109- Hey, do I know you? 9/15/17

We have had the nicest to strangest encounters on the street. Plus, our old pal Carla Marie joins us!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis Presents Minute Morning Show. I think we should have
a special guest host host today leaving no, I don't.

(00:22):
I don't know. Hi, guys, what's her name again? That's
terrible joke. You're a man, you guys. You guys could
say we word things on this podcast, and I can,
of my own moody say fuck. You can't say fuck,
yes you can. You can't just say fun on the podcast.
You're not host to say, well, don't say Elvis. Remember

(00:46):
when you had that rule. We were allowed one swear
word for podcast that lasted like a week. Wait a minute.
Fun is one swear word. It just because I said
it five times. So if you swear during this podcast,
you're only allowed to say fun. Right, thank you? Oh yeah,
by the way, it's me Marie. He's got snacks. This

(01:07):
is the bottom part of my muffin. So every morning, Hi,
I go to Mustafa the coffee guy downstairs. It's amazing,
and he gives me my iced coffee, which I pay for,
and then a muffin which I don't and so I
ate the top of my muffin at seven thirty and
now I'm eating the bottom of my muffin at ten?
How did you have that kind of self frustrain? I
don't know, because I eat breakfast. Could you eat the

(01:30):
bottom and leave the top, because the top is really
the better know, the top is the better part. The
bottom is just like if I'm hungry. Could you eat
the bottom reverse? Yeah? That bottom looks pretty moist because
it's new. You like the moist bottom? Yeah, I do
love moist bottom. Get into that on Monday? So you
want to you want to get into a moist bottom

(01:52):
on Monday. But this is shut up? So what's saying? No? No, no,
Carlo day? Is this your Were we doing the podcast
when you were here? No? You guys started after no
because Anthony and I did a podcast, got a show,
and then everyone started podcasting. But I've been on I

(02:16):
do not last Thanksgiving. I think I was on this one.
If you still listen to this podcast, sometimes I haven't
in a while. She listens to the show every morning
because she texts me she's getting ready for her show.
How many ideas do you steal from our show? We
don't because we hate like there's so many listeners that
after you guys are done, we'll switch over. So if
we do anything said that today, we didn't know Elvis

(02:38):
did that today, so we're because well, it's funny, we've
been going through this for twenty years because we have
the same prep services is probably a hundred other radio shows.
So we'll do some topic about a woman having some
scent that can attract a big foot from a mile
and a half away. And you guys still from Kane
show exactly, so you don't do like Anthony's topic train

(02:59):
No and okay, so still nothing between you guys. Oh
come on, come on, come on, can we at least
get the exclusive. I'll give you the exclusive if it
ever happens, all right, I better be paid for all
the time. Come on, now you're working out, He works

(03:22):
out good because she works out? More common now, but
they have another thing in common. At any point, at
what point in your real in your friendship, did you
have a crush on him? Hold on, time out. You
know I've worked out before moving to Seattle, but now
you do before the show, and I like how you
feel like that's something really special in common. I don't

(03:44):
work out. My wife doesn't work out. We're perfect in
most people's dating profile when they're trying to attract someone.
They right, I work out trying to get somebody answered
Brethony's questions. I think when I first started working here,
Anthony had really long hair, yeah, and I was like
this guy he got longer. He was the only person
who worked here that was the same age as me.
I mean, we had Lauren t J was much older,

(04:06):
but it was just, you know, there was this one person.
And then he would like take me out to lunch
with all the other guys that worked here in the
other department. So that's when we became friends. So I
think when I first met him, I had a cross
but once we became friends. Now, because once I knew him,
it goes away. After co host, Yes, how is dating
in Seattle? Because Seattle is very and I say, this

(04:30):
is the nicest way possible. If anyone that listens to
us as listening granola in the sense that I'm like,
I'm not used to that. Now I've adjusted to lifestyle
there and I love it and I'm relaxed and it's
great and vegans awesome sometimes and all that stuff. But two,
I don't share a lot of the same interests and
I listen, I love hiking and all that stuff. But

(04:52):
I also like nice things and and going out and
dressing nice and wearing heels sometimes. And that's not what
it's like at all. But there are a plenty of
people that have moved from all over. She's so busy.
She's always I'm not traveling or doing something or something.
She doesn't have time six weekends in a row, not
being ridiculous. She just adopted to kittens though. By the way, Oh,

