98 - Danielle's Secret Vacation - 8/23/17

Danielle's husband booked a secret vacation, where is she going!??!?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents, Hello everyone, it is us so going around
the room. It's uh scary at the golden microphone that

(00:25):
we have, Nathaniel and myself, Danielle, Garrett Brodie and Bethuna.
Minerva is underneath the desk. Kitten. Yeah, she had a
big day to day licking um food off of Greg Tea.
If you haven't seen it, Elvis Duran dot com, it's
on our Instagram stories everywhere. Okay, it's like the cat food.

(00:49):
It's like the cat food which finally does not smell.
Was disgusting um, but I think it was more great.
It might have been teas button, you know. Sometimes. Okay,
I'm not gonna go there anyway. Let's just talk about
something that I I got upset about this, which it's
kind of cool that he's doing this, but at the
same time I might cause issues for me. So we

(01:09):
always take a big vacation at Christmas time because that's
the time my husband can get off the most because
he's a real estate agent, so he always wants the
trip to be good. So we were planning all these
different trips and everything was falling through because we didn't
like our options, so I I texted him the other
day and I said, hey, I have an idea for
our trip and he said, oh no, no, I've already
booked our trip. And I'm like, oh, great, where are
we going? Oh you'll find out. I'm like, what where

(01:32):
are we going? And he says, oh, you'll you'll find out. Well,
when are you going to tell me? He said? Wait? Wait?
He said December and I said, I said, well, when
are we leaving? He said December? And I said, well,
wait a second. I need to pack. I need to
know whether it's a cold or warm environment, and I
need to shop. And of course he said, you don't

(01:53):
need to shop. But I feel like I I love
surprises like this. I think it's very very cool that
he wants to surprise us. But I'm like, if I
packed the wrong the most. He is a sweetheart, he's
a really great guy. But I'm panicking because I what
if I need stuff like stuff? Do you trust your husband?

(02:15):
Of course, then don't worry about why don't you have
him pack for you? He won't do that. He didn't
have time to do. He's not that sweet and romantic
now is You wouldn't pack for your wife's shut up.
I think this is great because because one thing I
know about you is that travel tends to stress you
out because you have to organize for everybody because you
have kids. But I still have to you have to

(02:36):
do it. But isn't he taking a certain amount of
that off your plate by kind of packing for you,
not telling you I have to pack. Pack so you'll
probably say to me it's a warm environment. Or on
Christmas he'll say we're going to wherever, and then I'll go, okay,
and then I'll know then, But at that time, I

(02:57):
won't have time to shop if I need anything, and
I'm going to have to quickly throw everything in the
bag and I won't have I have to have my list.
I like my list. You know, Bethany, you know I
like my list. I know you like your list. If
I was I would take it a step further. I would,
actually I would. I would pack for you and not
tell you what no, no, always wait wait, wait, wait wait, wait,

(03:18):
blindfold her for the next throw on the trunk, blindfold you,
and then on the plane right then and there when
you take off, that's when you find out where you go,
what all the security with all the security at airports,
they're gonna walk a blindfolded woman onto a plank. Don't worry,
it's okays not a US citizen. This is what I

(03:44):
think you should do. I think that I think that
he should reach out to either your sister or one
of your friends, and I include myself in this, okay,
and have us pack for you and then shopping for
you because we know you, we know your style, we
know what you want, okay, and then that's one less
thing you have. That's fair. That's that's a good idea. Well,
I can tell your way around this. What do you

(04:05):
know what airline he booked? No, I have no idea. Well,
do you have frequent flight? Is there an airline choice?
We do, but he doesn't always use that you're going
to Australia because if you're logged into your app right now,
chancers are the flight might already be there. I don't
want to do that ruin secret Santa. For everyone, Santa
is different. It's fun to try to guess who has who.

