August 18, 2017 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Getting ready for another fifty minute morning show podcast. Let's
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(00:22):
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(01:19):
I've never seen you behind that mike before. And you
know I used to run aboard Bethany. That was when
Ryan Seacrest didn't know who you are. But now he
knew who I was until you walked out a week later.
He was like, who are you? You know what your
position at the board, Nate, does make your muscles look
bigger than you. Actually did that on purpose. Button. Yeah,
they're very hard buttons to push. Which way is the studio? Doornate? There?
(01:44):
By the way? Scary? So I called scary out. He
wore that shirt exactly one week ago today. For a
man that said he's going to wear all the clothes
in his wardrobe, he's wearing a shirt that he obviously
just bought and he's wearing it again less than a
week later. And he war a hundred and fifty dollar
D Squad shirt yesterday. Now he was working. How do
you remember that, Garrett, because it was a cool Killer
(02:07):
shirt and I'm like, oh, wow, the Killers. Unless he
bought two of the same shirt, which I don't think so.
But okay, so here's the thing. When you guys, you
guys do the same thing we also need to address
the look you had on your face just now when
you walked in and soo Nate at your gold microphone.
I was actually happy. I was actually excitedly that's your
happy face when you daw drops and you stare like
lost child like when someone else takes the lead. And
(02:29):
but I was more surprised because it's after the time
that we Okay, normally we start this podcast at ten
o'clock sharp. I thought it was before ten o'clock and
I was just dilly dally and watching the Rachel ratio
inside with Scotty B and all of a sudden I
just look over I like, holy sh it, listen to
yourself started the podcast. You walked out forty seconds before
we even started to watch Rachel Ray. Listen to yourself,
(02:50):
not even just watch having a chicken parm off right
now between two Italian delis. That's like, right up, my
al's in a chicken parm Sammy with a lot of
E v O. Anyway, the point is nutrition initial shocked
that you saw in my face was like, holy sh it,
they started the podcast. I can see that. I could see.
I don't care where I sit. Then why did you
(03:11):
put the I guess I'll sit here face on when
you pulled Daniell's chair out, No, because I didn't know
if Danielle was sitting here. She's not here, Okay, here, okay,
So let's go around the room. Reset, Reset, Reset, Bethany
is sitting to my left, Brody in his usual spot,
Garrett in his usual spot, Scary in Danielle's seat, and
(03:32):
I'm a scary spot. Um. Isn't it funny? Do you
guys remember in grade school or high school when you
would pick your seat at the beginning of class, and
then you always just ended up sitting there, even though
they said said wherever you want. Yeah, I remember you, Brody,
you absolutely Why did you choose that seat that you're
sitting in? I like the angle where I was close
to the teacher if I wanted to raise my hand,
but not in her line of sight. You don't want
(03:54):
to looking at you, but you wanted to see you
pripherally if you have the answer. But I didn't want
to sit in the back until I in too high school.
Then I was the wise ass, so I sat in
the back, back to the right. I never wanted to
sit in the back because that's where all the cool
kids sat and I knew that it wasn't cool enough
to sit back there, so I sat in the They
can't throw things at the back of your head if
you're in the back row. That's It's true. Yeah, that's
(04:15):
also when I sat in the back they picked on me. Yeah,
you want to know about the shirt or you know,
scary tell us about your another thing. I don't want to,
you know, I want to finish the story, you know,
because Garry asked the question. And the truth is, and
I think we all do this. When you get something new,
a new article of clothing, you tend to overwear it.
(04:35):
That's what I'm currently doing with the Killer's shirt. I
love this shirt. It's the coolest, freaking, most exciting T
shirt I bought in recent times, and I've worn it
three times in about the one week that I've had
it three times. All right, for you, I have a
I have a body suit that I bought and I'm
obsessed with it and I've worn it. I usually wear
it two to three times a week now. Body suits
(04:57):
like basically one piece bathing suit. Right. Yeah, it looks
like has long sleeves, it's black, and it actually blocks
UV rays. So I wear it on days that I
know I'm gonna be walking around a lot and parasol.
