September 5, 2017 • 16 mins
We return from vacation and try to figure out how people get into the 'Mile High Club'?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can you imagine for less than ten dollars per person
per meal, you cook it, they do the shopping for you,
and all the produce is from regional farmers, so you
know it's fresh. It can happen for you, it happens
for us. It's with Blue Apron. You tell them what
you like, what you don't like. You tell them when
you're gonna be there, when you're not gonna be there.
There's no contract design in Blue Apron. Every week those
meals show up. You sawte you chop. You actually do
(00:20):
the meals. You can actually go off of the recipe
if you want, but their recipes are incredible, like soy
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green beans, or skillet vegetable chili with corn meal and cheddar,
drop biscuits, garlic butter, shrimp and corn with green beans,
salad and roasted purple tomatoes. Love it. Blue Apron knows
you're busy, so now they're offering thirty minute meals. These
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(00:43):
you know and love, and ready in thirty minutes or less.
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you talk about on your on your podcast first morning show?
(01:15):
We're back. We're back with our first podcast after vacation. Welcome.
Yeahs brody asleep. I got an hour and a half
asleep last night. Why why didn't you sleep? Unless my
clock is off? I was up till two three o'clock
in the morning every night binge watching TV shows. Yeah,
I'm a little off too. And then it's like, I'll
go back to work, go to sleep. I can't everyone
else off, anyone else off. I was laying in bed
(01:36):
last night at at nine thirty with my eyes wide open,
going I should be I should be sleeping right now. Yeah,
but I couldn't fall asleep to save my life. And
I get nervous that I'm not going to hear the alarm.
I get nervous that, oh my gosh, my body is
not used to this anymore. I'm not gonna hear the alarm,
and I'm not going to get to work that that
makes me nervous. Ize. Well, we made it in. We're here,
so welcome back to the new year. According to Great Tea,
(01:58):
this is a new year. It's true new year. It's September.
But you understand why I said the new year. Everything
happens between the day after Labor Day all the way
through a new season. Where's Bethany broom? Okay, the first
pe of the new year. She's been three times today,
(02:22):
she's been. She kept fidgeting around in her seat because
she had to go to the bathroom. She said, can
I go? I said, please go. You're kind of throwing
everyone off. She's being very disruptive. Maybe she take a
lot of water. Anyway, So here we go. Let's say
you have a new year and you have a new podcast.
(02:42):
What are you talking about on your podcast? Oh? You guys, please,
it's the day after we return from vacation. Look at
everybody's face. Look at everybody's face, A scary staring at
the counter. Brodie's asleep. So I mean, did you guys
have successful vacation? I think so I did, definitely, Like
(03:02):
yet Nate went to where'd you go Ireland, Ireland, And
the great thing about going to Europe is that you
stay on the same schedule that we're on. So I
was five hours ahead, right so when I come back,
I'm still waking up at the same time that I
normally do. It's fantastic. Look at me, ball of energy?
Are you were falling asleep? Earlier to that was the
(03:23):
content that was hold on, Bethan, He's about to walk
in from going to the bathroom. Can we talk about
hold on? How is your pe? What? I asked a
question all fair during the big show, and he admitted
to it. The first time you were with your new
significant other on an airplane, when you go to the bathroom,
you check out the bathroom to see if you could
(03:43):
get it done in there, and he did it. I
did look, but there's no possible way that you can
have sex in an airplane bathroom. Absolutely, I have how
you just do comfortable tetri set. You just have to
make things. Yeah, you know it works. I don't. I seriously,
I have no because the the overhang, like over the toilet,
(04:06):
there's no way it's it's it's angled towards you. There's
no way you can physically fit two people in there,
and then I did it happens? It happens every day.
