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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show. There's no problems here. I want
you guys to listen, not listen out. This is three
days now. You're obsessed with this scary? You want to
go over with the room introduced? Everybody first? Why, Okay,
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I'm scary. I'm standing where Elvis usually stands. Gethanie's here,
so is David Brody. Greg T's in the room, so
is Garrett. Danielle is being covered in a red Blanke freezing,
and Nate is in and out of the room. Currently
he's out. So this has been bothering me all day long.
This is in the room, but he's not talking. Iosed
to say he was there. The elephant. He's not gonna
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talk though, he's just elephant. My okay, here's my theory.
My theory is if I'm in the room, you'll do
a different type of show. Even if I'm not talking
on the elephant in the room scary. It's the eight
hundred pound gorilla and a pink elephant is not in
the room. That's a different expression. So you're not the
pink elephant as well. The pink elephant is when you're
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drunk and you see a pink elephant in the room,
eight hundred pound in the midst Okay, what are you
obsessed about right now? So basically, there's a story that
came out of Alabama. These four inmates broke out of
jail and then the police scooped up three and one
is still on the lamb. So I'm thinking to myself, Well,
if you're an inmate you're thinking about escaping, don't just
stay in jail and do your time, or if you
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got out, go back. Think about this. A. You are
wearing jail clothes. B. You do have no food at
least in jail, you have three meals. You don't know
where to sleep on say nothing, and where you're gonna sleep?
I mean you have you have no contact, You can't
use yourself security number, you can't use your driver's license,
you can't can't kick get a job. Also, in jail
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you get all the anal sex for free. Right So
there you don't talk, So you want to that how
do you assimilate? You cannot, as simulate back into society
if you break out of jail, you can't assimilate. You
can't well, I can't first of all, as Danielle pointed
out before the mics were on. You have a friend
on the outside and he comes on visiting, daniel like Thursday, Charlie, yep, Thursday.
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And then he's got a car and a change of clothes.
Boy tells you where he's going to leave the change
of clothes, and you ask the board you live in Canada.
You're fine, Prime Minister. He's not going from Alabama to Canada.
You're not going to Canada. Do you know that you
can't get to Canada? And this rural areas of Alabama?
Go work as a fry cook and a little dinner
on the side of the road. I asked this question.
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I drop you in the middle of the country, no clothes,
no clothes, no clothes, no money, no nothing. What do
you do? You just sit there? I don't know what
do you do? One of the first thing is cry
and figure out what you do. I don't know, a
rural area and you're naked, you don't have any clothes.
What's going on? You have? How many you have? Close?
What's the first thing you do? You get? You scurry
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into the brush, into the grass and find some wooded areas,
and then you start making your way naked and hidden
until you find a house. Then you sit hold on
then you sit under the cover of darkness. You watch
that house. Maybe you watch the house for like twelve hours.
You see when everybody leaves, you see you scout the
location when everybody when everybody's gone, you make your way
into the house. You get some clothing. Well, I hope
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they have my waist side. Think they're gonna have beggars
can't be choosers. You get whatever you can get. Maybe
you find some tools, Maybe you make the clothes work
for you a little bit. Then you get some food,
You maybe find some money. Now you got right now
you're like set for the Yeah, my legs are really
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I have to get Then do you go to the
tailor that Nathan take it up? Sometimes his legs seem
is a thirty thirty right correct. But that's the problem
with pants is that they don't sell that in stores.
They don't sell little boys can store. It's a problem
if you're going to break out a prison in your
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orange jumpsuit, you do it on Halloween and then you
tell people you're going as a convict and they're like, oh,
what a great costumer. Cold outside at that Halloween time.
You know, when a guy opens the door, you shive
them all. Think about it, guys, It's not that easy.
You cannot just escape from jail. I think if you did,
four guys did the jail. If you are clever enough
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that you escape from a maximum security prison, I think
clothing and a bottle of sodas your least of your warriors.