Can you sound like a cloak, It's not. It's it
looks like a leotard with long sleeves, but I wear
it under jeans. It's a scuba suits. Make a scuba
suit that's sexy, but it's black. You just open an
(05:17):
Amazon box and the parasol came out of it. Okay,
I'm bringing back the parasol. You are. What's a parasol?
The parasol is like an umbrella, but it blocks sun.
So that's not meant for rain, but it can be
used for rain. So you have a body suit that
blocks the sun. Now the parasol is pretty much blocking
any other sun from hitting my face. Because sometimes you
(05:39):
don't want to wear a hat. It will ruin your hair.
Sometimes you don't want to put on extra sun blackly
because you have makeup on, you don't want to put
on extra sun block. So I'm bringing back the parasol.
You look like a peanut colata. No, I don't as
you do. You're white. You an umbrella is stuck in you.
I like this a lot. I'm just very cold, scary.
Take a picture of our post it and say hashtake
Panolada please. I kind of I don't know. I think
(06:03):
you finally crossed that line. You don't like I feel
like watching Mary Poppins all of a sudden, exactly. You
just I just don't think this is a trend that's
going to come back. But I'm not doing it because
it's trendy, because it's clearly not doing it because I
don't want to get sun turned and the skin cancer
runs in my fing You're going to have a soft throat,
by the way, because every time someone calls it an umbrella.
(06:25):
By week three as well, there's a different scary thought.
You're setting a trend, and you're doing it just because
you like you do health reason. Yeah, this material is
SPF fifty, so it's like putting SPF fifty sun block
on everything that it covers. I did not know that,
but I can smell it from here, by the way.
But it's got that new paras It feels like a
(06:47):
new pool toy. If you were at the beach, would
you ask a hot guy to rub the parasol on
your back? But what it does do is it has
to up my fashion game because you can't walk around
and sweat pants, Carrie, a parasol, you have to like
be drought. Are you going to wear knickers or bloomers
or obviously petticoat? And some spet said, yeah, and what
(07:08):
do they call it? M Russell? A bustle and hustle? Yeah, yeah,
that thing, you need all of it. You just jealous
in my parasol. That's what it is. It is. What's
a bustle? Is that the big it's the hustles the
ass right, Yeah, it's a part of the ladies dress
in old timey days that like poofed out like in
Nicki Minaj but would address Yeah, exactly, all right. I've
(07:30):
never seen anybody walking around with the parasol so well not,
but you're about to. I'm bringing parasol back. The reviews
on that Amazon page for the parasol can we read these?
Have you guys ever read some of these Amazon reviews?
The Best Gummy Bears? The Gummy Bears or the was
it the Blue Rock Candy? Have you guys ever read
what kinds of things? Do they say? It's hilarious? People
(07:52):
get very in depth. The Blue Rock Candy is very
similar to what they were preparing and making on Breaking Bad.
It looks like blue crystal meth. So hang up, I'm
thinking people get in depth for the reason that, well,
it's a bunch of brodies on Amazon. That's not um.
Someone said that the mechanics of this parasol are fluid
(08:13):
and sturdy. That's their names, people, mechanics. People like it.
People in Florida really seem to like it. People who
use it in Florida are young enough to type on
a computer. Yeah. Uh, hold on, it's the Is it
the Harribo sugar free get gummy bears that happened? Those
are Yeah, those are the ones that everybody loves. Those
(08:34):
are the popular ones. They're so amazing. Hold on, I'm
gonna pull them up. The best part of the podcast
is when we googled things. You just sounded like Raymond.
Those are the ones, those ones that like, they love,
those those best. Yes, I'm just feeling time. So I
so I found gummy bears that not Harribo gummy bears,
but ones that Amazon recommends. Shall my rectum experience the
(08:56):
same foul demons as these other people's? Uh? These the answer?
These candies gave me really bad diarrhea. I can't eat them.
I don't know about anybody else because they have that
sugar alcohol in it which makes you your pants. Yeah,
but yeah, that's just one on a gummy Better review.
