August 16, 2017 • 15 mins
93 - Skeery, Danielle and David Brody race each other to see who can go to the bathroom and back the fastest
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I Heart Radio's newest podcast, Label the Fires. It reveals
what's inside your favorite artists and celebrities. If you've ever wondered,
who is Miley Cyrus's favorite person to follow on social media?
How about what Kamita Cabo would be doing if she
wasn't singing? Or Damilvato? What label does she want to
get rid of? Uncover this and more. Listen now at
i heart radio dot com, slash label the Fires, or
search label the Fires in the I heart Radio app,
(00:22):
or wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts labeled the
Fires created in partnership with our friends at Zico Coconut Water,
who believe what's inside is everything? For what would you
talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Presents fifteen
(00:43):
minute morning Show. You know what sucks? What sucks is
when we record this podcast, it's directly after we've done
a four hour morning show. So we go from the
four hour morning show and then we just roll right
into the podcast. Well, guess what some of us need preta,
I gotta pick that pay too. I'm actually okay, I'm ready. Three.
(01:05):
What do you guys are going to race to the bathroom?
Go to the bathroom? And come back. You have to
wash your hands and see who comes. So who's going?
All of you ready? Three to one? So now daniel
is okay, I'll tell you right now, Scary's gonna lose.
(01:28):
He got a very slow start. Okay, he got a
slow start. But also he has those tiny little legs
he does he has built. He has built like a weeble,
because he weebles any wobbles, but he won't fall down.
His center of gravity is very low, and he has
short little legs and short little arms, and so when
he runs, it's liking cartoons where their legs are so
(01:49):
little that you can't see them. He's trying his best, man,
He's not gonna get very fine. He's not a good runner,
and there's a lot of turns to get there, so
he can't even build up any momentum. Okay, you want
to place bets. I'm gonna say, even though it's farther,
I'm gonna say, Danielle, actually and I are betting on
the same person. Okay, then I'll take Brodie, I can,
I'll take can't. We can't bet on the same person,
(02:11):
because then what do we get the satisfaction of knowing
we were right. Whoa rody just came back? No way,
no way. How is the shortest pier I've ever met?
And you get her? Okay? Wait wait did you wash
your hands? Yes? You feel Danielle? How did you do that? Okay,
I'll tell you high one because your bathrooms closer, so
(02:33):
scaring one out the wrong door just now, and I
went out the other door. And then when I got
into the bathroom, I put the garbage pail in front
of the door. So he opened the door and tripped
over the garage, and then he went into private store
rather than he was in here. Hold on, first of all,
(02:54):
the men's room is closer than my room, So how far?
When did you get back here? Brodie's at first place?
Danielle took second. Did like a cop show. I threw
the domags pound from the door. I almost can't with
my pants unbuttoned, but I didn't. Here's a difference. Okay,
you guys are all sucking out of I shold my
(03:15):
own eyes that brow. You not wash his hands. I
washed my hands. Absolutely, you saw nothing. You were in
the store, you couldn't see anything. Did you button your pants? Yeah? Dude?
That the guy at the front desk was sitting in
for Anita said, I thought there was a bunch of
kids running around these hall. He said, no, where to
(03:37):
raise the pain. We'll see. The difference is I would
have taken my sweethets. I would have walked back a
minute fourteen of a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yeah. Well,
I'm proud of you guys. That's actually pretty good. Everyone
always says that was ninety seconds. Got a brace. Now
I'm not to this stuff. Okay, okay, we're out. So
(04:01):
how do Danielle? Like, how do you do it? Like?
What do you do? Do Do you? I mean do people hover?
Do women hover? But I'm very quick. I've always been
told I must have a penis because I am very
fast in the man, do you like squeeze it out
like quick? Does it go out fast? As it comes
out fast? Part of it is that Danielle has a
very small bladder because she has to go to the
bathroom a lot, and so there's not much to let
(04:21):
go of when she is in the bathroom. It's short burst. Yeah.