When was it we planes bigger back in the day
or something back in the day. I don't know. Greg
is a really great is a really talented carpenter. I
(04:27):
think that we should give him exact measurements of an
airplane bathroom, have him rebuild one, bring it in so
that we can test it and see, like, how would
you have to stand? Well, who's going to have sex
with him? I'm not thinking to have sex, but you
can get into the position to have sex. Okay, who's
gonna who on the show is going to get into
the position to have sex? I think it's the first
(04:48):
person sits on the toilet and the second person sits
down like they don't realize the first person is already
sitting on the toilet. That would work. I think that
would work. I think that would work. I also think
that go in like you're going to go into the bathroom,
turn around like you're going to leave the bathroom. The
second person comes in, turns around like they're going to
leave the bathroom, and then they both don't leave the bathroom.
(05:10):
I just just bend over the sink. I have a
question for those that has had sex in the bathroom. Okay,
after you're done and you're both going back to your seats,
do you count? Do you have the conversation like count
ten Mississippi and they walk out? I did it on it.
It was an overnight flight to Europe, and so everyone
are sleeping everyone, well not everyone, I mean, you know,
(05:32):
but most people were asleep, and I don't think anyone noticing.
If they did notice, I mean, who cares because you
don't want there to be a line. I mean, do
you really does it offend you knowing someone's having sex
in the bathroom. I mean one gets offended at that.
Don't the flight attendants like, don't you get in trouble?
I don't know. I mean, what are they gonna do?
Stop having sex in the bathroom. You're just not allowed
(05:54):
to smoke in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, there's no sign
that says or sex. No, there's not. Well, remember that
person that had sex in the bathroom that we knew
that broke the sink? Who is that? That was coaster
boy Josh. But it wasn't. It wasn't a bathroom. It
was it was It wasn't. It was a statement. It
was it was a restaurant. Have you guys ever done
(06:17):
it on a sink in a restaurant? Wow? God, I've
lived this crazy life the way ahead of us. I'm
so advanced. I've only done it on a beach and
I'll never do it again. Now, the worst experience ever everywhere.
That's the thing too. You see it in movies and
and and then everyone's like, oh, let's let's try the beach,
(06:37):
and I'm like, it's exactly. It's very overrated because once
you get on the beach, it's just like when you
order a hamburger from a fast food restaurant. It doesn't
look like how it does on the menu. And same
thing with sex on the beach. Once you get done
doing sex on the beach, sand is everywhere for days.
It hurt um. I just looked up. There's an article
in Maxim from a couple of years ago. It says
(06:58):
that if you joined the mile High Club, your consequences
can depend entirely on the mood of the person who
catches you. Some flight attendants might give you a slap
on the wrist. Others might alert the captain, which means
you may find authorities waiting for you at your destination.
You face indecent exposure charges or potentially interfering with the
flight crew, which has a maximum sentence of twenty years
in prison. That's crap. I mean, first of all, you're
(07:20):
not you're not exposing yourself because you're behind a closed door.
But if the person who finds you is in a
bad mood or wants to, like, you know, lay down
the law, you have risks, and there's no law. There's
no there's no law. We just said that you can
face in decent exposure charges but no one can see you.
You can face charges for anything, but they can't prove it.
There are certain states in this country where certain types
(07:40):
of sex are illegal. So do you have to be
aware of what state you're flying over before you do stuff?
I don't know. But back to indecent exposure, you're not
exposed because you're behind a closed door. Well, they might
not be able to actually prosecute it, but that doesn't
mean you're not going to get When you Bland actually
thought about this, you need an excuse to go into
the bad room with another person, right, So you have
(08:02):
like a fake cast or something, and you need that
person's assistance to use the bathroom, so they have to
go in with you. But that's that's like explaining everyone
in the airplane that, like, hey, I have a cast there,
come to help me. Like you should just go into
the bathroom, wait there for a good five minutes, hope
that the next person comes in. That next one, the
next person person isn't the person you wanted to have.
(08:23):
That's just awkward. Every plane I've ever been on, there's
always a line for the bathroom at all times. Well
as soon as you're allowed to get out of your seat,
there's a line. So you're gonna get people are gonna
see you going in with someone. Even if you people
see you coming out with someone, Even if you take
that thirty second pause, somebody comes out and then the
person in the line goes in and they see you
(08:43):
in there. You have to do it three in the morning.
That's my point. It has to be an overnight flight
because I also think like someone's gonna gonna tell on you,
Like if everyone's looking, someone's gonna say, dude, come on
go tell those people to stop doing it in the bathroom.