And I don't think you're escaping from someplace like that
without a plan. Also, I think we need to look
at the narrator. I think Gregg T is an unreliable
narrator because he is concerned about this issue. But we
need to look at not the issue, but why he's
concerned about it. I think that Greg T is secretly
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wishing he could go someplace for a really long time
that was quiet, that would feed him, where he wouldn't
have to worry about seeing people every day and the
stresses of being husband, father, and co worker. I think
he likes he could be with men, which he's fantasized
by the girl in the room. Grilla in the room.
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You can't are you texting? Gorilla? It was girl the
first time he said are you texting? Into the podcast
because of one just came into that said, this is
the worst podcast ever. Is that all that is blocked?
That number block, that number block it. I'm just saying,
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I just think, guys, it's much more difficult than you
think to just escape and then like, like you said,
simulate into society. I think, okay, Yet you think you
think that there's a forty year conspiracy that people have
been able to keep a secret about a fake moon landing.
By the way, somehow you think that's okay, believe I
think it's assimilate, but it is assimilate, assimilate, assimilated. You
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said a simulate Yeah, I didn't know. I mean, I
just think you're an ass But I do people escaping
or when I think of people coming out of prison,
I think of the Showshank Redemption right where the guy
just like says, I can't I can't assimibly back into society.
I'm gonna hang myself. Yeah. I didn't go well, but
they didn't break out. They were let out ease the
parole and they were like, yeah, exactly, no one of
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them was. I was, but all have seen the movie.
Yet broke out during a thunderstorm, remember right, he was
banging at the same time of the thunder right, which
that never do you see? It's all planned out. This
guy did not plan anything in Alabama? What are you
doing today? Let's no way you can break out of
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a high security prison without a plan, Tea, there's no
where do you think? They left the door open and
they tiptoed out when no one was looking. They evidently
changed the sign above a door, and they convinced one
of the guards to open it up as if they
were going into their cell, and it was really the exit.
They changed one of the left. I forgot they did
it for real. It's one of the signs. Yes, I know.
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But once they get out, there's no plan. They always
a plan. You gotta think they leave and they don't go.
You know, before we leave, shall we think about what
we're gonna do? Just just run out? Figure it out? Well, god,
you can. Where are they going to get a job
later on life? It's not well, they're not looking at
the You're not looking to become a CEO of a fortune.
I'm looking to just survive or am I going to
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print my resume? I don't think that's what they're thinking.
I'm never gonna be able to put the friends on
the outside who probably owned businesses, can maybe help them out,
or they can deal drugs them a little at that
why he was in jail, then he'll sell them again. Yeah,
I mean, look, you absolutely have a plan. Why do
you think when people meet each other in lockdown, like
the person from the outside comes on visiting day, they
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kiss hello, it's because the person is passing a file
between their mouths and another guy getting kissed or the
woman getting kissed and a file the way out. I
should try to see how hard that is. We should try.
We should ask Elvis on the show to see if
we can try to pass things from one mounts to
the other mouth. You know, it would be interesting to
the gimmick is not spitting a key into someone else's mouth.
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It's doing it without the guard noticing. But we all
know you're doing it. So who's gonna be You're not,
We're doing We're trying. We're gonna try to fool you.
Just want to make out with Scary again. I know,
I'm serious. We should see. I think it's not easy,
but you gotta who on the show is going to
be the two people to pass something from one mouth
to the other. It's an experiment. Do you do it anybody?
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I'll do it with whom I'll do it, Bethany. I
mean it's it's an experiment, it's sperm. What happened now?
Because sperm is not in the word experiment. Let's watch
another topic. Scary, got anything? I got nothing right now,
he's not even paying attention. I'm paying attention. I just
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lost interest in this topic about seven minutes ago, because
why we're not talking about either relationships or clubs? He's open?
Is this positive? Greg Tea know this podcast is supposed
to be voluntary, voluntary, And I'm here and I'm sitting here,
I'm listening, and I'm waiting for a chance to jump in.
Everybody's talking over each other, and I'm just and I'm like, Okay,
everything that's been said has already been said on this
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podcast about this topic. So that's why I threw it
to you. Just change the topic. I'm not a topic.
Change You don't look at me like that. Okay. So
I have two things. Can we talk about people who
tweet things about other people on the show in public
and we see it and they should be more careful?