I have the bladder of a camel, so it takes
me longer because there's more to And then I jumped
up and I washed my hands and I even dried them.
I washed my hands in the urin all the same
time in the stream. Yeah, okay, I don't have zero
(04:42):
desire to I thought I was in good damn shape,
But I have zero desire to pee. I could probably
go another two hours. I don't think that's healthy, though,
I don't think I'm drinking enough water. Um well, I
was told I think we've talked about this before, but
I was told by a nurse that if you work
in a job where you have to hold it for
a really long time, those nerve endings that tell you
it's time to go to the bathroom can be deadened.
(05:04):
Because I had to get us for example, would be
a good example. Um, I had to get what's it
called an ultrasound, but I had They had to do
it like an internal ultrasound. So she was like, let
me know when you're bladder is full, because that water
is necessary to whatever, for the rays to go through whatever.
And we sat there for like twenty minutes. I had
(05:25):
drunk a ton of water. I'm like, I still don't
have to go to the bathroom. She said, let's check
my bladder was completely full. But I could no longer
tell so now when I have to go to the bathroom,
it's an emergency, last minute, last minute. Oh okay, so
you're telling me that my nerve endings and my penis
are dead probably, and so now I'm just gonna pee
without even knowing it the bathroom is it like, oh,
(05:49):
it's urgent, it's like you've gotta go. That's because it's
like you're those don't have the sense anymore. Maybe I'll
just start. Okay, we just glossed over something. I don't
know if every in the room knows, but Daniel knows
because she has kids. You just said you had an
internal ultrasound. Now my mom had one yesterday. She called
me afterwards. Now my mom has not been active in
a while, and so yeah, so when she said she
(06:12):
had an internal ultrasound, I went it had to have
fun launch enjoy it like no, I did not. So
when when you have kids, it's common you go for
an ultrasound. They put the thing on your belly and
who who whop, and you see the shape of the
kids and everything. But they also do an internal ultrasound,
which I would like Bethany to now describe the type
of apparatus they used. For an internal go ahead, so
(06:35):
is it ribbed for her? They do put a bit
condom over they do. It's like it's literally a wand
like you would get Harry Potter World, except it's it's
like this like this, like long and there's a camera
on the top twelve eighteen inches long. But it's very thin,
so it's not in any way not the one we
(06:56):
used where my wife was having kids. We got you know,
she it would look like like a whiff ball bat. Yeah,
mine was too, and I was like, well, that's what happened.
I got uncomfortable when we got done for my first
child because there's not enough fluid. I guess the first
time you get an ultrasound. So they do an internal.
So in the room with my husband and they take
(07:17):
it out and he says, what are you gonna do
with that? And she goes, oh, we're gonna gonna do
a ultrasound. He goes where you putting it? And they
told him and they put a condom over it, and
he goes, you know, that's really just not fair because
now how am I? And that's just intimidating. He looks
like King Author pulling the sword out of the store. Alright,
(07:38):
I one up all of you right now. When you
say one up, actually be one down. I think it
would be. So I had one of those devices because
I have a heart problem. They did what's called an
endotracheal echo cardiogram. So they shoved that down my throat,
the big white one. And that's why Elvis likes you.
(08:00):
I had that done to me when I was They
thought I had some acid reflux, but but they put
me out to do it. I was awake. So they
give you a pill to kind of make your senses dull,
and then they make you gargle with this, puts it
in the throat, and so then they also gave you
(08:22):
this mouthwash to gargle with. It numbs your your throat.
