60 - Nate's Spray Tan - 6/15/17

Our friend Dina from dkmcosmetics.com came by to give Nate a spray tan, and we talked about some horror stories!

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(01:04):
your podcasts? All right, Well, before we even started this podcast,
Nate was outside in the lobby. He walked into a
bathroom with someone I'm not familiar with, a female, and

(01:26):
I go, huh, that's interesting, and I was curious what
was going on the men's room. No, the un said,
that's what you're worried about, which my first question would be,
why is he walk I've walked girls into the men's
room when either the woman's room was broken and they
asked me to go in and make sure the coast
is clear. Well, the woman's room was so gross they
won't go. That's a great theory I didn't think of.

(01:47):
I just assumed Nate was hooking up with someone in
the bathroom. Well I did get down to my underwear.
I did get naked except for my underwear, and uh,
I came out glowing. So man, it sounds like do
the math, don't Don't I look much healthier now she
happens to be in the studio. Oh high, I'm the

(02:09):
pink elephant in the room. So Sam, I'm guessing this
is your friend, correct, this is our friend because she
gives I pretend I work here and it's actually coming true.
We're slowly trends. So we met Dina gosh what two
years ago, three years ago, three or four years ago?
I spray Carla Marie five years ago, five years ago.

(02:32):
She still has the same tan does she does? That's
how I got into it. It was a problem, and
then as a result, you started doing hair for all
the girls on the show started. Literally it was a
domino effect for our said Carla Marie. Then I did
her hair, Then I had Kathleen dam Bethany. Well did
you daniel You did Danielle. I've done Daniell's makeup. Yeah,

(02:52):
I got everybody. Yeah, and you've done my spray tan
numerous times, which I I've seen Nate pretty close to naked.
I've seen almost the whole show naked. I've done all
this is makeup. Well, let's talk about that. So you've
pretty much have the opportunity to see most of our
show naked. Yes, let's let's play the ranking game now, Okay,
going going from best too not so best. My business

(03:16):
is called kiss and makeup, not kiss and tell You're
at that. Yeah, I know, well, everyone knows what Nate
looks like without a shirt on. Just go on his Instagram.
I don't have to give any information there. Get ready
for this weekend. Everybody everyone's pretty slam and that's what
I can tell you. But but even so, when everyone's
coming in to either get a spray tan or or
tan whatever, or their hair done, is it awkward at

(03:39):
first when you first met Nate for him to take
his clothes off and you listening to him on the
radio and then spraying him with wearing under arm or underwear.
I mean it's it's more weird for men, like for me.
You know how you go to a doctor's office, right
and the nurse just says one to three, even like
someone who works at European Wack Center, they do their

(03:59):
wack because they don't care. I don't care anymore. I'm
totally unfazed by it. It's the people who clam up
and they're like, oh my god, wasn't nervous the first
time he met you? I think, I know what when
guys are nervous. We just talked about other things. We
talked about sports, they talked about what bars I like
to go to so then you say bend over, and
then I tell him to bend over, and I tell
him at any point did Nate say, I can explain

(04:23):
it's cold in here. No, what was that joke we
made before? Was about the woman in the hallway when
he laughing? Just coincidental I took my pants off and
all of a sudden needed in the hallway there. Yeah, yeah,
but you know we were talking about. I asked Tina

(04:46):
if she does men's hair, and she doesn't because she
specializes in women, but she has great recommendations. And I
said that. I went to see my guy. Uh, he
was out of town, so I had to go get
my hair cut by another man. And then I go
back to a usual guy and he flipped the f
out because somebody else touched my hair. Best way to
lose a client. See that's what I'm saying. I just

(05:07):
claimed I was on business and I had to get
my hair cut. I was out of the state the state,
and I said that, but the guy still gave me
massive shade for doing that. I feel like guys are
more you know, they they stay with the same hairdresser
more or less than women. We kind of bounce around
more but we have barbers. Have not all men have barbers.

