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September 19, 2017 15 mins

We talk brains and why Greg T doesn't own a credit card?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
represents minutes to tell everyone what's on our minds? Do
you want to really know? Sometimes in our minds are blank,

(00:24):
mind blank. Today, I don't have any thought. I have
so many thoughts that it's because I'm thinking so ahead
of what we have to do to get ready for Vegas,
and what I have to do at home, and what
I have to do in the next five minutes. My
mind is like spinning. You're also as a woman, you're
more pre programmed to think more than guys and do
it naturally. Women women have Seriously, it's women have better, uh,

(00:47):
brain capacities than guys. Women. Giving her a woman's brain
is like a multi lane highway. Okay, you cause you're
confusing many things. What you're trying to say is that
women are better able to multitask, they have better brains.
They all have more. I'm gonna stand up for the
other half of the world. Second, they have more going
on in their minds. Danie only want talking to them. No,

(01:09):
Danielle can have like seven eight things going on as
as a woman. She's got seveny things going on her
head at the same time as a guy. I can
only focus or think about one thing at a time.
Like right now, I'm like leftover appetizers in the living room.
I might want one, but you know what, I'm not
thinking about anything else. Even though he should be thinking
about other things, He's only thinking about that one thing,

(01:29):
as of as like Danielle, she's thinking about seven things
at once and and getting them all done. It's a compliment. Actually, yeah,
you know, do you take it as that my mind
is so scrambled where I am right now? Well, bro
Brody's frowning though, is if like his brain is superior? No,
I didn't. Well it is, but I didn't say that.

(01:50):
I just your original comment was women have better brains.
They do. They have, my opinion, that's better. First of all,
for a second, if you're a woman who is now
offended by saying that women have the ability in multitasks,
some people get not just women, but people get offended
because when you say it's genetically a good thing, they'll say, well,

(02:11):
how come I can't just be smart on my own
wise that to be genetic? Why why can't I just
be like I'm smart and not that just because I'm
a woman, I can multi task. It's scientifically proven that
women are better able to multitask. It's exactly defending The Caveman,
one of the greatest shows of all time off Broadway.
Uh to the whole thing about how in the old days,
back you know, before there were houses and stuff, women

(02:31):
would hunt, they would gather. Men were hunters and women
were gatherers. Women could go in and pick berries and
pick this, and they looked all over the place for food.
And men would focus on one animal and hunt that
one animal and focus in and that's it, and he
does the thing. It was a Rob Becker I think
was defending right. We went to that show and he said,
like even at the mall, women go to the mall
and they're like, oh, I'm gonna shop around and look around.

(02:52):
I'm gonna look at this stress and not just they
look at a hundred things. Men go, I need a
red jacket, and they go to the mall, they buy
a red jacket and they leave and us on everybody.
But typically when I go to a store, I know
the one thing I want, I go and again I
leave the fact I just I like to look around
and then you realize I and I need some malamars,
you know, and then you pick up malamars and some milk,

(03:16):
and then some shoes and a great store that would
be Target. If I could just send a shout out
to someone on Instagram for I'm gonna pronounce it wrong,
but it looks like a Yala resnik. She said, I'm
a big fan of the Elbas Durant show, and a
few weeks ago I discovered the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

(03:37):
I love it Capital Capitals on Love and I've been
binge listening ever since. That's a lot of a week.
And then I feel like I'm getting to know you all,
you guys personally seven episodes and then yeah, oh hey
that no, that's just this year. Uh no, since we
lost a bunch once we transferred over to the new
system that we uploaded, So what lost episode? What is there?

(04:01):
What is available right now is a hundred and seven?
We can we upload them the role in the system. Okay,
you can get to that, all right, And then she said,
I offer them as a premium service. Maybe yeah, but
I'm already trying to think of schemes to make money.
How could you How could you be multitasking? You're doing
the podcast, he's not doing it? I'm not thinking about
making money. So back to all Reside. She then writes,

(04:21):
I love I love your sense of humor. And when
you complain all the time, you know so I said,
I got to listen to Brooklyn Boys podcast. I complain
even more there. Anyway, she loves the podcast. I'm surprised
still how many people listen to the Big Show. And
no matter how many times we talked about the podcasts,
people say, you guys have podcasts, Well, you have a

(04:42):
replay channel, Oh I missed the show. What I do?
A lot of people listen like scary. They have selective hearing,
so not everyone listens very intently. How long does someone
actually listen each Like what the I mean? You don't
say it within that twenty minutes? Absolutely, I just feel
bad because I think that all of the podcast that

