August 21, 2017 • 15 mins
Everyone and their mother is talking about "the eclipse"!
Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your podcast? Hey, it's
the fifteen minute morning show. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah we
are sans our intro. I feel like I feel naked. Yeah,
So there's just some stuff going on in the background.
Is that the deal difficulties? Computer malfunctions? All right? Well,
it takes five minutes to put the music in after
(00:20):
the fact. So if you didn't hear music just now,
it's because Scary didn't want to put the music. Yeah,
you don't be lazy put it in. No, no no, no, no,
it involves more than that. The different program. We have
a thing called pro Tools. It's a computer and it's
in use now, so we can't use it. It's being monopolized.
There's no music at all today and no music today,
and we're okay with that, right, guys. Different, it's different.
So Scary is sitting at the gold microphone counterclockwise, Nate,
(00:44):
are we saying where you're in the room or not?
It's being quiet. We have Danielle Garrett, David Brody, and
myself who goes counterclockwise, you go clockwise. That would have
been me first, you know. I I went because Scary
is to my right and I didn't want to go
clockwise because that would put me first, and I felt
(01:05):
that was a little selfish, so I wanted to put
somebody else first, like scaries here and also me. You
could have said clockwise, Brody and then going to Garrett.
And I like the fact that you beat your own drum.
I just did you know, just you know. It's like
we're in Australia. Maybe the moon will decide to go
the other way today and not block this on How
about that? Um So I'm speaking of the moon and nature.
(01:29):
Um So, I'm going on a hiking trip on our vacation.
I'm going with web girl Kathleen and producer Sam and
um our friend Ricky. And my biggest concern about this
hiking trip is that when you go out at hike
in the woods and you go camping, that's when the
murdering happened. Because I've watched a lot of investigation discoverage taken, yeah, taken.
(01:58):
If you go line, you go camping, that's when the
serial killers come out and they find you. Are you
sleeping in the woods too? We are. And so I'm
trying to decide how many weapons I should pack geez,
because I don't know now, how are you going to
check these onto the airplane to get where you're going? Okay, well,
so I have my Tiger Lady. Yeah, which if you
(02:19):
don't know what the tiger Lady is, it's nature's defense mechanism.
It's pretty great, right, It's It's like this little thing
you hold in the palm of your hand, and it
has little ridges where your fingers sit, and then when
you press down on the ridges, claws come out between
your fingers. Wolverine. You look like wolverine? But I think
can you pack that in your suitcase? Well? So I
keep it in my purse and I accidentally brought it
(02:39):
through when we went to the Iowa State Fair last weekend.
It never got dinged. Re turn this podcast off right now.
I mistake that for a flask whiskey flash. Yeah, it
looks like a flask. But I think you should have
ding it probably should have dingd but here. But but
it's plastic. Okay, though I don't think that it read
(03:01):
as anything. Man has turned this off. You need you
need metal? Are you checking any bags? Tiger isis? I
don't think so. So I'm so I'm bringing Tiger Lady.
But I just wonder if I should bring a bat
or maybe you should. Did you say where you're going
the Grand Canyon? Yes, so where you're going it would
be totally normal if you have a pick axe with you.
(03:24):
This is true, like you were prospecting, and that could
be anybody. Bethany would be propped. That could be your
absolute weapon. But I recommend old school. You should watch
the Grand Canyon episode of The Brady Bunch. Do they
get stolen um? They don't want to ruin it for
people who haven't seen get killed. But there is a
(03:44):
jail cell involved on an old prospector. Oh and and
beans and hot dogs in a flashlight. Wait, more than that,
I'm worried about, like, how are you going to stay
without getting tan? Because I know you're very you know
you want to make sure your skin doesn't like burn. No,
she's not going to carry a parasol having the clip
(04:06):
onto the borrow. So there there are a bunch of
different companies now that are amazing at making products that
have SPF and them. So I bought a hat yesterday
that has SPF fifty wide brimmed hat and then it
also has that thing that goes back down over your
neck like the next and then I'm I have SPF
shirts and I'm also bringing SPF a hundred just to
put on. Did you spend to go on this trip, Daniel,
(04:29):
I have never It's I've never been outside before. Basically,
like everybody camps or hikes at some point in their life,
and so they have things like hiking boots or like headlamps.