So if you're looking for gummy bears you come across that,
that's what you get. When you find gummy bears on Amazon,
(09:18):
you have a thing. Hang. The other one that's famous
for its reviews is the Banana Slicer on Amazon. If
you go and look up the Banana Slicer, those reviews
are pretty pretty epic. Okay, So one of the reviews
for this rock candy is I first came into contact
with this product as a sample and determine the purity
to be well over my own product is only and
(09:39):
that is quite a gulf to overcome. Now that I
have worked with Walter White, I believe I can create
the same product in my lab. Hold on a sex,
someone's at my door. You know. Um, there was this
product called the thirty second Salad Chopper. I don't know
if you're familiar with it. You might have seen it
on TV. Whatever the case. It's where it's got like
a dome on it. Well, you put all your your
vegetables into this alid chopper and you put the dome
(10:01):
over it. It's a plastic dome and it's got like
knife slices already there. So then you slice the knife.
You're taking a knife and you slice it in all
the grooves and then you you you flip at ninety
degrees and then you cross cut it, so it gets
you a chopped salad in about thirty to sixty seconds. Well,
they started a go this is a very famous one
on go fund me. Two guys said, we want to
(10:23):
make this. We're making the mold, we got the tooler,
the tooling experience, whatever, and we're gonna we're gonna raise
all this money and then we're gonna give you as
your reward a salad thirty second salad chopper. Well, anyway,
it took them about three days to raise the funds
then some, but it took them about six months to
actually get it to actual production. Well now it's going
(10:47):
on eight ten months since the sixty second salad chopper.
The Go fund me people have had it out there,
but the knockoffs from China have been here for like
the last six months. So of the people that are
waiting for their reward because they gave these two guys
fifty bucks for the salad chopper are angry and they're screaming,
(11:09):
and there's this thread going on on go fund me
saying this is bs. I have to sit here and
watch Facebook ads of this knockoff sixties seconds salad chopper.
When are you guys gonna produce the ones that you promised?
And I feel so bad for these people because they
invested in these two guys and they have they still
(11:29):
they never run a business. Speaking of which I I
just started to go fund me. I have this idea
for this, uh, three sided thing you put between your
fingers and you spin it so when you're sitting at
your desk, you just spin it and it has like
ball bearings and fidget spinner. Haven't I have named it yet?
What are you talking about, bie, fidget spinner? There's like
ten billion in production already. Oh my god, Bethany just
(11:50):
pulled up my idea on the web. So that that's
the problem. By the way, with doing a Go Fundi page,
someone could could rip it off real quick. You know
the paget You don't patent it on go funny because
you don't know if you're gonna That's the problem. So
since you don't have a patent, anybody can do it,
So you can go and go fund me right now
and steal everyone's idea patented and actually suited the people
that are trying to raise money for the original idea.
(12:12):
By the way, I'm going to now go and write
a book on how to steal people's ideas and go
fund me. Thanks, no problem. I was I was reading
one more gummy bear review on Amazon? Are these tart?
And then the answer only the yellow ones because you
know lemon. But the cool thing about filing a patent
you don't have to have any proof that the idea
(12:33):
can be made right exactly. So then that's why go
fund me has a loophole. Yeah, because are you doing
in my chair? We told them here, no, we said,
don't sit there at Danielle's chair will be very angry
and she deserves the best chair. And they didn't. He
say Danielle, Yeah, yeah, he said the podcast Jack, He
(12:55):
was like, I never liked her anyway. He's like that asshole.
Nate's by my microphone. I'm sitting they Daniels, would you
h the worst podcast? Ever? How much time? Okay, now
Elvis has pitted stall, would you just the delivery alone? Heavens,
look up the scaries lap rides on Amazon. The refuse
(13:15):
are terrible rides, but it's a knock oversation of the
real thing, so it's more uncomfortable. How much long are
you having this podcast? I don't know, but I'm gonna
save my rant then for Monday about the person who
had made plans with me screwed me over and then
posted a picture of what they were doing. And was
(13:35):
it someone on the show? Someone you all know? Not not, no, no,
I do understand. How much time do we have? I
turned the button off, so I gotta do it manually.
