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June 20, 2017 15 mins

Are lemon cookies for guys?!? Also Greg T loves to smell men!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? Yeah, alright,
it off your chest now, all right, I'm just sading
to music. Well, my music. So two weeks ago, I said, hey, tomorrow,
I want to talk about this table reservation problem. I

(00:24):
had it at a theme restaurant. By the way, the
reason I'm being abrupt is because I wanted over again.
And so every time I go to talk about it,
someone else says I've got this great idea, which totally fine.
Everyone gets a chance to the topic, and then I
need Danielle in the room and or Garrett, and neither
one is available on days when it's my turn for
a time. So for the people that keep tweeting at me,

(00:46):
thank you very much for caring enough. I hope when
I finally get to do it, it lives up to
the expectations I may have falsely built up. But we'll
get to it, just not today. Why don't we role play.
I'll play the party, Garrett. And you have to have
a family, and and I know the the trials and
tribulations of trying to get a table, and I have
a family. I was once a kid, you know, and
I used to have to try and get a table

(01:07):
at the ground ground back in the day. No, okay,
so you guys had a topic about hair. We did
have a topic, and today is Tuesday, so I'm gonna
shoot for tomorrow being Wednesday. I mean, the girls are
on the other side of the glass and they said,
we're in a meeting. We have to record a meeting
where they're being handed free shoes. That's correct, that's a

(01:28):
great story. We didn't get any shoes, and we are
here for the people, but we got cookies. We did
get cookies, you know what I was telling um, So
it actually a side topic before the topic. Um. The
the woman who brought shoes in for for the girls,
um also brought us cookies all the for the guys.
I said, this is like when you're a kid and

(01:49):
your younger brother's birthday is today and everyone's showering the
person with gifts and you get kind of like the
shut up or the guilt gift. Right, It's like, we
brought you something too, because we didn't want you to
be piste off that you didn't get right. So we
got cookies and the girls we got we got the
shut up kids, like, hey, we brought you something. It's

(02:10):
not shoes. It's not something that you really want. Even
though this is great, I love getting something, and you
know what, I know what I bet because the lemon cookies,
which I'm sorry, I don't mean the stereotype, but lemon
cookies aren't you like your masculine cookie? What I feel
like lemon cookies were coming with the shoes and when
they realize we were going to be upset, like you
know what, ladies want to give the cookies to the boys.
So I don't think they're like, because what am I

(02:32):
gonna get? A guy kind of a lemon cookie? Like?
You know, I don't know cookies had a you know,
like an oatmeal raise in a chocolate chip? So is
that a man's cookie? Yeah, like a macadamia nut. Not
even a man's cookie. I think just something a little
bit more common, right, like chocolate chip. That's standard. Right?
I feel like if I got chocolate chip cookies, all right,
that that translates across the board. But why is lemon

(02:52):
or butterscotch not a good cookie? Who kind of short
bread cookie you just walk in? Is a lemon cookie
like a guy's cookie? I guess for the standard guy,
I would probably say no, But I don't think these
cookies were made for Austin mine. I would I would

(03:13):
prefer a lemon cookie. I would prefer I would butter scotch.
I kind of like that. I would eat finger yesterday.
It wouldn't bind. I like that it was a chocolate
covered chocolate is fine? Fine? Hold on, did you slip
yourself a chocolate covered vienna? It cover that in lemon

(03:38):
cookie with chocolate and you're fine. All of a sudden,
that makes it a masculine because I feel like you
put like some darkness, some chocolate. Maybe dark chocolate, wou'd
be good. But lemon cookie is like what your grandmother
would put out. It's like I put out some lemon cookies.
What if? What if? What if these were like left
over from some sort of bake saying right, I feel

(03:59):
like her daughter didn't sell all of her lemon cookies
for her bands and we got the oh you know what?
You know what? I talked a couple of months ago
about like when you got like a like a gymnastics
or a dance thing and people bring like parent food.
I feel like these are the cookies at the bake
sale at to raise money for the team. I feel
like these were raised money for the team cookies and they,

(04:21):
like Nate's right, they didn't sell. We got them. How
do you feel about the dance? Uh? The round blue
tin cookies? You know, the butter cookies. They're all sorted
butter cookies, but they're tea and they're in they're in
the little cupcake things and it's like they're stack three
or four high and they have the little dots of
sugar that looked like salt. I like that. My grandmothers

