108- The Follow - 9/14/17

Bethany is EXTRA excited because her favorite podcast just followed her on Twitter!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents minute Morning Show, Good Morning, afternoon, night, whatever
the ship for you, insomniac If you're listening to this

(00:23):
in the middle of the night sharing at the ceiling,
were in the future. Yeah, it's a fifty minute morning
show podcast. I'm Scary Jones along with Danielle, Bethany Garrett
and Brody. My tongue is now? Why am I always last?
Stop going counterclockwise? What are you talking about clockwise next time? What? Oh?
I see? Does? It doesn't mean any Just because you

(00:48):
mentioned last doesn't mean that you are last, the best
for last? You hear that the best last. My tongue
is numb, wife, because I bit the side of my
cheek in my sleep. I think I've been chewing on
the side of my cheek and so I have like
a little sore in there, like by my tooth. So
I said, oh, I'm gonna put like um like something
in there and numb it like one of those you know,

(01:09):
or yeah, And I put it on my top too,
and now I cannot feel my right like you said
on your tongue. Okay, I have I have pizza mouth.
Let's away the roof the roof of my mouth. I
burned it with cheese Captain crunch that WoT do you

(01:30):
have the strings hanging down? I can feel it with
the top with my topkin. Why does that happen with
Captain Crunch? Because it's sharp. I have the same problem
with tittsi roll pops because sometimes they have like a
hollow spot that this sugar syrup didn't think into in
the mold, and so it creates this sharp crevice and

(01:51):
I cut my and then you're like, why does this
taste like copper? Oh that's blood? Okay, pizza mouth? I
thought meant like breath of pizza because he often does
have like a pizza garlic e kind of thing because
I'm always eating hamish. Blame it on the boogie. You you,
you eat a lot of garlic. That's why there's a

(02:12):
lot of garlic in my diet. Yeah. Um, do I
seem like I'm in a better mood today the normal? Yes? Yes?
Much better? What are you? What are you doing? Well?
Thank you for asking, Scary. I am in a good
mood today because I woke up to a notification overnight
that my favorite podcaster now follows me on Twitter and

(02:33):
I know that this isn't a big deal to anybody else. Brodie,
and I've been following you for podcast that's like, there's
the Brooklyn Boys. WTF account follow Bethany. No, I'll do
that right now, right now. But okay, so who is
your favorite podcast there? And why is this make you excited? Okay?
One of my very favorite podcasts is called Last Podcast

(02:54):
on the Left and it's these three guys, um, Ben Kissle,
Marcus Parks and Henry Zabowski, who are hilarious and they
talk about movies. They talk about um like paranormal activity, aliens, ghosts, um,
serial killers, all of the stuff that I love. They're
so funny. Um, it's so inappropriate. It's hilarious. And I

(03:18):
have been following Ben Kissel on Twitter for a while
and he just followed me back and I got the
notification and I was like, this is amazing. Where do
you go from here? Um, I'm gonna slide into his
d M s a little bit. So Henry Zabrowski, who's hilarious,
has followed me for a while and we talked back
and forth every once in a while, and I love him.

(03:39):
Ben Kissel is from Wisconsin and is six ft seven
and so like my people, I could just side check
for a second. I liked what you described the podcast
because I know while you listened to it, like when
they do movie reviews and TV reviews and talk about
serial killers, supernatural exciting serial killers gets her. It's like

(04:01):
it's like when you go to the pharmacy and you go, um,
I'll have some gum, give me a hair brush, uh,
condoms and loop. It's like Ivy Proof in that original
stuff for Danielle and the next give me the two
leader bottle of soda, the band aids, and the twelve
inch build. We have a special on the six inch.

(04:27):
I can see you, yeah, exactly. But so I was
wondering if you guys have anything like that where it's
like somebody who's not necessarily like a super famous rock star,
but you're excited when they follow you. When TV shows
do that to me, I get so excited. Like when
American Horror Story tweeted me back, I'm like, I know
it's an intern just sitting there tweeting for American Hard
Sorry Story tweeting me back. Probably what White Castle and

(04:54):
Taco Bell both follow me. That's huge and I'm a
big fan of Late and I TV. I watch pretty
much every late night television show. I'm more excited that
Late Night with uh, The Late Show at Stephen Colbert
follows me more than if he followed me. Yeah, like
The President Show follows me, Jimmy The Tonight Show, Jimmy