Apparently people have these already. I spend less than a thousand,
but it cost me nearly eight hundred dollars. But but
(04:51):
in fairness, and that's with the trip on top of it.
Bethany was Bethany was talking to Kathleen. They're already talking
about what they're going to return that they're not going
to use, right, and like I had to buy high
King boots, which are expensive. I had to buy sandals,
which are expensive, but these are things that most people
already have that I don't have. And so and I
had to buy you know, like flasks to carry water
in and all. And now I'm figure out where the
(05:18):
vacation vacation is a beach and a drink in his hand. Yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be good. This is a thing that I
would never normally do, and it's web girl Kathleen's dream.
It's it's on her bucket list, and it's one of
those things where your friend convinces you to go and
you're like, you know what, I'm going to go outside
my comfort zone. Um. I had a legit panic attack
(05:38):
the other day. Like all of the women who are
going on this trip were on a group text and
they were talking about all the things we have to
get and no exaggeration. I had a panic attack on
the sidewalk and I had to leave the conversation because
I was like, I can't. I can't do this so
outside my comfort zone. But I'm gonna do it, and
I'm excited about it. As long as we don't get murdered,
(05:58):
I'm happy for you. Just like me going to an
all inclusive vegetable resort, have to pack my own meat. Like, Garrett,
what would be your equivalent vacations something that's just like
so foreign to you, honestly, Uh, driving long distances in
a car. I hate being like trapped in a car
(06:21):
for like ten plus hours, Like going somewhere just I
go insane. I need to get up and walk around.
And yes, you can pull over to the side of
the road and go to a gas station. But I
need to be wherever I'm going in like a short
amount of time so I can get out and go somewhere. Yeah, no,
I just a car. Plane is different, train is different cars.
(06:41):
Just like like one way in, one way out. That's it.
I'm the opposite of Garrett. I actually like drive. I
don't care. I'll start, start, and I'll stop again. What
I hate most is connecting flights. I can't stand because
you have to take off, you have to land, switch planes,
take off and land, and being an air at an airport,
for me is the worst experience of traveling, and the
(07:03):
worst part of traveling period flying to successfully survive a
flight and then be told you got to get on
another one, like I'm done, we landed again. What about you?
You know my foreign thing? I think if you told
me I had to go to a restaurant where all
they serve as fish they had no other options, I
(07:26):
would probably not know what the hell to do with myself, because, yeah, Star,
what are you guys doing for when you're camping? What
are you doing for food? Because you just said you're
now the vegetarian um and you tend to have campfires
while you're camping and cook some form of meat. Have
you figure that out yet? Well, so the company, we're
(07:48):
doing it through a company, And the great thing about
it is that they pack a lot of the stuff.
Are you So they're in charge of the food, they're
in charge of the tents and the sleeping bags. And
there's a lot of other people going. Then you're all,
that's yeah, so they so you just tell them you're vegetarian.
Maybe how many people go in total? I think there's
not very meato. Maybe there's like eleven people max that
(08:09):
are allowed. The canyon is not big enough for twelve.
Are you guys doing the part where you actually go
down into the canyon like you get lowered in? Because
there is actually a trip where you can go on
an excursion where you you're at the bottom of the canyon.
Have you done? Are you going to do that as
a part of a lot of the hiking is downright
(08:32):
good hiking. Ari I made me practice going like they
have a mount like a little tiny mountain that you
have to walk down in the hiking boots to make
sure they fit proper. Oh my god, my buddy, Paul,
did this trip? You're gonna have the time of your
life because he went into the canyon. He literally went
down in it, like he's at the bottom of the canyon,
which most people take pictures from the top, but there's
(08:53):
this thing where, oh my god, I don't want to go.
How many days is it? Well? How long before the starts?