We got ninety seconds. So somebody we all know made
me clear my plate to hang out and have lunch
yesterday Thursday. There's a gorgeous day yesterday. Yes, so I may,
(13:56):
I may, which all my plans to Wednesday and Friday.
So I'm up today with stuff because this person said clear,
Mike clear, and we won't have lunch. I'm coming into town.
We haven't seen each other in like two years, so
so at we were meeting at twelve thirty at eleven thirday,
say still twelve thirty and she says, oh, I forgot
to text you. My grandmother is not feeling well and
(14:17):
I need to go take care of her. So I said,
all right, well, you know, I wish I've known earlier.
I left my whole day open. But okay, I don't
care why that was going to be his topic next week? Dude,
who cares about who she is? Did you see her
with someone? I look on Instagram. No, there's a picture
in the pool frolicking with Grandma apparently is feeling fine.
(14:40):
So I passive aggressive posted on her page and I said,
it looks like grandma's feeling better. You're up back. Aqua
therapy made her feel better. I go, great, because she's
sitting on a giant swan, not in the water at all.
That she problem. Yeah, but Grandma's fine. I got blown
off and she's on a giant swan, and don't blow
off plans, and then posted on Instagram, you're having a
better time than me. Yeah. If you blow up plans,
(15:01):
you have to do. I'm not going to say who
it is. Thanks guy, no problem. I couldn't have done that.
But grandma looks so happy. How far she was dying.
The fifteen minute Morning Show
Getting ready for another fifty minute morning show podcast. Let's
talk about zip recruiter dot com. You know what they
got it figured out. If you have to hire someone
for your company, the new superstar that's gonna make you
look good, you need the right person. Zip recruiter has
the way to do it. You can post your job
ad to one hundred plus job sites just one click.
Then they're powerful technology at zip recruiter matches the right
(00:22):
people to your job better than anyone else can do it.
That's why zip recruiter is totally different. Unlike other job sites,
zip recruiter doesn't depend on candidates finding you. It finds
them over of the jobs posted on zip recruiter. You
get a qualified candidate in just twenty four hours, so
no emails, no calls to your office, just screen rate,
manage the candidates all in one place on zip recruiters
(00:44):
easy to use dashboard. Use it for free. Zip recruiter
dot com slash fifteen. Hire someone for free. I'll pay
for it for you. Zip recruiter dot com, slash fifteen.
Try it for free. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Zip recruiter dot com slash fifteen. What would you talk
about on your on your podcast. Okay, ready, Friday, Man,
(01:19):
I've never seen you behind that mike before. And you
know I used to run aboard Bethany. That was when
Ryan Seacrest didn't know who you are. But now he
knew who I was until you walked out a week later.
He was like, who are you? You know what your
position at the board, Nate, does make your muscles look
bigger than you. Actually did that on purpose. Button. Yeah,
they're very hard buttons to push. Which way is the studio? Doornate? There?
(01:44):
By the way? Scary? So I called scary out. He
wore that shirt exactly one week ago today. For a
man that said he's going to wear all the clothes
in his wardrobe, he's wearing a shirt that he obviously
just bought and he's wearing it again less than a
week later. And he war a hundred and fifty dollar
D Squad shirt yesterday. Now he was working. How do
you remember that, Garrett, because it was a cool Killer
(02:07):
shirt and I'm like, oh, wow, the Killers. Unless he
bought two of the same shirt, which I don't think so.
But okay, so here's the thing. When you guys, you
guys do the same thing we also need to address
the look you had on your face just now when
you walked in and soo Nate at your gold microphone.