(05:14):
Fallon follows me. Jimmy Fallon himself follows Yeah. But I'm
just as excited that let's do this all of us.
He follows all of us. Jimmy Fallon a message right now,
guaranteed you will not get a reason. Jimmy Fallon has
forty nine million followers on Twitter, and he's only following
seven thousand people. And one of them, let's let's send

(05:36):
him a direct message. Hey, it's your boys, Scary Jones,
just saying what's up? Yeah? See if he following, I
owe Jimmy Fallon an apology, Jimmy, Well love Jimmy Fallon,
and Jimmy found follows me, and I'm honored that he
does not quite as big as the podcast that follows Bethany.
But Jimmy Fallon follows me. But sometimes I tweet about

(05:59):
other late night talk show is he competes against and
I feel like he's looking at going, why am I
following David Brodie? He's tweeting about Stephen Colbert. Oh you
it's like awkward. It's like when your friends break up
and you still want to be friends with both of
your friends. Yeah, and I like them both. So I
feel like I need to tweet more about Jimmy. I
don't want to offend Steven right, you see what I
have to go through. But again, Taco Bell and White
Castle follow me. So that was my answer, scary anybody

(06:20):
for you spending Jimmy a d No. No, here's here's
one thing I wanted to tell you, guys. Excited, excited
the day that Justin Timberlake retweeted me, What did you
say to Justin timber No? See, this is what you
gotta get a little clever. You find out the projects
and the things that interest them, especially if they have
like money involved in something. So I know for a

(06:43):
fact that Justin Timberlake has money invested in UM Southern Hospitality,
which is a restaurant. He owns the restaurant it's in
It's in Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan, so not a sponsor.
So knowing that Southern Hospitality would would retweet me, and
you know they'll pick up all my stuff. I knew
dann Well that Justin would actually would. I would see

(07:06):
it at the very least. So I wrote another son,
another football Sunday coming up. I can't think of a
better place to catch the games than at at Southern
Hospitality and get some ribs and chicken. Just like that
fell right into the palm of my hands. Southern Hospitality
retweets me, and then in about I guess, an hour later,

(07:27):
Justin timber Lake takes my tweet and quotes it, said
you said it, brother, that's the spot, and retweeted me,
and then I got a ship ton of followers on Twitter.
Just how much free time do you have on your
hands that you actually sat there and thought, hey, this
is a good way to get Justin Timberlake following. Listen, listen,

(07:52):
think of your favorite artists, Okay O'Neil, uses, gold Ball,
Davy Powder. They have they have to have financial interesting,
I don't know. They have to have either financial or
they must have maybe they have like a charity involvement,
like for instance, our favorite, one of our favorite baseball players,

(08:13):
David Wright. You might not get to David right, but
if you start tweeting at the David Wright Foundation, which
he had, David writes not on social media, and that's
terrible because about that foundation, you're just using them to
get the night being ricane relief. Let me tweet about

(08:35):
arcane beliefs. Terrible. Gold bomb is a body powder, so
you technically can put it on your balls, but can
you put on your rather than remember the first episode
of this season's American horror story Cult where one of
the characters, it was Billy Lord's character, she's interviewing for
the nanny position, and she's talks about how like the

(08:58):
highlight was when Lena Dunham retweeted me I got to
followers that day. That's exactly what they're making fun of you.
What I'm saying is we all got it. Tweet at
the brand. He's still going a loud noises, we got
we got the analogy. Okay, I'm just telling you, but

(09:18):
I'm giving you everyone advice. That's how you get noticed
by He's not sure to get noticed by big celebrities.
I don't care. Ben Kissel follows me on Twitter. That's
all I need. White Castle follows me. It is interesting, though,
we all have our we all have our quirks. And
one of Scary's quirks and I understand this because I

(09:39):
think it's an anxiety thing is that, um, he has
to finish his thought, whether we all catch on or not. Right,
you have to know that you finished what you're saying. Yeah,
I wasn't done yet, right, even though we don't know
what you were going to say, you need to make
sure anywhere that you've gotten it out. And I think
because you need to make sure that you've been heard, right,
that is right, right, especially when people talking all the

(10:01):
hell over me. Right. But but yeah, you're right, even
though we all know what you were going to write,
that you need to because I like that as well.
Like if I feel like I've not been heard, I
get really frustrated. So I apologize Scary for like, I
don't know, you don't have to apologize, but she'd rather
than get frustrated. Back to Whitecastle for a minute. So
one of my favorite things that happened to me was