(04:28):
But I'm excited about it, But at the same time,
I'm like a nervous wreck about it because of the
fact that you know me. I need lists. Let's get
me through things. You have two days for list. Your
your husband's British. Right, here's what you do. Divorce him,
marry a lazy slab American who's like, we don't have
to go anywhere. Let's just sit around and watch TV
on vacation. You don't have to worry about where you going.
Where do you think you're going? If you're the kids

(04:51):
think we're going to England to see his family. But
I don't think we are, because I don't think you
don't have that much time on you could exactly. I
think if we go there, he wants to longer because
he wants to go to France and everywhere. So Caribbean, Caribbean.
It's got to be something quick, a quick hit, like
three hour flight. Well, here's how you rule out. We're
coming back on the second. So we're spending New Year's
there wherever it is. The New Year's Eve will be

(05:12):
spent wherever we're going. Have you been to California like
San Francisco? Or we have never been together? Six nap
your in laws though you call your in laws going, Hey,
talk to Sheldon. Can't wait to see ship. That's terrible,
all right, that's how you rule out that's that's actually
pretty good. I'm so happy we're coming to see you

(05:32):
and see what you do. You have access to his
credit card statements. You could also find out I don't
want to. I don't want to just let her just
have fun. Yeah, and I'm having actually wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait, this all of a sudden turn
and you want to know where to go because now
you don't want to know where to go, But I
don't want to do it in like that that kind
of a way. He really just wants to know what

(05:53):
the pack, right, that's really what if he just says
it's warm weather, or if he just says there's you know,
it's no. But that won't even fight. You'll be like, well,
do I have to dress up? Any of the We
have to dress up because I have the kids, and
I know, maybe i'll pack one or two things just
in case. You don't know if it's a cruise, you
don't know anything. I don't think it's a cruise, no,
because we were going on a cruise and then the

(06:15):
only cruise for the timing was this old ship that
we didn't want to go on because we were nervous.
It was an old ship that was the Titanic, it
was underneath the water. Still, yes, but you know, do
you have that argument with Sheldon? I know I do
with with my wife Ali, where at dinner time it's like, hey,

(06:35):
what do you want to do for dinner? I don't know,
maybe Greek or chicken. Maybe get some chicken, maybe pizza.
No one can ever decide to get into a big fight,
and Sheldon has has taken that and in the next
level by saying, Hey, don't even worry about that. I
got this. Have I dropped any hints, like, you know,
I really wish I could go to somewhere you really
want to go? Not really you have a bucket list

(06:57):
of that. I do, but I don't think we're going
to any of the matter. If fish, if it's a surprise,
I would hold out a bucket list for a surprise.
I really hope we're going here. Is he does he
selfishly want to go and he place himself that you know, yeah,
he does, but we're not going to Egypt right now.
It's not he wouldn't surprise himself. It's a place she wants,

(07:18):
you know, like where a Disney movie took place. You're like,
I don't want to go to any of those places
at Christmas time because it's so packed right now. And
I just looked at each other, but this is definitely
a place that he absolutely wants to, because if you
knew it for four months, like we're not going there,

(07:44):
We're going to Pittsburgh. I am going home today and
I'm gonna say scary and Nate are convinced that you're
not telling me where we're going because it's selfish and
you picked a place that only you want to and
by the time you tell me, we can't cancel it.
We go to surplace where you want to go to.
I do keep saying you your most expression Russia. The

(08:08):
Pittsburgh Steelers play the Cleveland New Years. It's a rivalry game.
Son of a bitch. No, but we I keep like
saying things to kind of get him off his guard,
like to see but to see him like tell me,
and it's just not happening. It's like you'll see we're

(08:29):
going on vacation, Like where we're going on vacation for vacation.
It's a vacation. You're going to an electronic vacation. You
may want to check the Greyhound avation something rot in
the state. But we do. We're not going to We
want to take a train trip eventually where you know

(08:52):
you orients, Yes, when you sleep on the train and
stuff like that, like Harry Potter. I've always wanted to
do that. So that's something we've talked about. Yeah, we're
we're going to ride the subway stations in DC. You guys,
you know what jealous because he's romantic and that has
he ever seen his Steelers at home? Uh? I don't

(09:16):
know he's about to see. Here's the thing. If he
said I would go, I would go to see the
Steelers in Pittsburgh for a vacations. I wouldn't come off.
If all of us been on Christmas morning, you open
up a box, were four Greyhound bus tickets. You're going
to be Yeah, the way I thought we were going