You know, really, I would imagine it's easier to have
sex in the bathroom when you're sitting in the back
of the plane, like I normally sit because the bathroom
(09:03):
is behind you. But if you're in first class, everybody's
facing the bathroom, Like, how do you get away with that?
Or the people are so rich up there they don't
care you're having sex because they're doing it next, right,
you can't get away with it being asleep. You make
sure that everyone is asleep. There's a great video going around,
a viral video where a guy is sitting in seven F,
which is the seat the first seat and coach on
(09:24):
the right hand side, which is across from the bathroom,
and that's at the front of the plane, and and
and literally he's got his phone out and he's like
looking into the cameras. They look at this, and they
show a time lapse of how the woman went in first,
and then the guy goes in after, and then the
guy leaves and the woman leaves and so and it's
all over. It's all over the internet, it's all over
the plane. Campion real, nobody know to have his phone
(09:47):
on the whole time the guy had the phone. People
going on. But yeah, you're right, the back is where
it's at. I know so Danielle went down the Jersey shore.
So you don't stay down to the shore. It's down
the shore, we say it. And you had you had
(10:07):
a nice summer altogether, because we were talking about that
on the Big Show. Did you have a good summer?
I had a great summer. The weather could have been
better for us down here. I really feel like our
weather wasn't that great. But overall I had I think
I made the most of the summer. I had a
fantastic summer. So I had a great summer, but Great Tea, No,
I did not have a good summer, and I really
(10:28):
looked forward to this summer. I thought it was gonna
be fantastic. It just wasn't. We got rained out of
a couple of things which didn't work to uh in
our benefit. I mean I had to I had to
do a lot of work, had to work a lot,
so I didn't get like a lot of three days um.
So I don't know, Maybe next summer will be a
little bit better. Typical Greg Tea, So he was what
he brought his He was going to the Yankee game
with his daughters and it got rained out. Now, normally
(10:50):
when a baseball game gets rained out. You get your
ticket is good for that next day's game of a
double header where they played two games, right, not his tickets?
Tickets weren't allowed. Why I kep Avioit a minute doesn't
make for bad doesn't make for a bad summer, doesn't
Are you really? Are you really saying the whole summer
was really because you got rained out of a couple
(11:11):
of games. I gave you a seven and a half,
I said, I think my my best this summer out
of scale one to ten, ten being the best, one
being the worst, seven and a half pretty good? Really
do it wasn't the greatest? Scared you have a good summer.
I'm with Greg T. But I feel a little bit
better about my summer than yours. A little bit because no,
(11:33):
because there wasn't many weekends that there was no precipitation.
It rained like at least half the time, and so
so yeah, I mean, I listen, I'm not trying to
be you know, someone who sour about that. I just
it could have been better and I could have done
more with my time. I did a lot of laying
in bed this summer. I wasted without someone, I wasted.
(11:59):
But crom isn't like a Saturday afternoon, you had nothing
going on, you were laying in bed. Yeah, I've let
a lot of days go by this summer where I
was just a louse. Here's the thought, bubble head, I
have nothing to snapchat. I just I wasted too much
time this summer when I could have done more with
you have a good summer. I had an okay summer,
(12:22):
but I got a lot done. Like I feel like
I'm going into the fall in a really good place
because summer was very stressful. But the stuff that was
stressful is sort of like coming to a close now,
like a lot of like moving was sort of like
the icing on the cave. No, it wasn't, and so
having that done is like one of the many things
(12:42):
like I've done this summer. So I'm I'm I feel
like it was a good summer overall. It was productive. Good.
Speaking of moving, so you know, my husband is a
real estate agent, so everybody always says to me, how
calm he's never found you like another amazing house, Like
he's always first in. I am so convinced that the
reason is it's because he knows that packing up the
ship in his office, he's gonna take months. That the
(13:04):
only reason he decided we're gonna stay here forever. I mean,
we love our neighborhood, it's awesome. But I am so
convinced that that thought gets into his head and he's like, oh,
forget it, I'm not packing up that office, and so
he's never ever going to move. See that's one of
the great things about moving is you clean crap out.
