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October 4, 2017 15 mins

Producer Jake decided to drop a story that NO ONE knew about!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone?
All right, yes, Engineer Jeff special guest appearance on the
podcast today. Come on, Jeff, grab a microphone. What else

(00:22):
do you have to do around here? Everything? Tomorrow would
ever tomorrow us in Orlando, tomorrow tomorrow whatever? Who cares?
We can get to that later. What fancy podcast is this?
We don't know. We're trying to get content, So do
you have anything to talk? Jeff will be working underneath
me this entire podcast. There's there's people at your place

(00:44):
of employment, anybody's place of employment, that are just bitter.
And I think you know where I'm going with bitter guy.
I know here. Yeah, I'm becoming increasingly better. And Jake's
becoming bitter too. Jake's salt. He's not bitter yet. But
Jake's only like twelve years old. So the fact that

(01:04):
he's salty at this point in life, can you imagine
when he's your time he is fourteen or fifteen? He
is going to be Yesterday was a big deal. Somebody
actually guessed my age, really, like my legitimate age. How
do we get though? Like what caused someone to go?
You know what? You look like? You're twenty six. All right,

(01:27):
Nate doesn't even know how old. I don't know. I
don't even know. So how did you get to that point?
What were you doing that someone guess your age? And
why did I was? I was getting my hair cut
and my barber was like your what and I was like,
holy cow, nobody actually guess made because I look a
lot younger than I am, and so most people always
think I'm like twenty, I'm going to get carded until
I'm like, well seven, yeah, I gotta say that hairline

(01:48):
recedes any farther the end of the year. I bet
he's not salty to his barber though. No, No, you
can't be salty to your barber. No, because he has.
Yesterday he dropped his scissors on me, and I'm like,
this is why you have to be nice to your barber. Okay,
that's a good topic there, because I had my hair

(02:10):
cut one time, the last time this guy ever cut
my hair. Uh. He was cutting my hair and then
he turned me away from the mirror and then went
and got some sort of powder and was putting it
on my ear. So then he goes, hey, how's it look?
And he turned the turned me towards facing the mirror,
and I still didn't really see my my ear. So

(02:30):
then I get up and I go to the bathroom
and my ear was just covered in blood. The guy
cut my freaking ear and didn't even tell me. So
that was the last time I went to him. We'll
see if they cut you and they tell you and
they like make a big deal. Ever, then it's like,
all right, people make mistakes. He didn't even say anything, nothing,
not a word. Put baby powder on my ear, Like
what the hell is that going to do? And then

(02:52):
I go to the bathroom and there's just blood streaming
down my ear because he snipped my ear. You were
just talking about how they turned your chair, So I ways,
have you guys ever been to I'm not going to
mention names, but those sports places where they cut your
hair in the case sports clips, okay, to see now,
Brodie can't go off on them. Wanted to know it

(03:12):
was New York sports apart for the record, it wasn't.
It wasn't sports clips, but it was a chain like
that shut up, never will be right, And so they
make a big deal out of turning your chair sideways
to watch the game, so you're not looking in the
mirror of the whole haircut, and so you don't see

(03:33):
it happening, which is weird because normally you watch them
and so you're watching the TV and they're cutting your
hair and and then they turn you back and it's
like Extreme Makeover Home, you know, like yeah, so they
turned me back and they go, what do you think?
And it was just not right. It was just not right.
And I think that that's a great way to like

(03:55):
not have you stress or keep an eye on them.
You know, we were um doing our iHeart Radio music
festival last week. I actually went into get my hair
cut at a salon locally. They're at the Bellaggio, and
the woman sat there and gave me the whole history
about the difference between barbers and hair stylists. And do
you know that they have separate licenses. Yeah, because the

(04:18):
hairstylist as not allowed to do shaving or anything with
a single edged razor. Barbers have barber licenses for that reason.
So barbers have you know that they deal with sharper objects,
let's say, so hair stylists don't. So barbers and hairstylus
have to have separate places to cut hair. They're segregated

(04:39):
in a salon, and and then they were talking about
how when they come to the hotel rooms, if people
order to their hotel rooms, the the barbers are not
allowed to go to the hotel rooms because there's you know,
God forbid, there's an accident and then they need an
emergency kit. You can get your hair cut in the
hotel room. It's Vegas, while you have get two girls,

(05:01):
one in Vegas. How much is a haircut in Vegas
in the Bellaggio of all places, seventy dollars? Seventy that
but that's without without tip. How much did you tip?
Did you give him? That's a good tip. How much
charged for a man's haircut? It was? This was the

(05:23):
famous last words, charge it to my room. So I
saw it on Monday when I was checking out. It
was already the airport. I'm like, what the fun because
I just assumed it was like dollars, which which is
even expensive around here. But I paid from haut. But
this is the markup. Does anybody know the markup in hotels? Ridiculous?

