June 7, 2017 • 16 mins
Brody thinks Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face' has a dirty word in it!??!
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(01:05):
about on your on your podcasts show? It feels like
it's like two o'clock in the afternoon. I got the
hollow in before you spoke. It's uh when we were
recording this, but obviously we usually do this about ten
(01:26):
fifteen and shout out to all the people that were
texting during the time we normally do the podcast, like
at New Eurekan and why and you Yurekan anyway, Well
we're all like because they're like, oh, that's so funny
and can I get on the pod and add questions?
But it was we didn't take the normal time. Yeah,
and some people are already wondering why did it take
so long to post today. Well, because we had an
interview that we were recording, one of the best interviews
(01:48):
we've done in a long time. But anyway, you'll hear
it later in the week. Yeah. Anyway, we're here now.
We're happy. You know. I was talking the other day
about um being in an uber. Yeah that was weird.
But by the ways. I just been most of my
paycheck in in Uber's and maybe it's pure laziness, but
I really have to cut my spending in that in
that department because I'm I don't know, I'm just because
(02:09):
it's become so convenient to me to just jump and
put Yeah, something awful happened. I well, I thought it
was awful because I'm like, this is a reflection of
who I am. I was about to get into the car,
and out of the corner of my eye I could
see as I'm about to open the door that the
driver had the hip hop station on, and we touched
(02:30):
on this on the other the other the day. All
of a sudden, I opened the door and I'm looking
and the guy switches it immediately, as if as if
he was trying to pretend like he had it on
the whole time. He put on the light station easy listening.
I was like, he saw me, he saw who's the
who the customer was, and and I was musically profiled.
He he changed the channel to the light station from
(02:52):
the hip hop station, and I didn't have the heart
to tell him that I want the hip hop station
on and it's you. You. You should have said something
I didn't because that would have been that would have
been one of those awkward moments. And he saw you
and said dentist office. So I sat there, lets thing
to hollow notes and adele, that's exactly what it was on.
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Even if you attempted to go, hey, man, you can
put that back on, he would have took it as hey,
he's trying to be as thank you, Garrett. And I
was thinking like, oh, this guy's trying to play kate me,
like he's trying to pretend like he's into the music
that I'm into. That means whenever you go somewhere people
probably profile you. What were you wearing? Remember I was
(03:34):
wearing pretty much what I'm wearing right now. It's I
was wearing like a button down like pink, a pink
polo shirt. But but even so, let's just say you're
getting it was a polo shirt. I had just a
light like hoodie jacket on and jeans and sneakers. But
that does not constitute light music. Does that? Does that scream?
Put on the lights? It doesn't scream hip hop? Well
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what does it scream? Screams? Went exactly? He put on
the right at time. Keep in mind Also there's a
dynamic going on. The uber driver wants to please you
as much as possible because we've got jumping in one
of these cars. Usually there's some candies there for you
or a bottled water, and they offer you stuff because
sometimes they'll even get out of the car and open
the door for you because they want a high rating.
They want those fives. The man made a very weird
(04:17):
comment that I've never gone to the uber car again. Okay,
now we do the lift car, all right, But there
was the driver. It wasn't the company, but it was
trying to get he was trying to please me. It's
a safe bag going with the like. Okay, if you
asked me this question two days ago, I would have
said he was trying to create an ambiance in the
car that was maybe less controversial, maybe you know, like
maybe more more like down the road. But I got
(04:40):
profiled the same way. Last night. You know, we have
the I Heart Radio Theater by sponsored by PC richards
On theater downstairs right and I too. I took my daughter,
my oldest daughter. He caged the elephant and uh, they're
a great alt rock band, kind of folk rock band,
really good and we were we were waiting by the door.
There was a line to get in, and we were
(05:00):
on the line near the entrance Star building. Now everyone
online is my daughter's age, she's sixteen, or a lot
of twenty year olds, eighteen year olds, fifteen sixteen, young
crowd and then me right, well listen, so um, yes, scary,
you've got profiles. So a crowd of people walks into
our building because we're right by the entrance where the
(05:21):
theater is, and it's a bunch of like big people,
like bodyguards. And then a guy about six ft tall.
