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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents show still that banana was on the floor. I
would't the banana was in a paper bag on the
floor though, Yes, but it did appeal like It's not
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like the banana was out of the peel. Now I'm
with Danielle, you know, off the floor, you know, would
be kind of cool actually work with Mustafa in his
doughnut cart. It would not be cooling the fifteen minute
morning show to be for somebody to be downstairs working
in his cart, to see what it's like to like
handle the money and work it all. Thank you. It's
a small little cart, you know. Could you imagine standing
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in that cart every single day? No, I mean talking
about a breakfast and lunch food cart that hangs out
outside the radio station and people walk by and they
just go up to it and on a coffee and
don't make see. Okay, think about this guy. This guy
gets up at twelve thirty, right, and then he goes am.
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Then he goes to get the cart. He's got to
load it all up and he's gotta put it on
the back of his hitch of his van and then
drive it to this location. In every single bit of weather,
whether it's zero degrees minus twenty, whether it's a d
any preps at home, like he boils the eggs and
all that stuff, and he's gonna stand inside this lunch cart,
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which is no bigger than what pen feet, not even
eight feet by four, and he's always happy. Honest down,
I'm gonna I'm gonna ask a question my mother asked
of me many years ago when we used to go
to the street vendors or whatever. Where do they wash
their hands? Where do they go to the bathroom? Yeah,
he goes in Starbucks. Yeah, okay, but before Starbucks open,
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because Starbucks, over a couple of years, there's nothing around
here that you can go into and go to the bathroom.
He has to go in the van Peter Bucket. He's
got money. He's got money. He's a food out you
can't leave for too long. Nobody has a sink in there.
Maybe he's got a peanut buck a little thinking thing,
and he's got a little um he's got he's got, honestly, Starbucks.
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But and he washes his hands a lot in Starbucks.
Because he does things in Starbucks. You say you think
he was, But the guys that park my car. They
don't have a bathroom. Have you noticed that they do? So? No,
they don't. They go they go in the corner. Everyone,
they go in the corner. That's where they go. Yeah,
that's an outdoor a lot, yeah, a lot. It's a
little tiny hut. There's nothing. They call our parking people.
They have bathrooms all. Let somebody if you have a
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job that you can't go to the bathroom and wash
your hands, that's a bad job. Go on, maybe like
tomorrow or Monday, somebody go downstairs and work in mustaf car.
Who would that somebody be suggestion I would do? He
was a guy. Everyone, So either tomorrow or Monday, and
then you can tell us where you wash your hands
and I will go and work with Mustafa during your
fifteen minute morning show ask him and you guys can well,
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I'll call and let you know what it's like. There's
a couple of people online still they're just getting coffee
and takers go to the bathrooms. You're right, they got
a radio to somebody shut down if they have the
easy pass what they had for lunch, you know, that's sure,
though they do have to shut down. Their lane makes
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per year. Well, here's the thing about must Honestly, he
has a couple of things going on, so the coffee
card is not the only thing he does. He's got
out a little business, he's got something a blank ring,
he's got a ring going. He is very wealthy because yes,
because I he gives away so much free stuff that
there's no way this guy is making ends meet if
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he doesn't have other things going. So he don't forget.
Don't forget the food costs on what he's given out.
You're a two dollar muffin. He gives me a muffin.
Listen to me when I'm leaving at the end of
the day, and if he's packing up to go home,
because then the hot dog guy comes in. He no,
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he doesn't. He can sell it, gets a credit. He
can get a credit for what he doesn't use from
the store. You know, sometimes that hot dog guy and
know who you're talking about, That guy comes in a
little too early. Sometimes he moves in on his turf inspiration.
There is can I finish my thought? Yeah, he will
give me a bag filled with muffins and doughnuts and bagels,
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take the home to the No, but he can get
he told me he can get a credit. No, I
know his wife and everything. He doesn't give it to
the guys. I know, but he but he only gives
it to women. Now he doesn't. I've seen him give
free eggs and bananas two guys before. I will stand
in the car. I'm gonna find out. I'll watch his moves.
He is such a sweet guy. He's just a nice person.
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I'm not saying he's not a nice person. But can
you make a fortune selling hot dogs or doughnuts out
of a coffee car? Can you actually do that? I
want to know else. I think if you if you
start buying multiple hot dog carts, if you save up
from the money from the first one by a second one,
then you pay a kid to run the second one,
you get like ten across the city you need ten,
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you can make some money. I'm saying, how come we don't.