(05:15):
Anthony's babysitting Delta send you all over the country because
she has people that watch. I have people to watch.
I have people friends, I have friends actually guys. Okay,
so what was the last time you went on a
date with someone that perhaps you used a dating app?
I don't know. My friends set me up with one
of our listeners has become my friend, and she set

(05:35):
me up with someone that she's known forever from Washington.
So when you went out with this person, was the
first thought, Oh, wow, they really know me, or this
person doesn't know me at all. I would never go
out with this guy if my friend really I would
say that you didn't really know me as well, because
you have to keep in mind, like meeting someone at
twenty nine and then becoming your friend is so different

(05:56):
than my life here. I've known most of my friends
since I was a kid. Or it's people like you
guys where we spend every day together all the time
because people know you. So I can only have known
this friend for a year and a half and I
only met her like, uh, six months ago, So what
does she know about me other than listening to the
radio and hang out with me sometimes when I'm around.

(06:16):
So it is that is such a difference. But oh,
you'll love this person. I hate it. I hate when
people try to do this because is it harder to
date now that you're a co host that people won't
know who you are? Yes, it is so weird. It
is because once you see your job, they're gonna listen,
but they also listen to you. Get you guys do
get recognized, so we do. It's funny. Anthony's voice gets

(06:37):
recognized a lot. Really yeah, well, it is a very
distinct voice, especially in that area. I don't think exactly. Um,
they'll notice because I think he has more of an
accent than I do. So if we're out and he'll
say certain words, people like are you the guy in
the radio? I noticed the way you said this, or
sometimes it'll happen to me with some words. But yeah, people,
but also people don't approach the way they roach here.

(07:00):
They just won't say hi. Everyone's passive aggressive. We're in
Jersey or New York or any of the other city
like Florida where last the concert this, No one's going
to do that one because they don't want to be
embarrassed to they're not as outgoing, and they also probably
just don't care. Oh that was the girl in the radio. Cool,
But so you get a lot of people staring at
you from across the room. Yeah. And I once caught

(07:22):
a girl go to her boyfriend. I think that's the
people from the radio. We're eating somewhere, and he's like, no, wait, like, no,
it is, And I heard her. I didn't say anything
because I don't want to be like, hey, I heard you,
Like what am I gonna say? But yeah, And they
happens here, but it's louder. Yeah, hey, I think that's
the girl from the radio. Happened and we were in
the air on the other side. Remember that, on the

(07:45):
other side of the airport, this woman is standing and
she screamed out him. Oh, I wanted to put my
head in the toilet because I was like, it's weird.
I don't so you guys know, I don't member faces.
It takes me a really long time to see someone
over and over before I recognized them. And I had
somebody on the subway. The doors open, she comes in,

(08:08):
she sees me, she plops down next to me. She's like,
oh my god, hi Bethany. And I don't know who
she is. But I also don't know if maybe I
should know who she that's the worst. And so it
turns out she's a listener. I've never met her before
in my life, but I was talking to her like
she was like a work contact because I'm I'm really
tired today. Man, how have you been? I have no idea,
but like she was so outgoing and lovely. I assumed

(08:30):
I must have known if she invited you to lunch,
you would have felt like, oh my god, I probably
should have lunch with And she was like, hey, can
I get Daniel's phone number? I probably would have given.
It is true because people do know a lot about
your life. Yeah, and so they'll start having conversations with
you about things, and like, am I supposed to know you. Yeah. Yeah.
It's funny when people remember too, because some of the
most passive quick conversations that we have, somebody will bring

(08:53):
up to me and say, oh my god, yeah when
your ex girlfriend did that. I'm like, how do you
forget she did that? Out? How do you know that?
How do you remember that? It's really strange. But I
also really appreciate it because people who remember that stuff
are the reason that we have jobs. And it's nice
if you're like me and you're awkward at conversation, it's

(09:15):
nice that they know stuff about Can you carry it
so you can talk about stuff? Yeah, we did a
topic about I we Well, so we have Uber Do
you guys have Uber eats here yet? So? Yeah, so
we have that and we have Amazon restaurants. Wait do
we have it here yet that we are Have you
guys heard of Nirvana? A test market for everything. We

(09:35):
test it and it's a crap show. No, we said,
f it's a you can say crap I was gonna
say so, and then we we realize it's a mess
and then we tested So we had Uber eats when
we first moved out there. Um, but anyway, we can
order McDonald's now. Everyone going to McDonald's and we ordered
that one morning and I took it to the bathroom
before going back to the studio wait to eat, and