I was actually happy. I was actually excitedly that's your
happy face when you daw drops and you stare like
lost child like when someone else takes the lead. And
(02:29):
but I was more surprised because it's after the time
that we Okay, normally we start this podcast at ten
o'clock sharp. I thought it was before ten o'clock and
I was just dilly dally and watching the Rachel ratio
inside with Scotty B and all of a sudden I
just look over I like, holy sh it, listen to
yourself started the podcast. You walked out forty seconds before
we even started to watch Rachel Ray. Listen to yourself,
(02:50):
not even just watch having a chicken parm off right
now between two Italian delis. That's like, right up, my
al's in a chicken parm Sammy with a lot of
E v O. Anyway, the point is nutrition initial shocked
that you saw in my face was like, holy sh it,
they started the podcast. I can see that. I could see.
I don't care where I sit. Then why did you
(03:11):
put the I guess I'll sit here face on when
you pulled Daniell's chair out, No, because I didn't know
if Danielle was sitting here. She's not here, Okay, here, okay,
So let's go around the room. Reset, Reset, Reset, Bethany
is sitting to my left, Brody in his usual spot,
Garrett in his usual spot, Scary in Danielle's seat, and
(03:32):
I'm a scary spot. Um. Isn't it funny? Do you
guys remember in grade school or high school when you
would pick your seat at the beginning of class, and
then you always just ended up sitting there, even though
they said said wherever you want. Yeah, I remember you, Brody,
you absolutely Why did you choose that seat that you're
sitting in? I like the angle where I was close
to the teacher if I wanted to raise my hand,
but not in her line of sight. You don't want
(03:54):
to looking at you, but you wanted to see you
pripherally if you have the answer. But I didn't want
to sit in the back until I in too high school.
Then I was the wise ass, so I sat in
the back, back to the right. I never wanted to
sit in the back because that's where all the cool
kids sat and I knew that it wasn't cool enough
to sit back there, so I sat in the They
can't throw things at the back of your head if
you're in the back row. That's It's true. Yeah, that's
(04:15):
also when I sat in the back they picked on me. Yeah,
you want to know about the shirt or you know,
scary tell us about your another thing. I don't want to,
you know, I want to finish the story, you know,
because Garry asked the question. And the truth is, and
I think we all do this. When you get something new,
a new article of clothing, you tend to overwear it.
(04:35):
That's what I'm currently doing with the Killer's shirt. I
love this shirt. It's the coolest, freaking, most exciting T
shirt I bought in recent times, and I've worn it
three times in about the one week that I've had
it three times. All right, for you, I have a
I have a body suit that I bought and I'm
obsessed with it and I've worn it. I usually wear
it two to three times a week now. Body suits
(04:57):
like basically one piece bathing suit. Right. Yeah, it looks
like has long sleeves, it's black, and it actually blocks
UV rays. So I wear it on days that I
know I'm gonna be walking around a lot and parasol.
Can you sound like a cloak, It's not. It's it
looks like a leotard with long sleeves, but I wear
it under jeans. It's a scuba suits. Make a scuba
suit that's sexy, but it's black. You just open an
(05:17):
Amazon box and the parasol came out of it. Okay,
I'm bringing back the parasol. You are. What's a parasol?
The parasol is like an umbrella, but it blocks sun.
So that's not meant for rain, but it can be
used for rain. So you have a body suit that
blocks the sun. Now the parasol is pretty much blocking
any other sun from hitting my face. Because sometimes you
(05:39):
don't want to wear a hat. It will ruin your hair.
Sometimes you don't want to put on extra sun blackly
because you have makeup on, you don't want to put
on extra sun block. So I'm bringing back the parasol.
You look like a peanut colata. No, I don't as
you do. You're white. You an umbrella is stuck in you.
I like this a lot. I'm just very cold, scary.
Take a picture of our post it and say hashtake
Panolada please. I kind of I don't know. I think
(06:03):
you finally crossed that line. You don't like I feel
like watching Mary Poppins all of a sudden, exactly. You
just I just don't think this is a trend that's
going to come back. But I'm not doing it because
it's trendy, because it's clearly not doing it because I
don't want to get sun turned and the skin cancer
runs in my fing You're going to have a soft throat,
by the way, because every time someone calls it an umbrella.
(06:25):
By week three as well, there's a different scary thought.
