July 14, 2017 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents Morning Show. Well, it's a Friday. What is
wrong with your mouth? Okay? So I know that's hell
of a All right, welcome to the fifteen Morning Show.
(00:24):
What the hell is wrong with your mouth? So? I
was given a gift of a of a long wear
lipstick and I just tried it on, and it glues
my lips together and makes them burn. It is the
craziest thing. It hurts to have on. Is it wrong
that that's to turn on right now? I think that
(00:45):
it shouldn't happen like that. I think I did see
a movie one time where somebody had laced makeup with poison.
So possibly you're being poisoned right now, maybe if somebody
wants my job. I can't remember what that was. I
don't Oh it was Batman, Yes, wait which Batman? Like
Michael Keaton Batman. Also, there was an episode of c
(01:07):
S I I think the first episode ever maybe the second,
where a woman was killing people by putting poison on
her breasts and then picking up men and then they
would motor voter. Yeah, it was called motor Voter, and
then they would they found dead men and they couldn't
figure how the poison got on your lips. She was
putting it on her erotic areas, but wouldn't it also
affect her No, because it's TVA see that explanation. Um, okay,
(01:34):
So this is the fifteen minute morning show. It's Friday.
So we have a skeleton crew. Brody is at the helm.
I'm by the gold mic. I'm excited. You look good
with it than you and Nate is here straight n
and Bethany's the one speaking hello. I'm Bethany. Do you
guys remember the title Little Murders? Have you read about
those in the eighties. That's why medicine has that silver
top on it sealed, because it used to be you
(01:55):
could go into a store. Yeah so yeah, yeah, So
you know when you've I medicine, like i'd be prof
and taile and or whatever. You open you push it
down because his child proof. You open it up and
there's that foil over it and then a cotton ball
in it. It used to not have the foil. And
so in Chicago in two a bunch of different people
(02:16):
took tail and all and they all died. And it
turns out that somebody had laced the thaile and all,
and so after that he had just gone into stores.
I think, yes, so he was buying the taile and all,
taking the pills home, opening them, putting poison in them,
putting them back together, and then putting the bottles back
on the God the capsules had been laced with potassium cyanide.
(02:37):
A total of seven people died in the original poisonings,
with several more deaths in subsequent copycat crimes. So yeah,
so they stopped just leaving them open, and now they
have a foil over the foil is there to foil
the crime? Look at that? Look at that? But that
but a crime like that? Yeah, but the crime like
that is where you go, Why wouldn't they have sealed
the pills before? But it was like it's like thinking,
(02:59):
why don't people lock their front doors? Because some people
just don't. It's like a simpler time. It's like the
shoe bomber. One guy tries to bomb with shoes and
now everyone takes their shoes off at the airport. Yeah,
he had a wicked issue. Next thing, you know, I
have to take off my lubatans when I can't fit
into lubatons. But anyway, they are hot. They should be
kept off lubatans. If you see pictures of like women, celebrities, whatever,
(03:20):
walking with those red souls, they have the most narrow
feet in the world because lubatons are tiny and tight,
and they hurt and they are not wearable for most women. Oh,
by the way, I've always wanted to do this. Being
at the gold Mike, Scary take a seat by Buddy,
She's Scary. When Elvis isn't here, he will run the
show and stand by the Elvis's gold mic. But Scary
(03:41):
went to go film something because his his thank you,
his hot moment was here. He had to go his
what do they call that? You're like my close up?
Your close up, go through your close up? So what
did you just film, Scary? You weren't here, Um, I
was filming a future episode of Elvis Duran Presents. Uh,
you know the video series that we do. Right. We
got an email Nate backed me up here that said
at ten o'clock we're gonna start filming now. Our show
(04:02):
on the East Coast ends at ten o'clock. What time
did you leave for it? Well, um, Jake, who produces
that segment, is like, look, I really need you down
here early. I got a whole bunch of people to film,
so I figured I would escape at nine one to
go do it. Now. Here's here's the problem. Yeah, yeah,
well okay, it's now well after ten. Why did it
take you thirty minutes? At nine seven, I was about
(04:25):
to I finished my segment. I was about to walk
out the door, and Jake was like, let me check
something here for a second. He's like, we didn't record
any sound, And I said what. He puts the s
D card in, which is you know what we filmed with,
puts it into his laptop to double check, and there's
there's video of me, you know, motioning and talking into
(04:45):
the camera and the audio is no. You know what
I would have done. What I would have been like, no, scary,
you're gonna dub that over later. You would have gone back.