It's gonna take him a year to clean crap out.
I'm not kidding, that's how long it would take. I
(13:25):
sprang for people. I've never done this before. Um, but
I sprang for the movers to actually pack boxes for
me this time because it was such a stressful thing
that I'm like, I just need to have somebody else
do it. But even though it was crazy, crazy expensive,
it afforded me the time the rest of the months
to go through all of my crap and throw things
(13:45):
away in a way that I wouldn't have been able
to do before because I would have been panic packing.
And I feel like it's worth it, Like wants to
do that so you can clean your life out and
kind of start fresh, and then the next time you
have to move, you can do it yourself again. Interest
even if you don't move, you need to plan for
a move just to clean out your corp. Yeah, just
like take a weekend and go room by room and
I like went through documents and got rid of piles.
(14:08):
I had documents. I oh, my gosh, it looks like
Enron in my apartment at one point because I just
had the s Well, as we sit here and do
this podcast, you know, attention is still uh towards Houston
in Southeast Texas, but also you know, we have fires
going on on the other side of the country in California.
(14:30):
Montana is on fire. Uh. You know they're praying for
snow in Montana right now. If you wish, you could
just like even everything out so the areas that need
the water can get the water, and the areas that
please take this water away could get that water taken away.
It seems so unfair. It's true. It's true. We so
while we were on vacation, we're talking with this earlier
as well. Uh that's when everything all hell broke loose
(14:53):
with Harvey and um it seems like every time we
go on vacation, a big celebrity dies or there's a
huge catastrophic event. Mother Nature is being an evil, evil wench.
A lot of times were away. Tsunamis have happened while
we're on vacation. Prince and Michael Jackson died while we're
on vacation. Uh, now you know, hurricanes are happening. It's
(15:15):
like we're not here to discuss it and talk about it.
Part of me felt like I felt like we needed
to be here because I mean, it's you know, even
if you don't live in Texas, you're you're affected by
you have friends there, and you know we needed to
be here. We couldn't be here but now and someone
sent me a message over vacation, Well, maybe you guys
shouldn't take vacation. Maybe it's your fault. No, no, no,
(15:37):
we're not that ego blasted to think that that's happening.
So how are you guys feeling about about that? Should
we not take vacations ever? Again? No, no, we need vacations.
Let's test it down and see what happens. I didn't
really have a good time on vacation. So, by the way,
I had a good summer. I had a great summer,
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you talk about on your on your podcast first morning show?
(01:15):
We're back. We're back with our first podcast after vacation. Welcome.
Yeahs brody asleep. I got an hour and a half
asleep last night. Why why didn't you sleep? Unless my
clock is off? I was up till two three o'clock
in the morning every night binge watching TV shows. Yeah,
I'm a little off too. And then it's like, I'll
go back to work, go to sleep. I can't everyone
else off, anyone else off. I was laying in bed
(01:36):
last night at at nine thirty with my eyes wide open,
going I should be I should be sleeping right now. Yeah,
but I couldn't fall asleep to save my life. And
I get nervous that I'm not going to hear the alarm.
I get nervous that, oh my gosh, my body is
not used to this anymore. I'm not gonna hear the alarm,
and I'm not going to get to work that that
makes me nervous. Ize. Well, we made it in. We're here,
so welcome back to the new year. According to Great Tea,
(01:58):
this is a new year. It's true new year. It's September.
But you understand why I said the new year. Everything
happens between the day after Labor Day all the way
through a new season. Where's Bethany broom? Okay, the first
pe of the new year. She's been three times today,
(02:22):
she's been. She kept fidgeting around in her seat because
she had to go to the bathroom. She said, can
I go? I said, please go. You're kind of throwing
everyone off. She's being very disruptive. Maybe she take a
lot of water. Anyway, So here we go. Let's say
you have a new year and you have a new podcast.
