68 -Boomerang Topics - 7/11/16

Can guys bommerang? Also we talked about breaking bottles over peoples head.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Presents show Boom Arangrang tang. That's perfect. That
leads into what we're going to talk about. Boom. I

(00:25):
was saying boom because it's like boom, we're here. Also said,
you want to talk about boomerang. So when you said boom,
I thought we're playing the old Electric Company game Boom
arang boomerang. Dude, do you know? I mean I was gonna.
I was gonna play off of the word of rang
and go a tang. It's like when someone says stop,
you go have a time. You have to no. See
when you say stop, I think collaborate. That's the other one. Yes,

(00:48):
I think do it for safety because there's another car coming.
You don't know. You don't have to laugh at that
friendly laugh that was that was a pity laugh. But
the only way I know what the Electric Company is
is because of the family of family guy too. I
have no idea what the Electric group the Electric company. Okay,

(01:13):
so Morgan Freeman and Rita Moreno was silhouettes, right, You
just see the side of the faces and they were
facing each other, right, and then it was really bad graphics.
You can look up on YouTube. They would put a
conjunctive word together, like like you know, boom, rang, and
they put the word together, so Morgan Freeman would go
boom and the white letters would come out of his

(01:33):
mouth into the middle of the screen, and then she
would go rang and they would fly out in The
word would go together boomerang, and the music will do
do Do Do do like chalk lit chocolate. Right. Okay, was
this on PBS? Yes, yes, okay, well it was a channel.
Growing up, we didn't get the PBS station at our house.

(01:54):
We just had the antenna. Yet, how did you live?
I don't know, so I don't know really anything about
Simi Street, Like, yeah, no, I we never really had
children's program. Wait a second, there are areas of the
country that never had PBS. Well, we had it our house,
just for whatever reason, we didn't get good reception. There

(02:16):
was not available in your city. We had the rabbit
ears too, and the station that came in the best
was NBC, which is why to this day, like, I'm
kind of loyal to NBC as the first station. I'll
always check for things. But then PBS was like the
second best station, and so I grew up watching either
um a lot of whatever was on NBC or like

(02:39):
Yanni Live from the Acropolis. That's a great album, and
then if you give money, you can get Yanni Live
from the Acropolis during this a toad bank. By the way,
speaking of being loyal to networks, have you noticed I've
noticed it, and I'm right, so you can tell me
I'm wrong, But that each network of the May three networks.

(03:01):
I don't know about Fox, but ABC, NBC and CBS,
you can look at a program and tell what channel
it's on because CBS has a different tonal color to
their programming. It's darker like a soap opera, and NBC
shows are brighter, they're super colorful. They're super colorful. And

(03:21):
and ABC, I feel like it's really really called, like
really broadly color right, like Modern Family looks like one.
But if you watch like King of Queens and when
it was on CBS or even the reruns, they have
a darker like they make this lighting different and you
can tell what network you're watching, And I didn't. I never.
I don't know why they do that, or if they
if they all the networks agreed they were going to

(03:43):
do that, or maybe because CBS skew is a little
older that they toned down the brightness. So my mom
doesn't put her glasses on. I don't know why, but yes,
So I like NBC because I like the news on NBC,
like the local news because it's more appealing to my eye.
It has a brightness that I like. Yeah, and like
I always felt like Fox shows when I was growing
up at least had like a grittier I feel like

(04:05):
they weren't as colorful as the as like ABC or NBC.
So at the beginning we said boom a rang boomerang. Right,
it's because before we started this whole thing, Um, I
was mentioning to you guys off the microphone that my
buddy accused me of putting up a boomerang, and then

(04:26):
he ridiculed me for he ridiculed I was. I was
on vacation last week and I was on a swing
at the hotel, and I said, somebody, hey, get me
a picture or give me a boomerang of me would
be kind of cute, scary swinging back and forth. All right,
When you say kind of cute, that's a problem, a
problem right there. What kind of swing was sex? Swing

(04:50):
was like a playground you shouldn't have been this colorful swing,
and it was you can. Okay, it's a guy, I'm
gonna jump on you, and I'm who I'm normally on
your side. But if you're saying, hey, I want to
do a boomerang, it's gonna be kind of cute. No,
if you say, oh, I'm gonna do a boomerang, it's
gonna be a hilarious Yeah, I'm gonna crash my car
into a wall. It's gonna back up trash again. But