You know what difficult that the listeners. But you know what,
there's actually a program that you can use for a
d R now that helps you sync up what the
(05:08):
original dialogue was with the dialogue you cut. It's so fascinating.
It's like it's you know, a sound wave has a shape, right,
and it's whatever in the shape it is and you
will then record your lines and then this program lines
up the shapes so that it like lines your sound
up long and height wise and fits it directly into
(05:29):
where the original We need this for the show we
needed for Jake. Actually, I was actually thinking, you do
it like a Godzilla movie. Yeah. Completely. That popped into
my mind was you should have said completely different things,
totally different things. I think that would have been. We
do that on a shoot for our Hampton's House. So
(05:50):
my my daughter, my middle daughter, we went to Disney
last week and she snapchatted the entire week at Disney.
But there were some scenes that she filmed where she
didn't want to say things want she like to post them.
She said, like she talked trash about somebody, or she
said something that she didn't want me to hear. So
we watched the video of this half hour of snapchat
(06:10):
footage and she redubbed her voice to make it look
like she was saying other things when she was being obnoxious,
So her mouth doesn't match up a lot of times,
if you're watching TV shows, they do like the shot
reverse shots and people are talking, they have the camera
on one person, they cut, they have the camera on
the other person, and you can see the back of
the person's head while the other person is in camera
(06:32):
right while they're talking. A lot of times you can
see the person with their back to the camera. You
can see the side of their head, and you can
see their lips moving, and it does not match what
their character is saying that they needed that cut. It
drives me nuts. I'm gonna look closer when their head
bobs like but they weren't saying yeah exactly, and they
cut to the French shot and all of a sudden,
their heads not moving anymore. Bugs the hell out. Have
(06:52):
you guys ever been to the taping of a late
night talk show? Right, So, a lot of times what
they do is they say recorded live, So they start
on the hour, and they end on the hour. Yeah
it's real time, And then they pause for the two
minutes of commercials in real time, and the band continues
to play while that time has happened. But then at
the end of the hour, the director of the producer
will come out and say, you messed up the name
(07:13):
of something, or you've got a sponsor wrong. Then they
go and refilm it or redrop the audio, and then
when you watch it that night. You can see the
lips don't match up with the audio because instead of
like best Buy, he said, you know burt By, So
the lips don't match and they go, you said the
name wrong. And so they'll just sit there for an
hour after the show ends, tamping and drop all the
lines they have to drop because they behoove you to
(07:35):
get what you should have done rather than keep us
all waiting. And there's actually this famous scene in I
believe the first Lethal Weapon movie with Danny Glover and
Mel Gibson, and there was this fire truck where the
house had just exploded, and Danny Glover and Mel Gibson
Riggs and Murta or their character names, and they're talking
to this small child, trying to get some clues out
(07:57):
of them and say who did you see by the house.
But when Danny Over is doing it, he's ad libbing,
and he said, oh, what was he looking like? Look?
Look look like Popeye? Like Popeye? And he's saying all
of these things, but it's so loud around him, there's
fire trucks and others things. Mel Gibson's face you see it,
and he turns and he starts laughing because Mel Gibson
knows he's gonna have to go back in a d
R that entire scene and it's gonna be so hard
(08:20):
to do. So when you watch that scene in that movie,
you'll see Mel Gibson as Mel Gibson start laughing because
he knows Danny Glover is going to have to go
back and re record that entire thing, and it's going
to be that was leathal weapon too, which is the
one that go That's what they one to go one
to three on threats. Damn, I have to rewatch all
of those movies. Great movies. Yeah, start three. It wasn't
four terrible. Four was not good. Three. Also the Joe
(08:44):
Peschi the first two four is okay three because one
and two were basically it's it's a continuation, right, I
like a good buddy movie. Two was what Joe Peschi
points out that they fuck in the drive throw Oh,
well you know what I learned now? That was Yeah,
that was too. That was true. So so the theory
is that they fun get the drive through, meaning if
you order something a special way, like you know the
(09:05):
way I do, they know you're driving away and you
won't realize it, which is why when I go to
Taco bell I pull over right away and I checked
my food because I don't want I don't want to
go to Gayo in my phone. Oh yes they know that.