(02:42):
What are you talking about on your podcast? Oh? You guys, please,
it's the day after we return from vacation. Look at
everybody's face. Look at everybody's face, A scary staring at
the counter. Brodie's asleep. So I mean, did you guys
have successful vacation? I think so I did, definitely, Like
(03:02):
yet Nate went to where'd you go Ireland, Ireland, And
the great thing about going to Europe is that you
stay on the same schedule that we're on. So I
was five hours ahead, right so when I come back,
I'm still waking up at the same time that I
normally do. It's fantastic. Look at me, ball of energy?
Are you were falling asleep? Earlier to that was the
(03:23):
content that was hold on, Bethan, He's about to walk
in from going to the bathroom. Can we talk about
hold on? How is your pe? What? I asked a
question all fair during the big show, and he admitted
to it. The first time you were with your new
significant other on an airplane, when you go to the bathroom,
you check out the bathroom to see if you could
(03:43):
get it done in there, and he did it. I
did look, but there's no possible way that you can
have sex in an airplane bathroom. Absolutely, I have how
you just do comfortable tetri set. You just have to
make things. Yeah, you know it works. I don't. I seriously,
I have no because the the overhang, like over the toilet,
(04:06):
there's no way it's it's it's angled towards you. There's
no way you can physically fit two people in there,
and then I did it happens? It happens every day.
When was it we planes bigger back in the day
or something back in the day. I don't know. Greg
is a really great is a really talented carpenter. I
(04:27):
think that we should give him exact measurements of an
airplane bathroom, have him rebuild one, bring it in so
that we can test it and see, like, how would
you have to stand? Well, who's going to have sex
with him? I'm not thinking to have sex, but you
can get into the position to have sex. Okay, who's
gonna who on the show is going to get into
the position to have sex? I think it's the first
(04:48):
person sits on the toilet and the second person sits
down like they don't realize the first person is already
sitting on the toilet. That would work. I think that
would work. I think that would work. I also think
that go in like you're going to go into the bathroom,
turn around like you're going to leave the bathroom. The
second person comes in, turns around like they're going to
leave the bathroom, and then they both don't leave the bathroom.
(05:10):
I just just bend over the sink. I have a
question for those that has had sex in the bathroom. Okay,
after you're done and you're both going back to your seats,
do you count? Do you have the conversation like count
ten Mississippi and they walk out? I did it on it.
It was an overnight flight to Europe, and so everyone
are sleeping everyone, well not everyone, I mean, you know,
(05:32):
but most people were asleep, and I don't think anyone noticing.
If they did notice, I mean, who cares because you
don't want there to be a line. I mean, do
you really does it offend you knowing someone's having sex
in the bathroom. I mean one gets offended at that.
Don't the flight attendants like, don't you get in trouble?
I don't know. I mean, what are they gonna do?
Stop having sex in the bathroom. You're just not allowed
(05:54):
to smoke in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, there's no sign
that says or sex. No, there's not. Well, remember that
person that had sex in the bathroom that we knew
that broke the sink? Who is that? That was coaster
boy Josh. But it wasn't. It wasn't a bathroom. It
was it was It wasn't. It was a statement. It
was it was a restaurant. Have you guys ever done
(06:17):
it on a sink in a restaurant? Wow? God, I've
lived this crazy life the way ahead of us. I'm
so advanced. I've only done it on a beach and
I'll never do it again. Now, the worst experience ever everywhere.
That's the thing too. You see it in movies and
and and then everyone's like, oh, let's let's try the beach,
(06:37):
and I'm like, it's exactly. It's very overrated because once
you get on the beach, it's just like when you
order a hamburger from a fast food restaurant. It doesn't
look like how it does on the menu. And same
thing with sex on the beach. Once you get done
doing sex on the beach, sand is everywhere for days.
It hurt um. I just looked up. There's an article
in Maxim from a couple of years ago. It says
(06:58):
that if you joined the mile High Club, your consequences
can depend entirely on the mood of the person who
catches you. Some flight attendants might give you a slap
on the wrist. Others might alert the captain, which means
you may find authorities waiting for you at your destination.
You face indecent exposure charges or potentially interfering with the
flight crew, which has a maximum sentence of twenty years
in prison. That's crap. I mean, first of all, you're
(07:20):
not you're not exposing yourself because you're behind a closed door.