Or should we talk about the blog on olvice train
dot com that I wrote, if my problem with Amazon? Yeah,
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what happened? Okay? So um, as you know, Scary and
I are doing a new podcast, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast,
which is completely unaffiliated with any previous podcast Scary Jones
ever did. Yes, people are confusing and thinking that this
has has something to do with the podcast he did
with Greg ta fantastic podcast called fair Show, right, but
it's not. It's so people keep tweeting at Greg Tea
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like are you gonna be a part of this? Come off?
How come? And I keep saying, hey, don't tweet at
Greg Tea. It's not right. Leave him at his something
I want nothing to do with, and then right, he
has nothing to do it. But his exact tweet two
days ago, which a lot of our listeners gave him
ship for, was I have nothing to do with that
ship cast he referred to our podcast. I didn't when
I went to my desk guest in public, in front
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of every Right, it wasn't a private tweet. So when
when I went to my desk yesterday to make chit chat,
he said, hey, Brody, what are you working on? I said,
I'm planning my ship cast, right, and then he got
dead silent because he said anything because he knew that
I had seen his tweet. Wait, but I did. Wait,
but I didn't say anything because I was like scared
that you saw it. No, I didn't say because I
wanted to move on with it, like like, okay, been there,
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done that. I already know you saw it a big deal,
like I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way, would it?
But I did kind of mean it that way because
I was but not at you and Scary though I
meant it. You're gonna see what I did. Okay, I
swear I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it at
Scary and at Brody. I meant because I was sick
and tired of being ragged into it by the other
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people that wouldn't get off of the fact that I
wasn't cast but I didn't like Elephant. Yes, but I didn't.
But I didn't mean it was a ship cast. I
meant to almost like put it down as if like
do not like I am not doing that like that
that you were calling that topic ship not the podcast. Okay,
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so wouldn't the same I thought had been conveyed. Had
you said I have nothing to do with that podcast?
People all you, but you refer to it if you
have said, I don't this whole thing is a ship cast,
meaning the whole the whole thing, right, But you said
that ship cast because I think you sing, you use
the pronoun that that implies the times believe that people
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don't listen when you speak. They listen when you scream.
So you have to actually say something so you know,
so shocking to get people's attention. So I said it
to get this person's attention, for them to understand, Wow,
he's really not being a part of anyone that tweets
something about great Tea in regards to our podcast. I say,
you know what, leave him out of this has nothing
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to do with him. He's a he's a friend and
a co worker. Don't tweet at him. And for my
and for my support of my co worker, I get
shit cast. I want to I want to compliment Bethany.
I want to compliment Bethany. So over the weekend I
had a nasty listener tweet about and she says, so
what does great do anyway, which really annoys everyone, And
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then Bethany jumped in and was like, listen, guys, that's
so mean. He does a b c D. Do you
see what's going on here? And I think it is
something you should have been doing as well, Like, hey,
you know what, I'm really happy they're doing their own podcast,
but honestly, I'm not part of that. I have to
have too much going on right now. That would have
been the nice reply. Yeah, but when you speak when
you like, but when you like people to do that
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for you and take your sub of a bob, which
is what Bethany was doing, you know, it would be
nice for you to do that as well. This is
pulling back the curtain a little bit, but I do
feel like as a show publicly, even if we're having
issues behind the scenes, we should be a united front
of publicly. I think our listeners should see us always
amen and defending each other. Right now, okay, I'll take
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it back now better, But I didn't mean it that.
It really was everyone ever when everyone attacked you, when
everyone attacked you for that tweet and clearly took it
as ship cast, you didn't delete the tweet. But because
you didn't, you didn't try to explain yourself. In a
follow up tweet, you said you said you didn't misunderstand me. No, no,
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you said, shut up, idiot, that the audience prejudges us.
They think that they really do know us, but yet
they prejudge us. They have no idea. They really don't
know us prejudging you. They're judging you, but they really
don't know who we are. They really I think that
sweet showed who you are, Okay, but that's really not well,
it's not who you are outside the building with your family,
but you are exactly so that it's that's not who
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I really into a ship casts See all right, Oh
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