Party finds? Like, if you don't hear from me, I
should be back by tuesday? Can I ask an unrelated question? Uh?
Scary and I were talking about topics on our podcast,
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast on things that Elvis said he
would never do on the show, and one of my
(09:13):
topics was have you picked out you're missing photo yet?
So like when you go missing on television, like this
girl's been missing, it's always a terrible picture they rip
off social media. I have picked out the only picture
I like of myself, So I told my wife if
I'm missing, this is the picture you use. Yeah, sure,
they find my body, like this is the picture. Otherwise
they pick anyone they want. You're like, how are they
(09:33):
gonna I don't look like that anymore? I lost white.
They're never gonna find me unless the killer fattens me up.
They're never gonna find me. Like, you know, like Tom
from my space is fuck? Do you know that? Because
people only know that picture of him in a T
shirt looking over his shoulder, his shoulder, that's the one,
you know, that's the one they're gonna use. And you
know he's not going to be in a white T
shirt anymore. Okay, So, Bethany, what picture is it and
how long ago was it taken? Um? I have a
(09:55):
headshot that I really like from maybe six months ago
where I look coy but friendly. Interesting news alert, This
coy but friendly woman is missing. So I'm at home
and Mike, Yeah, she seems like the type of person
that way getting this. Probably trusted a prospector who kidnapped her.
Because you love the default on your social media, that's
that's the one they will grab. Like I have a
(10:16):
cartoon on my my Instagram and Twitter as my default.
That's like looking from my cartoon version. I'm going to
find me, you know. And you don't smile in any
pictures that you take. But how funny if the sketch
artist draws me as a cartoon. Why don't you smiling?
I'm a miserable human being, Bethany, have you checked the
weather in the Grand Canyon? No? But it's supposed to
be the rainy season, which is awesome for me. You
(10:40):
your parasol and umbrella. Confused? Are you gonna dance naked
in the eclipse today because there's no son? Yeah. I
was actually talking to a friend of mine and we
were talking about, like, should we do some sort of
ceremony or solstice when it comes time for the autumn
equinox or solstice whichever one it is, I always forget.
And they were talking about making tacos and I was
talking about a goat, So we were not on the
(11:01):
same page. Why does Bethany have a pentagram outside of
throwing a solar eclipse party? This afternoon? Your party? Yeah,
so if you're happy to be in and around New
York City, there's a hotel called Refinery Hotel, and on
top of it is the Refinery Rooftop. Apparently they're expecting
a huge crowd at this place. Um. People sounds like
they're gonna they're gonna go leave for lunch from work
(11:23):
and then not come back. Because the parties from two
to four and the peak time in New York City
is TOTO PM for best for optimal viewing. Yes, the
slogan is come get black out drunk, knowing you're working there.
I want you to look around the party and just
go what do these people do that they could leave
work at two and not not either not go back
(11:47):
or they don't work too well. That's That's always I've
always been fascinated by that when whenever I see people
laying out on the grass in the sunshine on you
at nude on today And I know my excuse, I
do morning radio, but all these people don't do morning radio.
What the hell do they do living in an expensive
area of Manhattan laying on patches of grass doing absolutely nothing. Well,
(12:08):
even more if you don't live in an expensive area,
because I assume if you live in an expensive area
you married rich or something. But like if you live
in just your average area and you go to Target
in the afternoon, like two parking lots packed, like what
do you all do? I say that too every time
I pull into the mall, I'm like, how is the
mall packed? Like? What are people doing? We are spending
(12:28):
someone else's money. Yeah, everyone doesn't work at the Cinamon.
It is crazy. Let us know, text us like tomorrow
around this time, when you know we're doing well, what
is this time around email us, elvis text us at
ten am Eastern. Between ten am and ten fifteen Eastern,
(12:50):
we'll read your texts on the if the text it's
too late, exactly ten am east am, East coast time.
Let us know what is it you do in the
daytime that allows you to be free and do anything else?