But here's what I learned last week when I was
coming home from Disney at the Orlando airport. Yes, they
fuck get the airport food court because they know you're flying.
They know you get on a plane. Yeah. So I
ordered a Chick fil A sandwich. No, no, no insalt
(09:25):
a Chick fil A, but not on the menu. I
tweeted about this. On the menu had said, uh, burger cheese, lettuce, tomato.
You know me, or do without lettuce. I don't wan
green stuff on my food. So I said, no lettuce.
So then you go through security to get to your gate. Yeah.
So I went through security. You know Orlando, you take
a train like a like a monorail to the other
side of the airport to get on your to get
(09:47):
to the gate. Then I opened up my Chick fil
A and so they had slipped pickles underneath the tomato. Okay,
this is why this is your fault. Buys food before security. Okay, yeah,
I know, but yeah, that's not the second I went
to an airport. The very first thing that I do
is walk is go through security. I want to get
lisself out of the way. Who goes to Chick fil
(10:09):
a and gets a hamburger. There's also that I got
a chicken. I got the spicy chicken burger is what
I got. But here's the thing, I'm getting my timeline wrong.
The food court is after security, but before the train
ride got so you were a tram away. I was
a tram away, so I got my food. There's no
pickle on the menu. It doesn't say we have pickles.
Otherwise I would have said no pickles, because you know,
if you don't like pickles, you're screwed because the pickle
(10:30):
juice gets on everything. Can ask you a question, Yeah,
I don't know how my wife puts up on me.
That's not the question. Uh, why do you why do
you buy food? Because I I've never and backed me
up on this, Garrea. I have never heard you go
to a restaurant and enjoy the experience because it's all
the And I know that, like you used to work
(10:51):
in the food service industry, so you know how good
it can be, and you know what this expected. We've
been in the show for so many years, and Brodie
Day doesn't go by where you don't have a staung creep.
I went at Disney. We stayed at the Contemporary Hotel
and on the roof of the hotel is a restaurant
called the California Grill. One of the best males Ago.
Hold on, I will tell you it's so good. I
(11:12):
didn't even care how much the bill was, and it
was it was. It was a little bit expensive. The
waiter was the greatest way I've ever had. The food
was phenomenal, and you have a view of the park
waiting for the problem, waiting for the years. No problem.
He gave us free dessert. Wouldn't even ask for it. Okay,
So are you just eternally optimistic? Then the food is
gonna go. I I go to places and I expect
(11:33):
that when you say, um, no vegetables in something, or
you know, like the Chinese restaurants, they know me as David,
the no vegetable guy. Right. So if I go to
a place and I say no vegetables and then you
get the pan fire noodles and this this scallions in them,
I've called up and they go, oh, that's not really
a vegetable. Oh yes, it is okay, okay, So I
have I have an expectation that they're in addition to
(11:54):
not being peppers and onions and back toy and and
and stringy stuff and whatever, the scallions are considered just
so often it goes badly for you. And I feel
like if you if you put your foot behind a
tractor trailer tire and it keeps backing over it every time,
at some point you're just gonna stop putting your foot there.
(12:16):
But here's the thing of the time. If there's a problem,
a company will make good for me. If they deliver
it late, They'll give me a little something for free.
They'll take ten percent for the gift. That's what. If
I go like white Castle messed up my order, I
tweeted them and gave me. They mailed me coupons, no problem.
I got every industry, every place, every taco bell that
(12:38):
I've had a problem. If it's a legit problem, they've
made good. Filet has ignored my tweets and and I
didn't send them on a Sunday when they're closed. They
have not commented, they have not cared. I'm very disappointed
in Chick fil a because it was my first time
ever eating there, and my last Bethany is saying is
let's face it, you're in it for the funk up.