(05:47):
I ordered eggs to a hotel or one time it
was thirty dollars. I paid forty dollars for scrambled eggs
and toast one from the entire experience about having them,
just you know, getting in the experience of history. Lesson
about barbers versus stylists. If you are a room service
of any kind, that's what happens to you. Think about it.

(06:10):
You're in bed, you call up on the phone, Hey,
send me this, this, this and this, and all of
a sudden, a half hour later, they wheel a table
into your room. You don't even have to get out
of bed, and you can sit there with a napkin.
What are you? What are you wearing? What are you wearing?
What's the mark up on hookers? I didn't know. Does
it cost lesson if you don't go to the hooker?

(06:32):
I never no, no, that I wouldn't. I wouldn't have
any idea about that. I've negotiated with hookers, but I've
never actually purchased one. Scary and I hold on, where
are we going? Scary and I were accidentally in a
room with hookers. It was an accident. We had no idea.
We got how did how did there was? It was
the champagne room. We never talked to. We didn't know,

(06:54):
We didn't know it was. It was that was happening,
and then we left your star bro. Yeah. He walked
into the room and there these four girls sitting walk
into a room. You know. We we were had an
after party for an event, and we were it was
somebody's sweet. It was right large. There was like there

(07:16):
was like sixty people in there, and we had no idea.
And then Jake tapped me on the shoulder and goes, dude,
you know, you were just talking to hooker And I'm like, no,
I wasn't. Yeah, you were, and but we still don't
have any proof that they were. No, we do because
there was there was four of them, and there was
another girl in a different room, and we eventually talked
to her and she we got out of her that
she was there. She was there to train these hookers.

(07:41):
She was didn't tell me. You didn't tell me this
part there for this one girl was there to train
these four hookers. Why did you there? They're taking notes,
but nobody was doing a good like nobody was picking
up any guys. So I don't know. It wasn't an
American job of training them. But they were already in

(08:02):
the room with you. Yeah, and they were part they
were part of a giant afterpart we like showed up first,
well we didn't show it first. The hookers were there first,
then Scary night shop, and then more and more people come.
There's like sixty people there by the end of this,
and they're just all sitting at the table talking and
Scary is like, no, no, they're not hookers, and I'm like, Scary, like,
they're definitely hookers. And there was there was one guy

(08:23):
and he was wearing like ripped jeans and a button
down shirt and a vest and he had a bunch
of rings on his that's the pip. And I'm like, no,
it's not just some trunk in a yellow suit. And
they said that it was their friend and they had
other friends downstairs. He is, you have a discount for
rookie cookie. So Jake didn't investigation, but you didn't tell
me that. I thought you were there for that. I

(08:45):
was not. So they were hookers in training, hookers in training.
I wonder if you get them for cheaper. That's what
I got a coupon code for for the price of two.
So let's get back to Nate negotiating with you to
hear the story. No, I mean, you go sit in
any lobby bar of any Vegas hotel, and after a while,

(09:05):
you'll see a girl just sitting there by yourself, probably
playing some sort of video slot machine there at the bar.
Hit it big, and then they'll look at you, and
then they'll walk over to you and they'll engage in conversation.
That's how you know it's a hooker. No woman ever
just talks to you. No woman ever just talks to you.

(09:26):
I was sitting in a blackjack table one time and
I was sitting there with my friend. I was sitting
there with my friend and there's these two girls looking
at us. Only at the strip club. I'm not the
most interesting man in the universe. There's these two girls
looking at us while we're sitting at the black check table,
and I'm getting this vibe. This is one of my
first times in Vegas. I'm like, oh my god, these
girls are checking me out. This is great. You are
a good looking guy. So we're sitting there and then

(09:47):
this girl stands up, walks over to me, hands me
a piece of paper, and walks back to the bar
and I'm like, she just gave me your phone number,
so open up with used of paper. And there was
two numbers and said blue. The other one said red
phone number. The girls were wearing blue and red dresses.

