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All right, so we're all here in the room, Scary
and Nate and Bethany and Brody and Gregg t take
you off your phone? Sorry, Fay attention, I am, I sure,
I'm listening to you, Danielle, and I'm Danielle. The good
thing about radios I do on'tly have to hear you.
I don't have to really actually see paying attention, So
you have no idea where you're going around the room.
My got you anyway, all right? So this is this
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is I've known what the answer is. But my sister
and I were talking about this over the weekend because
she is pregnant and she's due in January. She's having
a boy, and they're like, you know, disagreeing on names,
and you know they have certain piles for names or whatever.
So I said to her, what if you decided as
a parent to name your child like I'm not even kidding,
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like bitch, or you decided to name your child like
a bad word? Is it legally okay to do that?
And in school, would they have to call your child
by that name because that is their legal name, or
or would they say there's no way I'm going to
call your child bitch. I think they would have to
call them that, do you think so? I think there
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was a case last year or someone tried to do
something like that. Cruelty? Oh really, well, obviously it would
be cruelty, But I'm just saying. I was we were
like coming up okay, because we were coming up with
the dumbest as names over the weekend, and I'm like,
do you think if we really name the kid this,
they'd have to like they'd have to do it. So
Iceland has a law, did you know what? They're naming laws?
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So in Iceland, if you want to name your child
a name that hasn't previously been used in Iceland, you
have to get that name approved by the Icelandic Naming Committee.
So if you wanted to name your kid bitch, you'd
have to give you'd have to submit that name and
they could approve it or say no, okay, and I
would have to have a J in it. J Technically
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they name your kid anything here. I guess so, but
that's true, but you'd have to be just the meanest
w course. My my my brother in law, Joe was saying,
you know, I'm so open to naming this kid for money.
So he goes he his kidding, but he's like, like,
you know, maybe somebody wants to sponsor my child, and
like every year will change the name, Like one year
we'll name him. You know, I don't know big league too,
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because the kid, what's your sister's husband's name, Jel, she's Joe,
he's Joe, and she's Jackie right, and your family right. Yeah,
there's only five names they're gonna choose from, you know, that.
What do you think Joe Jr. Anthony's going to be
the middle of name Joe Jr. Anthony, Vinnie. I think
it's gonna be Andrew, Christopher, shut up, Christopher. Right, they're
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going to choose from the same names and the whole
family or not. And he likes very like I like
crazy different names. He likes very normal names. And she's
she wants something like but you know what I mean,
like Anthony, like traditional circle back to this podcast. It'll
be Anthony or Joe or Christopher. I think it's gonna
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be Andrew. But where they looking at like Disney names. Well, well,
here's the reason for Andrew. It's going to be a Pixar.
My sister's obsessed with Disney, so she wants a Pixar room.
The kid doesn't, so the kid wants. So she's thinking
if she names him Andrew Joseph, which is very nice,
could be Andy, like and I think that's cute. Don't
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you think that's cute? It's better than Gaston. Yeah, yeah,
that's your alf mean, people love that name. All love Josephland.
You can name your kids all off. We're not asking permission. Absolutely, well,
there aren't any really cool guy Disney names. I'm gonna
make my kid's name Mustafa. There you go, st What
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about a lot of can name kid Aladdin? Aladdin? Yeah?
What's the monkey? A boot? Boo boo? Joseph? Well, the
kids tell much school with a j what's that true
for Anthony? They do need some cooler Disney boy names.
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They really, they really do. They don't have any. They
have like what's the name of French Charming? His name
is what Eric? Eric? Not Derek Derek In Mermaid it's
a little Mermaid. It's Eric That It's like a nor
original name, right, your names? I love Aurora, Aurora, I
love Aurora. What was her middle name going to be?
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You're saying something, Yeah, if she was a girl, you
were in a name Aurora Rose, which is the This
is what I said, Daniel, this is the hardest name.
Aurora Rose is like saying world juror how about Rihanna Ariana. Well,
nowadays you also have to rhyme it with bad words
because you have to figure out what they're going to
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make fun of with your kid. Like if you're going
to name your kid, like say Luke, you gotta go
Luke the duke Luke the poop luke like in your head, like,
what are they gonna say to make fun of your child?
That's called to make them feel like? The kids all
called me saved David. That's why you saw name your kid,
so you should name your kid more gasmic grade. Actually
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they actually called me after Isney name Dumbo. I dated
a baby. You can't work Friday Saturday. She wasn't a stripper.
She actually her name was legitimately band because tripper. She
was a dancer. But I still never seen Bamby. What
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the mother gets shot? So titanic. But but I've gotten
cracked for never seeing Bamby, Like I've I missed it
on the on the trend, growing on the ice and
his mother gets killed. Oh my gosh, Yeah, it's pretty sick.
Did you ever see Dumbo? Yeah, I've seen Dumbo. I
haven't seen Dumble's mother died too. She ask him what
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happens she gets taken away? Everybody's parents dies in the
Disney at some point, didn't she get like, you know,
it's always the moms, the very few though most shows
they either don't have a mom, or the mom left them,
or the mom do Trish really has an issue with this,
like almost every one of them, because it's just because
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of the movie is geared towards children, and children at
a young age don't really have anything to attach to
accept their parents, right, so that's how you get them
Dumbo and you think it's just because it's hard, it's normal.
But in Lion King, it's the dad. Mufasa's dad is
the only one that exception. And then asked the uncle Scar, Yeah,
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who was British when dad wasn't? Ye? That didn't make
Perhaps I've said too much, and that Jeremy irons everybody. Yeah,
that's right. That's the only thing for me who doesn't
want kids. I think the only fun thing about having
a kid would be naming the kid. But then you
have the kid for the rest of its life. That's so.