You're setting a trend, and you're doing it just because
you like you do health reason. Yeah, this material is
SPF fifty, so it's like putting SPF fifty sun block
on everything that it covers. I did not know that,
but I can smell it from here, by the way.
But it's got that new paras It feels like a
(06:47):
new pool toy. If you were at the beach, would
you ask a hot guy to rub the parasol on
your back? But what it does do is it has
to up my fashion game because you can't walk around
and sweat pants, Carrie, a parasol, you have to like
be drought. Are you going to wear knickers or bloomers
or obviously petticoat? And some spet said, yeah, and what
(07:08):
do they call it? M Russell? A bustle and hustle? Yeah, yeah,
that thing, you need all of it. You just jealous
in my parasol. That's what it is. It is. What's
a bustle? Is that the big it's the hustles the
ass right, Yeah, it's a part of the ladies dress
in old timey days that like poofed out like in
Nicki Minaj but would address Yeah, exactly, all right. I've
(07:30):
never seen anybody walking around with the parasol so well not,
but you're about to. I'm bringing parasol back. The reviews
on that Amazon page for the parasol can we read these?
Have you guys ever read some of these Amazon reviews?
The Best Gummy Bears? The Gummy Bears or the was
it the Blue Rock Candy? Have you guys ever read
what kinds of things? Do they say? It's hilarious? People
(07:52):
get very in depth. The Blue Rock Candy is very
similar to what they were preparing and making on Breaking Bad.
It looks like blue crystal meth. So hang up, I'm
thinking people get in depth for the reason that, well,
it's a bunch of brodies on Amazon. That's not um.
Someone said that the mechanics of this parasol are fluid
(08:13):
and sturdy. That's their names, people, mechanics. People like it.
People in Florida really seem to like it. People who
use it in Florida are young enough to type on
a computer. Yeah. Uh, hold on, it's the Is it
the Harribo sugar free get gummy bears that happened? Those
are Yeah, those are the ones that everybody loves. Those
(08:34):
are the popular ones. They're so amazing. Hold on, I'm
gonna pull them up. The best part of the podcast
is when we googled things. You just sounded like Raymond.
Those are the ones, those ones that like, they love,
those those best. Yes, I'm just feeling time. So I
so I found gummy bears that not Harribo gummy bears,
but ones that Amazon recommends. Shall my rectum experience the
(08:56):
same foul demons as these other people's? Uh? These the answer?
These candies gave me really bad diarrhea. I can't eat them.
I don't know about anybody else because they have that
sugar alcohol in it which makes you your pants. Yeah,
but yeah, that's just one on a gummy Better review.
So if you're looking for gummy bears you come across that,
that's what you get. When you find gummy bears on Amazon,
(09:18):
you have a thing. Hang. The other one that's famous
for its reviews is the Banana Slicer on Amazon. If
you go and look up the Banana Slicer, those reviews
are pretty pretty epic. Okay, So one of the reviews
for this rock candy is I first came into contact
with this product as a sample and determine the purity
to be well over my own product is only and
(09:39):
that is quite a gulf to overcome. Now that I
have worked with Walter White, I believe I can create
the same product in my lab. Hold on a sex,
someone's at my door. You know. Um, there was this
product called the thirty second Salad Chopper. I don't know
if you're familiar with it. You might have seen it
on TV. Whatever the case. It's where it's got like
a dome on it. Well, you put all your your
vegetables into this alid chopper and you put the dome
(10:01):
over it. It's a plastic dome and it's got like
knife slices already there. So then you slice the knife.
You're taking a knife and you slice it in all
the grooves and then you you you flip at ninety
degrees and then you cross cut it, so it gets
you a chopped salad in about thirty to sixty seconds. Well,
they started a go this is a very famous one
on go fund me. Two guys said, we want to
(10:23):
make this. We're making the mold, we got the tooler,
the tooling experience, whatever, and we're gonna we're gonna raise
all this money and then we're gonna give you as
your reward a salad thirty second salad chopper. Well, anyway,
it took them about three days to raise the funds
then some, but it took them about six months to
actually get it to actual production. Well now it's going
(10:47):
on eight ten months since the sixty second salad chopper.