(10:22):
I was talking about Whitecastle, um and how much I
love it, and Vanessa Lasche talked about how her and
Nick go to white Castle. She tweeted at me about
she must have a financial investment in white Castle. I
don't know you think that's like a cheat day white
Castle far I'm crafting a tweet right now. Who are
you trying to get now? Who are you going through

(10:44):
to get noticed? I'm trying to process my feelings that
Jimmy Fallon follows Scary Oh, I just have a lot.
I'm trying to Scary. How come he follows the boys
and does not follow you? Yes he does. I'm gonna
tweet about kidneys today, hoping the Selena Gomez will retweet.

(11:04):
That's what I'm gonna do because she has a vested
interest now and the kidney can know the girls of
the morning show. I pissed. How about this? Just found
out that Jimmy Fallon follows Scary Jones going home to
stare in the mirror for a while and question a
lot about my life? That's that's insulting to Scary, but
it's perfect. Wow, that's imagine follow what happens if he

(11:25):
unfollows Scary follows Bethany? A turn of events happened all
based off of this. Well, that scare You'll have to
start thinking about what you found told me personally when
I first met him that he grew up listening to
my phone taps on this radio station. So that's what
there's a connection there. When he was ten growing up
in upstate New York, he was listening. He's listened when

(11:47):
he got to New York, when he was doing SNL
all those years he would wake up in the morning,
he listened to the phone taps for a fact. No,
we get Hugh Jackmen told us the same thing. Yeah,
for many years. Oh, you know, Lady Gaga, she has
a connection with me. Let me check and see if
she follows me. I don't think she follows any of it.
I don't think she fells any of us. Hold on Lane,
you know who doesn't follow you, guys, Ben kiss Lady

(12:10):
Gaga not following me, does not follow Hey Gaga? Come on,
doesn't someone pronounced her name? Good? Lady Gaga. I think
Nat just texted us he needs us in Elvis's office
after the podcast. I don't know what that's about. I
think we're in trouble. What are you going to text about?
What's up? What do you guys? Show me? Who does he?

(12:32):
Lady Garrett, Garrett the Great American follows me on Twitter?
I just asked Nate, if we're in trouble? Okay, see perfect?
Is this a podcast almost over? You're the one watching
the clock. You're running the board today, tell us it's
got two minutes left. So yeah, So why don't you
tweet us? What famous celebrity follows you? The people that

(12:57):
follow me? American's Got Talent follows me? How did you do?
How did you get that? I don't know because I
tweet at them all the time. I wanted if you
go to your followers right and then it shows verified,
verified and all, yeah you want you click on your
verified followers. Solid Dad O'Brien follows me. That's that's very cool.
Aiming follows me? Does the waffle House follow you? Guys?

(13:20):
I don't know. This is a fun game to play
with your friends. It's really not going down the list
at all. These people we all just turned into Mike
frances By the way, I also am followed by the
Miami Hurricanes equipment room. Has anyone ever followed you and
you see their and you read look at their profile
and you look, you go, this person is gonna un

(13:41):
follow me within a week? Yes, yes, I get that
a lot either. I look at their profile and it's
either politically or religious, and I know this is and
I watched them. I go father O'Brien and followed you,
and I that is you know, listen, I may tweet
some things that don't fall in line with their wholesome
dat Mine was that a comedian, a really really well
known comedian followed me, and I got really excited about it,

(14:04):
and then I found out later. I just checked back
and he had unfollowed me at some point, and I
felt like I hadn't been funny enough for him. I
heard this. Does this farther you guys? Do you notice
when up and coming singers follow you and then they're like, oh,
check out my single And if you don't check it
out in two days, they follow you and I always
tweaked them back. Huge mistaken. How can I ask you

(14:24):
a question? George follows me? How do you know that
they follow you? There's an app and on follow app.
I like that, But because if Jimmy Fallon follows me
and I'd be upset? Are you going to stay up
at night? You're still going to go to sleep? As
these are things I wouldn't even think about. Unfollowed me.
But it's just one more thing for you to be angry.
Maybe Koch follows me, but why do you care if

(14:47):
they values can make you sad. Everyone on follows Scary
Jones Today. No, don't do that. Just hear that fifteen
minute morning show