But her ever, forget the sensation of that thing being
jammed down my throat holding your head at the same
somebody was holding my head to your head somebody, Yes, seriously,
somebody's holding the top of my head, and somebody's holding
my jaw. And then the doctor had this thing and
he was jamming it down my throat. Are you sure
(08:44):
what a doctor's office didn't get dinner? Is? Seriously? I
had a professor in college as a theater major. Thanks
for the podcast. Thanks No. I had a professor in
college whom she she was a voice teacher, and she
(09:05):
always she was one of those people who spoke in
a very affected voice, so you couldn't tell if she
was British or not. But she was actually just like
a woman of the theater. She said, if you ever
have to have something placed down your throat in the hospital,
first remind them that you are a professional voice user
and they must be gentle to you, like the orbit
(09:32):
chewing gum. She was a wonderful doctor. Elizabeth Nash. Well,
they did that when they had I had my surgery
because I had that thyroid cancer like six years ago,
and they had to go in and remove my thyroid
and the doctor shout out to doctor in a way
he went in with with um. He put like little
(09:52):
things on my vocal cords and it was to alert
him if he was too close to my vocal courts.
A little alarm would go off because he said, you
use that for a living, and I don't want to
mess those up because sometimes you come back with a
different voice. So he had little alarms on there so
if he got too close, the alarm would go off, Yeah, science,
All right, what's the title of this podcast? I don't know.
(10:17):
We're all falling apart. Has anybody had a practology exam? Yes?
I did once. Yes. No, first of all, there's no
I had. I had too recently had one recently. I
was out sick a few months ago and the doctor
had to give me, uh that kind of exam, but
I had, so I went for my first parctologist exam
(10:38):
a number of years ago, and the doctor says, you know,
just put your your elbows on the table. That's how
they get you made your feet a certain distance apart.
You put your hand on the tub and one leg
on the toilet. Ye, it's the new dance. I just
don't know what to call it. And so you put
your your forearms on the table and he says, now
hold on, and it doesn't. It didn't in me or anything.
(11:00):
I just heard the gloves I actually know what. I
didn't hear the glove snap, and uh, I just I
felt that he must have put something on his hand,
like lubricant anyone, right, and without even warning me that
frog anyway, it was uncomfortable. And then afterwards I did
not see him take a glove off and throw it away.
(11:24):
As it was explained to me about other doctors. Some
doctors like to make sure they're feeling the prostate and
they don't want to have a glove on. Welcome to
Brodie's proctology exam. Talk Froggy. After a while, it's got
much very enjoyable. What was that frog? Did you notice
that he bites his fingernails? Yes? I did. I appreciated it.
(11:46):
Have you had one frog proctology? Yes? I did because
I had had an operation, so yeah, it was. It's
not it's not a pleasant experience. No. I remember when
Scottie b had to have something done, he said that
he was never going to make any certain request of
his wife ever again because so horrible. He's like, it's
(12:07):
a very low point in your life as a mail.
You've bent over the table and you're like, this is
this little possibly yet asked her to do that again.
I now know how terrible in this. I came home
from mind said it was the best time of my life.
She's like, oh, well you want to do it again, honey?
Him What brings you to the fifteen minute morning show podcast? Oh?
(12:29):
I just decided I would calling and see what was
going on? I haven't been on in a while. I
get no, I get kicked out of my studio right
right at a ten o'clock so, you know, because the
rest of the radio scision has worked to do so
I think, what was going on? Oh? You picked a
good day. Yeah, he's talking about fingers like like literally
as the phone as I'm put on hold, the first
(12:50):
thing I heard was I'm bending over the table. My
swarms on the table. I didn't hear the glove snap,
and I'm like, what the hell are you talking about.
We've actually had conversations like this regularly on the fifteen
minute morning show. Yeah, now I know what I'm missing.
Maybe I'll have to call in more frequently. Seriously. From
the golf course, we just and we had a pea race, Me,
(13:10):
Scary and Brodie ran to the bathroom to see who
could be the fastest. And I came in second, Brodie
came in first, the Scary came in third. It's funny
you said I have to really bad right now. So
I'm waiting for a time to my phone to go see.
Oh you're one of those people. Wait to mute my phone.