He was black man with with thick dreadlocks or big hair,
and I and I and so they're all like, who's that?
Who is that? And I knewho it was because I'm
in the biz, you know. And when I say the business,
of course, when I say them in the business, of course,
(05:43):
I mean in the industry. And it's two chains. So
I say, so, I say it's two chains, and the
girl online behind me said looks at me and goes, no, really,
who is that? And she's asking the other girl next
to her, who looks like she's her age, and girls like,
I don't know, I don't know. Maybe it's a rapper.
I go, it's two chains. How do you know it's
too chains? Because it's two chains? And she looks at
me like, how would I know it's two chains? How
(06:04):
would you write? Like yeah, like like okay, you probably
think all like she looked at me like you probably
think all rappers are two chains. Never mind the fact
he had was wearing two chains, but he she not, Really,
what makes you say that's two chains? I got, well,
number one it's two chains, and number two changes right,
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and so I got I definitely got profiled as the
who's the dad? Online? How does he know? Too? Changes?
You had to change the Elephant show? How you just
so I had the same thing going on? Hip hop artist?
How would I know that's two chains? Because I work
and I worked down the hall from the station he's
going to. I listen to hip hop, and I work
at the biggest radio station in America here in New
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York and on the biggest morning show in the country.
So too chains. If you didn't work here, you probably
wouldn't know who to change what I do, and I
do a lot of my friends they don't. I mean,
songs will come on if we're out at a bar
or wherever we are out in public, Like an artist
will come on, like you know, like Alessia Kara or
z or you know, Selena Gomez Boom, I'll know the
(07:12):
song right away and they're like, who is this? What
is this? My friends? Like, I feel like their musical
taste like ended like ten fifteen years ago. Do you
remember when poker Face first came out with Lady Gaga
and there's a partner song where she says, put poker facebook,
put poker face. Yes, that was released like a month
after the original version of the song. There's a dirty
version of the song where she she slipped it in
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and nobody realized it, and a lot of radio stations
played it where she says put poker face, put her
face and nobody realized it. We called it, We called
the record label, and they sent us a remix claim
they didn't know anything, right. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
bar mitzvah, you know, and um, I hear the song
start and they play the dirty version. So I walk
(07:54):
up to the DJ privately and I said, listen, m
you know, um, you're playing the dirty version of poker Face.
And he looks at me like I'm some dad at
the party and he says, okay, man, it's like I
go listen, you're playing the dirty version. He goes, I
got the uncensored version right here. It's like top hits seven.
It's and it says right there, clean version radio edit.
(08:15):
I said, go to one. I think it's one six
and one thirty six in the song whatever it was
I remember at the time. Go to one six in
the song. Hees, yeah, alright, guy, all right, yeah nine.
He puts his headphones on and he's listening. He's like
he's making the face like huh yeah, uh oh shit.
I'm so sorry. I'll dude, I'm so sorry. He goes,
I don't know how I missed that. I said, well,
(08:35):
you didn't take my word for it. I said, I
work at the radio, you know. Give him my card
and I said, I'm I kind of know it's the
dirty version, but he didn't want to believe. Looked at
me like some day at a party. Okay, guy, it
says clean version. Meanwhile, all these little kids are here
in face Oh my gosh, it is pretty hidden though,
like you really gotta have any ear. Okay, everyone listened
to this podcast, Go watch the video. On YouTube original
(08:56):
video and when you get to like one twenty and
she's like poker face but her face, and listen, you'll
never not hear it again that you didn't want to
hear that. Pull it off, cheeseball. We don't have it
because you called all the you call the record label
and you made him Changeline too. Yeah, it wasn't me,
(09:18):
but we did all that was hard until we all
heard it to go on the video. The original video
is the original version. And then she was in a
concert in Los Angeles where she's like, you guys know
this song. There may have been an original version where
I may have gotten away with something. Yeah, she didn't
exactly where I may have gotten away with something, and
I was clapping it shs you guys who know what
it is? No what it is? It'll be all little secret.
