on, straight day, don't
you going out tonight? I went out. We threw a
party on Friday night. We went out Friday night. We
also Saturday. Hold on, Hold all right, there's a story.
Hold on. I wanted to invite you to the story.
So we were throwing a party. It was kind of
a housewarming slash Halloween party, and I wanted to invite everybody, right,
(12:24):
So so she says to me, all right, I'm gonna
invite some friends. You invite your friends. So she goes
ahead and just throws out the invite to twenty people,
her friends, her friends. I'm like, our apartment can only
sustain like maybe fifty tops. I don't get any people
to invite were invited. I got three friends I got
to invite. That was it. And how many people in
(12:46):
this room were invited? Nobody? I couldn't afford it. Huh huh.
I'm telling you, I want the same way for the wedding.
Let me tell you to cover your whip box. Guys.
I wanted to invite you, but I didn't. I couldn't.
I couldn't invite everybody at that way. So what I'm
going on here is they just moved in with each other.
(13:07):
It's a new relationship with straighten aid and that woman,
and so they throw a party. She quickly fills up
the apartment and he has no room for his friends.
So I don't know, he's a little concerned. Is this
what it's going to be like from now on? Is
she going to take up the entire closet? How does
this work? Danielle I mean, does she just get carte
(13:28):
blanche to do whatever she wants in my house? It
doesn't work like that. It's kind of fifty fifty. He
would invite friends, and I would and you would consult
on the list prior to the invitation, and I would say,
if I invite this person, that person has to come,
So let's not invite them. We of course, Okay, you
got it wrong. Yeah, I think it's I think you say,
I want, you know, these people to come. How many
(13:50):
do you want to invite? Okay, I'll invite I'll invite twenty,
or I'll invite ten and you invite ten and we
work through it. Unless you're single, then it's one hundred
slash zero. I know, you get the bad you get
the whole client times Nate invited us over to his
old place when he lived alone. Yeah, I couldn't fit
(14:10):
myself in my apartment. Garrett just walked in. Yes, Hi, Garrett, Hey,
welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I love
that you're still in costume. Of course, No, I'm never
taking this now like that. Yeah, absolutely make sure. Oh yeah,
you know, Garrett's still relatively new living with a female.
You should ask him that situation. If you're throwing a party,
(14:30):
there's does Ali make the entire guest list? Or do
you Ali makes the whole guest list? All right? Is
that because you share all your friends or because you
like vaginas? Uh? Yeah, no, she's in charge. I just
sit back and enjoy the part. We're both whipped, all right.
I feel better now we're whipped together, Nate, Well, there
you go. I hope you have. I hope you and
yours have a fantastic Halloween and a happy birthday tomorrow.
(14:54):
Froggy and I want to thank you guys for making
this a fun minute morning show
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