I'm not gonna pee while you can't hear it. Yeah,
(13:31):
but you know that's just disrespectful to the person you're
on the phone with. Period. See, I never take a
phone call while I'm sitting on the crapper. While I'm
in the bathroom, you can hear, and not only that,
I really want that person to know in any way,
shape or form that I'm in the bathroom. My girlfriend
did this to me the other day. We were texting
about something and I said, oh my gosh, I have
to pay, and she wrote, I'm being right now and
(13:52):
I went, okay, well, you know I don't need We
want to tell you want to see Baby Driver this weekend.
So right after the movie, what do you do? You
go to the bathroom because she's been sitting for two
and a half hours drinking soda in popcorn. And I
went in the bathroom and sometimes, you know, he had
people in the stall and you're like, horrible sounds. Hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, is pin I don't
(14:12):
hear it. Okay, anyway, So the guy in the urinal,
there was two guys at the two urinals, and I
was third. The guy, have you guys have done this?
He's standing at the urinal and he starts farting, he's pining,
and it's just going. I mean, but like it wasn't
even like holding it in. He didn't like clench his
cheeks to kind of muffle it till you get the
(14:35):
This podcast took a turn terrible. Hold on, how did
you know if he's working clenching his cheeks because his
feet were five feet apart and it was you know
the difference between disgusting pot snap of football. Yeah, you know,
the difference was actually listening to his podcast. He wasn't
trying to. I didn't look around like I'm embarrassed. He like,
(14:55):
look at me. I don't mean to play the part
of Elvis. But this is really pretty bad. It wasn't
It's had a great start. The p race was good,
the ultrasound part finding down. It's twenty seconds left. Now
what how I don't know how to redeem ourselves here.
I mean, we can all promote our individual podcasts. Yeah, yeah,
you guys Acquired Taste one the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, we
(15:15):
record episode three today for four today. That's right with
a with a very special surprise in this episode and
the Acquired Taste with Kathleen, Bethany and Soum. You have
today's Wedday and do you want to today The fifteen
minute Morning Show
I Heart Radio's newest podcast, Label the Fires. It reveals
what's inside your favorite artists and celebrities. If you've ever wondered,
who is Miley Cyrus's favorite person to follow on social media?
How about what Kamita Cabo would be doing if she
wasn't singing? Or Damilvato? What label does she want to
get rid of? Uncover this and more. Listen now at
i heart radio dot com, slash label the Fires, or
search label the Fires in the I heart Radio app,
(00:22):
or wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts labeled the
Fires created in partnership with our friends at Zico Coconut Water,
who believe what's inside is everything? For what would you
talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Presents fifteen
(00:43):
minute morning Show. You know what sucks? What sucks is
when we record this podcast, it's directly after we've done
a four hour morning show. So we go from the
four hour morning show and then we just roll right
into the podcast. Well, guess what some of us need preta,
I gotta pick that pay too. I'm actually okay, I'm ready. Three.
(01:05):
What do you guys are going to race to the bathroom?
Go to the bathroom? And come back. You have to
wash your hands and see who comes. So who's going?
All of you ready? Three to one? So now daniel
is okay, I'll tell you right now, Scary's gonna lose.
(01:28):
He got a very slow start. Okay, he got a
slow start. But also he has those tiny little legs
he does he has built. He has built like a weeble,
because he weebles any wobbles, but he won't fall down.
His center of gravity is very low, and he has
short little legs and short little arms, and so when
he runs, it's liking cartoons where their legs are so
(01:49):
little that you can't see them. He's trying his best, man,
He's not gonna get very fine. He's not a good runner,
and there's a lot of turns to get there, so
he can't even build up any momentum. Okay, you want
to place bets. I'm gonna say, even though it's farther,
I'm gonna say, Danielle, actually and I are betting on
the same person. Okay, then I'll take Brodie, I can,
I'll take can't. We can't bet on the same person,
(02:11):
because then what do we get the satisfaction of knowing
we were right. Whoa rody just came back? No way,
no way. How is the shortest pier I've ever met?