Nobody knows the research on how much money they make. Look,
if you're selling hot dogs, you know, like one of
the dirty water hot dogs, and you're standing out there
and you're selling them. There was this lady that I
used to drive to to go get her hot dogs.
There's a regular hot dog even though the store and
go buy one but I would go to her because
there was something that there's a feeling about buying a
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dirty water hot dog. And then I hate saying dirty
water hot dog, but they taste so good. They're not
supposed to be dirty water, and they're not supposed to be.
There was so good, but there was. It's not it's
not dirty water. It's actually the juice from the hot
dog that gets in the water that makes it look brown.
So they call it dirty water hot dogs. Well, this
guys not dirty and well you don't like a New
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York City corner. She's right. There's one guy used to
go to. This guy claims that he sent his daughter
to Coldgate College and he pay her whole intuition on
this on this hot dog cart. It's possible if they
spend a lot of money. Look, if you sell two
hundred hot dogs in a day, you're making maybe you're
making a hundred and fifty dollar profits. I don't know
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what I did the math. I just didn't wait. Bro,
you don't have to pay for the rent of the space.
You do you got to pass. You don't rent the space,
you pay a permit for the city. I'm just saying
your your gross might be one fifty a day and
then you have to pay. So maybe you clear a
hundred a day on listen, that's five hundred dollars. That's
twenty five thousand dollars a week tax free if you're
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not claiming it, if you all client listen, it could
be extra money. People have second jobs. Maybe another guy
comes over, takes the cart. And I'm saying money to
get a license to even for the right to sell everything,
course money, everything, course money. I'm just saying you, could
you save money? Could you save a hundred dollars a week?
What does that comes to? So if you make a
hundred bucks a day, five days a week, the five
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week dollars if you work five days a week a month, No,
how was your math a year a year in cash
fifty weeks times five college on that you have to
pay tax. But maybe not on all of it. I'm
not counting other people's money. I want to I want
to figure this out. Man. Hot dog carts because they
were the money. I mean, that's that's the gig for you.
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Start next week, right, I mean a coffee cart with
a hot dogs and and and don't not say got it?
Gregg to the Frank boy there, man, I wonder I
right that quick? Why we hold on? Why have we
never called him that in all these years? I didn't
come up in conversation. Well, I think either so either
tomorrow because I'm an allogy shot today or tomorrow. So
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one of those. Well I can't do it. I really
want to do this allergic to hard work. No, no,
I swear my uncle would tell you that I am.
But I'm telling you the truth. Just can get the
hell out here earlier. Look, either money, I don't see
my psychologist. What ye anergy? I gotta go to the
technis shot right, never go. I never leave really for ship.
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You know you left at seventh thirty on Friday. Atis
year was okay, What was the last time you booked
a flight on a Friday that you didn't have to
leave early? Then you said, I'll take the tool Closs flight.
So the record Atlantis was a business trip. Yes, but
every time you go to Chicago when your boys have radio,
you you left early to go to Lantis. You could
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have taken the noon flight. I asked to and they
said no. The Grand Wizard of I Heart Radio called
don't take the later flaw They booked me, I didn't
even book my ship. Please tell you. I know it
seems like, oh, he just does it on Fridays. But
here's my reason. It's suspect do it on a Wednesday. Okay,
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here's my reason. And you guys are gonna they're gonna say,
oh my god, he's right on a Tuesday. Listen, hold on.
Before you give your explanation, you walk out of here singing,
I don't have to be meet till Monday. Listen, none
of you have to go through the ship that I've
been through. Please my mind is why he has an
allergic reaction to the to the couldn't you have a
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reaction to the shot? Yeah? Well no, that's why you
have to sit there for half an hour after my dermatologist.
The reason why I get my shots on Fridays or
Thursdays and I have to And it's this and this
is and you guys are talking to vouch. How many
meetings do you guys have? And for really you do
Mondays through Thursday. There's no time you can't leave. You
try not to book any Friday, but on Friday, no
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meaning do you have come on behind? There's a lot
of things going on. Just tell them that you're not
available on Monday and go get your shots on Monday.
It's a big day Monday. I always why don't you
have like shot day where you just line up the show?
I tell the salespeople can't do it on Wednesday Wednesday Day.
But every day you leave early? I agree? When do
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I leave? We do? What are you talking about leaving
early today? Talking about? Please? You're going down? Don't don't
don't get start shots, don't take day it's a Friday,
because it's just there's nothing to do during the week.