But unless they're all in radio or where were you
and you saw a group of people when it was
a peak time for them to be at work, did
(13:11):
you see? Uh? There was an interview. I forgive me,
Bethany can look it up so that people don't get
upset that I didn't remember his name. There's a football
coach that was interviewed yesterday and they asked him Nick Saban.
Thank you, Nick, Thank you, Garrett. Nick Saban was interviewed
and they said, what is your team doing for the eclipse?
And he's like, they're gonna be practicing, Like what what
do you mean? Like I'm gonna stop down and and
work on a game plan for the whole team to
(13:32):
view the eclipse. He goes, we got a job to do.
Here's what you do. Everyone's gonna be trying to get
the perfect picture for Instagram. Just go in your house,
get very close to a light, okay, and take a
picture of the light bulb. All right, No one's gonna
know even even almost as good as Garrett's idea. Wait,
go in your house, Go on Instagram, steal someone else's picture,
(13:54):
put it up as yours because hashtag eclipse is going
to be all over Instagram. Take one from anywhere in
the and that's my view, especially if you have more
followers than they did, right, or put up just a
black picture, just blackness, and pashtag I'm blind. Yeah, exactly,
Now it wrong. If you google, if you google the
path of the optimal, the optimal eclipse, you know, like
(14:17):
like of this the solar eclipse, you will find that
we in New York City only are gonna get seventy
percent coverage, where where places like Nashville and St. Louis
it goes clear across that that area they will get
four minutes of darkness. And to do me a favor,
if you're in that area of total darkness, don't look
(14:41):
at the sun. Look around at the sky because it's
supposed to change temperature and get real and colder. You're
supposed to be able to see stars, other planets, it's
supposed to be the most incredible experience. Don't look at
the sun, look at the sky and post the picture
on Instagram so we can steal it exactly if you
st really get here. You think that's going to get
(15:03):
darker than it is now, that's it only seventy it's
like a crescent moon. But reversed is what we're going
to see. What the full the full effect. But that's
okay though. Alright, alright, we're over the fifteen minutes. You
got a bonus of fifteen sleepwards today. Alright, alright, let's
go have an eclipse party.
What would you talk about on your podcast? Hey, it's
the fifteen minute morning show. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah we
are sans our intro. I feel like I feel naked. Yeah,
So there's just some stuff going on in the background.
Is that the deal difficulties? Computer malfunctions? All right? Well,
it takes five minutes to put the music in after
(00:20):
the fact. So if you didn't hear music just now,
it's because Scary didn't want to put the music. Yeah,
you don't be lazy put it in. No, no no, no, no,
it involves more than that. The different program. We have
a thing called pro Tools. It's a computer and it's
in use now, so we can't use it. It's being monopolized.
There's no music at all today and no music today,
and we're okay with that, right, guys. Different, it's different.
So Scary is sitting at the gold microphone counterclockwise, Nate,
(00:44):
are we saying where you're in the room or not?
It's being quiet. We have Danielle Garrett, David Brody, and
myself who goes counterclockwise, you go clockwise. That would have
been me first, you know. I I went because Scary
is to my right and I didn't want to go
clockwise because that would put me first, and I felt
(01:05):
that was a little selfish, so I wanted to put
somebody else first, like scaries here and also me. You
could have said clockwise, Brody and then going to Garrett.
And I like the fact that you beat your own drum.
I just did you know, just you know. It's like
we're in Australia. Maybe the moon will decide to go
the other way today and not block this on How
about that? Um So I'm speaking of the moon and nature.
(01:29):
Um So, I'm going on a hiking trip on our vacation.
I'm going with web girl Kathleen and producer Sam and
um our friend Ricky. And my biggest concern about this
hiking trip is that when you go out at hike
in the woods and you go camping, that's when the
murdering happened. Because I've watched a lot of investigation discoverage taken, yeah, taken.
(01:58):
If you go line, you go camping, that's when the
serial killers come out and they find you. Are you
sleeping in the woods too? We are. And so I'm
trying to decide how many weapons I should pack geez,
because I don't know now, how are you going to
check these onto the airplane to get where you're going? Okay, well,
so I have my Tiger Lady. Yeah, which if you
(02:19):
don't know what the tiger Lady is, it's nature's defense mechanism.