And you get her? Okay? Wait wait did you wash
your hands? Yes? You feel Danielle? How did you do that? Okay,
I'll tell you high one because your bathrooms closer, so
(02:33):
scaring one out the wrong door just now, and I
went out the other door. And then when I got
into the bathroom, I put the garbage pail in front
of the door. So he opened the door and tripped
over the garage, and then he went into private store
rather than he was in here. Hold on, first of all,
(02:54):
the men's room is closer than my room, So how far?
When did you get back here? Brodie's at first place?
Danielle took second. Did like a cop show. I threw
the domags pound from the door. I almost can't with
my pants unbuttoned, but I didn't. Here's a difference. Okay,
you guys are all sucking out of I shold my
(03:15):
own eyes that brow. You not wash his hands. I
washed my hands. Absolutely, you saw nothing. You were in
the store, you couldn't see anything. Did you button your pants? Yeah? Dude?
That the guy at the front desk was sitting in
for Anita said, I thought there was a bunch of
kids running around these hall. He said, no, where to
(03:37):
raise the pain. We'll see. The difference is I would
have taken my sweethets. I would have walked back a
minute fourteen of a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yeah. Well,
I'm proud of you guys. That's actually pretty good. Everyone
always says that was ninety seconds. Got a brace. Now
I'm not to this stuff. Okay, okay, we're out. So
(04:01):
how do Danielle? Like, how do you do it? Like?
What do you do? Do Do you? I mean do people hover?
Do women hover? But I'm very quick. I've always been
told I must have a penis because I am very
fast in the man, do you like squeeze it out
like quick? Does it go out fast? As it comes
out fast? Part of it is that Danielle has a
very small bladder because she has to go to the
bathroom a lot, and so there's not much to let
(04:21):
go of when she is in the bathroom. It's short burst. Yeah.
I have the bladder of a camel, so it takes
me longer because there's more to And then I jumped
up and I washed my hands and I even dried them.
I washed my hands in the urin all the same
time in the stream. Yeah, okay, I don't have zero
(04:42):
desire to I thought I was in good damn shape,
But I have zero desire to pee. I could probably
go another two hours. I don't think that's healthy, though,
I don't think I'm drinking enough water. Um well, I
was told I think we've talked about this before, but
I was told by a nurse that if you work
in a job where you have to hold it for
a really long time, those nerve endings that tell you
it's time to go to the bathroom can be deadened.
(05:04):
Because I had to get us for example, would be
a good example. Um, I had to get what's it
called an ultrasound, but I had They had to do
it like an internal ultrasound. So she was like, let
me know when you're bladder is full, because that water
is necessary to whatever, for the rays to go through whatever.
And we sat there for like twenty minutes. I had
(05:25):
drunk a ton of water. I'm like, I still don't
have to go to the bathroom. She said, let's check
my bladder was completely full. But I could no longer
tell so now when I have to go to the bathroom,
it's an emergency, last minute, last minute. Oh okay, so
you're telling me that my nerve endings and my penis
are dead probably, and so now I'm just gonna pee
without even knowing it the bathroom is it like, oh,
(05:49):
it's urgent, it's like you've gotta go. That's because it's
like you're those don't have the sense anymore. Maybe I'll
just start. Okay, we just glossed over something. I don't
know if every in the room knows, but Daniel knows
because she has kids. You just said you had an
internal ultrasound. Now my mom had one yesterday. She called
me afterwards. Now my mom has not been active in
a while, and so yeah, so when she said she
(06:12):
had an internal ultrasound, I went it had to have
fun launch enjoy it like no, I did not. So
when when you have kids, it's common you go for
an ultrasound. They put the thing on your belly and
who who whop, and you see the shape of the
kids and everything. But they also do an internal ultrasound,
which I would like Bethany to now describe the type
of apparatus they used. For an internal go ahead, so
(06:35):
is it ribbed for her? They do put a bit
condom over they do. It's like it's literally a wand
like you would get Harry Potter World, except it's it's
like this like this, like long and there's a camera
on the top twelve eighteen inches long. But it's very thin,
so it's not in any way not the one we
(06:56):
used where my wife was having kids. We got you know,
she it would look like like a whiff ball bat. Yeah,
mine was too, and I was like, well, that's what happened.