I sometimes feel like, I think, which is the name
(13:00):
of his book, by the way, I'm just I'm just
for the dessert free desserts, as you guys know the
name of my new book. I just felt like, if
you're gonna put pickles on a sandwich, you should point
it out on the menu. Don't have five ingredients at
a six on the menu. There are certain things I
think in America that are sort of assumed, even though
it's not a correct assumption. And I think a lot
(13:22):
of people assume that pickles just come on the sandwich.
Would you assume this? There's an Italian restaurant, it's a
chain of Italian restaurants, but it's pretty good. What does
it rhyme with? I believe it rhymes with Spencer Spenzy.
And there's I don't know, at least in New Jersey
where I live, there's at least four that I know of. Okay.
(13:42):
I ordered a chicken palm sandwich and it came in
a box right brought at home. It was in a
blue box, and in the box the chicken palm was
it was a pickle in the box. Wait a second,
that we're also Garrett and I are going through the
alphabet trying to figure out what rhimes with spenzy. But anyway,
think about Japanese food and when it comes in okay,
(14:05):
well okay, So I would not associate when the radios
would come out of the dashboard because they were in
a box. Yes, okay with a B. I got you
spency okay, okay, b spency with a B. Okay alright, anyway,
fine food, But what kind of Italian establishment? That's where
I was going to say, pickle in with chicken palm.
Then the pickle juice and it was one of those long,
(14:25):
stinky pickles that you put them with a sandwich. They
put the pickle in and the juice got all of
my chickenpo was ruling. How did you handle that? One?
I called up and they gave me a free chicken
pon the next time I was there. That isn't a
pickle is an aggressive side or topping to put with anything,
because it really does. It spreads itself. And do you
carry pickles and chicken farm in your establishment? You you
(14:46):
probably don't have that times by fast. When I'm complaining
it's over, I want to know the other ten percent
that that he hates the restaurant that will be next
minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents Morning Show. Well, it's a Friday. What is
wrong with your mouth? Okay? So I know that's hell
of a All right, welcome to the fifteen Morning Show.
(00:24):
What the hell is wrong with your mouth? So? I
was given a gift of a of a long wear
lipstick and I just tried it on, and it glues
my lips together and makes them burn. It is the
craziest thing. It hurts to have on. Is it wrong
that that's to turn on right now? I think that
(00:45):
it shouldn't happen like that. I think I did see
a movie one time where somebody had laced makeup with poison.
So possibly you're being poisoned right now, maybe if somebody
wants my job. I can't remember what that was. I
don't Oh it was Batman, Yes, wait which Batman? Like
Michael Keaton Batman. Also, there was an episode of c
(01:07):
S I I think the first episode ever maybe the second,
where a woman was killing people by putting poison on
her breasts and then picking up men and then they
would motor voter. Yeah, it was called motor Voter, and
then they would they found dead men and they couldn't
figure how the poison got on your lips. She was
putting it on her erotic areas, but wouldn't it also
affect her No, because it's TVA see that explanation. Um, okay,
(01:34):
So this is the fifteen minute morning show. It's Friday.
So we have a skeleton crew. Brody is at the helm.
I'm by the gold mic. I'm excited. You look good
with it than you and Nate is here straight n
and Bethany's the one speaking hello. I'm Bethany. Do you
guys remember the title Little Murders? Have you read about
those in the eighties. That's why medicine has that silver
top on it sealed, because it used to be you
(01:55):
could go into a store. Yeah so yeah, yeah, So
you know when you've I medicine, like i'd be prof
and taile and or whatever. You open you push it
down because his child proof. You open it up and
there's that foil over it and then a cotton ball
in it. It used to not have the foil. And
so in Chicago in two a bunch of different people
(02:16):
took tail and all and they all died. And it
turns out that somebody had laced the thaile and all,
and so after that he had just gone into stores.