It's pretty great, right, It's It's like this little thing
you hold in the palm of your hand, and it
has little ridges where your fingers sit, and then when
you press down on the ridges, claws come out between
your fingers. Wolverine. You look like wolverine? But I think
can you pack that in your suitcase? Well? So I
keep it in my purse and I accidentally brought it
(02:39):
through when we went to the Iowa State Fair last weekend.
It never got dinged. Re turn this podcast off right now.
I mistake that for a flask whiskey flash. Yeah, it
looks like a flask. But I think you should have
ding it probably should have dingd but here. But but
it's plastic. Okay, though I don't think that it read
(03:01):
as anything. Man has turned this off. You need you
need metal? Are you checking any bags? Tiger isis? I
don't think so. So I'm so I'm bringing Tiger Lady.
But I just wonder if I should bring a bat
or maybe you should. Did you say where you're going
the Grand Canyon? Yes, so where you're going it would
be totally normal if you have a pick axe with you.
(03:24):
This is true, like you were prospecting, and that could
be anybody. Bethany would be propped. That could be your
absolute weapon. But I recommend old school. You should watch
the Grand Canyon episode of The Brady Bunch. Do they
get stolen um? They don't want to ruin it for
people who haven't seen get killed. But there is a
(03:44):
jail cell involved on an old prospector. Oh and and
beans and hot dogs in a flashlight. Wait, more than that,
I'm worried about, like, how are you going to stay
without getting tan? Because I know you're very you know
you want to make sure your skin doesn't like burn. No,
she's not going to carry a parasol having the clip
(04:06):
onto the borrow. So there there are a bunch of
different companies now that are amazing at making products that
have SPF and them. So I bought a hat yesterday
that has SPF fifty wide brimmed hat and then it
also has that thing that goes back down over your
neck like the next and then I'm I have SPF
shirts and I'm also bringing SPF a hundred just to
put on. Did you spend to go on this trip, Daniel,
(04:29):
I have never It's I've never been outside before. Basically,
like everybody camps or hikes at some point in their life,
and so they have things like hiking boots or like headlamps.
Apparently people have these already. I spend less than a thousand,
but it cost me nearly eight hundred dollars. But but
(04:51):
in fairness, and that's with the trip on top of it.
Bethany was Bethany was talking to Kathleen. They're already talking
about what they're going to return that they're not going
to use, right, and like I had to buy high
King boots, which are expensive. I had to buy sandals,
which are expensive, but these are things that most people
already have that I don't have. And so and I
had to buy you know, like flasks to carry water
in and all. And now I'm figure out where the
(05:18):
vacation vacation is a beach and a drink in his hand. Yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be good. This is a thing that I
would never normally do, and it's web girl Kathleen's dream.
It's it's on her bucket list, and it's one of
those things where your friend convinces you to go and
you're like, you know what, I'm going to go outside
my comfort zone. Um. I had a legit panic attack
(05:38):
the other day. Like all of the women who are
going on this trip were on a group text and
they were talking about all the things we have to
get and no exaggeration. I had a panic attack on
the sidewalk and I had to leave the conversation because
I was like, I can't. I can't do this so
outside my comfort zone. But I'm gonna do it, and
I'm excited about it. As long as we don't get murdered,
(05:58):
I'm happy for you. Just like me going to an
all inclusive vegetable resort, have to pack my own meat. Like, Garrett,
what would be your equivalent vacations something that's just like
so foreign to you, honestly, Uh, driving long distances in
a car. I hate being like trapped in a car
(06:21):
for like ten plus hours, Like going somewhere just I
go insane. I need to get up and walk around.
And yes, you can pull over to the side of
the road and go to a gas station. But I
need to be wherever I'm going in like a short
amount of time so I can get out and go somewhere. Yeah, no,
I just a car. Plane is different, train is different cars.
(06:41):
Just like like one way in, one way out. That's it.