(05:02):
everyone everyone does, all of the podcasts are great. Yeah.
I just realized sitting here, like, let's talk sponsors for
a second. We do the fifteen minute morning show. There's
one company out there. They tried Geico Geico. The minute
we said we're doing a fifty minute morning show. I
said we should get Geico to sponsor it, and Geico said,
we don't need to. We could get minute made fifteen

(05:23):
times fifteen minutes. Really that minute we get sixteen minutes
to quarter. Sponsor. Did you have an accent costumes your
husband Sheldon? No, it was the actual geo get going
the costume. He was very cute. How do you know
he was cute? He had the helmet, The costume was cute.
I don't know what the guy inside should should I

(05:45):
think we should sales people today and we should all
call Geico and try and get them on board. We
did already spoke. You would get it done before the
rest of us. What are you guys doing? We would
call Geico and we would get we would get get
customers service, and we're trying to explain to customer service
what we're trying to do, and we still wouldn't get
any more. We need to go. Why are we calling
customer service? We're you going to get sponsorship? We want sponsorships. No,

(06:09):
this is this podcast is sponsored. It is from time
to time, time to time. Yes, not today, not today, tomorrow,
will be tomorrow. No, No, they didn't pay for it.
When I'm mentioning it, they didn't pay for today. They
don't get a mention to listen for tomorrow. That's right,
all right, But the other podcast or without sponsors and
if you'd like to sponsor our podcast, Garrett Tea and

(06:29):
I have a podcast coming out WAM. Well here's the problem,
fedg Ham. We're waiting on the artwork, artwork for we
can't launch anything until we have everything. We've been waiting
since Well, by the way, when you get fedg Ham
T shirts, I will wear one, will you? Absolutely promoted?
It's the best name for a podcast. It's the best

(06:51):
name for a podcast ever. It really Brooklyn Boys is second.
Fedch Ham is a fantastic would wear what is fed Ham?
That's exactly wants a podcast. I can't wait to hear it.
I don't even know what it is. It's just fedge.
It's going to be a daily or no, no one
does it too much work? Yeah. The thing is now

(07:14):
with podcasts, in order to launch them, you have to
have all the ducks in a row three recorded work.
You have that, this, you have that that. We were
waiting since August for the k Yes, but a lot
of people are very busy and have other things going on,
and so you know things. Now I understand what a
hand looks like, I'm curious to see what a fedge again.
Another reason to check out this podcasts right the aready

(07:35):
have all the suf is our social at fedgehm official
at official fedgem because because someone jumped jumped jumped the
gun and when we said the name of the podcast
that was taken, wait, there's a couple of ways to
spell that t went on. It's f A f E

(07:55):
J not if you throw the g. Now you change
it up, it's yeah, it's it's it's edge Ham official official.
Somebody took because there did somebody take the real fedg Ham?
Was that taking? But I like the way fetch Ham
official sounds right. Officials wrogres everywhere. Why would you tell

(08:17):
everybody that you never do that? Very he's excited. When
when he's passionate and excited, he can be very come
out and say we're creating something called the iPod so
that everybody get a trademarket. So he was the next thing.
He was so mad. He's like, someone took me, but
we took. We found a nice compromise. Though, Okay for

(08:37):
the person who took it, screw you. You're an ass
and you know what they were hoping to get paid off.
Of course they were. That's what I took it. I
told that, I said, t they're holding it because they
want us to pay them for it. He's like, he
was so mad. I know somebody owns Gregg dot com
and they won't give it up to you. Someone owns
David Brody dot com. And I called the guy and
he's like, it's my son is too and someday who

(08:59):
want a website? And he gets it. I bought into
great tease theory. Though, if you think about it, in
the world, he's probably the most famous Greg Tea, one
of the subways pretty famous. But that's and that's just
in New York, I think in the world. And that's
saying right out of all the great teas in the world,

(09:21):
he's probably the most fas I'm the famous, most famous
Scary Jones exactly. By the way, you have Scary Jones
dot com. Yes, someone, oh you're doing And on Instagram,
Danielle Menaro was taken because the girl's name is Danielle
Lemon and it's it's I think it's French, but I'm
not sure. So she has in her bio, not the

(09:42):
one from the radio, because mine is Danielle Menaro Radio,
Danielle Menaro, Well, she's not from this country, and I
think she knows after the fact because people probably started
following her thinking they were getting our Danielle and she
had to make it clear so she didn't have to
respond to every person. Yeah. I just think there should
be a phone line for us to be able to
call and talk to somebody in the higher ups and