I got uncomfortable when we got done for my first
child because there's not enough fluid. I guess the first
time you get an ultrasound. So they do an internal.
So in the room with my husband and they take
(07:17):
it out and he says, what are you gonna do
with that? And she goes, oh, we're gonna gonna do
a ultrasound. He goes where you putting it? And they
told him and they put a condom over it, and
he goes, you know, that's really just not fair because
now how am I? And that's just intimidating. He looks
like King Author pulling the sword out of the store. Alright,
(07:38):
I one up all of you right now. When you
say one up, actually be one down. I think it
would be. So I had one of those devices because
I have a heart problem. They did what's called an
endotracheal echo cardiogram. So they shoved that down my throat,
the big white one. And that's why Elvis likes you.
(08:00):
I had that done to me when I was They
thought I had some acid reflux, but but they put
me out to do it. I was awake. So they
give you a pill to kind of make your senses dull,
and then they make you gargle with this, puts it
in the throat, and so then they also gave you
(08:22):
this mouthwash to gargle with. It numbs your your throat.
But her ever, forget the sensation of that thing being
jammed down my throat holding your head at the same
somebody was holding my head to your head somebody, Yes, seriously,
somebody's holding the top of my head, and somebody's holding
my jaw. And then the doctor had this thing and
he was jamming it down my throat. Are you sure
(08:44):
what a doctor's office didn't get dinner? Is? Seriously? I
had a professor in college as a theater major. Thanks
for the podcast. Thanks No. I had a professor in
college whom she she was a voice teacher, and she
(09:05):
always she was one of those people who spoke in
a very affected voice, so you couldn't tell if she
was British or not. But she was actually just like
a woman of the theater. She said, if you ever
have to have something placed down your throat in the hospital,
first remind them that you are a professional voice user
and they must be gentle to you, like the orbit
(09:32):
chewing gum. She was a wonderful doctor. Elizabeth Nash. Well,
they did that when they had I had my surgery
because I had that thyroid cancer like six years ago,
and they had to go in and remove my thyroid
and the doctor shout out to doctor in a way
he went in with with um. He put like little
(09:52):
things on my vocal cords and it was to alert
him if he was too close to my vocal courts.
A little alarm would go off because he said, you
use that for a living, and I don't want to
mess those up because sometimes you come back with a
different voice. So he had little alarms on there so
if he got too close, the alarm would go off, Yeah, science,
All right, what's the title of this podcast? I don't know.
(10:17):
We're all falling apart. Has anybody had a practology exam? Yes?
I did once. Yes. No, first of all, there's no
I had. I had too recently had one recently. I
was out sick a few months ago and the doctor
had to give me, uh that kind of exam, but
I had, so I went for my first parctologist exam
(10:38):
a number of years ago, and the doctor says, you know,
just put your your elbows on the table. That's how
they get you made your feet a certain distance apart.
You put your hand on the tub and one leg
on the toilet. Ye, it's the new dance. I just
don't know what to call it. And so you put
your your forearms on the table and he says, now
hold on, and it doesn't. It didn't in me or anything.
(11:00):
I just heard the gloves I actually know what. I
didn't hear the glove snap, and uh, I just I
felt that he must have put something on his hand,
like lubricant anyone, right, and without even warning me that
frog anyway, it was uncomfortable. And then afterwards I did
not see him take a glove off and throw it away.