I'm the opposite of Garrett. I actually like drive. I
don't care. I'll start, start, and I'll stop again. What
I hate most is connecting flights. I can't stand because
you have to take off, you have to land, switch planes,
take off and land, and being an air at an airport,
for me is the worst experience of traveling, and the
(07:03):
worst part of traveling period flying to successfully survive a
flight and then be told you got to get on
another one, like I'm done, we landed again. What about you?
You know my foreign thing? I think if you told
me I had to go to a restaurant where all
they serve as fish they had no other options, I
(07:26):
would probably not know what the hell to do with myself, because, yeah, Star,
what are you guys doing for when you're camping? What
are you doing for food? Because you just said you're
now the vegetarian um and you tend to have campfires
while you're camping and cook some form of meat. Have
you figure that out yet? Well, so the company, we're
(07:48):
doing it through a company, And the great thing about
it is that they pack a lot of the stuff.
Are you So they're in charge of the food, they're
in charge of the tents and the sleeping bags. And
there's a lot of other people going. Then you're all,
that's yeah, so they so you just tell them you're vegetarian.
Maybe how many people go in total? I think there's
not very meato. Maybe there's like eleven people max that
(08:09):
are allowed. The canyon is not big enough for twelve.
Are you guys doing the part where you actually go
down into the canyon like you get lowered in? Because
there is actually a trip where you can go on
an excursion where you you're at the bottom of the canyon.
Have you done? Are you going to do that as
a part of a lot of the hiking is downright
(08:32):
good hiking. Ari I made me practice going like they
have a mount like a little tiny mountain that you
have to walk down in the hiking boots to make
sure they fit proper. Oh my god, my buddy, Paul,
did this trip? You're gonna have the time of your
life because he went into the canyon. He literally went
down in it, like he's at the bottom of the canyon,
which most people take pictures from the top, but there's
(08:53):
this thing where, oh my god, I don't want to go.
How many days is it? Well? How long before the starts?
Party finds? Like, if you don't hear from me, I
should be back by tuesday? Can I ask an unrelated question? Uh?
Scary and I were talking about topics on our podcast,
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast on things that Elvis said he
would never do on the show, and one of my
(09:13):
topics was have you picked out you're missing photo yet?
So like when you go missing on television, like this
girl's been missing, it's always a terrible picture they rip
off social media. I have picked out the only picture
I like of myself, So I told my wife if
I'm missing, this is the picture you use. Yeah, sure,
they find my body, like this is the picture. Otherwise
they pick anyone they want. You're like, how are they
(09:33):
gonna I don't look like that anymore? I lost white.
They're never gonna find me unless the killer fattens me up.
They're never gonna find me. Like, you know, like Tom
from my space is fuck? Do you know that? Because
people only know that picture of him in a T
shirt looking over his shoulder, his shoulder, that's the one,
you know, that's the one they're gonna use. And you
know he's not going to be in a white T
shirt anymore. Okay, So, Bethany, what picture is it and
how long ago was it taken? Um? I have a
(09:55):
headshot that I really like from maybe six months ago
where I look coy but friendly. Interesting news alert, This
coy but friendly woman is missing. So I'm at home
and Mike, Yeah, she seems like the type of person
that way getting this. Probably trusted a prospector who kidnapped her.
Because you love the default on your social media, that's
that's the one they will grab. Like I have a
(10:16):
cartoon on my my Instagram and Twitter as my default.
That's like looking from my cartoon version. I'm going to
find me, you know. And you don't smile in any
pictures that you take. But how funny if the sketch
artist draws me as a cartoon. Why don't you smiling?
I'm a miserable human being, Bethany, have you checked the
weather in the Grand Canyon? No? But it's supposed to
be the rainy season, which is awesome for me. You
(10:40):
your parasol and umbrella. Confused? Are you gonna dance naked
in the eclipse today because there's no son? Yeah. I
was actually talking to a friend of mine and we
were talking about, like, should we do some sort of
ceremony or solstice when it comes time for the autumn
equinox or solstice whichever one it is, I always forget.