I think, yes, so he was buying the taile and all,
taking the pills home, opening them, putting poison in them,
putting them back together, and then putting the bottles back
on the God the capsules had been laced with potassium cyanide.
(02:37):
A total of seven people died in the original poisonings,
with several more deaths in subsequent copycat crimes. So yeah,
so they stopped just leaving them open, and now they
have a foil over the foil is there to foil
the crime? Look at that? Look at that? But that
but a crime like that? Yeah, but the crime like
that is where you go, Why wouldn't they have sealed
the pills before? But it was like it's like thinking,
(02:59):
why don't people lock their front doors? Because some people
just don't. It's like a simpler time. It's like the
shoe bomber. One guy tries to bomb with shoes and
now everyone takes their shoes off at the airport. Yeah,
he had a wicked issue. Next thing, you know, I
have to take off my lubatans when I can't fit
into lubatons. But anyway, they are hot. They should be
kept off lubatans. If you see pictures of like women, celebrities, whatever,
(03:20):
walking with those red souls, they have the most narrow
feet in the world because lubatons are tiny and tight,
and they hurt and they are not wearable for most women. Oh,
by the way, I've always wanted to do this. Being
at the gold Mike, Scary take a seat by Buddy,
She's Scary. When Elvis isn't here, he will run the
show and stand by the Elvis's gold mic. But Scary
(03:41):
went to go film something because his his thank you,
his hot moment was here. He had to go his
what do they call that? You're like my close up?
Your close up, go through your close up? So what
did you just film, Scary? You weren't here, Um, I
was filming a future episode of Elvis Duran Presents. Uh,
you know the video series that we do. Right. We
got an email Nate backed me up here that said
at ten o'clock we're gonna start filming now. Our show
(04:02):
on the East Coast ends at ten o'clock. What time
did you leave for it? Well, um, Jake, who produces
that segment, is like, look, I really need you down
here early. I got a whole bunch of people to film,
so I figured I would escape at nine one to
go do it. Now. Here's here's the problem. Yeah, yeah,
well okay, it's now well after ten. Why did it
take you thirty minutes? At nine seven, I was about
(04:25):
to I finished my segment. I was about to walk
out the door, and Jake was like, let me check
something here for a second. He's like, we didn't record
any sound, And I said what. He puts the s
D card in, which is you know what we filmed with,
puts it into his laptop to double check, and there's
there's video of me, you know, motioning and talking into
(04:45):
the camera and the audio is no. You know what
I would have done. What I would have been like, no, scary,
you're gonna dub that over later. You would have gone back.
You know what difficult that the listeners. But you know what,
there's actually a program that you can use for a
d R now that helps you sync up what the
(05:08):
original dialogue was with the dialogue you cut. It's so fascinating.
It's like it's you know, a sound wave has a shape, right,
and it's whatever in the shape it is and you
will then record your lines and then this program lines
up the shapes so that it like lines your sound
up long and height wise and fits it directly into
(05:29):
where the original We need this for the show we
needed for Jake. Actually, I was actually thinking, you do
it like a Godzilla movie. Yeah. Completely. That popped into
my mind was you should have said completely different things,
totally different things. I think that would have been. We
do that on a shoot for our Hampton's House. So
(05:50):
my my daughter, my middle daughter, we went to Disney
last week and she snapchatted the entire week at Disney.
But there were some scenes that she filmed where she
didn't want to say things want she like to post them.