(05:27):
Some have hairdressers, but they're more loyal. I feel like
to the expert. We don't have hairdressers. Show my guy friends.
All my guy friends haven't going to the same barber
since they were three years old. It's a big deal
really until that guy dies. But you know, especially if
you guys are traveling a lot, you have to go
somewhere else. Carl Muri moved. I don't still tries to

(05:48):
fly in. She comes home when I do her hair,
but she's got to get her hair done in Seattle.
She's got to get his braces hand there. I'm not
mad at her about it. Like, do your thing, girl,
I don't care. But taking what Natua said, Dina, when
you have a client that you haven't seen in a
while and you're like, well you haven't coming on a
regular basis and you notice they've gotten their hair done
by someone else, it totally happens, and you are you offended. No,

(06:11):
I'll tell you why. Especially I'm in Hoboken, right, so
no one's from Hoboken. A lot of girls go back
home and they go to their hair stylist that they've
been too forever. Fine, that happens. I don't care. If
you're a professional, you shouldn't care. If you're a child,
then yeah, you're going to freak out. More importantly, they
went back to us. Obviously it wasn't a great If
I could backtrack for a second, Nate mentioned you had
on under armour underwear right and uh not a not

(06:34):
a sponsor. And so Nate did not get completely naked,
which means you have some tan lines unless he wears
a larger bathing suit than his underwear. But I know
for a fact that at least one of the women
correct me if I'm wrong. Okay, Sam is that's two
then completely naked? Yes, me too, Okay, Okay, all up
in there? So I have a two part questions. All

(06:56):
up in there? Okay, for the record, in my mind,
when you're doing it, it's all up in the most.
So two questions. Number one, Um, do you ever get
even a slight? Like do you get in there? Like? No?
Why do not in there? Because I was told column

(07:20):
told me she bends over and makes everything exact, I
can explain that. Okay, Okay, That's why I'm asking the
first Bretand from the front, you just stand there. For
for a female, we're talking about same with the guy
to man have to have to lift God's professional unily.
I don't have that problem with anyone, but for a woman.
When when a woman turns around right, and you can

(07:40):
we get this from a tanning bed too, sometimes there
is a line and it's like two parentheses, right, so
they get we called the buck crease in the tanning industry.
Well I call it that. So if a woman says
to me, well, I don't want the buck crease, I'm
like okay, and they bend over slightly, there's nothing in
my face, and I just right. It takes care of
what they're worried about and you. But it's some people haven't,

(08:03):
some people don't. It's just a matter of how your
It wasn't weird for it wasn't weird being naked during
that part. What was just chili? It's oh, it's it's like,
but we've been so comfortable with Dina that we will
sit there naked and have conversations with nothing to We've
been doing for so long, and it's like it's a

(08:26):
part two other than Greg t did any of the
men go full naked? I don't. I don't let that happen.
Why smart professionals. I have a story. I had to
kick someone out of my shop once, but I was
years old, I had just opened. I was, you know,
very naive, very watching the business. Yeah, I was like,

(08:49):
you know, I need the business. I have to make
this place successful. So this guy comes in and you know,
right off the bat, when you're when you're like, no
pun intending, yeah, yeah, no, you just feel like a
weird about someone. You know something's wrong. So I spray
tan this guy and I'm like, okay, you're you're done.
I'm going to leave the room now. I leave the
room and he calls me back in and I'm like, yes,

(09:11):
can I help you like your tan? He goes um Um,
I was wondering if you could do something for me,
and I was like bleep, bleep bleep in my head.
I'm like no, no, dude, Like what are you going
to say? Right now? I start sweating. I'm like, yeah,
what what's this guy gonna ask me? He goes um, Well,

(09:32):
like I would tip you really well. But my old
spray tan girl used to just take like a feather
brush and run it all over my body because I
really like the tickling sensation, and I said I I'm
going to leave the room now, and that's really the
end of the story. And he tried to get me

(09:54):
to do it again, but that's the one and only
man that I ever let go it. Did he provide
the no, but he said I will go get one.
I said, number one, he should have his own feather
ready at any moment, right, because you could change your
mind while he's got feather shopping. Secondly, I thought this

(10:15):
was gonna be a sexual thing, like you know, men
get around. This was a fetish thing. This is not
all men. It wasn't like I had a problem because
the penis got in the way or whatever. This was
one specific fetish that is now tainted. Painted do you
this analogy just to say that word? No, not at all.
But if if Nate he was a normal guy, he said, hey, listen,

(10:36):
I'm on the show. You know me, I don't. I
may go to a nude beach in Brazil. I'd like
an all. He's not asking you to tickle him. He
just wants you to spray him. Why would that be
a problem if it's someone I know that well, fine,
because I don't Thanks. Last last question, I know you've
thought of this going into this industry. If you have

(10:58):
to tan a man, does he live? Stop for the
undercarriage tand or issue? Because the way I have people stand,
it's a total non issue. How would a man stand
so first? Or forward? Right? And I get the front
of everything, and then you turn one leg out and
then the other lab out. That's how she and cranny
you walk like an Egyptians. Nat have you done this?