(09:40):
But she knew interesting. You know the poker face, that's
what it means, poke her face, right, poker face with
a penis what list didn't make the cut for the time,
don't we talking about cord? Yeah? Okay, you know, speaking
of you know people that I thought are going speaking
(10:00):
of this weekend, speaking of poker face, the lyrics, I'm
gonna look a movie. But if you think about it,
a lot of these people, you know that that profile
you for, you know, looking like a dad, right, same
exact thing with they people know that we work at
a radio station, but they ask these sine questions, right,
(10:24):
didn't Oh I've gotten you know you work on you
know Greg ting right or those I'll say, we're I'm
one of the executi producers of the morning show. So
you've met Elvis, right, I stand next to him. Hey,
did you know that it's not about poking your face
in the penis? No, it's not an urban dictionary. It's
about her face. If you read read the lyrics, she
(10:47):
talks about how she basically wants to play this guy.
She really likes him, but she wants to play him
so he can't read the fact that she really likes him.
The poker is about playing cards ly in the game
of life. He wrote the song just so she could say,
poker face. Ok this is what makes better right now,
let's just go with it, everybody, please on, Okay, So
(11:11):
what's what's scared of your referencing? Is the people a
text message and go did you know Prince died? Yeah?
We know, we work at a radio station. You know,
That's what I was talking about. Hey, you know that
she's got a new song out, like, that's why she's
in speed. We don't have the same CNN and the
USA Today alerts that they have, but we do, and
we're kind of we we kind of have screens going
(11:32):
and you know, if it's breaking news, please tell us.
But here's the thing. They think, like, we need to
get on it now. And the problem is is, you know,
we may have already talked about it, or we may
be talking about it coming up. That's right. We Unfortunately
you're not listening the entire four hours, and we can't,
you know, constantly just stay my favorite in a four
hour show ago, you know such and such happened. I
(11:55):
can't believe you haven't even mentioned it once. Well you've
been listening twenty minutes, but we mentioned if four times before.
We do our best too. If something big happens yesterday,
we know it and don't text us to tell us
that the new Miley Cyrus song dropped at midnight when
we're playing it at the top of every time she's
in studios. But if something, but if something, they will
(12:17):
now if something major happens and you like, sort right
away on Twitter or please feel free to because we're
doing the show. We may not have That's fine as
when something happens like right away, but like if it's
something that's obvious, like breaking news from last night, I
think we should know about that. There now, I'm just saying,
you know, okay, people want to help. It's nice, they
want to know. It's cool too that profiling the listeners,
(12:38):
just like you were profiled when getting into an uber. Okay,
what do you his face? Like? This setup for what
I have is too long. It'll be tomorrow. I teased
it yesterday. I have a restaurant gripe I always do.
This is about being a family of five, which you know,
(13:01):
when you go to Musing Parks you're going to roller coaster.
I sit alone because the other four incase when you're five,
it's an odd number. You sit two, two and one,
and so when you go to restaurants you can't get
a table for four. It's a big process. But there's
a thing that I have a pet peeve about, and
I know listeners will agree with me, which is why
I'm bringing out. I love the people agree with me.
Go Brodie was so right about Ketchup. I'm always right
(13:23):
about ketch Up. I love Ketchup. So I have a
thing for tomorrow, ready to go for Thursday's podcast. And
Danielle family of four may not understand. Garrett family of
three will absolutely understand. Scary goes to restaurants alone. He
wanted what I'm talking about, he says at the bar.
He says at the bar, at the counter, Yeah, he can.