She said, like she talked trash about somebody, or she
said something that she didn't want me to hear. So
we watched the video of this half hour of snapchat
(06:10):
footage and she redubbed her voice to make it look
like she was saying other things when she was being obnoxious,
So her mouth doesn't match up a lot of times,
if you're watching TV shows, they do like the shot
reverse shots and people are talking, they have the camera
on one person, they cut, they have the camera on
the other person, and you can see the back of
the person's head while the other person is in camera
(06:32):
right while they're talking. A lot of times you can
see the person with their back to the camera. You
can see the side of their head, and you can
see their lips moving, and it does not match what
their character is saying that they needed that cut. It
drives me nuts. I'm gonna look closer when their head
bobs like but they weren't saying yeah exactly, and they
cut to the French shot and all of a sudden,
their heads not moving anymore. Bugs the hell out. Have
(06:52):
you guys ever been to the taping of a late
night talk show? Right, So, a lot of times what
they do is they say recorded live, So they start
on the hour, and they end on the hour. Yeah
it's real time, And then they pause for the two
minutes of commercials in real time, and the band continues
to play while that time has happened. But then at
the end of the hour, the director of the producer
will come out and say, you messed up the name
(07:13):
of something, or you've got a sponsor wrong. Then they
go and refilm it or redrop the audio, and then
when you watch it that night. You can see the
lips don't match up with the audio because instead of
like best Buy, he said, you know burt By, So
the lips don't match and they go, you said the
name wrong. And so they'll just sit there for an
hour after the show ends, tamping and drop all the
lines they have to drop because they behoove you to
(07:35):
get what you should have done rather than keep us
all waiting. And there's actually this famous scene in I
believe the first Lethal Weapon movie with Danny Glover and
Mel Gibson, and there was this fire truck where the
house had just exploded, and Danny Glover and Mel Gibson
Riggs and Murta or their character names, and they're talking
to this small child, trying to get some clues out
(07:57):
of them and say who did you see by the house.
But when Danny Over is doing it, he's ad libbing,
and he said, oh, what was he looking like? Look?
Look look like Popeye? Like Popeye? And he's saying all
of these things, but it's so loud around him, there's
fire trucks and others things. Mel Gibson's face you see it,
and he turns and he starts laughing because Mel Gibson
knows he's gonna have to go back in a d
R that entire scene and it's gonna be so hard
(08:20):
to do. So when you watch that scene in that movie,
you'll see Mel Gibson as Mel Gibson start laughing because
he knows Danny Glover is going to have to go
back and re record that entire thing, and it's going
to be that was leathal weapon too, which is the
one that go That's what they one to go one
to three on threats. Damn, I have to rewatch all
of those movies. Great movies. Yeah, start three. It wasn't
four terrible. Four was not good. Three. Also the Joe
(08:44):
Peschi the first two four is okay three because one
and two were basically it's it's a continuation, right, I
like a good buddy movie. Two was what Joe Peschi
points out that they fuck in the drive throw Oh,
well you know what I learned now? That was Yeah,
that was too. That was true. So so the theory
is that they fun get the drive through, meaning if
you order something a special way, like you know the
(09:05):
way I do, they know you're driving away and you
won't realize it, which is why when I go to
Taco bell I pull over right away and I checked
my food because I don't want I don't want to
go to Gayo in my phone. Oh yes they know that.
But here's what I learned last week when I was
coming home from Disney at the Orlando airport. Yes, they
fuck get the airport food court because they know you're flying.
They know you get on a plane. Yeah. So I
ordered a Chick fil A sandwich. No, no, no insalt
(09:25):
a Chick fil A, but not on the menu. I
tweeted about this. On the menu had said, uh, burger cheese, lettuce, tomato.
You know me, or do without lettuce. I don't wan
green stuff on my food. So I said, no lettuce.
So then you go through security to get to your gate. Yeah.
So I went through security. You know Orlando, you take
a train like a like a monorail to the other
side of the airport to get on your to get
(09:47):
to the gate. Then I opened up my Chick fil
A and so they had slipped pickles underneath the tomato. Okay,
this is why this is your fault. Buys food before security. Okay, yeah,
I know, but yeah, that's not the second I went
to an airport. The very first thing that I do
is walk is go through security. I want to get
lisself out of the way. Who goes to Chick fil
(10:09):
a and gets a hamburger. There's also that I got
a chicken. I got the spicy chicken burger is what
I got. But here's the thing, I'm getting my timeline wrong.
The food court is after security, but before the train
ride got so you were a tram away. I was
a tram away, so I got my food. There's no
pickle on the menu. It doesn't say we have pickles.
Otherwise I would have said no pickles, because you know,
if you don't like pickles, you're screwed because the pickle
(10:30):
juice gets on everything. Can ask you a question, Yeah,
I don't know how my wife puts up on me.
