102- Complaint Department - 9/6/17

Elvis talked about that one person in your group of friends that always has "SOMETHING" to complain about.

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(01:09):
represents minute morning show to a fifteen minute morning show. Hello, Hello, Like,
we just did a four hour morning show and now
let's at fifteen more minutes to the misery. We missed
Danielle today. I mean it has nothing to do with,
you know, our lack of talent, but it's just we
missed that energy. I can't wait for her to be

(01:30):
back on the Big show tomorrow. You know how people,
you know, you have a three legged stool, You take
one leg away and the whole damn thing falls down.
Our show is like an eighteen legged stool, but if
you take one leg off, it really does sort of
fall over. It's different you have we have sort of
a flat tire. Yeah, the energy is different. All right, Well,

(01:51):
honestly we failed. Everything's going to hell, that's true. Hey,
we're talking about how Danielle wasn't here today. It's just
the show was weird straight night. What do you think
it was weird? You know, it's I think you take
anybody out of this room and there's a definite change
in dynamically. One of us. I have a question. What's
that Brody? Who's Daniellian? Wait? Hold on, scary? Has someone

(02:14):
on the line. Someone send a text? You know, if
you send a text to us. As we start recording
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, sometimes we call you back. Hello, Yeah,
you're on the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Who is this?
This is okay Tom. Now you just know that sometime
after we get off the air at ten am East

(02:36):
Coast time, we start recording this thing, and we're recording it.
We saw your text. I called you back. No, that's awesome.
All right, Well, what do you want to do to contribute?
We really haven't started in anything of any importance. Oh jeez,
I I personally enjoy listening to Brody complains. That's all
he does. Like he does, he loves to complain. I

(02:58):
got a thing from yesterday. Oh ship, Here we go. Actually,
that's a great you want to hear him complain? Here
we go? Go? All right, So I need to get
a doctor. I'm having some stomach problems, and so it's
embarrassing when you got to pick a gastro doctor. So
I don't want anybody from my town because I might

(03:19):
know them. I also have a fear of them knowing
me from the show. Uh yeah, So I go on
our doctor website and I look for doctors that would
have no way of knowing me or who I am whatever.
So I get this guy on the phone and he's like, well,
before I have you in for an appointment, tell me
about yourself. Tell me what the problem is. So I'm like, well,
you know, I'm having an upset stomach. Is a little
bit of this, and I'm seeing that goes be more graphic,

(03:40):
what color? The whole thing? Very embarrassing. Now I only
tell them my first name because you never know you
work in the radio that might know you. So I said,
you know David. So I after I'm just disgusting for
like twenty minutes on the phone with him and were
talking about what diary all of that, and he's like,
all right, so what's your medical benefits and what days
can you call him? And uh so, he's give me

(04:01):
your last name, and I say, Brodie, David Brody, all
our kids went to school together. How do you why
even tell me that? Don't pretend you don't know me.
I don't know you wait, hold on, this is what
you like from Dave Brody. He s screams like an
old Jewish man comedy. So now this guy knows me.

(04:27):
Next time I see, I mean like, oh, there's the
guy who craps his pants. Here's the guy who upset stomach.
He actually crap your But he's gonna be thinking that
I don't need that. I can't get a doctor because
I'm one tense famous. This sucks. So Willie you like
hearing that? Yeah? And let this guy. I love this guy.

(04:48):
All right, man, well listen, thank you for calling. In
Tomorrow I'll talk about how they messed up my Chinese
food order again. Oh boy, all right, thank you. Yeah,
we kind of we'll come up with more reasons for
David Brodie to scream and yell. Look, I'll just leave you.
Scallions are a vegetable. When I say no vegetables, don't
put scallions in. All right, thank you, see what you've done?

(05:11):
Thank you, Brody. You do you'd love to complain and
people seem to look scary. And I do a whole
podcast to me complaining. People seem to like it. Yes,
it's called the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. It's complained my whole life.
No one's appreciated starts off with us introducing the show,
and then Brodie just takes over and he plays. He
complains and he plays. That music sounds like a lot
of fun. It's the worlds of fun. It is fun

(05:32):
to listen to someone complain if you're not in the
same room with them, because I feel like then you
don't have to take it on. You just turn it off.
You can pause it, take a deep breath, get someone
to eat, relax, come back and get upset again. Right?
Can I say something about their complaining though that I
wish I had a blood pressure cuff attached to my
arm as they start to complain, to see my blood

