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October 23, 2017 15 mins

Nate has tried to fit a tennis ball in his mouth!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
First and foremost, we all need to give a high
to our friend David Brody, who is trying to sleep
in l A right now, and so we're all texting him. Alright.

(00:27):
He brought this on himself, by the way he did.
So we're all on a group chat and there's eighteen
of us, so you know how a group chat can be, uh,
And so every once in a while, Kathleen will text
us because she's alerting us to something about online or whatever.
And Brody was in l A over the weekend for
The Walking Dead and this huge, awesome thing, and he
is currently trying to sleep because it's seven am there

(00:50):
and he's been getting NonStop bing bing bing bing binging.
You you don't like it, turn your phone off. So
then Greg T was a Gregg T. Greg T has
the wonderful idea of responding to these comments with, well,
I needed something that you guys can all respond to.
So I thought, you know what, it's the fall season.
What is your favorite color of the fall leaves? And

(01:12):
there's many colors. Thing being and grotius, piss and livid.
So if you're listening to this right now and it's uh,
it's Monday. Tweet him. Yeah, your favorite leave Yeah, your
favorite leaf color. It's the fifteen minute morning show. Let's
go around the room. I'm Bethany. Let's go counterclockwise him
and Nate. I want to talk to you for a second.

(01:33):
But yeah, So we were talking about a bit that
we were going to do for Halloween, and it involved
bobbing for apples, um, but instead we were going to
use tennis balls. And then Nate, you very calmly made
the statement that I can't fit a tennis ball in

(01:54):
my mouth. I second that emotion. How do you know
I've tried, how you tried, tried, try, You've tried to.
I think it's kind of common that during the course
of growing up you've tried to stick balls in our mouth.
I mean I haven't tried it recently, but I'd say
in my teens, I definitely try. You have a lot
of things in your hands, and you still the tennis balls.

(02:15):
Didn't try to put one in your mouth to hold?
What situation are you going to tennis? Yes? What cover? Well?
Have you ever seen have you ever played tennis that
you can keep the balls in your pocket? Yes? And
I don't know. Sometimes everyone's a why, like, all right,
I put a ball in my math. Probably tried to
to bite on a tennis ball, give him lockjaw. Yeah,
I have tried to bite on it, just because I'm curious.

(02:38):
Why am I the only person who does not If
we got a tennis ball, would you try and put
that in your mouth right now? Well, first of all,
know because I know you guys, and I know you'd
make it into a creepy thing. Part of part of
what I you know, the point of talking about tennis
balls as we were discussing using them as bobbing for apples,
But you can't really do that with a tennis ball
because you can bite into the skin of an apple

(02:59):
to pull it out, So you can't bite get the stem, yeah,
or get the stem. But on a tennis ball, there's
really nothing to chomp into. My concern is less that
it's not going to work. My concern is more that
you you just knew already what types of pink pong balls. Yeah,
you could definitely do pink pongas golf balls. Easy golf

(03:20):
balls would be a sinch. What about what about marbles?
Marbles they would sink though, But yeah, no baseball. No,
you could not get a baseball, you know you couldn't.
I don't wishy one, but not like a major league
balls are bigger than tennis ball, are they? Yeah? God,
all right, I guess I just wanted I was very

(03:42):
curious hockey puck would be easy? Yea, yeah, maybe, because
I'm just shocked that this many people automatically know what
kind of ball fits in the racket ball. Put a racketball, right?
Oh yeah, racketball easy. Maybe we should change it to racketballs.
I think that would be great. Reason why we need
to figure out what balls to bob for is because

(04:03):
great t cannot have apples, So we can't bob for
apples with the guy that's allergic to apples, right, and
that I suggested bobbing for EpiPens. I like it. Then
he doesn't have that many EpiPens, right, I can bring
in mind? Yeah, you want to throw them in there?
Whoever gets the most I can use? I mean, it
costs a lot for insurance. And even if I will say, okay,
isn't it funny? Can we talk about insurance for just

(04:23):
a second. Yeah. I had to go get EpiPens because
I was having allergy shots, and there's a chance when
you get the allergy shots you could have an anaphylactor create. Right,
they're they're they're hundreds of dollars. That correct. If I'm
gonna die, I need to spend hundreds of dollars in
order to save my life. I'm sorry, sorry, you've been
declined seriously raised in price. They used to be very
very very inexpensive, right, so they're up in price. But

(04:44):
the reason why, you know, a couple of weeks ago,
I brought in my new one that I have that
actually talks to you. That one is free, so you
can go with that one. There you go, how do
we get Yeah, yeah, it's Obvio makes it. It's a
new company that's hit the market. They're not a sponsor,
nothing like that. And my allergy just as using them,
and so many of his patients are so much more
happy now because they really are so expensive. And you honestly, listen,