(09:37):
to Iceland, we went to Pittsburgh. That's even worse. Okay,
Nate said that as someone who's from eerie Pennsylvania. Well,
we have a rival a rivalry. That's right. We love
But my gosh, I'm saying yeah that as far as
your expectations go, you're probably thinking the Caribbean. Yeah, we're

(09:58):
going to the rock and roll Hall of I think
you guys are going to renew your vows. No, I
think he would say this time. He's not saying them.
Could I go back on them? But he'd say this time?
Now really curious? Now, could you what do you wear
to North Korea? You know the rates are really now

(10:20):
right now? Tickets to kore Go to a cold place? No,
I think it's a warm place. His number. Just call him.
He's in the middle of Vidal right now. Danyelle? What
are you doing? Dan Yelle? Garrett calls him more than
I do. I walk down to his office and who's Garretts?
On the phone conversation He starts with something simple like hey,

(10:44):
did you see the game? And then it turns into
what I just ordered on Fresh Direct ten minutes. I'll
put it on the phone here. I'll tell him how
much time do you have? Less? It's funnier. It's fun
It's funnier because then, yeah, okay, done? Any can you
hear me? Don't ask him questions like he's weird out?
Am I not here? Perks? Saw you? He may be
in a meaning, Oh yeah, hello, it's Buffany. How are

(11:08):
you hello? Fatory? How are you. I'm fabulous. Um, I
have a question for you. Ye. So, um, Elvis wants
to know what you're doing for Danielle for this upcoming vacation.
He wants to pay for it. Pretty creaky our Christmas Day? Yeah,

(11:29):
because you you planned something, but you didn't tell her
where you were going. And Elvis wants to know where
you're going. Wait a minute, I'm getting how do I
know that you're going? He's you'll find out on Christmas Eve? Nice,
Elvis said, Elvis, he'll pay for He paid for it,

(11:53):
he said, show me the money. Pittsburgh. Is it Pittsburgh?
Why we're doing the fifteen minute mornings? Can you hear me?
We're doing the fifteen minute morning show podcast? And look

(12:13):
at that. Well they're all little. I said, it was
romantic that you're doing this Bethday. And I said it
was romantic and but at the same time, but at
the same time, I'm freaked out because I don't know
what I need. But but the boys in the room
said that you're only doing this because you're taking me

(12:35):
someplace that I don't want to go, that you want
to go, and that by the time you tell me,
it's too late. Like the rust Belt. Yeah, the rust Belt.
Woe love. I'll take you romantic compliment. I will not
take the it's from my benefit compliment from the boys. Uh.
And you'll find out Christmas Day. So it's not romantic,

(12:56):
but it is something Danielle will love. Okay, tell him
he should pack for you. You go, Oh, they want
you to pack for me so that I don't even
know anything about it, they said security nowadays, that's not
gonna work. Yeah, I don't think so. And I have

(13:20):
to pack for the kids too. He doesn't want to
do that, gotcha? All right? All right, Sheldon, all right,
thank you, honey. I love you. By the way, Sheldon said.
Sheldon said, spill the beans Hines makes beans Hines is
in Pittsburgh, the Pittsburg. We'll catch up later, catch up Ptburg.

(13:44):
Didn't he say she was going he was going to
steal her on? Chris, You guys, it's crazy. Well thanks
for nothing. We tried man, but he knows he's not stupid.
He knows try away that I put somebody up to that.
Are we gonna Dootter World? Harry Potter? We've been to
Harry Potter World many tiers. Ben Ben Bensurg Pittsburgh, Madness

(14:15):
from Britain. They have Big Ben there. That's the nickname
of Ben Rocklinsburger Pittsburgh, and you're taking the bus your
own batters. Another sports show. There's a bunch of jocks
in this room. Wait a minute, Cleveland wis Brown too

(14:35):
Brown Pittsburg, I don't know. Worked with Kira Sedgwick. Who
knows Kevin Bacon. You want help to pack the Packers.
The Packers are better than Pittsburgh. You're going to Pittsburg,
all right. Thank you guys for listening to whatever this was.

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