(13:43):
So we blow a little lit. We've blown the lid
off of restaurant etiquette yesterday with Ketchup refilling and and
today we blew the loud off Lady gagaan Pokers. I
will say one thing though. A couple of weeks ago,
I felt really bad because I came onto this podcast
and I mentioned that I was upset that I couldn't
get it to go h lid at a restaurant from
(14:07):
my pork Chop because because they said that that the
lids were you know, in a flood or something. Lids
burned away like two weeks ago, and you and you
tore up the restaurant. I never mentioned the restaurant, but
I was told that the restaurant got a phone call
from one of our listeners. And they had a staff
meeting as a result of Yes, that episode, and that
(14:30):
they on customer service and hospitality, and they had a
retraining session. I really hope that the woman did not
get fired, but you can't fire she doesn't have to.
And now I feel bad that they had to have
an intervention. Manager's fault, manager's fault. Go get to go
containers from the restaurant across the street. We had a problem.
I was completely Everyone said that I was in the
(14:51):
right on that right. I mean, yes, you had you
had three quarters of a pok chop. They should have
something you to put it in. Yeah, and go buy
the roll of aluminum flier and they couldn't give me
anything to go. But but the thing is, I comp
mean about it. I used this public forum to bitch
about bad customer service, and then they had the intervention meeting,
And now I feel like kind of a dick. And
you know what, next time, don't say anything, then suck
it up and let your pork chop go in the
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How would that go in your family? Would you let
it go? Let me know, I'd go back to the
free more for free food next time I went, So
I shouldn't feel guilty about the fact they had a
staff meeting about basically, here's what you did. You made
a better restaurant experience for the next people and eat that.
That is true. They fixed it. So he feels bad,
Let him feel better. Hopefully nobody got fired, and it's
just hopefully. If they still don't have to go containers,
(15:33):
I will go there tonight. Love free food. Like the
time that that that the security guard got fired for sleeping,
that couple of Oh this podcast got somebody fired. No,
but let me tell you, I went home hysterically crying,
Oh please. I felt so bad. He was sleeping on
the job and I didn't. I said it as a
joke on the air, and he wanted getting fired, you know.
(15:53):
I thought they had to wake him up to fire
and I felt so bad. I'm the fifteen minute morning
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(01:05):
about on your on your podcasts show? It feels like
it's like two o'clock in the afternoon. I got the
hollow in before you spoke. It's uh when we were
recording this, but obviously we usually do this about ten
(01:26):
fifteen and shout out to all the people that were
texting during the time we normally do the podcast, like
at New Eurekan and why and you Yurekan anyway, Well
we're all like because they're like, oh, that's so funny
and can I get on the pod and add questions?
But it was we didn't take the normal time. Yeah,
and some people are already wondering why did it take
so long to post today. Well, because we had an
interview that we were recording, one of the best interviews
(01:48):
we've done in a long time. But anyway, you'll hear
it later in the week. Yeah. Anyway, we're here now.
We're happy. You know. I was talking the other day
about um being in an uber. Yeah that was weird.
But by the ways. I just been most of my
paycheck in in Uber's and maybe it's pure laziness, but
I really have to cut my spending in that in
that department because I'm I don't know, I'm just because
(02:09):
it's become so convenient to me to just jump and
put Yeah, something awful happened. I well, I thought it
was awful because I'm like, this is a reflection of
who I am. I was about to get into the car,
and out of the corner of my eye I could
see as I'm about to open the door that the
driver had the hip hop station on, and we touched
(02:30):
on this on the other the other the day. All
of a sudden, I opened the door and I'm looking
and the guy switches it immediately, as if as if
he was trying to pretend like he had it on
the whole time. He put on the light station easy listening.
I was like, he saw me, he saw who's the
who the customer was, and and I was musically profiled.
He he changed the channel to the light station from
(02:52):
the hip hop station, and I didn't have the heart
to tell him that I want the hip hop station
on and it's you. You. You should have said something
I didn't because that would have been that would have
been one of those awkward moments. And he saw you
and said dentist office. So I sat there, lets thing
to hollow notes and adele, that's exactly what it was on.