(05:12):
that's the kind of hilarious boomerang is. It's on Instagram.
It's the we talked about it on the Morning show
this morning. It's it's it's fast. It's fast. I think
I think forward backword forward, backord forward backward in an
infinite loop. Right, Okay, you verbally boomerang when you said,
you know, earlier in the podcast we were talking about boomerang.
Boomerang my friends like, dude, guys, don't boomerang. Forget about

(05:36):
the fact that I was on a swing. That's part
two of it. No, that's a big part of it.
Shot the part that he said cute. Yeah, okay, and
I'll take off that part too. But first of all
a layer A can guys boomerang and be Is that
an okay thing? I think? Yeah, give me an example
of a manly boomerang jumping into a pool. I think
that's great. Flash you people that are drawing, So you're saying, okay,

(06:00):
so you disagree with the statement that guys can't boomerang.
You say so certain boomerangs can be done. I think
you can do whatever boomerangs you want. I think it's
dumb to be like, oh, there are only certain kind
of men boomerangs. And this goes back to can guys
use emojis? Guys can use emojis? I firmly agree with
that to know what you're thinking, But I think they've

(06:21):
become more mainstream, they become more acceptable. Yeah, I think
if a guy was spitting, that's a that to me,
that's a funny boomerang vomiting, Like if you like, what
do you say that? The backwards forwards motion is just
not something that a guy would post on Instagram dump
your friends being done, well, you're a dick. Okay. If

(06:42):
you're lifting weights, something I've seen guys do like a
boomerang of like lifting a heavy weight and dropping it
down maybe you know, I'm kind of a masculine thing.
I just don't know if like skipping would make a
good boomerang for a guy. So that's why he called
me out. Because I was on a swing and you
had a balloon and a lollipop. It's all my instagram

(07:02):
you check and a little Dutch boy check. Come on,
please do it. That was Nickers right, five five Instagram
posts to go, and then I made up ahead of
myself because you know in the boomerang. Now in Instagram
you can put picture in picture. So I have myself
looking at myself saying um man, card revoked. So I'm
actually poking fun at myself in the Instagram. You guys

(07:24):
didn't see this one. I don't see it. Don't you
see my Instagram? Let me show it to you. Yeah. Also,
when you say you took a selfie of yourself? Who else? Oh,
it's this one that looks like one of those photos
you get from glamour shots. Now that's what's wrong with that. Okay,
that looks like the picture that comes in the mirror

(07:44):
you win at the arcade that you take the picture
out right away. That's the one. Okay, Well, that's not
a good swing. Okay, what do you mean. It's not
a good swing. It's like a chair swing. It looks Yeah,
it's not good. Your hands are up in I thought
it was so clever, and I'm like, you know what,
I worked hard on this thing. Like the fact that
you did like the eighties class picture mantas of your

(08:06):
face there, I think that's pretty fun. Like, I think
you need to just tell your friends to leave their
opinions to themselves and you can do whatever you want. Well,
thank you. I need validation. I do need validation. That's
why I come to you, guys. It is funny though,
when people are like, oh, you can't do that, because
I don't think you can. You can do whatever you
want to be judge. Don't be judging. And if someone's
telling you what you can and can't do, punch them

(08:26):
in the face mentally physically, we don't promote. If you
did punch them in the face, that's a good boomeraight.
That's the kind of thing a guy would do. It's
flying out of mouth to going back in the mouth,
blood spurting, blooding back the head, being hit over the
head with a bottle of beer. Yeah, I still have

(08:48):
always wanted to break up your bottle over a bar
like a like a bar. It's not like in the movies.
I feel like I'm going to cut my hand open. Yeah,
it's not like in the movies where the bottle shatters
and you're left with this perfect shard use as a
weapon with a handle. Those things are hard. Those things
are difficult to break. So what happens? Have you done

(09:09):
it before? I've broken beer bottles? Do you know a shotgun?
Someone you have a beer and you top, you know,
tap the top and then his bones out right? So
I remember a friend of mine did that and he
did it too hard and the bottle shattered. His bottle
shattered and almost cut my wrists. Oh my gosh. So
they'll break, but they don't break in the fashion you
want them to. Yeah, that's my fear is if you

(09:30):
hold the you know, you hold the neck of the bottle,
and of an empty bottle, you smash it over the bar,
and then you're ready for a rumble. My fear is
that I would hold the neck of the bottle smash
it and the neck would like slice open down my hand,
it would. I guarantee it's not gonna shatter like you
think it's going to shatter, it's going to break in
a very thing. You should get a safety glove of
some kind and come in and break it on the air,
like the kind of a falconer wears. Like you kicked

(09:53):
the door down on the air. I think that's great.
Did you hear that story about the flight attendant that
broke the wine bottles over the guy his head? No? Try, Yeah,
this is when we were on vacation. The guy was
trying to apparently was disturbed, was trying to open the
door during flight. So the flight at ten it was
wrestling him and broke two wine bottles over his head.
Oh my god? Have you have you guys? Ever? Uh?