(05:06):
I mean people have used them, okay, and they're there
for a reason, but a lot of times you just
have it, but you never really use it, and then
it expires and you ended up getting another one and
you're paying hundreds and hundreds of dollars for a pen
that's not really being used. Again, again, again, again, if
you have to use it, it's there and it's right.
Normally when he does a commercial, he reads off of

(05:27):
the paper. He just gave a great commercial, speaking from
the heart. I don't want to offend anybody, because it's
serious and there are people that you know, you know,
they need that that's going to save their life. We
had that intern who has a violent reaction to nuts
and he does not carry an EpiPen around, and we
were all like, what the hell, why do you not
carry an EpiPen around? Great team never up until recently

(05:50):
carried an EpiPen. Yeah, because in all honesty, it was
exactly what he was saying, is that, honestly, it was
so expensive, and then I would let it go and
it would expire, and then you start wondering, is that
is the you know, the medicines and side, is it
still any good? Blah blah blah. And then finally when
this came around that it's free, I'm like, hey, I'll
take it, you know. Okay, So I have one other
like judgment call question I need from you guys. Okay,

(06:11):
So over the weekend I have uh, gift card to
a store whatever, and it's a gift card to a
store that don't you go too very often. So I
went there over the weekend and I used my gift
card to buy an Amazon gift card, because I'll use
the Amazon gift card. So I then tried to put

(06:32):
in a serial number into the serial number into Amazon,
and it says the gift card number isn't valid. And
I realized someone had already scratched off the back, taken
a picture of the number, used it, and then put
it back. So I bought a bum Amazon card. That's funny.

(06:53):
I thought they didn't activate them until they were active
at the register. I thought that's how they activated the
gift cards. Somebody must have figured that out. So wait
a second, so you you are sure that it was
already the number was already scratched off. Yes, because I
realized that I bought a couple of them, and I
realized that the other ones the number was not it
was that metal foil that's over it you scratch off,
And the one that wasn't working was the one that

(07:14):
there was no foil, which means the number was already.
You're screwed. You're screwed on that, because if I was
the cashier and you come back with the Amazon gift
card and be like, it's scratched off, you used it,
and it was a store that's in the middle of nowhere,
so I'm never going to go back there again. So
I'm kind of like, do I call Amazon and say,
what the hell you're like your packaging allowed someone to scam?

(07:35):
You could? Wasn't a very secure package you could? I
don't know. I don't know how. I mean if everybody
did that. Listening to this podcast right now, you have
thousands and thousands of dollars my brain wondering if I
ever bought a bump card for somebody and I didn't
realize it, Yeah, because they probably wouldn't tell me. Yeah.

(07:57):
I think it's a true man operation. I think you
one person has to let to catch us out like away,
while the other person goes to the card and then
goes around another aisle and like scratchtch like certain stores
though some of them have them at the cash register,
but other stores like Target, have them in the middle
of the store saying you've got to get it in
like as you're walking, you're scratching. I remember working at

(08:17):
Toys r US when Pokemon cards where a thing. Kids
would take the cards, run into the bathroom, stall, open
the cards, stuff the wrappers into a little like wall
thing that they jimmy to stuff wrappers in, and then
walk out the store. They basically shawshank redemptioned there for

(08:38):
someone else. You could probably grab a couple of cards.
Then you go into the restroom. Because they're so small,
you can put in the back pocket. Go into the restroom,
and then then you can, like I guess, take it
off of the wrapping and then you have the cars.
You scratch the number of are you giving us? Are
you guys giving lessons on a you know? You scratch it?
You copy that? About doing that anymore? Because it's so little,

(09:00):
Just stick it in your your underwear, up your up,
your ask maybe you're asked, I'm not putting a card
on my ass and you walk out, you take it
out later, who cares put it in the bag first,
or you're only going to use it to go buy someples?
Now using it now, I'm wondering if they were supposed
to have activated it and that's why it's not working. Well,
that's why if anybody is at fault it probably would

(09:23):
be the store because it's normally not active until they
and the guys were very confused about what it was, like,
they didn't know what it was, so I think that
they just rang it up as a dollar amount. You
really were in the middle of nowhere. They didn't know
what Amazon was. Yeah, they were like, what is this?
It was in their store. They didn't know. So I'm

(09:43):
just screwed to say how much eighty dollars with a
gift card? So wait, it was a gift that you
got originally that used that gift card to buy an
Amazon gift card, So you're really not out any money personally.
You just got shafted on the gift shafted on eighty dollars.
So what was the store in the first I don't
want to say. I would definitely call Amazon. Now. I