(05:52):
pressure slowly start to it does it's between the two
of them. There's days where I just have to walk.
He took it in. Yeah, both of you, both of you.
I don't complain. It's the Brooklyn Boys at the end. No,
I don't. I try and see the happy side of
life all the way through. I would have a heart
at ten. How have you made it, Nate about I'm

(06:13):
the glasses full kind of guy. Yeah, I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan. I'm the glasses are broken and
I want my money. That exactly else. Why don't you
like it? Because I just I've known you guys for
so long. I hear that ship every fucking day, and
I listened to you go on and on about dumb crap.
You should hear these two talk about how they get
from Manhattan to Brooklyn. Let's say I want to go

(06:35):
to Williamsburg. Yeah, what's the best way to go? Brodie?
From here? I would go directly across town, go right
to the Williamsburg Bridge. I would go, like, how would
you get through? Scary? I would stop being a cheap bastard.
I would take the Brooklyn Battery tunnel, pay the freaking
toll quicker, and then you don't. And this is what

(06:55):
I'm talking about. Listening to this crack sense. Hold on,
I'm getting that call. I get the same time every day.
Hold On, Hello, this is Allison from the warranty Department.
The reason I'm calling you is to remind you that
we sent you a final warranty notice and letting you
know that the warranting you're a liar, and this is
the to renew the warranty. You're a liar. I get

(07:16):
the same call from the same number every No, can
I ask a question she's still on Hello. I'm sorry
I didn't hear you clearly letting you know that the
warranty has expired. War on what was the final call
for you to renew the warranty before we close the warranty?
On what the warranty on? What options about getting back
under coverage? But the warranty of what? What? What? Would

(07:41):
you like to hear your getting back? Tell her talk
to her here here, talk to her main menu, talking
to the microphone too. Would you like to hear your
options about getting backed under coverage? No? Do? Don't you
guys get these calls every day? Yeah? I got I
get thirty seconds before you got that one. I got
one that I get every day, and it's this is

(08:01):
a very special important announcement about your local PSC and
G bill. But what they'll do, let's say your number
is Eric seven three to seven seven three something. They'll
call you from a number that resembles that number, So
so you think it's someone that you know. Yeah, they
asked the question, I gotta call yesterday. It was a
real person, but I could not tell if it was

(08:22):
real or not, and so I got mad at him
and then I hung up on him. But he called.
He said, hey, is this Bethany and I said, yes
it is. He said, Hi, this is Bob. His name
was not Bob, and he said, why do you remember
we talked last year about your computer? And I said
I'm sorry and I said I don't remember. He said,

(08:43):
you need to do a software update to keep the
update real, and so what I need you to do
is sit in front of your computer. I said I
don't remember doing that, and then he got mean. I
think that's how you know. He's like, listen, woman, like,
get down in front of your computer and turn it on. No,
if you have a problem with an issue with your computer,
no one's calling you. You're never gonna get a phone

(09:03):
call from them. My favorite is when I get a
call from another country, yes, and they tell me that
my PC needs updating, and I tell them I don't
have a PC. I don't have Yeah, that's what this was.
He was telling he was from another country and he
was saying, my computer. You call him a liar. I
was like, I don't remember you, and he got very
upset with me. Look, I know these people are just
trying to make a living, this is their job. But

(09:25):
their liars and they know their lying, So I don't
mind calling them out as being liars. Is that okay? Yes?
I just don't like when they lie about their names.
What's your real name? You know? When they call you
up and I'm gonna do an accent because I'm just
recreating when they say, you know this is Billy, I go,
You're not Billy. Just be honest with me, You're not.
I would respect that more too. Just be your name

(09:48):
wherever your name is. Just saying. And by the way,
when I say I'm in front of the machine and
it's plugged in, don't ask me. Are you in front
of the sheet? It isn't plugged in. You're just reading
off a sheet. You know that sation is bad. So
yesterday I had to get my wireless installed. And my
wireless company is a giant piece of crap, and uh
I have been going back and forth with their customer service,

(10:09):
and their customer service keeps asking me, is your wireless
really down? Or are you trying to get your money back?
And then my wireless will go down during the call,
and then my call will drop because my phone is
connected to the wire So anyway, um, the guy came
yesterday to install wireless in my new apartment. And I
told him how terrible the customer service for his company is,
and he said, I said, they're all sniffing glue. He said, no, no,

(10:31):
you have to have a brain cell to notice sniff glue.
Hen hates his own company's own company's customer service. Bethany,
you know what's happened here in the past nine minutes
and forty two seconds. But we started out as a
show that was making fun of Brody for complaining, and
we have turned into a room full of complainers listening
to it now. It's kind of annoying. Yeah, but you know,