The Go fund me people have had it out there,
but the knockoffs from China have been here for like
the last six months. So of the people that are
waiting for their reward because they gave these two guys
fifty bucks for the salad chopper are angry and they're screaming,
(11:09):
and there's this thread going on on go fund me
saying this is bs. I have to sit here and
watch Facebook ads of this knockoff sixties seconds salad chopper.
When are you guys gonna produce the ones that you promised?
And I feel so bad for these people because they
invested in these two guys and they have they still
(11:29):
they never run a business. Speaking of which I I
just started to go fund me. I have this idea
for this, uh, three sided thing you put between your
fingers and you spin it so when you're sitting at
your desk, you just spin it and it has like
ball bearings and fidget spinner. Haven't I have named it yet?
What are you talking about, bie, fidget spinner? There's like
ten billion in production already. Oh my god, Bethany just
(11:50):
pulled up my idea on the web. So that that's
the problem. By the way, with doing a Go Fundi page,
someone could could rip it off real quick. You know
the paget You don't patent it on go funny because
you don't know if you're gonna That's the problem. So
since you don't have a patent, anybody can do it,
So you can go and go fund me right now
and steal everyone's idea patented and actually suited the people
that are trying to raise money for the original idea.
(12:12):
By the way, I'm going to now go and write
a book on how to steal people's ideas and go
fund me. Thanks, no problem. I was I was reading
one more gummy bear review on Amazon? Are these tart?
And then the answer only the yellow ones because you
know lemon. But the cool thing about filing a patent
you don't have to have any proof that the idea
(12:33):
can be made right exactly. So then that's why go
fund me has a loophole. Yeah, because are you doing
in my chair? We told them here, no, we said,
don't sit there at Danielle's chair will be very angry
and she deserves the best chair. And they didn't. He
say Danielle, Yeah, yeah, he said the podcast Jack, He
(12:55):
was like, I never liked her anyway. He's like that asshole.
Nate's by my microphone. I'm sitting they Daniels, would you
h the worst podcast? Ever? How much time? Okay, now
Elvis has pitted stall, would you just the delivery alone? Heavens,
look up the scaries lap rides on Amazon. The refuse
(13:15):
are terrible rides, but it's a knock oversation of the
real thing, so it's more uncomfortable. How much long are
you having this podcast? I don't know, but I'm gonna
save my rant then for Monday about the person who
had made plans with me screwed me over and then
posted a picture of what they were doing. And was
(13:35):
it someone on the show? Someone you all know? Not not, no, no,
I do understand. How much time do we have? I
turned the button off, so I gotta do it manually.
We got ninety seconds. So somebody we all know made
me clear my plate to hang out and have lunch
yesterday Thursday. There's a gorgeous day yesterday. Yes, so I may,
(13:56):
I may, which all my plans to Wednesday and Friday.
So I'm up today with stuff because this person said clear,
Mike clear, and we won't have lunch. I'm coming into town.
We haven't seen each other in like two years, so
so at we were meeting at twelve thirty at eleven thirday,
say still twelve thirty and she says, oh, I forgot
to text you. My grandmother is not feeling well and
(14:17):
I need to go take care of her. So I said,
all right, well, you know, I wish I've known earlier.
I left my whole day open. But okay, I don't
care why that was going to be his topic next week? Dude,
who cares about who she is? Did you see her
with someone? I look on Instagram. No, there's a picture
in the pool frolicking with Grandma apparently is feeling fine.
(14:40):
So I passive aggressive posted on her page and I said,
it looks like grandma's feeling better. You're up back. Aqua
therapy made her feel better. I go, great, because she's
sitting on a giant swan, not in the water at all.
That she problem. Yeah, but Grandma's fine. I got blown
off and she's on a giant swan, and don't blow
off plans, and then posted on Instagram, you're having a
better time than me. Yeah. If you blow up plans,
(15:01):
you have to do. I'm not going to say who
it is. Thanks guy, no problem. I couldn't have done that.
But grandma looks so happy. How far she was dying.
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