(10:03):
think Amazon's got so much money. I don't think they
came out a day. Wait, they're not just going to
give it to somebody on a whim. How many time Amazon?
And then you're like you're like, you know, I really
don't like it. It's not that size. I need a
different size, turn it and they go keep it. You
know what? Companies like that they actually give you the
money back. I have an example, Okay, I ordered a

(10:27):
case of this of this glass bottles of a drink,
it doesn't matter what drink it was for from jet
dot com, and five of the bottles were just smashed
and trashed and splattered and all the liquid was all
over the rest of the case. When this is when
I opened it up, and I'm like, you, guys, you
didn't secure the stuff and bubble wrap. You didn't do

(10:47):
it properly. Buying expensive water again, No it wasn't water. No,
it was apple cider vinegar drink. You need a case
that I don't rags makes it alignemate it's so good,
Greg t So I bought it by the case. But
here's the best part. I called Jet and I said, listen,

(11:08):
this is what this happened. And they're like, no worries,
if you like, just wash off the ones that were available,
that that were there that were good, and then just
throw the rest away. We'll give you the credit on
the entire case. So they credit me back my money
on the entire case. And then twenty of the bottles
were usable, So I got bottles of this. Did you

(11:30):
see that add on Facebook where if you that. It's
like the thing right now, if you drink that stuff,
you lose weight. That's the thing that's going on right now.
But yeah, it's it's been like that for years, Brax,
Apple cider vinegar with the money and that stuff. Could
you do shots of that? Really, Bethany, they all drink
two tea spoons and death, but super careful diluted it.

(11:53):
Really didn't know that. That's why that's why the line
aid is great because they diluted with they put stevia
in it, and they a little with water. Yeah. Really,
so that okay, So I don't mean it tastes like
gatorade if I just intruded on your convo, But I'm
just very interested. Wait so that really legitimately works? Like
I'll speak to metabolism. Yeah, I'll tell you this. For me,
Apple cider vinegar. When I was taking it, I had

(12:15):
this I always haven't had, have had a massive craving
for sweets. Yeah, I started taking it, I lost that craving.
It was gone. It's supposed to hew clear your skin,
and it also is great for bad breath. Really gargle
with it. Yeah, I wasn't sure if I should believe
the ads. I've been seeing them run and I'm like,
you know this part of Dr Fatloss's diet. Not a doctor,

(12:37):
per se, He's not a doctor, per se. Bragg's b
R A G G S not a sponsor. Should be
a sponsor because we all use it. Because you love
this stuff that has looks like particles floating in the bottom.
You don't want like store brand gray, like a brown vinegar.
You want like Bragg's apple cider vinegar with the mother

(12:58):
because those are those particles in the bottom and you
want to shake it up and then you want to
with the mother. Is important. I swear I'm gonna try
this stuff. I had no idea. I've seen all the adds.
I never thought anybody he really used the stuff. But again,
not a sponsor. But but when the first time she
bought it, she thought it was rancid because it had
the little particles floating at the bottom. Oh yeah, oh
my god, you're the only one not doing it. But
be careful, because I tried. I don't just like I'll

(13:23):
just do a shot a day. Oh my god. Okay,
talking about burning here, and it's no, it's it's it's vinegar.
It's vinegar. And apple cider. Here's the best part. People
people will sit there at lunchtime and they will will
they'll eat like a crazy lunch and then you'll see
them open it up, take it out of their personal yep.
But I had a friend who was like on this

(13:45):
crazy starvation diet and he would just chug it. I'm like, dude,
he that is not good. You don't want to I've
got to try this. I'm not even kidding you. I'm
buying one bottle today. Started like started like a tease
boon or a tablespoon, diluted in water or diluted in
like sparkling water. It kind of tastes good that way,
you know, diluted its yellow where I've seen it, Yes,

(14:11):
I know. It's one of those products that actually sound
more appetizing than it tastes. It really works. This is great, though.
How turns have you seen an ad where you're unsure?
But you three are sitting here saying, oh, and Garrett's
it really works. I'm gonna I'm not kidding them buying it.
It's not gonna like make you lose ten pounds tomorrow.
It just it helps sort of clean you out. And
I love being even though we veered off to vinegar talk.

(14:32):
Can we name the title of this podcast apple kind
of balls in your mouth? Yeah, I think that's walls,
walls in your mouth, falls in your mouth or vinegar.
Is it done? I have to go to the bathroom.
It's so bad. Music v I N E g A
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