(11:21):
I've never had the spray in my undercarriage, right, I've
never had that area done, but I've done enough spray
tans to know how it's done. Did you get already?
Oh yeah, I was gonna say, you looks I am
wearing tight pants that, which is a no, no, no,
that's not good. This we can They breaks all the rules.

(11:43):
Remember the time I turn on the radio one morning
and I break into a sweat because they're making fun
of Nate playing Oompa loompa over and over. I'm like,
I'm like my career over. He slept on it with
his hand on it. Okay. So, so when you get
a spray tan, if anybody's ever had a spray tan,
you know that you're not supposed to keep it on

(12:05):
for an extended period of time. Well, in my thinking,
I really wanted to look tan for my trip to Russia.
Goes okay, make sure you wash off four hours six
hours max. Yeah, I said, well I kind of want
to look extra tan for an extended period of time.
I'll just sleep with it on, with my hand on,
with my hand on my face. So not only did

(12:26):
I look iridescinely orange, I had a hand in prints
on my left on my left cheeks. Do you send
people with orange skin go to Russia? Maybe some people
who want to investigate that? So Dona like a mistake
that Nate just made. People have made it before where
they get a deep dark tan and they have a
meeting the next day, or they have a family of

(12:48):
you know thing. How do they know? What do you
do to kind of you know, get back to normal? Well,
I told Nate, like, if you want to be tanned
for a really long time, like up to two weeks,
you go darker. Like when I got a spray to in,
I tell my girl, make me really dark. I know
I'm going to look a little silly day one after that,
it's after a day or two, it looks amazing and
it lasts a long time if you get sprayed for

(13:09):
the next day or for two days later. I don't
spray a person that dark because they need it for
that time. So I tell people and they come in like, Okay,
what are we spraying for? And how dark? So that's it.
But if you needed to be back down to normal,
like you're kind of you're kind of screwed unless you
scrubb the whole thing off. But he said it looked
great after after three days back from vacation, after after

(13:31):
my career was killed. That was all my fault. That
was all my fault. It was really funny and Dina,
I've had spray emergencies where I like, are you freaked
out that one? I put my clothes on a little
too soon, I think or something and like I had
like a splotch. She came to my house and it
put me in the bathtub and sprayed in that area

(13:52):
to make it right, I drove. I was like, how
did you go to Daniel's house change my day? One time?
The one time I went spray tanning, I was working
promotions at the radio station UM and I at the
radio stations was in the Puerto Rican day parade. I
was going on vacation the next day, so I got
it in the morning that day. It was hundred degrees.

(14:14):
So as I'm walking in the parade with the Z
one hundred float, I start melting, literally dripping like it
was running. That happens. Oh yeah. I've had girls come
in there like I'm going to go to the gym now,
and I go, no, you're not. She was like, I'm
just why, Like you're gonna you can't. So when you

(14:35):
have a fresh spray tann on, there's a like a
setting period. Right once you shower, You're good. You're fine.
Once you shower, no problem. Before you shower, you could
mess it up. I mean, remember the pictures of Christina
a Hilera, and it looks like she pee down her
leg and you see a spray tan streak. It was
pe on top of the spray tan. I'm peace, sweat tears, whatever,

(14:56):
salt right, it's gonna pull that spray tan right off.
I've even had great to uh contact solution run down
my arm and I've had stripes. I'm like, you have
to be careful before you show the only one else
pick up on the fact that Garrett felt the need
to tan himself before he went to the porter. Touch

(15:16):
that joke, Well, we only have like forty five seconds left,
So Dina, please tell us how to get in touch
with you because I know people are going to want
to look as fabulous as me. Yeah, I'm the unofficial
official beauty group. I say we give her official status
a favorite side? Where can we hit you up on
your website, Instagram, Instagram at d k M Cosmetics v

(15:37):
k M Cosmetics on Instagram and you're coming over later
to dine my hair and Sam's Yeah, I'll tell you
tomorrow when you talk about a cliffhanger. Thank you, everybody,
thank you. Yeah. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show m