(10:53):
it's really frustrating when your wireless company can't even maintaining
their own I know. And I complained about CVS, Yeah,
about the drug store. I love CVS, I'm gonna tell
you that, but they did something that made me not
like them. What happened? So yesterday I had to go
to CVS to purchase some medications and uh, well it

(11:15):
was over the counter or just whatever is in the aisle.
I don't even know what they call that, just regular drugs,
but it was behind a lock panel, right, I think
it's provacid I need. I had little indigestion. So I
needed somebody to open that locked container. So there's this
button that I hit for help, and I thought it
would just light up a light and somebody would come

(11:37):
over and unlock it. Right, So this button and all
of a sudden I hear customer service needed in stomach issues.
I swear to God, I swear to God. I'm like,
I don't want to stand here anymore, so I might

(12:00):
about to share with small condoms stomach issues. Oh no,
I don't want fine, did you go? So I stood
there and now everybody's walking by this ile, knowing I
have a stomach issue. Can you imagine if like the

(12:22):
plan be birth control, my birth control, they would be
like customers condom broke is panicking about babies. If I
was help the pale lady with the yeast infection, and
if I was shopping in that store, I would be
the person to go run around and say I wanted
to see who it was, Yeah, but who's got into

(12:45):
gotta wait. They would all go to Aisle four and
see the woman's voice was great four mad with diarrhea,
but it was a pre programmed voice, and she had
a little bit of a British accent, and then I
was like, okay, this is great, and then I heard
and it just well, you know what I love? You know.
Sabrina H. Carpenter performed Dulipas song on our show. Dualipa

(13:08):
just tweeted at her, Oh that's awesome. I bet they're
gonna collaborate there you go. You know a lot of
artists do covers from other artists here on our show.
Then we connect them and we get no credit for that.
We don't get any money from that at all. Charlie
Booth did, didn't he know, Alyssia car did Alesia Carra
did with what's his name? As my dad says, what's this?

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But what are you doing? Throwing stuff away? And you
make a lot of noise? Nate his upset stomach is
what the problem is that? Get fixed? Are you still
gurgling down there? It's gone now? I still got a
guy if you do. So. We started the podcast out
talking about Danielle not being here as well and how
there's a different dynamic, different energy on the show. She

(13:51):
will be back tomorrow. I'm counting on it. But does
someone else want to take today off? Let's see, let's
see if we can do better without Bethany. Okay, I
mean for real, you're not taking the day off tomorrow?
I don't. I mean I'll do it for the show.
Anything for the show is what I say. See. I
feel like if I disappeared, no one would notice. No, no,
we would fall apart. I don't think. I don't think

(14:11):
the show would change. He wants a day off because
he doesn't have kids, but he still thinks he deserves
a day off, So I would agree with that. No, No,
you take off a day because of your kids, because
you have kids. I used to think that, Nate. I
used to think that, and then it occurred to me.
There are so many nights when, like Daniel's kids are
sick or she has to go to the hospital with them,
and she does not sleep that night, and then she
comes into work and those are the same nights that

(14:33):
I sleep wonderfully in my apartment with no children. And
so for all of the sleepless nights, and like Soccers events,
they have to give up their weekends for and blah blah.
I think it's cool parents get those days. You know,
you have a hardship with kids sometimes, and I think
it's totally fair. You have kids. You're the only one
in the room with kids. Don't think the worst. Well,

(14:53):
you know, but what I have the heartache and the
sickness and all the stuff that Bethany mentioned, and I
don't take off. So I'm like a two time loser.
I mean, call the reasons. Great kids start new schools today,
each one started. I'm here. You could have to work,
would like to take off? Sheldon could have taken a
picture of the kids. No, she had to take a

(15:14):
picture of the kids. She needed it off. You could
have taken off. Well, I think it's I get it. No,
because I have to support a family. I'm responsible, I know.
I feel Let's take a little further. People who take
smoke breaks, well, those of us who don't smoke, should
we have the same amount of time off to take
a break. I should get a fresh air break. Well,
we should take mental health breaks. Agree, you should. We
should take this breaks just to get away from loud

(15:35):
rooms of people that talk over it needs a mental
health break. It's clearly around. Yes, it's true. All right,
Well there you go, you're fifteen minute morning show podcast.
The credit you're rolling. Who do you want to think
you Elvis? No, No, not two days in a row.
Are you yesterday? Yes, you are perfect. Not to Maybe

(15:56):
I'll be back tomorrow. The fifteen Minute Morning Show