(10:09):
Do you think you're getting two girls? Still don't really
know what was going on. I didn't realize. I was
like the matrix, you could take the blue girl and
the girl. So then the the dealer goes, hey, you're
gonna need to win a little bit more money if
you want to talk to those girls. Then I realized, oh, ship,
they're hookers. So was it a phone number or phone
number with a dollar sign in front of them? Would

(10:31):
have been a big price if that was I wanted
to get a story like that. So the last time
we had the Radio Music Festival I went was a
couple of years ago, and I couldn't sleep, and there
was a lot of people from our company walking around
the casino. And so it's like two in the morning,
and I had gambled all I wanted to gamble, but
I had a few hundred dollars in my pocket, and
so I'm walking around by myself. I'm sitting by myself,

(10:51):
and I'm taking the money out and counting it. It
looks like I have a lot of money, and I'm
looking around and there's there's there's women there like by themselves.
I'm not going to approach them my map, right, So
I'm like, oh, I bet you some of those hookers.
So I'm counting the money and I'm looking around. I
took my ringle off. I'm figured this is gonna be great.
I'm gonna hook I'm like, nope, not interested. I'll have
a great story. I could not get a hook. I'm sorry.

(11:17):
That was a step away from wearing a shirt that
said I'd like to me. This is where I guess
I'm a little naive because I figured when you go
to a party city like that and you're just hanging out,
you just assume that everybody's dressing crazy and provocative because
for the most party, you're just out partying there on vacation.
So I had no you know, I didn't. I don't

(11:38):
underderstand the difference between a working girl, as they called themselves,
or someone who's actually just did a party from Nashville.
These girls looked like, like you like, um, working girls, see,
but I'm they're working guys. Though. Yeah, I want to

(12:03):
hear Garrett's point, But you never finished your story, which
which story you were negotiating? Did you go up to them.
Oh you know. So that was one time and then
another time. So I was sitting in a lobby bar
with a couple of our friends from My Heart. It
was at the I Heart Festival to three years ago,
and this girl walks up to us. We're sitting there
and she starts chatting with the bunch of us and

(12:25):
she indicated that it would cost six hundred dollars for
a couple of hours of her time. And I'm happy
to say after fifteen minutes of negotiating, I got her
down to two. She wanted three d I got I
had to goes. Okay, you took her up on that. No,
I didn't take her up on it, but I didn't

(12:46):
negotiate it pretty well. It's pretty happy part of the
deal you just wanting to Many years ago, um, I
was with five other guys in a car. There was
six guys of us. Were on the West side of Manhattan,
where the hookers used to be everywhere. So we pull
up to a light and this toothless hooker comes up
to the window and she said, she's like, hey, you

(13:07):
guys looking for some fun. So my friend in the
front sea it's like, yeah, what do you, what do
you in mind? Just I'll suck your blank and You'm like, yeah,
I'm like some of my friends says, how much she
goes twenty dollars, I'll go no less than ten. She
bogging herself down to ten. So, Garrett, you had a
good point. How does it work with with male hookers? Escorts? Escort? Start?

(13:36):
Did you pay extra to do them? I just said
it's a question that one time that you escort, and
how did it work? The only one in this room
by a guy, and it was it is swimmer. They
sit you down, they sit you down, and they make
you feel good, and then they take out the shears

(13:57):
and start putting my hair. I gotta say hook or
so when you do talk to him, they have no
filter whatsoever. I was drunk. I was drunk last time
I was a Vegas. I was drunk and I had
one of those bags of candy you know that you
get from them bags again from the from the from

(14:25):
the minibar. Right, I'm walking around Vegas and I'm drunk,
and I had a bag of peanut Brittles, which is
already costing nine bucks. Yeah, I'm walking and I see
this woman standing outside of the Cosmo and we're walking.
It's like four in the morning. This banging. I go, hey,
would you like some peanut brittle? No, but I'll try

(14:46):
some of that dick. Yeah, you probably would have been
cheaper than or that haircut. The fifteen Minute Morning Show

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