You have to I mean, there's nothing nothing, you know
what I'm talking about that I'm just saying. See, I
like to Lee. I'll tell you the reason why I
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try to get at it well. In the summer, I
make it a point to try and get out of
her as early as I can't. I'm gonna start playing stuff,
don't you take in the summer? Like you want to
take advantage of the beautiful weather that And we're very
lucky because we can. And there's a lot of stuff
that we can get done from you know, home, or
from our cars or from ours. But but I'll tell
you why. It is so much easier for me to
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get a lot of crap done during the day, like
groceries and this and that before the kids get home,
because they don't want to go to the grocery store
and you don't want to hear it for your parents
in the summer. Oh god, terrible. So if I can
get as much done before they get home from school,
then I worry. But that's any day of the week.
That's not Friday. No, that's I'm sorry, take it back. Yeah,
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I don't know what you're defending them with that logic.
For you do your stuff every day, I'll do me
over here. I remember walking down the freeze ryle going
food shopping with my mother in August during the summertime.
Oh my god, the feeling it was terrible. I am
scarred from going food shopping in the summertime. In the wintertime,
she would go by herself. That's fine. High school. I
should be out at a friend's house, swimming in a
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pool or something like that. Running around looking back, aren't
you scarred from There's plenty of stuff. I mean, I'm surprised.
I'm surprised. I am the person I am today with
all the scars physical scars. Do you have on you
don't don't scars J on his arm. Here, listen, there's scars.
I mean, there's a lot of scars. I'm just saying
physical scares, like those physical scars on your body, on
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your I got one on my finger. I sliced my
finger wide open. I got one in my head. Over here.
I got one on my neck over there. I got
one on my knee. Stitches, cuts, bruises, all kinds of things.
My bike when I was nine. I have a permanent
scar on my knee. Hasn't been on a bike since.
Right in the middle, you don't bikes, right. I bought
him a bike. We were ruining your roommates. The plastic
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it was not it looks so stupid. I took you
to a good bike store and you bought the one
with a big grandma seat. Everything we did. We went
bike riding one time and that was the end of it.
And then I took them over to George Washington Bridge.
Sat there in my closet. He was usually was dying
of the George Washington Bridge dying. Gave me my ex
girlfriend and he gave it away. You don't want to
be I don't want this. Well, I'm just listen. I
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think you know you should do some exercise. Exercise is
a good thing, all right. I want to ask a
question for people who work in offices. For if you
have an office, right, sometimes your office is like um,
fifty cubicles and then as the elevated bank, and then
there's another half of the office another side. There's other
floors people work on. Right. If your section of your
office orders pizzas, or it's like birthday day, or you
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have cake, have different food, you want that food, right.
You don't want the accounting guys coming down the hall saying, oh,
we're gonna get your food unless you invite the accounting guys. Right.
You don't want uh, the regional guys on the seventy
three floor coming down because you ordered for your your department,
your section, your people. You got a friend working at
a burger place, they drop off a hundred burgers for
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your people. We got a problem here right here in
River City. Well, there's six radio stations here, right, and
everybody gets food deliveries. We have sponsors, We have people
who love us. They bring his food every time we
have food. I get text messages from mill Rail. We
come by. Well, they see the food and they start
like sniffing around looking. Isn't enough. I could take right that. Listen,
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we share off food. When we're done with it, we
send out an email. Right. Have any of you guys
ever got an email from any of the radio station
when the hip hop station down the hall two weeks ago?
I got one on Friday while I was on my
way to Atlantis. I got the windmill hot dogs were
there for from from the rock station. The rock station,
I'm talking about the hip hop station, the dance station,
the light station. Never never, never, But they take off
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foodt no, no, no. Two weeks ago they had barbecue.
They had ribs and chicken and and pulled pork. Nothing.
There was no email, And I said, is their food?
Oh there's tons of food. Oh yeah yeah, but it's
you know, just for the station. That dude just came
overround and who he is? We have Florida Cilly just
grabbed the breed all But no, I don't think that
he took a corn out there all morning. Yeah. Not
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only that that. The the food that came to us
from this morning is sitting outside in the common hallway.
It's not within the zeat okay, but it but it
hits on the tablecloth that says ELPs trading the morn
show people know, but at least look in the window
and goes okay. And a couple of people that asked
before okay, that guy just grabbed Theriedo put in his
cargo shorts. Did you want touching it? Better bring me
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the chicken that he had. I can't be here to
want it's complaining. Man. You go to restaurants and you
take everything home with you, no matter what it. Go
to a restaurant, I don't take like the salt shakers,
like Froggy takes the knife, moning Brody's taking left again.
All in time means the same thing twice. What do
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you know? You can't even both ladies five minutes and
I all know what a fifteen minute morning show m