(04:41):
like polish cookies that same way. So they're coming a
blue tin. They're not They're not manly cookies. I like that,
you know. I just I don't like all the manly
man kind of things. I'm just I don't like. Yeah,
earlier today as the strength of their when you go
to a gym and you smell them coming out of

(05:02):
the shower and then you reach for lemon cookie, you
eat it off, shaved chest, something about muskie hand that
are clean coming out of a shower. Hank, hank, What
do you here? And I'll have a lemon cookie with you.
You shave your body as well, By the way, I've
been in plenty of gyms, plenty of locker rooms. I

(05:24):
have never smelled a freshly shape, freshly shaved, freshly showered. Man.
All I get is that ball smell like you ever see,
Like that's strong, like the inside of a gym. You
don't even get even slim Jim, because Jim and great

(05:45):
team wants to be inside of a gym. It sounds
like I swear I'll take I'm not you know what,
I'm not like a Jim Enna. I don't like Jim.
I'm not a gym guy. I mean, I don't like
a Josh or Jake, a Bruiser Land Nope, Nope, nope,
don't like those names. You would do a Barry Barry.
I don't like Barry either. No, I don't know. I

(06:07):
look like I would rather Michael over a Mike. Would
you jack a little jack hop? You know, I don't know,
Maybe like an Edward versus Edward man. Maybe Edwards and
Ted Ted Ted, Yeah, where the hell did this topic

(06:29):
comes from the fact that the girls got shoes? We
got Did you see the shoes they got? Shoes are here.
I don't even know the name, but I gotta tell you,
these shoes plump up their butts so nice, like they
look awesome with these shoes on. Look at them for guys. Yeah,
it's gonna say, I mean, it's everybody. I like them all.
I told him ready, they can walk all over me,
call me names. How do you love? How do you

(06:50):
feel about the guys getting cookies and you're getting you
getting shoes, the guys getting cookies and the girls getting shoes.
I like cookies. I wouldn't eat them. I would't I
to cookie here and there. But I like their butts,
the way that the shoes are pumping them up like
that heels. Yeah, they're like five inch heels. They look good.
I just thought of another type of cookie I'd rather
eat than lemon cookie, you know, a cookie. I gotta

(07:14):
go get a hitch in my car. Gotta go. I
don't know what that means, but really, yeah, I need
a hitch for real. I got a bike racks. I
can get a hit on my truck. I need that.
There's a new good truck they hitches in the afternoon.
He doesn't have a truck. So you have a Mercedes SUV.
That's that a truck. That's it's a it's a sport utility.
Even if you'des made a truck you still couldn't call
it a truck. That's a true I need a four

(07:37):
that's like, can I just say this? The Mercedes SUV
is the lemon cookie of trucks. Cold Circle Deal is
your Mercedes lemon cookie color? Mercedes Want? I got a
white one Mercedes wanted to Mercedes want a sixteen hundred
without tacks to put the hitch on. I found a
guy in Queens that will do over three hundred. That's

(07:59):
a sell terrier on your truck. Yeah, bab, he's got
lemon cookie bag a truck. It's one step above. Yeah.
He's got an entertainment screen on his head called but
the light. The way he says on the on the
to appeal to the to the rugged guys listening, and
some of the women are listening. I gotta go put
a hitch on my truck. Gotta, He's gotta. He's got

(08:21):
a small Mercedes terrier. The doors slide open, Mercedes a
lemon cookie sticker, put it right on his car. I'm not.
I don't think I can eat those cookies now. I
feel like they are consolation cookies. I'm examining them. It
really is the shut up. There's a price tag on

(08:44):
them seven seven bucks. Wait, I thought they were made
for us. There's a price tag. Yeah, wait a second,
it's made by two broke broads in still Water, New Jersey.
I'm my ex girlfriend is from still Water. That's where
the body's laying. Hey, it's definitely there. Do you think
the shoes the girls got were more than seven dollars?

(09:08):
We got seven dollar They left a price tag on. Okay,
that's worse than just giving us cookies. What if you
got him at half price? And it's kind of how
many cookies are in that blow up the stack? That
that's seventy cents of cookie. But these are big, these
are big lemon cookies. Yeah, but that's like a long boa.