But if the person who finds you is in a
bad mood or wants to, like, you know, lay down
the law, you have risks, and there's no law. There's
no there's no law. We just said that you can
face in decent exposure charges but no one can see you.
You can face charges for anything, but they can't prove it.
There are certain states in this country where certain types
(07:40):
of sex are illegal. So do you have to be
aware of what state you're flying over before you do stuff?
I don't know. But back to indecent exposure, you're not
exposed because you're behind a closed door. Well, they might
not be able to actually prosecute it, but that doesn't
mean you're not going to get When you Bland actually
thought about this, you need an excuse to go into
the bad room with another person, right, So you have
(08:02):
like a fake cast or something, and you need that
person's assistance to use the bathroom, so they have to
go in with you. But that's that's like explaining everyone
in the airplane that, like, hey, I have a cast there,
come to help me. Like you should just go into
the bathroom, wait there for a good five minutes, hope
that the next person comes in. That next one, the
next person person isn't the person you wanted to have.
(08:23):
That's just awkward. Every plane I've ever been on, there's
always a line for the bathroom at all times. Well
as soon as you're allowed to get out of your seat,
there's a line. So you're gonna get people are gonna
see you going in with someone. Even if you people
see you coming out with someone, Even if you take
that thirty second pause, somebody comes out and then the
person in the line goes in and they see you
(08:43):
in there. You have to do it three in the morning.
That's my point. It has to be an overnight flight
because I also think like someone's gonna gonna tell on you,
Like if everyone's looking, someone's gonna say, dude, come on
go tell those people to stop doing it in the bathroom.
You know, really, I would imagine it's easier to have
sex in the bathroom when you're sitting in the back
of the plane, like I normally sit because the bathroom
(09:03):
is behind you. But if you're in first class, everybody's
facing the bathroom, Like, how do you get away with that?
Or the people are so rich up there they don't
care you're having sex because they're doing it next, right,
you can't get away with it being asleep. You make
sure that everyone is asleep. There's a great video going around,
a viral video where a guy is sitting in seven F,
which is the seat the first seat and coach on
(09:24):
the right hand side, which is across from the bathroom,
and that's at the front of the plane, and and
and literally he's got his phone out and he's like
looking into the cameras. They look at this, and they
show a time lapse of how the woman went in first,
and then the guy goes in after, and then the
guy leaves and the woman leaves and so and it's
all over. It's all over the internet, it's all over
the plane. Campion real, nobody know to have his phone
(09:47):
on the whole time the guy had the phone. People
going on. But yeah, you're right, the back is where
it's at. I know so Danielle went down the Jersey shore.
So you don't stay down to the shore. It's down
the shore, we say it. And you had you had
(10:07):
a nice summer altogether, because we were talking about that
on the Big Show. Did you have a good summer?
I had a great summer. The weather could have been
better for us down here. I really feel like our
weather wasn't that great. But overall I had I think
I made the most of the summer. I had a
fantastic summer. So I had a great summer, but Great Tea, No,
I did not have a good summer, and I really
(10:28):
looked forward to this summer. I thought it was gonna
be fantastic. It just wasn't. We got rained out of
a couple of things which didn't work to uh in
our benefit. I mean I had to I had to
do a lot of work, had to work a lot,
so I didn't get like a lot of three days um.
So I don't know, Maybe next summer will be a
little bit better. Typical Greg Tea, So he was what
he brought his He was going to the Yankee game
with his daughters and it got rained out. Now, normally
(10:50):
when a baseball game gets rained out. You get your
ticket is good for that next day's game of a
double header where they played two games, right, not his tickets?
Tickets weren't allowed. Why I kep Avioit a minute doesn't
make for bad doesn't make for a bad summer, doesn't
Are you really? Are you really saying the whole summer
was really because you got rained out of a couple
(11:11):
of games. I gave you a seven and a half,
I said, I think my my best this summer out
of scale one to ten, ten being the best, one
being the worst, seven and a half pretty good? Really
do it wasn't the greatest? Scared you have a good summer.