(09:57):
Anthony sees me walking into the bathroom with McDonald's and
flip out that I took the food in the bath
So we did that whole thing on the air ball bus.
Now people come up to him like, your gross for
taking the food in the bathroom or no, I'm totally
that's the thing that they remember, the food in the bathroom.
My wife's like that, not to sidetrack on that topic,
but if we have dinner and I'll pick up the
leftover bag because I'm the guy, I carry the bag
and she's you know, with the kids, and I'll get

(10:19):
and I'll just run into the bathroom. Second, give me food,
it's in a bag in a star from container. No,
give me. I don't want to be I don't want
the bathroom. But nothing's gonna have to it. Nope, I'm
not going to pee on it. No, I know I'll
eat while going to the bathroom. I don't care. Not
when you're like like a plate, I don't know what
a plate like. Breaths to go and after you you know,

(10:42):
take care of your wiping. Can we continue to eat
with your hands without washing? Are you sitting and you
have what like a Chinese takeout container with chopsticks? You know,
like I take take a TV tray into the bathroom
with me, Like I'm eating this muffin right now, Like
if I have a lot of muffin to go, I'm
a I'm an active eater, and so I like to

(11:02):
eat while I'm eating and like then finished eating and
be done. I can't like put some aside and wait
till later. And I eat, and so um, I will
go to the bathroom eating the muffin. I'll go into
the bathroom, I'll keep eating the muffin, and then when
I'm done, I will absolutely not touch the muffin. But
I'll usually have it in a napkin or something that
I place in a place where I'm not going to
get anything. It talked to it, but not a monster.

(11:27):
Can we find out that's not even real? That's what
you're smelling When you smell something, it's because the articles
of pooper in the air. Whatever. You go to Seattle system,
there's tons of excuse me, first, you have like all
the Amazon and stuff, how cool is that this is

(11:49):
so we have Amazon Restaurants, which was the first way
you can order food really in Seattle other than Postmates,
which is not my favorite. I'm sorry if they're class
because they cost like thirty extra dollars. Macaelmore mentioned Postmates
on the show. It was also a good experience. He said,
the last time he was an asshole. Uh sorry, I
cursed was post He was upset with the driver. New York. Amazon.

(12:15):
So Amazon restaurants, you can order from your favorite restaurants,
same way over eats works. But now we have Amazon Assistant,
which my apartment building is actually beta testing for Amazon,
and I'm freaking love so I have. It's like a
cleaning person you can have come to your house, but
they actually come like they're Amazon Polo and everything. You
can also have them fold your clothes, do your laundry. Yeah, uh,

(12:38):
feed your animals whatever you need. Now I haven't set
to come every four weeks. That was like the longest
I could do. And now that I have kittens, I
can't keep track of his cat harots everywhere. It's great
to have someone with a legit Amazon vacuum that comes
in and does but she comes and goes whenever. Kelly
is my assistant accident. Yeah, and is it expensive. It's
a hundred bucks for a full cleaning, like too, and

(13:02):
it pays right through my Amazon Prime. Yeah. And now
I'm emailing someone back and forth from Amazon. So every
morning I shout out Jeff Bezos on the air because
Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Maclamore, because I assume they're
all listening. So I'm telling the girl, I'm like, I
work on any three. I love you guys I talked
about on the air. It's like, I know I listened.
I'm like Amazon's listening. We also have Amazon Pickup Fresh Pickup,

(13:24):
where I can order my groceries online. I pull into
like the drive thing and they put it in my
car and I pull out. When is it? I mean,
here all these things amazoncer Son's gonna take over radios.
And it is really funny being a test city because
growing up Oh Claire, Wisconsin was a test city for
a lot of stuff, So we got crazy things that
never made it to the market. There were these feminine

(13:47):
hygiene things flavor the cheese. They were little cups. They
were called no No. This was a long time ago
before I got my period. I mean it was like,
but they were these they looked what are they? They
looked like if you took a pea pod, split it
the long way and opened it up and then took

(14:07):
the peas out. And it was supposed to six It
was supposed to be hugged by your laby, okay, and
it was made of absorbent material and it would just
sort of hold everything in until you went to the bathroom,
where it would just all come out. So it was
just like a little barrier. Oh God, never forget and absorbent, yes, so,

(14:35):
but we were testedy for it. It never made it
out to the rest of the world because it's macorable
and it didn't work. But it was interesting. Yeah, you
get to see. So I'll let you guys know everything
that's happening, right, let us know when we'll get it too.
Here's something you'll get in three months, you guys. Minute

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