That's not the question. Uh, why do you why do
you buy food? Because I I've never and backed me
up on this, Garrea. I have never heard you go
to a restaurant and enjoy the experience because it's all
the And I know that, like you used to work
(10:51):
in the food service industry, so you know how good
it can be, and you know what this expected. We've
been in the show for so many years, and Brodie
Day doesn't go by where you don't have a staung creep.
I went at Disney. We stayed at the Contemporary Hotel
and on the roof of the hotel is a restaurant
called the California Grill. One of the best males Ago.
Hold on, I will tell you it's so good. I
(11:12):
didn't even care how much the bill was, and it
was it was. It was a little bit expensive. The
waiter was the greatest way I've ever had. The food
was phenomenal, and you have a view of the park
waiting for the problem, waiting for the years. No problem.
He gave us free dessert. Wouldn't even ask for it. Okay,
So are you just eternally optimistic? Then the food is
gonna go. I I go to places and I expect
(11:33):
that when you say, um, no vegetables in something, or
you know, like the Chinese restaurants, they know me as David,
the no vegetable guy. Right. So if I go to
a place and I say no vegetables and then you
get the pan fire noodles and this this scallions in them,
I've called up and they go, oh, that's not really
a vegetable. Oh yes, it is okay, okay, So I
have I have an expectation that they're in addition to
(11:54):
not being peppers and onions and back toy and and
and stringy stuff and whatever, the scallions are considered just
so often it goes badly for you. And I feel
like if you if you put your foot behind a
tractor trailer tire and it keeps backing over it every time,
at some point you're just gonna stop putting your foot there.
(12:16):
But here's the thing of the time. If there's a problem,
a company will make good for me. If they deliver
it late, They'll give me a little something for free.
They'll take ten percent for the gift. That's what. If
I go like white Castle messed up my order, I
tweeted them and gave me. They mailed me coupons, no problem.
I got every industry, every place, every taco bell that
(12:38):
I've had a problem. If it's a legit problem, they've
made good. Filet has ignored my tweets and and I
didn't send them on a Sunday when they're closed. They
have not commented, they have not cared. I'm very disappointed
in Chick fil a because it was my first time
ever eating there, and my last Bethany is saying is
let's face it, you're in it for the funk up.
I sometimes feel like, I think, which is the name
(13:00):
of his book, by the way, I'm just I'm just
for the dessert free desserts, as you guys know the
name of my new book. I just felt like, if
you're gonna put pickles on a sandwich, you should point
it out on the menu. Don't have five ingredients at
a six on the menu. There are certain things I
think in America that are sort of assumed, even though
it's not a correct assumption. And I think a lot
(13:22):
of people assume that pickles just come on the sandwich.
Would you assume this? There's an Italian restaurant, it's a
chain of Italian restaurants, but it's pretty good. What does
it rhyme with? I believe it rhymes with Spencer Spenzy.
And there's I don't know, at least in New Jersey
where I live, there's at least four that I know of. Okay.
(13:42):
I ordered a chicken palm sandwich and it came in
a box right brought at home. It was in a
blue box, and in the box the chicken palm was
it was a pickle in the box. Wait a second,
that we're also Garrett and I are going through the
alphabet trying to figure out what rhimes with spenzy. But anyway,
think about Japanese food and when it comes in okay,
(14:05):
well okay, So I would not associate when the radios
would come out of the dashboard because they were in
a box. Yes, okay with a B. I got you
spency okay, okay, b spency with a B. Okay alright, anyway,
fine food, But what kind of Italian establishment? That's where
I was going to say, pickle in with chicken palm.
Then the pickle juice and it was one of those long,
(14:25):
stinky pickles that you put them with a sandwich. They
put the pickle in and the juice got all of
my chickenpo was ruling. How did you handle that? One?
I called up and they gave me a free chicken
pon the next time I was there. That isn't a
pickle is an aggressive side or topping to put with anything,
because it really does. It spreads itself. And do you
carry pickles and chicken farm in your establishment? You you
(14:46):
probably don't have that times by fast. When I'm complaining
it's over, I want to know the other ten percent
that that he hates the restaurant that will be next
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