(09:32):
I'm not wearing it. I got your boat. Okay, so
tweet us, uh, you know our Twitter? Just tweet us?
What are you guys cook? No? No, I don't. I
can't eat a lemon cookie after that. M hmm. What
about gingerbread? Gingerbread gingerbread cookies are like it's a short

(09:53):
bread with a little bit of lemon in there? Or
would you rather have a nice, nice pair of shoes?
I should we get into our topic or how much
time we have I was just thinking to Mike francessa audio.
Mike frances is probably the biggest sports talk radio guy

(10:15):
in America. Works in New York at w f A
N and he got in trouble just yesterday, UM for
using a racial slur that people calling a group of
people a racial term that most people don't use anymore.
We call them Asian Americans now three times on the radio.
But he's been known for falling asleep on the air

(10:35):
and then getting distracted. Do you have the audience? So
this is I guess he was looking for something while
he was talking live on the radio and TV. By
the right, he's simulcast. He's simlcast on television and radio,
and this is what people saw and heard. I like
him as a player, I really do. UM, let's see,

(10:55):
I'm not come up here. He's looking at his phone
for something and go another way. Not go I can't

(11:27):
find them right now. You're in your car. You want
to hear about the Mats or the Yankees or whatever,
New York. It sounds like he was looking up a
stat But the thing is maybe he just had a
brain fart and didn't realize that he was on the air.
I gotta say, though, have you guys ever hosted a
talk show four or three whatever it is? It's hard, man.
You gotta have something to say every second of the time.

(11:48):
I got the lemon cookie thing that'll conutes. But I
can imagine that's got to be difficult. So when you
do a moment like that and you're looking for something, well,
in the Bland scheme of four hours, it's not a
long time. Plus he's got a producer, he's got two producers.
I mean, can somebody look the freaking thing up for you?
I mean, we would do that for Elvis. Would we
allow Elvis to hang out to dry like that on

(12:09):
the but Elvis knows how. He used a smartphone and
he would find it faster than that. But we would
look it up and hand him the phone. Or Nate
would turn his computer around and say, Plus, Bethany's quick
on the Googler. He's a Googler. I mean, there's got
to be people around Mike Francesca that would not allow
that to happen. Nope. Well the thing, here's the thing,
So a little tidbit. When you work for your boss,
it doesn't matter what industry you're in. Sometimes your boss

(12:32):
will yell at you for not helping them out, and
sometimes they'll yell at you for helping them out. And
so so I know a guy who used to work
at that radio station and work on Mike Show, and
if he would run in and correct him, he would
be embarrassed that he had to be corrected and then
yell at the guy for correcting him. I don't need youde,
I know what I'm doing, don't you show? And then

(12:54):
if he didn't, he would get yelled at, why don't
you come out of time? You go in the area
the wrong thing? You don't you know? Damned if you do. Like,
for instance, I love the show Talking Dead with Chris Hardwick,
who was a huge up and coming star, and he
recaps the Walking Dead Talking Dead. So Sunday's episode this
past couple of days ago. Uh, he was reviewing an
episode and it was a Hispanic character e f r

(13:16):
ai n. How would you pronounce that e f r
e f rain e f and the word rain fin rain,
so it was actually pronounced uh f ryan fen. And
so the actor who plays the character was sitting there

(13:37):
and he kept saying, but God, your character of Frayne
was great. Your character of Frame was great. So this
guy did what Elvis does where he repeats the word
the right way it works in he goes, you know,
playing f Rayen was a very difficult thing, but I
brought it, you know. And then again Chris Hardwick said,
but you know, this character Frain is great. And they
went to commercial and they came back and he called
him Afrain again. His producer has got to go over

(13:59):
him and saying, did you not hear the actors say
that's our job, like you can only do it once
as that persons and say, hey, yeah, my character of Frain.
If you do it more than that, it's almost insulting
back to the person insulting you, right, And I don't
think he maybe he thought the gut. The Spanish guy
who played Fran probably doesn't how to pronounce it. It's
clearly because he said it like four times. But his

(14:21):
someone should hold up a sign. When you're on television,
you hold up a sign that says phonetically, but in
radio we do that if somebody on the show says
something wrong, it's our job. But imagine working for a
guy in any industry who is mad at you for
helping and mad at you for not helping. What do
you do right? Guys? Back to the cookies per second, Yeah,
I just realized something, But you need two of them.

(14:43):
The girls got cookies too, so the girl got shoes
and cookies. So this wasn't even like a consolation process.
I told you that there were cookies for the girls,
and they just broke too many, So we got fifteen
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