I'm with Greg T. But I feel a little bit
better about my summer than yours. A little bit because no,
(11:33):
because there wasn't many weekends that there was no precipitation.
It rained like at least half the time, and so
so yeah, I mean, I listen, I'm not trying to
be you know, someone who sour about that. I just
it could have been better and I could have done
more with my time. I did a lot of laying
in bed this summer. I wasted without someone, I wasted.
(11:59):
But crom isn't like a Saturday afternoon, you had nothing
going on, you were laying in bed. Yeah, I've let
a lot of days go by this summer where I
was just a louse. Here's the thought, bubble head, I
have nothing to snapchat. I just I wasted too much
time this summer when I could have done more with
you have a good summer. I had an okay summer,
(12:22):
but I got a lot done. Like I feel like
I'm going into the fall in a really good place
because summer was very stressful. But the stuff that was
stressful is sort of like coming to a close now,
like a lot of like moving was sort of like
the icing on the cave. No, it wasn't, and so
having that done is like one of the many things
(12:42):
like I've done this summer. So I'm I'm I feel
like it was a good summer overall. It was productive. Good.
Speaking of moving, so you know, my husband is a
real estate agent, so everybody always says to me, how
calm he's never found you like another amazing house, Like
he's always first in. I am so convinced that the
reason is it's because he knows that packing up the
ship in his office, he's gonna take months. That the
(13:04):
only reason he decided we're gonna stay here forever. I mean,
we love our neighborhood, it's awesome. But I am so
convinced that that thought gets into his head and he's like, oh,
forget it, I'm not packing up that office, and so
he's never ever going to move. See that's one of
the great things about moving is you clean crap out.
It's gonna take him a year to clean crap out.
I'm not kidding, that's how long it would take. I
(13:25):
sprang for people. I've never done this before. Um, but
I sprang for the movers to actually pack boxes for
me this time because it was such a stressful thing
that I'm like, I just need to have somebody else
do it. But even though it was crazy, crazy expensive,
it afforded me the time the rest of the months
to go through all of my crap and throw things
(13:45):
away in a way that I wouldn't have been able
to do before because I would have been panic packing.
And I feel like it's worth it, Like wants to
do that so you can clean your life out and
kind of start fresh, and then the next time you
have to move, you can do it yourself again. Interest
even if you don't move, you need to plan for
a move just to clean out your corp. Yeah, just
like take a weekend and go room by room and
I like went through documents and got rid of piles.
(14:08):
I had documents. I oh, my gosh, it looks like
Enron in my apartment at one point because I just
had the s Well, as we sit here and do
this podcast, you know, attention is still uh towards Houston
in Southeast Texas, but also you know, we have fires
going on on the other side of the country in California.
(14:30):
Montana is on fire. Uh. You know they're praying for
snow in Montana right now. If you wish, you could
just like even everything out so the areas that need
the water can get the water, and the areas that
please take this water away could get that water taken away.
It seems so unfair. It's true. It's true. We so
while we were on vacation, we're talking with this earlier
as well. Uh that's when everything all hell broke loose
(14:53):
with Harvey and um it seems like every time we
go on vacation, a big celebrity dies or there's a
huge catastrophic event. Mother Nature is being an evil, evil wench.
A lot of times were away. Tsunamis have happened while
we're on vacation. Prince and Michael Jackson died while we're
on vacation. Uh, now you know, hurricanes are happening. It's
(15:15):
like we're not here to discuss it and talk about it.
Part of me felt like I felt like we needed
to be here because I mean, it's you know, even
if you don't live in Texas, you're you're affected by
you have friends there, and you know we needed to
be here. We couldn't be here but now and someone
sent me a message over vacation, Well, maybe you guys
shouldn't take vacation. Maybe it's your fault. No, no, no,
(15:37):
we're not that ego blasted to think that that's happening.
So how are you guys feeling about about that? Should
we not take vacations ever? Again? No, no, we need vacations.
Let's test it down and see what happens. I didn't
really have a good time on vacation. So, by the way,
I had a good summer. I had a great summer,
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