(03:13):
Even if you attempted to go, hey, man, you can
put that back on, he would have took it as hey,
he's trying to be as thank you, Garrett. And I
was thinking like, oh, this guy's trying to play kate me,
like he's trying to pretend like he's into the music
that I'm into. That means whenever you go somewhere people
probably profile you. What were you wearing? Remember I was
(03:34):
wearing pretty much what I'm wearing right now. It's I
was wearing like a button down like pink, a pink
polo shirt. But but even so, let's just say you're
getting it was a polo shirt. I had just a
light like hoodie jacket on and jeans and sneakers. But
that does not constitute light music. Does that? Does that scream?
Put on the lights? It doesn't scream hip hop? Well
(03:56):
what does it scream? Screams? Went exactly? He put on
the right at time. Keep in mind Also there's a
dynamic going on. The uber driver wants to please you
as much as possible because we've got jumping in one
of these cars. Usually there's some candies there for you
or a bottled water, and they offer you stuff because
sometimes they'll even get out of the car and open
the door for you because they want a high rating.
They want those fives. The man made a very weird
(04:17):
comment that I've never gone to the uber car again. Okay,
now we do the lift car, all right, But there
was the driver. It wasn't the company, but it was
trying to get he was trying to please me. It's
a safe bag going with the like. Okay, if you
asked me this question two days ago, I would have
said he was trying to create an ambiance in the
car that was maybe less controversial, maybe you know, like
maybe more more like down the road. But I got
(04:40):
profiled the same way. Last night. You know, we have
the I Heart Radio Theater by sponsored by PC richards
On theater downstairs right and I too. I took my daughter,
my oldest daughter. He caged the elephant and uh, they're
a great alt rock band, kind of folk rock band,
really good and we were we were waiting by the door.
There was a line to get in, and we were
(05:00):
on the line near the entrance Star building. Now everyone
online is my daughter's age, she's sixteen, or a lot
of twenty year olds, eighteen year olds, fifteen sixteen, young
crowd and then me right, well listen, so um, yes, scary,
you've got profiles. So a crowd of people walks into
our building because we're right by the entrance where the
(05:21):
theater is, and it's a bunch of like big people,
like bodyguards. And then a guy about six ft tall.
He was black man with with thick dreadlocks or big hair,
and I and I and so they're all like, who's that?
Who is that? And I knewho it was because I'm
in the biz, you know. And when I say the business,
of course, when I say them in the business, of course,
(05:43):
I mean in the industry. And it's two chains. So
I say, so, I say it's two chains, and the
girl online behind me said looks at me and goes, no, really,
who is that? And she's asking the other girl next
to her, who looks like she's her age, and girls like,
I don't know, I don't know. Maybe it's a rapper.
I go, it's two chains. How do you know it's
too chains? Because it's two chains? And she looks at
me like, how would I know it's two chains? How
(06:04):
would you write? Like yeah, like like okay, you probably
think all like she looked at me like you probably
think all rappers are two chains. Never mind the fact
he had was wearing two chains, but he she not, Really,
what makes you say that's two chains? I got, well,
number one it's two chains, and number two changes right,
(06:26):
and so I got I definitely got profiled as the
who's the dad? Online? How does he know? Too? Changes?
You had to change the Elephant show? How you just
so I had the same thing going on? Hip hop artist?
How would I know that's two chains? Because I work
and I worked down the hall from the station he's
going to. I listen to hip hop, and I work
at the biggest radio station in America here in New
(06:49):
York and on the biggest morning show in the country.
So too chains. If you didn't work here, you probably
wouldn't know who to change what I do, and I
do a lot of my friends they don't. I mean,
songs will come on if we're out at a bar
or wherever we are out in public, Like an artist
will come on, like you know, like Alessia Kara or
z or you know, Selena Gomez Boom, I'll know the
(07:12):
song right away and they're like, who is this? What
is this? My friends? Like, I feel like their musical
taste like ended like ten fifteen years ago. Do you
remember when poker Face first came out with Lady Gaga
and there's a partner song where she says, put poker facebook,
put poker face. Yes, that was released like a month
after the original version of the song. There's a dirty
version of the song where she she slipped it in
(07:33):
and nobody realized it, and a lot of radio stations
played it where she says put poker face, put her
face and nobody realized it. We called it, We called
the record label, and they sent us a remix claim
they didn't know anything, right. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
bar mitzvah, you know, and um, I hear the song
start and they play the dirty version. So I walk
(07:54):
up to the DJ privately and I said, listen, m
you know, um, you're playing the dirty version of poker Face.