(10:16):
Did that? By the way, did you ever try to
break any bottle anywhere? Anyhow? It's hard? Yeah? Have you scary? No? Never, no,
no no. Have you ever gotten into a rumble? I
don't rumble. Have I talked my way out of stuff?
Have you ever opened a beer bottle with your teeth? Yeah?
Oh god, really, I've seen people do it. Is that

(10:37):
how you chipped your front teeth? No? I screw off
cap with my teeth, but not a like a like
a like a wine cooler cap like a wine cooler.
That's the that's the bottle you go to bart and
it was important. I've seen people do it though, I've
seen people like their jewels not tools. Can I can

(11:02):
I tell an airplane story because you had mentioned seven
on an airplane. So we're flying back from Florida over
the weekend and you guys know, we're Jet Blue and
we have mosaic. I was on the treat of me great. So, uh,
we were coming through the T s A and all
they were searching everybody and it was mayhem coming back
from a holiday weekend. And this girl walks by and

(11:23):
she goes and I'm not telling this to be self serving,
but she walks by in this craziness crowd and she was, hey, Brodie,
love your jokes and walks by and I'm like Corey Webb.
By the way, she tweeted me later. Anyway, So my
wife was in a different line. She was too behind
me and decided to go to the guy on the left,
and the guy on the left then walked away to
go on a break or whatever, and she got trapped.

(11:44):
So I had to wait like twenty minutes for her
to get through T. S A. So she wasn't there
when the girl recognized me. So when she comes through,
she's got the kids with her, and I said, you know,
I just got recognized with something. She's like, yeah, okay, whatever,
like like sure, I said, no this guy, no, oh yeah,
in this crowd, someone recognized you. You're not even like
on the show cut it out. So I said, yeah,

(12:07):
my wife, she should listening. It's his truth and Elvis. Anyway,
So we go to the gate and we're there for
a couple of man I like, you know what, I
have a little bit of a reputation. Somebody recognized me.
So I was here, Uh, David Brody, please come to
the front desk. I go, they know who I am.
They're gonna get you special treatment, say you say? And

(12:28):
she so say she she got like humble for a second.
I go, they obviously know him on the flight, like
blowing myself out of proportion for the sake of it.
So I walk up. I go, yes, I'm David Brodie,
and I think he's gonna go I know it. Listen
all the time. He's like, we just had to just
check your luggage tag. There was a problem with it.
It was unrelated and so I had, So I went
back to my wife. She goes, what happened? I go, oh,

(12:48):
he says, we can we can board first. So she
was well, with Mosaic, you can board first. I listen.
He knew who I was, so busted. She don't listened
to this podcast. He does not because I'm nobody. You know,
I had the coolest Jet Blue flight attendant over when
I flew over vacation. I took Jet Blue too, and
I know Mosaic gets free drinks. However, the person I

(13:11):
was traveling with wasn't Mosaic, so we were drinking on
the plane. I'm like, whatever, I'll pay for drinks. And
I don't want to say her name or anything. But
we flew the entire time, drank the entire flight, and
the flight attendant came over and said, look, so you
had four or five? Yeah, you paid for that already,
right you did? Okay, great, and keep walking. You paid

(13:33):
for that already, right, That's right you did. So our
job does come with awesome parks, um and every every
job really has its own perks. But we I think
we got one the top all of that. And I
was on a flight with our friend Cubby right once
he goes, this is the other side. No, no no, I
know the story, and he's like sitting there and he's like,
hey man, ready for the ultimate hookup that we've ever

(13:55):
gotten in our job, in our entire career. Here it comes.
We were like twenty five in line for departure in
our plane, so it's gonna be like a two hour
weight during morning commute out of JFK, all of a sudden,
the policos, uh, well, it looks like someone knows somebody
here or we've been moved up to first in line.

(14:17):
Bubby was friends with the air traffic controller. That air
traffic controller, he texted the air traffic controller and said,
hey man, I'm on this delta flight and we're going
out that you were going out for one of our
body planes. Sure enough, within about three minutes, she goes,
don't worry, I got you, and the air traffic controller

(14:39):
made our plane put ours to the front of the
line priority that we took off within like five ten
minutes of the text message. Now that person doesn't work
there anymong, but they were fired first minute morning show

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