And they were talking about making tacos and I was
talking about a goat, So we were not on the
(11:01):
same page. Why does Bethany have a pentagram outside of
throwing a solar eclipse party? This afternoon? Your party? Yeah,
so if you're happy to be in and around New
York City, there's a hotel called Refinery Hotel, and on
top of it is the Refinery Rooftop. Apparently they're expecting
a huge crowd at this place. Um. People sounds like
they're gonna they're gonna go leave for lunch from work
(11:23):
and then not come back. Because the parties from two
to four and the peak time in New York City
is TOTO PM for best for optimal viewing. Yes, the
slogan is come get black out drunk, knowing you're working there.
I want you to look around the party and just
go what do these people do that they could leave
work at two and not not either not go back
(11:47):
or they don't work too well. That's That's always I've
always been fascinated by that when whenever I see people
laying out on the grass in the sunshine on you
at nude on today And I know my excuse, I
do morning radio, but all these people don't do morning radio.
What the hell do they do living in an expensive
area of Manhattan laying on patches of grass doing absolutely nothing. Well,
(12:08):
even more if you don't live in an expensive area,
because I assume if you live in an expensive area
you married rich or something. But like if you live
in just your average area and you go to Target
in the afternoon, like two parking lots packed, like what
do you all do? I say that too every time
I pull into the mall, I'm like, how is the
mall packed? Like? What are people doing? We are spending
(12:28):
someone else's money. Yeah, everyone doesn't work at the Cinamon.
It is crazy. Let us know, text us like tomorrow
around this time, when you know we're doing well, what
is this time around email us, elvis text us at
ten am Eastern. Between ten am and ten fifteen Eastern,
(12:50):
we'll read your texts on the if the text it's
too late, exactly ten am east am, East coast time.
Let us know what is it you do in the
daytime that allows you to be free and do anything else?
But unless they're all in radio or where were you
and you saw a group of people when it was
a peak time for them to be at work, did
(13:11):
you see? Uh? There was an interview. I forgive me,
Bethany can look it up so that people don't get
upset that I didn't remember his name. There's a football
coach that was interviewed yesterday and they asked him Nick Saban.
Thank you, Nick, Thank you, Garrett. Nick Saban was interviewed
and they said, what is your team doing for the eclipse?
And he's like, they're gonna be practicing, Like what what
do you mean? Like I'm gonna stop down and and
work on a game plan for the whole team to
(13:32):
view the eclipse. He goes, we got a job to do.
Here's what you do. Everyone's gonna be trying to get
the perfect picture for Instagram. Just go in your house,
get very close to a light, okay, and take a
picture of the light bulb. All right, No one's gonna
know even even almost as good as Garrett's idea. Wait,
go in your house, Go on Instagram, steal someone else's picture,
(13:54):
put it up as yours because hashtag eclipse is going
to be all over Instagram. Take one from anywhere in
the and that's my view, especially if you have more
followers than they did, right, or put up just a
black picture, just blackness, and pashtag I'm blind. Yeah, exactly,
Now it wrong. If you google, if you google the
path of the optimal, the optimal eclipse, you know, like
(14:17):
like of this the solar eclipse, you will find that
we in New York City only are gonna get seventy
percent coverage, where where places like Nashville and St. Louis
it goes clear across that that area they will get
four minutes of darkness. And to do me a favor,
if you're in that area of total darkness, don't look
(14:41):
at the sun. Look around at the sky because it's
supposed to change temperature and get real and colder. You're
supposed to be able to see stars, other planets, it's
supposed to be the most incredible experience. Don't look at
the sun, look at the sky and post the picture
on Instagram so we can steal it exactly if you
st really get here. You think that's going to get
(15:03):
darker than it is now, that's it only seventy it's
like a crescent moon. But reversed is what we're going
to see. What the full the full effect. But that's
okay though. Alright, alright, we're over the fifteen minutes. You
got a bonus of fifteen sleepwards today. Alright, alright, let's
go have an eclipse party.
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News
Popular Podcasts
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.