And he looks at me like I'm some dad at
the party and he says, okay, man, it's like I
go listen, you're playing the dirty version. He goes, I
got the uncensored version right here. It's like top hits seven.
It's and it says right there, clean version radio edit.
(08:15):
I said, go to one. I think it's one six
and one thirty six in the song whatever it was
I remember at the time. Go to one six in
the song. Hees, yeah, alright, guy, all right, yeah nine.
He puts his headphones on and he's listening. He's like
he's making the face like huh yeah, uh oh shit.
I'm so sorry. I'll dude, I'm so sorry. He goes,
I don't know how I missed that. I said, well,
(08:35):
you didn't take my word for it. I said, I
work at the radio, you know. Give him my card
and I said, I'm I kind of know it's the
dirty version, but he didn't want to believe. Looked at
me like some day at a party. Okay, guy, it
says clean version. Meanwhile, all these little kids are here
in face Oh my gosh, it is pretty hidden though,
like you really gotta have any ear. Okay, everyone listened
to this podcast, Go watch the video. On YouTube original
(08:56):
video and when you get to like one twenty and
she's like poker face but her face, and listen, you'll
never not hear it again that you didn't want to
hear that. Pull it off, cheeseball. We don't have it
because you called all the you call the record label
and you made him Changeline too. Yeah, it wasn't me,
(09:18):
but we did all that was hard until we all
heard it to go on the video. The original video
is the original version. And then she was in a
concert in Los Angeles where she's like, you guys know
this song. There may have been an original version where
I may have gotten away with something. Yeah, she didn't
exactly where I may have gotten away with something, and
I was clapping it shs you guys who know what
it is? No what it is? It'll be all little secret.
(09:40):
But she knew interesting. You know the poker face, that's
what it means, poke her face, right, poker face with
a penis what list didn't make the cut for the time,
don't we talking about cord? Yeah? Okay, you know, speaking
of you know people that I thought are going speaking
(10:00):
of this weekend, speaking of poker face, the lyrics, I'm
gonna look a movie. But if you think about it,
a lot of these people, you know that that profile
you for, you know, looking like a dad, right, same
exact thing with they people know that we work at
a radio station, but they ask these sine questions, right,
(10:24):
didn't Oh I've gotten you know you work on you
know Greg ting right or those I'll say, we're I'm
one of the executi producers of the morning show. So
you've met Elvis, right, I stand next to him. Hey,
did you know that it's not about poking your face
in the penis? No, it's not an urban dictionary. It's
about her face. If you read read the lyrics, she
(10:47):
talks about how she basically wants to play this guy.
She really likes him, but she wants to play him
so he can't read the fact that she really likes him.
The poker is about playing cards ly in the game
of life. He wrote the song just so she could say,
poker face. Ok this is what makes better right now,
let's just go with it, everybody, please on, Okay, So
(11:11):
what's what's scared of your referencing? Is the people a
text message and go did you know Prince died? Yeah?
We know, we work at a radio station. You know,
That's what I was talking about. Hey, you know that
she's got a new song out, like, that's why she's
in speed. We don't have the same CNN and the
USA Today alerts that they have, but we do, and
we're kind of we we kind of have screens going
(11:32):
and you know, if it's breaking news, please tell us.
But here's the thing. They think, like, we need to
get on it now. And the problem is is, you know,
we may have already talked about it, or we may
be talking about it coming up. That's right. We Unfortunately
you're not listening the entire four hours, and we can't,
you know, constantly just stay my favorite in a four
hour show ago, you know such and such happened. I
(11:55):
can't believe you haven't even mentioned it once. Well you've
been listening twenty minutes, but we mentioned if four times before.