(10:05):
explain to them, and then somebody the higher ups the
internet problem. If somebody's name is Greg and his last
initial ist T, he legally gets to do it. No,
but Bruce Springsteen didn't known Bruce Springsteen for a while.
But do we need to pass the laws that ordinary
people can't just want that they are compared to if
you're in the public's eye. If you're in the public's eye,

(10:26):
you cannot, like you should be able to get Okay,
let me ask you a question. Let's say Greg Tea exists, right,
and then he's got it for seven years, and then
all of a sudden Greg T gets on the radio
like you, and then you become famous. Should he lose
it because now you've become more famous. Good point? If right,
if you're not, if you if you put it to us,

(10:47):
and you have what if Greg T becomes the Next
Bachelor and then Greg T gets goes on this is awesome,
becomes a big star and his name is T. Should
you lose you again? It goes back to whether or
not you've been using it already, right, but you're using it,
but he's more famous, you know, not scruising it is
American Express because it was they were going to be

(11:09):
a dot com that's now that's owned by Americans American Eagle.
But but you know what, you're right, American Express want
a either AMEX, but want because they're American Eagle outfitters.
Eagle got Dave got somebody else exactly. Yes, He's right,
That's what I'm trying to tell you. I just heard.

(11:30):
Nobody says outfits, right, American Eagle does not own that
a e is somebody else. He's right, yeah. But when
American Eagle's we're gonna over American Express. Here's the thing.
What he calls American Express a EO dot com. It
takes you to American Eagle Outfits. No, there's a commercial
and nobody says outfitters. It's like nobody says, I'm going

(11:52):
if you say, we had this debate already. But if
you say you're going to t g I Friday's, shut up,
You're going to Friday's. Nobody says you're going to Pizzrioh
who knows? Barn grow You just go to stop it.
I'm trying to find it right out of the commercially here.
American when we go out to dinner, scary and you
offer to pay, do you say I'm pulling out my
card or my am Nobody says Federal Express. They say

(12:15):
they don AX either. I think they got screwed on
that hold on they own AMAX. They all please, then
they would buy that. I'm not gonna be able to
sleep at night. Am X dot com goes to uh,
the New York Stock Exchange. I'm talking about AX, who
owns owned by the American the New York Stock Exchange. Well,
then AMX blew it. American Express really got so express.

(12:40):
They charged me a lot of interest. American Express dot com,
But why are you going to the website. You just
use the f to pay your bill and you're good.
I don't use American Express because I feel you have
to pay it in full, don't you every time? Well
to be on exactly. You don't have a credit card.
Nobody can believe it. We went at to dinner with
a couple of friends of ours, So Trician his cash
in his pockets all the time. How many what did

(13:03):
you make a big purchase? Debit ever comes out of
my credit cards. So we went to dinner with a
with a couple of friends of ours and they were like,
they're like putting their cards in and I give him
my debit card and he's like and the guy said,
what's that and I we don't have a credit card
and he's like why, and I'm like, I don't know.
We just use our cash. So then they said, well,
how did you go on a vacation? We're like we
paid cash there? Like how did you fly there? Like

(13:24):
we paid cash? No, No, we've never. We just don't
over extend ourselves. It's weird. We just don't have a
credit card. The thing I've learned from about it, we
don't use He has several different accounts within the bank
for many different reasons. So he has a birthday account,
he has a dinner account, he has a holiday account.
So depending on where he is or what he's doing

(13:46):
throughout the day, he'll use that specific account. We went
to Mexico and when we had to check into the room,
I gave him my debit card and you're like, we
don't accept this is so yes, So Garrett how to
put his put my room on his credit cards? On
of a bitch ordered porn? Did not? I did not,
but I didn't think about it. And because I want
to pull my wallet out, I go here and then
they go no, and I'm like, I don't have a

(14:06):
credit card. I started panicking, and luckily Garret's right next
to when he goes here, use my credit card. Let
me ask you a questions. So everything comes out of
your debit, like every monthly bill and all that everything
that is so you. So you actually don't have any
no credit card whatsoever. You have all these accounts in
the bank. Do you pay cash for gash gas when

(14:26):
you're when you don't? You know that having a credit
card gets you like flight points and all things. Well
that's what stear He actually was talking to Trish about
that he actually cashed in all these points and so
Trich is actually looking into it right now. We're trying
to find the right something else you're missing out to
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(14:47):
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