(11:24):
As it was explained to me about other doctors. Some
doctors like to make sure they're feeling the prostate and
they don't want to have a glove on. Welcome to
Brodie's proctology exam. Talk Froggy. After a while, it's got
much very enjoyable. What was that frog? Did you notice
that he bites his fingernails? Yes? I did. I appreciated it.
(11:46):
Have you had one frog proctology? Yes? I did because
I had had an operation, so yeah, it was. It's
not it's not a pleasant experience. No. I remember when
Scottie b had to have something done, he said that
he was never going to make any certain request of
his wife ever again because so horrible. He's like, it's
(12:07):
a very low point in your life as a mail.
You've bent over the table and you're like, this is
this little possibly yet asked her to do that again.
I now know how terrible in this. I came home
from mind said it was the best time of my life.
She's like, oh, well you want to do it again, honey?
Him What brings you to the fifteen minute morning show podcast? Oh?
(12:29):
I just decided I would calling and see what was
going on? I haven't been on in a while. I
get no, I get kicked out of my studio right
right at a ten o'clock so, you know, because the
rest of the radio scision has worked to do so
I think, what was going on? Oh? You picked a
good day. Yeah, he's talking about fingers like like literally
as the phone as I'm put on hold, the first
(12:50):
thing I heard was I'm bending over the table. My
swarms on the table. I didn't hear the glove snap,
and I'm like, what the hell are you talking about.
We've actually had conversations like this regularly on the fifteen
minute morning show. Yeah, now I know what I'm missing.
Maybe I'll have to call in more frequently. Seriously. From
the golf course, we just and we had a pea race, Me,
(13:10):
Scary and Brodie ran to the bathroom to see who
could be the fastest. And I came in second, Brodie
came in first, the Scary came in third. It's funny
you said I have to really bad right now. So
I'm waiting for a time to my phone to go see.
Oh you're one of those people. Wait to mute my phone.
I'm not gonna pee while you can't hear it. Yeah,
(13:31):
but you know that's just disrespectful to the person you're
on the phone with. Period. See, I never take a
phone call while I'm sitting on the crapper. While I'm
in the bathroom, you can hear, and not only that,
I really want that person to know in any way,
shape or form that I'm in the bathroom. My girlfriend
did this to me the other day. We were texting
about something and I said, oh my gosh, I have
to pay, and she wrote, I'm being right now and
(13:52):
I went, okay, well, you know I don't need We
want to tell you want to see Baby Driver this weekend.
So right after the movie, what do you do? You
go to the bathroom because she's been sitting for two
and a half hours drinking soda in popcorn. And I
went in the bathroom and sometimes, you know, he had
people in the stall and you're like, horrible sounds. Hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, is pin I don't
(14:12):
hear it. Okay, anyway, So the guy in the urinal,
there was two guys at the two urinals, and I
was third. The guy, have you guys have done this?
He's standing at the urinal and he starts farting, he's pining,
and it's just going. I mean, but like it wasn't
even like holding it in. He didn't like clench his
cheeks to kind of muffle it till you get the
(14:35):
This podcast took a turn terrible. Hold on, how did
you know if he's working clenching his cheeks because his
feet were five feet apart and it was you know
the difference between disgusting pot snap of football. Yeah, you know,
the difference was actually listening to his podcast. He wasn't
trying to. I didn't look around like I'm embarrassed. He like,
(14:55):
look at me. I don't mean to play the part
of Elvis. But this is really pretty bad. It wasn't
It's had a great start. The p race was good,
the ultrasound part finding down. It's twenty seconds left. Now
what how I don't know how to redeem ourselves here.
I mean, we can all promote our individual podcasts. Yeah, yeah,
you guys Acquired Taste one the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, we
(15:15):
record episode three today for four today. That's right with
a with a very special surprise in this episode and
the Acquired Taste with Kathleen, Bethany and Soum. You have
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