We do our best too. If something big happens yesterday,
we know it and don't text us to tell us
that the new Miley Cyrus song dropped at midnight when
we're playing it at the top of every time she's
in studios. But if something, but if something, they will
(12:17):
now if something major happens and you like, sort right
away on Twitter or please feel free to because we're
doing the show. We may not have That's fine as
when something happens like right away, but like if it's
something that's obvious, like breaking news from last night, I
think we should know about that. There now, I'm just saying,
you know, okay, people want to help. It's nice, they
want to know. It's cool too that profiling the listeners,
(12:38):
just like you were profiled when getting into an uber. Okay,
what do you his face? Like? This setup for what
I have is too long. It'll be tomorrow. I teased
it yesterday. I have a restaurant gripe I always do.
This is about being a family of five, which you know,
(13:01):
when you go to Musing Parks you're going to roller coaster.
I sit alone because the other four incase when you're five,
it's an odd number. You sit two, two and one,
and so when you go to restaurants you can't get
a table for four. It's a big process. But there's
a thing that I have a pet peeve about, and
I know listeners will agree with me, which is why
I'm bringing out. I love the people agree with me.
Go Brodie was so right about Ketchup. I'm always right
(13:23):
about ketch Up. I love Ketchup. So I have a
thing for tomorrow, ready to go for Thursday's podcast. And
Danielle family of four may not understand. Garrett family of
three will absolutely understand. Scary goes to restaurants alone. He
wanted what I'm talking about, he says at the bar.
He says at the bar, at the counter, Yeah, he can.
(13:43):
So we blow a little lit. We've blown the lid
off of restaurant etiquette yesterday with Ketchup refilling and and
today we blew the loud off Lady gagaan Pokers. I
will say one thing though. A couple of weeks ago,
I felt really bad because I came onto this podcast
and I mentioned that I was upset that I couldn't
get it to go h lid at a restaurant from
(14:07):
my pork Chop because because they said that that the
lids were you know, in a flood or something. Lids
burned away like two weeks ago, and you and you
tore up the restaurant. I never mentioned the restaurant, but
I was told that the restaurant got a phone call
from one of our listeners. And they had a staff
meeting as a result of Yes, that episode, and that
(14:30):
they on customer service and hospitality, and they had a
retraining session. I really hope that the woman did not
get fired, but you can't fire she doesn't have to.
And now I feel bad that they had to have
an intervention. Manager's fault, manager's fault. Go get to go
containers from the restaurant across the street. We had a problem.
I was completely Everyone said that I was in the
(14:51):
right on that right. I mean, yes, you had you
had three quarters of a pok chop. They should have
something you to put it in. Yeah, and go buy
the roll of aluminum flier and they couldn't give me
anything to go. But but the thing is, I comp
mean about it. I used this public forum to bitch
about bad customer service, and then they had the intervention meeting,
And now I feel like kind of a dick. And
you know what, next time, don't say anything, then suck
it up and let your pork chop go in the
(15:12):
How would that go in your family? Would you let
it go? Let me know, I'd go back to the
free more for free food next time I went, So
I shouldn't feel guilty about the fact they had a
staff meeting about basically, here's what you did. You made
a better restaurant experience for the next people and eat that.
That is true. They fixed it. So he feels bad,
Let him feel better. Hopefully nobody got fired, and it's
just hopefully. If they still don't have to go containers,
(15:33):
I will go there tonight. Love free food. Like the
time that that that the security guard got fired for sleeping,
that couple of Oh this podcast got somebody fired. No,
but let me tell you, I went home hysterically crying,
Oh please. I felt so bad. He was sleeping on
the job and I didn't. I said it as a
joke on the air, and he wanted getting fired, you know.
(15:53):
I thought they had to wake him up to fire
and I felt so bad. I'm the fifteen minute morning
show
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