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Dumbo's mom was Mrs Jumbo. Mrs Dumbo. Mrs Jumbo loses
her temper at a group of boys for tormenting Dumbo
and is locked up and deemed quote unquote mad. That's
what happened. That's what happened. They banish her to the
circus or something. Did they take her away? Now she
comes back. I think I haven't seen Dumbo in like
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thirties from that movie. Yeah, it's a good ride though,
well scary. Oh, I just really sad because Dumbo's mom,
everyone's mom gets taken away Disney movie Nemo, Mother's dead.
You're right, I'm telling you. She's got a big issue
with Frozen, both parents. How do you notice My sister
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actually struggles with Disney a little bit because the villains
are usually foreign, like they have some kind of accent. Really,
really do you think about it? Well, Maleficent wasn't. I
don't think really, Pocahon is the villain? Was a white guys? True?
Who's the villain until toy story? Is the kid next door? Right?
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Who dies in Pinocchio? The truth? Well, doesn't don't think it?
E by whale and then they get saved. The whale
was Greek? I think stupid? What are you googling? Nate Dalmatians.
There's no dead mom in that right, No, the parents
are guiding the way. Yeah, sleeping beauty and somebody dying
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that well, the parents give her up, but that's to
protect her, right but because yeah, yeah, Sword in the
Stone and I don't I don't know that one the
Jungle Book, cars, Fantasia cars doesn't count That movie's dumb.
He cars like cars, girls like cars. Everyone likes cars.
Just picture counts. Well, I only say that because my
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three daughters do not like cars. What else? What else?
Beauty and the Beast them already died, already, keep on
going through the list. I hear it all the time,
for constantly. What about little barmaid marmaid only as dad?
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Mom's got right? No mom, monster zinc? Where was booze? Mother? Right?
No Mom? I don't remember about dad. Mom's goner. The
dad is crippled. Does that count? I don't know. Wants
to fight in the war. She wants to Malana Malanna,
I don't remember. I've heard it's amazing, It's so good
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Lilo and Stitch. It isn't it? Her older sister, Yes,
her sisters raising that parents are gone. Peter Pan, Peter Pan.
Parents are at a party. Peter Pan's parents were at
a party's Peter found Peter found the cufflinks. Well, well,
parents were at the party. Yeah, you're on dad's But
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aren't all the kids? They're all the kids, right, Peter.
Parents at a party want to carry a situations puttering around?
White didn't think about snow White snow white. She talks
to strange strange people in the forest. Not so great,
don't talk to strangers. Then your mother, I've done you that. Yeah.
Then she goes comatose in a glass coffin, which always
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creeped me out. What kind of degenerates want to look
at a dead woman in a glass hoping she'd come
back to life? Who hopes Thatlla didn't have parents either?
They had had a dad, mom, stepmother and then heah
because the mother died married stepmother and the Grim's the
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real fairy tales, the Grimm's fairy tales. Half of these well,
because Disney adapted a lot in the version, but in
the true version, like things like in Cinderella the steps
that just cut their toes off to try to shove
them in the in the and there's blood they described
it bood coming out of the show, I wear a twelve?
Are you telling me I couldn't put your sneakers on?
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Like the fact that only one woman's tiny feet might
please My feet would never fit in like a six.
But I don't right, But if you if someone's feet
were six and someone else's feet were six, they fit
in the glass or narrow if they were trying it.
He's got a point. If they were going to every
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girl in the kingdom, there had to be somebody with
the same I see what you're saying. Unless they were
magic slippers and they only fit the person who truly
belonged to them, I'm flat footed. I would need an
arch I'm sorry, I really cared about it. He would
have outrun her with the one shoe on. How hard
was she to catch? Let's be honest about change. Did
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she not stub her toe? What did Cinderella do when
she got to the ball? She gagged? I don't get
that ball? Was there a guess there? A deformity? Fella,
she's very talented, because I'm just saying there's only one.
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I guess, well, the first one. I didn't get it
at first. That's true. That's you have to amend it.
What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat at Wendy's?
Where are you getting? We'll go down Dirty Disney jokes,
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Dirty Disney jokes dot com? How much time is loved? One? This?
For me to google the same thing? I don't I
don't really get this one. Why did Chip and Dale
take Daisy Duck to the hospital because they busted a
nut in her. I don't is Daisy Duck have to
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do with it because they were having sex with her?
Oh my gosh, I can't. I don't know. What do
you ever think about the people that make those cartoons,
like the porn cartoons online that we're like, Okay, I'm
gonna make Daisy Duck, Chip and Dale doing each other
and it's going to be as success online. You got
to think those people are a little messed up. There
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are plenty of cartoon porn websites. Why did snow White
get kicked out of Disneyland? Why because she said on
Pinocchio's face and said, I'm pretty sure I told that.
In third grade, Mini told Micky she wanted a divorce.
He responded, are you fucking crazy? No? What did many say? No,
I'm fucking goofy? Oh my god. Then there are the
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clean ones. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
Move faster? That's so. Why doesn't Bambie's friend Thumper make
noise during sex? Why because he has cotton balls? Okay,
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that's your Your sister can name her kid Sumper. Well,
that's why she was. She liked the name writer and
it's a boy. But still it was Disney World in
Viagra having coming. They both make you stand around for
an hour and a half wait for a two minute ride.
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Why was Tiger in the toilet? He was looking for pooh,
That's what tiggers. What happened in the snow white satin
the bath? Feeling happy? Why? Why? Happy? Gut out so
she felt grumpy? Oh goodness anyway, Anthony The fifteen Minute
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